Monster Girl Thread

[Anonymous No.]

The might of this new class...!

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[Anonymous No.]

>>44192689
I see miss Baphomet learned a thing or two

[Anonymous No.]

Girls in bloom

[Anonymous No.]

>>44192689
when I'm the king, I'm renaming these "Cutiecores"

[Anonymous No.]

>>44192706
>>44192689
how is she even walking?

[Anonymous No.]

Oops all yandere monsters!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44192730
They are cute at their core.
>>44192764
That's the additional power this new class grants her.

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder if any monoeyes have sun monocles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44192730
Manticore look scary, until you see them try to eat a bit of fruit, or open a drinks can. Juice goes everywhere. Very amusing to watch (from a distance)

[Anonymous No.]

Who the fuck is so obsessed with forcing the early thread to the point of spamming reports. Last time we had issues with /tg/ nogs, jannies stayed away and the undesirables just bumped their shitpost thread for a whole month.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44192852
Can you like not and genuinely talk about monster girls it’s a new day and things seem to be mostly back to normal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44192852
I wouldn't worry about it. It's not the first time and Anons made their choice: https://files.catbox.moe/4x8f42.png
>>44192867
Yeah, let's just focus on monster girls. There are spiders that can make sort of parachutes out of their web, so don't be surprised if you see an Ushi Oni gliding in the sky.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44192787
>They are cute at their core.
that's a good cheesy pickup line, guaranteed to make any dum batcat blush
>>44192846
that's because they are cute dums and once you realize that, they stop being scary monsters and start being cute dorks

[Anonymous No.]

>>44192904
I want to be hugged gently into submission by a cute batkot and then maybe tail drained

[Anonymous No.]

>>44192904
>the moment when the dumdum MGD batcat almost forgets she's supposed to rape you

[Anonymous No.]

I just imagined a manticore drawing a face or putting googly eyes on the head of her tail, and then maybe a hat as well.
>His name is Mr Spiney. Say hi to Mr Spiney anon

Cute

[Anonymous No.]

When the portals open, I'm going to make a bank selling manticore tailpussy panties.
Even mamono wouldn't be walking around with pussy on full display, what if she gets randomly aroused and it opens up in public? What an embarrassment

[Anonymous No.]

>>44192935
your opinion on competetive hugging, where the goal is to make your wife submit to cuddles before you?
>>44192955
>dumcat enjoys casual chat so much she forgets to rape you
that's why I love her so much, I wish it was dating sim with her
>>44192969
would she give it a fake mustache and do a funny posh accent when "Mr Spiney talks"?
>>44192987
I imagine some would hold a cute accessory inside, like a bouquet of flowers?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44192969
I want to facefuck Mr Soiney

[Anonymous No.]

>>44193008
>>44193016

She does it whenever she's around little kids, because they think it's funny. She is very good with children. Sometimes she will bring a fake moustache as well, although it tickles her and her tail is sensitive enough as is. Other times, she will bring a large dress so the little ones don't realise Mr Spiney is actually her tail.

She also does it with anon, although that's to cheer him up. He'll be off moping, and if chest mofu doesn't work, she will sneak up on him with her predator abilities. After that, he will see Mr Spiney very slowly enter his field of view. She might then say something like "Hello Mr Anon." in a dumb voice, or even just give him a kiss (not gay).

Then, if the mood is right, she'll do something like "Here comes Mr Spiney *airplane noises*" onto anon's penis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44192969
>anon tries to play along
>gets shot with a spine
>"oh dear I'm so sorry, Mr. Spiney is grumpy today"

[Anonymous No.]

What would happen if I stabbed a manticore with her own spines? Would she go limp and let me molest her as much as I want? What if she purposefully, "accidentally" stabs herself infront of me and lands tits-first onto my lap?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44193064
>>44193037

>Manticore basically treats Mr Spiney like a sock puppet
>Anon says he's in a bad mood
>She gapes her tail open like a shocked mouth, and then her and the tail go from looking at each other to both looking at you repeatedly.
>"Did you hear that Mr Spiney?"
>She shakes Mr Spiney's head
>She leans in and loudly whispers "I think anon wants cheering up."
>She nods Mr Spiney's head
>"Do you know how we can cheer Anon up?"
>Mr Spiney pauses, before leaning into whisper (gape) at manticore
>She acts like it's actually whispering something to her, and nods along
>"I see... what a great idea Mr Spiney!"
>Mr Spiney gives her a spine
>"Mr Spiney's got a present from the grumpy anon! *More airplane noises*"

[Anonymous No.]

>>44193075
I think she'd get very horny and desperate, it's kinda like raging mushroom but without the STR bonus
>>44193085
>>44193037
>>44193064
Mr Spiney sounds like a top fella, I hope I can bond with him over a cold one and talk about me missus

[Anonymous No.]

>>44193085
>>44193037
>Anon gets milked
>wife says "gee, you sure like Mr Spiney gobbling your knob"
>Anon looks down and says "no homo Mr Spiney"
>she stops, does a "wink" movement and says "absolutely, old chap" in a low tone with the edge of her mouth

[Anonymous No.]

>>44193144
>It started off with her just making a joke about her tail kind of looking like a mouth
>Then the dumb voice
>Then the googly eyes
>Then the moustache
>Finally, an entire mini top hat and a monocle over said googly eyes
>Will just suddenly break into the character mid snuggles/sex
>The fake british accent is kind of cute/hot though
>"Prick, prick, cheerio old bean."

[Anonymous No.]

>>44192689
>Monstergirls don't use guns and are not /k/!

You fucking liars. Then explain the countless times are Mamono gun owner shot at hapless men with demon silver boolets?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44193202
They only need these guns.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44193177
>make her cum her brains out 20 times in a row in 5 minutes
>she lies there limp and panting heavy
>raises her tail up
>"Good show mate! That was one hell o' a shag!"

[Anonymous No.]

Please stop making me like manticores

[Anonymous No.]

>>44193274
>>44193286

>Having a romantic moment with manticore
>Like sitting on the sofa watching a movie
>She very not subtely stretches and puts her arm around you
>Soft paws brush the side of your cheek
>Pads press delicately into your shoulder
>She goes pinker than her own hair when you return the gesture
>But is soon purring and chuffing so loudly you can't even hear the movie
>Not like you were paying attention
>She pulls you in closer, enclosing your face with a paw on one side, and chest fluff/manticore boobs on the other
>You stare into her eyes
>After licking her lips, she leans in for a kiss
>You shut your eyes and do the same
>Your kiss is hot, passionate, and aggressive.
>You open your eyes
> You're kissing Mr Spiney

[Anonymous No.]

Why does this whole exchange remind me of that episode of Red Dwarf where Rimmer went nuts and started talking to a hand puppet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44192689
Typical sight at Court Alf. How indecent!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44193337
Or South Park Elementary?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44193344
Why is that fish a nigger?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44193286
Let's all love manticores!
>>44193328
Damn I should have known when I felt the mustache...

[Anonymous No.]

>>44192890
Miss Ushi's silk is too big for that, so she has to use other methods.
> Of being Cute AF.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44193435
Watch out everyone! This Ushi went ballooney!

[Anonymous No.]

Man are the replacements for the old era monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44193498
Man are they what? Sexy as hell?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44193517
Mankind are the new monsters that magical girl Mamonos have to subdue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44193064
>Manticore gets upset
>Mr Spiney becomes Mr Priapism

[Anonymous No.]

>>44193532
>magical girl Mamonos
Will they rape me into their husband first or will I rape them into my wives first? Tune in next week to find out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44193625
>Hey Miss Hellhound, why have you got heart pupils?
>I was going to rape you
>Anon laughs and points to his boner
>That's funny, I was going to rape you also!
>They both laugh
>Double rape

A common problem in MGC

[Breathfag No.]

I wanna sniff danuki breath!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44193344
Cute, did you commission this anon?

[Anonymous No.]

Again? Another thread?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44193843
Yeah, don't know where to go. >>44193836

[Anonymous No.]

>>44193910
This one is where most anon post, the other one is the result of some newfag trying to usurp the role of thread maker or some shit.
Or just where more posts are made if you don't believe me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44193843
Don't know what you mean, we always make a new thread when the old one 404s.

[Anonymous No.]

>anon the sailor man
>own expensive boat
>traveling the high seas for fun and exploration
>hear screams
>come up on deck to see tentacles gripping around the ship
>can hear creaking and craking as they tighen up
>this is bullshit! he just bought this boat
>running past the crew he grabs one of the tentevles and start pulling with alll your might
>slowly, you are able to pry the tentacle of the rail but he doesn't stop pulling even after its let go
>this manages to get the a ttention of the creature as a kraken with a curious look on her face rises above the waves to see whats going on
>"OI LADY! I KNOW THIS IS YOU THING BUT I JUST BOUGHT THIS BOAT SO COULD YOU FUCKING NOT!?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>44194029
>"OI LADY! I KNOW THIS IS YOU THING BUT I JUST BOUGHT THIS BOAT SO COULD YOU FUCKING NOT!?"
But what about her dramatic entrance?? Making the memory of meeting her husband is more important than some stupid boat

[Anonymous No.]

>>44194029
shoulda bought boat insurance

[Anonymous No.]

