/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

My campaign for human male rights seems to be going well, I got a personal invitation from Megumu to visit her office so she could hear some of my points!

This is going to be great, it's one step closer to a Gensokyo where human boys aren't just slaves to youkai! We'll introduce things like equality and consent!

[Anonymous No.]

good luck anon! Us human men are right behind you!
Walk up to that Great Tengu, look her straight in the eye, and tell her you do NOT consent!

[Anonymous No.]

just normal 10gu stuff

[Anonymous No.]

We never heard from OP again...

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I WILL NOT FUCK A TENGU

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>>45123659
They all say that at first

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>>45123659
You vill fuck a tengu and you vill be happy!

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>>45123659
You idiot, they get more excited if they know it's not consensual.

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>>45123659
Of course not.

Fuck implies some degree of back and forth. You will be used.

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>>45130836
I don't get it, is it a pun on her name?

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>>45130848
Yes

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>>45119424
God, I would love nothing more than to be a homme fatale vigilante in Gensokyo. Imagine seducing a Great Tengu close, only for her lust to be met with a hidden blade as you enact justice with a blade. I could probably write a fanfic about this if I wasn't bogged down with college.

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>>45119424
God, I would love nothing more than to be a homme fatale vigilante in Gensokyo. Imagine seducing a Great Tengu close, only for her lust to be met with a hidden blade as you enact swift justice before she can respond. I could probably write a fanfic about this if I wasn't bogged down with college.

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>>45132417
Please do not the Tengu. They are very nice youkai who only want to bring your species accurate reporting and hard hitting theological debates.

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>>45119424
great thighs great booba. this tengu shall produce many eggs for the clan

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>>45132440
Only the ones who pursue darker desires at the cost of others.

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>>45123695
Holy crap.

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>>45123695
>>45132523
Aya wouldn't REALLY have Momiji tie her arms up, break and enter your home, wait for hours for you to come home, then pretend to be an helpless evil woman in need of correction, would she?

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>>45132567
No, there'd be a hidden camera around so she could later blackmail you and force you to be her minion after too.

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>>45132567
I think Momiji would slap the shit out of her for even asking
Aya's more of a 'walk up to your front door, then open her coat to reveal nothing but her panties before barging straight inside' kind of girl anyway

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>>45132846
Why is she angry?

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>>45132880
Operation "Guaranteed Success! Megumu's Sure-Fire Husband Hunt" was a resounding failure, and now she's pinning the blame on the first unfortunate subordinate that crossed her path.
Y'know, the usual.

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>>45133307
Gentlemen, it appears that 'Operation: Certain Failure'...has failed.

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>>45119424
>>45123477
GOD I WANT TO FUCK MEGUMU'S FOOTPUSSY SO BADLY!!!!

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>>45133999
Why fuck her feet, when her actual pussy is open for business?????

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>>45134060
megumu is an eternal virgin, it's what her true ability is
any time she gets any man in bed he'll somehow keep getting distracted from actually getting up in there

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>>45134060
>金曜日の恋人
Heh.

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I will happily marry whichever tengu makes the best omelettes.

[Anonymous No.]

Is it possible to have a loving relationship with a tengu? I know they're racist, sexist, arrogant, self-centered, but is it possible?

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>>45135509
If the internet has taught me anything it's that a good half of -ists massively fetishise the things they hate.

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>>45132438
That does sound pretty good. I’m interested in such a tale being told. Shame you’re too busy though.

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>>45135587
Personally, I'm more interested in being suffocated between powerful and great tengu thighs for being insolent enough to critique Megumu's well-laid plans. But that's just me.

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>>45135815
That would be pretty hot too. I’d imagine that daitengu would be all too eager to punish a would be assassin in such a way. Might drown you in her megaton milkers as well.

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Wonder how much it would cost to buy a tengu egg.

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>>45136009
Ancient tengu proverb:
A man buys a tengu egg, he eats egg for a day. A man becomes a tengu's husband, he can eat all the eggs forever. And fertilize quite a few more.

[Anonymous No.]

Megumu is getting bolder...

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>>45136037
What does it mean when a high ranking tengu does that in front of you?

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>>45132583
ha! what a dork!
sumireko wears nothing under her overcoat. therefore, superior.

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>>45135990
That's not Megumu...

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>>45135563
Will Megumu be less racist if I give her a kiss?

[Anonymous No.]

