Monster Girl Thread

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>>44368800
Feels good, man.

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Honestly, the MGC maid academy is a scam, I order a dragon maid and all she did was suck my dick. My dishes are still not done or vacuum my floor.
She did fix my bed very quickly though.

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>dmca on the dragonnewt
so much for free and open mge
lmao

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>>44368847
> Buys meme maid
> Gets meme behavior
Get a maid who didn't watch anime to come up with her ideas to score a dude.
Get a maid who lives it in her very core.
Get Miss Shog, the best--the ONLY--meido you'll ever need.

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>>44368893
I for one support the idea of paying artists for their work

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>>44369016
It's still up on /d/ and he's overpaid for producing nothing.

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>>44368977
I already got a shog maid, she's inside my walls and won't come out.

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I don't care who the academy sends, I'm not hiring

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>>44369063
Gonna roll to see who the academy send to be my maid, even though I didn't pay for her and she refuses to leave
>https://kikasuru.github.io/mge-slotmachine/
>Medusa
Oh, so now I can't even look at my maid? Rude.

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>>44369159
>Satyros
I ain't letting a drunk in

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>>44369159
>Gargoyle
I mean I guess that's appropriate since I work nights so she wouldn't be interrupting my sleep to do her job.

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>>44368977
Look, she even comes with a vibrate function! Why is the house shaking too?

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hi

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>>44369159
> Roll for maid
> Get mermaid
This is fine.

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>>44369226
>turns out your new maid is actually a queen shog
>the bed is shog
>the house is shog
>the staff are all shog
>the yard is shog
>the neighbors are shog
>you're pretty sure the confused looking dryad in that weird purple tree out back is not shog, though

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>>44369016
Anyway I'mma draw a lilim.
And I'll do it for free.

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Post cool military robot poster

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>>44369310
Put her in a wedding dress and make her YAN AS FUCK.

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>34
What in the goddamn...?

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>>44369304
>>the neighbors are shog
I want to live in a shog town and fuck everything. The neighbors, the bar maid, even the trashcans.

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>>44369232
H-hello

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>>44368847
You think that's bad, I ordered a sand wurm maid and they sent me a sandworm maid.

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Me when the Sabbath missionaries knock at my door and ask for a minute of my time to learn about "our lady and savior Baphomet-sama".
https://youtu.be/OWPhg_eyv1s?t=3

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>>44369542
>Yes
>Yes (Angry)
>Yes (Sarcastic)
>Shaun

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>>44369542
I'd listen to them

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>>44369542
Well at least you don't have to deal with fallen goddess followers.
They've even taken to making increasingly personalized porn adds for me.

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>>44369425
HA TAILLET, GO FUCK SHOTA YOUR OWN SIZE

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Oh no?

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Guys, I don't want to take any chances.
We should play in a band, just to be safe.

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>Meanwhile in some Shinto Shrine in Zipangu...

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If we anons just stick together and work as a team, then our chances of getting Monster snatched are significantly decreased. Think about it, maybe 3 Monsters come but against 14 of us anons we'd be enough to drive them off, they wouldn't be able to target one of us if we all attack at once. Us humans got to stick together and help protect each other from the Monsters when the portals open.

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>>44369362
I cannot do expressions yet.

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>>44369016
He was already payed 2k each month for this, even on months with 0 updates

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>>44368800
>Cutscene where you face your Rival of the entire campaign storyline, in a character establishing type cutscene

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>>44369583
Give Shadowheart Lazeel's underwear, then we'll talk

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>>44369625
use catbox for off-topic images, newfag

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>>44369629
sounds gay, imma just grab all of you and sell you guys like a peddler on the street

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>>44369762
Ushi hands typed this post.

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>>44369676
It's unfortunate we'll never know but it was probably just one of the crazies who filed a fraudulent request.

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>>44369159
>banshee maid
How am I supposed to get anything when she keeps crying at my life and I wind up fucking her 24/7 which causes me to neglect my life further which causes her to cry further???

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>>44368800
>This is your local Dragonia Tour Guide
>"Ah! Hello, welcome to Dragonia! Home of the Dragons and- Hmm!? What was that? You were expecting a dragon or a wyvern as your tour guide? What is an elf such as myself doing here in dragonia? Why- I'm a Dragon Princess you see? A dragon rider knight? No, not mere Dragoon, a Dragon Princess. First Dragonia history tidbit for your first time here: Dragonia and the elves have made pacts, alliances and partnerships before where the dragons act as our mounts and elves such as myself are the riders who wield the weapons and magic. And this practice continues on to this day as tradition culture when elves and dragons work hand-in-hand. And yes, a certain population of elves do live here throughout Dragonia. Now, shall we begin our tour... I'm also eager to be more than just your tour guide you know? Something much... Closer."

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>>44369888
That's cool. When do I get my dragon?

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>>44369781
>>44369888
>>44369925
kys mick....aux was right about you

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>>44369888
>Go to Dragonia to meet (and woo) dragons.
>Get a package tour.
>Fucking tour guide is an elf.
>Bus driver? Elf.
>Hotel included in the package? 100% staffed by elves.
>Don't see a goddamn dragon until the second day one flies overhead.
>Everyone on the tour starts going full Every Man for Himself.
>Flagging down dragons flying overhead, sneaking off the tour to try to meet dragons in town, all that kind of thing.
>You're considering just wandering off into the wilderness so a wurm can save you.
Fucking elves.

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>>44369967
The latter one isn't the chairman of the Puuyo fanclub, it's the other cancer.

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>>44369967
>all this seethe over free content provided courtesy of KC via a concerned fan.
Why not just enjoy the free art?

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>>44370004
>Fucking elves.
like right now ?

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>"Sad? Lonely? Tired of sad, frowning faces? Do you want to smile? Do you want to laugh? Need you rescue? Liberation?"
>"Come join the Circus of Exsanguination!"
>"Where can you find it? Just run."
>"Pick a direction. Then run. You'll find us."

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>>44370081
i like clowns so i will go there and see if i can have sex with said clown girls

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>>44368800

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>mick got several posts of his deleted in the previous thread
>somehow he still isn't banned
Ban evasion or someone on the mod team intentionally letting him keep going? Every month that goes by of him spending all day spewing mentally ill garbage here makes the latter more likely.

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>>44370081
Cute.

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>>44370146
He's too stupid to ban evade, and he did get banned once and the thread greatly improved for the next few days. Mods are just apathetic most of the time.

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>>44369888
>High Elf
>Dragon Princess
I see what you did there anon. But fine, I'll play along.

>>44369925
>That's cool. When do I get my dragon?
Oh no Anon. You misunderstood. If a high elf dragon Princess decides to take a mere human boy such as yourself as her mate, you better expect her to be your head and MAIN wife. Yes, if a dragon Princess does pick you, you do get a mighty dragoness as your second wife. But she is her subservient mount who follows the head dragon princess wife's orders first before yours. And if you want to take joyrides with your dragon wife as a mount to show off and flex. Your high elf dragon princess is the one taking the wheel and you only dragon ride WITH HER around.

>>44370004
>>Go to Dragonia to meet (and woo) dragons.
>>Get a package tour.
>>Fucking tour guide is an elf.
>>Bus driver? Elf.
>>Hotel included in the package? 100% staffed by elves.

Anon, I think you are in Caledor. Or atleast you're in "Little Caledor". That is where the high elf minorities of Dragonia live in, mainly inhabited Dragon Princes and Princesses elves. And yes they all hail from Caledor too. Do keep this info in mind Anons. Sometimes when you are in Dragonia in the hopes of nabbing and wooing a dragoness as your waifu. Watch out and be careful not to be snared by a single (virgin) dragon princess elf!

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>>44370081
How is this vampire gonna get your blood in a funny way?

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How do I stop myself from getting oneshot by hags?

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>>44370226
Maximize evasion.

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>>44370226
You must coom. Just coom in your room until you have no more semen left to give, and you'll become invisible to hags.

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>>44369159
>cockatrice maid
oh no no no no

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>>44370226
Lrn2parry

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what is the name of that artist what drew those skyrim dragons as girls?

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>>44370353
okamura_(okamura086)

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>>44370353
https://www.pixiv.net/en/users/22341

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>"Will you be my ideal master?"

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>>44369888
>>44370195
>WHF high elf lore bits

>>44370004
>>Flagging down dragons flying overhead, sneaking off the tour to try to meet dragons in town, all that kind of thing.
>>You're considering just wandering off into the wilderness so a wurm can save you.
>Waiting for a Wurm to save you

>>44370195
>Anon's escaped pays off as a Wurm does finally and eventually finds and rescues him
>but wait!
>what is that humanoid form riding otop on Wurm-chan's shoulders!?
>Oh no! It's another one of them high elf dragon princesses!
>And miss wurmy is said dragon princess' mount!
>finally dawns on Anon that fate and Power of Love has destined him to be the a high elf oujou-sama's boytoy
>the Wurm and Elf duo who found Anon brings him back to the original high elf lass who acted as Anon's personal local tour guide

Well Anon. Looks like you better start learning elvish and Asur history and all the glorious historic moments of Aenerion and all the other successful Phoenix Kings and Everqueens who successfully kicked Lilims out of Ulthuan

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>>44369159

>Sandworm

How is this gonna work? Will she defend my house? IS she my house? Does only her tinier body get a maid outfit? Does the giant sand worm body get an apron and a headcap?

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>>44370226
The only way to get hag immunity is to spec into lolicon, but then you get the berserk debuff against brats. You can get resistance by taking a weakness to Christmas cakes, but it's not much better. There's also the rival system where you become nearly immune to all monsters but get a massive weakness to one monster. The main downside is that she's picked randomly. You could get a childhood friend your own age, a sabbath cultist hellbent on recruiting you, a kunoichi marks you as her target, a salamander declares you her eternal rival, a cupid gets hand picked to take you out (on a date), the list goes on. If hags are really a problem for you, you'd probably end up getting "suprise adoption" event where a lonely hag sees you all alone outside and decides you would be happier living with her.

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>>44370376
>Durnehviir loli
kind of an odd choice

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>>44368800

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>>44369159
>Manticore maid
oh fuck oh god oh fuck she's going to want a spare key, isn't she?
She's going to bring one of those silver dome plates, but she's cut a hole in it so her tail can poke through.

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>>44370404
Haha that would never happen to me.
Absolutely not, haha.

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>>44370442
BEGONE BUG

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>>44370402
Probably leans into protectionfag tropes.

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>You are going to tell me what I want to know; it's just a matter of how much you want to cum.

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>>44369555
cute kitty

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>>44370476
>protectionfag tropes
i dont know what that means

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>>44370442
What a cute Oppai bug

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Throw rocks at foxes.

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>>44370226
just fuck 'em

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>>44370576
But is this potat going to a bigger chest, fuller figure, or just some height?

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>>44370226
Run! I'll distract them! Go on without me.

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Hebis double as sleeping bags.

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>>44369967
Who cares about what Aux thinks, he fully believes in sun demons being real.

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>>44370379
Well Warhammer Fantasy Anon. If you're still lurking in the off chance. What knowledge can you add to this???

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>>44370399
>The only way to get hag immunity is to spec into lolicon
Thats what I did, but on the downside I now have sabbath girls actively hunting me down.
Everytime I take a walk? A girl needs help fixing the tire on her bike or something.
I head to the store? a lost child pa sounds and the staff flags me down as her guardian. It never ends till they look at the security cams and see I came in alone.
I'm playing online games and add a friend? Loli, and you never find out till you hop in vc and threaten to dox you if you don't send nudes.
I call a repair guy? Turns out it's bring your daughter to work day.