>>44194029
its like that yugioh card, sea monster of theseus, she wants a hat or return to clam

[Anonymous No.]

Is this the chosen thread?

[Anonymous No.]

> 44194545
No, Mick, the other one is.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Working as the only IT of a maido academy would be comfy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44194595
Thank you for the info. It is a shame bad actors are going to keep the alternate threads going as long as they can.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44193843
Responsibly made thread after the old one 404s vs one made by some fucking zoomer who thinks it’s time for a new thread every time image limit is reached, while saying they’re “migging us”. Not that hard to figure out, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44194765
Damn zoomers get off my lawn
No, wait, don't get on me instead
nooooooooooo

[Anonymous No.]

>>44194857
i want a momonika manticore and/or raiju

[Anonymous No.]

>>44194623
>>44192689
The age of the minicow is nigh.
All hail the small cow!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44194857
You're more fun than your lawn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44194765
Wtf is "migging"?
All I could think of was S.Witches being witches

[Anonymous No.]

>>44194857
>tell a monster to get off
i don't know what you expected

[Anonymous No.]

Grimoires are just the demon equivalent of dating apps/ads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44195041
Probably some dumb fuck zoomer culture slang for “migrating/migrated”.

>>44194857
I prefer Shirokuto but aged up Momonika is prime correction material.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44194857
This manga https://nhentai.net/g/448805/ but with momonika brats, human lolis are disgusting

[Anonymous No.]

>>44195084
Agreed, I prefer rop but that sub streak they have is brutal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44192689

[Anonymous No.]

I have no idea what you guys did but you broke a man and now he's hiding in /mggg/ for at least a month still upset over whatever happened. Did he deserve it?
>>>/vg/440322387

[Anonymous No.]

>>44195147
some people come here pre-broken. that looks like one such example.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44195212
ribena snake

[Anonymous No.]

>>44195147
I don't recognize the guy, but I think it's safe to assume that he did.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44195147
Probably.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44195147
Most likely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44195147
Scrolling through that thread, I see I made a good decision to bail out last year. What a shithole that place has become.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44195187
I just wanted to post cait sith and this place wasn't very nice at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44194659
I dunno, they may request you assist in teaching some of the younger meidos about network management now that electronics are becoming exceptionally common.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44193532
>Get a package in the mail
>Open it up
>There's some kind of elaborate costume instead
>Also a note from someone you've never met
>It says you've been chosen for some kind of program?
>The details are vague
>You take the costume out and lay it out
>Wait this actually looks pretty cool, especially the mask
>Not that you really had any expectations, but still
>Honestly, this would be perfect for halloween too
>The way it fits you like a glove puts you in a good mood.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44195258
Yeah, not like this mge thread with daily arguments and reposts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44195284
pants not included

[Anonymous No.]

>>44195147
I do not recall this event at all. It sounds like he came for monster girls and left when:
>" if you try to talk about anything that isn't MGE-related, at best they won't even understand what you're talking about. And if you insult KC's writing, or bring up some of the older, edgier, writing, they'll throw all sorts of cringeworthy copium and denial at you."

[Anonymous No.]

>>44195020
The question is, how mini is optimal minicow? Travel size (oppai loli) or fun size (ridiculously busty pixie/fairy)?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44195339
Travel size is best but fun size is a nice change of pace.
You really need to be careful giving the fey milk.

Mostly because Travel size can also perform tasks on their own.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44195339
the dairy welcomes all cows

[Anonymous No.]

>>44195321
No, from that description he's definitely been here.
>>44195147
And yeah that was the 'everything is/isnt femdom-maledom' fight.

[Anonymous No.]

The holstaur says moo
The weresheep says baa
The kobold says woof
The lilim says ___?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44195321
His problem that he didn't lurk before posting. I took my time to familiarize myself with local culture before I started actively posting and never had any issue.

[Breathfag No.]

>>44195403
>mmmm ahhhh!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44195403
moo

[Anonymous No.]

>>44195412
>lurk plenty
>never post off topic
>post image and greentexts of my wife
>get lampooned over it
It happens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44195441
a tiny spec of social awareness works wonders too. shame about that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44195103
Rop is the pet play Sabbath yeah? If so, hard agreed. I still want to ass fuck Momonika while she livestreams it to her entire Sabbath though from our honeymoon suite.

>>44195147
That kind of coping and seething is some shit you’d see from Mick, the /vg/ tumor, or Shoggykins since they all hate KC and MGE anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44195441
thats a you problem

[Anonymous No.]

>>44195411
You left the window open and the lights on so she moved in. Problem?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44195441
Lies of not saying everything are still lies. Does your wife want you to be a liar?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44195482
I really don't remember anything else at this point. I was a tad zealous at the start.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44195412
I wish lurking wasn't a dead practice. Not just here, it seems barely anyone does it on the internet these days.

[Anonymous No.]

Look, I don't know what you guys are talking about; Human girls seem pretty nice. Kind of interesting that their hair is extremely long and seems to want to coil around me at any given opportunity but hey, I'm not judging. I'm sorry there's a reason for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44195441
You also need to NOT be a schizophrenic retard with obsessive grudge against the primary subject of the community you are trying to partake in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44195509
hello anon who really likes kej. Does she ever think about braiding or dyeing her hair?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44195403
>The lilim says _FML, alone again__?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44195523
That came after. Grudge is earned.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44195556
This is the reason why no one trusts furries.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44195147
I think it's this guy who tried to start femdom VS maledom war here, but everyone ignored him, since it literally don't real in MGE when your wife just wants your dick and love and doesn't care about details.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44195526
Not him, but I think it can technically braid itself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44195500
why must we be passive and submissive?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44195602
i don't know where you're from, but go back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44195577
He doesn't care about mge though.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44195632
But if wyvern-san joins the sabbath, how will I ride her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44195084
>aged up Momonika
Why remove the best part?

>>44195460
>ass fuck Momonika while she livestreams it to her entire Sabbath
This with Momonika or some bratty hellhound or dragon from her Sabbath

[Anonymous No.]

>>44195526
Only for parts of her hair. It feels too restricting to her otherwise. As far as dyeing her hair goes; she's not against the idea but she likes her natural hair color the most.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44195615
i came from here

[Anonymous No.]

>>44195705
onii-chan chariot

[Anonymous No.]

>>44195671
I like Baphomets a little bit thicker than normal. As for the Hellhound or Dragon, yes please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44195403
Dork noises

[Anonymous No.]

>>44195645
She's stronger than she looks, don't worry.

[Anonymous No.]

How do I steal an angel's halo and what's the best use for it once I do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44195772
Well yes but its going to look silly.

>>44195731
Personally sabbath girls on the thicker side are my jam

[Anonymous No.]

>>44195403
>"Hahaha, you just activated my trap card!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>44195782
Give it to your merchant alt and sell it

[Anonymous No.]

>>44195782
demons will buy them for a high price

[Anonymous No.]

>>44195782
you can use it as holy lube if crushed and mixed with alraune sap, making your wiener to be able tame all the monsters you wish

[Anonymous No.]

>>44192689
Repent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44195798
For some reason I find the idea of demons collecting angels' halos to be really, really fucked up and arousing . Maybe because I went to catholic school

[Anonymous No.]

>>44195837
>demon melts the halo into a dildo
>whenever she masturbates with it, the angel it belonged to shares the sensations

[Anonymous No.]

>>44195827
I will not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44195827
no, and i would do it again

[Anonymous No.]

>>44195837
>>44195855

Please do not bully or slander or corrupt the holy beings. They are very nice and kind and do not deserve it.

[Sage No.]

>>44195791
Pregnant sabbath lolis are peak womanhood.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44195921
This is true.

>>44195906
This is also true, you just forgot to mention they are also very lewd girls that want to do things with hubby.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44195837
"Just as I thought! That new halo really does look much better on you. I'll just hang onto it for safekeeping."

[Anonymous No.]

>>44195906
They corrupt themselves most of the time and then lie and say it's humans being perverse

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44195935
>>44195968

Valkyrie's being lewd? Surely not. I have a valkyrie following me around and I never have that problem. Sometimes I'll even touch her hand while we reach for the same thing, or say that if I ever got married it would be to a girl like her. And then she just goes deathly quiet! How could she, or any valkyrie, be perverse? She is bound to her holy duty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44195645
>he doesnt shotafy himself to keep up
Im confident Dragonia has a trained force of loli-shota dragon knightd for stealth missions since nobody would take a pair of kids seriously

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44195782
Toss it like a disk for your hellhound gf to catch
Warning: might turn hellhound into heavenhound with too much exposure to the halo

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

transparento slimo

[Anonymous No.]

>>44196101
The Slime Bucket Challenge went viral really quickly

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to feed cornstarch to a slime and see what happens for science

[Anonymous No.]

>>44196083
>heavenhound
Holy shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>44196139
Just how thick do you want her slime to be?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44196168
No, a holy bitch.
There is a difference.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44196170
I need her to flow around me and cure into something really viscous when she mounts me.
Non-newtonian slime

[Anonymous No.]

>>44192689
>multiclassing as cow
How to ruin your build. Sure, she can use lactomancy now but is the agility penalty worth it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44196208
The new swing attack makes up for it.

[Anonymous No.]

