Monster Girl Thread

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Weasels.

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hellwan love

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Watch out for feral wurms.

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>>44882513
I want to feed her skyline cheese coneys.

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>>44882532
big boog

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I've got the hebi jeebies

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So do we know what's going on with the RPG?

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Monsters are supposed to be under your bed not in it

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>>44882556
It's officially still under development and anything else is pure speculation
IMO it's dead and KC is just too ashamed to admit

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FUCKING FOXES! STOP GETTING IN MY FOOD!

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>>44882571
It was dead when the poll overwhelmingly voted game and he said fuck you I'm going to do neither anyway.

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>>44882558
Then why does the bogie insist in staying under mine and making puns about it?

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What we need is a phantom doing sexy stage plays versions of old boring stories

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shog is truly my best maid

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Oni make me horny.

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>>44882608
Poor cat, someone needs to heal her now.

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>>44882596
>Sex with a bogie is basically one long comedy skit

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Bogey hides under the bed till the right time to go "OOGA BOOGA!"

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I wonder what an eros pyrow would be like. It’d seem like a paradox between the classically romantic values of Eros and the friends-with-benefits attitude of pyrows.

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>>44882650
Eros Pyrow:
>hits her growth spurt even faster, especially breasts and hips
>can smell loneliness and virginity better than sharks can sense blood in the water
>skips the bully part in bully-to-friends-to-couple pipeline, might even skip the friends part
>actually if any harlot tries to bully her target, she humiliates her instead - not difficult given that she's already a sex bomb at early high school years
>just comes behind the nerd at the recess, boobhats him and whispers to him him to come over after school, her parents are out of town

Generally Pyrow, but for the more fragile/gentle boys

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>>44882618
Good muscles but need bigger boobs

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Out-cunning foxes

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>>44881213
>prom night at the local all-boys school
>the event organizers wheel in the biggest cake you've seen
>the top opens, and hundreds of succ strippers fly out and start giving the boys lap dances and private shows, at least two succs per graduate
damn, MGC school is scary

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>>44882525
What do feral wurms do all day?

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>>44882825
collect shiny rocks and other weird stuff people dropped

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>>44882847
I used to collect shiny rocks and break off flakes of fool's gold from them

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Post cows

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>>44882824
>prom night
Do people really go to these? I just stayed at home and played vidya, much better way to spend time

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>>44882943
I don't know. I didn't.

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>>44882707
What if the nerd is too tall to be boobhat'd? Will she just sit in his lap and grind her ample rear into his crotch, take his hands into hers and force him to grope her huge shortstack chest, in front of all the jealous less endowed girls, while claiming she's just being friendly to him and this is what friends do to each other?

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Everyone talks about unsealing foxes but you should consider unsealing onis too.

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>>44882943
Not so much these days. Hollywood would have you think so but that's boomers writing movies for other boomers.

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>>44882943
You would if there'd be succ strippers. Or if you wanted to propose to your hakutaku classmate during the slow dance.

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>>44882902
+1 cow

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>>44882978
>>44882999
It's just such a bizarre idea. If I liked my classmates I'd rather go party on our own and get shitfaced with no limits instead of being constrained by some semi-formal school event, and if I didn't then why the fuck would I spend time with them out of obligatory school hours.

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Reminder for all students:

Yes, the penis inspection day for male students is mandatory and any claims otherwise are harmful rumors. The only exception are students in active relationships who may undergo the inspection with their partner, but they must later show up together to confirm the relationship status.
Yes, the prom night is also mandatory and anyone failing to show up on time will be driven from their home by the security.

That is all for now, the staff of MGC high would like to wish you all a pleasant and fruitful day

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>>44882902

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>>44882825
eat
sleep
destroy Tokyo
repeat

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>>44883132
Oh no
Here goes Tokyo
Go go Wurmzilla!

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>>44883051
That's why I dropped from school and migrated to the human only country. No penis inspection just backbreaking labor and tasteless food

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>>44883319
>chose shitty life because showing pp to a hot monster woman is bad
Mandatory mindflayer correction for you

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>>44883132
Free the rock.

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>>44883583
Creepy pedofoxes

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It's hard to win an argument with a smart mg, but it's damn near impossible to win an argument with a stupid mg

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maybey fgo isn't so bad

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>>44884138
>Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.

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Do you reckon demolition jobs are highly sought after by some monsters as a rare opportunity to showcase their destructive power and might?

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>>44882707
I want an petite Eros Pyrow, though!

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your telling me manticore is an apex predator of man...?
that dork?
no way, get out of town.
I mean... her?!
shes a joke!

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>>44884340
i always expected scratchy tongue so she can efficiently bully

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>>44884340
>Mantidork gets jealous of her own tail after anon refuses to anything except pounding her tailpussy all day every day

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I deserve to be WAN'd

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I'm starting to think all those anons calling mamono dorks really just want to be corrected.

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my fellow americans
uhhhh huge fucking titty
mommy milky

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>>44884464
if you scrutinize anyone deeply enough there's generally a dork underneath

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>>44884464
DONT LET THEM KNOW YOU DUMBASS

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greater dork draconicus

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>>44882990
He attracts the attention of standing paizuri height shortstack eros pyrow who ends up "accidentally" rubbing against him way too often.
>"haha sorry, they are just so big"

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>>44884469
Slime tits must be awfully squishy.

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I'M BLEEDING, MEDIC !

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A weresheep sweater makes a monster better

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>>44882498

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>>44884500
>weresheep wool sweater
Are you FUCKING NUTS?!
Do you have any idea what will happen if the hags catch on?!

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>>44884500
weresheep straight jacket to keep them calm

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Pet the dog girl.

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>>44884503
A group of myconids in small weresheep wool sweaters would be bliss

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the largest leatherback sea turtle recorded was 305 cm
so she could be bigger than that fox

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>>44884503
I hope they do

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>>44884360
She is a challenger. Nobody can stop her.

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>>44884503
I want to see ALICE in a cute sweater and nothing else!

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Chesher in a sweater

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>hags now have a permanent stunlock
>doesnt even do damage
>cant even call for the gms
HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY

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>>44884587
I am.
Me and my nice and shaven weresheep wife are now fucking on a pile of gold.
Sheep best girl.

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>>44884587
>he didn't invest in any bind resistance
>he is unable to deal retaliation damage in a stance
It's not their problem you are weak to hags.

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>>44884623
Bind resist means jack shit when your STR gets drained to 0

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Snek in a sweater is ever so much better
A shirohebi in a frock, or apophis in a jumper
Try a bunyip in a cardigan, or echidna in a turtleneck

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>>44884623
oh sure, il just take down the tankiest build in the entire game with retaliation damage. im sure il get her down before my age meter is drained... her health bar isnt moving at all guys.

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>>44884674
maybe you didn't spam L and R hard enough

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>>44884674
You weren't doing anything with all that age anyway.

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>>44884674
The age meter going down so fast has to be a glitch or something. Just five seconds against a hag and it's already 75% drained.

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The elegant and feminine girls are the best

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Anons need to learn that being agedrained into a shota and bound inside a sweater is actually the way to defeat hags. Even better if you start crying from the frustration. It will lower their defenses and you will be able to deal massive damage without even getting out of the bind

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>>44884562
>916 kilograms
No wonder she can't get up when she falls over.

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>>44884776
attack them with what? all my skills are gone, even the basic attack option isnt there anymore.

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>>44884761
Best at getting their butts stuffed for sure

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>>44884776

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>>44884703
>ufufu I've looked into your mind and you spend your time almost the same way you did when you were a teenager
>surely you won't mind if I take a decade or two then, you won't even notice~
>I'll even take care of this pesky "work" problem you have

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>>44882498
Would a monstergirl or incubus streamer doing a reaction stream in your videos or the videos of normal not-so-popular content creators be a good thing for said content creators with little to no popularity and low subscriber counts? Is it a good thing to have popularity thanks to monstergirl and incubi streamers doing reaction and commentary streams in your videos or the videos of normal content creators?

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Gonna challenge a Lich and Gremlin to put their skills together and combine a Siren with an Automaton to make Hatsune Miku.

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>>44884500
Put Dormouse in a Weresheep blanket or sweater and she won't wake up until you pull it off

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>>44884949
cat

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i'm training again

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>>44884980

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>>44884872
>you spend your time almost the same way you did when you were a teenager
this cuts deeper than I'd like to admit

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Sleepy greetings from mouse

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>>44884955
fat

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>>44885096
The best kind.

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>>44885096
Remember that tigers can weigh up to 900lbs.

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>>44885192
and with your help they can weigh more!

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>>44884811
Especially the young members of those species

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>>44884674
Whoa. Fat.

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>>44885216
How many burgers did you feed her?

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>>44885418
at least 3.

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>>44885448
I love this image so much
Now I need one but with hebis

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>>44885096
>>44885138
No, fit good

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>>44885448
Tasty Jinko burgers

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>>44884696
>get caught by elder hag
>qte is basically an OSU! level

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ded

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>>44885531
no, not as soft and jiggly
>>44884674
Anon all I do to defeat hag is fuck them and give them genuine love and affection, they all topple, the end up joining m party but I can say that I defeated with m head held.... as high as a shota anywas

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>>44885783
>no option for breast sucking
shit game

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>>44885808
you need to armor break them to gain access to it.

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>>44885783
>those shit options
fuck these girls, I'm sticking with wurm chan

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I want Shog to absorb me

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>>44882525
>what you see when you grind the same monster for over 1000+ hours

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>>44882525
you can make them into cows that you can herd, don't you know?

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>>44882943
I went to a small private school my final year of high school so our "prom" was basically just going to a sit down restaurant after the graduation ceremony. It was actually pretty fun

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>>44885501
>All of them eyeing each other suspiciously

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>>44884872
The fact that I was never groomed as a teenager by a respectable older monster is a greater crime against humanity than any current event happening right now

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>>44884992
This character was way better before the artist turned her into a shadow the hedgehog tier edgefest

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>>44886154
I love Shepard pie

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>>44886154
>tfw no troll auntster that was first and only love
>And ywn tease her with the fact that you love her but she doesn't believe you

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>>44886180
>she doesn't believe you
Years of reading doujins have told me the correct response here is to say "look what you did to me" and show her your erect cock

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>>44886194
what i do is instead i begin kissing her and stop when she tells me to stop and go back to do whatever I was doing, causing her eros meter to tick up till she finally gets it and starts kissing back and we get to making love, it is kinda hard since she is so much taller than me

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>>44885696
>elder hag

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>>44883051
Kinda hot to imagine you get in a relationship with some Monster Girl and she’d eagerly wait for the penis inspection day as the school prepares a nurse uniform just for her to personally inspect your dick panting hard

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troll auntster, wurm momster, Jabberwock auntster, hellhound momster, or hatter auntster

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>>44886306
>hellhound momster
I don't know if I will survive...