It just goes on and on but I won't give up my virginity! I just want a normal relationship and not to get raped!

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>>44370683
How am I supposed to nibble on those ears with a bigass horn in the way?

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>>44370671
Cute and extremely busty genie

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>>44368800
IMPREGNATE THE HEBI
https://files.catbox.moe/43azma.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/drm6zg.jpg

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It's too late friends...
I got hagged
I am full of milk
There is no hope left for me

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>>44370715
i'm starting to think ms hebi might have had ulterior motives when she asked to stay the night

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What hentai doujins have you found that could easily take place in Monster Girl Encyclopdia?
>https://hentai2read.com/a_story_about_how_an_adventuer_who_was_beaten_by_an_oni_got_captured_to_make_babies/ (couldn't find it on exhentai)
Man captured and made a breeding slave for a group of Onis.
>https://exhentai.org/g/1073319/1a724dbc0e/
Swordswoman gets branded by a mark that makes her an increasingly lewd and perverted but still monogamous woman and fucks her elven support. Easily could lead up to monsterization in MGE.
>https://exhentai.org/g/1429775/5dd709f360/
Apprentice Sorcerer gets captured by two Dark Elf twins and made their sex slave.
>https://exhentai.org/g/1236707/b86b2b6aa0/
Elf twins capture man for use as a breeding slave.
>https://exhentai.org/g/1863381/067c20655a/
Prudish dark elf gets her sexual desires awakened.
>https://exhentai.org/g/943289/75a00a1fdc/
Sexy witch fucks her apprentice. Is implied to have groomed him.
>https://exhentai.org/g/854919/d45d40f000/
>https://exhentai.org/g/748342/a02942f8ff/
First is where an insect girl saves a man from committing suicide, second is possibly a sequel where the two are married.
>https://exhentai.org/g/1064567/a30b9a4486/
Indirectly related where a pre-portal world gets prepared for portals using apps that induce temporary monsterization in women.
>https://exhentai.org/g/1879839/e9300594e0/
Samurai sent to slay an Oni instead lays the Oni.
>https://exhentai.org/g/1816919/399d28c577/
Oni gets a "sacrifice" from a village.
>https://exhentai.org/g/1371984/fb21452fde/
Man is caught and raped by a Basilisk.
>https://exhentai.org/g/975384/9f02f545b4/
Noble boy kidnaps a Lamia to be his lover.
>https://exhentai.org/g/1547260/b88961e377/
Romance between a Alraune woman and a noble boy.

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>>44370789
This is a Christian board. Please do not pose links to pornographic material nor talk about subjects you would talk about in front of your grandmother.

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Gaze upon perfection.

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>>44370864
But God told me sex is awesome.

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>>44370367

does this guy have a crowdfunding account somewhere

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>>44370715
i want to be coiled

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>>44370715
There can never be enough impregnation art for monstergirls

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>>44370895
Delete pls, only sex after marriage

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>>44370959
get officiated, nerd

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>>44370959
I was told that having sex makes you married.

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>>44371033
triple wyrm hydra that seem to be feral, sounds like a good time

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I have seen things far beyond your understanding, mere mortal.

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I love evil women.

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>>44371137
If I wanted an evil woman I'd marry a human.

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>>44370044
wtf does puuyo have to do with this?

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>>44371210
they're all cucks

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>>44371273
Needs more legs. And more boobs. Either at least 2 more boobs or much larger boobs.

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>>44371308
She should have just been born an Ushi-Oni.

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>>44369629
>get picked off from the group by a nerd monster using tricks she learned in Left 4 Dead

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>>44371255
Proof?

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Not a monster, asking for a friend, who is also not a monster, but what human mating rituals could a hypothetical monster do that would make you fall totally head over heels for them.

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Carrots

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>>44371645
Cute mofu office worker.
I bet you can see mofu tails over the cubicle walls

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>>44371545
With all honesty, despite how much I'd like to marry a monster, I'd probably panic if I saw one. She'd probably be better off just tying me up, taking me home, and waiting until I stop having a panic attack. Lap pillow or cuddling would probably make the process go faster though.

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https://kikasuru.github.io/mge-charasort/

>1.) Troll
>2.) Demon
>3.) Yeti
>4.) Minotaur
>5.) Kakuen

I didn't expect to the monkey in my top five. Feel like retaking it, I don't think I know enough about certain girls.

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>>44371709
>I don't think I know enough about certain girls.
Just follow the tried-and-true method. Skim to read their main gimmick, then paste a Hellhound's personality on them.

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>>44369542
All I get is Hellhound Jehova's Witnesses.

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>>44371633
>Saddam Hussein

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I'd like to put a bunch of cringe atheist signs outside my house (despite gods very clearly existing in the MGEverse) and getting fought over by missionaries and evangelists of different religions

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>>44371884
It's better to try in the mgq verse.

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>>44371884
Be sure to tell the Cupids that love is just a chemical reaction with no greater significance.

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>>44371545
Lots of patience, light touching/flirting while we're together, a bit of space when we're apart, and a sense of humor is what it'd take. I can't think of a single event that would instantly make me think "I'm in love," so she'd want to get me thinking about her constantly and assure even my autistic mind that she's really into me.

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>Dullahan Paladin of Law
>Justiciar Automaton - Designation 9447-Omicron
>Anubis Sorceress of Order
>Centaur Law Cleric

It's not even really a fight, they just magically restrict every possible action you could take while the robot mops up with a hail of demonrealm silver.

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>>44371946
I read that as Dullahan, Paladin at law

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>>44371913
>yes, yes... but what has Eros ever done for me?
>LISTEN HERE PUNK. EROS WORKS VERY VERY HARD AND I SWEAR TO GOD AS HER MESSENGER IF YOU DON'T OPEN UP THAT DOOR AND OPEN UP YOUR HEART I WILL RIP IT OFF IT'S HINGES AND PRY YOUR HEART OPEN WITH AN ARROW. DO YOU HEAR ME!?

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My head belongs smushed up against oni underboob

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>>44371946
They all look very nice, yes, but all I did was miss the trash can with my crumpled up food wrapper, I'm not just going to leave it on the floor like some animal

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>>44369159
>dark priest
She better bot blast cheesy old school porn music in my house!

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Why doesn't Ms. Ryu hire other monsters besides shirohebis to be shrine maidens?

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>>44372052
>that typo
FFFFFUUUUCCCCKKK look at this fat ass and forget (You) ever saw it

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>>44372055
It's a union thing.

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>>44372073
>Shriohebi unions blocking prospective shrine maidens from working at the popular shrines
worst snakes proving once again they're the worst

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>>44371946
i wear the mask of fools
so i can just cartoon my way out

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>>44372055
What's up with that?

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She brought you a present! You should keep it in your bedroom. Preferably in your bed.

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Robots have WAY more uses than just sex!

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>>44372224
>totally

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>>44369555
>have kot daughter
>she keeps climbing the bookshelves and knocking things over

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>>44372224
Let's cook.

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>>44371709
Kejourou, Unagi Joro, Nureonago, Flow Kelp and Wonderworm are my top 5

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Giving a monstergirl a headpat is considered to be giving consent to be fucked, sometimes, not just her but also by her close friends.

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>>44372371
might as well go all in then

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Daily reminder monster eyes are the most erotic part of monsters

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>lizardMAN
>MANticore
>MANdragora
>salaMANder
>MANtis
>Moth MAN

Sorry, if your MG doesn't have man in her name, then she has no claim to human seed. The above LITERALLY own man.

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>>44372302
The cutest little rapist.

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>>44372386

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>>44372386

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>>44372422

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>>44372386
I must resist the power of the demonic gaze

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>>44372386
I find the most erotic part of the monster to be the boobies

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>>44372446
It's true that boobies are erotic, but the most erotic part of the monster is her heart.

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>Did someone say mofu?

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Just say NO! F U. to mofu.

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>>44372520
>>44372559
mofu is disappointing, wool is the real deal

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Not all Ratatoskrs have the petite look.

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>>44372646
And thank the demon lord for that. I at least need some distraction tits if I'm going to be interviewed.

[Anonymous No.]

would rabbit girls or cockatrices be faster on bicycles?

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>>44372736
Based on the way they move their legs when they run and their general build, I think Cockatrices are much better suited for bicycles than rabbit girls.

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>You have no right to call me a murderer. You have a right to rape me... but you have no right to judge me.

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>>44372503
Mofu being a sound effect is engrained into my head like "Booooba!"

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Walking around with a trombone and playing the sad trombone music whenever a single man walks past the lim I'm following.

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Hiii

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I want to fry Deonora's eggs in butter made from Druella's milk.

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>>44372918
Well it is almost bedtime...

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I won't like, I like the idea of a tall, extra buff/strongthick monster girl noble that is proud, domineering and has a fetish for being a sub in bed where she doesn't have to give orders for once.

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>>44372918
Hello.

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>>44372646
Snow ratas just wear a lot of winter clothing! They need hot chocolate to stay warm!

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>>44372918
I'm too tired to post better but rest assured I have an idea.

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>>44372754
so how much faster would she be then normal person on the same bike

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44373051
just stop, its actually pathetic mick
to see you attempt o make figures and them to fall so flat

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>>44373063
I'm in it far too deep for stopping to make sense.

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>>44370627
Reminds me of Apollonian Wights.

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44373097
never such a thing, just stop and go outside, make some friends, and get drunk with 'em
now fuck off furfaggot

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Dont you think being locked at white hair and red eyes for ALL individuals, gimp the Lilims? Case in point a vanilla Succubus can look like this, a Lilim cant. But a vanilla Succubus can also get red eyes turning radical and can also have white hair.

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>>44373132
idk, I think that's a really retarded thing to care about though.

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>>44373130
Bold of you to assume someone as schizo and retarded as him is capable of making anything but enemies.

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>>44373132
Well yes, but Vanilla Succubus doesnt have insta-waifu-on-sight ability or dragon humiliating power. So its fair they have at least some advantadge over Lilims given they are outclassed on everything else.

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Don't believe their lies.

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>>44373174
im going to nibble on her tits till she leaks milk and not drink it, instead drinking her kiki wetnurses milk instead

[Anonymous No.]

How often do realizations like this occur in the MGE world?

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>>44368800
>Are you lost, young man?

[Anonymous No.]

Another Sunday in bed, thinking of nothing but my Alraune Ghoul wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44373201
Sounds like a Corpse Flower and I'm kind of here for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44373200
Young? Im 33, thanks I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44373200
im ripping her top off and sucking on those milkiers

[Anonymous No.]

>>44373235
She's based on venus flytraps and corpse flowers, so yep!

>>44373200
>>44373241
>when the hag finds out you're older than she is, despite looking much younger
Creates an interesting situation I think.

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[Anonymous No.]

Lescatie: The all singing all dancing musical!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44372386

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[Anonymous No.]

>>44373321
>Druella shows up in Lescatie
I HAVE A PLAN, IT INVOLVES YOU. YOU ANON WILL LEAD ME TO [ THE BEDROOM ].

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>>44373277
>tfw you've been cursed to be a kid forever expect in your pants and yet you are like 50
>Also be max level mage, just dress like the begginer mage since its more convient and you dont get bothered too much
>Some dark mage who is 30 is trying to get him to come to her cool cottage, totally not rapeden
>As she tries to cast some bandage spell
>It fails
>She tries agsain
>Fails
>As she tries again, Anon just gets extra smug and just does reflect spell
>She ends up in bondage, also gets schooled by what she assumes is a young prodigy
>Anon opens his mouth "ya know youngster, i made that spell you tried using on me, and it was shit"
>But i can make it better, all i need to do is partake in the meal in front of me
>And thats how the average dark mage got a shota oji as both her husband and teacher

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[Anonymous No.]