It can be surprisingly easy to accidentally make a slime girl if you aren't careful. Then she'll imprint on you like a baby harpy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44196241
she should just remember not to cause too much friendly fire with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44196208
healers and tanks dont care about agility
big boobs are also great on prideful monsters as you can embarrass and molest them that much easier

[Anonymous No.]

>>44196208
See thats the thing, Baphomet's real strength lies in spellcasting and seeing as they are mostly 'innate' casters, the bump to charisma is worth it.
Biggest downside is if they multi-class before their sabbath is ready for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44196208
Don't underestimate cows.
https://files.catbox.moe/srg7d7.mp4

[Anonymous No.]

>>44195731
>I like Baphomets a little bit thicker than normal.
I like the lolis a little bit thicker too, except in the pear-shaped way. Momonika, or one of her Hellhound underlings, would get her fat genuine loli ass pressed into the mattress or couch while the rest of the girls in her Sabbath are commenting in the stream chat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44196289

[Anonymous No.]

>>44192786
yan is love
yan is life

[Anonymous No.]

>>44196289
Anon, think about this
>OMG this cock is like legit lit af senpai no cap fr fr
>lowkey goated pounding senpai keep slamming my cheeks
>thanks for the sub cutiecore12, gang gang mmm demon fruit so good
>"weak thrusts" naw I stan my hubby this dick mad nice on my cunny ngl
>getting cum inside is a mood
Do you REALLY want that

[Anonymous No.]

>get chosen to attend to a 9 tailed kitsune
>expect a wise, benevolent and gentle goddess
>instead get some spoiled, lazy, haughty, overpowered fox ojou-sama that constantly bosses me around and demands I fetch her snacks
worth it

[Anonymous No.]

>>44196387
shes going to change her tone once she goes into heat. hang in there Anon! or escape before it too late, depending on what you're after

[Anonymous No.]

How do I ensure that Alps hang themselves?

[Anonymous No.]

>there is now official research proving smaller breasts are more sensitive than larger ones
we'll never hear the end of it from Shirokuto's nerds

[Anonymous No.]

>>44196500
I swear the sabbath is infiltrating the scientific community.
You'll know its happening when the heads of Academia are all lolis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44196499
That's not cool bro.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44196524
You will never be a woman

[Anonymous No.]

Got a daki of best goatwife. Sorry for low quality image.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44196516
>Shirokuto in hard sciences
>Grelia in healthcare
>Marune in Agriculture
>Runya in Information
>kuro and bapho in general/weapons research
>Black mass is basically a giant scientific expo/convention/conference depending on who's holding it
Buddy the sabbath ARE the scientific community at this point

[Anonymous No.]

>>44196566
They were magical R&D from the start.

[Anonymous No.]

I bet the elves would monsterize willingly if the mamano just told them that it will fix their mosquito bite sized tits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44196628
iirc the sabbath was originally only weapons R&D before they broadened their scope to encompass all research

[Anonymous No.]

>mgekek talk
I'll come back when we talk about monster girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>44196566
What's momonika role in this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44196667
There's a place for butthurt faggots like you on /vg/, go ahead and join your kin there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44196697
Nobody here likes your kind anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44196691
Lab PR. Streams live on tWitch from the lab, annoying all the other sabbaths but getting a ton of publicity. They still appreciate her because she attracts willing onii-chans for the other sabbaths.

[Anonymous No.]

Need to molest paws. Molest beans. Paw beans. Molest them. Rape paws. Fuck paws. Yes yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44196742
I can only imagine 'modern' Momonika being a halfway mix of shopping channel and LIvestream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44196743
They are some mighty paws

[Anonymous No.]

>>44196752
>shopping channel and LIvestream
How would that work?

[Anonymous No.]

I'm starting an idol company for monsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>44196834
With monster idols, or human boy idols?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44196834
>giant titted foul mouthed imps for the loli brat angle
>a couple rattlesnake lamias to hiss at people
>some zombies that just want to get warm and keep wandering into the crowd
>a few gyaru girls that keep promising they're pure
>a lich manager that keeps adding more zombies

[Anonymous No.]

>>44196862
>only performs concerts in the roughest parts of town
>known for getting rowdy at concerts
>every few months a member of the audience goes missing only for a similiar looking zombie to be added
>it only adds to their mystique

[Anonymous No.]

>>44196844
The boybands should only accept those that can handle HUGE harems.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44196834
>>44196844
>audition for idol
>get snatched before you even get to the mic

[Anonymous No.]

>>44196938
It would be better to have them all taken so all the other girls are restrained while they stan for them but still think they are in with a a shot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44196862
>pyrow member gets caught holding hands with her childhood friend
>management says "it's just casual skinship"
>another picture surfaces of them kissing
>"it was just a prank, one time"
>a video of the kiss shows her using her tongue, cradling his head with one hand and putting the other one down his pants
>"management regrets this incient and has received our member's commitment to her purity pledge"
>then an image of the two of them walking into a love hotel
>management puts together a conference on the spot
>"our member called and let us know she was just tired and ask her friend to walk her gently to the hotel, in fact let's video call her right now"
>when the call connects an image of the pyrow getting slammed from the back is broadcast over management's head
>"CASUAL IMPREGNATION SEX WITH MY CHILDHOOD FRIEND IS SO FUN!"
>everyone's too shocked to react and for a minute the conference room is filled with the sounds of sex
>the tanuki manager disconnects the call and silently starts to sob
>"f-fucking sluts... I want a husband too..."

[Anonymous No.]

>>44196959
>still think they are in with a a shot.
That's too mean, and potential fixes to it make me think it's drifting away from the concept of boybands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44196938
>alongside handshake tickets they get a ticket for their graduation concert
>for every ticket they have an extra chance at a lottery for his hand in marriage
>the worst ones rack up 1000s in tickets
>a riot almost broke over the group's center's graduation when the winner was just a random werecat with a single ticket she picked up because she thought the band name sounded cool

[Anonymous No.]

>>44197029
As I am not a teen girl I am not familiar with the concept of boybands but I am fairly sure that not many wore purity rings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44196345
It wouldn't be THAT bad. She'd talk like a msgk you'd expect from a h-manga, and the other girls would be going wild like a twich chat full of slutty brats while you start manhandling and dominating her more
>she starts out sitting in your lap making a V with one hand, going "Look at me milk onii-chan dry tonight, ahahaha! How long will he last you think?"
>after a couple of rounds you're grabbing her by the ankles and looming over her ready to mating press her butthole, while a large portion of Momonika's sabbath is in the chat is posting messages like "omg" "RAPE pogchamp"

[Anonymous No.]

>>44197061
>SHIROKUTO OUTDATED
>RUNYA OVERRATED
>LONG WE HAVE WAITED
>NOW MOMONIKA IMPREGNATED

[Anonymous No.]

>>44197023
Miss Manager should really just grab producer Anon already. If he's going to start an idol company and not touch the idols, then he's fair game for the other staff

[Anonymous No.]

>>44197087
They don't have the hat game.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44196345
>>thanks for the sub cutiecore12, gang gang mmm demon fruit so good
I hate this mental image you gave me
die die die die die die die

[Anonymous No.]

Frostworks just added in a picture a demon OC from one of his short stories.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

My wurm daughter got into my toolbox and ate all the drill bits. Is this normal?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44197087
>NOW MOMONIKA IMPREGNATED
Not likely in the near future with where the majority of the cumshots are going

[Anonymous No.]

In a post portal world, you'd get a lot of attention if you were interested in a relatively niche MG that didn't have too many fans. Walking around where they live, drawing them out to see that it's just one human who has that much desire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44197307
This is why you need to have the cheap distraction bits ready and keep the valuable cobalt ones in a hidden place. Of course you could also not just leave discipline to your wife and make her do more chores around the house to buy replacement bits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44197056
I don't know where I was going with this, but stringing them along is mean and I think it makes more sense to be a more normal band that the girls could bond over with the boys in the audience.

[Anonymous No.]

Monster girls wouldn't disturb a man trying to meditate, would they?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44197339
Maybe. She can't control the tail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44197056
You don't remember boy bands from the early 2000s before they got replaced by kpop?
Part of the allure and culture was much like how males do it as well. Girls 100% wanted to learn everything about them and date them, it was largely better if they were single but women being women even if they got a GF they'd still think they had a chance.
T. I remember my how my sister and female classmates fawned over them

[Anonymous No.]

Gyarus aren't so tough. Take away their flashy clothes and put them in something modest and they'll become a flustered mess

[Anonymous No.]

>>44197380
>Take away their flashy clothes
That's exactly what they want you to do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44197380
Its simple, just pull out your MGOTW card and tell them you're a sigma male on the grind. They will respect you, trust me bro

[Anonymous No.]

>>44197339
Depends if they find the prospect funny
>Anon is trying to meditate
>poke
>poke poke
>pokepokepokepokepokepokepokepokepokepokepokepokepoke
>Feel a soft fuzzy tail trying to worm its way into your pants
>Open your eyes to try and tell off whoever is breaking your concentration, only to be met with solitude and a joker playing card on the ground in front of you
>Close your eyes to refocus
>poke…

[Anonymous No.]

>>44197339
Polite one would wait for him to finish, or even join in.
>>44197385
Why would I want their clothes? I don't need them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44197392
>Pull the tail, make her scream, RAPE HER, RAPE HER NOW.
Intrusive thoughts

[Anonymous No.]

