Monster Girl Thread

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>>44918355
This Doragon's smug aura Mocks me.

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>>44918355
What happens if you give malef an empty egg carton?

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>>44918355
Wrong thread, use >>44918327

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Dragons are inferior to humans

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Mouse.

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>>44918360
Sounds like a challenge.

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>>44918360
Something tells me she is going to toss it to the side and say its time to 'fill it'

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Why do gargoyles get along with wonderworms?
Because they are stoned!

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>>44918361
>vandalized OP and gachashit

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>>44918371
Why are skeletons the best jokesters?
You can see their funny bone

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>>44918373
Made first and we aren't an MGE thread.

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>>44918375
Why are they so angry, they got a bone to pick with you

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>>44918363
I just sent your home address to the Malef Matriarchy.

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>>44918378
I'm not that against this in principle it has the right to exist.

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>>44918381
Why do Skeletons make good architects?
They can tell if a building has good bones.

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>shitposter makes shitpost thread
>it gets ignored in favor of the real one
>shitposter spergs out and spams gore
It's like clockwork.

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>>44918416
shut the fuck up and just wait until janitors do something

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>>44918416
At least OC got a you.

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Why is this thread always vandalized?

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>>44918366
These Zipangu dairy foxes I swear.
They're far too lewd for this world.

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>>44918419
Not him but you know as well as I do that could take a while.
>>44918421
Because subhumans see regular people being happy and enjoying something and it fills them with rage and desire to destroy.

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>>44918421
mods would rather jerk off to vtumors than do anything

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>>44918421
You know, anon. I really don't know. But I don't think it's the reason the post above me gave.

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>>44918421
fags, jews, troons, commies. You might not like the answer but it is what it is.

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Consider the following:
>pear shaped monstergirls
Thoughts?

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God I miss the days when the worst thing we had to worry about was Bollocks or KDF.

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>>44918440
My favorite fruit and bodytype

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>>44918440
Pretty decent, I do enjoy busty babes but a good pear is fine too.

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>>44918438
Pretty good description of yourself

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>>44918441
We're moving up the tournament ladder of autists.
I don't know how but we're doing it.

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>>44918440
I love Holstaurs and huge tits in general but I do agree, pear shaped monsters are for manhandling and breeding.

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I uh...I think I'm gonna stay out of this thread for a while, maybe see what's going on in the morning. Goodnight anons, looks like this thread is burning.

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why are discordfaggots like this?

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>>44918462
now now, there's enough breeding to go around

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The butthurt causing funny japanese man strikes again

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>>44918462
Figure really needs to depend on the girl.
A tallflat himidere, for example, just doesn't work.
Shy girls, by comparison, work with busy, pear, and hourglass bodytypes very easily.

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>>44918465
This is the easy part of the raid though, when they’re actually replying and to force conversations to turn to fag shit is annoying but when they get ignored and throw a hissy fit and just start spamming with no text it makes them super easy to report and ignore while continuing actual conversations.

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>>44918488
>eyes hidden behind bangs
The highland holst is a dangerous creature.

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>>44918498
an excellent pedigree

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>>44918488
No such thing as enough breeding, I want to start an entire new village with how many children me and my Holstaur wife have.
>>44918490
Agreed, proportions are vital.

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>>44918515
Always love the breed stuff like this be it holsts or werecats.
Even spiders are great with it.

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>>44918515
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>>44918488
They look made for BBC

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>>44918520
Its not even proportions, to a certain extent.
Tall flat tends to not have the wider hips of a pear so it won't work with a Himedere as she needs something to be smug about aside from simple class.

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holy fuck janitors are incompetent

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>>44918536
Too busy looking at vtuber prease understand

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Why has gatekeeper not stopped the spam?

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>44918543
>after post cooldown
>same language previous spammers have used
you're not fooling anyone, gore spammer.
have fun getting banned

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I want to apologize for arguing with one of the guys in the last thread, he was fucking right holy shit. I understand why he was being a dick to me now

I really hope the portals open up one day

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>>44918552
Teach me Gal-cow sensei

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>>44918552
who the fuck were you arguing with and about what?
I need to know if I get to laugh at you or not

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>>44918524
isn't it about time to run off to /vg/ and tattle off about how /jp/ is full of mean and incomprehensible bullies?

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>gore spammers are israelis posting dead palestinians
They really aren't trying to hide it anymore.

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>>44918552
If you think the constant unhinged whining didn't paint a massive target on this thread, I don't know what to tell you

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>>44918563
Seethe

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>>44918564
All he does is find a random thread to pull images from. It used to be shitty /v/ threads

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Fuck you janitors, fucking took you long enough to deal with that cocksucker.

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A meido arrives not when she is called, but when she is needed.

Anyways, good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.
Instead, remember that it doesn't matter if she's a unicorn, a white horn, or a centaur. You better have stone shape or something similar if she's going into the dungeon with you.

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>>44918556
She will teach you how to love a woman properly.
>>44918560
I was the one saying I wished KC took care of himself while going after NTR fuckers, don't get me wrong I was happy he did but it clearly had some very bad effects on his mental health.
>>44918564
Eh I think that's just because it's a recent conflict with a lot of new and easy to find LiveLeak tier shit
>>44918565
Oh it does, It's one of the reasons I usually just ignore shitters

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>>44918552
Lurk some more before arguing with people who have seen this happen a dozen times before.

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>tfw u are a hired cupid
>u get people together, covertly

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>>44918585
>post the exact same concerntrolling shit fags have been doing for months
>surprised someone flew off the handle at him
gg dumbass

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>>44918585
>Today Anon we'll start with the basics.
>Baby making!
>Eeeeh? Why are you looking at me like that? This is very basic stuff! I'll even show you how its done!
>Now get those pants off.

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post meidos
and i guess roll for graduates
https://kikasuru.github.io/mge-slotmachine/

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Big tails, petite monster girls.

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>>44918585
just sucks that the game might get canned

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>>44918491
I can't stand gore, it triggers my psychosis hard. Forgot I still had this thread tagged in, but it seems the spammer is gone? Hopefully. Was starting to feel real bad mentally looking at that stuff.

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So everything over or is the madness still going?

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>>44918615
The jannies nuked him so we should get a couple days off from this particular retard.

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>>44918608
Fuck off.

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>>44918633
fuck off mick

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>>44918642
>concern trolling over the game
>not the sign of an obvious shitposting faggot
Nice try bitch

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>>44918645
I hope you get the help you need someday

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>>44918652
>already backpedaling this hard
Finally figured out how to ban evade, gore spammer? Fucking bet that's you.

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>>44918613
>>44918615
The troll thread got deleted too so yeah he’s done for a few days until his ban expires.

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>>44918355
Damn female lizard needs a spanking

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>>44918658
And yet no gore spamming

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>>44918697
>shitposter is a faggot coward
Yeah, that doesn't surprise me.

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So if you HAD to choose two MG's to be your wife, under order from the Demon Lord herself in order to propogate the species, which two would you pick? They can be the same species or different, and you'll always be guaranteed to spend enough time and attention with them both while still getting to do your thing.

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>>44918721
yeti and flayer

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>>44918721
DL can go fuck herself if she things she can tell me that. She's welcome to ask, but I am strictly monogamous.

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>>44918773
It was more of a joke post than anything anon. I can respect a man that just wants one wife.

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>>44918721
two of these

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>it's happening for hours and hours while I'm awake
>it's still happening when I wake up
It's not even being done by a person but a rogue AI

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New race available to the public ahead of time? What? There was a given time? Malef, not even Dragonewt, got released to the public, she has months in the paywall. Who the fuck complained about KC releasing her "ahead of time"? This only divides the MGE fandom further by creating artificiai drought and dividing to those with acce$$ to the "new" content and not. The waiting time used to be a couple of weeks if I remember well where "advance" profiles were a reward. I am not blaming KC, I am blaming whoever is/are the faggots complaining that a MG that was created months ago was released "too soon" to the public, possibly giving KC the fake impression that the paying anons want even further delays and more sectorization.

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>>44918721
An exceptionally large Holstaur and an exceptionally large Titania.

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>>44918721
cheat the system and go for mega chimera

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>>44918806
Eat shit faggot.

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>>44918796
Harems aren't that bad, anon.

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hehe kitty titty

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>>44918601
Oh hey, Malef has already been added to this.

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>>44918806
If you aren't leaking it you are part of the problem.

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>shitposters can't spam gore anymore so now they need to circlejerk over how mad they are that KC told Wightfag to eat shit months ago
Fucking legitimately pathetic

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>>44918829
no cat will tom me

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>>44918852
>Quote from man Tom'd

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>>44918721
Two Onis, one red and one blue

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>>44918829
I like this kot, where can I buy her ?

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>>44918856
What Anon's fail to understand that when dealing with cats, all roads end in Tom.
>Submit to the cat, you become Tom
>Dominate the cat and make her Molly, you are the Tom to her Molly
>Ignore the cat, she persists and the equation resets to the first part
There is no escape

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>>44918859
Truly a man of daring, and hopefully a strong liver.
>>44918818
You mean one with like twenty personalities or something? That'd probably end up harder to handle than two regular MGs.
>>44918809
Why do you like those types so much?

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>>44918848
do you ever get tired?

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If a weresheep bleats in a field, and nobody is around to hear her, is it still cute?

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>Go to Hell Prison after firebombing a monster's house with her husband still inside
>Get sent to solitary after you tried to bite a fellow inmate's nose off
>Send every Eros and Extremist missionary away crying
>Eventually get told you're going to spend the rest of your life in solitary
>Media eventually drops the story of a possible Hell Prison redemption case for the city

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>>44918882
A schrodinger's sheep

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>>44918866
You can't dominate a sith, she's royalty.

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>>44918882
No. Cuteness is inherently a property of observation. Cuteness can not exist in a vacuum.

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Half of you I don’t even think are humans and are of some type of hybrid.

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>>44918956
hybrid from what?

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>>44918894
fuck off

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>>44918959
Nephilim you six fingered son of bitch, I bet you typed that post with all 12 of your fingers.

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>>44918968
Is everybody new to the internet or just retarded? Saying "fuck off" to a troll is giving them attention. Don't do that. It's not going to make them fuck off, it gives them a dopamine rush. Ignore.

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>>44918956
Anon I think you accidentally the whole Coca-Cola bottle.

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>>44918969
I'm frog man, don't know what a Nephilim is

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>>44918968
Cry about it. This is the fate of every anon who posts here. You WILL go to the Hell Prison and you will NOT be redeemed.

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>>44918979
Autists are easily baited.

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>>44918866
True that's why I advocate for becoming a T O M

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>>44918982
Giants/Nephilims came from angels mating with humans and became the demons after they died in the flood, end of story.

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>>44918870
>Truly a man of daring, and hopefully a strong liver.
I don't even drink alcohol.

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>>44918982
Chesh gets pretty mad when girls approach Knight-san...

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>>44918996
She is a holy protective trinket, it'd normal, no?

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Say, /mgt/.
If you, somehow, someway, found out that the Day of the Rape was a week from now, what preparations would you choose to make?
Personally, I'd be getting a lot of cleaning done, and stock up on a variety of meats to share with my wife-to-be.

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I've got a a fever!

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Dominions 4/5 MGE mod when?

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>>44918987
That's what turned the general monster girl thread into... not the general monster girl thread.

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>>44918998
Yeah but she doesn't even let him shower alone...

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>>44919009
Fuck off raider. Go stay in your shithole over on /vg/.

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>>44919002
I was confused what she was at first, that my mind was switching back and forth to three different monster girls from Dormouse to Wendigo to Holstaur.

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>>44919016
It's saner there.

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>>44919016
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Don't say fuck off, it's only going to give him a dopamine rush. Why is this so hard a concept to understand? It doesn't matter how many insults your post has, it doesn't matter how nasty you get, any attention is going to give him a rush.

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>>44919002
Me too
>>44919011
Water is an expensive resource and a holy cat also needs to be cleansed like any other pet.

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>>44918996
He already has a wise-cracking sidekick, other girls need to take the hint.

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>>44919034
But I'm not even new. He's just crazy.

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>>44919035
>>44919037
But Knight-san is on an arduous mission! He needs as many holy relics as he can get!

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How do monster girls se furies? Adorable? uncanny valley/weirded out?

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You know I’m surprised nephilims aren’t in MGE since we know angels and humans can have children in the universe, though how to make a titanic monstrosity cute that both eats humans and it’s own kind I don’t know. Maybe it’s one of those things that shouldn’t be touched upon in the lore.
Or maybe they would just be humans that have angelic dna in them where they can turn into 10 to 12 foot tall bane like beings instead. Almost like a raging mushroom power up but more otherworldly.

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>>44919055
Well the demon lord approves them she started this shit.

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>>44919050
Miss Chesh doesn't like that idea and is hissing now.

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>>44919062
Blessings upon her.
Or she just really wanted her dog to stop monopolizing her husbands attention and move out.

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>>44918848
>KC told Wightfag to eat shit months ago

Actually to KC it was less of a "fuck off" command and a heart crushing "Why are you doing this to your wife? Dont you love your wife? Respect your wife" scolding before KC got enough and banned him. I think that was a defining point for KC and might be the main reason for the current state of MGE. Wightfag had a Wight profile pic and had a lot of waifu pics uploaded then he suddenly turns NTR.

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>>44919065
Well it's too late! He's found the Flaming Sword of Farkreeth and he's taking it! Now he just has to find a way to convince the Salamander holding it to let it go!

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>>44918839
If I leak it the doomer scenario of "KC closed off MGE to a circle of friends" will become a reality, killing MGE. And since my sanity depends on MGE cope, I cant contribute to its extinction.

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>>44919097
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Fuck off.

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So uh, has the new girl leaked yet?

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>>44919106
No, shell out 10 bucks and take one for the team

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>>44919107
Nah, I'm good. I don't care enough to spend money on it.

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>>44919102
You're feeding the troll again. Stop doing that. Every time you respond he gets a dopamine rush. You are figuratively jerking him off.

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>>44919106
No and dont expect it in a long time:
1. She doesnt seem to be popular, no hype to share
2. Everyone is scared because KC went overkill this time with anti-leaking measures and not even the japanese image profile was shared, just the translated text as shitty as it can come in a DM and the high resolution pic.

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>>44919120
>Everyone is scared
I mean, nobody has ever been in a rush to leak them before.

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>>44919120
I am of the mind it will come when it comes, no sense in getting bent out of shape or concerned really. You have no control of when it releases and KC feels the need to exert his ownership of his ip because it was/is under coordinated attack, many other fandoms failed to act and now we got shit like race not applying stats in DnD etc.

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What is your "Oh shit! The monsters are coming and they're horny!" theme music?

https://youtu.be/RyUiu_2jjP8?si=t4rbupLGGbZxWN68

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how to counter childhood friend jinko's "sit on you" move?
also how to remove crippling childhood friend debuffs?

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>>44919156
>many other fandoms failed to act and now we got shit like race not applying stats in DnD etc.
It's one thing to pander to cancer and another to just ignore stupid shit randoms on the internet do all the time.
It would also massively help if western fandom didn't have a couple schizos scouring the internet and shoving that shit in KC's face to progress their own agenda.

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>>44919158
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nvWqVQIvazU

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>>44919158
This song came to my mind.
https://youtu.be/71wMqeEUZtQ?si=5-MEObszVyAaCYv-

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>>44919176
What even is this agenda?