>>44373321
Does Druella play herself, or is it Ms Phantom's big break?

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[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Tell me about anubis, why does she have the !!(?!)

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>>44373277
>25 year old christmas cake hagmage has an existential quarter life crisis when the "novice, young shota" she's hunting turns out to be twice her age despite looking half as old
Take notes THIS is how you defeat the hag.

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>>44373344
is that uncle Ted?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44373438
and remember to act the part until you actually talk and then talk like a man in his 50s thats seen some shit and has something to say to this youngster

[Anonymous No.]

>>44373432
Pleasure runes

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>>44373432
spanish awoobis has ¡!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44373432
Because she has many exclamations to make.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>44373500
>>44373459
>>44373467

Do they paint them on though? Or are the anublets born with them?

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>>44373521
When they are born, it’s just a .

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>>44373500
Like what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44373533
cute.
Now I reckon that their final punctuation is a product of their parents and their upbringing.

... - shy, meek, reserved
! - typical schedule dog, anal about specific things, easily flustered
() or {} - incredibly lustful, even more so if its both
@ - sassy, argumentative, spiteful
? - curious, innocent, smart

any more?

[Anonymous No.]

Let us pray.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44373546
>We should build more pyramids!
>Our pyramids need to be bigger!
>Building sphinx is stupid when pyramids exist!
>Yes, of course the new pyramid needs a 400 square foot sex room on the inside!

[Anonymous No.]

Real dead hours.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>44372248
The adventure starts with you trying to save the world
The adventure ends with you and an elven wife

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[Anonymous No.]

>>44373669
>https://litter.catbox.moe/l48dk1.png
best I can do

[Anonymous No.]

>>44373669
>>44373683
Real dork hours

[Anonymous No.]

>>44373704
miss foxe...i still need those papers done by friday

[Anonymous No.]

>>44373704
cafe au foxlait

[Anonymous No.]

Did you know dark mages melt when in contact with water? It's totally not because they are NEETS who lack personal hygiene. I'd never want to insinuate that. The reason that they never wash is DEFINITELY because they would turn to goo if they did. Yep. Definitely.

[Anonymous No.]

Lobotomy? You hardly knew me!

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>>44373801
why she has upside down squid

[Anonymous No.]

>>44373816
That's her husband

[Anonymous No.]

>>44373825
im not upside down squid though

[Anonymous No.]

>>44373828
Become the monster boy you were meant to be.

[Anonymous No.]

I swear to God if you guys start drama over chaos monsters again I will throw all of you into the shog and flayer pits

[Anonymous No.]

>>44373843
mmm shogpits...

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>>44373843
Do you use the lower mouth?

[Anonymous No.]

Spooders, that is all

[Anonymous No.]

You know how people measure their kid's heights by marking a door frame or wall every birthday?
That, but horizontally, and with sneks and their length.

[Anonymous No.]

Squid this squid that, I just want to be a giant fucking spider in peace

[Anonymous No.]

>>44373904
Well, if that's really what you wish for...

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[Anonymous No.]

>>44373914
My wife is a sassy nacho loli and I'm her spider husband

[Anonymous No.]

>>44373904
sure, but please stop getting you and your wife's silk all over my lawn, thank you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44373927
You make oogumo sad her quest for love has not finished.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44373932
I'm sorry she misunderstood my original message where I referred to myself as a giant spider

[Anonymous No.]

>>44373929
No

[Anonymous No.]

>>44373843
>shog pit
yes please

[Anonymous No.]

>>44373954
please? what if it's a magic spooder circle?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44373843
hag flayer armpits?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44373988
I'll consider that

[Anonymous No.]

>>44373843
>shogg
i can't take shogs srsly after i saw that funny gif of a shog twerking

[Anonymous No.]

>>44373887
>measuring a smug loli demon wife with your cock

[Anonymous No.]

>>44374013
big meido and their client media claims another one...

[Anonymous No.]

>>44373704
vaca zorra

[Anonymous No.]

Clothing entrapment inside a pyrow's hoodie must be instant mindbreak.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>44374093
only shrift did it right.

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>>44373553
: - adolescence
& - lonely, anxious and a hopeless romantic
, or ; - cooperative, friendly, encouraging
% - observant, taciturn, scholarly
' or " - cheerful, social, retentive

[Anonymous No.]

>>44374093
what can you smell?
what can you hear, apart from the muffled sound of gyaru embarassed laughs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44374103
im going to rape this old woman

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>>44374111
I like these.
Run if you find the fabled interrobang anubis. She is a loose cannon.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>44374111
>>44374121
Or the dreaded ~

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>>44374013
Why does this make you want a Shog any less?

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[Anonymous No.]

>>44374146
any punctuation like #, , or god forbid or spoiler text is rare and dangerous

[Anonymous No.]

>>44374155
Need higher detailed version of this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44374172
meant to do a heart and music note, but I am retarded

[Anonymous No.]

>>44374155
that's the one lmao
just the thought of a slime twerking is hilarious

[Anonymous No.]

>>44374146
~ anubis are the wild card. No one, not even they themselves, know what they'll do next.

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>>44374240
>A-anubis... why are you doing this? This is madness! No more pyramids, I beg of you?
>She cocks her head, before hiking up her shirt.
>A single paw taps her ~
>why...?
>~

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>>44371946
>The no-fun-allowed party.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44374155
Shogcake for dessert huh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44374354
yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>44374277
~ Anubi are treated as outlaws in desert kingdoms. Even an Apophis will hesitate to accept their assistance

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>>44374374
>For this reason, you must always be wary when an anubis refuses to show you her tummy.
>She may cry modesty, or pervert, or even that she has sensitive skin.
>However, there is always the chance that she was born to one of the more... eccentric groups of punctuation. A group of punctuation who leave their mark.
>Yes... she very well may be... a tilde.

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>"Heh, I'll used my speed to defeat h-"
>PAP

[Anonymous No.]

>>44374155
I want a kiki

but I don't like borscht

[Anonymous No.]

>>44374393
>Groups of bandit tildes pillaging small towns.
Pharaoh and Apophis putting aside their differences to put an end to it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44374393
>>44374478
>and are very spanish

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>>44374478
>>44374493

>Their leader has an ascii ~_~ face on their tummy.
>The literal incarnation of chaotic evil
>Anubis are scary enough for their attention to detail and love of things ordered
>But if one were to focus on disorder instead?

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>>44374498
>Finally catch the leader and lock her up
>The guard captain anubis who glares at her sternly has a ^_^ on her tummy

[Anonymous No.]

All the zombies say I'm pretty fly for a wight guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44374498
I'm sure she is a nice lady if you get to know her

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>>44374545
>>44374515
>>44374493
>>44374498

The funny thing is if you get some paint that is magically imbued, like if it contains apophis venom or the like, then you can change how an anubis behaves. If you are daring enough, draw punctuation onto her tummy while she sleeps, and her personality traits will skew in the appropriate direction.
Whether or not this is from the magic, or purely a psychosematic reaction from an anubis desire to obey conventions, is unknown

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>>44374574
Gonna draw a big smiley face

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>>44374574
I'm gonna draw <> and see what happens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44374584
u fool it expands anubi weight and height

[Anonymous No.]

>>44374515
>Consult local Anubis Sorceress for knowledge on ancient, fogotten magic.
>She has "? ?" markings on her tummy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44374405
That's what happens when you spend too much time bragging instead of dodging. I'd never end up like that

[Anonymous No.]

>>44374574
I'm going to draw a Henohenomoheji on there.

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>>44374582
She will be very dopey and lovey. Like a happy drunk, or a cat on catnip.

>>44374584
Childbirthing hips. Alternatively, just wants to get pregnant

Triple brackets ((())) will turn her into a paranoid conspiracy theorist btw

[Anonymous No.]

Impregnate angels.

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>go to monster casino
>play some slots
>roll three matching symbols on the slot machine and it starts buzzing and beeping with sounds to make it known I've won the luckiest streak
>the symbol I matched is the Mars penetrating the Venus
Uhhh....???? What the fuck did I win? It hasn't given me any money.

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I wrote a | on my anubis and now she's redone all the plumbing in the pyramid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44374615
shes the devil in disguise

[Anonymous No.]

You can trust a fox. Especially with your condoms.

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[Anonymous No.]

I wrote a + on my anubis and her tit size doubled.
I wrote a - the next day and it reduced
Neat.

[Anonymous No.]

>Draw a pyramid on an anubis
>She already likes pyramids so how much of a difference will this make?
>If only Anon could have known..

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>>44374615

[Anonymous No.]

>>44374633

[Anonymous No.]

>>44374615
Too high and mighty for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44374574
>>44374582
How about a :3 ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44374633
Jokes on her, the real condoms are in my pocket!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44374574
:DD

[Anonymous No.]

>>44374681
the real condoms are the friends you made along the way .

[Anonymous No.]

>>44374680
Flirty anubis who wants to kiss anon, but has no idea what sex is

>>44374689
Anubis with wurm like intelligence. Sometimes speaks Finnish

[Anonymous No.]

>>44374672
That's just demon propaganda.

[Anonymous No.]

when an mg asks you
"What are we going to do tomorrow night?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>44374722
The same thing we do every night. Try to take over the world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44374722
>>44374727
>Malef and Dragonnewt

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44374698
You've got some fucked up fetishes Fairy-chan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44374722
Tomorrow I will become a rabbit!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44374405
big meaty claws!

[Anonymous No.]

>I know what you're trying to do in this interview Miss Rata. You're doing that thing where you take everything I say out of context. You're trying to make it look like I think Dragonia sucks!

[Anonymous No.]

Cowfucius says: man who fucks vampire mosquito soon catches yellow fever

[Anonymous No.]

>root beer su-

[Anonymous No.]

>>44374804
?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44374804
I love wolves, but we need some more dogs around here.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm gonna grab Miss Haku's boobs from behind all of a sudden while she's studying as a prank!

[Anonymous No.]

Gonna call the scariest looking hellhound a heckin' cute flufferino doggo good girl

[Anonymous No.]

Gonna impregnate a kej!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44374833

[Anonymous No.]

Going to drink bagged tea in front of a hatter until she throttles me

[Anonymous No.]

The Orca clan will protect you in shark territory, but you'll need to pay the toll.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44374881
so another fish supper then?

[Anonymous No.]

iu wish more mgs had blush stickers

[Anonymous No.]

>>44374940
stickers?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder If a demon would have their heart skip multiple beats if the thing you ask them for was true love

[Anonymous No.]

>>44374802
"He who buggers fire burns his penis" -- Ancient Roman saying about Salamanders

[Anonymous No.]

>>44374881
I guess I can grill up some tuna steaks if they provide the meat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44374964
>ms shogs 4 hearts skip a beat
you overcame her redundant organs

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44374972
A dangerous move, offering to cook.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44374993
Wonderworm, we need to cook.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44374804
God I love americanized monsters

[Anonymous No.]

Should you prepare the bugspray?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44374982
>got out to sea to fish
>keeps reeling the same mermaid over and over again
How do I tell her to stop?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44374874
woah! a dog!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44375017
Put her on your boat after you reel her. And then you fish as normal. finally you just put her back into the sea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44375017
>loli fish get mad you catch and release them

[Anonymous No.]