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>>44884776
>t. Virgin with big tits

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>>44886306
Hatters would be the raddest aunts.

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>>44886306
I don't want an auntster. I want a monster wife that's roughly my age, maybe a tad younger.

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>>44886350
to be bad to sad, your getting a lolibaba fox auntster now

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>>44886275
Imagine going fishing and managing to catch a million year old coelacanth mermaid.

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>>44886382
im going to check how soft and plump she is, and if she is not, I'm tossing her back in and telling her to get softer

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>>44886291
>Turns out penis inspection day was made up by the cheshire class clown but the holst was so eager to molest anon's meat that nobody had the heart to tell her it was just a joke

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>>44886350
With monsters being fertile at any age it's very possible you could have an aunt that goes to school in your grade or is possibly even younger. In fact that would be a fairly common occurrence with mamano

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>>44886414
Nah, I want a monster that's aged somewhere between 20 and 28

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>>44882556
It has about the same chances of YanSim coming out. Kind of funny and/or sad the only RPG he’s had any involvement or success with is MGQ.

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>>44886275
Only the haggiest.

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>Monster girl reverts you back into a teenager
>But you're able to age normally from then on
>As soon you hit your 30s or when you age enough, back to being a teen you go
>Over and over again.

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>>44886360
>deer centaur gets insecure about not being able to carry you around like the other centaurs

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>>44886447
i'd only want to be a shota so I can get my wife in trouble and mess with her

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>>44886450
Carry her around, like you're some kind of big game hunter. She might like that.

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>>44886447
I'd honestly rather just be a forever shota. My 20's were some of the most miserable years of my life and I'm not taking any chances on repeating them.

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>"so you've finally arrived, human"
>"unfortunately, your precious convenience store is now under my domain"
>"if you wish to acquire your oh so beloved groceries, you must first pass 3 trails."

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>>44886501
Trails or trials?

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>>44886503
Trails. Better have some good hiking shoes.

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>>44886467
She hates it. Whenever you carry her around and tell her how dainty and cute she is, she starts tearing up and trying to squirm out of your arms.
All the other centaurs are secretly envious that she gets to be carried around by her husband

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>>44886503
i have committed a typo, i must atone for my sins by marrying ms Haku.

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>>44886501
You've forced me into a corner. I didn't want to do this, but it seems I have no choice. I will shop at Nukimart instead.

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>>44886509
>expect dragons trials to be be some sort of test for courage, wisdom, and strength
>instead it involves hiking all day in the short shorts she provided for you
>she's with you the whole time taking pictures of your sweaty body

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>>44886447
>>44886486
I’m fine either way. Being a shota means a bigger monster to cuddle with. Being my current age means she’d be near my height so we could carry one another depending on the situation and stuff like that.
I haven’t reached 30 yet but I attribute my most depressing time of life to an infernal university. If I had to go through that again but in an uni populated by monster girls and the hazing/pranks being lewd stuff to fulfill their harmless fantasies I’d gladly do it.

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>>44886518
In that case, becoming a shota seems like a good option. That'll make you nice and lightweight.

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>>44886501
>>44886523
Please do not tease monsters who mess up their villain speeches. They will cry

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>>44885720
>to defeat hag is fuck them and give them genuine love and affection
Hold on, that's the same way to defeat lewd brats. Do all monsters have the same weaknesses?

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>>44886635
yes and you get a new party member as well

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>>44886610
She's practiced it. Rewritten it a dozen times. But she still stutters when talking to you.

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>>44886610
>dragon forgets her speech
>starts to stammer and pause
>jumps from point to point at random, gives her "now die!" line and then keeps talking
>awkward silence after she finishes but you don't say anything because you think she has more to say

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what i do when a monster begin their big speech about something, I just go up right behind them, slid their panties off, and just fuck them while asking them to continue

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>>44886665
>".... s-say something stupid boy!"

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>>44886518
She's obviously just trying to evoke your predator response. The correct thing to do is carry her home and pound doepussy while calling her dainty and cute until she stops pretending not to like it.

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>>44886670
>mating press malef in the middle of her speech
>somehow she continues without missing a beat
dragons truly are the strongest

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>>44886501
Dragons coming into possession of the rural dollar generals have to realize that sometimes that's the only grocery outlet left for people after other stores being muscled out. I'll file a complaint to my local governor Nota Dimon about this!

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>>44886610
>Villain MG says trails instead of trials
>You ask if she meant trials.
>Instead of admitting she misspoke she doubles down; yes she really did mean trails.
>You're going to hike 3 different nature trails, each more difficult than the last and all of them with their own beautiful vistas
>Yes, of course you'll be allowed breaks with plenty of water and trail mix (handmade). She's not THAT evil.
>Inadvertently becomes an expert guide on hiking trails

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Don't mess with dragons. Some of them can actually fight. And they will protect their sisters.

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>>44886194
All I can think of now when I see that is that greentext of some anons cousin or nephew trying that on his aunt and he got beat and grounded

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Turns out fighting monsters doesn't get you anywhere they'll just come back later. the only lasting deterrent is fear, pump your cha and spec into the "Primal Roar" subskill of the intimidation skill tree.

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>>44886761
>You end up getting into an autistic roaring match with beast girls

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>>44886761
>Do this to a combat species
>She collapses
>You think she fainted, but she actually creamed herself so hard she passed out
>She came for you, and now she's coming for you harder than ever before

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>>44886673
>sorry, I was too focused on your beautiful, full lips
>what were you saying?

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>>44886674
>Becomes a big masochist
>Tell her one day that you're in the mood for venison
>Suck on her breasts and/or eat her out.
>Leave love bites and slight teeth marks on her too.

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Monster Girls can't get me if i had a dysfunctional erection

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>Hire a kiki meido
>1 month in buy a dishwasher
>2 months in buy a Roomba
>3 months in buy a smart fridge
>4 months in buy an robotic pool cleaner
>5 months in buy a self-cleaning toilet
>6 months in buy a self-cleaning shower
She's nearly gone mad now, and she's giving off severe yandere vibes. Should I continue buying stuff to make her job obsolete?

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>>44886798
Nothing mamono mana can’t solve

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>>44886818
>She forces herself on you
>Rides you cowgirl style
>"I know what you're doing, master."
>"You're trying to replace my services!"
>"Well, you can't replace this!"
>"haHA! HAhaHA!"
>She rides you to sleep
>A couple days later, a ring at the doorbell
>Kiki goes to answer it
>She's greeted by an automaton dressed meido attire
>Kiki goes berserk and let's out the loudest, most ear-piercing screech the world has ever witnessed

Kikis are prime bully material.

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>>44886772
>*woof woof.*
>*grrrrrrrrr.*
>refuses to elaborate
>>44886798
we are safe.

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>>44886848
Fuck off.

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>>44886844
>tumblr
consider suicide

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>>44886852
?

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>>44886849
You will get a chihuahua cu sith that will shiver and shake and you will feel obligated to try cuddle her as she screeches madly at everything bigger than her.

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>>44886836
>cut to her serving ou her milk for the evening
>next day there is a massive tall and busty holst at the door to be your milk miad

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>>44886868
Tumblrites stay on their shithole.

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>>44886873
Fuck off furfag

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>>44886868
Tumblr used to be some 4chan boogieman.

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>>44886879
Nobody in their monster girl community ever stays just in their designated shithole.

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>>44886892
>used to
>can't even spell boogeyman
Kill yourself, tourist.

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She'll definitely just pins you down instead of using charm magic

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>>44886889
It's fate. You will learn to love her.

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>>44886910
>Very muscular MG goes through the trouble of learning charm magic
>She could just pin someone down but using charm magic is more appealing to her.

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>>44886879
Are you stuck in 2013?

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I want an Anubis to own me

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>>44886939
Tumblrites are the same fucking cancer, tourist.

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>>44886836
Anon, what the FUCK?! You're supposed to rape the maids, not bully them. For shame!

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>>44886948
Why not both?

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At any rate you're gay for knocking her up

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>>44886944
Whenever I beat them in games I call them A NOOB IS.

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>>44886944
Best I can give you a pug kobold.

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>>44886951
Knocking up your best bro isn't normal, but on mamonomana it is.
Say no to unrestricted portals.

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>>44886951
And I'll do it again. And again. And again.

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>>44886944
i want to own an anubis and fuck her..... off schedule

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>>44886951
And?

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>>44886951
discriminate against alps, and monster girls born from alps

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>>44886958
I am Hugh Mann from Erth Realm. I am incredibly excited to marry my best bro and support unrestricted portals. Remember: open portals=open legs.

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>>44886694
Still no fan art past that or stories. Sad.

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When the portals open im gonna sneak through the other side, thats the last place theyd ever look to find a man

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>>44887017
>Anon ends up in the DL barracks
>The single barracks
Have fun being the communal dildo anon

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>>44887017
>instantly gunned down by demon silver machine gun nests
>dragged to the nearest correction facility

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>>44886947
here. Something home grown just for you.
>>44887011
I am sure it's a perfectly valid and logical strategy he is doing. I know I wish I could do it.

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>>44886930
>physically lifts a guy up
>has to shut her eyes to work up the courage to actually kiss him

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>>44887045
Nice picture for ants, faggot.

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novice summoner gets 20 on summon imp

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>>44887057
>home grown
You're /vg/ cancer. The only home you have is the shithole that got bombed out when the IRA was still a thing you model stealing nigger.

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>>44887085
>Way more powerful than her summoner
>Still obeys whatever he commands because he's cute.

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>>44887117
>>>/vg/
fuck off

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>>44886818
>mocking their services
>and giving them far more free time
By experience that is begging for rape correction

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>>44887113
I like Lucoa style grooming for this kind of situations. Let her develop that potential, then drain it out of him, then develop it again.

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>>44887133
why did you covered your name phil i know its you

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>>44887163
Those are fake tailpussies. I can tell.

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>>44887163
>Literal onahole tails
A bit on the nose, innit? Anyway, is the work good?

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>>44887163
give back my sippy cups you have on your tails harlots

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>>44887136
It’s funny how both Take and Shouta become friends because of their wives

[Anonymous No.]

the cheatcode to preserving viginity is to marry a chill monster, like a lich.

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[Anonymous No.]

Do you prefer fox or succubus

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>>44887227
I am not following this fox. I am somewhat attached to my soul.