>>44197380
I want to give those girls a tall glass of jub milk and then see what happens

[Anonymous No.]

>Dormouse sees meditating anon
>Sits in his lap and sleeps
>Anon is a deep enough meditation to where he doesn't notice
>But he falls asleep eventually.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44197429
Du du du

[Anonymous No.]

Should I read touhou tag dream?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44197417
>Hey chesh, why don’t you just bang him already?
>It’s a game now, if Anon snaps and fucks me, I win, and he knows that
Chesh foreplay sure is weird

[Anonymous No.]

>>44197542
Sir, this is the mge thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44197565
She won't be so smug after a receiving years and years of pent up sexual frustration in the ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44192786
Perfect.

[Anonymous No.]

Gonna move to hagville so I can live without the fear of getting TOM'd

[Anonymous No.]

This Demon! She cheated, she didn't play fair man! She moved my hand in my sleep to make me sign her contract! She can't just do that!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44197696
Take her to court and see if you can get it annulled. I'm pretty sure it doesn't count if you don't sign it willingly.

[Anonymous No.]

>Word gets out that you love cooking and have a collection of themed aprons despite being single
>Now everyone in town is calling you 'Amazon bait'
>Suddenly every amazon, dark elf, hellhound, demon, and orc you see is making eyes at you

[Anonymous No.]

>>44197658
you fool

[Anonymous No.]

>>44197658
Hope they have cats in hagvillle, I don't mind a older chesh or werecat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44197791
I'm just going to focus on cooking and be oblivious to the staring

[Anonymous No.]

>>44197791
>it's a full moon tonight
I've gotta prepare.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44197791
I wonder if you can take over an amazon tribe like p'orcers with some really good food

[Anonymous No.]

>>44197880
You'll be the chief's husband and all other warriors will show you respect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44197839

[Anonymous No.]

>>44197880
>No horn, tail or wing

[Anonymous No.]

>study hard to become a doctor
>portals open just as you set up your first practice
>mamono mana cures most illnesses overnight
>unicorns can just magic bones back together
>the only patients you get are monsters who tell you that they need some "vitamin D"
>also get haughty monsters complaining about head fog and stomach pains thinking they're sick when they're just in love for the first time and can't admit it
>monsters everywhere hit on you by asking if you want to "play doctor" with them

[Anonymous No.]

>>44197791
Conversely if you hate cooking and just eat whatever's cheap and tastes good, you're kiki bait.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44197742
I took her to court and the jury started clapping and judge Anubis congratulated us on our "marriage" and sent us off!
What is happening?! The whole system is rigged against me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44197965
Greilia is still a doctor despite all of this, get an apprenticeship with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44197839
>Anon is thrilled that so many people like his cooking
>starts a cooking channel on Montube
>comments are filled with innuendo
>Anon is oblivious to all of it, hearts all the comments and replies to most of them
>only encourages more monster horny posting in his comments
>one cheshire managed to get a reply chain from him six posts long on his video about crème filled eclairs

[Anonymous No.]

How do I ensure that Alps hang themselves?

[Anonymous No.]

Need a dream where it's just me cuddling a very fluffy nightmare and march hare pair, but when I wake up they're actually there on top of me, preventing my escape

[Anonymous No.]

>>44192689

[Anonymous No.]

>44198011
How do we ensure that you go back to wherever you came from?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44198028
Report and move on
/vg/tards have been getting uppity lately after their little raid faile, hoefully they'll get banned sooner than later

[Anonymous No.]

>>44198028
>>44198046
I'm sure Reddit will be more willing to provide you with safe spaces.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44198028
Fucking ironic that a gachafag acts like he's the one who belongs. Both you retards need to get the fuck out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44198060
>one post /pol/tard memes
>the other posts fox girls
the tow are nowhere near equivalent

[Anonymous No.]

>>44198020
Would the bun even manage to squeeze in with the horse?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44198083
Both are cancer and need to leave. There's a reason boatfuckers got kicked out of /jp/ to begin with.

[Anonymous No.]

Ass

[Anonymous No.]

>>44198116
Must squeeze

[Anonymous No.]

>>44197875
I'll say, that's a lot of mouths to feed.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44198132
I want to call the Minotaur guard cute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44198133
Hp

[Anonymous No.]

>>44198140
She really needs to hear it, tell her.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44198184
Which subspecies of fox is this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44198199
don't worry about it

[Anonymous No.]

You're hanging out in the graveyard looking for fresh Zombies to pick up in your Molestation Mobile when you stumble on a Banshee
>Crap, I fell asleep!
So she says. What do?

[Anonymous No.]

>https://files.catbox.moe/rhgces.png
uh-oh

[Anonymous No.]

>>44198116
Imagine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44198235
i really don't need hourly updates on your fascinations

[Anonymous No.]

>>44198233
I put on my wizard robe and hat

[Anonymous No.]

>>44198236
Lord I could only wish for such a BIG oni.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44198241
Someone needs to bring the hammer down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44198244
This

[Anonymous No.]

How to properly worship a kitsune.
https://files.catbox.moe/mxmv3o.PNG

[Anonymous No.]

>>44198244
>>44198256
What does that do?

[Anonymous No.]

need time machine so i can fuck a monster then undo it so im not stuck with her and i can continue on my sexquest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44198263
that already got patched out.
she just keeps encountering your earlier and earlier

[Anonymous No.]

>>44197829
>>44197834
N-no I don't want to be tom'd

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44198271
I'm afraid you have nya choice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44198262
>>44198262
Allows you to cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism and Lvl. 8 Cock of the Infinite.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44198183
Anon help she's killing me! Anon help! SHE'S KILLING M-

[Anonymous No.]

>>44198263
I bet cupids have a whole time police section just fir this

[Anonymous No.]

>>44198271
This is one of those self-fulfilling prophecies. Your constant subconscious thoughts of toms will ensure that you yourself are TOM'd. That or you alp into a cat and get TOM'd , but probably the former.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44198326
rip, at least you died next to the muscles you were obsessed with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44198327
If a hag kot purrs on me I will lose instantly

[Anonymous No.]

>>44198308
wtf I love cait siths now???

[Anonymous No.]

>>44198328
"it don't count! I undid it!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>44198350
Purrs and chuffs aren't fair. How can a man resist those?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44198090
Horse is pillow, whether that be tits or body. Bun is blanket

[Anonymous No.]

>>44198326
She's just fixing your scoliosis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44196499
Well you get undead alps that’s how things go, now moving on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44198418
But anon never had scoliosis...

[Anonymous No.]

>>44198368
"Stop right there you criminal scum"

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

She Cometh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44198431
And he never will.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44198368
And now they undid your undoing.

[Anonymous No.]

Tried asking out the cool Dragon who leads the high school's delinquent gang and she said "Get lost, punk." and raised her fist like she was going to punch me just to make me flinch and growled in my face. Then her Wyvern, Wurm, Salamander and Lizard friends laughed at me while I walked off looking defeated. Man, neither the good or bad girls here like me, things just don't go my way. Maybe college will be better...

[Anonymous No.]

>>44198534
The white snek stalks, she’s keeping you away from those bad influences.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44198534
she cant control her scary tone of voice, what she meant to say was:
>Get lost? punk.

See? she was just concerned for your welfare and if you needed directions. Dragons don't do human intonation and tone very well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44198534
Try talking to the mediocre girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44198534
She was shit testing you with the fakeout punch anon, you showed fear and wimped out, marking yourself as an unworthy mate in the eyes of all those reptiles. Now they all know to avoid you forever, reptile and draconic monsters don't like weaklings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44198764
And that’s why majority of them become undeads, that maybe they should stop being mega bitches for once.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44192689

[Anonymous No.]

>>44198764
False.
Dragons just have monstrous egos and are incredibly vain, but know deep down that they are mere lizards who would kill to have a man to love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44198805
>monstrous egos
Like I said doomed to be undeads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44198572
>stalks
>dork slithers up
>tries to say something
>gets embarrassed
>slithers away

[Anonymous No.]

>>44198764
That's sounds like what a mega-tsun dragon would tell themselves to cope with the fact they probably scared off the person they liked, before crying themselves to sleep

[Anonymous No.]

>>44198764
>anon gets rejected and ridiculed
>cuts himself in a delusional attempt to "toughen up"
>Met with dead silence during PE when long sleeves arent covering his upper arms anymore
If she doesn't go feral the teachers and school nurse will

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Kill all dragons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44198534
>dragon acts tough in front of her friends
>flies after you on the way home to make sure you're okay
>says she's worried that some dork like you will get attacked on the way home

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44198534
It's fine, just go on some chatrooms and find a lonely old dragon to go out with. They mellow out a lot when they get older.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44198910
>>>/vg/
>>>/out/

[Anonymous No.]

>>44198884
Little death.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44198260
shit, have i been doing it wrong all this time? i usually just bring a offering of food and have a conversation with her for a hour or 2.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44198534
Get revenge on her by becoming a force of justice and turning the wyvern against her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44197087
SHIROKUTO OUTDATED
RUNYA OVERRATED
LONG HAVE WE WAITED
TO SEE MOMONIKA IMPREGNATED
THERE WILL BE BAPHOS
WED
THE MAN IN THE MIRROR NODS HIS HEAD

[Anonymous No.]

