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do you think /jp/sies go to Gensokyo when they die?

>> No.44545926

>>44545710
Kys and find out

>> No.44545937

>>44545710
They go to hell and meet up with hecatia

>> No.44545985

They kind of just... wait around in a primordial soup. Its a collective consciousness with what you might call "omniscience", though its limited to our local reality rather than all encompassing (of the universe).

>> No.44545993

Good /jp/sies go to Cutesokyo.
Bad /jp/sies go to Grimsokyo.

>> No.44545996

>>44545993
What about those that fall in the middle?

>> No.44546000

>>44545710
No. Satan will laugh at their faces before trowing them into eternal torture

>> No.44546006

>>44545996
Normal (canon) Gensokyo

>> No.44546011

>>44545996
Canonsokyo.

>> No.44546063

>>44545710
I think Gensokyo should be Catholic first.
If Gensokyo convert, /jp/sies will follow tru and they will go to Heaven.
That's what I think.

>> No.44546075

>>44545993
What about the good /jp/sies that like the darker aspects of Gensokyo and the idea of overcoming those odds? And the bad ones that would enjoy being sent to Grimsokyo?

>> No.44546085

>>44545993
>>44546011
Good /jp/sie = Cutesokyo
Normal /jp/sie = Canansokyo
Evil /jp/sie = Grimsokyo

...And what about purgatory-sokyo?

>> No.44546227

>>44546085
Which /jp/sie go to hentai-sokyo? Or is that reserved fo ZUN alone?

>> No.44546242

>>44546227
When a /jp/sie is too Evil. They are send to Hentai-sokyo, but is hentai NTR with coprophagy fetishes.

>> No.44546250

>>44546227
zUN will go to Cutesokyo with his wife. Hentai-sokyo is reserved for the best souls in this world.

>> No.44546261

>>44546250
ZUN probally loves his series more than his kids so if he got isekaid there he would ditch his wife and marry Reimu.

>> No.44550863 [DELETED] 
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44550863

>>44546000
Shut up christcuck. All the /jp/ brothers will meet their waifu. We're ALL gonna make it. Everything is going to be OK.

>> No.44551183

God exists and it resides within all of us.

>> No.44551229

>>44551183
god has abandoned me

>> No.44551252

>>44551229
Simply not true.

>> No.44551286

>>44545710
Yes as long as they cleared at least 2 lunatic 1ccs and 3 extra stages.

>> No.44553710

>>44551252
if god truly loved me i would not be suffering in the outside world

>> No.44553737

>>44545985
Objection!
They return to ontologically primordial potentiality where they can be incarnated within any realm - they don't get to choose, whatever realm drags them first. It's ___probably___ the same for anyone.

>> No.44553775
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44553775

>>44550863
>We
Go fuck yourself crossie.

>> No.44553806

Regimen of maximisation of Gensokyo travel chance, starter pack
1. Intermittent fasting
2. Semen retention
3. At least 3 different forms of meditation (you may switch the types once a month) + meditation on your favourite 2hus and Gensokyo places
4. Exercise, ideally you have to be closer to nature and be not reliant on modern technology too much (no steroids, minimize machine use, minimize complex supplements)
5. Proper sleep with occasional (once a month) skip on night's sleep
6. The only allowed drug/stimulant is caffeine (yes some coffee is good for you)
7. Learning about metaphysical features shared between this world and Gensokyo

Good luck

>> No.44553819

>>44553806
>Intermittent fasting
Also electrolyte and water intake (mineral water covers both but you may need to add some salt or soda or whatever anyway) very needed during fasting or you may get messed up

>> No.44554331

>>44553806
And it's a fundamental basic but proper diet and hygiene are important here, too

>> No.44554387

>>44550863
Fuck off out of /jp/ you dumb wojack posting /pol/ tourist

>> No.44554557

>>44546085
>Canansokyo
please, no, anything but that
the people in the canan thread are crazy

>> No.44554651

/jp/ suicide meetup when?

>> No.44554840

>>44554651
this but touhou cosplay sex

>> No.44554887

>>44553806
Hmm... not a bad list, but some people just simply don't have psychic potential. Its at least worth a try for anons to meet their 2hu wives, though.