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>>44887233
so is she

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Anyone got links to MG phone wallpapers?

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>>44887235
That's not subtle at all

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>>44887189
>you too, huh?
>yeah.
easy to see how that could happen

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>>44887315
why is the honorable samurai giving crazy eyes

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>>44887061
Uses her super strength for holding anon down and licking his neck and ear

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>>44887315
How do you know she really loves you if she doesn't break into your house?

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>>44887325
if you let her inside she can explain at great length and detail

[Anonymous No.]

>When I'm stuck between wanting a harem of pudgy monster girls and a harem of muscled ones.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to plow a loli Wight from behind at a window overlooking the nightly Undead Kingdom, so I can look at two beautiful views and two big pale moons at the same time.

[Anonymous No.]

Going to the kingdom secretly controlled by vampires and becoming the duke by accident because you unknowingly danced with the duchess at the masquerade

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>>44887340
>soft or hard
seems easy to me.

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>>44887389
Both?

>>44887387
Cute firebirb

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>>44887379
what like you randomly got a letter sometime after the fact saying your a duke now?

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>>44887235

[Anonymous No.]

I have absolutely no idea what to draw next. Please give me something.
I'm only going to choose one, or maybe two or combine some ideas. I apologize upfront.

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>>44887413
cait sith being chased by a dormouse with a big hammer.

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>>44887405
More like you get really drunk on wine? after the dance and wake up chained to a gothic canopy bed larger than most living rooms

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>>44887340
Couldn't be me; soft is the only choice. Toned at most.

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>>44887413
Gonna go with the big tits apophis nerd again

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>>44887418
Bad cat!

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>>44887419
I want my wife to be soft enough to sleep on

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>>44887340
soft only, the only right option

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>>44887419
If they were particularly furry you could have a combination of both.

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>>44887340
Get yourself a harem of strong fat monster girls

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>>44887443
thats also an option, the powerlifting monster gf

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Sleepy mouse cuddles under a mana blanket, while holding hands

[Anonymous No.]

Would you prank your daughterus? I would prank my daughterus.

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>>44887467
i would, i would pull up their school while being a shota to pick them up when they are in highschool.

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>>44887405
it even comes with the same misspelling
>congratz, your duke now

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>>44887413
Pear shaped loli demon in a g-string and high heels

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>>44887467
I'm never going to act like a Chesh
Only minor teasing for my daughterus and nothing more

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>>44887443
That is the route that seems to work best.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to start a clan that will hunt every vampire that haunts humanity!

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>>44887524
Dhampir harem bait

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>>44887541
I miss senko

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>>44887409
sounds simple enjoy, should get this resolved in no more than an hour or two

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>>44887415
I'm sorry, I don't like the idea of being associated with furries in any way.
>>44887421
That's a good idea, gonna draw it.
>>44887499
I can give the high heels to the aphophis.

Thanks everyone for the ideas.

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>>44887413
fear and loving in MGC

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>>44887565
wow, rude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44887265
Pretty much exactly how it goes down. One of them was complaining about a lewd, big breasted girl they knew and it kind of went from there.

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>>44887565
>I can give the high heels to the aphophis.

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>>44887532
I-I would hunt Dhampirs too!

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>>44887596
But can you create

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>>44887570
I'd say romance with a nerd Aphophis covers both
>>44887580
stupid snexy snake

[Anonymous No.]

How to seduce a memcat.

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I am The Abyssal King!

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>>44887614
>>>/vg/
fuck off raider.

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>>44887325
The more tails a Fox has, the hornier she is internally

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>>44887614

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>>44887618
This one will confuse you.

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>>44886910
Imagine a big succubus just picking you up and flying away, and she's happily zipping along at 100 miles per hour 300 feet above the ground while you've got your arms and legs wrapped around her desperate not to fall off.

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>>44887665
Where monster girl?

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>>44887680
Under your bed

[Anonymous No.]

How to get Bapho to join my party?

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>>44887629
That box feels unnecessary. I mean, who's ever gotten their free mofu and then tried to leave?

[Anonymous No.]

Milk Snakes are known for mimicking more dangerous snakes such as coral snakes. It imitates coral snakes by having a very similar coloration to them. Despite this, Milk snakes are actually harmless for the most part!

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>>44886951
Bros is it gay to fuck, marry, and impregnate a woman?

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>>44887724
Yes very gay you’re mega super gay straight up lesbehonest.

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>>44887724
Only if you think about Ted Nuget while doing it.

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[Anonymous No.]

Bought a new comm, bunny in the bunny keyhole.

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>>44887614
Extremely funny memetics 2024, haha

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[Anonymous No.]

I'm coping extremely hard because none of these girls are real
The kitsune isn't real either

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>>44887724
50% of a woman's DNA comes from her father so essentially you're halfway to fucking a man.

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>>44887799
Based retards department is calling you

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine the hugs

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>>44887680

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>>44887816
hug, headpats, handholding

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[Anonymous No.]

Procreate with foxes.

[Anonymous No.]

Post things you would do to ancient evils once you've defeated them

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>>44887869

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>>44887869
Leave them alone, and let them cause mayhem. Not my problem.

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>>44887860
Why is bitch so huge? What is in the water supply that makes these foxes that massive.

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>>44887765
she cute!

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Are there any new cute dorks that I've missed?

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>>44887765
Parts of this look... odd.

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>>44887057
Malef and Dragonnewt are more or less not released, regardless of there not being an embargo on fan creations.

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>>44887869

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>>44887869

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>>44887869
What if I am the ancient evil instead fighting against magical mamono girls.

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>>44887900
Funnily enough you forgot the baphomet.

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>>44887906
Fuck off.

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>>44887869
>punishment
She is wearing slightly less clothes

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Getting lost and exhausted in an endless maze and using the cute cow sleeping there randomly as a pillow in my delirious state

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[Anonymous No.]

>used to fantasize about nearly every species of mamono
>my tastes would shift around near-weekly
>now there are only about ten, and it's been consistently those ten for quite a while

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>>44887985
Only one for me.
Now choose.

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>>44887981
fuck off

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>>44882509
>orderschizos ranting about demon lord propaganda and how the Chief God will save us all
>wears tinfoil hats while preaching from the tallest vantage point

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>>44887981
>>44888018
Grim dorks want to make everything grim dork. Don't listen to grim dorks.

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>>44887918
Post things you would do to magical mamono girls once you've captured them.

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>Shall we dance?

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>>44888062
She's like a foot taller than me, how's this dance routine supposed to work?

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine the paizuri

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>>44888067
Picks you up and shoves you into her chest.

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>>44888048
>dorks
That's rude. Dorks are cute, unlike /tg/schizos.

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>>44888059
Probably do many sexual things to their butts from normal stuff to straight up abyssal fuckery.

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>>44887981
Weirdly would probably read if it ends with a happy ending for one of the death corps of Krieg if that is what I think it’s gonna be about. Where one of them marries a monster girl and lives a happy life.

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>>44882498

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Have you fed the eels today anon?

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>>44882498

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>>44888179
Yes.

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>>44888197
Stupid kot got fucked up on catnip again

[Anonymous No.]

Is your wife hydrodynamic?

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>>44888222
Catnip digits

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[Anonymous No.]

>>44888223
not anymore

[Anonymous No.]

Spooky season requires bats

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>>44888248
>Yuri shit
>Western furry
Fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

>>44888179
Yummy!

[Anonymous No.]

BIG FAT DEMON PUSSY

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>>44888248
Tsun

[Anonymous No.]

Drink a half gallon of peanut butter whisky and snort a line of dried manticore venom off a hellhounds abs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44888262
Damn straight.
East is beast.

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>>44888179
Wait so that's why people throw car batteries into the ocean? Makes sense, eels gotta eat too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44888248
>Who are you?
>You corrupted my mother.
>Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?

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Don’t think about it I know what you want to do and don’t, move on.

[Anonymous No.]

>get home late after your 18th birthday party
>wan momster whining and howling
>she sleeps in your bed now, on top of you

[Anonymous No.]

who would be the most overprotective momster?

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>enter arranged marriage with woman to stop your two families from fighting, don't really care for it at first
>gradually begin to like her when monsters attack
>turns out her deepest desires were for one of the servants in your family
>wife stolen
thanks, druella

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>>44888315
Fuck off back to /trash/ vermin

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>>44888398
Hebi momster.

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>>44888426
just imagine coming home after hanging out with a girl from school

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>>44888439
Nah, i would much rather have my Hebi momster bring me lunch to school every day as an excuse to have drawn out, lewd PDAs while she makes every younger single monstergirl seethe

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>>44888426
>>44888439
This only works if she found you as an abandoned baby in the woods. If it's any other type of motherly relationship at worst she'd do a thorough background check on her to make sure she's good for her son.

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>>44887919
Nobody cares about the Baphomet because she's literally the same old same old. Extremist Baphomet who operates similar to a Yakuza stereotype and slashes down people with a demon realm silver katana. Bravo, I guess?

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>mick now has a fuckbuddy to gossip about his arch-nemesis KC
oh just fucking great, I suppose it was a matter of time until an even greater retard decides to befriend him

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>>44888398
geizah

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>>44888504
>https://files.catbox.moe/wt8c3f.png
for you.

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>>44888596
ain't nobody opening that

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>>44888463
>This only works if she found you as an abandoned baby in the woods
I can think of an alternative way
>Anon grows up in order territory
>he absolutely hates monsters
>becomes a paladin and joins an invasion against a ryu shrine
>they lose horribly
>turbo yandere hebi hag gets ahold of him
>she tries to get him to calm down
>he still hates her
>she uses her body to pleasure him
>he still hates her
>she even resorts to using her fire
>he still hates her
>she's desperate, why can he see her love for him?
>it's those damned paladins!
>they raised him to hate her, brainwashed him!
>she needs to erase those years of hatred
>she needs to teach him how to love!
>he's filled with too much anger, she needs to start fresh
>and so she uses magic to reverse his age
>now he's just a little baby in her arms
>he's so cute, so innocent
>now he'll never have to grow up knowing hate ever again
>she'll fill his life with love
>don't worry Anon, mommy loves you
>and mommy is going to be with you FOREVER

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>>44888463
thanks for pointing the obvious
>>44888457
she ain't for that, a jabberwock, hellhound, or a troll

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>>44888504
>Gossip about his arch-nemesis KC
I don't give a shit whatever retarded bullshit the mick has going on. I was strictly referring to the profile girls posted after Phoenix. I don't give half a rat's ass about some random Baphomet in Zipangu.

[Anonymous No.]