Never ask a crow tengu the species of their boyfriend

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>>45137103
"None"?

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>>45137323
I told you NOT to do that, anon! Look what you've done, she's crying now!

[Anonymous No.]

Is this thread just kappa propaganda or something? Who wouldn't love to date a tengu, especially a high-ranking one like Megumu? Much better than some flatty human who can't lay eggs, can't fly, etc. Shill thread!

[Anonymous No.]

Why dont they just go for male tengu?

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>>45139146
Male tengu are too busy preening each other's tailfeathers

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>>45139146
There are too few of them and human male look better

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>>45139146
The size of their noses is inversely proportional to their dicks, they also never leave the house.

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>>45137398
N-no she's not!
That's just rain from flying around so much!
Aya would NEVER be devestated at being rejected by the man she has stalked for the last three weeks and cry herself to sleep!
Never!

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>>45138998
I, for one ,would love to date Megumu-sempai!

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>>45139844
Hatate get off the internet and stop trolling your boss

[Anonymous No.]

I finally got in touch with a tengu girl (her handle was BarleyRiceTengu1 don't know any personal info), but as soon as I started to talk about how interested I was in the tengu-human relationship dynamic and tengu culture as a whole, she accused me of being a "lower-caste troll posing as a human" and blocked me. What did I do wrong, bros?

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>>45139937
You have to get her to make the first move, if you're too aggressive she'll assume you're just trying to catfishhumanfish? her into embarrassing herself.
Hint towards being a human and let her bring the topic of tengu up. When you start talking about tengu sound interested, but not too interested and she'll take the bait.

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Must be scary to be a shota in Gensokyo

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>>45139987
it is a harsh ecosystem for them

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>>45139987
There was a story in Bunbunmaru advertising tengu caretakers who watch over shotas when they go out to collect vegetables, run to the store, etc. It said that not a single boy under their care has ever been spirited away by a fairy, hag, etc. What a great service, every family should sign up today!

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>>45140101
by any chance, did it include statistics for those spirited away by tengu?

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>>45140107
What a tenguphobic question. Tengu would never do such a thing.

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>>45119424
You have to be grateful to lord Tenma for allowing that.

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>>45140107
The Bunbunmaru newspaper say they never had kids kidnaps under their care, the ones who do disappear just run away, there is no connections, please trust your local Tengu.

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>>45140182
Depraved comic drawn by some perverted kappa.

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>>45140107
The latest records show it at 0%*, just like it does every year.

*successful kidnappings only

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>>45135509
It's possible, but only with a smelly, ill-mannered dog ("wolf") tengu, not a wise and noble crow tengu.

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>>45140107

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I don't want to fuck the tengu because they look jewish with those stupid hats and long noses. Ugh so disgusting.

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>>45140200
Who could be behind this post.. I wonder..

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>>45140505
lying is bad, and lying to your sworn friends is even worse, get a hold of yourself anonymous

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>>45140505
Is it normal for Gensokyo men to walk around naked?
You can't complain about the things the tengu do to human men when they are practically asking for it.

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>>45140505
She even says ''sworn friend'' ...this bald dark man will DIE for manipulating her and not getting into her pants like a real man would (asking her directly)

[Anonymous No.]

Are your children safe with the green shrine maiden?

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"sworn friends"? All they do is cockblock human males from falling in love with good Tengu women.

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>>45140585
Yes. But she'll break down and cry when she realizes that none of them played the PS2 and think its old.

[Anonymous No.]

OUTLAW HUMAN MALE/YOUKAI FEMALE RELATIONSHIPS

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>>45140613
Poor human males think they have any choice in the matter

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>>45140613
This, the human bloodline MUST be preserved

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>>45140613
but look how happy she is

[Anonymous No.]

What is being a tengu's wife (male) like?

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>>45142349
Tamagoyaki. Oyakodon. Onsen tamago. Omusoba. Datemaki. Chawanmushi. Omurice. Tenshindon. Tamago nigiri. Kakitamajiru. So on and so forth.

[Anonymous No.]

I heard that the last human boy to try and speak to Megumu happened to run into her on cosplay night
Last I heard, he was still in Eientei...

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>>45142524
What, with a serious case of blue balls? Everyone knows Megumu's a complete virgin. He's probably just using that as an excuse to keep getting treated by Eirin.

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FUCK YOUKAI

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>>45142694
WITHOUT PROTECTION FOR THE PURPOSE OF REPRODUCTION

[Anonymous No.]