>>44198945
>not becoming a human extremist
coward

[Anonymous No.]

>>44198934

[Anonymous No.]

>>44198943
The Spice Way Seas truly are a rough and lawless place.
Pirates, brigadiers, privateers, and even Mamano Navy ships that may be interested in a little raiding or boarding fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44198961
Cute small hag.

[Anonymous No.]

>anon gets bullied by delinquents after trying to ask one out
>transfers to another school
>delinquent inconsolable while her friends try to comfort her

[Anonymous No.]

>>44198958
>Become human extremist
>Few monsters you do know are surprisingly supportive
>"Oh yes anon, I think it's a wonderful idea. We love humans!"
>"How many men are going to be at your super secret meeting again?"
>"Leave the door unlocked so me and some friends can uh... get you rice krispies squares!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>44198534
Meh, who cares about that skank anyway anon? You should chat up that cute geek who's president of the school book club. I hear she's single.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44198839
Don't underestimate dork hebi
Once she fancies you there is no escape

[Anonymous No.]

>>44198986
>thinks she'll have another chance in college
>turns out anon's parents moved him to a human-only school
>resentment turns into hatred while being sheltered away from monsters and it's turned out he's moved out of the city into some Order commune
>delinquent becomes mindbroken

[Anonymous No.]

>>44198997
Monsters won't find it very funny when Anon takes it too far and cuts them out of his life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44199020
>Eros agents kidnap them both and puts them in a room together
>anon cannot even get a word in between all the bawling and slurred apologies

[Anonymous No.]

>>44199020
Good prideful bitches should get nothing.

[Anonymous No.]

>Nyo quarter shall be given. All attempts to purr-lay will be ig-nyored, nya. The time for nya-gotions is over and meow the fur-st to pillage shall keep their spoils. Drag ye Tom kicking and screaming if ye must, nya!

They all talk like that and they're a fleet twenty ships strong. Fate worse than death.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44199005
prez is such a hard working, trust worthy girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>44199057
tell them we're on a urgent medical mission and people will die if we don't make it on time

[Anonymous No.]

REMEMBER ME ANON? WHEN I ALPED YOUR BROTHER. I TALKED. JUST. LIKE. THIS!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44198797
Is she presenting her tail for stroking? Lewd!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44199057
>shipmate anon just shoves her back into the water
>after a heavy minute of silence the cat pirate breaks character, chiding him for ruining their moment like that
>anon now has to help her back up

[Anonymous No.]

>>44197658
>he doesn't realize that hagville's crazy cat ladies dont have pet cats/

[Anonymous No.]

>>44199033
I'd hit her. That should get her to stop crying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44199086
But how crazy are they?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44198764
Like I'm shenmui?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44199005
>who cares about that skank anyway anon?
The sight of a gyaru dragon schoolgirl can make men do unwise things

[Anonymous No.]

>>44199079
Mam this is Tech support, I can't take these sorts of calls here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44199079
I didn't vote for her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44199079
druella pits

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44199005
>>44199058
how does she deal with the urge to replace his blood with grape juice and ruin any chance she had at a wholesome romance like in her books?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44199005
>Like the idea of snek coils
>Still get fidgety when I can't freely move my arms and legs, possibly some mild form of claustrophobia
I'm going to need coil therapy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44199100
Imagine a pack of yanderes who are all live in the same house and they are all dorks

[Anonymous No.]

>>44199139
Furious masturbation before, during, and after school. The time anon sat on his coils? She went so hard at it afterwards in the girl's locker room she passed out. It's hard but anon's worth it

[Anonymous No.]

>>44199113
>wagie anon works at IT support for some local company
>gets a weird call from a lady breathing deeply into the phone
>she starts a weird monologue about corruption and deep desires
>anon immediately realizes it's yet another (former) ancient evil too ashamed to admit she can't install the adobe reader and proceeds to remotely install it for her
>she just stutters out "t-thank you" and hangs up

[Anonymous No.]

Milking an apohpis, injecting a pharoh with the venom, and leaving her kingdom to descend into sex anarchy with apophis absentia!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44199139
By being into whatever the female version of edging is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44199162
>"Mam, do you see that little button on your phone that says DND?"
>"Fool, the light aside this button means little in the grand scheme of my cosmic pla-"
>"Yeah, if the lights on you want to press it again, its still sending calls to your voicemail directly instead of ringing."
>'....Thank you."

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44199189
cat tongue is an acquired taste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44199194
more like they acquire taste

[Anonymous No.]

>>44199194
imagine how it feels to be french kissed by a cat girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44199134
Imagine getting put into a pit and it is just Druella in there. Then she proceeds to down a doppel potion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44199189
Ribbed for (My) pleasure

[Anonymous No.]

>>44198986
>delinquent sees him again a year later
>with his new blue oni girlfriend being happy together
>delinquent goes home and literally dies on the spot
Deserved. That's what Dragons get.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44199194
it does tickle a bit

[Anonymous No.]

>>44199222
>Go to your local Eros Church because you can't get laid
>"Don't worry anon, our new matchmaking service is the fastest ever built!"
>Impossibly large wheel with impossibly thin slices of tens of thousands of different names written on it.
>"You just spin the wheel, and then get teleported to the single monster! Fate works in mysterious ways, doesn't it?"
>Fuck it, spin the wheel
>Just misses a cute sounding name for 'Consolation prize'
>Teleported into Druella's room
>While she's mid dry humping her daki
>You fill in the rest

[Anonymous No.]

>>44199137
?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44199137
I'd let Druella eat my snacks while she gives me a lift across the river

[Anonymous No.]

>>44199298
better help miss nuki out

[Anonymous No.]

>>44199294
It’s simply just a crossover between MGE and MGQ of what goes on in the two series.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44198263
Enjoy your new hound of tindalos GF anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>44199312
Why frog

[Anonymous No.]

>>44199314
K enjoy nothing

[Anonymous No.]

>>44199323
anon...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Scorpion_and_the_Frog

[Anonymous No.]

>>44199323
It's a metaphor for the atomic bomb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44199323
It’s based off another meme of the frog and the scorpion. Though I am not the anon who posted that or made that picture, but I do know what it is based off of.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44199314
So I am cosmic dog man now? I mean I guess that makes sense for we already got the abominable snowman transformation with Wendigos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44196279
holy shit, sauce

[Anonymous No.]

>>44199444
Kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44199460
honestly asking who made that animation its off topic but i want to see a bit more

[Anonymous No.]

>>44199471
I don't care.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44199298

[Anonymous No.]

>>44199444
>>44199471
some jap gamedev it looks like
https://twitter.com/boko877/status/1267698882747576320

[Anonymous No.]

>>44198263
>>44199314
Not how Hounds of Tindalos work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44199488
thx

also would you waifu an oracle envoy if it was made into a monster girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>"Hey Anon, can you go to the roof? I think some kids are screwing around up there again."
>Its raining cats and dogs again at the store and for some reason kids seem to always get up on the roof to screw around.
>Normally its delinquents or weirdo chuuni kids up there.
>The number of smoking harpies you've had to chase off is astounding.
>And so, opening the roof access door you found an ogre and oni tearing off their suits, revealing intricate tattoos on their backs....and pair of enormous tits on the both of them.
I swear, taking a normal job in little Zipangu can lead to wild times.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44199529
Orderites will look at this picture and still say that human hands were not meant to massage monster beans

[Anonymous No.]

>>44199444
boko877
it can be found on his twitter if you search far enough
I doubt you would like most of his other stuff. He mostly does reverse ryona unfortunately (and hard femdom by extension) and games around it but you can find some neat non-painful stuff if you dig far enough.
However, his stuff with his character "Selene" is quite nice and "gentle" and could even fit into MGE style combat.
Search for "ultimate fighting girl Selene".

[Anonymous No.]

>>44199549
thx

[Anonymous No.]

>>44199544
They aren't. You really need to get your elbows in there to massage the big palm bean.

[Anonymous No.]

Haha, you should shove your hand into fox tails. If she likes you then you can pull out a gift. Haha, trust me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44199570
Human hands are king when it comes to massages. They can move and press in ways paws can't. Kneading, poking, prodding, making little circles, the list goes on.
True, big paw beans are more turgid than their smaller counterparts, but that just means it's easier to control the pressure you exert on her paws. Ask a monster girl who they would like to massage her. If they don't say their husband, or future husband, then they are lying.
I want to massage a manticore's, hellhound's, or anubis' beans so badly

[Anonymous No.]

>>44199598
I tried this with a manticore and I couldn't feel my arm for a week afterwards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44199606
I just want to touch squishy bean. God, I'd molest all of my wife's monster bits. And all of her human ones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44199651
>human ones
mine doesn't have any :)

[Anonymous No.]

>>44199146
Surely it wouldnt be that bad...

[Anonymous No.]

>>44199651
post beans that you'd squish

[Anonymous No.]

>>44199598
i got more fluff! my favorite!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44199701
She looks like she'd be the one doing the squishin'

[Anonymous No.]

>>44199701
>the beans will squish you

[Anonymous No.]

>>44199701

[Anonymous No.]

To be pinned beneath a big jinko...

[Anonymous No.]

>>44199742
She'd much rather just be the big spoon

[Anonymous No.]