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>>44919158
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6f7pgA0riU8

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>>44918870
>Why do you like those types so much?
Because I love huge tits and girls with soft and kind personalities, Demons are also very high on my list because of all the demon posting that we get.

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>>44919158
>Halo Flood theme

This song plays when foolish under leveled (male) adventurers are being gangraped by Mamono Mana 'd Flood (Extremist Tentacles, Ropers and Parasite Slimes). All while a Schizophrenic Automaton tells you to wait as she opens the door to the index.

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>>44919211
Good to see the Library still makes men out of boys.

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>>44919211
Worst fucking dungeon in all the demon realms.

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>>44919217
>those monsters
>makes men out of boys
h-hehe

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4 minotaur american gladiators vs anon

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>>44919231
10 Hamburger Fed Hellhounds VS Anon.

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>>44918721
Baphomet and malef
Or bogie and bogey

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>>44919231
Who would win: ten minotaurs or ten Brock Lesnars?

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New MGE fan game?
https://twitter.com/MonsterGirlAdv/status/1712677751935697054?t=jWW517kBYv4APJB9-1X8Mw&s=19

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>>44919186
Some schizoid reactionary crusade against "degeneracy" complete with internet christcucks, you only need to scroll through one bunker meta thread not recommended to get the idea.
Or just look at what happened to puuyo.

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>>44919001
Uhh, I dont know man. Probably clean my room?

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>>44919258
What's wrong with being reactionary?

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hellwan love

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>>44919231
7 cardboardlusted jinkos vs anon

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>>44919275
He's an NTRfaggot that's mad he got exposed. Ignore him.

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>>44919275
Nothing, as long as you are not destroying a fandom because you are unable to separate reality from dreams about fantasy waifus.

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>>44919106
I think the reason she has't been leaked is due to KC extreme measures and how uninteresting she is.
She can be boiled down to
>Yellow slime with eyes
>Seems to just do random things that nobody gets
>Is actually super smart
>Get near and you want to fuck her
>Got a AoE thing that makes other monsters lose their inhibitions (like they have any)
>Eat slime to get smart
Outside the AoE inhabitation thing, there's nothing new or interesting there. I'll continue to talk about my waifu.

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>>44919258
>puuyo
Saw his profile and he has never denounced MGE and keeps a fucking loli Baphomet as his wife. So I dont get what degeneracy he thinks or wants to fight against and how he is doing it.

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All of you will die.

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>>44919303
His twatter profile is now full on praise jesus schizo rambling

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>>44919308
everybody will die anon, we ain't special

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I will ignore all the drama baiting niggers and post gazer.

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>>44919311
Just normal faith stuff? I mean he could be into something a lot worse and become a lot worse.

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>>44919311
Dont see how his religious posts expose some conspiracy by him to "fight degeneracy" in MGE, what does that even mean and how he can accomplish it, given he is still a loli Baphomet waifufag.

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>>44918721
Two succubi

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>>44919311
mge has a fair amount religious people following it, and dont really object to the idea of "fucking your wife to make a family"

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>>44919311
Ain't nothing wrong with Jesus.

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>>44919325
>>44919331
>gaslighting this hard
I want bunkerfags to stay on bunker

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You've heard of hellwan, but how about Hellwoof?

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>>44919355
Not from that place though if he truly did follow the messiah like he says he does he wouldn’t be a baphofag because the messiah is gonna kill people like that in the last days, read revelations.

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>>44919360
Hag hellhound?

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>>44919331
being hyper religious and into kids isn't an uncommon combination, broseph

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>>44919372
Didn't Jesus warn against people who just keep shoving the fact they are religions into everyone face as well?

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>>44919381
>get molested by a dark priest as a kid
Many such cases

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>>44919372
>if he truly did follow the messiah
Internet preachers are not exactly known for actually adhering to their religion

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>>44919397
I believe he did, where he said there’s some people you can’t change and you have to move on eventually and let them decide for themselves if they want to follow or not.

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Wyvern is better than any smelly dragon, disgusting malef, or decaying zombie dragon.
Wurm is cool tho.
post wyvern

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Wyvern is better than any smelly dragon, disgusting malef, or decaying zombie dragon.
Wurm is cool tho.
post wyvern

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>>44919303
Trying to understand the mentally ill isn't worth the trouble. Stick them all in the loony bin and be done with it.

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>>44919421
I just wish they'd stay there instead of stirring shit in the thread

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>>44919325
>Just normal faith stuff?
No,it had something about NTR right at the front but I can't find the link to his profile now to confirm. It is certainly not normal to use faith in your petty fight against internet degenerates.

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>>44919419
All reptile girls are good.
I will kiss a dragon, Wyvern and a lizard girl on the tip of their tails and they can't stop me.

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>sky jew this
>twitter account that
shut the fuck up and post vampires

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>>44919445
Based.

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>>44919445
I want to fuck the not!whore of babylon instead

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>>44919451
fucking awful art

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>>44919451
Well matches up with the description of Jezebel at least especially the makeup part.

[Anonymous No.]

It's weird how some posters/anons/waifufags/writefags/etc seem to spark a large amount of debate

And others just exist and have existed for years

[Anonymous No.]

>>44919252
My head wife is a malefomet

[Anonymous No.]

>>44919445
Vampires are a abomination have sex with dog girls and angel girls instead as God intended for human men.

[Anonymous No.]

Was checking Puuyo's account and he did deleted all of Rebekkah's art minus the profile pic. He might have stopped being a waifufag after all.

[Anonymous No.]

>Hey, fren. Got any tendies?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44919481
Nah hes still getting commissions and skebs

[Anonymous No.]

>>44919481
Maybe it’s for the best. Like how old is puuyo at this point, that I wouldn’t be surprised he wanted to move on eventually.

[Anonymous No.]

burg

[Anonymous No.]

>>44919506
At almost 34 I dont ever see myself leaving MGE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44919481
Of all the waifufags, who's even left? What's the status on them all?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44919508
fucking dogsshit art

[Anonymous No.]

>>44919531
burg

[Anonymous No.]

>Mamonomana ain't free. The tree of romance and lewd gotta be litterd with the cum of husbands. Chief God, aka "CG" is not my goddess. she is perma virgin and probably lesbian as well :DD. Man and REAL mamono, not man and Alp ok. Praise Lilith.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44919538
Dumb gremlin
The dragon who absolutely has big tits is so much cooler and smarter and better

[Anonymous No.]

>>44919531
Sabbath not welcome here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44919538
Much better.

>>44919569
Big tits are nice but when it looks like shitty DA fetish art it's garbage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44919524
Apparently theres a new Amazoness waifufag. Commissioned this and is expecting another.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44919524
Here or just in general?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44919552
>MP7
Cringe. Perfect for a loser like Druella.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44919524
most seem to be in discord circles at this point

[Anonymous No.]

>>44919597
Either or I guess

[Anonymous No.]

>>44919552
Motherfucker has over 50 pictures of Druella, he is obsessed and will become a target of the mamono princess. That be careful out there anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44918721
If i had to choose 2, it would be Inari and Apophis. The contrast between soft mofu and hard coils would probably drive me insane

[Anonymous No.]

I'm gonna go to the park on a nice, sunny Sunday in Hagille, lay down on the grass and loudly announce: God I wish a hag would sit on my face right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44919318
>>44919328
>>44919328
I don't understand what you see in her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44919590
He has good taste

[Anonymous No.]

Gonna post a pic of the worst microwave meal possible, post it on 4mon and say how I'm treating myself to a healthy meal.
Imagine the (You)s

[Anonymous No.]

When I find myself smelling of flowers
A cute insect buzzes over to me
My clothes are gone in an instant - plap a bee
And when I wake in the darkness I've been trapped inside a insect hive
She covers me in honey - plap a bee

plap a bee, plap a bee.
plap a bee plap a bee.
Find out what the buzz is about, plap a bee.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44919712
I like to imagine eros extremists using post like this to recruit hags into their faction, as well as encourage trainees. Imagine the portals opening and a large group of tactical hags dropping into the you city and manatracking your posts back to you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44919780
Oh no! That would be terrible haha.

[Anonymous No.]

I think the dungeons 4 demo might have accidentally given me a thing for crazy elves, you lot have ruined me

[Anonymous No.]

>>44919762
>anon hears polite knocking on his bedroom door
>hes pretty sure he lives alone
>"Silly mastah, i can show you what real healthy food is."

[Anonymous No.]

>>44919825
>Purple slime starts leaking from the door frames
I will eat the slime and I will be happy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44918721
Weresheep and Dormouse to make the world a sleepy place

[Anonymous No.]

Does the Chief Goddess have a name? And who is the Chief God?

[Anonymous No.]

So, obviously MGC will have separate themed districts/regions to keep every anon happy, which ones can you think of?
>WEF schizoverse parody downtown, with local governor Klaudia Schwab coming up with new eco measures that somehow seem to be just about pushing men and mamono into relationships
>hagtown, known for its seedy bars where young boys go in, but are often never seen again
>hellwan ghetto, always at odds with MGCPD wights
>gyaru school district with roving bands of pyrows preying on unaccompanied adult men

[Anonymous No.]

>>44919887
Back in the old days, the mayor of MGC was just this really tired guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44919887
I will cook raging mushroom combat drugs near the old crackhouse so somewhere near the wonderland district and the techno slum

[Anonymous No.]

an anubis enters a bar, and says:
>one whiskey and.................. one coke please
>why the big pause?
>I don't know, I was born with them

[Anonymous No.]

>>44919825
>Anon buys a microwave dinner at the store
>Monster main comes up behind him, gently takes him by the arm and tells him to put it down
>She then follows him home and cooks him a proper dinner

[Anonymous No.]

>>44919956
Fuck it, gonna roll for what monster maid I get
>https://kikasuru.github.io/mge-slotmachine/
>Jinko
BIG
BUFF
CAT
MAID

[Anonymous No.]

>>44919934
I'm going to shave those paws clean after she passes out after one glass

[Anonymous No.]

>>44919967
>Kamaitachi
A maid for dinner, a maid for bath and a maid for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44919967
>Rata maid
Dick the squirrel.
>>44919976
The moment you touch the paw she’s gonna unconsciously grab you and pull you into an iron grip cuddle like a daki.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44919999
>forcibly cuddled by a big dog
>having to breathe in her alcoholic breath and slowly get drunk too
Nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>44919967
>dark slime
How cute, she thinks she's a shog.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44919967
I want one too.

[Anonymous No.]

>buy canned meat at the store
>monsters think I'm going to cook something with it when I get home
>little do they know I'm going to eat it straight out the can

[Anonymous No.]

>>44919817
they always wait till your at your weakest

[Anonymous No.]

>>44919445
Vampires are fucking dorks, dorks!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44920096
rubable ears

[Anonymous No.]

>>44918355
It's kind of funny how every dragon since the original profile has just been "dragon but not an asshole".

[Anonymous No.]

>>44920467
dont care, still like regular dragon best

[Anonymous No.]

dragons are so cool!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44920608
dragons are hot, not cool, they breathe fire after all

[Anonymous No.]

>>44920608
Scaled claws typed this post.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44920672
What about ice dragons?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44920733
so cold its hot

[Anonymous No.]

>>44920733
Mrs White Christmas

[Anonymous No.]

>>44920672
No, they are cold blooded, they are cool.
Their breath is hot.
So you should get a hot blowjob and then cool your dick of in their pussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44920672
My dragon wife can't breath fire. She just breaths out hard enough to form a shock-wave or raw concussive energy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44920768
I will forever associate that song with Arnie as Mr. Freeze

[Anonymous No.]

>>44920826
Instructions unclear. Ate out dragon coochie and whipped out my weiner into her claws

[Anonymous No.]

>>44920868
>>44920672
>breathfags

[Anonymous No.]

Wight is my light in this plight
Living without Wight is a blight
How long do I have to fight?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44921138
Wight supremacy

[Anonymous No.]

>>44919294
Pyrow is the best of the "recent" girls, all the ones released after the lockdown era are mediocre and uninteresting. Malef gets any attention only thanks to the corruption gimmick, like ketchup on a bland meal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44921229
All of the good ideas have already been done.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44919887
Undergroung insect district. Iluminated only by bioluminescent plants and made up of mostly stone,with pLenty of ambush spots, dead ends and tunnels.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44921356
>Underground insect district
Misread this as "underground incest district"

[Anonymous No.]

>>44921448
Is this an elf or a demon

[Anonymous No.]

>>44921356
>>44921448
There is no Undercity of Rats. There most definitely isn't an Under-Undercity of Ants.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44921448
>it's just a bunch of lonely older women adopting young orphan boys and getting marriage papers bundled

[Anonymous No.]

>>44921448
Considering how fertile insects are, there is bound to be some insect incest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44919887
flower district
junktown
THE REDZONE

[Anonymous No.]

>>44919967
>Wendigo
How's that gonna work?
She's gonna stalk me about halfway to my house, come up behind me to tell me to throw the microwave meal away, spook me into raping her and guide me to her village? Sounds like a kidnapping with extra steps, not a maid. Or maybe she's gonna consider my house her village now.

[Anonymous No.]

>get teleported into MGE
>seeing that it worked, your waifu smiles weakly and then collapses
>when she wakes up, she explains that dimensional summoning places incredible strain on the caster and she will likely need several months to regain her strength

[Anonymous No.]

>>44921886
Pump her full of cum to help her recover.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44921886
>and she will likely need several months to regain her strength
>starts sucking mana straight from Anon's D immediately

[Anonymous No.]

>>44921886
Well, that's one way to tell us that you have a healing fetish

[Anonymous No.]

>>44921959
Wait, you don't?

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine healing a monster far larger than you

[Anonymous No.]

>>44922026
I don't see the point, I'd rather spend the day having my pelvis strained by a healthy aggressive monster

[Anonymous No.]

>>44921229
>>44921267
I have hopes for Balrog. Not many, but some.

[Anonymous No.]

>Doctor Lich found out I was faking my illnesses just so I could have an excuse to keep seeing her frequently at the clinic
I'm so boned man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44922066
Balrog will probably end up being literally who after a month, just like Phoenix that was also highly anticipated for years.

[Anonymous No.]

beast girls involuntarily wagging their tails...

[Anonymous No.]

What monster would be a sushi chef for zipangu's best omakase place?
Ochimusha?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44922132
>when you say that you want to "mate" instead of fuck/have sex
>WAG WAG WAG WAG WAG

[Anonymous No.]

>>44922097
as long as balrog isnt another fucking loli I'll be happy

[Anonymous No.]

>>44922285
Don't worry, my dad works for KC and says it won't be loli just toddlercon

[Anonymous No.]

>give dragon egg carton
>she just says her eggs are too big to fit there

[Anonymous No.]

>>44922309
>dragon so fit that she just squats and lays the unfertilized egg on the spot without even breaking a sweat

[Anonymous No.]

>>44922285
balrog will be an elf

[Anonymous No.]

malef wurm

[Anonymous No.]

>>44922285
balrog will be a short stack muscle girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>44922361
Balrog will be an Alp
>cue Wizards: "You shall not Pass!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>44922285
balrog will have sentient tentacles

[Anonymous No.]

>>44918440
Pears are made to seduce and pleasure human onii-chans and misters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44922455
How the fuck am I NOT supposed to just push her down and ravage her anus in anal mating press?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44918355

[Anonymous No.]

>>44922536
she big

[Anonymous No.]

I'd let her treat me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44918373
wait what

[Anonymous No.]

>>44922568
A whole bunch of retardation got purged by the jannies.

[Anonymous No.]