I don't need rights, or a constitution. I need to be railed by dozens of drunken, hot tengu women inside a bar's bathroom for a week straight. That's a pilgrimage every man living on Gensokyo must take at least once a year. A man's yearly happiness depends on that.

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>>45139937
Yeah tengu society's been having trouble getting humanfish'd by stupid hobgoblins so now every tengus ask for dick pics and a skin check or GTFO. Need to be careful with that though if you're getting on TinGenso because apparently these are being used for blackmail.
Just be careful with your e-dating, whether human or tengu. Both sides have their nasty detractors that actively try to ruin everything for everyone, so you're walking on eggshells. I've heard that Hieda head's been setting up some accounts for that purpose.

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>>45140101
Do the tengu provide a caretaker service for adults too? It would be nice if a determined and domineering tengu lady helped me unfuck my life, even if it meant that she'd have to take total control of it.

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>>45140107
100%, with a 2% margin of error.

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>>45123659
Not your choice to make.

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>>45143934
Absolutely. For every anon, there's a sexless, lonely tengu female furiously typing about how SHE COULD FIX HIM.

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>>45144144
>Absolutely. For every anon, there's a sexless, lonely tengu female furiously typing about how SHE COULD FIX HIM.

Fix him as dinner that is. And I mean dinner, not "dinner".

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>>45144144
Turning a man into a housewife in their extremely matriarchal racist tengu centric society is not fixing anything

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>>45145260
Not from your perspective.

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>>45145260
>Turning a man into a housewife
Every anon dreams of having a comfy hikki lifestyle. He'll never have to work and he'll have a beautiful wife who loves him. It's the perfect life.
>extremely matriarchal
Nonsense, tengu society is full of that 'equality' thing.
>racist
Lies and slander. By the way, if your tengu wife never lets you meet her friends, it's because she doesn't want them to try and steal you from her, and not because she's embarrassed about marrying a humie.

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>>45119424
Stop tengu-spreading, you whore. Nobody wants to see the outline of that fat egg hole.

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>>45146398
My tengu wife loves me and isn't ashamed of taking me out for a night on the town at all! She just doesn't to protect me from those damn hussies that was would kidnap me in a heartbeat!
Besides, I'm happier making her dinner and preparing her favorite bubble bath and fluffy robes! I don't need to be taken out and shown off to be happy!

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>>45146607
based human husband. My tengu wife loves taking me sight seeing through the clouds; the joker even likes to playfully drop me from extremely high altitudes and catch my back up and say "that's what's gonna happen to you if you look at any of those bitches -- you're mine", isn't she the cutest prankster?

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>>45142632
He's there to have his PTSD treated. There's few things that traumatize innocent human villagers more than seeing desperate tengu wear something they absolutely shouldn't.

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>>45146673
Thats adorable, sometimes my tengu wife will sometimes prank me by role-playing as an intruder and if I don't put up a good enough fight she get all pouty(super cute) and we'll play a punishment game where she'll dump me deep in the forest with feral youkai and I'll have to walk home after she tells me 'if I'm not willing to fight off some horny bitch I can fight off a real maneater'
Honestly its super cute to see her save me at the last minute after I get all spooked. I love my tengu wife!

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>>45146607
>>45146673
>>45146754
I see that the theme for this year's creative writing theme in the tengu newspapers is really popular.
It all feels a bit unrealistic, though. I don't think any of these girls have any actual experience with human men and they simply can't write them in a believable manner.

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>>45146876
if I see one more story of
>tengu woman saves human male from certain doom
>imprisions him with the excuse of healing his wounds
>won't let him go away
>300 pages of highlt fetishized smut
>then a rushed plot point and finale where the human male falls in love -- mostly with rope bridge or stocklom syndrome -- with her and they have two full litters
it's simply lazy writing and barely disguised author's fetish. Why are tengu women so disgustingly bad at writing and trope and porn-orientated, anyway?

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>>45143117
exactly this but not a bathroom because that's too disgustingly messy and germy
maybe gensokyo bars have special rooms for this

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>>45147043
Last time I read one of those, it ended with that tube fox getting revenge raped by the human while the tengu encouraged him. Though maybe that part was written by somebody else, you know how it is, some of them can only piggyback off someone else's work.

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>>45147043
being the comfort human assigned to the wolf tengu barracks

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>>45148898
Hot!

