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Anonymous Sat Oct 7 23:03:44 2023 No.44869682 [Reply] [Original]

I met this strange lady at the park and she invited me over to have tea together. She was nice at first, but then she started making weird comments about my appearance and asked me to stay for the night. She said she wants to keep me like a precious treasure and started calling me a sweet little boy. She's at least 6 inches taller than me and she's been creeping me out a lot. I want to go back to my parents but she just won't let me go home. I have a bad feeling about this, please help me anons.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 7 23:10:53 2023 No.44869754 >>44869682 Shit man, you're gonna get baked into a pie.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 7 23:12:06 2023 No.44869763 File: 76 KB, 586x402, 1645098860275.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] rest in pie anon

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 7 23:13:26 2023 No.44869785 File: 350 KB, 800x900, 1685661281379644.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] If her blonde friend asks you if you'd like some pie, DO NOT SAY YES.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 7 23:16:56 2023 No.44869837 File: 223 KB, 692x620, yuuka kick.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44869682 RIP your balls.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 7 23:21:53 2023 No.44869869 File: 152 KB, 416x624, 9656105378.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44869682 Stare at her tits

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 01:28:44 2023 No.44870671 >>44869837 Yuuka-san kicking me in the balls is a dream come true!

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 01:31:28 2023 No.44870684 >>44870671 What if she bakes your balls into a pie and feeds it to you?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 01:33:17 2023 No.44870693 >>44869682 Tell her you have some delicate flowers back home that you have to take care of right now or they will perish, and that you will come back tomorrow

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 01:34:51 2023 No.44870698 This reminds me of that one green text where anon is minding his business in The Human Village and then Yukka comes in and just nonchalantly picks him up to take back to her place his groceries Anyone have that?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 09:40:20 2023 No.44872780 >>44869682 Shit man, you're gonna get baked into a pie.

Anonymous Sun Oct 8 09:50:28 2023 No.44872802
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>>44869682
Lol, what an idiot, managing to just walk into a youkai's trap! You'd have to be an utter moron for that to happen!

Now me? I was lucky, I found this nice tall lady in blue who saw me heading up the youkai mountain to the Moriya Shrine. She tipped me off that the ropeway was getting more fragile, especially at night, and the tengu were getting more bold. She then offered me a personal guided and protected path down the mountain when I leave the shrine! She even gave me nice compliments about how young I looked, and how soft my skin is!

Start taking precautions like me, learn information, and you'll be able to stay out of a cruel youkai's grasp!

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 14:33:14 2023 No.44875122 File: 2.51 MB, 2059x2880, 99776536_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44872802 And what happened next?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 15:57:39 2023 No.44875913 >>44875122 Nothing happened. Anon got to his home safely and that was the end of the story. You should be like that Anon too.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 16:03:34 2023 No.44875954 File: 179 KB, 796x2047, F75w__XbMAAMOAv.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44875913 I would definitely be disappointed if I got to Gensokyo and the rumors about tengus rapers were greatly exaggerated.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 16:12:11 2023 No.44876023 Remember, say NO to youkai.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 16:17:25 2023 No.44876056 Remember, say NO to youkai. It turns them on even more.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 9 06:03:05 2023 No.44882019 >>44876023 What if I want to say yes?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 9 16:24:09 2023 No.44886224 >>44882019 No!

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 9 16:28:13 2023 No.44886244 >>44882019 then see >>44876056 remember, tengu wives are happiest when they think you're still trying to resist them

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 9 16:58:50 2023 No.44886444 >>44875122 Megumu woke up, having wet the sheets from excitement before she even reached the sex part of her dream once again. She's starting to believe it's some kind of baku scheme at this point.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 9 17:31:01 2023 No.44886708 File: 158 KB, 450x600, pie.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44869682 It has been two days. Did your balls get turned into flower pies?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 9 17:39:32 2023 No.44886758 Don't risk your life for Youkai pussy

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 9 17:39:48 2023 No.44886759 File: 279 KB, 650x800, 1682422206781.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44886708 why do you levy such horrible slander against Yuuka she is a loving wife and nurturing mother, not this monster you make her out to be

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 10 05:37:31 2023 No.44890721 >>44886444 This is slander and Megumu would never fall for such Baku schemes or have lewd lonely dreams!

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 10 05:54:34 2023 No.44890800 >>44890721 tell us the truth megumu. what did you do to anon? he should have been back at his home days ago

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 10 05:59:16 2023 No.44890812 >>44869837 this would be incredible

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 10 06:06:37 2023 No.44890849 >>44890721 Anon, you can read all about it in the Bunbunmaru. Publishing her boss' private journals was a bold move, but it sure managed to get Aya to win the annual tengu newspaper competition.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 10 07:17:55 2023 No.44891113 File: 628 KB, 1003x1417, 1579950871912.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44890849 So Aya ended up in a chicken pie after all? Oh well, at least she was probably tasty.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 10 17:44:26 2023 No.44896607 File: 731 KB, 900x1200, 29515725875876.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I guess we will never know what happened to anon. She does know how to cook so at least he won't starve if she doesn't try to feed anon his own limbs

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 10 20:00:04 2023 No.44897549 What the hell is with this Sweeney Todd-tier turning people into pies stuff? There’s no way I’d let these supernatural and attractive evil women turn me into some baked goods!