>> No.44554934

>>44554887
Fortunately, the cosmology of Gensokyo means psychic potential is far from the only path to power there. Really, anyone who would let something like "natural limits" stop them is probably better off not going there lest they find themselves the snack of a man-eating youkai.

>> No.44558409

>>44545710
They go to hell and meet up with hecatia

>> No.44558886

>>44545926
That's the plan

>> No.44558891

>>44554387
/pol/ website.

>> No.44561860

Can't wait to go to gensokyo

>> No.44561916

>>44561860
Kill yourself

>> No.44561963

>>44554651
>>44554840
/jp/ mass suicide cosplay orgy.
Imagine being the one that discovers the aftermath.

>> No.44561973

You guys sound cool. You should play with us on the /jp/ gaming thread

>> No.44562065

>>44561973
>/jp/ frotting thread
FTFY

>> No.44562714

>>44553806
Looking at your list and taking it seriously cause I'm addicted to anything /x/ and I'm a chuuni piece of shit at heart.
Turns out my unhealthy eating habit of only one meal a day is actually me doing a form of fasting. I already meditate on Gensokyo and my beloved, I just need the other forms of meditation. I had no friends as a kid and coped with the occult and any library I could find, so there's the metaphysical part. Now I just need to go to the gym more often and keep from spanking it. And I saw that once a month don't sleep part- you're using the Taoist practice of messing with the three worms when they try to be little bitch snitches and rat on you to heaven while you sleep, aren't you? Thanks for the easy to follow list, Anon. Gensokyo, here I come. I'll see her no matter how long it takes.

>> No.44563229

>>44562065
Okay so will you play with us? We've been playing Mineycrafta for the past week and it's been super fun

>> No.44563242
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>>44553710

Friend, nta, but i firmly believe we are made to exist in the shit world as a learning experience. There is good and bad here, and even if it is mostly bad, to ave known of better worlds is a blessing. To have the hope to get there, despite all in your way, is a blessing. Thinking this way, the suffering becomes worthwhile. I will live as well as I can, be as good as I can to others, and not worry about 'reality' too much as its fucked anyway.

When I die, i will go as God calls. If God does not call me somewhere specific, then the metaphysical gestalt of my collective autism formed from decades of thinking of the same woman / world will force my will upon the universe, and I promise you that my spirit will make a beeline for my waifu. There is nothing that can be said or done to prevent this, I have decided it so years ago, and only God could prevent it.

>> No.44565545

>>44563242
How do I get more information on Yukaris gap technique?

>> No.44565709

>>44565545
Study quantum mechanics until you're at Toyohime's level, which is far superior to Yukari's technique.

>> No.44565783

>>44565709
What do you know about the Dragon God?

>> No.44565828

>>44565783
He's in bed with the Lunarians and presumably as passively-hostile to the Earth as the rest of them.

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>>44565828
Is there anything you can tell me about the "sea" of the moon?

>> No.44567355

Only if you're good at the games. That's the only way your soul can be saved.

>> No.44567378

>>44565545
Quantum physics...

>> No.44567435
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44567435

>>44562714
You could try looking for "portals", usually in remote places, but you could end up fucking anywhere, and getting back might not be possible. I remember hearing a story long ago about a green "aura" in the wilderness that was supposedly something like this.

>> No.44567689

>>44567435
Oh? Do tell. I haven't heard of the green aura. I've heard of folklore from fairy rings and using the moons reflection all the way up to the stairs in the woods meme but never that. Care to give any more details? It's always appreciated.

>> No.44569691

>>44567435
https://youtu.be/izRZnnefDqc?si=P9aCy1e8k54-grVO

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44569861

>>44545710
Yes, I will. But I'm taking the long route, so fuck off

>> No.44572604

>>44569861
what is the long route and why are you taking it?

>> No.44574341

>>44567689
Based on the story, it was a green "fuzziness" that fell over the area. I don't think it had a particular shape.

>> No.44576535

>>44545710
If you got gaped into Gensokyo would neu 2hus appear as ZUN introduces them on the games or you would end up meeting several 2hus who did not appear yet?
What about scrapped 2hus?