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>>45148864
>Though maybe that part was written by somebody else, you know how it is, some of them can only piggyback off someone else's work.
I doubt it. Tengu are notorious for their power kink, and having power over a human male to the point they can make him rape another woman is exactly something a second-category permavirgin burrow dweller tengu "female" with creativity as deep as a puddle in the scorching Saharan desert would write.

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>>45148898
she had a terribly long, arduous day; drank too much sake, and now she NEEDS to unwind all this steam. Good luck, Anon!

[Anonymous No.]

Koakuma took initiative and wrote a book on how to have sex with her, so even the denser anons would know what to do in case they encountered her. Megumu ought to have her underlings draft a similar book on tengus.

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>>45148898
A weird wolf tengu appeared...

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>>45149038
Id read that book religiously. Also i love her name! So creative!

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>>45146876
Nonsense, everyone knows human men are valued in the tengu papers for their true to life accounts about finding happiness serving tengu women. Why, just the other day I was talking to my good friend who told me all about his real encounter with a fearsome white wolf pack.

He told me all about how he was being chased by a fearsome feral that had been attacking the village recently only to be saved at the last minute by that kind patrol. Of course he didn't have anything to give but his servitude in exchange so they took that he spend weeks holed up in their squad's barracks servicing them to repay them. He says the team lead took a liking to him and he was invited back for a full time position which he happily accepted.

I'm telling you its real! Human men love servicing tengu!

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>>45149210
this is proposterous! No living and breathing man would want to daily serve at least 24 tengu women and fulfill all their sexual desires and fantasies, earning along the way a sea of affection and care! It's simply unthinkable that a human male would find comfort in making all those needy, gentle and hardworking women happy in exchange of simple love, care and attention! If you're gonna lie and spread misinformation in this trustworthy bulletin board about the wonderful caring nature of tengu women, lie with AT LEAST a tad of plausibility.

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>>45149292
I don't know who is shilling who anymore

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>>45149343
the ol' confusion tactics. People get so distracted by something else not only discussion stagnates and implodes, the true crimes like the lack of human male rights under tengu society and their many abductions of shotas go unnoticed
Fucking hate tengus, TOTAL TENGU DEATH

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>>45149210
I think I know that guy.
He's the one that went to the fairy fields, got kidnapped by a murder of tengu, and was then stuck in a room for hours with several tengu sitting awkwardly in front of him until they had a panic attack when he slightly adjusted his kimino and fled, right?
His wife was really worried about him, but I told her that things will be fine, since no tengu has ever raped any human male.

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>>45149210
wolf tengu truly are the noblest of all creatures!

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>>45149038
I don't know anon, "How to EGNATE OR MON" sounds like a weird book to me

[Anonymous No.]

i consent to raping yokai

[Anonymous No.]

sex with tengu women

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>>45150870
I am going to rape tengu so they stop trying to rape innocent young men. A bit of rape will definitely teach them how horrible it is to get raped and teach them to have a bit more empathy for their victims.

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>>45151084
silly anon, you can't overpower a horny tengu

[Anonymous No.]

Megumu is secretly into extremely sickeningly sweet lovey-dovey stuff!

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>>45151126
show proof

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>>45151133
She is still a turbo virgin

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>>45151126
She is a big breasted slut desperate for attention and easily controlled by her pet fox.

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>>45151163
She fantasizes about holding hand with anon...
IN PUBLIC

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>>45151162
liar, she's pure sex, and only uses the shy mask to not make her subordinates saddened

[Anonymous No.]

Megumu's already tall, but with her getas, she mogs absolutely every Anon! She can quickly show who's the boss!

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>>45151351
With her 12" geta on, Megamilkers is 6'6"!!!
Wow!!!

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>>45151351
s-she's too powerful.....

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>>45151351
I want this... but with Megumu!

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>>45151423
>she has to pick you up from the ground because the height difference is just that much
good god...

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>>45151351
I refuse. I'm going to pick up my giant tengu wife and princess carry her into the bedroom! For the sake of all humanity, I won't lose to the tengu!

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>>45151454
I want a 8'3" tengu gf!

[Anonymous No.]

never as much as even touch a wolf tengu. they will instantly imprint on you and see you as their mate.

[Anonymous No.]

TOGETHER WE CAN STAND AGAINST THE TYRANNY OF THE RAPIST TENGU!
HUMAN MEN TOGETHER WILL NEVER BE DEFEATED!