>>44375051
This ends with Sahus either trying to kidnap you or one coming back with some oversized oppai

[Anonymous No.]

>>44369159
>Centaur
She’s determined, but her giant hooves always track in mud or knock something over when she’s done cleaning up the last mess. I don’t want to reprimand her since she’s barely managing to not spill her spaghetti, what do I do bros?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44374982
They monsterized delia ketchum

[Anonymous No.]

>>44375062
to be fair it would be pretty fun to huck a sahu back into the water
just have to deal with the consequences

[Anonymous No.]

>>44375079
>Anon throws Sahu back into the water.
>A net gets thrown back out around him and four hall him into the river.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44374745
I remember there’s a theory that pinky is the genius and brain is insane. So who is the genius and who’s the one insane?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44375079
their flat chest makes them ideal for skipping across water

[Anonymous No.]

Be careful around trickster demons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44375129
I hope she's immune to her own poison or else the next few hours are going to be pretty awkward.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44375129
i like how that the artist did that fake out where you think its maledom but she just mind controlling him into thinking he is

[Anonymous No.]

>>44375174
it's pretty hot, yeah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44375174
So basically like that one Tsukino Jyogi short where the sister was hypnotizing her brother to basically have the best sex of her life and tricking him into believing it was maledom.

[Anonymous No.]

Miss Haku, how do I shot web?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44375234
thats an old meme
just how old are you people?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44375249
I dunno, lol. If you really want to know, I'm 42, and have been going to 4chan for nearly 20 years now! I GUARANTEE IT.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44375249
many a wizard

[Anonymous No.]

>>44375269
that ultra commando cupid know as the "wizard hunter"

[Anonymous No.]

>>44375275
she's too late
you can still send her though

[Anonymous No.]

Consider crying in front of a yandere and begging them not to leave you

[Anonymous No.]

>>44375320
This but a Manticore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44375331
>smug batcat doing her spiel
>you interrupt her by clinging to get sleeves and apologizing

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>>44375174
>be anon's mage wife
>he's really shy and reclusive, absolutely zero initiative around other people whatsoever. complete sub.
>most of the time you two just cuddle, but its always been his fantasy to dom you at least once.
>one day in your magic lab, a liquid confidence potion spills onto your living tome
>it gets all bitchy and you two argue while you're cleaning it up
>as you are giving the cover one last wipe you realize something
>living tomes are supposed to be submissive
>look back to the now empty bottle and get a dangerous idea
>while making a new potion your tome, still boosted by the confidence potion, urges you to rethink this.
>hours later come back up with a vial that you are going to sneak into hubby's food tonight.
>after dinner ask your husband if he wants to lead tonight.
>he gets flustered for a moment before saying yes, and for the first time you've heard him speak with confidence
>... and tries to pick you up
>realize how much of a mistake this was as you cast a feather weight spell on yourself
>have to keep casting spells and doing most of the work so that the confidence illusion doesnt break throughout the night
>next morning back down in your magic lab
>the tome wont stop laughing

[Anonymous No.]

Me kicking down the door to Druella's keep and pumping the shotgun I'm holding while she and all her demon friends gasp in terror before I proceed to go on a rampage and rip and tear shit up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44375354
>realize how much of a mistake this was as you cast a feather weight spell on yourself
Just how americanized is this mage

[Anonymous No.]

>>44375390
not americanized, anon just isnt that strong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44373438
... 25 is not christmas cake. Stop trying to sell me milfs under 30

[Anonymous No.]

>>44375370
Meanwhile in reality you get mating pressed by Druella.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44375437
Real Succ gaming hours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44375431
considering /v/s FOTM the age seems like it keeps being pushed further

[Anonymous No.]

>>44375431
>25 is not christmas cake
You do know where the name comes from right

[Anonymous No.]

>>44375449
the son of God?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44375456
Wouldn’t that be 33.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44375437
the amount of art both fan and offical of morrigan gaming is great

[Anonymous No.]

Anal intercourse with almost naked bottom-heavy little girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>44374964
>Telling a Demon you'll sign the contract under one condition; That the love you express for one another isn't some fantastical, borderline pornographic harlequin novel tier romance.
>That the love you two will share and express is so genuine that even fifty years later, you'll wake up to your demon wife with her tail wrapped around your leg as you two spoon, and you'll know you made the right choice by signing
>That you'll always cherish the way she smiles, the smell of her hair, and that whenever you feel the sweat cooling in the evening and the rapid beating of her heart thumps loudly against your ear, you'll know that the morning will bring another day to enjoy with your family
>Demon gets up, all quiet like
>You're wondering if you made her mad and she's right outside the office holding on for dear life as she suffers from a panic attack of love and horny and dear God the drywall is cracking in her grip

[Anonymous No.]

>>44375590
something about the scenario of a monstergirl starting normal but slowly starting to breath heavier and heavier as her eyes develop heart pupils as you talk to her sounds incredibly appealing

[Anonymous No.]

oh no, a bandit

[Anonymous No.]

>>44375678
Well the good news is she will be easy to hit without all that armor as dex only gets you so far.
Granted if she has a surprise round you're in trouble.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44375678
Fortunately, my wily Ushi companion knows how to subdue a kot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44375792
>"Let me go Arachne-bitch! I got a sick prank setup for Anon an-"
>'Awwww, kitty is hungry! Just sit still till hubby gets back or no fried perch for you.'
>"....You're lucky I like that lemon pepper seasoning."

[Anonymous No.]

>>44375792
squish that cat

[Anonymous No.]

>>44375553
That looks dangerous

[Anonymous No.]

Gote
https://files.catbox.moe/d0ad0l.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

You're in the bar enjoying a drink when suddenly a drunk, haughty Red Oni walks in and slaps you on the ass.
What do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44375971
probably nothing

[Anonymous No.]

>>44375966
I'll pass

[Anonymous No.]

>>44374802
As Sun Tzu said, ask not where the fuck is the rat but instead which rat you are fucking

[Anonymous No.]

>>44375983
>Remember a jub in one hand is far more dangerous than the two in the bush.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44375678
So the pussy came to me, I see!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44375966
This appeals to me on multiple levels.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44375966
dame

[Anonymous No.]

>>44376014
I dunno man she looks pretty fat and evil

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44375993
As cowfucius said, if you are the horniest person in the room, then you are in the wrong room

[Anonymous No.]

Bapho-chan won't be so smug when I suck on her cute little flat chests nipples and cause her to lactate and grow bigger breasts and become a lolibaba.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44376221
do you know what lolibaba means?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44376217
>"A Tit undrained will soon find a mouth."

[Anonymous No.]

>>44376221
>>44376234
A lolibaba is a woman who looks like a child but is actually very old. The word you're looking for is oppai loli.

[Anonymous No.]

>"...fufufu.."

[Anonymous No.]

>>44376222
No thank you

[Anonymous No.]

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember this shocking fact.
Mummies aren't actually wearing panties.
They're going no-pan at all times and just using bandages to cover for it.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

What do I do if a cat is threatening to beat me up?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44376406
If you look at the profile pictures a lot of them are nopan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44376498
use silvervine
toss ball of yarn
open can of tuna

[Anonymous No.]

>>44376507
Manticores and hellhounds wear panties because they are known for their modesty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44369159
I got a Sandworm

…how would that even?…

[Anonymous No.]

>>44376564
she's like a carwash but you're the car

[Anonymous No.]

God I wish I had a flayer waifu so much

[Anonymous No.]

>>44376582
i cannot deny the allure of big purple titties

[Anonymous No.]

>>44376571
So like how you lick a lollipop in the inside of your mouth?

[Anonymous No.]

Also imagine if when monsters began to run low of human males, any single guy they’d find would get bundled with multiple.

Like someone gets caught and set with three Zombies, and later on he’d have to deal with three Wights at the same time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44376624
alas, my cruel fate was to be loved by several beautiful women

[Anonymous No.]

>>44376584
For me it's the fact they see everything, from my memories, to my actual thought process, nothing is hidden from them. Your most altruistic and kind side, and your most evil cringy awful side, and they still accept you and love you.
Let's not forget all the cool stuff they can do with their mindflayer powers, they are the best girl hands down

[Anonymous No.]

Guys... my mini-goat wife is looking and acting strange. Wat do?

[Anonymous No.]

Cutie mouse

[Anonymous No.]

I made really good progress on my story and I am very happy with myself. Motivation is high and i hope to resume updates. That is all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44376772
good job, anon. Keep up the good work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44376772
Good luck, anon! Do your best for mini-mofu here!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44376772
I'm trying to write my first story. Just don't have the drive right now. Worked 14 hours for four days straight. Kill me. I know what I want to write, just don't have the brain word thingy enough to write. Truly is dead hours.

[Anonymous No.]

Language barrier is not an excuse, all monsters are fluent in the language of love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44376829
Ah, but what is love?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44376829
If love is a language, then I'm illiterate

[Anonymous No.]

>>44376844
You will be taught

[Anonymous No.]

>>44376820
Indeed. I've been working two jobs and abandoning my story for most of the year was really depressing. I've just kept adding notes with the hope that one day I can write my ideas into the story. Keep trying anon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44376837
Baby don't hurt me

[Anonymous No.]

>>44376877
No more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44376829
I don't know what they are saying but I guess I better say yes.

[Anonymous No.]

Shake it, bake it, bootyquake it.
Roll it around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44376851
I could only be so lucky.

[Anonymous No.]

It's so hard to choose between a mino and a holst.
I like both personalities and the unique qualities that both have.
>Just choose both
Can't, I'm a strict monogamyfag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44376888
Holsts can come with the best traits of minos such as the tomboy personality and getting buff
Minos dont come with year-long lactating tits
Holsts win.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44376873
I will, thanks for the encouragement. It's going to be about an eldritch bapho, in a similar narrative style to Lovecraft and Lord Dunsany.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44376888
Muscle moo every time

[Anonymous No.]

>>44376904
mm... cow mommydom...

[Anonymous No.]

>>44376888
I couldn't be with a gal who would judge me for eating hamburgers, I have heard that some minos will eat meat so I would have to go for the mino.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44376904
thats one cool cow

[Anonymous No.]

>>44376919
Eeeyup.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44370726
>Anon gets caught by a hag
>milkboarded
>forced to chug dairy lest he drown
>tries to flee when he's drained her
>starts cramping from running with a full stomach
>all the warm milk starts stacking a sleep debuff on him
>hag body finishes him off, afflicted with deep sleep for 10 hours
Those DOT hags, man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44371645
Time to mack on this fox while I heat up my tuna in the break room microwave

[Anonymous No.]

>>44371946
>forgot bachelor license at home
It's over bros, once they finish running my ID through the system, I'm done for.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44377023
Never pull over for the police

[Anonymous No.]

>>44374574
>ANON!
>the anubis advisor is going crazy!
>she's entered some kind of avatar state, and she's destroying the city!
>you're close to her, do you know why she snapped?
>Anon thinks back to last night, when he painted a Lenny face on her tummy
>tells the pharaoh that he has no idea, maybe one of the servants made her coffee incorrectly
Damn, I really can't use that face because it's spam now?

[Anonymous No.]

>looking at Gandharvas for story purposes
>released February 2015
>remember that day and the weeks of fun Eros discussions
>no, that's illegal
It both feels like yesterday and a lifetime ago. I miss those days

[Anonymous No.]