If the wings are black, watch your back.

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>>44888626
Fuck off raider faggot. Go back to your shithole.

[Anonymous No.]

Are mge setting monstergirls your favorite kind of monstergirl? Is there any other series that you liked how they did them?

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>>44888604
ngl, very hot. also imagine when she learns that anon can get erections again and she tries to play it off as if she isn't trying to you erect

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>>44888673
personality-wise, sure.
succubus affection and dog days got the right idea

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>>44888609
What else could a hebi momster be other than tender loving anon?

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>>44888673
frfr is good. Monster musume did pretty good ones. My absolute top tier has to be interspecies reviewers though, amazingly drawn stuff.

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>>44886159
the did ? for why raisins?

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>>44888715
>frfr
wasnt that the guy that deleted his pixiv and every trace of himself online after he got married?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44888708
she wpuld be a bit embarrassed to kiss in public, the other three have no qualms

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>>44888726
As far as I know he's still around but has deleted himself a few times.

[Anonymous No.]

could a harem of gremlins work?

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[Anonymous No.]

>>44888673
Succubus affection is very, very nice. MGD is also nice, fav girl in that game is picrel or the dorkcore, or the ice lady and bed chan. So many God tier girls in the game

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>>44888715
>interspecies reviewers
Nothing but rampant homosexuality, whores and other filth

[Anonymous No.]

>>44888795
yeah but aroe is pretty cute

[Anonymous No.]

I still think the most erotic part of monsters are their eyes.... seriously imagine a demon gazing deeply into your eyes with that crimson glow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44888795
I realize I misunderstood the question but what I like about it is it treats monster girls as normal. It is as close as the genre gets to dungeons and dragons but with monster girls.

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>>44888730
That's the best part about it. You start by simply thanking her, and work your way up from cheek kisses to full blown tongue fucking each others mouths. Imagine her reactions slowly changing from happiness to cute embarrasement to mischevioous lust.
I want to corrupt a hebi into being openly affectionate. I want to nurture her yandere side until becomes overbearingly clingy.

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>>44888800
oh and that pink octopus lady too. i liked how she got really into it when she was squeezing

[Anonymous No.]

Rather than fantasizing about having a momster, create your own! Impregnate a monster and bam! Momster!

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>>44888673
That depends on how you want to define the Alice species. If you mean "innocent loli succubus", I haven't really seen anything else with that. If you mean "girl inspired by Alice Liddell and her various prior depictions", then yeah, I like Alice in the original novels, Alice in the old animated Disney movie, Alice from Black Souls, Specifically Doll Alice, Crawling Chaos Alice, Prickett Alice, and Mabel (who's an Alice palette swap in her humanoid form), as well as the Liddell sisters in the VN segment. Not a big fan of Mother Alice or Daughter Alice, though. Aris from Blue Archive (if she counts), and Alice and Alyss from Pandora Hearts.

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>>44888868
So a Tulpa.

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>>44888673
I mean in terms of not being dryfished by a Succubus, sure. Settings wise I still prefer Ishuzoku, Monster Musume no Oisha-san, or even EMG since they're a bit more believable.

That and Stunk's wife is the best girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44888868
i need momster gf so i can suck on her titty and feel safe in her arms

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[Anonymous No.]

>>44888868
It's just not the same. The term momster refers to a mamono that has a motherly relationship to you.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>44888948
source?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44888958
https://twitter.com/kokkuryahttps://twitter.com/kokkurya
hope you like titties

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>>44888939
Saying a monster girl is 100% into my dick, totally monogamous and waiting for the one, loves me before we meet and has a soulmate detector, and the most attractive thing you can possibly be to her is lustful for her body is great for my dick but absolute nonsense for anything else.

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>>44888969
the pedophiles weakness

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>>44888990

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>>44888988
>is great for my dick but absolute nonsense for anything else.
The anything else is completely irrelevant, monster girls are made for dick

[Anonymous No.]

>>44888795
?

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[Anonymous No.]

>>44889035
Nero?

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>>44888988
I mean the setting and the girls are fine. It's just not the one and only for me when it comes to monster girls. If I had to go full retard and say what my all time favorite setting was that just happened to have monster girls in it, it'd be Dungeon Meshi. MGE for what it is, an escapist porn setting, is pretty good but KC tries to make it more than that and it just kind of throws me off a bit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44889020
Take your dogshit posts back to twitter where you found them.

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>>44889059

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>>44889076
I love it for the setting and the girls. Gimme the whole world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44889076
>>44889024
It's just sure. Monster girls are great for sex. But I don't think you need lots of rules turning them into literal semen demons for that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44888673
my heart wants to go to mge but my dick wants to go to reguraville

[Anonymous No.]

>>44889110
Wait, isn't that horror?

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>>44889076
>KC tries to make it more than that
He kind of went off the deep end with that this year.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44888746
>harem of gremlins work?
Sounds like a bicorns IT department

[Anonymous No.]

>>44889129
i guess that's a perspective

[Anonymous No.]

>>44888673
My favorite setting is this pie.

[Anonymous No.]

Kej~

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44889110
You will fuck the bugs. You will be happy.

>>44889103
That's perfectly fine friendo, just stating my opinion.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44889188
Tranny art.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44889059
Yup
Its Draco, aka Beast of Revelations Nero
Granted, normally this form is a loli.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44889192
are the trannies in the room with us right now? don't worry anon your appointment with Ms flayer is soon

[Anonymous No.]

>>44889136
Not really?

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>>44889259
good joke, anon.

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[Anonymous No.]

>mick is back
>KC concerntrolling back
>DA trash MGE art being posted again
Just need the gachaniggers back and we'll know for sure all the shitposters got unbanned again.

[Anonymous No.]

Sex with vampires.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44889188
Gigachud art.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44889265
Feel free to post proof.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44889161
>breaks into your house
>rubs her mofu on everything
>falls asleep on the couch
>this is now legally her den

[Anonymous No.]

>>44889296
Only a little bit though

[Anonymous No.]

>>44889323
Dorkpires are best pires.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44889323
>on this say however something went horribly wrong

[Anonymous No.]

>>44889284
>Having a different opinion means concerntrolling

[Anonymous No.]

>>44889296
It's a spooky month! You have to let them in!

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[Anonymous No.]

>>44889311
anon has moved 3 times already, damn foxes stealing homes out from under hardworking folks

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[Anonymous No.]

>>44889353
>using the exact same talking points for almost a fucking year now that only crops up whenever the mick shows his ugly face
>not concerntrolling by a bunch of faggots that just want to muddy the waters
Kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44889359
Why is this elf so fat?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44889376
signature feature of domesticated elves

[Anonymous No.]

>>44889389
I want the biggest, fattest domesticated elf hag you got

[Anonymous No.]

>>44889324
Imagine calling vampires dorks in OCTOBER, that's HER month. Show some respect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44889376
You need to check and make sure she's actually an ask.
Demand to see her fangs.

>>44889409
No, she is a dork.
A lovably adorable dork.
That she is a terrifying mistress of the night does not make her any less dorky or have me love her any less.

[Anonymous No.]

What's on your mind?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44889409
but that is a term of respect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44889426
>What's on your mind?

[Anonymous No.]

Humans are a lot more respectful after you take a quart of blood out of them. They are much too excitable at full capacity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44889373
What the fuck are you even talking about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44889426
the succ

[Anonymous No.]

>>44889463
Just ignore the idiot. All he can do is roleplay and argue with himself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44889426
A mindflayer turning me into tentacle panties for Alice

[Anonymous No.]

>>44889463
>>44889482
You faggots are so predictable. Keep trying to circlejerk your hate for KC for telling you cuckolds to fuck off though. Maybe you'll trick the newfaggots here eventually.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44889426
Floof.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44889509
>>>/vg/
Wrong board anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44889446
Vampires are a lot less haughty after you give them some blood. They are just too cranky to cuddle when hungry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44889499
I don't hate KC though you actual ape. I'm wondering what the fuck you're even referring to since all I said earlier was that I prefer MGE when it's a porn setting and not some pseudo-JRPG shit. If that makes you that vitriolically and autistically angry to think I have any love for the NTRfags or even the Mick then maybe you should fuck off to the Bunker?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44889509
What if I gently pet her ears?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44889516
If a vampire drinks anemic blood is it like drinking diet soda?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44889524
>Bringing up 8niggers out of nowhere
Yeah sure faggot, I really believe that you're not some faggot posting in bad faith.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44889535
More like drinking decaffeinated coffee.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44889547
I have to wonder why Ms. Genie keeps downgrading her bust just to upgrade it again.

>>44889553
That probably makes more sense.
Also likely a good way for them to put you on iron supplements

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>>44889536
Nigger you're the one who literally brought up cuckoldry out of fucking nowhere. I can criticize MGE if I want to and if you don't like that then I suggest wear a helmet because life's tough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44889565
got to fit into the lamp somehow

[Anonymous No.]

>>44889574
He thinks about cuckoldry and NTR alot. Curious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44889426
>What's on your mind?
The milk of cows taste different depending on skin pigment. Darker cows' milk tastes like chocolate. Red cows milk tastes like strawberry. FACTS.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44889585
>Modest figure for the streets.
>THICK Titcow in the sheets

[Anonymous No.]

>>44889574
>I can criticize MGE if I want to
>said criticisms are the same old "KC'S RULES ARE BAD AND AUTISTIC!!!"
There we go.

[Anonymous No.]

that mg looks like a freaking tsunami

[Anonymous No.]

>>44889499

[Anonymous No.]

>>44889614
I said nothing about his rules being bad. I just said his setting isn't my favorite. Shocking you put words in my fucking mouth.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

How is Shog baby formed?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44889664
they have at least two options between traditional slime division and generating womb(s)

[Anonymous No.]

>>44889636
>I said nothing about his rules being bad
>pseudo-JRPG shit
Yeah, your mask completely off at this point. Better luck next thread.

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>>44889684
If you misinterpreted that as me saying his rules are shit over just criticizing the setting then you're absolutely fucking retarded. Last ( You ) and good luck finding your absentee father.

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[Anonymous No.]

i really hate when two people feel like they need the last word about shit nobody cares about

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>>44889708
Raiders absolutely hate it when they get identified and usually leave with a parting shot to save face. This one in pqrticular has been at it for long enough that you can look up his absentee father shit in warosu

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>>44889708
Just completely check out, like me. And post monster girls you like.

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>>44889664
>Shog baby shows up like 6 months before you even meet your wife.
>Just appears one day in your home.
>For some reason you just can't abandon her to an orphanage.
>But being a single dad is HARD.
>After a few months you hire a shog maid in desperation to help you take care of the house and the baby.