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>>45152077
>if you see a wolf tengu, make sure to touch her and only her, especially if you're a young human male. They'll instantly imprint on you and you'll feel joy you wouldn't anywhere else that shall last your entire life
there, fixed it for you, filthy tenguphobe

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>>45152077
If you see a wolf tengu, make sure to pat her on the head and be friendly. Nothing bad happens!

[Anonymous No.]

tengu sex tengu sex tengu sex sex with tengu unprotected sex with tengu on a dangerous day tengu in heat tengu breeding with human men tengu sex tengu human relationships tengu human marriage tengu sex tengu breeding multiple clutches of eggs with tengu and human multiple litters of children tengu human sex tengu impregnation sex sex sex

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>>45152135
this is the true unfiltered mind of the human male
do not believe any of the lies purported in this thread; this is what human males actually want
you can trust me on this

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>>45152110
>>45152126
those dumb gross ass literal bitches will start rubbing their face into your crotch the moment you stop headpatting them. its not worth it.

[Anonymous No.]

RESIST, MY BROTHERS! RESIST THE PSYCHOLOGICAL WARFARE!

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>>45152149
says the lady who reads minds to identify the biggest perverts in gensokyo and invite them down to her palace

[Anonymous No.]

Snuggling momiji silly

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>>45152154
so? Is that supposed to be a problem? That's what being born into the fake security and sedentism of the Human Village entails. The human male is supposed to run through forests, hunt and make love under the stars; and a tengu woman is a perfect partner to follow him in every second of the journey.
The female wolf tengu is man's best friend and wife!

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>>45152162
>I'm seeing the target. Will shoot at favourable wind conditions.

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>>45151486
they want you too Anon.

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You WILL NOT have sex with tengu. You WILL NOT waste your seed producing more half-breeds. You WILL NOT live on the mountain. You WILL live in the village. You WILL marry a human girl. You WILL produce nice human kids.

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>>45152175
i will turn the wolf tengu into a dog tengu

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>>45152208
you'll do that, little village dweller supremacist pussy
I'll fuck the wolf tengu like all GOOD, STRONG MEN should!

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>>45152200
>momiji, but big
imagine how soft and cuddly she is

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>>45152236
>>45152213
>>45152200
Stupid smelly dog tengu, give me birb wife instead

[Anonymous No.]

>>45152321
Why would you fuck a journalist

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>>45152295
she's also cuddly and soft small, medium or big! Momiji is the perfect wife in all sizes!

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>>45152325
The short fluffy hair just lines up perfectly with her ears
I want to ruffle, pet and kiss her so badly

[Anonymous No.]

Humanity will overcome tengu rape!

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>>45152323
Why would you turn down a photography gal?
It's all the benefits of a nerd girlfriend, without the downsides of arguing over something as pointlessly trivial as warhammer lore!

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>>45152321
>>45152357
hope you got a good angle on me inseminating my wolfgu wife. im sure the rest of your crow cuck friends will love the footage.

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>>45152344
Tengu don't rape humans. All human men want to have sex with tengu women, even if they say otherwise.

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>>45152368
well said

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>>45152357
>without the downsides of arguing over something as pointlessly trivial as warhammer lore
SOLD!

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>>45152364
The footage was deemed to obscene to publish, even with heavy censorship.
Shave your gotdamn asshole anon

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>>45152357
>without the downsides of arguing over something as pointlessly trivial as warhammer lore!
okay now I hate them

[Anonymous No.]

Where do I go if I don't want to get raped by tengu? The green haired shrine maiden said her and goddesses would protect me. There is also that sunflower field, the tengu avoid it for some reason.

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>>45152429
Come to the Underworld. Tengu avoid satori because satori expose their true wicked thoughts. There's a really nice family of satori called the Komeijis you can probably shack up with, she needs someone to keep her bird and her cat from running around causing trouble. They also avoid the oni, because the oni had the tengu absolutely whipped in ages past, and the oni are very hospitable to outsiders.

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>>45152429
come to the Scarlet Devil Mansion! We treat our guests kindly.

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>>45152439
>Meiling will never use you as a body pillow
Why even live

[Anonymous No.]

>>45152429
Y-you can stay with Alice, if you'd like that is...

[Anonymous No.]

>>45152429
hello! your bnuuy property now!
Me and my 40000 brothers, sisters, cousins and so on will breed with you to keep the lineage going!