>>44199755
But I need to be properly chuffed to sleep

[Anonymous No.]

Well, we have a Jabberwocky, and a Jub Jub. Where's the fruminous Bandersnatch?

[Anonymous No.]

Monster bullying you? Just hit her! Got a sizeable backpack? Fill it with heavy stuff and just hit her upside the head with it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44199767
Here you go, friend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44199767
I'd show run a jabberwock one two one two and through and through with my vorpal sword and galumph her back if you know what I mean

[Anonymous No.]

>>44199701
The beans that squish back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44199784
Oh no, I love her! So frabjous! So beamish!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44199712
>Siberian jinko
>"In Russia, beans squish you"

[Anonymous No.]

>>44199712
dumb jinko. how is she supposed to surprise bean sandwich her husbands head if shes got a bell on?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44199843
Beaning husband without ringing bell is rite of passage for jinko. Like gypsy picking pocket on dummy, but sexier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44199871
Beaning husband? is this some sort of proposal as well?

[Anonymous No.]

>go to a beach in MGC
>you're the only man there, surrounded on all sides by monstergirl lolis and JCs on summer break wearing increasingly slutty swimsuits the more you spot them

[Anonymous No.]

>>44199883
Proposal? No, is declaration. What choice does a man have when his head is already held by fluffy paw?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44199888
don't care, I came for a beach holiday and I'm gonna get one

[Anonymous No.]

>>44199871
>>44199883
>beaning
Is that like when she rubs her clit against you? She's beaning you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44199888
I'm going to walk up to the sluttiest girl there and slap her ass, to establish dominance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44199921
yes, that comes after the paw beans gently smushing your cheeks
>>44199908
Cute. So if I grab her paws and bean myself with them, that also counts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44199888
>they keep asking when anon is going to take his shirt off

[Anonymous No.]

>>44199946
You'd have to touch her paws with your hands for that, you sick freak! It better count because you ruined her for marriage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44199961
Then I shall poke the beans of every species with beans until I am claimed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44199975
>anon ties the world record at 1

[Anonymous No.]

>>44199975
>MGC'S most notorious villain
>The (bean) Poker

[Anonymous No.]

>>44195782
>It would be extremely painful.
Also your angel will get severe diarrhoea

[Anonymous No.]

>>44199990
>Let me get this straight: you think beans are sexy?
>I do. And I'm tired of pretending they are not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44200029
>'Hey Anon, what are you thinking about?'
>"Dem Beans."
>she's thinking Anon has a weird desire for a can of beans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44200014
Go back to plebbit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44199990
>Ran into the library
>Poked several napping werecats
>Poked the anubis librarian
>Poked the chesh burning books
>Escaped officer wan by poking her into a blushing wreck

He cannot be stopped

[Anonymous No.]

>>44196313
>yan is love
>yan is life
yan forgive
yan is wife
--A poem, by Anon and Anon

[Anonymous No.]

>backpack mounted camera focuses on the headshot of a man wearing khakis, short shorts, and wearing a boonie hat
>"alright guys I'm here in the jungles of the new Amazon in the exciting new mamono realms!"
>"In this special I'll be tracking down and getting footage of the elusive Ocelomeh a deeeeadly beasty that could rip ya apart with its teeth and claws if it's blades don't get ya first!"
>"I've been out here in this jungle alone for the past 5 weeks showing you all sorts of beasties up close an' personal"
>"let me tell ya finding 'er ain't easy!"
>camera zooms in to a small cracked branch with a spec of orange fur snagged on it
>"but now look at this FRESH tracks!"
>scoops up mud from a paw print and tastes it
>"less than a day old!"
>he follows the trail and eventually gets behind a bush
>the camera pans up just over the bushes spotting a sorta sleepy Ocelomeh on a warm looking rock, her sword resting by her ready to be grabbed
>he whispers, "right, look at her big old paws and graceful limbs, she could rip me in half with those alone. In fact they're not just powerful but fast too! On average they can run about 90 miles per hour in a sprint, if she thinks I'm prey I'll never get away and once she catches me I'm lunch!"
>camera zooms in showing off her powerful graceful form and razor sharp claws
>"now I'm downwind of her, so I'm gonna jump on her and show you her features up close an personal!"
>he leaps from the bushes yelling and startling the poor girl before wrestling her, careful to avoid her claws and ignoring her shouts of panic as he gets her in a full body grapple from her back pinning her arms and legs
>he ignores her cries of this "being improper in the sight of god" and the loud purring coming from under him
>"now as you can see she's a real beaut' ain't she? Look at her well groomed fur with not even a strand displaced!"
>she loudly protests this but is unable to struggle much
>"and those vicious claws too! Now what I'd give to be able to show you up close how long those claws are and the softness of those pads!"
>she is now blushing profusely and keeps going on about such words, "being vulgar outside the privacy of their home"
>he goes on while the purring grows louder and her more docile till suddenly he announces to the camera
>"as you can see guys the Ocelomeh is a fearsome beastie worthy of the name the 'queen of the jungles'! Now it's time for the important part, the release part of catch and release, if I'm not fast enough she'll catch me and rip me to shreads!"
>Ocelomeh is confused as the words don't register proper until he bounds off of her and the camera shows him zigzaging into the jungle, you hear shouts of 'w-wait up a second!' As you hear footfalls behind him
>"until next time folks, when I track down the fearsome and dangerous Kamaitachi!"

[Anonymous No.]

Not enough sleepy mice here

[Anonymous No.]

>>44200067
>molestation without marriage
If this man makes it out of the jungle the monster police will be waiting for him

[Anonymous No.]

>>44200014
God I remember this anime many years back I always hated that dokuro bitch. That I wished in that anime she would’ve been revealed to be a demon(Not the good kind) the whole entire time and one of the real angels would’ve showed up and send that skank back to hell where she belongs. That every single thing she said in the series was a lie upon more lies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44200034
>she's thinking Anon has a weird desire for a can of beans.
Not entirely wrong.
>Canned
Not entirely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44198534
Bring a gun, do it. Shoot them

[Anonymous No.]

Angels don’t have halos they have expanding auras almost like dragon ball z auras, so be prepared for that when you get a angel wife.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44200160
The wurm's gonna eat lead!
literally

[Anonymous No.]

Come, sit with me, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44199057
>Throw a towel at her face
>"Dry yourself or you will get a cold"
>Give a fish and a fresh beer to drink with you
>Relax on the your fishing boat 's deck
>Listen to the calm sea and her soft purr
>Mindlessly pet her
If only things could be like that but here we're, needing to wake in 6 hours for work

[Anonymous No.]

>>44199918
>I came for a beach holiday and I'm gonna get one
And what a holiday it would be

[Anonymous No.]

Real dead hours.

[Anonymous No.]

Remember that the big, strong, heavily armored goons are actually giant sweeties and take double 'damage' from flirting.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44200444
Dullahan would never be affected by a mere human's attempt at flirting, bah!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44200416
Best hours

[Anonymous No.]

I have a strong need for heroine

[Anonymous No.]

imma going to sleep in ms hakus class, and then mess with her

[Anonymous No.]

I keep ctrl+f-ing 'mommy' trying to find this thread, staring at the screen for fifteen seconds trying to figure out why there are zero results, and then remembering I'm trying to type 'monster'...

[Anonymous No.]

>>44200460
>Run into a huge Dullahan on your adventure.
>She's clearly midboss tier with heavy armor, a great blade and some clear, thick muscle on her .
>"Another fool attempting to storm the castle? I'm afraid its time to toss you out with all the rest."
>Break out a Flirt III
>"Well, if a woman like you wants take me out of the castle, why don't we make it easy and go somewhere nice as my treat?"
>Hear a small, flustered 'Wah?' As she buckles , falling to her knees with a weighty clunk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44200416
Undead sex

[Anonymous No.]

>>44200463
>"I resurrected a whole damn village and I'm passing the savings onto youuuuuuu!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>44200495
Of course, most anons want a mother not a wife so it is only a matter of time.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44200618
Sometimes I fantasize about wight coming home drunk and beating me until I feel numb. She kicks me in the ribs until I can hardly breathe. Then she starts to cry and apologizes, begging me to forgive her. She holds me all night as I gently cry into her t-shirt.

[Anonymous No.]

all i want is a wife and a way to live without working
why do you want all that shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>44200659
That's exactly what I want to. I just want my wife to come home from a hard day at cat court and make me pet her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44200529
So are you saying you don't want a snake mommy?

[Anonymous No.]

44200665
fuck off to vg

[Anonymous No.]

>>44200676
Hello, please give me drawing advice. That is all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44200688
go to /ic/

[Anonymous No.]

>>44200702
I looked in the furry art general and got scared off because they were better than me

[Anonymous No.]

>>44200665
Cat court is bullshit. A werecat rubbed herself on me, then told me not to touch her, then sued me for not touching her! And she won! Now I'm a father of four. I can't believe there isn't a travel advisory for the cat kingdom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44200650
What did I just read?

[Anonymous No.]

44200710
>he got scared off when he draws the same shit
lmao lol fucking coward, and a fucking shitposter, go fuck off over there

[Anonymous No.]