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 10 20:52:30 2023 No.44897856 >>44891113 Megumu may have taken Aya's life, but she will never be able to recover her dignity.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 10 22:56:44 2023 No.44898443 >>44870698 Is not a green text, but I think this is the story. >>/jp/thread/43597932#p43658764

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 12 01:46:37 2023 No.44908533 >>44869682 I offer to her my testicles

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 12 10:57:34 2023 No.44911287 >>44869682 No! Please don't take my virginity!

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 12 22:46:19 2023 No.44916599 >>44911287 Youkai don't steal virginities. You can't steal something you have rightful ownership of.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 12 23:19:33 2023 No.44916744 >>44869837 greatest footjob ever

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 13 00:09:45 2023 No.44916953 Stupid sunflowers! I hate them! I kick them over because they can't fight back!

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 13 00:32:30 2023 No.44917069 File: 621 KB, 1000x1300, 17576823465.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44916953 Be careful anon. You don't want Yuuka to step on you for ruining her flowers Or do you?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 13 20:52:46 2023 No.44926098 File: 117 KB, 600x835, __kazami_yuuka_touhou_drawn_by_kuraryu__8f190137e39804d743982083fc9b65f4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Saving mom's (wife's) thread.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 14 01:28:35 2023 No.44927715 >>44916599 Lies! I own my virginity! Tengu propaganda will not deceive me!

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 14 01:35:51 2023 No.44927754 >>44927715 Amen brother, our virginities belong to us and not for youkai

Anonymous Sat Oct 14 01:37:33 2023 No.44927766

>>44927754
Yes, my fellow brother. I would never do something as disgusting as waste my virginity on some filthy non-human when the village is full of nice girls like Akyuu. I think I will go encourage all my fellow penis havers to try dating her before putting it somewhere it doesn't belong.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 14 01:50:33 2023 No.44927861 >>44927766 Exaclty, only females humans had the capacity of love. Youkai just rape inoccents to increase their kind. Truly horrendous creatures

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 14 14:28:51 2023 No.44933017 File: 91 KB, 471x571, 1471208140084.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44927861 >only females humans had the capacity of love Why is a human woman posting here?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 14 18:16:15 2023 No.44934712 File: 1.23 MB, 2541x1764, Yuuka 2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44917069 H-Haha

Anonymous Sat Oct 14 18:20:28 2023 No.44934736
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>>44869682
Yuuka-chan grabbing me, throwing me on her bed and violently relieve her sexual frustration by using me..

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 15 04:10:38 2023 No.44937882 >>44927715 >>44927754 >>44927766 >>44927861 Stop samefagging Akyuu

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 15 20:45:04 2023 No.44945986 >>44916744 I don't think your dick can function properly after that footjob

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 16 01:38:50 2023 No.44947968 >>44869682 I met a strange lady She made me nervous She took me in and made me breakfast Do you come from a land down under?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 16 01:41:58 2023 No.44947995 >>44947968 Where women glow and men plunder?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 16 01:50:49 2023 No.44948066 >>44945986 That's why I said what I said, because anything after that just won't feel as great as her's.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 16 01:54:13 2023 No.44948104 >>44947968 I wasn't the only one, huh.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 16 01:55:22 2023 No.44948115 Stealing sunflowers from Yuuka-san's garden!

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 16 01:58:41 2023 No.44948146 >>44869682 underage b&

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 16 02:16:59 2023 No.44948285 File: 2.95 MB, 2166x2078, yuuka shotgun.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44948115 Yuuka is giving you a final warning to stay off her sunflower fields

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 16 02:22:33 2023 No.44948323 >>44948285 I..I'll behave...

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 16 14:18:23 2023 No.44952878 File: 1.65 MB, 1600x1600, 112469226_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] HAPPINESS FOR EVERYBODY, FREE, AND NO ONE WILL GO AWAY UNSATISFIED!

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 16 15:48:21 2023 No.44953644 File: 80 KB, 1237x726, 5fba6925bb.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44952878 Happy Day

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 16 17:55:44 2023 No.44954460 >>44952878 I'm going to steal a Yuuka from the Garden of the Yuukas!

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 16 18:46:29 2023 No.44954831 File: 3.85 MB, 1700x2600, 59723911_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44954460 I want to get stolen by Yuuka instead. She wouldn't even have to get the whole thing since she already has my heart.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 16 18:52:44 2023 No.44954876 File: 39 KB, 447x344, 98mu concern.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44882019 You'll die, anon. If you aren't a magician or on track to becoming one, stay in the human village.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 16 18:58:05 2023 No.44954920 File: 757 KB, 1166x1127, youkussy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44954876 This image continues to stay relevant.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 16 19:10:13 2023 No.44954989 >>44948285 It's still okay to steal the sunflower 𝘧𝘢𝘪𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘴 from the garden, right?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 16 19:43:51 2023 No.44955176 File: 704 KB, 2388x1668, 35460457.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44954989 If she doesn't notice maybe. However if you also take the bug she will show up at your front door

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 16 19:45:37 2023 No.44955186 >>44955176 To thank me for getting rid of a pest, right?