Dark Valkyries are berry good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44919343
MGE is porn. I thought Christians weren't supposed to consume porn?
Definitely not loli porn, in any case.

[Anonymous No.]

Watch out for local fallen heros anons. They will protect you from all of the monsters around you just to get you to themselves.

[Anonymous No.]

I see the shit stirrer has awoken and is drama baiting again. Needs slime correction.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44919956
Kikis disarming a man of his tv dinner like you might approach someone holding a loaded gun

[Anonymous No.]

>>44922655
Can I have some?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44922097
Heartbreaking too because Phoenix is still personal favorite Harpy. Even if her tassels are placed in a dumb place on her design.

>>44922285
Have both booba and loli versions from Nav, joke is on you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44920021
I... don't think that's how that works, anon...

[Anonymous No.]

>>44922677
It's mamono magic, it will work if it makes my pp go hard

[Anonymous No.]

I will not lose to hags this time

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be an order church guy and the only one willing to go deep into monster territory to perform marriages and the like.
It takes balls to go and preach infront of a congregation who are dripping on the pews

[Anonymous No.]

>>44922700
>Oh? Of course you won't~

[Anonymous No.]

>>44922615
The solution is to convert to islam, it even has canon loli insallah

[Anonymous No.]

>>44922708
Incensed order priest who perfectly believes all the order propaganda about how terrible monsters are but thinks it's an even greater sin for so many mg/human couples to be wandering around claiming to be married without ever having received a simple marriage ceremony
Venturing into the depths of monster territory, barely holding back disdain, only to make sure that those rapists are *properly* taking responsibility for their victims.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44922730
His sermons are always fire and blood, sometimes literally hurling fireballs at succubus trying to rape him mid delivery.
One of these days he is going to lescatie to preach in the streets and hell will break loose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44922711
t-this fox only has seven tails... i b-bet she's w-weak...

[Anonymous No.]

>>44922711
Her eyes are closed which means I'm still safe

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44922783
for now...

[Anonymous No.]

>>44922496
You can't say you've properly defeated the smug brat, if you didn't beat her with her own weapons of seductive words and light touching to make her knowingly submit to be buttfucked senseless.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44922807
Mercy

[Anonymous No.]

>>44922708
>Has an unstable alliance with an entourage of cupids and houri
>Keeps his pelvis intact
>He doesn't like them, and they don't agree with his view on the world
>But eros be damned if a couple want an order wedding then an order wedding they will get

[Anonymous No.]

>>44922800
Holy shit. Kojikoji is back?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44922823
>Buttfucking the smug brat senseless
>Not just impregnating her ferociously

[Anonymous No.]

>>44922914
Why not both?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44919258
>bunker meta thread
I have never seen such angry people. It's scary.

[Anonymous No.]

I will breed so many tall succubi that nearly every man will have a succ wife and thus bring extinction to all of the MG I dislike.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44922975
I will marry them ONLY IF
- I have to get on my tiptoes to kiss them
- all else negotiable

[Anonymous No.]

>>44922975
finally an answer to the shitsune question.

[Anonymous No.]

Catgirls!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44922840
they gotta respect the willingness to compromise for love

[Anonymous No.]

>>44922930
Because I don’t want to do butt stuff I want to hold her pear up to my pelvis and pump her full of my kids.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44922914
Impregnating a monster that young might be incredibly difficult, not to mention if she was one of the rarer kinds.
Not that it would stop her from crying out she's going to be knocked up, and going "just kidding~" after the nakadashi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44923021
cats are mini sociopath's, catgirls would be horrifying

[Anonymous No.]

>>44923035
>>44922840
Will travelling the demon realms and hearing the love stories of so many monster human couples thaw this priests frozen heart?
Will he find the absolution he desires, or will he find something even deeper within himself?
Perhaps he may even grow to call those winged pink abominations... friends.
Join us for the next episode of messengers of love

[Anonymous No.]

>>44919258
>>44919303
>>44919311
>>44919325
>>44919331
>>44919343
>>44919372
>>44919381
>>44919436
Most of the time, these people justify themselves by saying "IT'S NOT REAL YOU SJW LIBKEKS".

[Anonymous No.]

It so painfully obvious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44923078
Id watch it

[Anonymous No.]

>>44922663
>TvDinner Anon in a 3way stand-off with 2 Kikis weilding long-handled skillets
>distracted, doesn't hear the 3rd Kiki behind him with her broom raised
>
>wakes up in his kitchen, tied tightly to a chair
>Kiki is preparing dinner
>'Aha, she can't make Anon eat it as his arms are bound'
>
>first course is a bowl of her speciality Borscht with a big spoon
>"Silly Mashtah, here cooms zhe aeroplanez..."

[Anonymous No.]

>Tonight's top story on the disturbing new trend sweeping through MGC's youth: Condoms, and how to keep your kids away from them
>Is YOUR son or daughteru getting their hands on condoms? A recent report has shown a significant uptick in the number of contraceptives confiscated from monsters in MGC.
>Most of this is driven by students at high schools across the city. Authorities say a number of old, smelly hags have infiltrated the school system and disguised themselves as students, and are likely the ones distrubuting condoms.
>It ia unknown why they haven't all been immediately apprehended, as despite these hags universally claiming to be 17 years of age, they all smell like old people and remain hopelessly out of touch with modern teenage lingo.
>Nevertheless, when your son or daughter comes home from high school tomorrow, ensure they haven't brought with them such a vile thing as a condom.
>Thank you for watching 69 MON News.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44922663
why are they so cruel, took me a whole day to earn enough for that meal

[Anonymous No.]

>>44919967
>dragon zombie miad

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44923200
And now you'll get a nice homecooked meal for free!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44922895
No that was drawn in February.
https://twitter.com/kojikojitw/status/1712818522446045531

[Anonymous No.]

>>44923078
>"Oi, Robes, We've got a request from a couple a few countries over"
>"Let me guess. A nice human couple in the middle of an order state?"
>"Oh if you had another request we can hit that afterwards! It's in Dragonia."
>"Sarcasm hellspawn. If it were not my divined duty, I would sooner be dead than set one foot further into these accursed lands."
>"Hey! Watch your mouth! Dragonia is a lovely country filled with wise and generous dragons."
>"Dragons? Has that pink bow tie cut off air supply to your head, assuming you had a brain to begin with? Dragons are humanities eternal and arch enemy. A plague upon generations of men that only the most valiant and pure heroes-"
Keep in mind there are 2 other cupids and a houri with him. The trips are always long.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44923253
He'll go on like that but in the end he always manages to go on and do the ceremony without glaring at the bride.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44923199
News Update:
>MGCPD Detectives have arrested a notorious Mimic trying to pass as a vending machine near MGC High
>Mimic was in possession of a large number of illegal c*ndoms
>when questioned, the Mimic' Tanuki lawyer claimed her client was only selling the illegal c*ndoms as convenient containers for quantities of 'mimic-slime' sold as perfectly legal anal-sex lubricant for loli mamono students
>MGCPD have released the Mimic, but are warning all parents to be aware that highschool mamonos experimenting with anal-sex can be a 'gateway' to other dangerous forms of non-procreative activity, like actual c*ndom-usage.
>MGCPD Spokesmamono: "Kids, be sure your Anon is cooming deep in your mamono-pussy, remember our safety motto 'Stay balls-deep in school!'."

[Anonymous No.]

a cool location for an adventure would prob be like human territory where monsters are allowed but not looked well upon(second class citizens).

[Anonymous No.]

>>44923329
just start in a green demon realm like everyone else

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44918806
RPG UPDATE DOKO?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44923277
>"Wow! Helluva ceremony there robes! Did you see the bride's mother? She was moved to tears! A malef, moved to tears!" The cupid says.
>"Hmph. Oration is but one of the many skills blessed upon me." The priest replies.
>"An orator huh? I'm sure there's some monster out there who'd love a good ora-"
>"Cease! Or I'll take one of your accursed arrows - a blessing from a false god I might add - and shove it down your throat so I might be free of your incessant bull!"
>"Ooh! Kinky! Tell me more!" The houri butts in.
>"Not." The priest grits his teeth. "One. More. Word."
>"Sounds like someone's hungry." The cupid smirks. "Since we are here, why dont we try the local dragonia steak? I hear it's a delicacy."
>"Monster food!? ...I suppose if you MUST insist. The goddess demands her servants be at full strength."

[Anonymous No.]

How intense is the correction you need?

[Anonymous No.]

Gaira 15 will be out on the 25th.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44923329
>go on holiday with dragon wife
>get lost while flying to Ryugujo
>decide to land in the nearest town and ask for directions
>everyone starts running and screaming at the sight of a dragon
>you must have ended up in human territory

[Anonymous No.]

>>44923452
Nice harpy

[Anonymous No.]

>>44923445
I want to feel something other than hurt and sadness. I want to stop having nightmares about my mom. I want to be able to smile and laugh, and live in the moment. I want to stop being terrified of people and have friends who like spending time with me. I want to be able to leave my home and stop spending my evenings daydreaming on the couch or living vicariously through books.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44919590
If I recall correctly, he's currently trying to get a picture of an Amazon in wedding lingerie which I heartily encourage. We need more monstergirls in lewd wedding outfits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44923452
>Wise Tengo of the woods....why did you tie me up?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44923532
>Tengo
Well fuck me in the alps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44923508
Assuming all that is true, then I'm sorry to hear you're not doing too hot. You should really see a therapist and maybe do some light exercise in the evenings instead of being on the couch.

[Anonymous No.]

monster village where the only human is also the enigmatic mayor(he was there first).

[Anonymous No.]

>>44919001
clean my room, probably shave my entire body, and wait like a child in a GameStop line back in 2011.
I'd probably also have a panic attack and wonder which girl would claim me, or I'd go nuts and lock my room up and have snacks and stuff on the ready so I can hide for a while.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44923445
rumination

[Anonymous No.]

>>44923452
lol. As if there was any doubt.

[Anonymous No.]

Fox hag trying to be young again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44923616
Read that as "ruination" and thought that seemed a bit extreme.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44923611
Fall must be the Soldier Beetle's favorite time of year.
There's a lot of apples becoming ripe this time of year.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44923538
>In the Alps
HA! GAAAAAY

[Anonymous No.]

>>44923445
Need to be hypnotized by demons/lamia/succubi and turned into a incredibly warm feeling daki/breeding stud for a few days/weeks

[Anonymous No.]

take ur solider beetle gf to a cider farm as a date and you'll leave with a soldier beetle wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44923691
This is nice. Just letting go of it all and loving/being loved.

[Anonymous No.]

Christmas is only two months away! Do you do anything special for the holiday season?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44923696
>revealing the source of the appol to soldier beetles
anon, you fool...!

[Anonymous No.]

malef but she is working as a supermarket clerk

[Anonymous No.]

>>44923696
What happens if I introduce her to apple cider donuts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44923749
Bah, humbug!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44923760
>knee hug
that's adorable

[Anonymous No.]

>>44919255
Damn, lol.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44923662
Wonder what their favorite apple is, mine is honeycrisp or green apples

[Anonymous No.]

>>44923773
Somewhere, a Krampus was just psychically informed of a disturbance in the holiday spirit...

[Anonymous No.]

>>44923786
wanna bite her butt

[Anonymous No.]

>>44923691

[Anonymous No.]

>>44923749
I usually go visit my parents for a few weeks when Christmas rolls around. I think I might be able to charm my mom's rosemary-and-honey-glazed chestnut recipe out of her this year.

[Anonymous No.]

cows are getting too big

[Anonymous No.]

>>44923760
>Get really sad
>Soldier beetle you always give apples to scuttles next to you
>"Hooman?"
>Try to dry your eyes before soldier beetle sees you sad
>Too late
>Hugs you with her front legs
>"Hooman is sad?"
>Look at her shining, purple eyes. It's hard to read a soldier beetles emotions, so to see a frown on her face is nothing short of disturbing
>"Hooman gave me appol last summer. Am hoomans friend, and appol taste good so..."
>Feel her press something spherical into your palm
>"Appol?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>44923806
>ooooh you like fucking noodles ooooh you are noodlefucker

[Anonymous No.]

>>44923829
>soldier beetle you always give apples to
In soldier beetle culture, this is known as a 'wife'.

[Anonymous No.]

malef but shes a freeloading neet in your house that's only good for cleaning up sometimes and being your cumdump
She came into our house and said its her property and the dragonia court agreed with her
she never goes outside either and schlicks off in full view of you and has no sense of modesty around you at all
also eats fucktons of junk food and is a bit pudgy

[Anonymous No.]

>>44923591
>>>44923696
Thanks, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44923750
BRAT

[Anonymous No.]

>>44923826
this cow is perhaps a little bit too big, it's true. she looks hard to cuddle with.
might roll over.

[Anonymous No.]

is it possible to max out your willpower stat, resist mind control, then trick a monster into thinking you fell under their control?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44923872
pretty easy, most mindcontrollers wont know the difference

[Anonymous No.]

are there non loli malef?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44923884
Yeah, KC said something about it at one point I'm pretty sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44923806
Yeah, losing all my senses and reasoning for whatever I'm doing in favor of drawing out my innate "monstergirls are hot" and being coiled tightly is pretty good

[Anonymous No.]

>>44923850
Get a Kiki to clean up after her.
>competition starts

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>>44923884
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44923786
>Wonder what their favorite apple is
appol

[Anonymous No.]

>>44923884

[Anonymous No.]

>>44923884
Yes the loli is just the one used in the profile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44923914
If she told me I was born to breed with dragons I think I would be too nervous to argue with her

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44923914
will run up and suck on her booba in the middle of her hour long villain monologue

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>>44923445
Well I live almost entirely isolated except for when I go to work. The loneliness does eat away at me but I tell myself that I'm used to it even when I'm really not. And with plenty of social anxiety throw into the cauldron naturally.

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>>44923914
not meaty enough for me to care

[Anonymous No.]

>>44923872
>Hah! I've been fucking you under my own free will this whole time!

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>>44923948
>sneak up on malef in the middle of her speech and grab her booba
>she puts a claw on the back of your head and holds you to her chest without stopping her speech
>after a while you realize you've been suckling on her breasts like a child for nearly ten minutes
>she's still monologuing and your adventuring companions are staring
>try and pull away
>can't

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>>44919120
wait, so the reason he's not just showing the new girl like normal and instead shares it via convoluted DM bs is some overkill response to leaks? talk about an overreaction... i rember the griffin, zombie dragon, and handful of others teased in mass, good times. hope someone will sacrifice 5 bucks for the team and share the new girl, slimes are always nice

[Anonymous No.]

Is he saving the new girls to release with the next book or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44923999
why can't you do it? The last few were all leaked for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44924015
No, this is the result of wightcuck drama from last year and the most reliable info we have is from wikifag who basically said KC is trying to almost extinguish the setting and its fanbase to somehow "protect" it from bad people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44923996
God, forced coddling/breastfeeding is so hot

[Anonymous No.]

>>44924032
>extinguish the setting
what does that mean

[Anonymous No.]

>>44923996
what happens when the monologue ends?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44924054
ends?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44924043
the whole paywall bullshit that stiffed discussion of new girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>44923884
No, they are all msgk

[Anonymous No.]