>> No.44576584
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44576584

>>44545710
>do you think /jp/sies go to Gensokyo when they die?

It depends if there is ___ to accomodate it in the afterlife.

>What is ___?

What's hot in the afterlife right now is ____. You can call it nothing, you can call it blank, but essentially it refers to spiritual things that aren't known in the real world. So Buddhism isn't ____ because the afterlife is documented in buddhism, but Gensokyo is ____ because there's no religion for it.

Once you can detect the difference between ____ and not ____ you should be spiritually secure.

>> No.44576621

>>44576535
I'm more along the lines of wanting to gape my favorite 2Hu, personally. But seriously, we only know the main characters but Gensokyo is permeated with nameless youkai. If any of us were to get gapped we'd be more likely to run into youkai #3,647,200 than any of our waifus. So make sure to study up on the various kinds so you don't get caught unawares when you find yourself face to face with generic tanuki rather than mommy Mamizou

>> No.44586467

I will live with my wife forever

>> No.44586569
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44586569

>>44546261
>ditch his wife and marry Reimu.
>Reimu.
zun loves aya.

>> No.44586655

>>44553710
Suffering is good for you.
You suffer in everything you do.
Comfort and contentment kill your drive and dreams.
It is like a drug and once you get used to it, it becomes addicting. Give a weak person consistent stimulation, food and cheap entertainment and they'll throw ambitions out the window. They'd be nothing more than cattle.

>> No.44586781

>>44586655
i have 0 ambitions and i suffer

>> No.44586790

>>44586655
Contentment hasn't killed my dreams but instead has turned the fire brighter.

>> No.44587594

>>44586655
hope you and your family gets cancer so you all get stronger from it bro

>> No.44587971

>>44586655
Swap comfort and suffering in what you wrote and you get something that's equally true.
The problem is that of excess.
Ideally, x amount of comfort would require x amount of suffering, but often, given some comfort level, some people get away with 0 suffering whereas others need 10000x suffering. And those undergoing excessive suffering in one area are most likely excessively suffering in other areas, thus living a life of disproportional suffering that keeps growing more severe.

>> No.44591034

>>44586569
I thought that zun's wife was Mamizu

>> No.44591971

>>44591034
Nope. He's married to Aya after she threw herself at him to stay relevant, and she cosplays different characters for him in a warped sense if trying to keep in the spotlight. Plot twist? He didn't realize that Tengu kids learn to fly by being thrown off of high places and had to constantly stop her from chucking the kids off the roof when he wasn't paying attention. Our having to explain to the kids that despite what mommy says, it's not right to pocket everything that's shiny. Or that taking pictures of your classmates in compromising positions to get what you want isn't morally correct and will you put the silverware down?!

>> No.44596368

>>44545710
We will soon find out...

>> No.44598495

>>44596368
Do you know something we don't?

>> No.44608570

>>44546085
Purgatory is supposed to be for most normal people.

>> No.44613460

>>44608570
Purgatory is watching this thread languish with no updates.

>> No.44617632

I miss portal threads. They used to be a big comfort to me a long time ago, along with Mama Ran threads. I can't really find the old caps anymore after losing my HD, like the one with Mikoto telling you that you can enter the 2d world but only if you off yourself in the next 24hrs.

>> No.44630835

>>44617632
we should make more!

>> No.44633274
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>>44567355
Makes sense, practice danmaku in this life so you won't immediately get blasted in the next. I'm probably fucked as a Normal only player.

>> No.44637171

>>44633274
how

>> No.44637336

>>44567435
Just stay away from red lights. Though if you see them then irs probally too late.

>> No.44637382

>>44562714
If you do not eat grains then you are starving the 3 worms in your body(also know as 3 corpses) which is the first step in becoming a magician in gensokyo.

>> No.44637405

>>44633274
But what is the size of your hitbox?