Anonymous Mon Oct 16 19:47:06 2023 No.44955196
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>>44955176
... And thank you dearly for getting rid of that stupid insect that keeps buzzing around and annoying her.
Remember: Bugs are nobody's friend! Least of all flowers'!
Unless they're bees. But there aren't any bee youkai, and the normal ones do a good job as is.
Wriggle is just a cockroach that needs to be reminded how useless she is.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 16 21:04:01 2023 No.44955734 >>44954876 shut up you broke-ass barefooted miko you just simply don't get it!

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 00:26:41 2023 No.44956816 File: 347 KB, 2048x2045, headpat.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Yuuka does not want me to stop giving her head pats. Every time I try to move away she grips on my wrist harder.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 00:45:22 2023 No.44956916 >>44956816 How long has this flower youkai been making you headpat her?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 00:52:07 2023 No.44956953 File: 780 KB, 859x935, 241257.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44956916 It has been three hours. I don't think I could make it out alive if I try to run away not that I want to run away

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 01:05:55 2023 No.44957009 >>44956953 Well anon, I hope she’s at least thoughtful and or nice enough to let you go home at some point since you can’t realistically headpat the Yuuka forever. You have to eat, sleep, or drink at some point.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 14:13:07 2023 No.44962234 >>44956953 >Yuuka's face when I tell her "not tonight honey, my hips are hurting"

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 14:16:19 2023 No.44962287 >>44956816 Look at those pointy canines, I want to lick them. How do you think she'd react if I sucked on her tongue?

Anonymous Tue Oct 17 14:20:20 2023 No.44962340

>>44962287
She'd slowly grab your head, bring it close to her's to where both your foreheads are touching, and just keep staring deep into your eyes as you suck on her tongue.
But you also know that some how, she's indirectly telling you of when it would be her turn to suck on your's. Or not; after all she is merely toying with you.
Or is she?

Anonymous Tue Oct 17 15:19:07 2023 No.44962881
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Any who would live with this crazy lady are out of their minds. Why should I give up my life over a woman who will treat me as her dog? not even with kindness, but with abuse and hate. She would never look at me as her equal, but as a pet that only exists to sate her lust!

I will jump off the boat and find myself a more fitting partner that doesn't treat me as her slave!

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 16:48:59 2023 No.44963623 >>44962881 You wouldn't be able to get near her in the first place if she treated you like that,

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 17:09:24 2023 No.44963797 File: 668 KB, 572x800, 874855767527.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44962287 >>44962340

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 17:13:49 2023 No.44963840 File: 55 KB, 581x921, yuukasuck.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44963797 Passionate babymaking with Yuukarin!

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 17:14:01 2023 No.44963843 I'll kick ALL of her sunflowers! ALL OF THEM!

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 17:31:59 2023 No.44963971 File: 2.93 MB, 960x540, yuuka baka.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 17:34:08 2023 No.44963987 File: 139 KB, 1038x859, heycirno.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44963843 Yuuka likes to play golf you know! Youkai golf! It's a little teensy bit different than normal golf however! Your head is the ball!

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 17:37:02 2023 No.44964008 File: 426 KB, 1902x1752, __kazami_yuuka_touhou_drawn_by_puchikya__8b3bc7faa0523919857edec481dfe6ed.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How extravagant would Yuuka's wedding be and how far would she go to prepare for it?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 17:43:29 2023 No.44964059 >>44963987 If it is by Yuuka, I don't mind.. I'm still kicking her sunflowers however.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 17:44:43 2023 No.44964071 >>44963971 alway rember cirno day

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 17:52:08 2023 No.44964136 >>44963971 When it zoomed in at Cirno's legds i though she was going to pee herself there.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 18:00:41 2023 No.44964207 File: 907 KB, 1010x1413, whiteyuuka.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44964008 Either an event to be rember'd till the end of days, or a simple country wedding with only the closest of her friends. Such is the duality of Yuukakind.

Anonymous Tue Oct 17 18:09:28 2023 No.44964270
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>>44964008
I reckon she'd make it a big event and ask her friends to help out. Elly as a bridesmaid, Kurumi as a flower girl and the getsus as security.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 18:41:26 2023 No.44964470 >>44963971 This actually has a really cute ending.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 19:10:09 2023 No.44964656 >>44964270 Why would she need security for? Does she fear that a drive-by might happen at her wedding?

Anonymous Tue Oct 17 19:15:20 2023 No.44964698
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>>44964656
Security from the Getsus.
I know it might seem counterintuitive, but by hiring the top troublemakers of Mugenkan as security, you can guarantee they won't cause trouble.
And also Aq and the racist miko won't be able to get through them to disrupt the wedding, so there is that too.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 19:15:36 2023 No.44964700 File: 331 KB, 1160x785, おすそわけ.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44964656 Got to keep out a certain Miko from ruining everything

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 20:03:41 2023 No.44965069 File: 266 KB, 1685x1151, 1617494424500.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44964656 >>44964698 Genge will also be in charge of securing the bar. Just don't ask her for a Cuba Libre, cause the cola she serves isn't coca.

Anonymous Tue Oct 17 20:15:25 2023 No.44965174
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>>44965069
It's safer than getting maid Alice to do it.
We don't want a repeat of the Alice juice incident.
Although I have heard that G-Cola can't be stored in packs of more than six in close proximity due to the risk of a criticality incident. Just what exactly is in that stuff...

