Touhou Parodies, Versions and Crossovers

[Anonymous No.]

I love to write autistic alternate stories and versions for everything, making them Touhou-like:

>Resident Evil 3: With Alice as Jill Valentine, Carlos as Patchoul.

>Resident Evil 3: With Shou as Leon, Ashley as Nazrin and Saddler as Byakuren.

>Reisent Touhou 5. With Marisa as Chris, Alice as Sheva and Eirin as Wesker. And instead of Africa, the moon.

>Neet-life 2. With Eirin as gordon Freeman and Gman as Yukari.

>Team Fortress 2: With Heavy as Okuu and the Spy as Mamizou.

>World War 2: With Yuuka as Hitler, Stalin as Shinki, Reimu and Marisa as USA and Britain, Joseph Mengele as Eirin and Joseph Goebbels is Miko, Heinrich Himmler as Medicne Melancholy and Truman as Yukari.

This is what I think things would be if they were Touhou. I want to Touhou-remake the whole world and you /jp/?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44548505
Why do you insist on making garbage threads?

[Anonymous No.]

Metal Gear 2hu: Punished Snake is dropped into Gensokyo via a wormhole and needs to kill off all the sages in order to destroy it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44548543
>punished snake
Nice, I would play it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44548541
Silence American Cunt, your joke against Vietnam and me is getting old

[Anonymous No.]

>>44548543
>Punished Snake
>Snake
anon, i...
also already has various parodies with better plot

[Anonymous No.]

>>44548612
NTA, but you really are annoying, and you're kinda not anonymous because of your posting style. Everyone can tell it's you every time you post, pretty much.
Please lurk more before posting, like a couple extra months. Learn better English and stop falling for every troll attempt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44548769
>Everyone can tell it's you every time you post, pretty much.
Right here I can see you are just trolling me

>NTA, but you really are annoying
t. "I will insult this guy in a pretty xenophobic way just because I can't tell him what's the problem I have with him"

American cunt

[Anonymous No.]

>>44548842
You keep saying that. Exactly what I meant, that's both identifying yourself and it's just plain annoying. And your entire post is just the type of trash that's not welcome here. Lurk more. Or just go back to whatever board you came from, please.
I'm not an American, by the way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44548874
The american obsession is telling, isn't it?
He does seem like a /bant/ or /int/ reject.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44548505
For me its thinking what would be the more fitting touhou character to remplace each important Dead Rising important characters and bosses.
I kinda want to mod the games to fit my autistic thoughts but I'm too lazy to commit to it. That and I know I won't be satisfied with just having the basic character models being changed for the playable character without all the clothing pieces also working on it, but like I said too lazy to find models or made them to fit this one idea of mine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44548505
Why do you insist on making garbage threads?