REMINDER:

The people who keep stirring up drama about KC or cripplechan or whatever are the Schizo Mick and other raidfaggots. Don't try to engage them in any rational way, don't answer their repeated retarded questions, don't indulge them in any way. Report and advise to KYS.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44924062
>says he wants to kill the setting
>still takes your money and dangles the game and new girls
There is no way to actually interpret this in a way that looks good if true.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>44924070
Just here to post monster girls I like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44923996
Willingly corrupting yourself to their cause and drinking something produced by them akin to blood, of course they wouldn't bat an eye. It's the rest of the party that needs convincing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44924072
He's not trying to actually kill it, wikifag said this was one of options KC considered but opted to greatly limit it instead.

[Anonymous No.]

Stop replying to it.
Automatically assume anyone replying to is a samefagging raidcuck.
Act accordingly.
It's just that simple.

They've already shown their true colors multiple times by spamming gore, cuckcow, furshit and other garbage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44924091
He's still taking monthly payouts, anon. Deliberately dragging them out is just what every other patreon scam does

[Anonymous No.]

>>44923943
dragons have such a bizarre way of asking for a date

[Anonymous No.]

There is no way to bully malefs besides denying them sex. It’s over bullied, you shall be the bullied now!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44924054
The speech was about the superiority of dragons and how men exist to breed them. Now it's time for the demonstration, and luckily she has a volunteer currently suckling on her breasts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44924122
Malef Locktober

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>>44924054
eventually everyone will get tired and fall asleep, and after that malef will take you back to her bedchambers and your companions will be scavenged by the dragonewt guards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44921229
>Dissing High Orc and Krampus
Such heresy shouldn't stand, but i too really enjoy Pyrow also.

[Anonymous No.]

>anons actually talking about new MGE content
>mick starts hysterically bleeding out of his ass and spams furshit and tries to concern troll
Absolutely hilarious

[Anonymous No.]

>>44921229
It's like you don't even care about her

[Anonymous No.]

>>44924150
I don't like her. Like, it would be a fun oddity in the world that you can encounter, but absolutely not wife material.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44923914
dragon overlord!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44924150
Bogeys will be really busy when they cross over to our world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44924150
the boy cant breathe

[Anonymous No.]

>>44921267
We've yet to have waifus of the Skinwalker, Berserker, or an Alpha Werewolf, still eager for those ones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44924111
This.

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[Anonymous No.]

Ah Friday the 13rd, spending a weekend watching old horror movies with your auntster

[Anonymous No.]

>>44924192
I mean, it sounds fun but she won't get out of my lap.
And is naked.
Oh, is this one of those weird plans they talk about?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44924146
watch

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>>44924198
She's just there for your safety, anon, what if you get scared when the psycho killer comes on screen? She'll be sure to act scared and shove your face in her tits, obviously you'd be scared as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44924208
>"Its fine honey, just let it out."
>"No, seriously. Let it out! I need some daughters!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>44924188
I hate formal events...

[Anonymous No.]

>>44924224
The problem is if you say its 'informal' they strip down and kidnap you to one of the side rooms.

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>>44924168
>bogeys have gone feral from all the sad Anons on the other side of the portal
>they can sniff a depressed man from dozens of miles away
>extremist faction has started using them as hunting dogs to find the places in most need of "saving"
>once they catch scent of a sad Anon they go into a dead sprint, breaking through walls and swarming him like piranhas
>the man is dragged into the cuddle pile kicking and screaming and is snuggled underneath a pile of soft bogey bodies
>and there he will stay forever, sandwiched between his many bogey lovers
>there is no more harsh cold world to hurt him anymore
>now he will only know the soft warm love of his new bogey wives

[Anonymous No.]

>>44924208
Safety soft auntster titties to make sure you don't hurt yourself in the head by accident

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine finding out that your mom "sold" you to her sister after losing a drunken bet

[Anonymous No.]

>>44923884

[Anonymous No.]

>>44924287
I'll just call her mama too and she will be too stunned to do anything

[Anonymous No.]

>>44924293
Kemono variant?

[Anonymous No.]

I just walked up to a fox telling her to quarantine herself and about the dangers out foxoplasmosis and she just muttered something about correction?
Did I get my facts wrong?

[Anonymous No.]

I think mick has a place here, as a reminder of why to not take it to far and end up like him

He is kinda like a hobo, nobody wants him here, but parents can point at him to scare their kids into not dropping out of school

[Anonymous No.]

>>44924335
its not nice to harass stranger on the street by telling them that they carry a mind-controlling parasite. you should let her cuddle with you and brush her tail as an apology.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44924335
You only get foxoplasmosis from eating fox ass. In other words, tomorrow you are going to wake up with fox ass on your face

[Anonymous No.]

>>44924255
>The bogeys could always feel the anxiety and loneliness
>But they were not aware that it had a definitive source; another world full of the kind of men they seek out.
>The extremist faction gave them a glimpse into our world; told them just the right things to win them over
>So when the time finally arrived, many were loosed upon the world.
>Not as randomly as one would believe.
>Several hundred thousand bogeys there, with still more left.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44924401
I will stand against the bogeytide!

[Anonymous No.]

Do not lose to monster girls.
Do not lose to their charms.
Win to monster girls!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44924363
ALL furries are like that guy. It's why they're hated everywhere and get banned on sight. Always R&I furshit

[Anonymous No.]

>>44921886
Which one summoned me? The Familiar, the Alice, or the Succ? Or did they work together for the ritual?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44924451
There is anon here who wanted his talking dog.

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>>44924146
I’m just glad we can finally talk about Malef and post images of her without a fucking threat of DMCA.

>When you call her a fourth rate duelist with a third rate deck and her best card is Red Eyes Black Dragon

[Anonymous No.]

>>44923517
Dont get too excited, from what I recall her "wedding dress" is basically a carnival costume like this as she belly dances. What does that have to do with weddings? No idea.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Still sick, no waiting for me home

[Anonymous No.]

>>44919590
Speaking of guarding I wonder what would happen if an Orderfag tried to attack him during that moment? As she doesnt seem to have her sword or within reach.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44924472
We all know if anyone were to report it it would be mick since he loves kc so much

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44924545
Slither like an Egyptian~

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>>44924043
Its his bat&ball and if he wants he can go home and not play with us anymore.
>thats his right as a Creator to not publicly create any more
>the public IP of the books etc stays with the publishing companies and can stay on the wikis etc unless they withdraw it
Its a shit outcome, but there have been worse - look at all the HarryPotter heads after JKR became a Terf, they have to continue on while actively ignoring the creator

[Anonymous No.]

>>44924506
She's waiting for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44924255
>>44924401
dumb stuffed dolls

[Anonymous No.]

>>44919599
Which ones?

[Anonymous No.]

This thread turned to shit overnight

[Anonymous No.]

>>44924479
>Dont get too excited
>her "wedding dress" is basically a carnival costume like this as she belly dances
That gives me good reason to get excited. You're also forgetting that exhibitionism is a core part of all mamano culture.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm gonna go skydiving with my kitsune daughter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44924570
IIRC JKR's latest book is apparently transparent bitching about the shit she's caught online for terfing and all the harry potter racisum stuff

[Anonymous No.]

Horror game like five nights at freddies but instead various hags including a really big bogey slowly creep closer to you
You hear laughter of a bogie on occasion
A fox hag stares at the camera with her eyes closed, but sometimes they maybe be slightly open instead, if you dont swap to another camera immidiately you get mofu'd

[Anonymous No.]

>>44924017
for us*, and to simply put it, too eepy and sick to go through such hoops, and as eager/thirsty as the rest of us, gotta spend cash more wisely like soup and meds atm

[Anonymous No.]

>>44924608
It was two days and will likely continue until a leak.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44924652
You're one of the people making this thread shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44924648
No. For you. By me. Although the baphomet made so little waves that it's not actually worth leaking this one. Anons just don't want to admit they don't actually care, or maybe they just want what they can't have.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44924608
the local shitposters got really upset their latest attempt at shitting up these threads failed so they've been trying really hard to doompost and bait. They'll get broken in and give up eventually

[Anonymous No.]

>>44924642
>the harry potter racisum stuff
?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44923943
I'd tell her to get over here and prove it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44920115
>Vampires are fucking dorks
Gyaru vampires preying on dorky anons... Subarashii

[Anonymous No.]

>>44924686
>the goblins are jews
>slavery is good actually
>wordbuilding that amounts to "native magic is good but british colonialism and wands made it CIVILISED"
>the jap school literally tranlating into "magical school"
> the black hermione fuckery
theres probably more but i cant be bothered.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44924671
>it's not worth leaking the new girl cuuuz... some shitty mid-tier girl like a bapho didn't get much traction
??

[Anonymous No.]

>>44924658

[Anonymous No.]

>>44924713
Don't mess with gyaru vampires. They're real tough if they managed to get tanned.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44920096
>That sound... Anon's erection rubbing against his pants
>I better go check it out

[Anonymous No.]

>44924729
As if we needed any more confirmation that it's the mick who keeps samefagging and talking about Gay Cuck Reviewers

[Anonymous No.]

>>44924727
Well, I also don't want to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44919967
>Sphinx
Very nice
>Pharaoh
I have a mighty need, I wouldn't even care if it were a real maid or just a pharaoh queen doing roleplay

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[Anonymous No.]

I want watch the transformation from woman to dragon
preferably while fucking her

[Anonymous No.]

>>44924733
Only one artist that has drawn gyaru vampires. It's a sorely lacking subject

[Anonymous No.]

>>44924750
Well then, guess we shall just have to await and prayge for some other anon to do it, be it in this or the next thread

[Anonymous No.]

Okay I'll admit it
I want to get sweatersnatched with no hope of escape
Hags have me completely under their thrall
I cannot resist, I do not want to resist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44924771
Why do you want 3D used good

[Anonymous No.]

>>44924790
was nice not knowing you Anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>44924771
Like that one scene from valkyrie profile?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44924745
That's old news, pretty sure he openly admitted to being a big fan of this shit earlier and wanted it to replace MGE here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44924802
>check artists gelbooru
>that newest image
pure sex

[Anonymous No.]

>>44924718
And Dumbledore's a faggot who gets bummed by Grindelwald when they were at Hogwarts together.
>yeah, theres a lot of shit in HP to try to disgust everybody

[Anonymous No.]

>>44924790
Such as it should be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44924771
>>44924794
On that topic, its interesting that KC deliberately went with Malef Lands being filled by Dragonewts as semi-converted ex-3Ds and their Anons like a mere-lizard version of Lesser Succs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44924815
>who gets bummed by Grindelwald
Or maybe they just jackoff each others' wands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44924830
Yeah, now it's clear that malef's land need to be avoided if you don't want to get a """""redeemed""""" whore

[Anonymous No.]

>>44924830
It makes sense anon, why would you want regular women to die alone and miserable? Everyone gets a happy ending in MGE, even people you don't like it. It's how it should be
I for one would probably prefer a human converted to monster because they'd probably be able to better understand my fears of commitment and paranoia far more than a girl who has always been a monster

[Anonymous No.]

>>44924850
Question, do you think men who've slept around and had causal realtionships dong deserve a happy ending either?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44924855
Because they say everyday and on everywhere that we deserve to die alone and miserable?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44924866
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>haaaaaa? Only four orgasms? You're not even halfway there stupid cumtank human, no rest for you!

[Anonymous No.]

>childhood friend outgrew her clothes
>again
>pesters me to go downtown with her to buy new ones
>refuses to get new ones until i agree
why dosent she just get her parents to help her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44924881
Get the hint already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44924871
That's why you want mans best friend.

[Anonymous No.]

Milk, you must drink it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44924887
i get the hint. she should really talk to a therapist about her social anxiety.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44919255
Sure you can call it that. But no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44924888
I don't understand your point, this as nothing to do with what I said

[Anonymous No.]

>>44924871
Not every woman says that anon, and even then I still don't think they should actually die alone for that. Monsters would not want us to be vengeful and petty like that
>>44924877
I'll give you points for consistency but still, I don't know how anyone could wish a super bad end on anyone. Literally one of the main draws to me is that everyone gets a good end in MGE, It's one of the reasons why I've been actually wanting to write stories with some of the girls in magus stories that he didn't give good ends to. Specifically the dark elf and fairy lady.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44924904
I may have replied to the wrong post. When people start babbling about never taking anyone who was ever a human woman I mostly just check out and skim it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44924907
>Monsters would not want us to be vengeful and petty like that
Don't care, I'm. it's unfair to see them get the same good ending as us when they were bullying us. If they can fuck over their good ending by sacrificing my ending, I will. Live is already shit anyway I

[Anonymous No.]

>>44924907
>Monsters would not want us to be vengeful and petty like that
Monsters are followers of slave morality.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44924956
Nice on-topic image nigger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44924713
DORKS. ALL OF THEM.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44918721
That artist got me into x-ray nakadashis. I remember thinking that it was very weird before and not hot at all. Bless him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44924964
I like the idea of a vampire using a human girl that looks similar to themselves as a "mirror"

[Anonymous No.]

I love elves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44925010
Don't let them hear you say that

[Anonymous No.]

>>44925019
Why? What's the worst that'll happen?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44924907
They can live with the order men who prefer humans and leave the monster girls for the people who actually want monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44925019
I'm gonna scream it in the middle of an elf settlement/city.

I LOVE ELVES.

[Anonymous No.]

Why all the dragon posting? What have dragons ever done other than sit in caves on gold? They're just rude, greedy lizards!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44925036
>>44925045
>these anons were never seen again, with only muffled sound emanating from beneath meaty elves

[Anonymous No.]

>>44925065
i bet alot dragons would be really mad right now if they could read. good thing their assistant knows better then to read out unsavory comments like yours

[Anonymous No.]

>>44924904
It kinda does, he's one of the eternally-sadfucks who can't stand anybody being happy in MGE especially themselves, so he might as well have a Cu Shit to be miserable about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44925086
Truly succubi are helping their foreign dragon friends get laid

[Anonymous No.]

>>44925078
Oh no. Such a horrible fate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44925086
I'll be sure to use Google translate so I can post in the chicken scratch runes that dragons call a language so they can know how upset I am.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44925065

[Anonymous No.]

>>44925108
Are you sure far left is an elf?
I don't think shark teeth are normal on elves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44925138
Yes she's just an exotic elf. Elves are different in every region (and you can find them in pretty much any region). Don't be racist please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44925045
Be careful, Dwarves and Elves are the two races of mamonos the have canon males in MGE, and I'm pretty sure the reason most female elves are so thirsty is that the guys are all faglords.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Why do elves dress like this? I thought they were supposed to be dignified.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44925045
>cutesexyrobutts

[Anonymous No.]

>>44925151
I dunno, I think either an amazon infiltrated that group or its a dragon using shape change.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44925222
The idea of forbidden artists is the funniest shit.

[Anonymous No.]

So Bunker is 8ch right? I don't browse these threads much anymore. I have no reason to go there to be honest, I just wish far right reactionaries would get away from my hugbox.

[Anonymous No.]

>Though children, monsters are still monsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>44925212
I don't understand the question. That looks plenty dignified to me. Also, those are Titania, look at the wings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44925253
No, they are on a separate altchan, one of many created after the OG cripplechan broke apart.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44925280
Camilla sure got desperate trying to seduce Corrin huh

[Anonymous No.]

>>44925253
>my hugbox.
It's their hugbox, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44925256
Terrifying

[Anonymous No.]

>>44925298
Remember that big sisters get first dibs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44925293
Ah, well, I never intend to visit. Anything that hosts neo-nazis isn't worth visiting, I'd rather be with the communists than them, and that's saying a lot. Same for this board, I wish m00t had never added /pol/ back and put Rapeape in charge of the site. He's largely responsible for bringing in all the fascists here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44924960
You lack Conservative honor culture.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44925305
>>44925293
You have to go back.