>>44377057
I MG, the cops welcome cries of "fuck the police." Yes. You will.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44377057
>Is there anything in the car I should know about?
>"N-no..."
>I see. Would you mind stepping out for a second, sir? I'd like to confirm that for myself.
>"Go ahead, officer."
>Hmm... Ah, yep. Here it is.
>Dispatch, I got a live one here.
>His whole trunk is filled with microwavable meals for one.
>Yeah, I'm taking him in. No, I'm skipping the jail, this guy needs some real food.
>Copy, see you next week.
>Alright buddy, you've got the right to remain silent.
>But I hope you'll make lots of noises for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44377093
That right there is why you never consent to a search and loudly shout about being detained. Be sure to pull your phone out and record so you can post a video of you schooling the police about basic rights on the internet

[Anonymous No.]

>>44377106
>Anon tries to explain to the hellhound officer that he wasn't driving, he was traveling
>hellhound has heard this all before
>breaks his window and drags him out
>takes him to the jail's resident mindflayer to suck out all the internet legalese he's managed to learn

[Anonymous No.]

>>44377143
>I am a free inhabitant Officer Hellwan
>Cavity search?
>Why is She taking offer her pants?

[Anonymous No.]

>sov cit Anon vs Judge Anubis
>she should really just hold him in contempt, but her obsession with the law forces her to pick apart every one of his arguments

[Anonymous No.]

>>44376884
Why can't I get the normal assassins?
I just said I could hear her fat ass from a three rooms away and she took that personally.

[Anonymous No.]

What if I trick a demon into signing MY contract that makes her my sex slave?
Would she be angry or weirdly happy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44377246
Kunoichi come in many flavors

[Anonymous No.]

>>44374837
she's gonna call you a redditor while she rapes you, in the same intonation you might use with the word slut
i hope you wanted this

[Anonymous No.]

>>44377273
Gonna capture one and punish her for her crimes

[Anonymous No.]

>>44377273
>>44377297
Come to think of it, are all Kunoichi machoistic or is it just that keep sending the machoistic ones to get "captured"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44377273
The kunoichi fears the male ninja. They don't need to use cheap sex skills to get the job done!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44377273
I love those pretty bows.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44377272
She'd ve very happy her new maste ris cunning enough to beat her at her own game.
Of course she's not gonna take it lying down and will try to usurp you so you better stay on top of your lawyering game

[Anonymous No.]

I've crunched the numbers. I've ran the maths. I've done it all and come to the undeniable conclusion that they are cats AND bats

[Anonymous No.]

>>44377273
Gimmie the huge tited JK Kunoichi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44377273
>Irish ninjas
Begorra! They're after me heirs!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44377478
How did she braid her hair with those big fat paws?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44377488
she's got a whole system for it, and she thanks you for noticing. Having lots of spikes as holds and pinch points helps, as does having a tail as a third appendage. It still took her an embarrassing amount of time, so she really appreciates you noticing

[Anonymous No.]

Monsters think I'm cool and mysterious for wearing mirrored sunglasses everywhere but it's really because I know what'll happen if they see the bags under my eyes, the dead stare I make, or how I quickly look away after making eye contact.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44377499
It looks good, but it smells funny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44377511
That would be the pink hair dye. It's got liquid love and liquid sex in it. Not sex liquids, liquid sex. Different thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44377504
Good call, you don't want get ambushed by concerned hags. I hear there was a guy at my work that was pushing himself too hard at work and came in with an energy drink, slouching, and dark bags.
He was given a mandatory vacation with his new HR appointed wife

[Anonymous No.]

Next time those fucking Sabbaths knock at my door to try to shill me their religion shit, they're gonna get me answering the door by pointing a double barreled shotgun in their little loli faces. Let's see them be smug now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44377562
>bullets against powerful mages
I think it's still the little brats that are smug actually.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44377504
All good until you run into that one mg who can hear the voice of your heart or some shit and instantly figures you out

[Anonymous No.]

>>44377562
Even in the best case you're going to need four shells for a familiar and ten for a baphomet. I hope you practised reloading while sprinting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44377504
>My glasses, I can't be seen without my glasses!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44377547
They ID for energy drinks in my area. I hear they'll put you on a watch list if you buy too many

[Anonymous No.]

>>44377626
It's for your own safety, anon. You dont want to end up like those unkempt, twitchy, spindly teenagers and workaholics addicted to caffeine and taurine, do you?
Dont put your poor kiki through the pain of watching you suffer in rehab! Control yourself! Do it for her! For your family! Drop energy drinks now!
>This ad was sponsored by your local Maid Association. Call 1-800-KIKI for more details. Act now!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44377667
You make a good point. From now on I'll just be sticking with good old fashioned methamphetamine.

[Anonymous No.]

Why, in a world full of batshit weapons, you would go for a gun is beyond me. Not only is there no honour in using a firearm, over say a sword or lance, but you look half as cool. There are also many health benefits in training with a sword over a gun. Have I mentioned the cost of buying ammunition? Of course, if I WERE a SALAMANDER, I would fight with any weapon you choose. I'm just saying you might want to consider alternative options.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44377681
I can't rocket jump with a sword.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44377667
Would it be rude to crack open a can of monster energy drink in front of a monster saying this?>>44377626

[Anonymous No.]

Is made in abyss still popular?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44377687
Have you considered using your lance to pole vault? Or becoming a spellsword with explosive magic imbuements? I can't say, if I were a salamander, I would approve of using DIRTY CHEATING MAGIC, but if its for mobility then it is fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44377504
What's it like being the human version of a basilisk? One mistake and you'll have the whole office mesmerized at those tired eyes

[Anonymous No.]

>>44377681
because it is cool, its the combination of both smithing and alchemy, and the only honor in fighting is winning

[Anonymous No.]

>>44377694
I hadn't considered pole vaulting because I'm not an alp,

[Anonymous No.]

>>44377667
Coffee is fine though right? Please don't make me choose

[Anonymous No.]

>>44377700
There is nothing more manly than soaring above your salamander wife and landing a crushing blow to her back with your lance. Preferably so she gets a good look at your junk and ass while you careen over her.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm thinking about speccing to lolicon talent tree because it offers immunities to meaty hags and tall monsters. What are some of the downsides?

[Anonymous No.]

>backpack mounted camera focuses on a man wearing a khaki shirt and pants as well as a well worn boonie cap
>the rain pours down around him while he stands in a tropical looking thicket
>"today I'm in 'he depths of the tropical rainforest of 'he mist continent looking for a rarity out in 'he wild: 'he endangered Ren Xiongmao!"
>"out here in 'he wild Xiongmaos are a rare sight, often being taken by the various nations around and slowly domestication them leading to a massive crisis in 'he conservation community!"
>"thats why despite it taking 8 weeks I've tracked her down to show you one of 'he rarest examples of girlie beastie there is!"
>the camera focuses between a dense shrubby thicket onto a simply dressed Ren Xiongmao sitting on a rock under a wide leafed fern watching the rain fall around her with an amused expression as she uses the bamboo pole in her hands to make the flow here and there
>"as you can see she's a smart girl and loves playing with the world around. Sadly its also what makes 'em so popular in both mamono and human countries!"
>"now people know them as gentle girlies but like all beasties the wrong move can set em off! Look at 'he paws on her her claws ain't the longest but her paws are wide and excel at manipulating bamboo and some are known to be trained in using polearms, talk about a dangerous sheila!"
>"now I'm gonna go and pet her!"
>the camera follows along as he creeps out of the thicket while humming loudly a popular song, this gets the Xiongmao's attention who tilts her head before smiling at the music and makes space on her rock, the explorer avoids looking at her too closely
>the explorer approaches cautiously as he observes her body language before taking a seat, he can only glance as he takes a seat imitating the way she sits
>"success! 'he Xiongmao proves why its so popularin accepting me now 'at it thinks I'm a source of amusement! But I won't last long if I don't keep her distracted, she ain't a mean beastie but with her strength I won't be walking away from this one!"
>the explorer pulls out a slightly bulky slider puzzle which catches her attention as she speaks in a foreign language, he demonstrates the toy awkwardly, shaking it then trying to realign the image which excites her.
>He offers her the toy which seems to be made for her large paws and she excitedly babbles as she sets her attention on the toy. The explorer smiles before ripping his eyes off her, facing the camera
>"as you can see 'is beastie loves new stimulation, despite her small ears she can hear sounds up to a mile away and even in 'he rain you can feel how smooth her fur is!"
>"even her paws are deceptively massive for such a cute beastie! Her back paws are just as dexterous as her upper ones despite common belief as and just look at how she grips my hand with 'em!"
>the Xiongmao giggles causing the explorer to look up with a smile before ripping his eyes from her again and focusing on the camera
>she wiggles her paws before trying to catch his hands as a games, the explorer obliges until she puts down her toy on her lap
>"now that her hands are free I can show you her deceptively powerful claws! She may not be as scary as a grizzly but her claws are something fierce! Able to rip open bamboo stalks like they're butter! One swipe of 'ese and anyone's going to be staying down!"
>"but 'ey don't eat people of course! Likes lots of these beasties 'ey actually lots of things and even though 'ey love 'eir bamboo 'ey eat fish, other animals, even fruits and veggies!"
>the Xiongmao's eyes start lighting up and after she seems transfixed on the explorer's hands and eventually shirt buttons. She tilts her head as she messes with them
>the hunter lightly backstop before her claws can sink into her clothes, he turns to the camera after ripping his gaze off of her
>"now folks even as gentle as 'ese girls are one always needs to know when its getting too dangerous!"
>he pulls out a small ragdoll in vivid colors which the Xiongmao's follow as if conflicted in taking her eyes off the explorer
>the explorer tosses it in a small arc which causes her to reach her paws out
>in that small time period the camera turns to the thicket before he heads off running, you hear a sad shout as the explorer tries to visibly not turn his head
>" 'ats all for now folks, I hope you learned a lot about Xiongmao in 'eir natural habitat and why 'ey're so endangered! See you next time!"

[Anonymous No.]

What monstergirls would be the worst to play fighting games with

[Anonymous No.]

>>44377676
Ah yes, the shogmaster grindset

[Anonymous No.]

>>44377725
Fairies, cause she has a hard time reaching all the buttons and gets tired pressing them down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44377724
Man, I like how he introduces the monsters but I'm sad for the girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44377717
Speccing into lolis is ezmodo as far as resisting hags go. You'll never be harassed again by the same hag after you pull up your skill window proudly displaying, "Lolicon EX"
The only 'downside' is that it puts you on the sabbaths' newsletter and you'll keep receiving phone calls from familars and other canvassers. Also if you're not social it may be annoying when pushy mothers will keep trying to introduce you to their daughters and ask you to babysit them. also mesugakis can smell the lust on you, especially if you seem overworked or down in the dumps and WILL hit on you

[Anonymous No.]

>>44377717
The Shirokuto Sabbath wants to know your location.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44377742
It's okay, no Mamono were harmed in the making of this show

[Anonymous No.]

>>44377769
So I'd trade attracting hags for attracting lolis?
>>44377795
What for?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44377667
Fuck off, I need those shots of adrenaline to keep working. I don't want to lose my job just because muh health issues

[Anonymous No.]

>>44377724
I love those

[Anonymous No.]

Just learned about human females
Damn that sucks

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw no mesugaki lolidom monster wife
Suffering

[Anonymous No.]

If snowy monsters tan this easily in the north how dark would they get in the south?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44377838
>So I'd trade attracting hags for attracting lolis?
Yes but look on the bright side, numerically the number of lolis going out of their way to hit on you is much lower than the number of hags. On top of that you won't have to deal with decades or even hundreds of years of pent up frustration. Plus the average loli on the street, while avaliable and with mother happy to set you up, won't be hitting on you like hags would.
Just uhh, don't be caught walking around the park or within 100ft of a school lest you catch the attention of the MGC police, who will certainly set you up with one of them once they see your status

[Anonymous No.]