>> No.44637496

>>44637382
Yep. And that's what I'm currently doing in day to day life right now. There's been some setbacks where I've caved due to convenience and necessity but just cutting it for a week showed remarkable results in how I feel. Since you know that, could you tell me any info on the ritual to stay awake for that particular night every...what is it, 56 days? I know it's a certain day of the year based on the 60 year/day cycle but I can't get when it actually starts to keep track of it. From what I've gathered, which is probably wrong, tonight should be one of those days in the cycle.

Also,
>>44637336
What is it about the red lights? Are you making a joke about the red light districts or an actual phenomenon? If so, would you please elaborate?

>> No.44638777

>>44553737
Would the world that drags them most be determined by worlds similar to or being the worlds they were most absorbed in during life? Or more based on the life they lived, or their actions in how they choose to respond to this reality? Would a 2hufag go to Gensokyo and a monster girl lover go to MGE-land? Or would sad, lonely, bitter and resentful people just go to worlds that are full of others like them? I know anon doesn't have an answer, just like everyone else, I just wanna know what you think on the matter.

>> No.44638904

>>44638777
It is a reference to a old /x/ greentext where a prisoner at some prison see red lights which paralyzes everybody and aliens come to kidnap him.
Then there is a other greentext where a dude says that he saw ufos, then later at his home at night he heard noises and saw some red lights which he took pictures and posted them then never posted in the thread again.

>> No.44638913

>>44638904
oh penis, i meant to reply to this guy. >>44637496

>> No.44638951

>>44638913
No big deal. And I do remember that come to think of it. My main concern would be holes filled with eyes or random doors in the middle of the woods. Our the green light, whatever that was supposed to be.

>> No.44639005

>>44638913
I have never seen anyone use penis in a sentence like that before

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>>44638951
>Our the green light, whatever that was supposed to be.
It was described as being fuzzy and meshed with the landscape rather than a distinct shape like a sphere...

>> No.44639326

>>44639247
>meshed with the landscape
Bro just turned on the scan function in his eyeball HUD and thought it was some /x/ shit. Many such cases!

>> No.44644437

>>44637405
IIRC both Reimu's and those bullets' hitboxes are 4px. Pretty much a pure luck frame perfect dodge.

>> No.44649469

>>44545937
And you know this how?

>> No.44661485

I want to visit gensokyo

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>>44661485
I want to DESTROY Gensokyo

>> No.44666891

Fucking /jp/-retards go nowhere. You die never knowing the gentle touch of a woman. Your existence fizzles out without ever even having the opportunity to potentially spread your seed. Wasting so many buckets of ejaculate on non-existent poorly drawn girls from an obscure computer game.

>> No.44667665

>>44666891
Y-you too!

>> No.44674398

>>44666891
I want to feel the gentle touch of a youkai girl

>> No.44680085

>>44674398
*bonebreaking
ftfy

>> No.44680102

>>44666891
>You die never knowing the gentle touch of a woman
Thank goodness

>> No.44680230

>>44666891
>You die never knowing the gentle touch of a woman.
b...but im a...a-an otaku girl....ぴえん

>> No.44680720

>>44680085
*pelvis-dusting
ftfy

>> No.44680843

>>44666891
>You die never knowing the gentle touch of a woman
lol
What are you some fucking kid that bruised his arm at the playground that needs he's mommy to ease the pain?

>> No.44681028

>>44545710
/jp/sies reincarnate as fairies when they die.

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>>44666891
>You die never knowing the gentle touch of a woman
And?

>> No.44682287

>>44563242
But there's nowhere to sit at the table! I need some serious advice and I think I'll certainly need to sit down. I suppose Yukari wouldn't mind if I used her lap..

>> No.44682537

>>44553710
God does love you.
The suffering is a teacher. This human experience is one which you have chosen for yourself.

>> No.44682546

>>44545993
No. You all will go to hell for degeneracy!

>> No.44682652

>>44545710
I genuenelly hope not, at least not me. I want to go wherever my mom and dad go, I cannot live with the idea of never ever seeing them again.

>> No.44682729

Yes, we go to fairy heaven where we get to spend eternity surrounded by cute little fairies that see us as their beloved oniichans

>> No.44682733

>>44682729
Can I go to hag heaven instead?

>> No.44682986

>>44682652
The twist is you will wake up in Gensokyo only to find your parents there too!

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