>"Ah, there you are!" she says upon seeing the child for the first time.
>Weird but OK. Probably some kind of shog cultural thing around how they do peekaboo.
>You're so goddamn tired.
>Who can keep up with a baby who can form her own toys, some of which violate the laws of physics?

>After a few more months, you breakdown and marry/fuck your maid.
>Eventually she gets pregnant.
>And then one day, the baby inside her is just... gone.
>"I lost her."
>She seems oddly calm about it.
>Meanwhile you're about to go catatonic with grief.
>"Don't worry; I found her last year."
>Your daughter happens to toddle in at that moment, unsteady in her ectoplasmic gait.
>"See?"
>She points over to your daughter.
>"She was here the whole time!"
I dunno if this worked or not, and I'm too tired to edit it, but I love the idea of timefuckery and shogs.

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>>44889708
Yeah well, horse pussy.

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>>44889749

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>>44889749
I'd try it. Just the once.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44889733
>Shog with time distortion powers
What horrors have you brought upon these lands, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44889730
Only shows up in vtumor threads outside of your spat with your paramour up there

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[Anonymous No.]

what if you woke up as an experiment where a bunch of creepy scientist mgs who haven't slept for a few days tried to teleport a man, ou are stuck in a room with clear walls for a week and they will study you
after the week, you can choose on of the scientists as a wife
we have a gremlin whos quite mad
a dragon whose ver haughty and calls you a stupid monkey
a lich who will note everything you do and may sometimes call you cute
or
the funny monkey scientists whose completely banana

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>>44889733
That's adorable, anon.

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[Anonymous No.]

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>>44889761
>Just the once
>Your parents immediately expect grandkids
I hope you're ready for a lot of weight training Anon

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[Anonymous No.]

>Hear about new spider neighbor that moved in
>Can’t find new spider neighbor
Where should I start looking for my spider neighbor? I don’t wanna come off as a bad neighbor

[Anonymous No.]

>>44889761
That's all it takes to get hooked anon, remember one time and you're hooked, two times and you're married, three times and you're a dad.

[Anonymous No.]

Come to the centaur stables tonight

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>>44889818
>her doorbell is just a strand of web
pluck or do not pluck

[Anonymous No.]

>>44889826
That seems cruel why do centaurs stay in stables? I suggest they share a bed with me in the inn

[Anonymous No.]

>>44889835
take a piece of grass and caress the stand with it. Spiders love that.

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>>44889822
>>44889835
>Be anon
>"Just the once"
>Centaur girl gets really attached to you, tells you she hasn't had her fill yet
>End up having sex with her again, have to pay for the broken inn bed
>"Last time for sure"
>Go on a date with her, you want to keep it platonic. She offers you to ride on her back.
>Figure what the hell could go wrong?
>Entire time you're bouncing up and down she's getting more and more flustered, by the time she finds a place for you to get off in the park you can see her all jelly kneed and a river of arousal coming from her backside
>Fuck it.
>You're balls deep in her with her doing a weird squatting position so you don't have to clambor onto something
>Fuck, forgot a rubber this go around, tell her you're going to pull out
>She stands up and backs your ass into a tree, pinning you there hip deep in her horse pussy
>"The only place you're cumming is inside me."
>Let out the biggest fucking load of your life
>Two weeks later she tells you she's pregnant
>Your parents are ecstatic you're finally giving them some grandkids
>TFW you can't quit the horse pussy for the rest of your life

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>>44889792
Lmao, Miracles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44889793
Is the lich a loli?

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[Anonymous No.]

>>44889816
Would. She already has the best singing voice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44889842
ment for
>>44889830

[Anonymous No.]

Elves are gluttons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44889856
Oh no! Anyways what’s some good names for centaur kids

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>>44889733
Adorable yet terrifying

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>>44889893
Probably some French sounding shit.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>44889592
Marrying a Bicorn does that to a person

[Anonymous No.]

Cat(Big)

[Anonymous No.]

>>44890051
my tom levels are rising

[Anonymous No.]

>>44890051
cat(smol)

[Anonymous No.]

>>44890051
Big kot being a lapkot.

[Anonymous No.]

This form is limiting I am more than this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44890051
Cat(non-Euclidian)

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>>44890092

[Anonymous No.]

How do you get a ghost to stop haunting your bed?

[Anonymous No.]

>Hear about a monster who rings the bells in the church everyday
>Horrifically deformed
>A true monster from before the current Demon Lord
>Owns no mirrors because they crack from her ugliness
>Sneak into the belfry
>See said monster
>A normal looking dhampir
>Has the tiniest paper cut scar on her cheek
Undead are such drama queens

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>>44882498

[Anonymous No.]

>>44890105
sexorcism

[Anonymous No.]

>>44890051
Cat(desert)

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[Anonymous No.]

>>44890126
i wish that artist was nicer to his girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>44890105
By taking the fight outside of the bedroom

[Anonymous No.]

>>44890105
Forced submission

[Anonymous No.]

>Electronic Cyber Jiiiii.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44890051
Cat(floppy ears)

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>>44890139
I dunno the artist, what kinda things does he do to his gals. Also what’s his name?

[Anonymous No.]

All monsters leglock!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44890175
Leglocked amazon mating press by strong hellwan thighs, that's roughly 280lbs of female holding me in place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44890169
https://twitter.com/nlebo_hentai

[Anonymous No.]

You can't trust monsters
they will let themselves into your home and eat your food. Even those leftovers you were saving for tonight. Especially those leftovers you were saving for tonight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44890175
Uhhh...

[Anonymous No.]

The newest biggest update of Monster Girl Encyclopedia will be Cheap Walk Cycles in repeat

[Anonymous No.]

This but with a big werecat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YtAGxKrj3Qs

[Anonymous No.]

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, strongthick lizardmen, built for both strength AND breeding.
Just gotta figure out a way to win.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44890208
The results are the same.

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>>44890199
good, let them get chubby and lazy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44890151
i think you've got her on the ropes

[Anonymous No.]

>>44890230
>Presented like a doujin
>It's fucking intentionally fake
WHY

I NEED MORE WHITE (WHITE) GIRLS

[Anonymous No.]

You can tell alot about a monster by looking at her eyes. For example, if the sclera is black, she is probably evil and cannot be trusted.

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>>44890295
>can't touch
we'll she can't touch me either then so no problems from her

[Anonymous No.]

>>44890295
What's the use in all that ectoplasm if they can't be manhandled?

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>>44890254

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>>44890295
I’m going to hum the ghostbusters theme song and grab some titties

[Anonymous No.]

gonna drill monster hair and induce spontaneous personality change!

[Anonymous No.]

>Finish greenworm proofing my farm
>Damn black harpies descend stealing everything
>Greenworms ate through my defenses and are mad there’s no fruit
>Start eating all the leaves and stems now
You know maybe that creepy ghost was right I’m not a farmer

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>>44890412
>powerful ojou kiki

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>>44890387
>I’m going to hum the ghostbusters theme song and grab some titties
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0tdyU_gW6WE&ab_channel=NeilCicierega

[Anonymous No.]

>>44885783
>can beg to be level drained
>no option to drain their levels
what a shit game, uninstalled

[Anonymous No.]

>>44890457
If there's somethin' strange
movin' in your pants
Who you gonna call?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44890092
I agree, embrace Shog, become more.

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>>44890426
Time to take revenge anon, burn the woods, an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth. Do it, turn everything to ashes

[Anonymous No.]

>>44885783
These succs are mean

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>>44890894
>Ugly western "art" is degrading and mock man
You're really smart anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>44890919
Even worse, one of the selections is "snuff", pegging. it is on par with the caption nonsense.

[Anonymous No.]

What happens when a masochist man attracts a masochist monster girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44890919
But all our best content creators in the thread are from the west.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44891057
Stalemate?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44887413
A large chested buff moose centaur in a red flannel drinking Tim Hortans

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[Anonymous No.]

>>44891063
That's why I put art un coma. Western is not egal to bad but have higher chances to be made with bad faith

[Anonymous No.]

Video ai*

*tl. note: ai means love

[Anonymous No.]

>>44889192
what if...there are trannies in mge imitading monster girls?

[Anonymous No.]

You are never truly safe from cats, there could be one watching you right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44891136
Imagine i posted a sith here.

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>>44891149
And yet I'm still alone. She saw me posting thousand of kots pics and do nothing. Looks like I'm not good enough
>>44891155
Wrong, in your case, art is not the problem, you're breaking another set of rules : no furry, made by KC or not.

[Anonymous No.]

How do I stop a Bogie from making puns while fucking me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44891163
Fuck her, take the lead be the Monsieur Loyal of this circus

[Anonymous No.]

Given that lingerie is designed to make a person more attractive what kinds of lingerie do monster girls want to see on their men? Do they find formal wear like tuxedos or business suits to have the same kinds of effect as maid uniforms do to us?

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>>44891201
I am sure a french maid uniform would be fine. Aside from that I think a rattle would drive them wild.

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>>44891205
I was gonna joke about a dragon showing up randomly in a french maid outfit but then remembered there's a whole ass anime about that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44890623
It's one of those games where you can surrender yourself and get milked and not the other way around

[Anonymous No.]

>>44882498
>"You're my Wingman?"

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>>44891232
It has the best little loli dragons.

[Anonymous No.]

What about a liminal Lilim?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44891269
>anon Impresses them all with multiple 12G maneuvers (he has no blood (it's all shog))

[Anonymous No.]

>>44891293
<<it's all shogre now>>

[Anonymous No.]

>>44891292
Hang yourself zoomer

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>>44891292
she's not there?

[Anonymous No.]

remember anons
you can shoo away any cait sith looking for a husband by saying the magic spell "kate sheath".
for some reason it drives them crazy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44891158
Jannies won’t do shit if you post Cait Sith partly because whether we like it or not they are canon in MGE.

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>>44891422
>we have to accept furshit because it's canon in MGE
Whoa, that's some nice headcanon you have. This is not the official MGE thread, it's Monster Girl Thread with majority focus on MGE and posting furshit means people will treat you like a shitposter, simple as that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44891158
the rules explicitly state furry porn not being allowed
so sfw cait sith images are fine

[Anonymous No.]

>>44890190
Wow. Dude needs to khs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44891437
>This is not the official MGE thread,
I once got warned for trolling for saying we should talk about mge a bit less so I would say that, in fact, maybe it is.
>>44891479
So this cat is pretty and valid.