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 20:30:36 2023 No.44965282 >>44964700 Something tells me that the bag of flowers Yuuka is holding has a ticking bomb in it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 21:29:40 2023 No.44965766 >>44964656 the gap hag will no doubt get jealous at how she's still alone

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 22:14:31 2023 No.44966037 File: 268 KB, 650x918, 38776852468.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44963971 Cirno overreacting like usual

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 22:34:35 2023 No.44966174 >>44966037 This woman is so cruel.

Anonymous Wed Oct 18 14:45:21 2023 No.44971222
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Did you ever hear the story of the Human Villager that wandered into the Garden of the Sun?

Nobody saw him for a decade until one day he suddenly appeared with ten green haired daughters.

Anonymous Wed Oct 18 15:04:02 2023 No.44971394
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>>44965174
They don't call Genge-cola "The cola from the island of stability" just cause it's often enjoyed at island resorts, y'know.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 18 15:09:23 2023 No.44971425 >>44971222 even if the 10 daughters aren't nearly as yuuka-like as their mother, I have doubts that gensokyo could handle it

Anonymous Wed Oct 18 15:13:45 2023 No.44971464
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>>44971425
They need only inherit a fraction, an infintesimal amount of their mother's autism to bring Gensokyo to it's knees and Yukari to the end of her tether.
Such is the power of extreme autism. Youkai autism.
Moe~

Anonymous Wed Oct 18 15:25:15 2023 No.44971556

>>44971222
imagine being that villager's friend, thought he died, funeral griefs and all, suddenly appeared with no scratch whatsoever with 10 daughters no less, ask him what happened during all those years, and he just began retelling the craziest love story you have ever heard in your life.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 18 15:58:46 2023 No.44971800 >>44890849 well, I hope she enjoyed the prize! because journal reporter will be her only job for another millennia!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 18 17:23:56 2023 No.44972363 >>44954920 Source?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 18 17:33:30 2023 No.44972410 File: 617 KB, 800x839, __kazami_yuuka_touhou_drawn_by_s_a_murai__65b2adbd919b88baad0c78c4056b0b27.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44971222 All Yuuka ever wanted was to raise a family with a loving husband

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 18 17:46:52 2023 No.44972489 >>44972363 (C82) [Ashima Sandou (Ashima Takumi)] Anata dake o Mitsumete vol. 2 https://e-hentai.org/g/2038968/81619de067/

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 18 17:55:14 2023 No.44972535 Yuuka is not sadistic or evil. But she is VERY possessive. Once you belong to her, you will not leave her sight. Going to the bathroom must be awkward, she will probably demand to hold it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 18 18:28:04 2023 No.44972793 >>44972535 Yuuka will let you pee in her mouth if the toilet is more than 5 steps away

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 18 19:34:24 2023 No.44973374 File: 446 KB, 764x1080, 97549755747594.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44972535 Try running away and she will pin you down. She won't kill you though even if she says she will

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 19 13:43:54 2023 No.44979606 >>44972410 The Mom Hu

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 19 14:01:00 2023 No.44979779 File: 139 KB, 600x600, 1656803304453.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44973374 >cum >cum yourself to death >impregnate me >c'mon >but you have to take responsibility h-hot

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 19 14:45:53 2023 No.44980197 File: 116 KB, 1000x900, dreamlandyuuka.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44979606 The leglock hu. You just know she can get real freaky in bed.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 19 15:14:07 2023 No.44980560 >>44980197 I want her to squeeze me until I have nothing left

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 19 15:16:09 2023 No.44980588 File: 69 KB, 800x600, 23045.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Imagine morning afters with Yuuka

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 19 15:19:40 2023 No.44980644 File: 139 KB, 850x1020, evilsadist.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44980588 You don't want to know how many people I would be willing to kill in cold blood to see this as I wake up in the morning. Genocide is just another game after all.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 19 15:29:47 2023 No.44980773 File: 499 KB, 744x1155, d2c4554b937b823b09b524eb0d45cd51[1].png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Kiss it

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 19 15:46:59 2023 No.44981029 File: 639 KB, 707x1000, __kazami_yuuka_touhou_drawn_by_ebi_193__57a68e84f5d197e467653de08b528b05.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44980773 B-but I'm not into feet, you know we could just fuck like normal, right?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 19 15:48:07 2023 No.44981047 >>44981029 It's cute that you think you have a choice

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 19 15:48:57 2023 No.44981057 >>44980773 getting lewd with yuuka! yuuka falling back on her usual bully ways since she's inexperienced! telling yuuka "no" and watching her panic as she doesn't know how to respond!

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 19 16:35:51 2023 No.44981626 File: 420 KB, 1200x807, 5275875876.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44981057 About time Yuuka gets equal treatment! She needs to experience what it is like to be pinned down

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 19 16:41:18 2023 No.44981682 >>44981626 Domination loss is great. Seeing Yuukarin's icy façade melt in an instant as you do all that lewd stuff she had resigned herself from ever having is the secret 11th wonder of the world.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 19 16:43:16 2023 No.44981701 File: 414 KB, 600x800, 2db4796aebb78c42acedb4b8f104df0c1112d9bc53a139931ac4dbcb1de4e4c5.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44981626 Way to go Anon! Tame that beast and let her know what true dominance is!