>>44378066
Vantablack

[Anonymous No.]

>>44378072
What about loli hags? I dont see any resistances or immunities against them

[Anonymous No.]

>>44378159
Hag resistances apply if you guess her real age, otherwise loli resistances apply.

[Anonymous No.]

https://youtube.com/shorts/Wm-F-crRMuA?feature=share

[Anonymous No.]

>>44378201
Seems like this favors the loli hag because she has to actually confirm your guess as the correct one. And immunities/resistances dont apply If you're in a relationship with one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44378216
The way she held up the phone over her fox ear was really cute and nice attention to detail

[Anonymous No.]

>>44378216
>tfw no dummy fox wife
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xCXlzhS5Sz8

[Anonymous No.]

>>44378241
>>44378201
Legally she has to show you her status screen before rape, its the law. And as we all know no one would break the law

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Why did the chicken cross the road?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44378870
To have sex

[Anonymous No.]

How do I bully hakus?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44379034
Get every answer wrong on your test

[Anonymous No.]

>>44379034
Like you would any other nerd, grab her horns and use tongue

[Anonymous No.]

>>44379034

[Anonymous No.]

>>44379039
It's not enough for the answers to be wrong, they have to be Wurmtastic

[Anonymous No.]

>>44376772
Good luck!
>>44376820
You too! The first time can be tough.

[Anonymous No.]

what if you told mg that you prefer childish panties, not slutty lingerie?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44379120
On a girl with mature body. I bet that's what Titanias usually choose.

[Anonymous No.]

You got mail

[Anonymous No.]

>>44379120
But kiddie panties are the sluttiest lingerie?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44379206
Thanks, please see with my kiki for the new letters I need to send.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44379206
Probably a dark matter bomb in it

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44379206
>catch the eye of one of the mail harpies
>suddenly you become the mail
>destination: breeding nest

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44379220
Are you sure you're not just saying that because of who they're usually worn by? Maybe you'll change your mind if the lolis wear slutty lingerie too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44379521
>>44379523
zipangu is a magical place

[Anonymous No.]

>>44379523
Art for umbrella girl? How odd!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44379567
we know that (monster) child == erotic!!
kiddie panties are much more child related than lingerie, therefore kiddie panties are more erotic than lingerie

[Anonymous No.]

Every time I try flirting with or chatting up a cute Monster my Valkyrie I've been assigned comes in between and stops me. Sometimes she even slaps me and reminds me not to fall for Monsters and their tricks and to focus on my mission to become a Hero that was given to me by the Chief God and to focus on glorifying her. She's so harsh... I'm starting to get tired of this holy mission stuff, I just want to kiss a cute girl and have sex and share my meals with her instead! Too bad I can't just get rid of my Valkyrie....

[Anonymous No.]

Post the most monstrous girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>44378055
Basically how Malef is

[Anonymous No.]

>>44379844
alp chesh, maybe not physically but mentally they are a scourge upon the land

[Anonymous No.]

>>44379844
i like them pretty monstrous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44379684
But child and erotic lingerie adds up to 2x erotic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44379844
Humans are the greatest monsters of all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44380118
Problem is that h*gs love using lingerie to prop up their pathetically low eroticism, so it's ruined by association.
It's like multiplying by a negative value, ruins everything regardless of prior value.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44380164
>Problem is that h*gs love using lingerie to prop up their pathetically low eroticism, so it's ruined by association.
We must make lace, micro panties, garterbelts and slutty nightgowns great again, by putting them in their intended use on peak female bodies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44375445
>/v/s FOTM
?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44379567
When they do it it comes off as weird and really unappealing to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44378055
I will NOT lose to monster brats
I will NOT lose to monster brats
I will NOT lose to monster brats

[Anonymous No.]

>>44380567
That's right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44380498
FOTM (short for Flavor of the Month) is a phenomenon where a character debuts and is super-popular for a short time, but their popularity eventually cools down and people move on to the next big character.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44380627
I do have an inherent hag weakness. This isn't fair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44379279
What does it say?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44380498
That old lady from the Chinese persona gacha

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44380567
All the monster brats secretly like losing to a man, even if subconciously.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44380684
It says she's going to break his spine for the insult.

[Anonymous No.]

tHEre is no escape from the BIg snake

[Anonymous No.]

The best height for a monstergirl is where she turns face-to-face positions into face-to-bosom positions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44380061
Exponentially weaker to anal stimulation and rectal creampies than a regular chesh. Also double the mammary sensitivity and average cup size for some odd reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44380760
Bullying gargoyle brats by taping vibrators to them while their frozen during the day!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44381110

I >>44380684 agree

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

I unironically think Hellhound is ugly. Hellhounds turn me on muscled tall Hellhounds are among my top tier waifus, and strangely the fact they are ugly turns me on even more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44376498
No true cat would dream of hurting humans.

[Anonymous No.]

What's the demon realm equivalent of Gravure? I can't imagine our Gravure being able to profit in an environment where lingerie is casual clothing.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44381582
https://static.miraheze.org/monstergirlencyclopediawiki/a/a0/Ropurotto_using_Beast_Boost.jpg
Here you go, buddy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44381582

[Anonymous No.]

>>44381636
I don't think a mamano dressing prudishly would be seen as lewd or perverted. I think it would be seen as pitiable because she would have body-image issues and think that she has no beauty to flaunt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44380510
It depends heavily on the execution

[Anonymous No.]

>>44381650
Until they see a massive hag in a big coat, but the coat also contains (you)

[Anonymous No.]

>>44381283
I think they're gorgeous. Not really a fan of the proportions in that image, but overall the dark skin, the muscle, the overall predator look... very fine. And the floof. Want to bury my face in that wonderful floof.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44381702
She's mid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44381715
Mid what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44381727
mid means actually bad, I think.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44381730
goddam kids

[Anonymous No.]

>>44381730
Bad would be low not mid

[Anonymous No.]

>>44381739
Meme kot is fire no cap, fr fr

[Anonymous No.]

>>44381730
It means mediocre since it's in the middle of good and bad. Haku correction will fix you

[Anonymous No.]

>>44381496
True but just in case, if your kot try to act funny, bite the back of her neck while hugging her until she purrs

[Anonymous No.]

>>44381702
what about burying face into muscle?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44381836
Not a fan of Itagaki tier muscles

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44381896
This, muscle gals are fine but like other things there is such a thing as too much, that's why I prefer the strong fat archetype, they are big and strong but still soft and feminine.

[Anonymous No.]

falling into a full coma for 2-4 years with my minotaur wife in our own little dream world!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44381896
Agreed. Fit and toned but still wonderfully feminine is the happy zone.
>>44381966
ehhh, not quite my thing either

[Anonymous No.]

>say I love hugs to my succ wife
>now I'm a cuddleslut
>then say I like her cookies another day
>now I'm also a cookieslut
>hit back when she says she loves my smile
>call her a smileslut
>We are now locked in a situation when either of us do anything we are sluts
>even called me a slutslut

cute succs

[Anonymous No.]

>>44374574
Draws:

C====3

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44382016
You're also a slutslutslut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44382016
I once saw a restaurant that was named, no joke, Eggslut. Wonder what type of mamono would run that post-portal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44382068
Your choice between humpty and alps.

[Anonymous No.]

>kikimora keeps insisting on giving your face a tongue bath

[Anonymous No.]

We more into foxes or cats?

[Anonymous No.]

>Mastah, you must be tired after work. let me cook for you [dependence level 20%]
>Mastah, I cannot allow you to take public transport. Let me drive [dependence level 40%]
>Mastah, you do not brush properly. Give me your toothbrush [dependence level 60%]
>Mastah, you are going to hurt yourself walking around. Let me carry you [dependence level 80%]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44382112
>We
You are not part of the "We" here, you irish retard

[Anonymous No.]

>>44382099
>Get a bit of food on your face or clothing
>Maid wife immediately closes in
>SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP
>You are now once again spotless
>Damp, but spotless
>The serene look of satisfaction on your kiki's face as she stands at your shoulder is also priceless

[Anonymous No.]

>>44382140
>Mastah, you are going to choke on your food. Let me chew it for you. [dependence level 100%]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44382140
>>44382155
Femdomfags who make their fetish a lifestyle like this are fucking embarrassing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44382145
Yet here I am, posting.
Nobody asked you anyway, mgetard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44382174
feel free to go jerk off to ntr if you want. i prefer women who actually love me

[Anonymous No.]

>>44382174
Generally where it goes from femdom to mommydom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44382140
>>44382155
>Take non femdom
>Insert unwanted femdom
Tiresome... So tiresome

[Anonymous No.]

>>44382140
Having a womanservant carry you around all the time is hilariously excessive. I can see the appeal

[Anonymous No.]

>>44382203
>Open femdom thread
>Read femdom
>Whine about femdom
Tiresome... So tiresome

[Anonymous No.]

>>44382175
>Yet here I am, posting.
Riddle me this:
If a dormouse squats in the attic of a centaur stable but nobody could be bothered to remove her, would that make her a centaur out of sudden?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44382224
Why do anons have such a hard time understanding this is a monster girl thread?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44382231
Are you a centaur, anon?

[Anonymous No.]

Oh no! You've been stung!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44382224
MGE is not femdom only, kiki are clear maledom. You're just bending rule to annoy everyone

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44382249
This is not the mge thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44382246
I want to stung her with her own poison and tease her for hours until mindbreak is achieved

[Anonymous No.]

>>44382249
>everyone
only one person shits their pants whenever someone posts about femdom, fag. notice how nobody loses their shit when someone makes a 'taming hellhound' post? because they possess human intelligence and reasoning, which you're a few notches below.

[Anonymous No.]

>44382112
>44382175
nobody wants to have you around, neck yourself pest

[Anonymous No.]

>>44382255
Why is this fox looking at me so avariciously...

[Anonymous No.]

>>44382249
Kikis can be dom or sub depending on how alpha-to-lowly their Mashtah is.
And old-skool hi-ear Kikis are very dominant as most are pre-DL Veterans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44382280
According to saucenao it's because she heard you have change in your pocket
>>44382276
Lots of anons like these posts. Just a few crossboard pests get really upset.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44382292
... why did someone use the mspaint fill tool on this kiki

[Anonymous No.]

>>44382292
No, that's just your shitty headcanon. I will get a submissive straight ears kiki from the old guard and you will fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44382155
mouth-feeding is probably the weirdest thing i'm into
I blame that one scene from Princess Mononoke for impacting my childhood brain development

[Anonymous No.]

>>44382203
>>44382174
Food swapping isn't even femdom.
It's actually quite common among normies too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44382249
Right back at you. Kikis are not maledom only. Dominant kikis are canon so stop shitting yourself every time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44382298
>Lots of anons like these posts.
Stop lying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44382352
Perhaps he is referring to his alternate personalities.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44382352
>posts gacha fox
bro, your integrity?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44382315
it's really incredible how easy it is to make you cry on here

[Anonymous No.]

>>44382352
>Gacha and gore
You're not better

[Anonymous No.]

>>44382298
>Lots of anons like these posts. Just a few crossboard pests get really upset.
Mick, if health care in Ireland is so bad that you cannot afford your meds, just post your address and we'll pitch in and send you a few blisters of haloperidol.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44363598
https://mangadex.org/title/ac743453-99ef-49e5-93e5-265cfff01fe0/rta-sousha-wa-game-sekai-kara-kaerenai
Sorry for the late reply

[Anonymous No.]