>>44200710
Welcome to everyone who ever learned to draw or paint.
You will always see someone better than you.
People will always laugh at your works or find a flaw.
Get used to it, learn to filter good criticism from shitposting, and practice.
Also do not post furry stuff here as we have enough trouble as it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44200714
>"This is bullshit, I can't believe I lost!"
>"Also, look how cute my eldest is, those girls love boxes, its fantastic."

[Anonymous No.]

>>44200745
Why do people do the reply without >> thing?
You are still giving them a (you), just making the thread harder to read. If you don't want to give them the satisfaction don't reply.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44200674
I want a snake mommy...

[Anonymous No.]

>>44200775
k, still do that to say something
just funny that he likes shitpost here but is scared to post on the actual furry thread

[Breathfag No.]

>>44200777
I wanna sniff snek mommy breath and snek daughteru breath

[Anonymous No.]

>>44200650
I don't like Wights. They intimidate me, I would avoid them at all costs, and rich ladies in general.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44200791
It's because they're so much better than me it seems wrong when the beg thread is closer to my level.
>>44200775
'tism.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44192689

[Anonymous No.]

Don't go to the cat kingdom. I threw out an old cardboard box and now apparently I'm liable for the near feral werecat that slept in it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44200850
I bet the cat kingdom is just massive buildings made of cardboard like that one ed edd and eddy episode

[Breathfag No.]

Alright anon, we've dressed you up in a full-body, foil suit bearing the logo of a popular type of corn chip. We're throwing you outside where a murder of black harpies is perched.

Will you resign yourself to your fate?
Or do you attempt to rip off the suit and make a getaway?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44200850
>The cat police knock on anon's door
>"We've got complaints from your neighbors that you are making your wife sleep outside"
>"My wife? I don't have a wife?"
>"Oh yeah? Then who's that?"
>They point to a discarded cardboard box, next to the recycling bin
>A naked, filthy werecat is sitting in it, her legs dangling outside the box
>When she notices anon she slowly stretches, showing off her body
>"I-I don't know her!"
>"Is that your box sir?"
>"Ye-"
>"Then that's your wife. Bring her inside and give her a wash. We've assigned a case worker to you. She will visit every week to check on her."
>Hands him a citation for proof of pregnancy within the next 6 months and walks away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44200777
A snake mommy wants you!
to stop trying to get away from her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44200850
You need to break your boxes down so they can't use it and don't forget to wash out your old tuna cans because they'll try and use that too

[Anonymous No.]

>>44200933
This pic is so great. It has an almost Looney Tunes vibe to the comedy of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44200881
Well, I kind of have to run. I'm not very good with heights. Like, 'throw up looking over a long banister' bad with heights. 'Cries going on rollercoasters' bad with heights.

[Breathfag No.]

>>44200961
Black harpies will help you get over your fear of heights. You're safer flying in her talons than walking down the street on your own. It's true!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44200791
Never fear though, in a few weeks once I've gotten through a couple more books I should have a good enough baseline to get help for drawing mgs. I actually tried drawing something like this way earlier.
https://files.catbox.moe/mxubix.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>44200961
Anon, Harpies find a fear of heights to be cute and endearing.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44200985
It isn't cute!! It's not something I want cured! I'm doing just fine on the ground, where I'm not a single muscle impulse away from a wet and messy death. I don't...
I don't want to fly...

[Anonymous No.]

Should Harpies have bigger butts or breasts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44201039
>>44201055
Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44200938
>Anon is a savy citizen of the cat kingdom
>He gets stopped by the cat police one day, but he's not worried
>He breaks down his boxes on water before throwing them outside
>He washes all cans of stray food bits
>He made sure to remove any flat, appealing rocks for sunbathing from his yarn
>Doesn't even own any balls of yarn
>The police search his house and question him for an hour, but nothing is out of order
>Anon can barely keep from smirking
>Far from being frustrated, the officer smiles
>"Would you let me check your car, sir?"
>They walk together to his garage, where he opens the door for the officer
>He sees her grab something from her uniform and throw it inside
>"What is this?"
>"Did you just-"
>She slams anon against the car and pins him down in a flash
>"Well well well, looks like I caught a big fish"
>She pulls what she threw out of the car
>A small bag of catnip
>Anon gets arrested for possession with intent to distribute
>The judge is lenient since he's unmarried and it'd be a shame to deprive the kingdom of a healthy tom for long
>The police officer who caught him volunteered to become his parole officer too, so all is well
You can't win against the cat law

[Anonymous No.]

harpies are frightening and untrustworthy creatures. observe this wicked specimen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44201126
Both

[Breathfag No.]

>>44201085
Her grip will be so tight, nothing could pry you two apart. And in the <0.00000001% chance you get dropped, either she or one of your new harpy family members will swoop down and save long before you even come close to hitting the ground. Hell, if she's a mage, you may even be taught how to use magic to fly.

[Anonymous No.]

You know, if lamias had a rattle on their tail, it would be loud.

[Breathfag No.]

>>44201154
They use it to distract and deafen you so when they approach from behind, you don't hear her coming and you get snekked

[Anonymous No.]

My weakness is lolis
I hope none will come after me once the portals open

[Anonymous No.]

>>44201175
>surely if i shake this loud ass thing on my tail anon won't notice me

[Anonymous No.]

>>44201188
Better give your address to the Sabbath to that they'll know not to visit you

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44201217
I would never cum inside a Baphomet pussy by choice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44201227
You look retarded and the artist who drew you should have his hands removed so he doesn't draw something similar.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44201217
What about lolis not affiliated with the sabbath?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44201143
I know it's illogical! that doesn't stop it from being scary...

[Anonymous No.]

>>44201263
They're better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44201227
>Because its cute.

[Anonymous No.]

Is it winter yet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44201217
>>44201283
I will not lose to the lolis! I will not!

[Breathfag No.]

>>44201191
Some anons aren't too smart or are easily distracted

[Anonymous No.]

>>44201299
They hunt in packs

[Anonymous No.]

>>44201297
snow mommy...

[Anonymous No.]

>>44201297
Nope.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44201263
Sabbath is a guarantee of quality cunny

[Anonymous No.]

>>44201317
No! They hold the advantage!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44201297
Nope, hug your snow wife and remain cool

[Anonymous No.]

If you think about it, giving a Yuki-onna shelter from a heat wave is a reversal of when they give you shelter from a blizzard.

[Breathfag No.]

>>44201329
Bapho-chan is ideal.
Runya is #2 on the list of baphos to pursue. Shirokuto 3rd. Grelia 4th. Kuroferuru 5th.

Ropurotto and Momonika come in tied flr 6th. Won't pursue unless there are no other options. As in, I'll pursue other types of mamono first. Marune comes in at 8th because oppai loli is garbage. I like oppai, and I like loli, but together it's a horrendous combination.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44201329
God I wish sabbaths were real
I really need a bapho wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>44201337
But that just makes things worse

[Anonymous No.]

>>44201420
poor thing, I'll put her in the freezer for a couple hours

[Anonymous No.]

>>44201420
Don't worry, you now have a loli wife that is more portable and can still keep you cool.
Even if she needs help getting up to the high shelf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44201243
>by choice
Then you'll do it by force.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44201420
>in warm season, wife hides under you from the heat
>in cold season, you hide under wife from the cold
such is wife.

[Anonymous No.]

[Breathfag No.]

We need more pics of Bapho-chan being cute and funny

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that Yuki-onna love to sweaternap, so watch out if they aren't wearing their usual kimono.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44201445
i like stacking status ailments

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44201435
I like to imagine big monsters lay on top of their husbands in the winter. Biggest comfiest weighted blanket in the world...

[Anonymous No.]

>>44201386
I like momonika's design and gimmicks the best. Mesugakis are my weakness.
I also like Ropu's design and the bit of mystery the world guide sprinkles on her. Bapho, Runya, Shirokuto, Grelia and Marune are OK by me. Kuroferuru's aesthetic is a bit weird, and her personality seems to be pretty much uuuooooh onii chan sex uuuooooh, not a fan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44201474
>>>/vg/
Stay there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44201489
We live here now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44201498
Eat shit, squatter. Stay on your home board instead of shitting other places up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44201485
Coincidentally, big monsters don't use any heaters once they get a husband or they keep forgetting to make the call to get fixed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44201525
Why would you need to fix the heater when you have a warm soft big wife?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44201545
Mostly for the guests that may visit. Or houseplants.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44201604
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDnu0giUS00
>red oni

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44201604
I wish to be the communal husband of an entire oni clan.

[Anonymous No.]

why are their two threads

[Anonymous No.]

I am going to sleep now. DESTROY THIS THREAD. DESTROY ALL THREADS! BE YOUR INNER MOTH GIRL! DEATH TO FABRIC!

[Anonymous No.]

>hiking in the lush wood trails beyond the human territory despite being warned not to by many people
>don't care and just go on jovially because everything looks so magical and I'm feeling adventurous
>suddenly someone, or some ones, bum rush me and knock me down and hogtie me before I even know it
>get kicked a few times too, in the stomach even to make sure I don't resist before I'm hoisted up by guards in eloquent silver armor at the orders of a bossy female voice
>realize I'm surrounded by a whole hunting/war party of Dark Elves, all armored and armed, one of them is pointing a bow at me and spears are leveled at my neck
>beautiful dark skin and blond hair, some of them grey with blue eyes and white hair yet so ferocious and scary
>"A filthy human pig trespassing our lands!"
>"Human swine!"
>"We'll teach you to violate our sacred grounds!"
>suddenly the leader takes her helmet off and walks towards me with her sword held high and I start tearing up silently knowing she's probably going to execute me on the spot since they hate humans
>now immensely regret not listening to my fellow man about the elves and their lands
>start making peace and prepare for the end
>should have listened when told about how cruel Elves are

[Anonymous No.]