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 19 16:51:03 2023 No.44981790 File: 121 KB, 1000x1000, splish.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44981701 NO ANON DON'T MAKE YOURSELF A TARGET SHE'S STILL YUUKA GIVING HER A CHALLENGE LIKE THAT IS SUICI- oh...

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 19 19:38:02 2023 No.44983326 File: 711 KB, 600x850, nopanka.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44980588 Imagine

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 19 19:39:12 2023 No.44983340 >>44981682 >Domination loss is great. I agree. A human should try to rape Yuuka only to get pushed down and milked for all he's worth.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 19 20:01:00 2023 No.44983641 >>44983340 What human would be dumb ass enough to try to rape an ancient, powerful, sadistic youkai?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 19 20:02:41 2023 No.44983663 File: 113 KB, 850x482, smuugka.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44983641 Well, I wouldn't try and "rape" her per se, but I would definitely be down to court her against all rational thinking.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 19 20:04:01 2023 No.44983678 Hi

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 19 20:24:07 2023 No.44983891 File: 346 KB, 645x800, hello.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44983678 Hello there

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 19 22:13:48 2023 No.44984740 Are Yuukafags this desperated?

Anonymous Thu Oct 19 22:19:01 2023 No.44984777
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>>44984740
I don't care if she's a serial killer, I don't care if she's a genocidal psycopath, I don't care that she holds human life to no value, I don't CARE that she may be of questionable sanity, I. Love. Her.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 19 22:19:50 2023 No.44984785 >>44984740 All Yuukafags are mentally unwell.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 19 23:23:46 2023 No.44985253 File: 535 KB, 800x800, 2a93b7ed76d1cbafda1d39311be95e03.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44984785 I'm not disagreeing with that, yet we are drawn to her like a moth is drawn to a flame

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 19 23:26:36 2023 No.44985272 File: 1.15 MB, 700x1000, lel.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44984740 >>44984785 At least I know she will never leave me

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 19 23:32:36 2023 No.44985314 >>44984785 I'm just a bottom.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 19 23:39:41 2023 No.44985348 >>44983641 That one dude who heard of hypnosis or magic barriers or some shit like that

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 20 01:03:36 2023 No.44986084 >>44984740 I'm going to put the mother in mother nature and you can't stop me

Anonymous Fri Oct 20 09:47:20 2023 No.44989237
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>>44984785
You say this, but being able to love Yuukarin with your entire being, in full body and soul, builds an incredible character that will overcome any obstacle.
Think about it; If you were gapped into the garden right now, would you have the guts to come up to her and ask her out? If not, when? Do you not think you're good enough? Will you ever be?
A true lover of Youkai Moe will not think even once about marching up to the beauty of the twilight and telling her that he thinks she's the most gorgeous woman in all of existance. Do you believe that she'd accept the first time? Probably not, it has to be said she keeps a certain distance between herself and others. Do you give up? Do you resign yourself to a life without Flower Wife just because you got rejected once? No, you dust yourself off, tell her you'll come again tomorrow, wish her a good day and repeat as often as necessary.
You alone have the power to court the sleeping terror herself, no one else is going to do it for you!
If you allow yourself to be held back by something as little as a bad day, do you think you have what it takes to seduce the Flower Master? Of course you do!
All it takes is the mental fortitude to pick yourself back up and try, try again!
Never give up!
When day is dark, and you feel scared or frightened, always remember happy days!
Always! Go apply for that job! Go ask that girl out! Go do the things you want outta life! No one ever said it was easy, but with enough determination you! can! do it!

Anonymous Fri Oct 20 10:04:47 2023 No.44989367
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>>44989237
But Yuuka doesn't want to be flower wife, she wants to make a sunflower out of someone.

Anonymous Fri Oct 20 10:04:59 2023 No.44989369
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>>44989237
Actually, that reminds me of that guy who comissioned a bunch of art from SA and imagedumped some of them a yearish ago, is he still here?
I'm hyping myself up for something

Anonymous Fri Oct 20 10:11:26 2023 No.44989436
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>>44989367
She can do both!
If it takes a hundred years I would wait for the 'ka!
I would learn magic and become a magician with the sole purpose of extending my lifespan to keep up with her, until she finally says yes!
I don't care what it takes, if there is a will there is a way and I have all the will in the world to find a way!

Anonymous Fri Oct 20 10:20:44 2023 No.44989513
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>>44989436
I now want to become a magician so Yuuka would take me more seriously and interact with me on a more even basis. Even if I'll never be nearly as strong as she or Kurumi (once she's a fully grown vampire) is naturally, I'm pretty sure she'd see the value of having someone around who is knowledgeable on the kind of magic that you can learn from books. Kind of like how Patchouli isn't the strongest in the SDM, but is still regarded as second only to Remi in rank.

Anonymous Fri Oct 20 10:45:06 2023 No.44989653
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>>44989436
Sounds like one of those obnoxiously pushy guys. That just makes things worse.
Besides, becoming a magician is for fags.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 20 13:04:58 2023 No.44991193 File: 527 KB, 1000x1250, 1550226148291.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44989653 Magicians are not 'fags' even if they sometimes get naked and touch each other's privates as a joke.

Anonymous Fri Oct 20 13:28:59 2023 No.44991528
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>>44991193
Buncha poofters, if you ask me.