[Anonymous No.]

Hag
Oh, god, I'm so glad I remembered about this thread. Just couple monster girls can make any horrible day not so horrible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44924881
Bigger than melons. Squash my head in between them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44925305
Rapeape is a fucking nigger who banned loli from /a/ back in the day. Eat shit commie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44925316
Cry harder, perhaps you should follow your dear leader Hitler and an hero, just like the coward he was. I am done with you, no more replies and attention for the scum who took over this site and made it shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44925312
>constantly jerk each other off over gatekeeping and respecting board culture
>while shitting on /mgt/ thread culture and acting like invasive pests not much better than the /vg/ irish tourist
peak irony, nice off-topic image

[Anonymous No.]

>>44925337
>t. liberal sex educator child grooming pedophile

[Anonymous No.]

>>44925337
Don't bring politics in here in the first place, dumb nigger.

[Anonymous No.]

A Baphomet comes up to you and grants you one wish, as long as it will hurt no one; however when the wish is fulfilled you must spend five years in MGEworld cursed to be single, then find your wife. Do you accept these terms? What do you wish for?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44925253
>i don't browse these threads much but let me just bring up some cancerous shithole that was raiding us back when that crippled faggot made his fed honeypot
>my hugbox
Fuck off faggot, you're not one of us either.

[Anonymous No.]

post headpats

[Anonymous No.]

>>44925364
A jalapeno cheeseburger probably.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44925303
Imagine young Kejs look like this but with flat chest, now THAT'S terror.

[Anonymous No.]

>wikifaggot filenames which means he likely just nabbed whatever images he saw first to give his retardation credibility
>bringing in retarded political nonsense
>acts like a smug faggot when told to fuck off
Unironically kill yourself if you reply to this person

[Anonymous No.]

>>44925374

[Anonymous No.]

>>44925345
Holy based
I HATE posting monster girls in the monster girl thread!
Posting off-topic images on catbox isn't allowed.
IT HAS TO BE in the thread itself

[Anonymous No.]

>>44925387
That shortstack is too powerful

[Anonymous No.]

>>44925374

[Anonymous No.]

>>44925374
In Soviet Russia, monster pat your head.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Does this count as monster girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44925394
kej shortstacks should not be underestimated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44925414
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44925418
The epitome of min-maxed.
They put it all in charisma and diplomacy
Downside? Shit all strength and a weakness to being grappled.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44925222
Since when is robutts a problem kek he has been posted around since forever

>>44925226
Nope it's an elf

[Anonymous No.]

>>44924830
>be Anon
>riding along on the saddle of your Bicorn waifu, reading a book, not really paying attention
>ride out of an average forest into a Dark land, dark thundering sky, redpurple lightning etc
>"Ok, so where are we going now?"
>"Relax, Hunny, it's a Malef realm, she's a snotty evil dragon, but with lots of half-dragon ex-three-dees, so it'll be rich pickings for dark mana, just look at the place."
>'Ok, how do we do this one?'
>"I'm thinking the 'loincloth barbarian' act, you strip down a bit, flex your pecs and abs, grunt a bit, and I'll do all the talking, ok?"
>Pretty soon Anon and his Blackhoss get stopped by the first Semi-Dragon guards at a border post
>the standard 'take me to your leader' ensues
>the throne room is filled with a few large dragons, and a lot of Dragonewts, and on the throne is a Big Black-red Dragon trying to look very fierce
>'So, puny human, have you come to swear fealty to the mightiest dragon?'
>'Oh no, he's not puny - take your cloak off, honey, flex those pecs for the nice dragon queen...'
>the room goes so quiet as Anon ripples his muscles, you can hear the dragon-juices dripping on the marble floor
>'...as you can see I've been developing my Darling Anon's strength and stamina with constant sexual exercise for years now, and now we've come here to fuck all your slutty Dragonewts.'
>'Hmmm, and why would my mighty Dragon-folk need your Anon? We are strong and capable of finding our own Anons.'
>'Strong enough that you don't need any extra breeding to hatch more strong dragon eggs..? We shall set up at one of your city's Inns, if your Dragonewts desire to be bred, they can find us, if not we shall be gone in a few days, it is a simple matter and of no consequence to such a mighty Malef who can easily find her own Anon...'
>
>Anon and his Bicorn stayed six weeks.
>by the fourth night, a Large black-red dragongirl who was certainly not the Malef Queen snuck into the Inn wearing a simple peasant cloak.
>And many strong new eggs were hatched in the Malef's realm that year.

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine being loved by queen ghidorah

[Anonymous No.]

>>44925414
No, that's a human who had her lower body amputated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44924981
That’s a fine idea but I also like the idea of fucking her in clothes in front of the mirror.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44925446
>Human girl pays a gremlin to augment her with Automatech.
>Said tech starts slowly converting her until she's a full automaton.
You really should pay attention when your childhood friend talks about a shoulder mounted rail cannon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44925364
>to be portaled then sleep for 5 years
Simples

[Anonymous No.]

>>44925434
>he has been posted around since forever
By newfaggots, yeah. His art is shit and is just flavor of the month garbage. You're no better than fags who post that fucking retard baalbuddy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44925414
>has a "cable" hanging down along her upper thigh
>monster girl?
Are you sure that isn't a futa-automaton?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44925432
Pears are even more min-maxed, the build fits a huge bonus to youth. It's practically an exploit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44925474

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>>44925464
That's not how Automatons work. Stop trying to find excuses to post non-monster girl art and just shut the fuck up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44925474
>By newfaggots
Bro I've been here since /a/ times and he has been posted for many years. You're not fooling anyone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44925422
>>44925446
>>44925478
Is this monster enough?

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>>44925494
>shitposters back then
>newfaggots now
That simple. It was always like that, CSR was an even worse artist than he was back then so anyone posting it was just a fag wasting images like they are now.

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>>44925364
>introduce healing and nature magic to the world

Gonna be a modern day Johnny Appleseed but with healing people and fighting climate change. I'm fine with waiting on my Ryuu wife in this kind of circumstance. We'll bless the rains down in Africa and then help fight desertification there and all over the world.

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>>44925495
Still no. As oof posting semi-realistic trash. Next you'll post AI while playing dumb

[Anonymous No.]

>>44925495
Still not a monster. You're just a stupid faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44925503
That's a noble cause anon! I'd ask to marry the Bapho five years from making the wish. We'll work to bring world peace with the help of the Sabbath.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44925495
MGQ had a monster girl exactly like this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44925432
Well those downsides don't bother them. Strength isn't a stat they invest much in usually and trying to grapple a kej puts you in range of their hair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44925517
MGQ is also fucking terrible for the most part.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44925506
You should just post monster girls instead of writing so much.

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>>44925528
It's the most succesful monster girl setting and part 3 is coming out soon so expect a lot more of it.
800 new girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>furshit
every time with these faggots

[Anonymous No.]

>>44925539
>It's the most succesful monster girl setting
I don't care, Call of Duty makes the most money but that doesn't make it the best video game. If you want to jerk off the series full of vore, cuckoldry and shitty designs like the Angels go ahead and do it on /vg/ instead of here.

[Anonymous No.]

>NOOOO!!!! You can't just rape and marry all the men!
>You can't show outcasts love!!!
>It's not allowed!!!!
>Go back to where you came from, you ugly monsters!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44925482
Eh, Pears are just them dumping it all into dex and acrobatics.


>>44925521
>Hair is charisma based due to being a supernatural ability.
See, what you need to do is get the pin action on, then she can't use it.
Also forces her to pass a will save or enter heat.

[Anonymous No.]

Take care of your snakes during these colder days.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44925495
Enderman scream sound effect

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>>44925541
>faggots
>plural
Literally one obsessed schizoid

[Anonymous No.]

>>44925546
This is better than mges valkyrie by a lot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44925528
I disagree

[Anonymous No.]

>>44925535
Furious grunting as I unload my essence

[Anonymous No.]

>>44925573
I like her design buy not much art of her

[Anonymous No.]

>>44925573
Actually it's not because MGE Valkyries aren't attached to a series full of cuckoldry trash like MGQ ones are.

>>44925579
That's great anon. You're wrong but it's good to have your own opinions on something.

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>>44925546
Stop responding to mick, for fuck's sake

[Anonymous No.]

>>44925558
That was one of Crabman’s proto comics that was wholesome with the brother who married the Lamia. Buys her an industrial heat lamp and is like YEAH WE FUCKIN’ on the drive home.

[Anonymous No.]

Trolls are going to be obese soon.

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>>44925573
Looks more like Crim from ISR than a Valkyrie.

[Anonymous No.]

remember to assert your dominance over dorksters that share your niche hobbies. without showing any romantic interest of course.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44925590
Why give a fuck at this point? Mods have proven to be useless retards who would rather jerk off to 3dpd whores using a 2d avatar than actually moderation /jp/ unless you're posting shit that offends advertisers so again what's the point of ignoring this cancer and letting it spread lies?

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>>44925596
I'm telling you, they need to go to the gym and build their muscles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44925553
There's two kinds of pears:
The fighting ones are stacked on charisma, dex, acrobatics and youth
Non fighting ones are charisma, diplomacy and youth

Neither has a whole lot of str or wis

[Anonymous No.]

>>44925573
Dies this count as kuudere?

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>>44925600
I think she came first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44925387
kej lolis are for forcibly sweaternapping themselves into your sweater, using their hair to secure themselves and hugging you.

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>>44925605
What a dramatic nerd. You beat her in a card game, and she hurls herself into the ground, so much so that if creates a crater and mumbling nonsense about being helpless and defeated. What's worse is she's always wearing panties that seem to rip when this happens. So uncouth.

If she's gonna do this every time she loses to me, I'm gonna stop playing with her. I knew hanging out with a lilim was a mistake.

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>>44925313
Hagwans deserve enough litters to cover them head to toe

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[Anonymous No.]

On milkshake two straws

[Anonymous No.]

>>44925678
this is a weird looking milkshake...

[Anonymous No.]

>>44925680
I'm sure it's fine.

[Anonymous No.]

Good end.

[Anonymous No.]

Manticores are giga dorks
Dumb batcats can be tamed with cat toys and headpats

[Anonymous No.]

>>44925701
>flesh fang
dork detected

[Anonymous No.]

>>44925701
Marrying a slutty demon brat after a decade of contractless correction

[Anonymous No.]

>>44925709
and then they have the nerve to act all smug and domineering the next day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44925717
I said
GOOD
END

[Anonymous No.]

>>44925730
Amy end with a dork is good end. Especially blue dorks

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>>44925701
Good end!

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>>44925637
>kej lolis are for forcibly sweaternapping themselves into your sweater, using their hair to secure themselves and hugging you.
If she did that, she would leave me no choice but to try going under her clothes next.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44925709
I will find you and end your virginity myself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44925746
God, I want to nut inside Pochi so hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44925746
>>44925767
Pochi should be turned into a Lilim after the shit she's gone through.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44925766
>Alp manticore
scary

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>>44924964
>be Anon
>sleeping in a custom double-wide coffin
>still alive, with the lid just pulled up to your chin so you can still breathe
>Anon is woken just before dawn as his waifu slides in, her tight ass against your morning wood
>Anon slides her black gothic dress up and parts her cold pale lips to plunge straight into her hot wet grip
>for a haughty noble Countess she stopped wearing underwear on Anon's first day
>roll her onto her belly and pound an orgasm into her before asking 'And how was your night, sweetie?'
>grab her hands and drag them under her hips, feel her talon fingernails on Anon's balls as she schlicks while Anon keeps pounding her
>"Good good, the border walls are all in good order, and I finished collecting the last of the village taxes for the month. Oh, and I have great news! You know how all the tourists are coming to the Inn nowadays? Well, he's opening a full restaurant, traditional vampire-styled recipes, lots of garlic, etcetera... and two new human serving-wenches. He swears they're both virgins, and since business is so good, he's paying his taxes as half a pint of blood a month! He coughs up the same gold, they've agreed to take it in turns to get the coins, and I get to feast! We have reservations for Saturday night, and I get to take it direct, right in front of all the tourists like a dinner-show!"
>"Uh, isn't that a bit public?"
>"Oh yes, but I know how hard my Anon gets when he gets to watch me play with other girls... Dee-Ell, I can feel you getting harder inside me already, just imagine watching me tear some innocent little virgin's carotid open, her blood running down my chin, dripping bright red onto her big milky titties... oh yes, my Anon, coom in me hard!"
>afterwards, as she slowly grinds Anon's coom deeper inside, 'And what do you have planned for today, Sweetie?'
>'Well, I have the Big Jinko carpenter coming to fix the door in the west wing, and you know how terrified of you she is, so I'll have to screw your lid down before she gets here, but she'll be done by early in the afternoon, so I'll be back in here then."
>"Hmmm, there's still a while until sun-up and she won't arrive until after then, maybe you should screw me down some more already..?"

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>>44925766
go back to 4mon

[Anonymous No.]

>>44925772
Elaborate.

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>>44925766
if you ever leave the house maybe.

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>>44925796
>Chronic health issues, had to take a huge hiatus to the point people thought she was fucking dead
>Got bullied to the point of insecurity over her voice and used a voice changer when initially being a vtuber, has to be convinced to feel more confident over using her "real" voice.
>hopeless romantic, just wants a nice guy to sweep her off her feet but is insecure about herself

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>>44924072
Its blown out of proportion but still sad. Wikifag said KC CONSIDERED killing the setting by just sharing with a close group of friends. Instead he shrinked it by slowing it down and paywalling new content for a long time.

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>>44925823
She should be Ushi-Oni'd and rape one of her simps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44925823
>...vtuber... voice-changer..."her"...
I have a doubt...

[Anonymous No.]

>>44925855
https://www.mangaupdates.com/author/w0li7hk/pochi-goya

[Anonymous No.]

>>44925573
The design is better, the lore is not. But nothing stop us from headcanoning a Valkyrie that looks exactly like her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44925855
Actual retard

[Anonymous No.]

Lets keep it on topic, shall we.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44918355

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>>44925873
>monster girl content creator
>offtopic
Who pissed in your champagne?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44925672
Needs more snek pix over the '...it for...' words.

[Anonymous No.]

The cosmos is out of balance. As a result, you need to fuck an evil monster and have many evil daughters with her

[Anonymous No.]

>>44925899
>Bakaneko
I can handle her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44925899
I'm impotent tho.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44925772
Imagine if the portals open up, Pochi "monsterizes", and just turns into an Avatar of Shub-Niggurath, then starts her own branch of the Big Sister Sabbath.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44925907
Evil adoption is an acceptable alternative

[Anonymous No.]

>>44925899
your terms are agreeable, cosmos

[Anonymous No.]

>>44925907
Manomobama mana says no
Now go pick out names

[Anonymous No.]

>>44925899
now where is the creepy hikkineet i asked eros for

[Anonymous No.]

I squish

[Anonymous No.]

Diamond Dragon, very expensive, very haughty!

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[Anonymous No.]

>>44925964
I'll give you a quarter for her

[Anonymous No.]

>Demon Lord discovers our world and snatches a few dudes for study
>discovers that we can impregnate mamono with human sons and mamono daughters

What does she do?

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>>44925964
I'd buy that for a dollar.

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>>44925867
Nothing stopping me headcanoning the reverse either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44925964
I bid TWO dollars!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44925990
Raid our dimension obviously.