>>44382374
>>44382350
No, fuck you.

[Anonymous No.]

oh god are we dealing with both the schizo potato AND the frenchoid at the same time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44382376
Drawings of cait sith are a balm to my soul. But you can have this instead.
https://files.catbox.moe/i58r2m.png

[Anonymous No.]

>Irish furtard shows up
>femdom vs maledom slapfight soon follows

[Anonymous No.]

>>44382393
No, leave me out of your shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44382272
>notice how nobody loses their shit when someone makes a 'taming hellhound' post?
You clearly weren't around five years ago.

[Anonymous No.]

>Told by fortune teller I’m going to get raped by an Ushi-Oni
>Can’t change fate
>Face it head on instead
>Find an unmarried Ushi-Oni
>Down rage shroom potion and take her
>While cuddling a second Ushi comes in
>Gets mad at her friend
>Said she promised to share a husband
>Get raped

[Anonymous No.]

>>44382328
>TRAVELER! You have freed me from my century-long imprisonment in that magic lamp. I will grant you three wishe-
>a taco!
>... You want to wish for a taco?
>oh! are you hungry? you said you'd been in there a long time. you can have one too.
> Master, please-
>i wish for another taco!
> ... Thank you, master. You are most kind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44382406
Yes, I think the maledome/femdom arguer is the same one who complains about the kemono.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44382384
https://monstergirlencyclopedia.miraheze.org/wiki/Monster_Girl_Encyclopedia_World_Guide_III:_Sabbath_Grimoire#Fiend's_Contract_Crest_(p136)
>Fiend's Contract Crest
>In this manner, this insignia is a manifestation of the desire to dominate a man, but it's mainly preferred by those with a severely intense desire to serve, and tolerance, including “demons,” “kikimora” who belong to the radical faction, etc. rather than monsters with sadistic tendencies who prefer to dominate men by violating them and forcing them into submission with pleasure.
Stop acting like a whiny little baby.
Stop treating someone liking something you don't as a personal slight. Nobody is forcing you into anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44382440
Kiki are now wasted and forbidden, the list of good mamonos is shorter and short

[Anonymous No.]

>>44382440
meh, more mge shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44382420
>Told by fortune teller I’m going to get raped by an Ushi-Oni
I don't know whether to do the same or make a dinner reservation somewhere nice.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>44382440
These are so hot. I want one with my demon waifu so I always know I'm owned and loved.

[Anonymous No.]

Switch power dynamics into snuggles is the best

[Anonymous No.]

>>44382453
Why are you such a whiny crybaby? Is it insecurity? What if I told you that are is a dominant version of every mg and not every one acts like like a carbon copy of the profile? Nothing stops you from having dominant relationship. The whole setting is built around preventing you from getting a "bad" end. Nobody even said that all or most kikis are dominant.
By your deranged logic every girl is forbidden.

[Anonymous No.]

Feeding my kikimora raging mushrooms!
Getting raped senselessly for hours by a demure maid!

[Anonymous No.]

>be travelling
>go to the succubus brothel
>ask for the new lifetime package
>succubus just leaves with you
>pay 4,99

[Anonymous No.]

>>44382554
Or he could just use a different setting. There are a load of them.

[Anonymous No.]

jubjub flu + kiki = ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44382564
oh... I'll give her a "lifetime package" if you know you what I mean... heh, a rather long package, for a lifetime... if you know what I'm saying

[Anonymous No.]

>>44382554
>femdom monsters have clear cut and dry preferences with being on top
>suddenly this doesn't apply to maledom monsters whenever femdomfags want to shove their fetish into the picture
k

[Anonymous No.]

>>44382554
True, I'm doomed and will get a bad ending.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44382606
You can fuck furries
You an be a dog
Or a spider, or a tentacle monster.
Stop analyzing a porn setting. It's not even well written.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44382628
But I don't want to be a furry

[Anonymous No.]

>>44382628
>maledom either has to be a furry, bestiality fetish prop or a monster boy for their fetish
>femdomfags get a metric ton of content, good art and entire gods dedicated to their fetish
>"it's a setting for everyone!!!"
k

[Anonymous No.]

>>44382654
mara's pretty neat

[Anonymous No.]

>>44382641
Either you will woof or your wife will woof. You decide.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44382654
Then i suggest you join me in posting interspecies reviewers until it become equal in content to mge here.

[Anonymous No.]

MGE is furfaggot trash.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44382679
>futashit
>monster boys
>uses goods whores
Kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>walk past a group of dwarves
>they all aim laser pointers at your crotch
>"goo sack!"
>"it's a goo sack!"
>"there is goo in the sack!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>44382679
I like the stacked fairy

[Anonymous No.]

>>44382694
MGE has all those things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44382681
Weird how it pisses off furries so much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44381966
>>44381998
Further proof Oga-san is peak strongfat woman. Bonus for her being far hornier than she lets on and baby crazy

[Anonymous No.]

>>44382705
Better than whatever cuckshit faggotry you want people to like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44382709
if you're not exclusively catered to you're supposed to throw a tantrum
right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44382713
>fat fetish trash manga
>peak anything aside from peak shit
Fucking kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44382709
The mindset of the mentally ill is truly mysterious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44382716
pretty clear you are the one throwing the tantrum, and you've been doing it for half a year

[Anonymous No.]

>>44382729
sir i am agreeing with you in a sarcastic fashion

[Anonymous No.]

>>44382654
Aren't you forgetting something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44382738

[Anonymous No.]

>>44382738
Not permanent and barely works outside of hyper niche scenarios.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44382723
If sodomites/cucks/furries/troons are not the center of attention they bitch and moan until they are the object of everyones anger then cry they are being persecuted after they piss everyone off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44382734
Sorry sir, friendly fire

[Anonymous No.]

>>44382738
Don't bother he is obviously arguing in bad faith/trolling or in need of professional help.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44382753
You should add "ntr" and "cuckoldry" to the picture

[Anonymous No.]

>>44382753
What does someone actually do to live so rent free in your head?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44382753
>Bombs, knives and bullets flying out of hellhound body.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44382778
>Fag comes in, shits on the carpet and then asks why I am bothered by shit on the carpet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44382813
>taddles to KC
>bitching about it a year later
He told you off, didn't he?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44382738
True and that's why I don't say anything nowadays. I'm frog who understood that raging mushrooms make every mamonos tamable. Fuck off mick

[Anonymous No.]

where's the love for ogres? they're just mean green mothers with a massive mace.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44382778
Not him but I'm guessing it had something to do with bitching and moaning until they were the object of everyone's anger and then crying that they were being persecuted after they pissed everyone off. Just a random guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44382829
Onis get more attention for their more exotic allure.

[Anonymous No.]

Don't act like you wouldn't want Kiki tongue dancing across your face, covering you with her warm, slimy spit

[Anonymous No.]

>>44382829
She told me to get out of her swamp

[Anonymous No.]

>>44382847
>exotic 'ey...?
>ogre walks up to anon wearing a beret
>uh... bonjour anon... uh... um... 'allo?
>offers him with a baguette
>boyfriend acquired

[Anonymous No.]

>>44382857
Just explain to her that you got lost because you're not the sharpest tool in the shed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44382857
she looks like she'd be a good boxing cornerman

[Anonymous No.]

>>44382855
Why would I want that if I can have a lamia or a frog's tongue all over my face?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44382813
Not either of you faggs, but if you want to shit on the carpet just get a Shogg.
>Shogg is all, Shogg is the whole house
>so Shogg is carpet, Shogg is toilet, so carpet is toilet
Lazy neet Mashtah just drops his stained sweatpants and takes a tendies dump anywhere
>non Femdom Shogg lets Mashtah just shit on her and absorbs it

[Anonymous No.]

>>44382860
Non, l'ogre de paris c'est NON. Trop de potentiel

[Anonymous No.]

>>44382881
I see your French ogre, and I raise you a Bavarian ogre

[Anonymous No.]

>>44382857
So Anon left the Swamp, and went and fucked a Dragon.
>hishe

[Anonymous No.]

What about a Corsican ogre?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44382898
I'm sure the dragon swooned after being saved by that human princess

[Anonymous No.]

Diving Belle Spider but what colours do I slap on her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44382898
I'm sure the dragon swooned after being saved from that evil human princess

[Anonymous No.]

for me it's Florida ogre or nothing

[Anonymous No.]

ogres sure do get around don't they?
You find them everywhere
Ogreground and underground, wandering free

[Anonymous No.]

>>44382926
Baywatch blonde?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44382926
Give her a red lifeguard swimsuit and blonde hair

[Anonymous No.]

Put the collar on, anon. She wants you to know you're loved. You wouldn't want to make her sad, would you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44382976
Make her a loli and I'll do it

[Anonymous No.]

>>44382976
only if she wears a matching collar that read
>his bitch
>her bitch

[Anonymous No.]

>>44382976
No emotional blackmailing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44382721
I’d rather not thanks

[Anonymous No.]

>Paris? Oh you must mean Lutetia.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44382855
It'd be cute from a young daughter, but weird from my wife; I'd expect her to be able to contain her passion long enough to find my mouth and let her tongue do it's dancing where it'd be most effective and least sloppy. Now, if my wife were to do that on my junk instead...

[Anonymous No.]

>>44383005
Wights have something in common with Paris.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44383005
France, England? don't you mean Frankia and Ængland?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44382721
The human world sucks, okay?
This never happened back when I had to hunt my food.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44383026
They're known for architecture?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44382721
why you so angry... is just elf...

[Anonymous No.]

>>44383032
Fuck off fatfaggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44383039
Niggas have been inside them.

[Anonymous No.]

>portals open
>find your happy femdom dark mage wife
>"don't worry anon mommy is here now,"
>"But I want my first time to be special, so you are going to be getting some major exercise!"
But don't worry, it will just make your first time after a 12 week bootcamp more magical.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44383005
No, granny I said Paris

[Anonymous No.]

>>44383053
They have also been inside you, clearly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44383064
I'm not a Wight so that's doubtful.

[Anonymous No.]

Don't feed the trolls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44383072
and for the love of god DO NOT FEED the jabberwock, lard ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44383072
Yeah, Trolls are supposed to feed you with their superb cooking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44383072
They are going hard on it today
>the irish
>the french
>fat mgs
>cycle back around to wights

[Anonymous No.]

>>44383061
Honestly, three months of personal training and 84 days of my semen making a glopping sound as it flows into my wife doesn't sound so bad.

[Anonymous No.]

fuck proportions

[Anonymous No.]

>>44383063
The dumb fuckboy? Menelaus should have choked him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44383089
She's just making sure you don't burn in the sun.

[Anonymous No.]

>44382298
>44382401
>44382436
>44382461
>44382576
>44382628
>44382670
>44382679
>44382681
>44382705
>44382778
>44382821
>44383026
>44383053
>44383066
Reminder that everyone ITT should be mass reporting all of the furschizo's posts

[Anonymous No.]

>be fat anon
>still can't find love
>give up
>then you meet a cait sith
>"finally, a dickthrone that can handle kneading!"
See, everyone can find love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44383044
That expression scares me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44383081
To be fair I brought up Oga-San because strongfat was mentioned and I happen to like both Elf-san and MGE. Since I would presume people in here are also mature enough to not be shonenfags about whether or not you can be a fan of multiple things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44383112
Ignore it, anon. Some people ITT are just looking for an excuse right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44383112
Take your fat fetish trash to /d/. You faggots were cancer ever since that manga got serialized.