Listen, Yuuka's greatest joy in life is ruining someone's day. The only way to get with her is by not wanting her at all.
All I ever did was brush her off whenever I ran into her on my way to the sunflower field, ignoring her attempts to tease me as I continued on my quest to befriend all of Gensokyo's adorable fairies.
Eventually, she got so frustrated over my disinterest in her that she kidnapped me and raped me until I finally lost to the flower pussy and was made into her property.
By youkai law, this meant we had to get married, so now I'm stuck in her home forever, deprived from my fairy friends and forced to spend my time raising my shitty half-youkai brats (because she *keeps* pushing out more just to spite me) and listening to the Yama lecture me about how sinful I am for not loving my wife more.
It's complete misery, anon. I never wanted any of this.

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Anonymous Fri Oct 20 13:38:59 2023 No.44991678
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>>44991528
'ate makai
'ate reimu
'ate magicians (buncha poofters)
'ate tanned fairies (not raycialist, just don't like 'em)

luv yuuka
luv lotus land
luv genge cola
luv chiruno like me own daughter after she scored that belter for getsu fc

gengexit means gengexit

simple as

-Muge from the local

Anonymous Fri Oct 20 13:45:47 2023 No.44991784
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>>44989653
I mean there are other ways, I suppose that Yuuka "Genocide is just another game" Kazami might appreciate the "Kill a bunch of people to become a youkai" route. Might be a little more difficult though, and ruffling miko feathers is a bad idea.

Anonymous Fri Oct 20 14:18:45 2023 No.44992098
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>>44991784
If she wanted a big strong youkai, she would just marry an oni.
No, Yuuka just loves being a nuisance. She likes Reimu because even though Reimu kicked her ass, she clearly dreads dealing with Yuuka even now. It's that persistent antagonism in that character that makes her youkai moe.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 20 16:45:55 2023 No.44993709 File: 550 KB, 800x1200, 454175127.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Yuuka regrets her past actions and asks for your forgiveness

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 20 16:50:25 2023 No.44993783 File: 137 KB, 637x900, lock your doors.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44991678 >gengexit more like gengenter

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 20 17:03:35 2023 No.44993947 File: 83 KB, 361x368, sexoffender.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44993783 Gengecounters of the Getsu kind

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 21 11:53:27 2023 No.45003546 File: 3.41 MB, 382x367, twirl.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] A reminder that ZUN spent precious kilobytes animating Yuuka so she could do a cool spin as you play with her!

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 21 21:38:02 2023 No.45009239 File: 658 KB, 725x1024, 34ba14a043d011b5d70362c60783574e.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] If loving Youkai Moe is wrong, then dammit I don't want to be right

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 21 21:45:30 2023 No.45009300 File: 1.19 MB, 1000x1500, 1960年代後半の風見幽香.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] odd past

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 21 23:41:47 2023 No.45010301 >>45009300 Forehead kisses for Yuuka!

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 22 00:56:48 2023 No.45010882 File: 914 KB, 714x962, sepiayuuka.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45010301 French kisses for Yuuka!

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 22 01:04:14 2023 No.45010953 >>44869682 You’re fucked

Anonymous Sun Oct 22 01:14:03 2023 No.45011010
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>>45010882
>for Yuuka
you mean "from Yuuka"... even her tongue has youkai strength, anon
just a simple kiss on her cheek would be leaving yourself vulnerable.
all it would take is her wrapping her arms around you and what you thought was a simple display of your affection turns into yuuka violating every corner of your mouth with her tongue as you struggle to even budge yourself the tiniest bit out of her grip.
and let's not kid ourselves and pretend that yuuka would stop there, once she's started having her fun she's going to take you to the ground

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 22 01:15:49 2023 No.45011026 File: 1.02 MB, 1000x1000, 1960年代後半の風見幽香.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 22 02:20:06 2023 No.45011512 File: 992 KB, 1036x1449, IMG_1820.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45011010 Tongue wrestling with Yuuka!

Anonymous Sun Oct 22 13:26:18 2023 No.45016529
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>>45011010
Implying I would dislike this outcome.
I would kill to see charisma break Yuuka, the fantastically rare gem she is.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 22 17:39:47 2023 No.45018948 >>44972410 This is one of my favorite Touhou pics. Has this artist made any more pics like this?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 22 21:22:39 2023 No.45020648 File: 1.00 MB, 1000x1398, __alice_margatroid_kazami_yuuka_medicine_melancholy_elly_gengetsu_and_2_more_touhou_and_1_more_drawn_by_s_a_murai__874113569ceafa6f99fe68538bf621f7.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45018948 Same artist made this

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 22 22:35:54 2023 No.45021000 >>45020648 That artist does my favourite Elly and my favourite Muge. Actually, he's the sole reason I have any interest in Muge. ... I'm sorry, Muge.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 22 23:19:38 2023 No.45021349 >>45020648 Oh fuck that's a tiny Medicine, very cute

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 23 12:42:31 2023 No.45027986 >>44869837 >(Insert CBT joke here)

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 23 13:13:17 2023 No.45028269 File: 188 KB, 888x1024, __kana_anaberal_touhou_and_1_more_drawn_by_matsuppoi__6e19dd58164cf24cf93b8cca5743edc2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45021000 Did you know? If you mix Elly and Muge together you get Kana! Say hello to Kana!