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>Friday the 13th on October no less

[Anonymous No.]

>>44919294
is she thicc or smol?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44925990
I volunteer to be the first one grabbed. Sacrifices must be made.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44926016
spooky

[Anonymous No.]

>>44925990
I volunteer someone else because I don't want kids

[Anonymous No.]

>>44926016
Ayup, that time again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44926019
She's a slime, so as thick or smol as you want, but profile is a bit bigger than the average slime, maybe?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44926033
Sorry anon, the moment your dick touches the inside of your wife mamono mana will imbue you with a desire for children.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44925964
im stealing this cow

[Anonymous No.]

>>44926055
>cow
how uncouth

[Anonymous No.]

>>44926060
is she not one, look at her udders, they must slosh loudly

[Anonymous No.]

>>44926016

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>>44926046
I can resist it. The human spirit can never lose

[Anonymous No.]

>>44926068
That does it, you're not getting invited to her next mansion party, but ultimately won't have you turned away if you show up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44919967
>werecat
YES THANK YOU BASED GOD! CATGIRL MAID LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.]

>>44919967
>Demon Maid
Kind of intimidating, was this part of the contract? I sure hope I read it thoroughly, she's very smug.

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>>44926083
You WILL marry the Ushi Oni. You WILL give her half a dozen human sons and half a dozen Ushi Oni daughters. You WILL be happy. So sayeth her Horniness the Demon Lord. Don't make her give you to Druella. It's not worth it, Anon.

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>>44918355

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>>44925964
Tossing coins in the busts of all the huge dragons I see so they yelp in surprise at the sudden cold metal sliding down

[Anonymous No.]

>>44925729
Imagine getting to be the guy that licks the inside of that manticore's mouth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44926131
I hear that brings you good luck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44926094
I WILL never have kids and not even the promise of Druella's hand could change my mind

[Anonymous No.]

>>44926085
im breaking in and stealing the cow and getting her ready for breeding

[Anonymous No.]

>>44926127
I lost
Damn fox hags

[Anonymous No.]

Smells like sweat and rubber and fluff and cinnamon

[Anonymous No.]

>>44925990
Casts a vast transmigration spell. Or does day of the rape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44926159
with hags, you only win.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44926211
>does day of the rape.
Stop using bunker lingo, we call it portals here

[Anonymous No.]

>>44926127
>>44926159
>>44926165
>>44926212
I WILL NEVER LOSE TO FOXES! Just kidding, I lost the moment I laid eyes on one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44926219
>Stop using bunker lingo
That is literally the only instance of it I choose to use.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44926222
Good boy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44926222
if you lose to such a meek foxlet, then you werent fighting to begin with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44926234
This fox lost to burgers though

[Anonymous No.]

>>44926234
Lol fatty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44926234
Ah, damn, thought this was a goth fox with black lipstick until I zoomed in

[Anonymous No.]

>>44926094
I would kill myself if monsters forced me with a spider girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>44926035
Was there a name for this OC? I know there's 2-3 more pics of her and she's just as cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>gachafaggotry
>fox spam
>obesity spam
Yep, it's raid time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44926249
Jackie, I'm pretty sure

[Anonymous No.]

>Don't worry. You can easily pay your rent, just not with money.
>Come to my apartment at 6:30 and we'll handle your rent payment.
>It'll be the most fun payment you've ever done, at least until your next one.

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>>44926247
She's got the eyeshadow, so there's that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44926234
Anon she's not meek, if you read her manga she turns out to be a nine-tailed fox adopted by THE TAMAMO/DAJI. She's very strong in her own right, especially when horny.
>>44926232
I accept my fate as a future father to one hundred fox girls and one hundred boys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44926234
Need chubby goth focks

[Anonymous No.]

>>44926263
Imagine owing a danuki so much money you have to sell yourself to her

[Anonymous No.]

>>44926263
>6:30
She's pants on head retarded if she thinks I'm getting up so early, for any reason

[Anonymous No.]

>>44924170
he's breathing just as much as he wants to

[Anonymous No.]

>>44926261
Cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>44926277
.... so i get to keep the money AND get a danuki gf?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44926277
I'm selling myself to a dragon to pay off the danuki instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44926277
Imagine selling yourself to a Tanuki but instead of slavery or prostitution it’s her convoluted and dumb way of asking you to marry her per the Rules of Acquisition.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44926281
Late afternoon/early evening dumbass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44924188
stare at the ground. stare at the ground. don't blush. if you can't see them, they can't see you. snakes, are, uh, they can't see movement, I think...

[Anonymous No.]

>>44926294
>>44926281
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wu1UXCdyNo0

[Anonymous No.]

>>44925848
>KC CONSIDERED killing the setting by just sharing with a close group of friends
I literally said maybe 2 or 3 years ago that KC someday will start a self-gatekeeping and here it is. All because piece of dog shit called "humanity" can't accept the idea of a wholesome life with mamono, without murder crap, cheating, global prpblems and etc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44926294
>not using 24h time format
Absolutely subhuman. What next, measuring distance in feet, like some foot fetishist?

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[Anonymous No.]

>>44926255
>raid
rude!
>>44926261
>Jackie, I'm pretty sure
Nice, thanks. Managed to find the artist's name too, Botaniccal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44926307
It's approximately 1000x more reasonable to expect the artist to ignore stupid shit, than to expect that out of millions of retards, not one will choose to draw or commission stupid shit of MGE

[Anonymous No.]

>Now they're concerntrolling about MGE AGAIN
Janitors are fucking incompetent faggots.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44926307
He's not any better. Two sides of the same coin. Just one seems to have a lot of christians. But who knows, maybe both of them have christianity larpers?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44926325
Fuck off Mick

[Anonymous No.]

I hope we'll get shown more chaos monsters in the foreseeable future, those types of gals are some of THE best in MGE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44926339
We need another Bogey. But instead of Bogie it's something like Bohgee.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44926263
Can't I just stay with her in her apartment?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44925495
would

[Anonymous No.]

>>44926339
Taisui is fairly close to being sort of like a Chaos monster without the transformation. Unfortunately there aren’t many other ones KC could possibly do without it getting really goddamned weird.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44925605
I don't think there are any formats where Pot of Greed and Lilith, Lady of Lament are both legal.
This succ is a cheater...

[Anonymous No.]

>>44926361
>

[Anonymous No.]

>>44926310
She needs the BRUSH.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44926358
Dark Spawn of Shub-Niggurath when?
Serpent people when?
Gug girls when?
Mi-Go girls when?
Star Vampire girls when?
Colour out of Space girls when?
Elder Thing girls when?
Cho-cho girls when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44926369
>Shub-Nig
SHOGGY NOOOO!

[Anonymous No.]

>*munch munch*

[Anonymous No.]

>>44926234
made for being bred

[Anonymous No.]

>>44926369
Likely never with the way KC has elected to slow down and prune the exposure to the outside world MGE is getting. Dude already has a full time job and we still haven’t gotten species like Fenrir, Balrog, Grey etc. from years ago.

I’d hope for a new Chaos girl but I’m also not going to hold my breath.

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>>44926372

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>>44926328
His huge mistake was using western social media and having any contact with their audience. On other hand, he couldn't even imagine retards like wightfag, whkids, and others may exist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44926310
>175cm 75kg

>-Hairy fox that likes to draw and play games
>-Basically every part of her body is weak to getting touched/pet
>-Boobs filled with milk, easy to squeeze out
>-Inverted nipples
>-Gets pregnant easily
>-Large breasts, butt, hips, fangs, tail, clit
>-Masochist
>-Sweat gives off an animal smell

Behold, THE sex fox

[Anonymous No.]

>>44926386
I'm sad that it means we'll likely never get a frost dragon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44926263
break down crying after sex with 'nuki and say you feel used!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44926394
>Sweat gives off an animal smell
Animals smell disgusting. I don't know who the fuck likes this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44926387
I want to be sacrificed to Shubby.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44926408
It's full of pheromones that men are hardwired to find sexually arousing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44926400
No good thing lasts forever. Am just thankful KC didn’t nuke the shit from orbit because you know the Wiki would follow suit and 7Seas are too pozzed to do the other official books.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44926338
Kill yourself raider.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44926421
I really wish he would hire a different publisher and make Vol 3. I'm pretty sure he has enough girls made for it. If not he can get someone to do all the guides, dude would make a decent chunk of money. But then again he doesn't really seem the type to be doing it just for money, more for the sheer passion of it. And that passion seems to be low lately.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44926428
stop, please anon. I can only get so tempted to leak the new girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44926428
The passion seems low because he literally has to deal with Japanese work culture on a daily basis and NTRfags at home and in the West. Again, I am just glad he didn’t do what that dude with the Yume Nikki video did and go full fucking scorched earth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44926439
please... I'm suffering from slime withdrawal...

[Anonymous No.]

>reee KC
Stop replying to it. Did you not see the furshit posted above? It's the mick with his braindead concern trolling and seething about KC and MGE again.

Holy shit can that cockroach just realize what a worthless sack of shit he is and euthanize himself already. How mentally ill do you have to be to repeat the same schizo shit for a year straight every single day?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44926439
Don't do it anon. It's not gonna help anything, the dude's probably going through something now, and it would upset him. I don't necessarily like that he's making people wait for this long for something that's technically already released, and I just give him my money because I want to see more girls, but when you signed up for it you at least agreed on your honor not to do it. It's just the right thing to wait.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44926421
I know that 7Seas refused to explicitly say that some monstergirls appear to be children but what is the issue with their translations?

[Anonymous No.]

You know a monster is evil when she doesn't tip

[Anonymous No.]

>>44926452
Talking about them not licensing the world guides, translations are mostly “okay”.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44926369
can't forget about Cthulhi/Star Spawn or Deep Ones too, so yeah, honestly still a good bit of eldritchy girls to make, possibly could include Nogitsune too given Wendigo also counts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44926474
maybe it's just not a tipping culture

[Anonymous No.]

>monster girl thread
>gossip thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>44926504
One coat hanger -dodging furfag samefagging over and over, again while a corrupt janny protects him and useful idiots keep replying to his posts in good faith.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44926504
Too many chicken harpies in this thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>44926504
It’s like we’re back in highschool again. Thankfully there isn’t any Pyrows around, school would be even more hectic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44926504
Gossip from Cheshire Cat

[Anonymous No.]

>>44926504
~I'm a rumor weed! I'm a rumor weed!
A tiny little story is all I need
To make a big mess
I'm a rumor weed!~

[Anonymous No.]

>>44926313
Plumpkin

[Anonymous No.]

>>44926530
>”Anon has a dick as big around as my thigh”
>”Salamanders could never hope to beat the dick”

[Anonymous No.]

>>44926486
If I recall correctly, the circle that made the Another Story of Fallen Maidens games declared that they're not going to work with Kenkou again after fulfilling their contract (they're still making games focused on sexual corruption). Despite liking MGE, I can't deny that Kenkou has an issue with being thin-skinned so I have to wonder if the world guides not getting licensed is for the same reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44926600
>declared that they're not going to work with Kenkou again after fulfilling their contract
In japanese speak this is saying something really hostile, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44926615
It’s basically a passive aggressive version of saying “fuck off” to any future collaborations together.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44926576
>Plumpkin
Very

[Anonymous No.]

plump monsters are made to be bred

[Anonymous No.]

>>44926641
All monsters are made to be bred.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44926263
No Miss Nuki. I don't care if you kick me out on the streets. I will not smell your breath as payment for rent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44926665
but meaty ones are made for carrying many buns in their ovens

[Anonymous No.]

>>44926641
>pumpkin monsters are made to be bred
ftfy

[Anonymous No.]

>>44926665
No, just one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44926665
Small and delicate mamono are made for practice breeding

[Anonymous No.]

>>44926739
Her stupid face follows me everywhere. Why is she so smug? What forbidden eldritch secreats does her mind hold?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44926742
Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44926782

[Anonymous No.]

>>44926771
She just really likes you anon, especially all the fun things she's going to do to you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44926771
she knows what SS&Shog stands for

[Anonymous No.]

>>44926824
well...what does it stands for?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44926671
>Ten minutes later.
>Plap plap plap

[Anonymous No.]

>>44926865
?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44926671
>>44926865
Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

How NOT To Think About mgs

[Anonymous No.]

>>44926861
SS&Shog

[Anonymous No.]

i desire for milk

[Anonymous No.]

>>44926887
Shit art. Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44926878
in english doc

[Anonymous No.]

>>44926876
>Stop visiting these threads and any place that mentions MGs.
>Delete all MG porn and pics.
>Block all content related to MGs.
You'll slowly stop thinking about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44926878
Shota Slime & Shog?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44926894
>shit art
huh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44926895
Don't ask Shoggy what she did from 1939 to 1945

[Anonymous No.]

>>44926896
It sounds pleasant except it would mean I would have to stop watching isekai anime too. Such a shame.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to stick my fingers in Mari the Lilim's mouth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44926887
Good art. Fuck on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44926899
Nobody aside from niggers like obese women.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44926905
Isn’t Mari a bitch though? Maybe I’m misremembering.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44926904
I know. I wish MGs were real too, but all of it just leaves you feeling empty inside because in the end, all this offers is a quick dopamine hit.
>Why do you keep coming back here?
I'm a masochist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44926914
If you think that is obese you haven’t seen nothing yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44926905
You can't go around sticking things in random lims

[Anonymous No.]

>>44926916
Not a bitch, but how to say... she's.. "experienced". I still love her though. I would wife that lim in a heartbeat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44926910
someone who knows the best monsters are chubby

[Anonymous No.]

>>44926928
Oh you definitely can. It's just you'll have to accept the consequences.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44926926
>fat rolls
Yes, it is. Stupid faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44926926
dont respond to him, he is one of the thread shitters

[Anonymous No.]

>>44926939
Maybe a little overweight but not obese, obese would be those one fetish arts I won’t go into detail about because it almost gets into the point of body horror.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44926939
go outside

[Anonymous No.]

>>44926953
anon>>44926944

[Anonymous No.]

>>44926957
Sorry responded before updating the thread.

[Anonymous No.]

What would you do if you catch your mamano girlfriend in the act of poking holes in your condoms?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44926953
>>44926956
Would the fatties please stop butting into conversations they don't belong in. It's fucking obesity fetish art and you're a fucking faggot for thinking otherwise.

>>44926944
Get fucked, it's fatfag art that belongs on /d/ not here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44926964
Condoms are illegal and are a abomination to all things holy. Be fruitful and multiply.
>Genesis 1:28.

[Anonymous No.]

i desire for a lilim that is obsessed with art.
Imagine her mansion and what she would wear

[Anonymous No.]

>>44926991
I desire a lilim that is obsessed with sex and cuddling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44926970
Reminds me of that dude who draws the super fat girls here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44927002
my brother, they all want that

[Anonymous No.]

>>44926991
>>44927002
I want a lilim that is obsessed with cuckolding

[Anonymous No.]

seems like the shitheads are back

[Anonymous No.]

Of course frfr >vine boom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44927019
Noooo, how could you tell? Was it the fat fetish art, the furfag art, the guys trying to drag MGE down or the guy posting his NTR fetish?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44926964
Call the police and press rape charges.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44927032
>>44927032
brother, you are part of the problem, you are mostly likely one of the fucks posting about cuckshit, dumbass. now fuck off and cope

[Anonymous No.]