>>44201675
What? I thought the other one got deleted awhile go, shit we’re not even at image limit yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44201675
Raging autism

[Anonymous No.]

>>44201712
>dark elf slashes at you with her sword
>all she cuts open is your shirt thanks to the anti-harming enchantment placed on it

[Anonymous No.]

>>44201712
The viciousness of elves is not to be underestimated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44201675
Yeah, raging autism.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44201714
The original tourist thread has yet to be deleted.

[Anonymous No.]

Okay but how will the sabbath know I like younger (looking) monsters? How do they make sure I'm not just an ironic lolicon who actually only likes grown women?

[Anonymous No.]

is it too much to ask to be princess carried by a dragon

[Anonymous No.]

>>44201862
woah i can see part of her vagina

[Anonymous No.]

>>44201862
That's one hell of a sturdy door.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44201864
So what? You gonna tell teacher?

You gonna tell Haku-sensei that she's clearly not wearing underwear?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44201879
im gonna poke it

[Anonymous No.]

>>44201776
Anon is being sized up, he'll fetch a hefty price on the human sex slave trade the Dark Elves run.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44201712
>Chuuni anon and his chuuni harem

[Anonymous No.]

>>44201130
You got off easy, buddy. The bylaws of where I am precluded any "trial".

>Enjoy my Saturday in the park, read, exercise, generally relax, just like the fourth of july even if everyone else around is a monstergirl
>I settle down on a bench and decide on just getting something from a foodcart, I don't have the energy to sit down and get something proper right now
>A hot dog cart? Oh man, I'm glad to finally see some normal people food, I'm sick of nothing but canned tuna
>"Two hot dogs, Chicago style please."
>The kot running the cart gives me a weird look, fair enough. I don't get monstergirl food culture myself, they probably don't know much about ours either.
>I'm about to say regular hotdogs are fine, she waves to some officers in the park and they begin to walk over.
>The kot running the cart whispers to them something. Ah, maybe they think I don't have cash since I'm a foreigner.
>As I begin to apologize for the miscommunication and reach for my wallet, the officers leap and tackle me, throwing me against the grass and cuff me in seconds
>One picks me up and has me in a vise while the other begins to search me, I barely get a word out and ask what the hell is going on
>"You're under arrest for suspected homosexuality. Remain compliant or we may have to make a summary judgement"
>After being stripped to my underwear and interrogated me about my entire life for three hours, despite my repeated denials of gayety, they leave me bound to the top of a desk since the holding cell is female only
>A "detective" wakes me up in the morning and gropes me something fierce as the other policewomen watch to determine my body's reaction, which of course, is quite stiff
>"I can't crack the perp. They still claim that men purchase hot dogs to eat them, but everyone knows that they're for single women. I'll need to work on them some more."
>The cycle of interrogation and sexual harassment continues for four days until they release me with a court order to go through a poorly defined two week "rehabilitation program"
>Ugh, whatever, I'll go through the rest of this legal crap tomorrow.
>In the morning, about to eat my first proper meal in days when the two policewomen who tackled me show up at the door
>"What, you're surprised? We're here for the supervised rehab. Is that breakfast? Smells good. We'll help ourselves."
>The "rehab" consists of acting as a house husband for them while they live like queens eating my cooking and force me to fall asleep in the same bed as them every night

It's been 3 days and I'm already at breaking point. One of them brought back hot dogs from patrol as some sort of cruel joke and started making obscene gestures.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44201975
Damn. Thank you for speaking your truth anon. I hope one day single men will be free in this kingdom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44202000
I would just move out. It doesn't sound like a good place to live in

[Anonymous No.]

>>44201868
Not for long.

[Anonymous No.]

all I'm saying is that men belong in spiderwebs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44202038
She looks soft and huggable. Aside from the tail, that is.

[Anonymous No.]

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that sometimes the best joys can come from simple species.
Like a large mouse saying she's cheesed to meet you, a harpy singing a song early in the morning, or the pharaoh summoning a pillar of divine light to smite a section of land because she thought she saw a spider.

[Anonymous No.]

I am Chaos incarnate nothing can stop me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44202038
i love this pic. him desperately, completely futilely, clinging to the door before the soft dragon pounces right on top of him

[Anonymous No.]

>>44201862
>>44202038
Shame the artist is a druggie deadbeat whore.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to introduce Hinezumi, Lizards, Salamanders, etc to fighting games!

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Filipina Jejemon Cheshire Cat. Would you be able to tolerate such a monstergirl? Especially Filipino style internet normie-ism?

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>>44202177
who cares

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>>44202260
3DPD whores that go scortched earth on the entire reason people give a shit about them deserve to be mocked as much as their orbiters.

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What would or will happen to hungry hungry Greenworms if I offer them this fast food meal?

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>>44202235
>beat your salamander childhood friend at Guilty Gear
>you are now married

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>>44202235
will lizard play Guilty Gear Strive™ with me
no-one wants to play in park ever since i hit celestial and no-one in /ggg/ wants to play with me because i play the annoying tranny
i will wife her if so

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>>44202267
ok

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>>44202279
>Guilty Gear
"Horray! We did Gals! Bridgette is now canonically an Alp!"
>t.Gamer extremist monstergirls

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>>44202284
I remember there was a genderbent version of her with a fat ass on rule34, it was animated and even had voice acting too.

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>>44202278
I bet she mains either version of Sol.

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>>44202316
He's the most like her (big, red)

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>>44202309
Meant him technically speaking.

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>>44202341
By the father, son, and demon lord, if you bring bridget discourse into the fucking monster girl thread I will strike you down.

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>>44202284
>>44202309
>>44202341
>>44202353
Can you stop talking about the fighting game troon already?

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>>44202329
She will beg you to play as Ky, naturally. And probably get into cosplay. That'd be cute.

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>>44202358
Okay just was something I saw so I’ll move on.
What monster girl do you think has the heaviest ass, maybe not the biggest ass but the heaviest do to what they’re made out of.

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>>44202376
>fatass
Jabberwock

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Me begging the evil Hebi stalker not to rape me and pleading that I don't want my firstborn to have a tail and be an evil snake like her.

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>>44202482
Unfortunately, your hebi stalker has already picked out a dozen baby names

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>>44202482
Good news! Shirohebi do not rape.

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>>44202523
>>44202570
I DON'T WANT TO RAISE SNAKES!

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Need a dark slime to make me her mana pump for about a week until my production spikes to acceptable levels for her post incubisization, with her calling me nicknames like "supercharger" and "her little MaxEther"

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>>44201227
Should I be looking at your tits then? Well, don't mind if I do

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>>44202279
Dang that's a cute lizard!

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>>44201317
Let me guess. He didn't let them finish their evil speech before walking out of the Dragon's lair

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Lizards don't deserve love.
I was just out walking and minding my business outside one day on a fishing trip to the lake and a Lizard girl charged at me out of nowhere from the trees swinging a big scimitar and I had to duck or I would have lost my head instantly. And she chased me down too shouting about how she was going to rip me limb from limb and I barely escaped just because she tripped on a tree root. Lost all the fish I caught and my rod too running.
I'm going to forever hate fucking Lizards for that shit, and I'm never going far away from town again out of the fear of running into another one.
Lizards are fucking awful! They don't deserve love!

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>>44202898
just take the hit and she'll leave you alone

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>>44202906
>just get disemboweled or sliced cleanly in half by a sword nearly as big as your actual torso that no ordinary man would be able to lift easily which she swings like a foam whiffle bat toy because she's like 6'11' and stronger than she looks and she'll leave you alone (because you'll be gory corpse)
Yeah, no. I'm good. I think I'll just stay in town from now on.

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>>44202898
>he doesn't carry a bundle of dynamite in case of surprise encounters with swordswomen
skill issue

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I don't really seek out monsters. I just make The Perfect Girl and Phonk edits of their pictures and Ryan Gosling and post them to my MonTube channel.

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>>44202918
Dynamite does damage by air blast pressure (so likely to be less than any Sylph breath or other magical wind/fart attack) or by secondary fragment damage - items broken off and kicked up by the blast (again not much effect compared to magic windborne debris), so pretty ineffective, Grimderp.
If you're going to try non-magic weapons in a magic setting, at least go lurk /k/ and learn irl effects not fantasycrap.

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>>44202915
Coward.

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>>44202915
Milkdrinker.

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>>44202376
Creeping coin. Gold is very dense.

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>>44202915
Just take it like a man you pussy.

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>>44202990
>>44202996
>>44203038
t. that lizard who attacked him

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>>44202996
Excuse me but as a Holstaur's husband I find that term offensive.

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Snoozy mouse

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>>44202996
Wait, is the lizard also a cow? If so I'll carve a stick and go out to challenge her. For the good of the town, y'see.

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>>44203118
I prefer the term "Milk Enjoyer" myself.

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>>44202898
Yes next him get something to defend yourself and kill her, fag.