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 23 13:49:52 2023 No.45028600 File: 151 KB, 1600x1400, __kazami_yuuka_kazami_yuuka_kana_anaberal_and_kurumi_touhou_and_1_more_drawn_by_tohoyuukarin__26ad9401c10cdc9b7093114e8b024113.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45028269 Hello Kana! Welcome to the Yuuka thread

Anonymous Mon Oct 23 14:01:39 2023 No.45028702
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>>45028600
Kana is so tiny haha. I bet she and Kurumi could switch outfits with each other and they'd fit just fine!

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 23 14:10:51 2023 No.45028781 File: 412 KB, 800x900, FvDVbKyaAAAEzmo.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Did somebody say Kurumi?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 23 14:13:26 2023 No.45028808 File: 292 KB, 960x1280, 1685126127625325.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45028781 Kurumi enjoying the Yuuka thread!

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 23 16:35:52 2023 No.45030324 File: 239 KB, 850x1201, 87965424264.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Yuukurumi

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 23 17:20:23 2023 No.45030750 File: 23 KB, 525x532, 1653371458530.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45030324 Kurumika

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 23 17:35:48 2023 No.45030882 File: 165 KB, 1206x1400, F9H4sx9a8AIKjcf.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Yuuka is showing everybody that Wriggle is actually a girl. How nice of her

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 23 17:49:30 2023 No.45030996 >>45030882 Why is Yuuka putting her arm around a castrated boy with implants?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 23 18:10:32 2023 No.45031166 File: 1.05 MB, 1000x1000, __kazami_yuuka_touhou_drawn_by_hiro_pqtks113__83f31538193d515a17f57aad1e92430a.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45030996 That's odd, this picture isn't of you in an hour.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 23 18:21:32 2023 No.45031269 >>45031166 Don't threaten me with a good time.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 23 21:28:12 2023 No.45033032 File: 1.03 MB, 878x1241, 1655227095682.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 23 21:47:54 2023 No.45033155 >>45033032 Smells like sunflowers

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 23 21:59:29 2023 No.45033225 >>45033032 sadly I think there is a fart version

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 23 21:59:53 2023 No.45033229 >>45033225 Oh god

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 23 22:00:30 2023 No.45033236 >>45033032 Imagine being at the complete and utter mercy of this giant sunflower monster lady.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 23 22:05:03 2023 No.45033260 >>45033236 No, wriggle is the small one and the Yuukarin is normal sized. Get that fetish stuff outta your head, unless it's hand-holding before marriage.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 23 22:13:06 2023 No.45033314 >>45033260 No it's toe-interlocking before marriage STOOPID

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 23 22:41:28 2023 No.45033489 File: 389 KB, 864x520, 461274654.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45033260 >>45033314 Decide already anons

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 23 22:43:06 2023 No.45033502 >>45033489 I already lubed her foot up with my saliva after worshipping it So jokes on her if she thinks she's going in dry

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 23 22:50:10 2023 No.45033547 File: 1.06 MB, 2158x3400, 71062970_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >come home from a hard day at work >enter your bedroom >see this This is literally your first time seeing Yuuka in person

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 23 22:52:54 2023 No.45033573 >>45033547 Looks like I'm gonna be a daddy after all. I don't care what the consequences are, you only get this kind of chance once.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 24 09:19:51 2023 No.45037832 >>45033547 Tell her to take a bath.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 24 13:54:21 2023 No.45040166 File: 1.40 MB, 1960x2613, sweaty yuuka.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45037832 She can't smell that bad. Her body odor must be similar to the scent of flowers and leaves.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 24 14:34:45 2023 No.45040482 >>45033547 Do a 360 and walk alway.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 24 14:42:54 2023 No.45040562 >>45040166 She could smell like old liver and rancid butter for all I care, I will inhale it all.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 24 15:01:29 2023 No.45040716 >>45033547 Kick the stranger out of my house of course.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 24 15:08:48 2023 No.45040775 File: 89 KB, 735x653, 1693188055098361.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45040716 Not before she kick you first

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 24 15:16:29 2023 No.45040826 >>45040716 Good luck with that. That would only make her more sexually aggressive and >>44973374 will happen to you

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 24 16:11:22 2023 No.45041231 File: 1.06 MB, 1204x852, __kazami_yuuka_touhou_drawn_by_kikimifukuri__17eccdbc3b804b4d0ef5b8c2dfe5a6aa.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What would bathing with Yuuka feel like?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 24 16:12:23 2023 No.45041238 File: 167 KB, 900x1300, A_tawashi.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45041231 Why is she wearing her clothes in the bath? Is she stupid?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 24 16:46:25 2023 No.45041477 File: 199 KB, 2048x1614, gKJdljUC.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Hope!

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 24 16:47:58 2023 No.45041496 >>45041231 Well, we'd have to start with the very basics like going over why you should undress before bathing or why you shouldn't drink the water, so probably pretty time consuming.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 24 16:59:44 2023 No.45041580 >>45041238 >Is she stupid? Dear god...