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>>45152448
Great, now all the rapists are gathering.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45152429
Say, are you any good at dancing?

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>>45152478
.... so most of Gensokyo?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45152478
the HSE is gonna get jealous with this amount of rapists in one room...

[Anonymous No.]

>>45152489
Wrong way round with that one anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45152429
The red shrine maiden is looking for any help she can at her shrine.

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>>45152570
when do i get paid?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45152584
All the time in protection.

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>>45152591
t-thanks

[Anonymous No.]

>>45152623
Why is Reimu such a bad girl? Baby trapping someone is not nice!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45152584
Paid?

[Anonymous No.]

why cant youkai just learn to properly court a man? are they all just incapable of communication and sincerity?

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>>45152723
Yep.
All of them.
They think that because they're technically eldritch monsters, no one in their right mind would date them.
Luckily for them, /jp/ was never in it's right mind!

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>>45152723
>>45153600
Need a dating sim game where a bunch of 2hus try to court (you) in their own dumb ways because they are absolutely clueless

[Anonymous No.]

I don't want to be raped, I'll just hang out with that nice magician lady in the forest. She may seem a little odd with all her dolls and such, but she seems kind enough! She even offers tea!

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>>45153690
Marisa, just because your dad doesn't love you, doesn't mean you can roleplay as a human boy on the internet.
Face it, you have no friends, you're a village girl twisted by foul magic and mushrooms and the only one who tolerates your person is a drunken corrupt shrine maiden.
Alice and Patchouli hate you, they will never fuck you.

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>>45153678
What about one where you play as the touhou trying to court generic faceless male. Keeping track of his routine, visiting the shop he works at and setting up situations where you two can meet while avoiding being too suspicious and gettng the attention from the villagers and shrine maiden.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45153912
Anon, I don't want to court males, you might, but I don't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45153935
Anon this might be a shock to you but... you, and the character you play as are not the same person.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45153958
Not true. I am Alice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45153964
tits or gtfo

[Anonymous No.]

>>45153958
Okay then, I don't want my goal in a game to be courting men, even if the character I play as is a woman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45153964
pubes or gtfo

[Anonymous No.]

>>45153973
I just think it would be cute seem their perspective. Specially if its a weirdo like Alice or a youkai who is not close to humans like Mystia.

[Anonymous No.]

why do you distrust tengu?

[Anonymous No.]

I once wrote a whole story about being forced to be Momiji's live-in husband, but she's completely apathetic and judgmental which would culminate in the main character falling off a cliff in the dead of winter, breaking several bones, and deciding 'screw it, might as well let the snow cover me and die then'. Eventually he's rescued and begrudgingly nursed back to health by Momiji who's pissed since the other wolves are making fun of her and the higher-ups aren't too pleased about her wasting assets.
Then I realized they're so many spousal abuse Touhou stories already.
And the more I think about it, the more ideas come to mind.

Youkai are not good wives. Tengu aren't special in that regard. Get out while you still can.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45154387
I distrust yamawaro even more

[Anonymous No.]

>>45154402
Any grumpy youkai can be fixed with love!

[Anonymous No.]

>2hu tries to ask you out
>fumbles her lines she practiced for weeks
>spaghetti everywhere
>runs away crying if you dont catch her and hug her

See this is what we need

[Anonymous No.]

>>45147043
>>45151454
>>45152186
>>45152445
>>45154409
Who are you quoting?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45154419
Your mom after I cheated on her with your dad

[Anonymous No.]

>>45154404
that says very little about how much you trust tengu though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45154387
I automatically like and trust that specific tengu!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45154441
I'd thrust in that tengu... if you know what I mean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45154402
Would you happen to have a link for your story?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45154402
Wrong, there are not enough spousal abuse stories

[Anonymous No.]

>>45151351
Poor Megumu, having to wear 12'' high geta to hit that elusive 8' tall mark. Tengu women really have to go the extra mile to compete with Oni and Seraph girls who are naturally 8'+ tall. Oh well, at least she's not Aya who is only a mere one head taller than her human boyfriend. Or Hatate who's such a tengulet that she'll no doubt look her future human husband in the eyes without even having to tilt her head downwards, assuming she ever finds one in the first place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45154402
I want to read this story, you don't understand i've been to happy recently and I need more soul crushing despair!

[Anonymous No.]