>>44924933
Life is shit yeah, why wish more shittiness on people? Especially since most people are shitty because they're suffering, of don't understand others pain. Monsters would want us to spread happiness not misery, nobody is beyond redemption, everyone deserves happiness.

[Anonymous No.]

Anons, I need some help. My wife died when my step daughter was six and I've raised her since. She just turned eighteen and she's been acting weird around the house ever since her birthday. I don't know any other vampires who I can ask for help from. I don't have a wife and hell, I haven't had a single girlfriend since my wife died because every woman I've brought home never called me back. So I'm lacking in support here.

She's a lot more affectionate than she used to be, constantly hugging me out of nowhere and burying her face in my neck. Another thing is she wants to sleep in my bed and I wake up every evening with her squeezed up against me. I appreciate the affection but it's strange considering she used to always get embarrassed whenever I showed her affection when she was younger. She only drinks animal blood so maybe she needs to transition to human blood now? Or could something be going on for her that has her needing to feel safe? I've asked her and she just gets evasive. The most I've gotten out of her is that she's trying to work up her courage for something which doesn't make sense because she has all the confidence typical of a vampire and she's never held back from anything before.

Is this a normal part of a young mamono girl becoming a woman?

[Anonymous No.]

>44927039
>no you don't understand it's actually THE GATEKEEPER falseflagging!
How many times are you going to try the same trick? Everyone can see through your bullshit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44927035
>Gets arrested for spousal abuse
>Sentenced to 20 bareback rapings
>Judge decrees Amazon Press position.
>Punishment to be administerd by wife

[Anonymous No.]

Non-humans get out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44927045
Life's a piece of shit,
When you look at it.
Life's a laugh and death's a joke, it's true,
You'll see it's all a show,
Keep 'em laughing as you go.
Just remember that the last laugh is on you! it

[Anonymous No.]

>>44927045
poor hellhound has two left feet

[Anonymous No.]

>>44926964
Mamono would literally throw them out into the trash as soon as you got them. I find this situation difficult to imagine. I also see no reason in buying those in the first place(with mgs at least)

[Anonymous No.]

>>44926991
>tfw no avant garde Lilim in a mansion that can only be described as an architect's dream and an engineer's nightmare
>variously themed rooms that make no sense in layout, design, geometry, or comfort
>twisting halls that attempt to blend multiple media into an amalgam only a chimera can appreciate
>her head maid is a leanan sidhe who will gush about whatever artist designed or created one of her mistress's rooms
>often entertaining guests who come to appreciate her galleries or to contribute to them
>lilim herself is always dressed immaculately in what most tailors would consider a mockery of their craft
>while her clothes are always well-made, the themes are often ridiculous or incredibly experimental, ranging from a dress made entirely of fruit to painted on to so difficult to move in she has to fly in order to move around
>though she somehow always manages to pull it off with style and grace
>desires a husband who can either serve as her muse or loves to make art with her as the focus
She sounds pretty fun, actually.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44927045
fluffy hellwan

[Anonymous No.]

>>44927099
i'd draw in a classical style and wear conventional clothes, it will run her up the wall

[Anonymous No.]

>>44927095
disagree, there's fun condom play shit you could do

[Anonymous No.]

>>44927095
Mamono would totally have their hubbies fill 'em up for snacks. And Beels and Devilbugs might just eat them. They're like that.

[Anonymous No.]

lim but she is a bunny girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>44927132
My wife isn't going to use a fucking condom for her to-go cum snack. That's why I bought her a tumbler. It can hold more than a single condom and keeps the contents warm. Condoms are a waste.

[Anonymous No.]

i wonder what would it be like to wake up in the middle of royal makai since the demon lords husband wanted his most hikineet lim to at least get laid, and maybe get out of the castle

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44927124
Doesn't the h'orc profile pic have her carrying something resembling condoms on her belt?

[Anonymous No.]

Condoms are most commonly bought by Bogies to make balloon animals.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44927165
yeah, they're potions or something

[Anonymous No.]

>>44927124
Oh yeah, sure, there is some stuff you can do with it.
>succubi wear them on a girls night out to show off their husbands virility to their friends. The succ with the smaller condom gets teased about not being able to drain their husband effectively enough
>bicorn always carries a couple to tempt future harem members
>shoggoth draining her hubby with a shogghole and depositing his semen on shoggdoms, before erotically ingesting it by dissolving the tissue with her tongue
And plenty more. But in terms of the usual uses and the anon doesn't want his wife pregnant and she forces him to with broken condoms, it just doesn't really work for the setting. Using a condom for regular sex is very meh.
>>44927132
>for snacks
Eh, honestly better to go for something like a thermo. Better to avoid microplastics.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44927159
>isekaied straight into the scheduled demon lord birth-giving viewing

[Anonymous No.]

>>44927189
>you are the kid shes popping out

[Anonymous No.]

>>44927136
Found one for you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44918355
Breed dark elves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44927163
>When you ask for a waifu who's into Christian rock music.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44927190
nah, too formulaic

[Anonymous No.]

>>44927200
so you fall into the crowd and get up to see the act right up and personal

[Anonymous No.]

>>44927206
>so uhh....come here often?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44927210
>get a grunt, a pop and a baby in your lap as your answer

[Anonymous No.]

>>44927159
>Hey there champ
>sorry about this but I had my wife pull you from your world because you seemed like you'd have a decent chance
>I've got a daughter who won't get out of the house and I want to use her room for a giant model train set my wife gifted me on my birthday
>I'm counting on you to cure her of her shut-in ways so that she gets married and moves out
>good luck and have fun, I'll be mowing the lawn

[Anonymous No.]

>>44927039
i miss the wholesome /mgt/ days.. or have i just gotten too gloomy? i know ive bedrotted the past years away but like idk, /mgt/ has changed

[Anonymous No.]

>>44927217
They're just giving lims away fresh off the line now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44927191
Isn't it redundant to put a bunny ear headband on a monstergirl that already has horns (or some other clearly non-human part on their head)?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44927235
harpydev posts on /vg/ now

[Anonymous No.]

>>44925912
There's an organization I'd join.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44927248
No, it's cute. MORE EARS = MORE LOVE

[Anonymous No.]

>>44927235
It's literally just a handful of outside raidfaggots constantly shitposting here, and the moderation being either too incompetent or actively malicious to do anything about most of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44927248
it's stupid (and i love it)

[Anonymous No.]

>>44927261
I'm claiming right to be a High Priest when the portals open. This is one religion I can get behind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44927225
>you enter the room
>you cant see the floor
>just dirty clothes
>smells like lots and lots of femcum
>like damn
>no lights on aside from a blue light
>lims hair covers her face, greasy
>seems like she hasn't bathed in weeks
>shes playing an eroge with magic headphones on
>her hand in her vagina
>next to her potato chips and soda, shes not even aware you are there
>Well time to get to work
>Couple hours later, I could finally see the floor
>She has still been schlicking off, not even noticing me
>I finally unplugged her computer
>Then in her shock, I grabbed and got her in the shower with me, not for sexy time, but to clean her up
>the water... the water was inky black
>her hair which was very dark grey is now white.
>Its a start

[Anonymous No.]

>>44927275
I swear moderation used to be better. Not good, but less bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44927298
well that's not very elegant of her

[Anonymous No.]

>>44927310
She's a very silly maid, so she's getting the correction.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44927294
Yes! This I can get behind. Rehabilitation is hot as fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44927225
>"But I don't have any money, where am I supposed to take her?"
>"Oh, you can move into the guest house out back."
>The "guest house" is a mcmansion
Well, it's a living. More likely I'd just drag her out and then we'd enable each other, but hey.

[Anonymous No.]

On horses you should use the carrot and dick approach.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44927331
On deer, you use the gingerbread and dick approach.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44924631
You realize thats just an excuse for the Amazoness to show off her muscles to her husband, right?

[Anonymous No.]

I have ascended to the 4th dimension I am better than all of you, no mamono can catch me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44927400

[Anonymous No.]

>>44927400
Teach me how to go down a dimension, I'll make sure the monsters are too busy to try catching you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44927195
Nice tattoo

[Anonymous No.]

>>44927410
Oh no, fuck fuck fuck fuck I will ascend to the 5th dimension then see you try and get me now Miss Shog hahahaha.

[Anonymous No.]

What if
2 bicorns

[Anonymous No.]

>>44927441
You have satisfied their harem requirements.
You are have achieved the minimum amount of harem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44924729
Tiapalte is the best girl of that anime for me just because of that princess carrying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44927441
Well, considering that the number of wives included with a bicorn is a d4+2 roll rounded up to the nearest even number, 2 bicorns would be a 2d4+4 roll with a percentile rolled to determine the number of children.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44927441
how about bicorn twins but they don't tell you so you can have your monogamy and they can pretend they're getting cucked by their sister

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to surprise my Kikimora wife with a brand new Roomba robot vacuum cleaner for her birthday so she doesn't have to vacuum herself anymore!

[Anonymous No.]

>44927462
Nobody asked mick

[Anonymous No.]

>>44927462
I must grill

[Anonymous No.]

4mon greentexts are weird.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44927544
They really do overestimate the flexibility and endurance of the human body sometimes.

[Anonymous No.]

Succubutt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44927559
i think all those doujinshi are giving them unrealistic expectations for my load size

[Anonymous No.]

>>44927567
>Anon, we need to talk
>my stomach didn't distend at all after those two creampies
>you need to see a doctor, I think something's wrong
>what do you mean the average load is 1.5 to 5 milliliters
>that can't be right, my books say it should be at least a liter each time
>drink more water and go see the doctor, m'kay

Just gotta deal with it until the Incubization kicks in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44927567
For my forklift, i mean. it wouldn't be safe to carry that much all at once

[Anonymous No.]

>>44927544
Meanwhile on /winter/
>tfw you will never instalose to anon’s body heat

[Anonymous No.]

what do i do when catgirls are all over you but your allegeric to cats

[Anonymous No.]

>>44927469
Hmm...
Y'know, if you were to bang Unicorn twins, would they not turn into Bicorns since they basically already count as one?
Things to ponder.

[Anonymous No.]

https://imgbox.com/g/KyMGGnscYy
Wikifag here, this week's new additions add up to 75. This concludes the weekly report.
New Images start here: https://imgbox.com/hLEMFqBN

Search schedule is at the bottom: https://mgearchive.neocities.org/fanartgalleries.html

[Anonymous No.]

>>44927627
Allergy shots, bro.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44927627
Allergies will go away once you let them turn you into an Incubus. Enjoy your harem of catgirls, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44927651
Thank you, wikiman

>https://imgbox.com/I3weq407
Based

[Anonymous No.]

>>44927670
>Just get drugged up bro
>The cat's don't put anything in there
YOU WON'T FOOL ME, TOXOPLASMOSIS

[Anonymous No.]

>>44927651
Wikiman, I think you missed this one

[Anonymous No.]

>>44927627
submit to them, when you become an incubus your allgery will just make you extra horny for them

[Anonymous No.]

>>44927748
Just a little catnip bro

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44927767
cats have too many stacking debuffs
there's Tom, cat scratch fever, constant DoT effects from purring, toxoplasmosis, and probably some other stuff

[Anonymous No.]

>>44927808
fluff addiction is the worst one

[Anonymous No.]

>>44927803
too bad the draenei are stuck in their shit setting.
such wasted potential

[Anonymous No.]

Could the mgeverse be inside a black hole?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44927827
Get a deep throat from a space goat

[Anonymous No.]

>>44927827
The fact they've been latched onto by the futa faggots is worse

[Anonymous No.]

>>44927871
>space goats with horse cocks

It's so tiring.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44927871
What are they like worms or something in the setting or is it the normal degenerate shit like usual?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44927866
Possibly or it be on some flat earth shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44927892
There's litereally nothing to justify it, and honestly there doesn't need to be for these weirdos

But they just fucking specifically grabbed onto draenei with both hands

[Anonymous No.]

>>44927235
I've been on this godforsaken thread daily since 2016. I barely recognize it anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44927904
So the normal /d/ stuff like usual, that some of these people that ask for these things and create these things are probably mixed with hyena dna and have escaped the dulce base. But that type of discussion would go into offtopic territory so I’ll keep my more “otherworldly” thoughts to myself.

[Anonymous No.]

>When a vampire finds out that erections are caused by increased blood flow to the penis

[Anonymous No.]

mgs for this feel

[Anonymous No.]

>>44927651
>>44927761
And this one too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44919469
Feels good to be a forgotten writefag

[Anonymous No.]

>>44927998
It’s a fantastic feeling.

[Anonymous No.]

>friendzoning your cu sith neighbor

[Anonymous No.]

>>44928020
>"Man's best FRIEND. What part don't you understand?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>44928020
>>44928032
Fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

>>44928062
>Cu sith paws typed this post

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

I’m gonna smack some monster titties around who wants to join me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44928093
>t. anon that got smacked by monster titties

[Anonymous No.]

>>44927441
>multiple bicorn wives
>always arguing over who gets dicked while the rest are watching to absorb that sweet degenerate mana
>haven't had sex in years

[Anonymous No.]

>>44928093
0 damage!
0 damage!
0 damage!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44928147
just gotta press enough
activate the turbo button

[Anonymous No.]

>that one mg that keeps trying to sell you solar panels for your non existent home

[Anonymous No.]

>putting your newly hired kiki meido in awkward situations

[Anonymous No.]

>>44928147
Its a well known fact that the more modest the breast, the less damage it takes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44928173
you must be mistaking some paradigm, for rude titties have the highest offense and defense

[Anonymous No.]

>>44928179
offense? yes
Defense? No, its well known that bigger monster breasts are far more sensitive, making them veritable glass cannons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44928173
Is that what you think?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44928189
Yeah, that hag is DEFinitely 1800 years old.

[Anonymous No.]

Oh no, more monster dorks

Man finding a demon GF looks like a pain in the ass. You have to subdue one without hurting them too much

[Anonymous No.]

>>44928172
like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44928189
Yes, and I will prove it by fondling her bosom

[Anonymous No.]

>>44928189
how come she always attacks my lifepoints directly?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44928204
>Haha oops! I accidentally got some bbq sauce on my face
>Oh no, we're all out of napkins!
>Miss Kiki can you lick me clean?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44928211
Because you're weak to hags

[Anonymous No.]

>>44928211
She has intimidate

[Anonymous No.]

>>44928187
>its well known that bigger monster breasts are far more sensitive
it's actually the other way around, small tits are more sensitive. There's even actual experiments and science proving it

[Anonymous No.]

>>44928226
Always knew the sabbath was working its way into our institutions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44928226
seems fairly intuitive. similar amount of nerves concentrated into smaller tissue

[Anonymous No.]

>>44928130
Just rape one. They'll soon discover that the despair of not being able to watch you fuck someone else while you're plowing their brains out is hot in its own way. Cuckhorses are fucking weird, I think I'm going to stay on Team Nightmare and also root for /fa/ deer.

[Anonymous No.]

Brain being slow cooked by demon musk and perfume after being entrapped in her clothes after a long, hot, sweaty day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44928215
Boy, that is an awkward situation. Imagine, as a maid, allowing your master to run out of napkins. Is she not doing the wash properly? Shouldn't she at least have some of those, ahem, "paper napkins" available for a crisis? It's almost as bad as running out of window cleaner. Fortunately, a maid's apron can be cut into squares for a passable napkin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44928253
No, it's awkward because of the way I asked her to lick my face clean. Sounding like a socially inept idiot

[Anonymous No.]

>>44928226
Paid by sabbath

[Anonymous No.]