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 24 17:03:58 2023 No.45041606 File: 183 KB, 850x1200, IMG_1829.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45041496 The undressing part must be fun

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 24 17:55:29 2023 No.45042051 File: 1.72 MB, 1472x3882, __kazami_yuuka_and_tatara_kogasa_touhou_drawn_by_shundou_heishirou__93b306be42ddaa81564515a2ab5e1dab.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Yuuka is a cute older sister.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 24 18:09:21 2023 No.45042159 File: 181 KB, 1164x1500, chairka.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45041477 Ah, I was thinking about you at some point. I did the thing I was hyping myself up for, but it's been a while anyway.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 24 19:58:08 2023 No.45043044 >>45041580 Here lies Anon's balls It never got properly drained

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 24 21:09:33 2023 No.45043734 File: 693 KB, 2200x3100, 289441654198.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Marry Yuuka

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 24 21:12:14 2023 No.45043750 >>45043734 I already have

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 24 22:04:10 2023 No.45044098 File: 120 KB, 948x891, .jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] > Marry Yuuka into a whole flesh

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 24 22:06:50 2023 No.45044122 File: 173 KB, 850x1428, yuukastare.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45044098 Lies and slander. If Yuuka wanted someone to be dead, there would be nowt but a mist of atoms. She told me so herself!

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 24 22:13:37 2023 No.45044175 >>45044098 God i wish yuuka skinned me alive and ripped out my entrails

Anonymous Tue Oct 24 22:15:55 2023 No.45044193
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>>45044175
In canon, this is the destiny of every guest of Gensokyo who dares to leave the village of humans. https://img3.gelbooru.com//images/49/a9/49a93142a959314e749fce4bad01cc55.jpg

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 24 22:19:37 2023 No.45044225 File: 145 KB, 1124x1250, __kazami_yuuka_and_kazami_yuuka_touhou_and_2_more_drawn_by_aka_tawashi__458d3dd12e3a0b3fe6cf992bd1292a80.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45044193 Please don't do this. You have a thread for this already.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 25 02:55:00 2023 No.45046169 File: 893 KB, 1500x2333, 19424514545.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I love my wife

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 25 03:03:43 2023 No.45046224 >>44952878 What happens if i pluck that flower instead?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 25 04:38:59 2023 No.45046805 File: 40 KB, 450x487, IMG_1831.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45046224 You will make the Yuukas mad. You do not want to see the Yuukas mad

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 25 04:52:19 2023 No.45046880 >>45046224 It would be extremely painful.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 25 15:11:01 2023 No.45050431 >>45042159 I would remove that shoe and kiss her foot

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 25 19:49:49 2023 No.45052608 >>45044225 > You have a thread for this already. Where? I can't find it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 25 21:09:31 2023 No.45053430 File: 55 KB, 375x500, yuuuuka.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45046880

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 25 21:26:00 2023 No.45053566 >>45052608 The current lorefag thread is the fortuneteller one, the first two words of the op are "did he"

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 25 21:29:15 2023 No.45053594 File: 160 KB, 768x1024, e3705b8d7.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45052608 Here >>45024395

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 25 22:49:31 2023 No.45054271 >>45046880 She's a big youkai.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 25 22:51:28 2023 No.45054287 >>45033236 Imagine she made you rub her feet at that size haha

Anonymous Thu Oct 26 00:16:01 2023 No.45054838

>>45054287
Yeah that would be pretty hilarious, rubbing your small hands all over her massive soles that loom over you. It would only get funnier if Yuuka gets bored and decides to smother you between her feet and rub your little body between her soles.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 00:36:02 2023 No.45054981 Would Yuuka brag at the hag meetup about having a boyfriend or would she sit there smugly and let the other hags seethe on the inside

Anonymous Thu Oct 26 00:56:14 2023 No.45055163
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>>45054981
She probably will ask the hags if they have ever been with anyone despite knowing they all have always been alone and then boast how great the relationship is as she sits there all smug

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 01:16:01 2023 No.45055313 >>45055163 >Yuukarin smugly rubbing her pregnant belly while the rest of the hags seethe

Anonymous Thu Oct 26 01:38:29 2023 No.45055472

>>45055163
Yuuka bragging to all the other hags about how she obviously wears the pants in the relationship
Her face turning to horror and shock and she sees you approaching unexpectedly, calling out to her using a pet name
Yuuka trying to hide her embarrassment as you leave a lot tasty sandwiches for everyone and thank them for being friends with your Yuuka

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 14:43:56 2023 No.45060684 >>45054838 Anon, you can't just post things like that, I'm gonna get a boner

Anonymous Thu Oct 26 15:11:25 2023 No.45060909
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>>45060684
Yuuka needs help putting sunscreen all over her body. Every area of her soft delicate skin top to bottom. Rubbing her hips up and down, touching her soft chest and tummy. Then reaching further down to her legs. Sliding from her upper thighs to her ankles. And then finishing off with her soles as her toes start wiggling around.
Summer may be over but the days are still warm and sunny.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 15:14:22 2023 No.45060928 >>45060909 God that's hot, imagine rubbing sunscreen all over Yuuka's soft feet...

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 16:17:25 2023 No.45061372 >>45060909 >>45060928 How am I gonna do that when I'm only a few inches tall in comparison to her?!

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 16:37:34 2023 No.45061511 >>45061372 It's possible, trust me

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 20:56:12 2023 No.45063434 >>45060928 And then she rewards you with that footjob she promised earlier that morning.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 21:23:17 2023 No.45063568 >>45063434 Hell yeah...

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