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>>44891661
>I once got warned for trolling for saying we should talk about mge a bit less so I would say that, in fact, maybe it is.
No, a mod probably looked into posts related to your IP and realized he's dealing with a mentally ill shitposter. At this rate you'll get Ireland range banned, I suppose that would be one noteworthy achievement in your miserable life.

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>>44891721
Look at my canon cat. My cat is amazing.
Her fur is soft and you should pet it and if you don't want to pet it she'll make you.

[Anonymous No.]

See what happens when people stop posting horse pussy?

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>>44891437
I’m largely ambivalent about Cait and Cu Sith getting posted. I’m just giving you the logic jannies likely follow when they’re not sucking Cheeto dust off their fingers or dealing with cancerous vtuber threads. About the only times they take action in here is actual porn, a DMCA request being filed, or that one /v/ spamming retard image dumping. Remember, ignoring the furry shit is free.

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>>44891803
I wonder how anons will cope when the game updates with them and only them.

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[Anonymous No.]

Do you like monospecies harems? I'd get one of succubi or elves, maybe sneks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44892146
I genuinely have no opinion on this. Good on you for liking harems.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44891989
That would imply the game is ever going to get updated at this rate. Either way I have no care in what gets added.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44892146
Khepri seem nice but I'd rather have a variety of dead little girls

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>>44891803
>I’m largely ambivalent
No, you are advocating for it and enabling a thread pest while feigning impartiality.
>Remember, ignoring the furry shit is free.
Retarded take, might as well tell us to ignore cucks and jannies also won't ban them as long as they don't go full retard with blackedposting.
If you are so neutral then just ignore the meta talk, it's also free. At least it won't look like you're concern trolling

[Anonymous No.]

>>44892450
I only breed with cunyips

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>>44892450
>Feigning impartiality
I literally have no invested interest in whatever the fuck the Mick or whichever pseudonym the furry decides to go by this week does because he’s pretty easy to ignore and has only about as much power as you or I or other anons decide to give him.

Also, it’s not concern trolling when the only doubts I’m expressing is in the competence of the janitorial staff, which given their past performance is pretty valid. Nice recycled argument by the way.

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>>44892540
>only doubts I’m expressing is in the competence of the janitorial staff,
>whether we like it or not they are canon in MGE.
You are literally parroting his retardation 1:1 to justify furshit here. Jannies generally don't even know what MGE is and furshit being canon or not has no meaning, unrelated furshit stays too because they generally don't care about thread topic, just go after the low hanging fruit.

[Anonymous No.]

Dead...

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>>44892490
Unripe
https://files.catbox.moe/1tzakf.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>44892146
Monogamy is my game but I’m not opposed to harems of like, 3 women tops.

[Anonymous No.]

This is somehow both insanly cute and terrifying at the same time

[Anonymous No.]

>>44893358
ah yes, the mantidork

[Anonymous No.]

>>44892146
not really, its just more of same so its harder to appreciate their differences

[Anonymous No.]

>>44893453
On the other hand, if you love something you're getting even more of it

[Anonymous No.]

How good a parent would you be to your mg daughter(s)?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44893631
you damn well better put in your best effort or I, the minor god of fatherhood will curse thee

[Anonymous No.]

>>44893631
Hard to say how good of a parent i would be, but i know i would give it my all. I willingly brought them into this world after all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44893631
Bad, really bad. That's why I won't have kids or a wife irl and in MGE. Fate will put me in the can't be love category

[Anonymous No.]

>>44893631
I will take my pack of tiny hellwans everywhere and they will cause havoc.
From olive garden to six flags, there will be carnage.
Adorable carnage

[Anonymous No.]

>>44893641
I pray to thee for bountiful dad jokes and dry socks in my sandals.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44893666
Kiki takes care of kids so mastah can spend all day shitposting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44893685
So being an absentee father? It the same. I'm hateful, spiteful to maladive degree and slowly burn every social bridges. I can't be a father, MGE or not, and I'm sure that a lot of anon are in the same basket. We wouldn't be here otherwise

[Anonymous No.]

>>44893709
I get your dedication to shitposting but dont drag others into your sad delusions to feel better. That's just sad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44893717
Do you truly think that someone who post here daily can be trust with a child and give him a bright futur?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44893631
That depends on how many sneks I have to handle at one time

[Anonymous No.]

>>44893724
I dont see what posting here has to do with anything. dont be too upset nobody wants to attend your pity party

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[Anonymous No.]

>>44893709
>I'm sure that a lot of anon are in the same basket
Hard disagree.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44893737
Really? Keep playing dumb but I don't think I'm the only one who know that

[Anonymous No.]

>>44893631
I will make fine, respectable young ladies out of the young but dorkprone dragons, demons and manticores.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44893631
As good of one as I could possibly be. Which is all that I can ask of myself, I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44893727
How many sneks is too many?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44893709
i don't care for socializing but i'm not going to be a gaylord over it. hatred and bitterness are a burden upon yourself

[Anonymous No.]

I can fix her.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44893877
You cant fix a kitsune who gets tomato sauce on her like that after eating meatballs anon, she is too far gone.

[Anonymous No.]

ive been approached by 3 monsters today, all claiming to be the same stray cat that i fed early this morning. one of them was a fucking lamia too, how dumb do they think i am?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44893631
The real question is can your dork wife handle being a mother and role model to her daughters?

[Anonymous No.]

>44893877
Gore is allowed now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44893985
it's probably her, she's a cat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44893908
I can work with this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44882498

[Anonymous No.]

>>44894124
Sorry but the tentacules make her go from really good cat to bad and unattractive

[Anonymous No.]

>>44894222
Give your balls a tug coward

[Anonymous No.]

>>44894024
It's just ketchup, calm down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44893985
They mean well, man.

[Anonymous No.]

why no male only section in monster onsen?
help asap I cant leave a group of oni are blocking the way I came in.

[Anonymous No.]

A challenger appears!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44894275
What the fuck anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44894275
Kill yourself faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>44894024
Nah, she just tried to eat spaghetti with just a spoon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44894364
>Material: European mythology, Greek mythology, mythology, One Piece

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44894364
is it possible to be mofu'd by feathers?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44894482
The something-Rangers!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44891798
Yep, needs more Hosspussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44894547

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>>44894560

[Anonymous No.]

>>44894573
This Hoss was very polite, she waited outside and gracefully asked for permission to enter

[Anonymous No.]

how do I stop "minions" showing up at my wizard tower? I just want to do agricultural research and weather magic

[Anonymous No.]

>>44894595
Sounds like you've got a handy bunch of farmhands that just arrived.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44894611
pretty sure the p'orcs are gonna get uppity when they do nothing my farming all day

[Anonymous No.]

>>44894585
Stop spamming this AI trash you mongoloid

[Anonymous No.]

>>44894636
Hey, so long as they get good food and housing out of it, that may be enough for them.
Maybe even let them do some hunting in the surrounding lands.

[Anonymous No.]

Yeti hags have discovered sweaters!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44894595
Get a taskmaster to give the minions tasks

[Anonymous No.]

>>44894682
how do I stop them form giving them evil villainous tasks?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44894595
too late anon a dark elf mage has already pledge herself to you and is already rallying the minions to raid the nearby villages, she'll probably usurp you once all the lands have been conquered and the forces of good defeated so she can finally rule over her new queendom and drink as much fancy wine as she wants not matter what her parents say!

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>>44894585

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>>44894712
oh dear...

[Anonymous No.]

>>44894722

[Anonymous No.]

>>44894691
Boop your Anubis on the nose and tell her to open the "agenda" file, then scratc behind her ears and set the agenda to good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44894740
anon no! you'll cause her to develop a scritch dependency!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44894712
>argi-wizard anon catches delf mage monologuing to her daki about how all the power now belongs to her and now he'll have to be her husband

[Anonymous No.]

>>44894751
What's she gonna do, keep notifying me about irrelevant things so I'll tell her she's a good girl and absentmindedly stroke her velvety aural organs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44894324
The male only section is located on the lap of each oni. Only men get to sit there, so please take your seat before she gets cold.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44894426
You first, tentacles and multi-arm is great civ.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44882498

[Anonymous No.]

>>44889793
Take them all is the only logical choice.
After all, they brought me here together, and "studied" me together, so they get to share me too.

[Anonymous No.]

If you guys keep summoning ghosts from old vhs tapes, one of them is liable to drag you back into the TV with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44890105
Ask her to haunt your entire house so she could make you dinner while you're at work. If she's gonna live in your property she might aswell make herself useful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44894948
Like Captain N: The Game Master?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44882498

[Anonymous No.]

Going to my local MGC pharmacist and asking how much of a shotafication potion I should drink to get back to where my back didn't hurt

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44894595
>>44894636
>>44894682
>>44894691
>>44894712
>>44894740
>>44894751
>>44894772
>>44894808
>agri-wizard anon's tower attracts all sorts of monsters looking for the chance to serve "the dark lord"
>set up camp in and around the tower, building it up into a fortress
>raid the nearby towns and villages for loot
>forge him a suit of dark, spiky, evil looking armour
>seat him on a massive, imposing throne
>proclaim him the overlord of their legion
>kingdoms rally together
>hero's arise to oppose this new threat
>the gods pick sides
>goblins with a strange obsession with being slapped turn up in droves to construct a mighty dungeon in and under the fortress
>echidna architect arrives to oversea them
>H'orc general nearly knocks him on his face with a slap on the back thanking him for giving her horde a home
>'nubis administrator looks upon his hands as he casts weather magic to at least save this year's harvest and drools
>dark elf right hand grumbles into her suspiciously anon shaped pillow about how one day all this power will be hers
>gets a letter from the DL herself congratulating him on his success
poor anon is going to be on the brink of a mental breakdown

[Anonymous No.]

>>44894657
>already have a trip to wintersville locked in
NONONONONONONOWAITWAITWAITWAITWAIT

[Anonymous No.]

>>44895017
have you considered a ghost massage

[Anonymous No.]

>>44895036
>>the gods pick sides
I wanna know what the heavenly betting pool is like

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44895036
Just wait until it's harvest time and all the Trolls show up with their cider kegs, making everyone drunk and disorderly

[Anonymous No.]

>>44895085
The dead three all in on the new guy saving their asses from irrelevancy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44895036
>Welcome back Overlord!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44894646
And now she's offended.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44895127

[Anonymous No.]

>>44894740
>>44894808
>>44895036
>'nubis administrator looks upon his hands as he casts weather magic to at least save this year's harvest and drools
oh so that's why beastwomen are always going after mages

[Anonymous No.]