[Anonymous No.]

Fat Elf is fine, but Methonium really pushes the boundaries between thicc and american.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44382976
Instead of a collar, my wife just lassos some hair around my neck when she feels the need.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44383081
Should I bring up the mutations to make more drama? I’ve just caught up to what has all happened.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44383118
to be fair that's kind of the point of why they're there no?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44383127
I don't even know what mutations are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44383116
Nta but do you even know what fat fetish looks like, that do you want to see true horror Anon? I’ll show you true horror.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44383110
Elves that always smile are the ones you need to be wary of.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44383139
All he has to do is wait for the anon who posts his chocolate girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44383133
Normal mutations to the Abyssal mutations, things get crazy in the monster girl world if you sleep with monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44383061
>tell kiki you're fasting for the next few days
>she can still cook for herself but you won't be eating anything
her smile and optimism: gone

[Anonymous No.]

>>44383139
>Fat fetish faggots all chomping at the bit to spam their fucking trash now

>>44383112
Good job, faggot. You could have just shut the fuck up and posted your trash where it belongs instead of here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44383155
All I’m saying is that isn’t true fat fetishism, I’ve seen true fat fetishism and to me what’s being posted isn’t that. So relax.

[Anonymous No.]

is this what we going against?

it seems to be the hour of troll and not of the sexy variety

[Anonymous No.]

Someone post the pallas cat please
You know the one

[Anonymous No.]

>>44383163
Kill yourself. The shitheap of a manga has one joke "dude what if I made the girls fat again haha" and the artist draws nothing but fucking trash. You want to post obese women? Do it somewhere else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44383170

[Anonymous No.]

>>44383116
I don’t have a fat fetish you mongoloid but go off. Reading your kvetching is funny now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44382911
Too dangerous, Corsican stay in corse

Smoked another cigar, feel good. Smoking one while watching your maido cleaning and thinking about lewd things is peak MgE

[Anonymous No.]

>chubby = obese
Next you're gonna tell me big breasts are hyper too
It's not a fat fetish you mong, softer girls are just nicer to hug

[Anonymous No.]

>>44383176
She can still fly. She just chooses not to.

[Anonymous No.]

Beware the hopping spider

[Anonymous No.]

slime sounding

[Anonymous No.]

>>44383182
>Reads a literal fat fetish manga
>Likes a character dedicated to fat fetishism
>"nuh uh I don't have that fetish at all"
sure

[Anonymous No.]

>>44383224
>Jiangshi Ushi-Oni
I wonder what brought her down in the first place. Also, why was she resurrected? She was already an Ushi-Oni, she's even more powerful now!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44383224
ah yes the xl jumping spider, in undead mist flavor

[Anonymous No.]

>>44383241
Getting covered head to toe in a slime girls body and letting you move around freely so she can get an idea of what its like to have a skeleton.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44383245
You can like something without it being sexual, Anon. I read Ranma 1/2 close to 25 years ago and yet never developed a fetish for “troons”, as you socially inept imebecels refer to them as. Last ( You ) so don’t put it in your pocket, or it’ll get mixed up with all the others and become just another ( You ), which it is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44383276
Trash

[Anonymous No.]

>>44383291
>yeah i "happen" to like the fat fetish manga and only brought it up because fat fetishism was mentioned
>totally like it asexually though despite 99% of the manga being fat fetishism with zero actual substance aside from pandering to chubby chaser
>talks about ranma while trying to grandstand over people not liking his gay genderbending fetish
Okay faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44383308
Relax, have a fairy to make you feel like a big man for once.

[Anonymous No.]

>fat fetish faggot is the same retard trying to shill his prostitute faggotry trash
Fucking called it

[Anonymous No.]

i think these two are but one person

I think that jabberwocks are perfect

[Anonymous No.]

Send help, I told a cupid love Is just chemical reactions meant to make you reproduce and that it's just a prison
Help me she said I'll look like a pin cushion when she's done

[Anonymous No.]

>>44383337
sounds like a you probelm, now get out of the shop, ur viriginty is stinking up the produce

[Anonymous No.]

>>44383337
Menhera cupid erotic

[Anonymous No.]

>>44383337
Don't worry, fear is just a chemical reaction in your brain. :^)

[Anonymous No.]

>>44383337
Let her cook. I want to see where this goes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44383337
I doubt you'd have the guts to say that to a Houri. You don't want to make them cry, do you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44383337
I told an anubis that and now she's my wife. And you said that to a servant of Eros? Good luck

[Anonymous No.]

>>44383357
>You don't want to make them cry, do you?
If I can't be happy neither can they!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44383337

[Anonymous No.]

The sticc get the thicc. That all skinny men will be completely smothered by voluptuous monster women.

[Anonymous No.]

Huffing and hugging a high orc after she runs a marathon

[Anonymous No.]

>>44383368
Anon, no! How could you be so cruel!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44368800

[Anonymous No.]

>>44383397
These are just getting worse and worse.

[Anonymous No.]

she's the angriest gazer you've ever heard...

[Anonymous No.]

Speaking of gazers, I like to imagine one with a giant beholder pillow or beanbag chair

[Anonymous No.]

>>44383395
They're dumb! Eros is dumb! Love is dumb!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44382374
So I saved that picture as kiki.exe and it saved as an exe file. I'm scared to run it

[Anonymous No.]

>>44383431
she sucks so much cock she makes up her own words

[Anonymous No.]

>>44383458
heh, I remember that doujin

[Anonymous No.]

>>44383308
Touch grass for once in your life. There are no demons on the sun possessing people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44383383
>am skeleton
I will not be defeated by fat hags

[Anonymous No.]

>>44383473
Kill yourself fatty

[Anonymous No.]

>fuck a dragon zombie
>the extra energy jumpstarts her brain
>for a few minutes she regains all the intelligence and personality that she had in life
>then the spark fades and she goes back to dragon zombie
>this happens every time

[Anonymous No.]

>>44383458
shes the angry video game nerd. not to be confused with the angry video game birb, or her arch rival the nostalgia mimic

[Anonymous No.]

>>44383453
Do it. Be the Anon who brings Kikis into this world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44383480
grim

[Anonymous No.]

>>44383061
>your first time after a 12 week bootcamp more magical.
I've gone 27 without fucking what's a 1/5ths of a year more while I'm fit af?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44383478
I don’t want an undead wife so no thanks. Maybe give your balls a tug first titsuckler.

[Anonymous No.]

All monstergirls have the potential to be swole. It doesn't matter if she is from a race that isn't known for being physical powerhouses.

[Anonymous No.]

I shall become the houdini amongst monsters. No matter how bound or trapped I am, I shall escape. Wrap me in a hebi's coils, or pin me under a minotaur, there is no bind I can't get out of!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44373360
Fatfuck foxes get hair everywhere. No wonder humans prefer to bath with tanukis

[Anonymous No.]

>>44383581
Quote from a man who got sweatersnatched and lost instantly

[Anonymous No.]

>>44383581
>crowd applauds as Houdini anon comes on stage
>"and now for my greatest trick yet, I shall escape the bindings that had previous sealed an ancient evil minos for over 1000 years lest I be dipped into the slime tank!"
>Curtains pull back revealing a large dunk tank filled with slime cores, one pops up top and waves
>Anon gets in his bindings
>Anon is slowly lowered into the tank as he wiggles undoing the bindings
>Anon realizes how strong the bindings are
>Anon is lowered into the slime tank
>crowd applauds as Houdini anon comes on stage

[Anonymous No.]

>>44383581
>try increasingly difficult and more risky escape attempts
>get addicted to the rush
>finally
>https://files.catbox.moe/0gltgt.jpg
Enjoy your new life, kek.

[Anonymous No.]

is there an hour long version of that song?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44383658
You didn't specify which one
https://youtu.be/-mJzJYSPiFE

[Anonymous No.]

>>44383607
kek'd

[Anonymous No.]

>>44383477
cmon anon, dont you just want to give it a try?
her lightly padded body with large breasts and ass looks like it would be great for hugging and cuddling.
just try it once, im sure you'll like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44383480
do you think she would cry and beg you to help her as she felt her intelligence and personality slip away again

[Anonymous No.]

>>44383706
There is no trying a hag
Once she touches you, its over

[Anonymous No.]

>>44383716
Most likely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44383728
>brush up against a hag on the subway
>instantly marked with nursing handjob debuff
damn devious hags

[Anonymous No.]

If you want an Automaton wife, fine. Just don't let her grab the right arms of other monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44383728
>>44383744
This is why you spec into lolicon, you absolute scrubs wouldn't last a picoseecond on the hag only subway car

[Anonymous No.]

>>44383770
Already specced into bratty and hagbait
Getting double peace'd in the hag only car is my fate

[Anonymous No.]

>>44383480
>>44383716
>every time she slips back the pain in her face hurts you greatly, you dont want this to be a punishment for making love with each other.
>work with a lich to fix your zombie dragon's problem
>turns out that her body is burning the essence it gets way faster than it has to.
>the two of you come up with a magical heart replacement
>it'll store and ration the essence produced from sex so that one session can give her more than a of her old personality.
>the next day
>"well anon, i'll be reverting back to my zombie personality in less than a minute now."
>"not this time"
>"what?"
>"your heart. me and the lich replaced your heart."
>"but how does this fix my problem?"
>"you were cursed, we found a loophole in that curse. so you have time now, we'll need to fuck once a week but you dont have to suffer going back your zombie personality anymore"
>tears well up in her eyes once again, this time accompanied by a smile instead of begging. she lunges to hug you
>the two of you sit in silence within the other's embrace, but not a word needs to be spoken in order to say what you two are feeling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44383789
boooooring
I want my cursed-fu that only remembers her former life in moments of great stress or excitement.

[Anonymous No.]

Zombie dragons reverting to their original personality is cool but it'd like it to work like a "breaking hypnosis" moment.
>UUUUGH COOOCK
>A-ah, w-what are you doing you insolent hu-
>UUUUUGH COOOOCK SO GOOD I LOVE HUBB-
>N-no! I am not feeling-ahn~ anything! Just you wa-
>I WUB HUBBYYY

[Anonymous No.]

Day is never finished,
Mofu's Got Me Brushing,
Someday Mofu Set Me Free

[Anonymous No.]

>dragon zombie wife knows nothing
>fuck her awake
>"stop, arrogant human. I will have my revenge!"
>"Ahhhhh, no, I don't want to lose to cock againnnnnnn!"
Rinse and repeat every time.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>44383887
Thinkin' about them beans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44383825
i'm not a mofu addict i could quit anytime i want

[Anonymous No.]

Using a combination of begging, cajoling, wheedling, and prostrating to get my dark mage wife to enchant some of my clothes so I can play Tribes in real life (I am exclusively a test subject for her experiments for a full month in exchange)

[Anonymous No.]

>>44383005
>Paris, France

Isn't Lescatie already the France of MGE?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44383944
thats not a monster girl, anon. thats just a useless god from genshin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44383922
I used to do a little but the little wouldn't do it so the little got more and more

[Anonymous No.]

Big onis

[Anonymous No.]

>>44383973
yeah

[Anonymous No.]

>>44383966
>Diary of a man that married a loli fox and got more than he expected when she grew up

[Anonymous No.]

>>44383557
Holstaurs, (Pig-looking) Orcs, Hakutakus, and slimes are the monstergirls that're never going to be muscular or have any muscular appearances whatsoever. And that is a fact!

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>>44384082
i would imagine slimes could shapeshift enough to give themselves a muscly look, in lieu of actual muscle