>>44928263
Socially inept? No, if she wasn't even alert enough to cut up her clothing before you asked, licking is only natural. It's not like she could make you wait for her to prepare a solution with a microscopic drop of barbecue sauce on your face. It would be unrefined.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44928265
research grants are where it's at

[Anonymous No.]

>>44928246
how, as a warrior, did you even let that happen?

[Anonymous No.]

I regret everything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44928287
she asked politely

[Anonymous No.]

>>44928292
Demons are known for both their contracts and puppy dog eyes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44928292
Fucking speech stat, it's too powerful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44928296
>Anon pleeeeease! *sobs* Pretty please! Just climb into my clothes one time? Just one? *dry heaves* Pretty please with a capital P?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44928291
what happened anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44928299
ms satyros keeps reloading the save if she misses a speech check

[Anonymous No.]

Quickest way to get raped by horse in MGE?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44928331
that's cheating. dumb gote.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44928353
demon silver spurs

[Anonymous No.]

>>44928331
>reloading the save
>she just drinks herself into a blackout
>only "hits" speech checks when you get tired of humoring her

[Anonymous No.]

>>44928353
walk in front of a unicorn, showing off your virginity like you're begging to be married

[Anonymous No.]

>>44928378
I don't trust horny horses

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder how monsters would react to finding out that you've been cheated on before multiple times

[Anonymous No.]

>>44928353
Challenge a centaur to an archery contest. If you win, she'll rape you for beating her. If you lose, she'll rape you as a prize. If she's drunk and/or horny enough she might just rape you for thinking you're even on the same level.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44928398
it's a difficult concept for them to grasp

[Anonymous No.]

>>44928398
High intensity healing. Maybe some proactive monsterization if that hoebag is still around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44928378
Unicorns are unironically the most dangerous mamono out there.
>Extremely lustful
>Horse frame means she can overpower you
>Can rape you within an inch of your life
>Heals you as you pass out, just so she can do it again
>No remorse in her eyes, only lust

[Anonymous No.]

>>44928364
>autosaves just before she vomits on your shoes
>Cant savescum

[Anonymous No.]

>>44928309
all that is real is ANNIHILATION

[Anonymous No.]

>>44928432
>horn with built-in virgin detecting radar
>can easily run you down in level areas
>if you climb a tree she'll use magic or something
>keeps leaving poetry outside your door
spooky

[Anonymous No.]

cant stop thinking of high orcs

[Anonymous No.]

>>44928455
H'orcs can't get me I have no sense of smell

[Anonymous No.]

>>44928462
The aphrodisiacs don't need you to be able to smell them. Those particles just need to enter you body, and you lose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44928462
my high orc has no nose.
how does she smell?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44928462
she will assault your sense of taste and make you breathe horc

[Anonymous No.]

>>44928432
that's silly, unicorns can't rape. she's making love

[Anonymous No.]

>>44928471
>>44928475
Imagine the sweaty, under the covers sex in summer.

[Anonymous No.]

Real pig hours

[Anonymous No.]

>>44928479
>t. cornycorn

[Anonymous No.]

i want to be a famous hero who infamously gave it all up for horc arm pits

[Anonymous No.]

>>44928432
SHUT THE FUCK UP! Unicorns are the most pure and beautiful creatures in the World.

[Anonymous No.]

Good night Anons ,take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, be sure to keep your bug wife nice and warm as the cooler weather sets in.
Or get ready for a few months in the Bee Wife NEET cave as she gets a small 'vacation' after months of hard work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44928211
https://youtu.be/n6kQxMGms6M

[Anonymous No.]

brown pig > pig
brown cow > cow

[Anonymous No.]

>>44928521
>t. unicorn hag

[Anonymous No.]

>>44928534
Haggard did nothing wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44928535
I think regular pigs are better than the brown boar.
Both are good though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44928545
but anon you get pig as a bonus with brown pig!
I'm biased for big, muscular, sometimes sweaty , brown girls tho

[Anonymous No.]

>>44928553
I just want a harem of regular p'orcers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44928545
imagine bathing and drinking porc and horc soup

[Anonymous No.]

>>44928545
It's the tan and the eyepatch that does it for me

[Anonymous No.]

>>44928561
imagine being sandwiched between them in the steaming hot waters.

[Anonymous No.]

human noses are built for high orc butt

[Anonymous No.]

>>44928569
take the eyepatch off and kiss her on the forehead

[Anonymous No.]

>>44928605
Am I doing it right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44928620
>Seal broken
>45 years of continuous rape
Depends on your goals.

[Anonymous No.]

Can you traditionally romance an ushi, core or hound?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44928652
ye

[Anonymous No.]

>>44928661
is that a yes theoretically but wont happen or is it actually doable?
How do I do this without getting plapped before marriage?
...can I do all 3 at once?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44928652
just be tougher than them
easy

[Anonymous No.]

>>44928652
Manticore, yes.
Ushi-oni and hellhound, no.

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>>44928652
anon I dont understand
violent, passionate, ambush rape is very traditional for those monsters.

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>>44928652
>>44928690
Of course you can! Miss Ushi is perfectly capable of traditional romance.
Not every Ushi is a whirling dervish of Rape and rape 2: Electric Rape-a-loo.

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>>44928712
very beautiful and refined.
you have to wonder if she has other sashes and eyepatches she wears over the sealing one to better match her outfits.

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>>44928712
>pov of anon thats tied to a chair

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[Anonymous No.]

mint choccy booba

[Anonymous No.]

slime booba

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>>44928794
only have chocco flavor booba sir

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>>44928801
comes with chocolate cake though it seems.
I'll take your whole stock of chocolate kitkots

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>>44928794
No

Only the palest milkiest booba

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>>44928807
sorry sire, 1 chocco kot per customer
it is an in demand item after all

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>>44928812
fine sir. you have your say but I'll have mine.
your darkest choco kitkot please.

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>>44928809
i suppose there's an ordinary fox left

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>>44928817
our darkest choco kot
have her dip her finger into a glass of milk, and it will turn into chocolate milk

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>>44926348
...or she's a Boogie and into 80s Disco.

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>>44928827
so dark.
to go darker would be an affront to god.
99% cocoa.

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How about blue booba?

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>>44928843
I don't know...
Why would I pick blue when purple booba exists?
Sell me on your blue booba

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>>44928712
>>44928720
A refined and calm Ushi, at least until the seal comes off, would be nice.

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>>44928852
look at that dorky ear wiggle.

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>>44928849
purple is nasty grape flavor while blue is delicious blueberry flavor, it is really no contest

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>>44928849
he speaks the truth

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>>44928852
>A refined and calm Ushi, at least until the seal comes off, would be nice.
And that always tries to convince you to take off the seal in the most loving, kindest way possible.

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>>44928868
>>44928876
>>44928849
Purple booba is just red and blue booba mixed together.
However, more booba is better.
So, just get yourself one or more of each colour.

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NO! Don't do it, anons! Send those demons to Hell!

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>>44928896
instructions unclear, invited her in my house for a shower and sleepover

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>>44928896
We won't go to Hell until next summer. My in-laws have a lovely beach house there.

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>>44928896
Too late, I already am entrapped in her armour and getting mindbroke by sweaty booba.

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>>44926388
>wightfag
It seems that I completely missed the whole drama. Can you elaborate on wight?

[Anonymous No.]

im asocial, what monstergirl would not find me boring?

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>>44928914
Lich so she can study you and fuck you for data

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>>44928914
soldier beetle is pretty low maintenance and doesnt talk much.
same with mantis.

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>>44928914
Anubis. Just get a Lego set or some miniatures and build them together in silence.

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>>44928914
Devil bugs, sandworms, all types of slimes, zombies, mummies, wyverns, ushi-onis, hellhounds, soldier beetles, sahuagins. Just to name a few

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>>44928923
this. get her a sperg hobby. I eat her butt out while she does spreadsheet autism

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Too much ass eating and not enough tit suckling.

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>>44928928
>Fucking anubis-chan in the ass while she does some boring shit trying her hardest to pretend she doesn’t feel you
Hot

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>>44928942
Anubis is a buttslut made for anal correction while she plays EU4

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>>44928923
>Be quiet, shy anon
>Play minecraft with equally quiet anubis
>She's cold and quiet to everyone she meets
>Never cracks a smile
>Spend hours everyday playing together on a LAN, barely saying anything to each other
>Despite this, you build a strong bond together
>Does small nice things for you in game and IRL
>You do the same for her
>It's the little things that reassure you that you love each other
Maybe some years into your marriage, one of you will say more than a sentence to each other. In time...

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>>44928944
i'd aggressively kuu at each other with a lich

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>>44928943
>eu4
The patrician's game

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Anubis pretends she is cool, calm and kuu, but really she is just autistic and will sperg stare at you for several minutes before blurting out a fact about train gauges.

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>>44928944
>Anon: "Think I should ask her on a date? I've known her for years and it really seems we get along but I don't want to make it awkward"
>Anubis: We've been married for 7 years now and it's still as great as when we first met"
I enjoy the idea of Anon not realizing he is already married

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>>44928943
>plapping anubis ass while she plays EU4
>she suddenly slams her ass down and makes you sit down
>"Constantinople is mine! Take that Turks!"
>proceeds to drain you dry in celebration
b-but she played Makuria that time...?

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>>44928952
>ywn try to explain how paradox's new MGE mana sim works to an airhead pyrow or muscle brained mino who just smile and nod the whole time

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>>44928948
I'd like imagine one showing absolutely zero emotion on her face but worrying that you don't understand her love so she writes the most flowery, purple letters to you.

Okay, what I actually like to imagine are subtle changes only hubby and other family pick up on, but this is fun too.

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>>44928963
i don't need purple prose. i want pie graphs and bar charts or mathematically proving her love

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>>44928852
>monster realm ruled by aristocratic ushis
>used to be a human realm until someone slipped ushi blood into the wine at a state banquet

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>>44928973
>used to be a human realm until someone slipped ushi blood into the wine at a state banquet
sorry guys, that was me
just wanted to do a prank video

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>>44928973
Based bioterrorist

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>>44928973
a lot of those aristocrats were probably taking mermaid blood to extend their life
so if you want to save some money by cutting the stuff with ushi blood what's the harm?

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>>44928960
>Anubis teaches anon eu4
>Accidentally becomes pavlovian
>Edges you as a punishment for doing things wrong
>Paizuri for map painting efficiently
>"Nonono anon you cant take mil ideas first, it's a waste of mana and rushing mil tech is far better."
>Proceeds to tease an orgasm for the next hour while moaning about siege mechanics

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>>44928970
>My heart rate when not in Anon's presence: .0001 BPM
>My heart rate when in Anon's presence: >1 BPM
>Conclusion: ai
>It's a peer-reviewed study

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>>44928981
I swear, if she tries to convince me on innovative ideas first, I'm gonna give her anal rape correction

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>>44928943
>anubis
>not playing Children of the Nile

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>>44928909
tl;dr he was getting commissions of a horse fucking a wight but the horse was not her husband.

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>>44928981
>she strokes anon and tells him that he will only cum when the siege goes through
>starts stroking harder when it is at 70%
>starts getting angry at 79%
>keeps stroking harder and calling the devs very explicit names when the siege reaches 90% and fails
>anon is begging her to calm down and stop but every percentage of failure from 90% has anubis raging

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>>44928998
Anyone have this on hand?

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>>44929000
>Assaults garrison
>Turk 100k janny stack pops into existence from nowhere
>Anubis breaks desk chair (and anons pelvis) in a fury
>Cursing (swearing and literal curses) in ancient desert kingdom language

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>>44929002
Nope. We purity spiralled super hard and now all that stuff has been deleted.

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I know nothing about the autism strategy games but the idea of an angry anubis taking her frustrations out on (you) is hot

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>>44929014
! !

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>>44929014
You don't need to know how to play, all you need to do is laugh at anubis for going Mamluks cause it has Egypt and getting rolled by Ottomans cause she doesn't know how to play
And THEN she will rape you

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>>44929014
>Anubis angerly rapes you because she didn't get the Burgundian Inheritance as France despite being allied, being Burgundy's strongest ally with a royal marriage, Burgundy not being a great power, and Burgundy being rivaled to the HRE emperor Austria
>Austria got Burgundy, so it's an extra hard rape
>She keeps repeating "I hate Burgundians so fucking much" as she rapes you

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>>44929002
Wait, I forgot. Wikifags old a/b/omination collection should be on on exhentai. If it is anywhere, it is in there.

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>>44928984
that's the stuff

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>>44929032
>hear loud "OHOHOHO...Burgandy is mine!" sounds from next door
>well that wight and her husband were always nerds...

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>>44929024
>>44929032
For me, it's her doing her best to create a new empire in Egypt after a randmozied start so she can have a reformed pagan religion, then taking great pains in managing the names of all the children in her dynasty

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>>44923914
Improved malef so much
Lolis simply aren't threatening
a child can't be a dom.

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Cannot sleep without a cait to cuddle. Metaphorically and literally.

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>go hunting with hellhound wife
>she gets bored waiting at the blind and decides to run off on her own
>spend the entire day waiting, trail cams all pointed towards a dozen bucks in the area
>they never arrive
>as I'm packing up she comes walking out of the brush with two dead bucks slung over her shoulders

It's not fair bros.

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>>44929039
Ugh, it wasn't worth looking for and I couldn't find it

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>Be richest king in all the lands
>Sleep on a pile of gold
>It’s not really the comfortable
>Dragon shows up
>Says me and my gold belongs to her now
>Nuh-uh
>Team Rockets my guards
>Forcibly takes me to bed
>Now I have to share my gold with her
It’s just not fair

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>>44929069
>go hunting with malef wife
>she gets bored and decides to napalm a square mile of forest
>she brings back ten charred deer skeletons
>point out that she didn't bring back any meat
>get raped
dumb lizards

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>>44927052
>vampire wife
>...died...
I think you've missed a major point here.

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>tfw when she goes into a grandiose monologue that just amounts to an invitation to play strategy games with her

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>>44929260
>"I went to Pandemonium for one week! ONE WEEK!"
I now want to visit Pandamonium, the most endangered place in earth.

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>>44929290
>Yes my consort, we shall ravage Europe like a plague and bring them the one, true, Empire...
>Why yes, my main is Byzantium, why do you ask consort, I mean, boyfriend?

[Anonymous No.]

Most out of the blue/surprising/unexpected waigufags you have seen?

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>>44929431
This one kikifag who said he hates monster boys, but his self-insert is a catboy

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I need an anubis because it's good to have someone to share the autism hobbies with

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>>44929524
>buy a bunch of tank and aircraft models
>hang out with Anubis wife and work together assembling and painting them
>then use the models to make battlefield dioramas with other minis
>literal months of work for each diorama

God, I'd be so happy.

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>>44929524
Imagine playing co-op autistic tower defense games with anubis gf

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>>44929524
I need a Pharaoh because it's good to have someone to share my knowledge of ancient history and religion, and I want to be Anubis bro's friend.

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Gonna bully a Kunoichi by sending her pictures of her in a skintight suit getting caught in a trap.

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>>44929576
>reskinned h*man woman who might have been a male in her previous life
>her servants are cute autistic dog girls with fluffy paws
No wonder Pharaoh is still a virgin

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>>44929603
I don't care if she was a man in a previous life, that just means she knows what a man wants intimately. She won't be a virgin for long.

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>>44929431
The ones that claim to hate furry but flock to any furry channels.

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>>44929603
>might have been a male in her previous life
hot