>>44895047
They say the Ice Queen has a fancy new sweater. Here's hoping you manage not to draw her attention.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44895036
think it might be time for overlord anon to randomly vanish

[Anonymous No.]

>>44895086
Cat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44895150
Think he meant poor anon. Hasn't been doing well protecting virtue recently.
>>44895174
suspiciously sexual imagery.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44894485
yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>44895036
>"BEHOLD, OUR DARK LORD PREPARES TO CAST A SINISTER SPELL!"
>anon on his balcony overlooking the kingdoms farmland
>after a lot of fancy circles and flashy lights, shoots lightning into the sky
>sinister, dark clouds begin to form on the horizon
>a gentle drizzle, sparkling drizzle descends, full of magic fertilizer and water
>his hordes of frenzied servants cheer, tops fly off and several arrows with love letters embed themselves in his walls
>anon returns to sulk in his greenhouse and reads his farmers almanac, wondering where everything went wrong

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Need owloli apprentice to stare at me

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>>44895313
>go to your greenhouse
>wait, what's this? I didn't plant this, is it a weed?
>pluck it
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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>>44892146
I could be into elves if they looked like this.

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I HATE CATS GET YOUR FUCKING MIND OUT OF THR GUTTER

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>>44888059
I have recurring fantasy of cuddling a tied up monstergirl

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>>44888305
>Fred Durst punisher skull tattoo
Wiggerhound

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>>44895173
>wizard anon takes the opportunity one day to flee from all this madness
>dark elf "advisor" will probably be more than happy to take over the legion anyway
>eventually settles in a distant forest
>a few months past
>suddenly delf advisor kicks down the door
>"AT LAST! I HAVE FOUND OUR MISSING OVERLORD, TRULY MY SKILLS KNOW NO LIMIT!"
>anon begs her not to take him back, the legion is hers, she can have it just please let him be
>"BY LILITH'S THRONE! IT IS CLEAR THAT THE NEFARIOUS FORCES OF GOOD HAVE CLOUDED OUR OVERLORD'S MIND AND MADE HIM FORGET HIS PLACE LORDING OVER THEM, WORRY NOT YOUR BRILLIANT AND "LOYAL" ADVISOR KNOW EXACTLY WHAT TO DO!"
>in one smooth motion she tears her clothes off

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>>44895313
>harvest season rolls around
>it's a bumper crop
>so much so that the minions organize a large fair
>the royal attendants send envoys and invite the local lords and royalty to visit
>everyone sings praises of the dark overlord and the rich fecund land he cultivated and blessed to produce all that food
>the crowds eventually enter a fever pitch and demand their dark lord to give a public speech
>agri-anon has had enough
>steps up to the podium and states his truest desires
>I dont care about conquering a world where people are hungry. I aim to create a world where everyone has access to food
>the crowd goes into a frenzy
>agri-anon becomes deified overnight
>"If you pledge your allegiance to the dark lord, you'll never go hungry" becomes a new slogan
>heroes and villians alike turn coat and rally behind his simple, noble goal
>thus agri-anon became a dark overlord who ruled over a nation that would never go hungry
>poor agri-anon seethes about how ruling a dark dominion leaves him with lalmost no time to experiment like those sabbath brats with big tits that moved in recently
>drowns his sorrows in delicious locally brewed wheat beer

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Sexo with ocelomeh

[Anonymous No.]

Are dark elves curvier that their normal elven counterparts?

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>>44895313
>>44895352
all that magic weather and fertile soil is going to attract Alraunes, truly anon's plight never ends

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>>44895556
No, but they ride dinosaurs which is awesome as fuck.

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>>44895574
truly sick and wicked monsters

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>>44895574
Damn they are old

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>>44895574
Gimme a dino GF.

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>>44895607
Even when trying to brag hag elves can't catch a break.

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>>44895614
Id go for allensaurs gf

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>>44895539
>>44895550
>>44895563
Who's the goddess of agriculture in MGE?

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>>44895653
Considering the predisposition for Greek?
Demeter.
So big titty farming mommy

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>>44895671
So that's who Dark Lord Farmer Joe has to build a temple to.

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>Oh thank the heavens, you've captured the succubus that was threatening our church. Now, just use this holy water to kill the demon.
>...what are you waiting for? Anon?

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>>44895689
You think I would hesitate? Getting stuck with a succubus is a fate worse than death. I won't even risk the chance she makes me impure. Burn the cosplay.

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>>44895682
>"I'm not building a temple! I'm just reasearching agriculture!"
>If so then why do you have a divine light shining down on your land? Checkmate bible thumber!

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>>44895689
>holy water
>it’s holy lube

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>>44895744
>divine light
>she's talking about sunlight
Agri-anon rbably meets these nutjobs once a week

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>>44895793
Hey, she's from the Underdark. What does she know about sunlight?

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>>44890110
>Go up to a Dhampir whose looks would blow a Scandinavian supermodel out of the water
>"I think you're beautiful even with the scars"
>She swoons

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If only we could have a drink with a monster girl.

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what if hot monstergirl but she's an asshole?

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>>44896106
so...dark elves? regular elves? manticores? any monster with the sadistic personality? Nachas?

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>>44895991
She's going to spill that

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what if hot monster but shes your ancestor?

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>>44896122
On you.

[Anonymous No.]

what does a husband finding guide look like for other monster girls? are these books where hebis get their paranoid anxieties from?

[Anonymous No.]

I'm not going to post any of it but I've been messing around with bing AI image generator to make anime/monster girls and it has a lot of potential but its really hamstringed by the limitations they put on it. I can get "dragon girl anime style maid" but switching dragon with vampire triggers the censor. What's weird is that it only happens sometimes, I can't get "tiger girl, anime, pouting" but switching pouting with "frustrated expression" does work. I guess my point is that it has a lot of potential but it's in the hands of retards who freaked out that anons were using it to make Donkey Kong an Auschwitz guard as if that doesn't happen every time a new AI image generator comes out

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>>44895653
Kore or Demeter, or maybe Eostre just so she can also be the rabbit goddess.

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>>44896121
what about asshole yeti

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what if monster but she became your right arm?

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>>44896237
At least you'll never be alone.

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>>44896237
Parasyte but sexy?

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>>44896246
nah, i kinda remember a manga where the dude woke up with a girl for his right hand

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>>44896106
So manticores?

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>>44896208
Bing AI will only get dumber. People are generating "wrong" memes with it.

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>>44882498

[Anonymous No.]

mob town, tallbourgh, or hagville
which of the three places do you want to be your starting town?

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>>44896237

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>>44895550
Lame. The point of being a Dark Lord is to be as arbitrarily and pointlessly cruel as possible. Grow crops that make people hungrier when eaten, burn women and rape churches in small towns that can't defend themselves, infiltrate the Order capital only to throw bricks at beggars incognito, launch evil minions from your fortress walls with trebuchets when they displease you. Be a true cold blooded Dark Lord and not one of those gay "I'm secretly the good guy I promise" dark lords.

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>>44896290
>>>/tg/

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>>44895614
You can have a megafaunal mammal gf if you're good

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>>44896208
That seems to be the cycle for ai stuff. A short period of lewd and/or edgey fun followed by a harsh crack down that kills all interest for it. Makes me wonder why they even bother releasing it if they're just going to knee cap it after the first week.

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>>44896290
I get you want to grimderp, but could you atleast read the reply chain before making an ass out of yourself? Start here >>44894595

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>>44896272
>>44896322
I just got banned for an hour for trying to generate "Australian aboriginal huffing gas" after I got frustrated with 'lamia' and 'gothic setting' triggering the AI janny. This is so stupid, somebody needs to get their hands on the source code so we can get a cracked version without the censor.

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>>44896278
Hagville is really swell them ladies are thiq as hell.

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>>44896290
Without the context of people deserving it that doesn't sound very fun at all.
Maybe I really just want to be chaotic good.

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i just go for the clown on the inside
making fools of those who wish to stop me, making kingdom dance to my whims, playing around and making sure that the town becomes a clown town
making sure the crops fill them up and make them feel good but not addicted, everyone gets breaks without question, a liveable wage, a house and the chance to have a happy clown family.

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a on theme evil that you could do is creating virginity-curses, whoever is afflicted is doomed to never get laid.

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>>44896336
I'd be the chewtoy of a wan a foot or two taller than me

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>>44896357
~whoosh Curse of Fatherhood
you will have to raise an adopted daughter but no monster will look upon you romantically

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>>44896447
Clever girl, made sure to have "daddy" all for herself

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>>44896465
wholesome families only

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>>44896468
Nothing more wholesome than nutting balls deep in your adopted daughteru

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>>44896447
Minus the curse a single father would be like crack for monstergirls. Even in real life it's one of those situations where women find it really attractive even if they don't necessarily want to become a step-mom.

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>>44896506
>mommyshit
Cringe. Be normal when it comes to femdom.
>buh buh anti-femdom sperg
Wrong, if you get off on being called "daddy" you're just as fucking weird and deserve to be shamed just as hard.

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>>44896523
Fuck off anti-femdom sperg

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>>44896523
Fuck off anti-femdom sperg

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>>44896506
>monster adopts a human boy orphan
>he eventually says he loves mom so much he wants to marry her
uh oh

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>>44896523
Fuck off anti-femdom sperg

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>>44896523
>if you get off on being called "daddy" you're
I once read a fgo jack doujin where she kept calling the guy railing her "mom" not sure is this was just trying to keep accurate to her character in fate or if this is someone's fetish.

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I would not like to call a cait sith mommy.
But if it was a choice between doing that or not getting a dommy cait sith...
Well, relationships are give and take, right?

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>>44896539
>Monster adopts some orphaned human boy thinking it'll be an easy way to get a husband
>Ends up a completely platonic family, son doesn't even end up marrying a woman of the same species his mother was

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>>44896547
yup she calls you mom, no matter if male or female

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>>44896551
I don't know about that, but I'm pretty sure most here would like you to fuck off to >>>/trash/ instead.

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>>44896547
It's part of the character. She's basically the amalgamation of aborted babies from prostitutes and wants to go back into the womb so the FGO Jack will always call it's master "mom".

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>>44896554
loliba monster adopts an oprhan boy, he is like 40 but looks like 10 since he got hit a shota curse

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>>44896562
Well I'm glad I never got into fate

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>>44896547
Jack does that regardless of gender.

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>>44896562
...I think I'm going to agree with the guy foaming at the mouth over any mention of gacha ITT

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>>44896573
I mean it's not as weird as what happens to the sword guy depending on what timeline he's in.

>>44896577
She didn't come from the gacha, she originated in a light novel iirc.

