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44465814 No.44465814 [Reply] [Original]

You wouldn't be a lolicon, would you anon? The Buddhist Hells are real in Touhou and all lolicons go to Avici.

>> No.44465851
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>>44465814
No, I love hags.
I want lonely mature woman pussy, the kind where my pelvis is in serious danger of being fractured.
Thank you for this oppertunity to explain my position.

>> No.44465869

>>44465814
Not a fan of lolis.

>> No.44465915
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>>44465814
I am. There's nothing more I want in life than to fuck a sexy little fairy.
By the way, what's "Avici"?

>> No.44465934

>>44465915
"Hell of Infinite Suffering", the worst of Buddhist Hot Hells, you get roasted for 3 quintillion years.
But hey, you might just see some hell fairies befor your eyes pop.

>> No.44465999

>>44465814
Nah, they probably go to the third circle where lewd people get tortured, they might get molten copper up their asses or whatever pedos got.

>> No.44466017

>>44465999
>circle
We're talking about buddhist hells, anon. 8 cold, 8 hot.

>> No.44466021

>>44465915
he's that dubstep guy who died

>> No.44466072

>>44465934
I see.
I would like to change my answer to "I like fairies in a non-sexual way."

>> No.44466073

>>44466017
you mean jigoku is comprised of sixteen places? why such complexity?

>> No.44466079

>>44466073
Hindu autism

>> No.44466100

>>44466017
Sorry third hot hell I meant.

>> No.44466134

>>44466100
So, getting stoned by hot rocks for 103 trillion years? Harsh

>> No.44466282

What about making a hag dress like a loli?
Kasen in a randoseru?

>> No.44466381

>>44466282
Seconding this, what about loli that isn't a loli e.g. Suwako?

>> No.44466432

>>44465814
Yes, I like childish characters.

>> No.44467509

What's with all the recent lolicon hate on /jp/? It's all hags this and hags that recently.

>> No.44467516

>>44467509
Both are good. What I really can't stand are those... things... between loli and hag.

>> No.44467737

>>44465814
I enjoy lolis but my true love are for hags. How fucked am I?

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>>44465814
Yes, I do like lolis but I vastly prefer hags.

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>>44466282
kasen is built for about three or four things
bikini picture, naked tabard, school uniform and chinese dresses
anything else is a violation

>> No.44471037

>>44470699
Kasen is NOT a lewd, sex crazed youkai! Do not treat her as such!

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>>44471037
>Kasen is not a lewd, sex crazed youkai YET.
ftfy, I'll be the one to reawaken the instincts of an oni, right after I become a hermit so I can survive the aftermath.

>> No.44471238

>>44471123
sauce?

>> No.44471275

>>44471123
It's a flawless plan really, ask to become a hermit under her training after learning the art of sweets making (she is now powerless before your requests). Have her train your body to overcome your humanity, seduce her as now you are iron in will and purpose, ???, profit.

>> No.44471301

>>44471275
or just drug then rape her

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>>44471238
Kasen-chan to H na Shugyou Shite Minai?
Circle is Rocket Chousashitsu, Artist is Koza.
>>44471275
That "???" would be to increase the half-oni population of Gensokyo by at least one or two orders of magnitude. Otherwise the biggest risk is flipping her switch too early and having to have a very awkward conversation with the Yama.

>> No.44471395

>>44471331
My headcanon is that oni genes are so dominant that even half-breeds are almost as pure blooded as full onis. Kind of like viltrumites in Invincible.

>> No.44471429

That artist's art is really ugly

>> No.44471474

>>44471301
>just drug a hermit and oni
You read one too many doujn I think, plus the animals would narc on you

>> No.44471541

>>44471474
Reverse psychology. Kasen would get angry that he had the audacity to try to drug her and correction rape him.

>> No.44472458

>>44466021
Came here to make this joke

>> No.44472523

>>44465814
I like this guy's art for a westabrapper

That being said, Eiki should be flat

>> No.44472602
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>>44466282
Withholding Kasen's donut supply unless she puts on a school uniform and calls you Sensei.
Hiding all the cake in Gensokyo until Kasen puts on a lewd cosplay outfit and does embarrassing anime dances for you.
Making Kasen dress up like a goth loli when you go out to a restaurant.

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Lily's sweet refreshing pee!

>> No.44472930

>>44472602
I didn't know I needed gothic lolita Kasen in my life until now.

>> No.44473071

>>44472855
Would it taste like peaches

>> No.44473089

>>44473071
It tastes like ammonia and you’ll get a sore throat if you drank it

>> No.44473093

>>44473089
Shut the fuck up you stupid retard

>> No.44473099

>>44473093
Sounds like someone got a sore throat

>> No.44473125

>>44473071
You're thinking of Tenshi.

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>>44465814
A lolicon, me? No way, I prefer mature women...

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>>44472523
>I like this guy's art
Same, it's a good imitation of the helltaker guy's artstyle.

>> No.44473398

>>44473199
Holy shit I want Suwako to throatfuck me with that tongue.

>> No.44474310

its ok, all lolihus are older than they seem
except cirno, she'll never stop being a child

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>>44474310
Cirno is a distinguished 60 year old lady.

>> No.44474438

>>44474413
She's far older than that. She recognized that the flowering incident happens on a 60-year *cycle*, so she must've seen it more than once.

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>>44465814
A lolicon? A legend.

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>>44465814
How could I resist THIS?

>> No.44479649

>>44465814
The most hilariously ironic fate for a lolicon prior to being sent to Avici by Eiki while alive would be sentenced to death and the method of execution to 'play' with Flandre. For an early few moments they think far from being sentenced to death they've gone to paradise, being locked in a basement with a cute loli. But then Flan starts molesting his 'eye' in the palm of her hand exploding bones and body parts for her entertainment making the funny man flail around and make funny noises while bones and other body parts explode internally before expiring or being finished off with a fatal wound. The lolicon goes to Eiki to be further condemned and the physical remains are collected up by Sakuya to prepare food.

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>>44479649
hello I volunteer

>> No.44480603

>>44465814
Buddhism: Reality is an illusion. You don't exist. You have to escape samsara.

Also Buddhism: if you don't escape samsara you will go to hell.

Huh?

>> No.44481361

>>44480603
It's hard to motivate some people unless you threaten them with torture.

>> No.44481407

We lolicons go straight to lolicon heaven where we are eternally caressed by beautiful cute sexy fairies.

>> No.44483661
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>>44479649
I'm a huge lolicon. Please let me experience that punishment, Eiki.

>> No.44484592

>>44479649
too bad everyone goes to heaven when they die, no conditions :)

>> No.44485385

>>44465814
I just hope Eiki beats me with her stick before i go to hell

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>>44480603
life is a cicle. you will suffer, more or less.
how about, no suffering, at all?
only 9 billion years until enlightment, anon! keep it up!

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