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>>44896106
Gyaru Asshole Hellhound, but in private alone with anon she is a cinnamon roll.

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>>44896559
Really? I didn't know that.

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>>44896657
Young and nubile is best.

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>>44896657

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>>44896681
Whic one I'd theese girls is the Corp commander ?

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>>44896657
Older and softer

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>>44896577
There’s multiple Jacks as well, it’s just that specific one is fucked in the head twelve ways to Sunday.

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>>44896657
>>44896714
older monster women... mature monster women... monster hags, if you will...

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>>44896793
OLD

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>>44896793
Desperate hags.

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>>44896821
Slllime beneath me
Slllime uppp above

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Bring me the ultra hags

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>>44896793
She looks fun

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>>44896793
man, i believe the only right choice is to dump all cum into a hag, and to do it everyday

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>>44896793
Can you elaborate?

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>>44896793
Dating a cute demon your age with a thin bodytype telling you she has a secret to show you, and turns off her illusion magic to show a milfy bombshell body and tired but happy face hoping for your acceptance

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>>44886306
>you confess to your troll aunster
>you lower your head a little when you do it and due to her size you are under her crotch
>"why is it raining?"

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Last time I didn't manage to do that one so here's the FLOOF spider.
And spidey buttons cause oops, can't show that on christian mongolian basket weaving forum!
here imgur to chikubi ver
>https://imgur.com/a/SuGMMmA

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>>44896990
Evolution takes strange paths, placing floof in some places while leaving others smooth and easily accessible

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>>44896990
nice pupils

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>>44896990
I wonder how spider floof would feel like.

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>>44897053
urticating hairs aren't very nice but that's what mamano mana is for

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>>44896990
Love her.

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>>44897062
>hairs with barbs
Once you are submersed in the floof you will never leave again.

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>>44897027
Forgive me for posting this non-mg image but

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>>44897027
i think this gal is a p'orc posing as a holst

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>>44897081
the mofu that don't let go

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>>44897102
It's not nice to call a monster fat, unless you're calling their tits fat. In which case, they'll take it as audible attraction and attempt to show you them incredibly closely.

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>>44897123
ok, she still fat tho, just the way i like my women

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Methonium/Synecdoche honorary american.

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>fatshit
>>>/d/

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>>44897150
Show me where the fat elf touched you.

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>>44897158
She tried to EAT my mofu ball

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>>44897143
i think shes pregnant here

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It's really telling how hard he devolved into the thicc when you compare the first few chapters of the fat elf comic with the latest ones.

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>>44897218
I think he just admitted at one point he likes drawing fat chicks.

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>>44897218
dark elf is best girl

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>>44897218
good lord those elves are peak performance

[Anonymous No.]

would the fat fetish faggots go to /d/ where they belong

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>>44897218
I don't understand why he doesn't make Kuroeda the MC if he likes drawing her fat brown ass so much

[Anonymous No.]

Guys, I think there's something wrong with my local shrine maiden.

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Some fat is fine if there's still the hourglass figure.

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>>44897280
The elf on the right has massive shoulder muscles.

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>>44897259
Her eyes are red!
She must be a vampire!

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>>44897203
It’s an edit and yes she is.

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>>44897224
I'd go for the baby crazy oni. Though I am tempted to pet the werewolf.

[Anonymous No.]

Did anything good ever happen in the elf manga?
Or is it still going nowhere?

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>>44897388
It's a comic about blatant fan service. You're not reading it for the plot.

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>>44897340
not a bad choice, i'd go for the cyclops tho

[Anonymous No.]

What monster would run a deli? I wanna get an idea for who I'd see during my work lunch runs for a good sandwich.

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>>44897463
p'orcs, wurm, hellhounds, trolls, genies, ocelehm, and some dark mages

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>>44897218
Truly an Architect.

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>>44897468
>p'orcs but no h'orcs
Racist.
>wurms
Too dumb to work a service job
>genies
Too haughty, wouldn't be caught dead working in a place like that. Or working at all really.

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>>44897463
danukis

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>>44897486
wurms love food and they would be slightly stupider than normal people
genies are middleeastern, lots of middle eastern people own delis

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>>44897388
It’s a slice of life manga where the author admitted he likes drawing thick women. Do the math.

>>44897418
My brother.

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>>44897504
If "Middle Eastern" is all that matters for owning a MGC deli, I'd say a Girtablilu would work better. Don't remember much about the MGE profile, but in Babylonian myth they were literally created to serve the gods that humanity was warring against, but that's beside the point.

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>>44897511
>ring on finger
You're outta luck, brother.

[Anonymous No.]

What mamono would appreciate that my favorite ecchi series are Kiss x Sis, Kodomo no Jikan, and Testament of Sister New Devil?

[Anonymous No.]

Who is the strongest character?

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>>44897504
Then I guess I'll have to test that dumb Wurm by giving her three complicated orders back to back WITH the cookies. It's your fault if she starts crying, anon.

>>44897516
>DE goes around
>Girtablilu decide that serving the gods is dumb and they'd rather serve humans and get a cute husband out of it instead
That simple

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>>44897525
Little sis hebi.

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>>44897544
The Wandering Scholar

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>>44897556
Yeah, I could definitely see that.

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>>44897544
wife

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>>44882498

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>>44897544
Runya Runya, after she gains access to her dormant magic

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>>44897544
Alice.

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>>44897394
>>44897511
Damn, after seeing that one thing about the protag waking up to both choco and vanilla elf I got my hopes up atleast SOMETHING happened

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>>44897547
>cut to wurm-obasan doing it perfectly and gives ou a kiss on the forehead then sends you off with your orders

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>>44897525
Dark Elf they’re all about that incest shit.

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>>44897544
Me after I huff all the strange liquids in the abyss.

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>>44897590
>implying parental incest and sibling incest are the same fetish

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>>44897608
I like to think they're pretty related.

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>>44897611
CHAROOOOOOOOOOOOOON

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>>44897584
Tch, guess she knows what she's doing...
Not going back though because I refuse to give that lizard the satisfaction!

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>>44897581
Just about the most development that’s happened is there’s now a Manticore girl and when one of the Gorgon’s sisters used the Oneiros’ dream manipulation to have the MC gather energy ( By making him dream of basically impregnating the entire cast several times over ), the resulting beam turned her from a shorty into a virgin slaying chocolate sex goddess instead.

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>>44897608
When dark elves finally have sons you know exactly what will happen to the sons when the dark elf mother has a daughter.

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>>44897624
>Anon cant forget how good wurm oba-sans food was
>He comes back with a bit of a scowl, Wurm-obasn is so happy to see him and asks how was the food

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>>44897525
Any mamono who hopes to help you groom an Alice.

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>>44897633
t. Aisha Greyrat

[Anonymous No.]

All monstergirls have the potential to be swole.

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>>44897649
that's just cheating
she's drugging the food!

[Anonymous No.]

The thread will soon die, and we will be ejected out into the streets.
Take care, the foxes already gather for the hunt.

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>>44897724
>Taimanin Asagi
Not a cuck so this image does nothing for me.

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>>44897733
If I present myself holding a plate of tofu with a bow tied around my dick, will they be gentle?

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>>44897733
hunt? what kind of hunt?

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>>44897525
Given that Sabbath members call their husbands their brother, I could see some branches calling those a form of high literature.

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>>44897727
>Anon says as he knows that its wrong, he just doesn't want to admit that Little miss wurm-obasan is a good cook
>The wurm has a bit of a smug smile

[Anonymous No.]

New MG by KC today if you're subscribed to the patreon. Check your messages.

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>>44897786
Made me check. Lol.

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>>44897765
>goes back so many times she has his order ready before he even walks in except with extra dragon sauce this time
>says it's on the house for supporting the business for so long
>Anon never had the courage to ask what dragon sauce is made from
>last time he asked about it the Wurm got so smug you'd think her mom was a Cheshire.

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>>44897786
>>44897796
>replying to yourself

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>>44897756
A terrible hunt for tonight, the Moon Presence seeks her son-husband.

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>>44897786
The eyes on her look weird but the stuff about her seems pretty cute

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>>44897796
>>44897815
Check again.

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remember to bully the heck hound plenty before their eye flames sprout.

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>>44897835
Please anon. This is just getting sad.

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>>44897835
>>44897839
Oh hey you found out how to post using your phone now.

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>>44897839
It's not getting leaked, Mick.

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>>44897847
>mick living rent free in kcs head now too
You can't make this up

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>>44897525
A thick hag who will break you out of your shit taste

[Anonymous No.]

>another raid
Can't wait for faggot mods to not do shit about this.

[Anonymous No.]

I'd normally not post twice in a row but this is really funny to me.

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>>44897871
Pretty much always happens when the poster count hits 125.

[Anonymous No.]

I believe there was an image of tentacle-chan with a question mark next to her face. Does anyone have it? It looked similar to picrel, I think. Maybe I am just imagining things.

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>>44897733
Is there a full pic? I'm too addicted to foxes, please send help.
In the form of new fox pictures.

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>>44897884

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>>44897838
Bully a heck pup in heat by doing all sorts of lewd poses with her in the sub position before her flames sprout. Ruin her for marriage because her mother demands the sacrifice of your virginity to her daughter and no less than as many grandkids as poses you did.

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>>44897898
That is a really nice fox picture.

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>>44897898

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>>44897805
what is dragon sauce? wurm milk and eggs?

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>>44897965
Could see it being like, dragonfire roasted chili/peppers then mashed in a food processor and mixed with tomato/Worcestershire and salt

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>>44897839
It's real but I'm sure as fuck not going to leak the contents in here since I don't want or need to get into trouble.

[Anonymous No.]

>monster girl waifu appears
>but the absolute worst turn off you can imagine a monster girl having is what she really enjoys

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>>44897965
>>44897981
All with a "special little ingredient"

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>>44898007
Fuck off and die.

[Anonymous No.]

I was thinking stuff like being into anal but whatever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44898007
Why do you come up with the worst things possible, how hurt is your soul if you have a soul that is.

[Anonymous No.]

Posting speed sure went off a cliff.

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>>44898097
We're all waiting for a new thread so we can go back to posting images.

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>>44897835
Wait, did he switch to distributing new content via messages to thwart kemono.party scrapping? holy kek, this is getting fucking sad and kemono has DM importing anyway.

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>>44898204
>replying to yourself

[Anonymous No.]

i like mg stories with like a bit of dark into it, like not dark to the point of killing people but in the sense that monsters can do things that aren't in your best interest.

[Anonymous No.]

If a thread is created now, this thread will be bumped off the log
Is it a "proper thread" if it pushes the other thread off the log?