Megumu checking her subordinate for unapproved relations with humans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45119424
Oh my god she looks so hot and dominant here. I just want to go down on my knees and eat out her Tengu milf pussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45155659
I almost regret finishing a story about tengu femdom recently because I had the urge to write out that exact kind of thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45154402
to read or write such a thing, you have problems

[Anonymous No.]

>>45155821
wheredoyouthinkyouare.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>45155674
Anon please do us all a favour and write that story and post it here. And dont ever regret indulging in femdom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45154402
>spoiler
There's like what? Two spousal abuse stories

[Anonymous No.]

Anon doesnt know how to start a conversation with the human she just kidnapped!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45156804
Three is you count Banki getting the hunter killed
Four if you count the HSE spin off Seija story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45157220
Anon IS the human she just kidnapped.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45157240
I dont the seki one counts, the hunter got himself killed due being a termimal retard.

The only one i remember aside the Reimu one is the Aya one that someone wrote earlier this year.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45157220
every time megumu's managed to bring a guy home, he suspiciously disappears before megumu can get any action, and tsukasa always seems uncharacteristically tired right afterward

[Anonymous No.]

>>45157282
I would blame Sekibanki more due to her being a filthy youkai who went out of her way to seduce an honorable, but dumb, human man.
As someone not terminally retarded she's also responsible for what the retard she has claimed gets up to.
But I missed the Aya one, gotta link?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45157270
NO it's anon kidnapping anon kidnapping anon plus rape

[Anonymous No.]

Megumu is just the tengu equivalent of a crazy cat lady, she may try to hide it by "abducting" a human every once in a while, but we all know she's not really trying all that hard. More on page te-

[Anonymous No.]

>>45157346
That fox's libido is through the roof, she just won't let Megumu have any shot!

[Anonymous No.]

Whom would you prefer?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45157656
you loudly have sex with tsukasa while megumu cries in her room

[Anonymous No.]

>>45157656
you loudly have sex with megumu while tsukasa cries in her room

[Anonymous No.]

>>45157656
the fertile one

[Anonymous No.]

remember that seducing a tengu is against the law. so dont go around calling your arrest a "kidnapping", youre the one who failed to upholding public decency after all!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45158339
why is she hugging a statue?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45158300
Is Tsukasa the most sexual 2hu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45158365
dunno. but they all seems to really like him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45158379
she's certainly in the discussion next to the sumata youkai

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45158454
the duality of the human male.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45158497
no conflict, only nut

[Anonymous No.]

>>45158513
based

[Anonymous No.]

>>45158300
If you breed the tubefox, it wins.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45158704
time to go 0-500

[Anonymous No.]

>>45158704
but what if i want tubelets myself?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45158513
>>45158728
>>45158800
I guess a well placed kick or two could avert the disaster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45158728
>>45158800
You ever seen that video of a bunch of kittens climbing their owners legs while they prepare food for them?
Imagine that but with minimofus

[Anonymous No.]

>>45159092
good god....

[Anonymous No.]

>>45159132
>lay down on bed/couch/soft carpet
>instantly swarmed because you're warm
>never need a blanket again

[Anonymous No.]

I read somewhere that tengu sometimes have large penises but it's impossible to tell without her actually showing it to you. How true is this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45158454
When did Reimu become Uncle Ruckus?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45154402
Wife Miji would be interesting
Tame the wolf with (repeated) pregnancy

[Anonymous No.]

>>45154598
>>45154661
>>45155079
>>45159921
I'll try hunting it down to post on pastebin or wherever. Gives me an excuse to finally organize my encrypted backup stuff. If not, I'll just get a six pack and crush it in a weekend.
might just do that anyway even if I find it if it's too embarrassing

Tengu suck. They drive me to drink

[Anonymous No.]

>momiji will never insist on sleeping with you to protect you from other tengu
>she will never cling to you obsessively

[Anonymous No.]

>>45161141
Because the crows will naturally get to you first, of course!
What, you think it's beyond them to look after their own territory? Silly anon, the crow Tengu are always watching!
Always.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45154402
I want to write a momiji romance where she marries a villager merchant to save him from Meguru's wrath. It's way more wholesome despite the main character almost getting murdered.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45161157
>the crow Tengu are always watching!
Yeah, and that's all they ever do because they're too much of a permavirgin to actually have sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45152723
Rape is a part of youkai culture.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45161191
I don't like the implication that image is giving anon.
You like Rumimi because she's an adorable little idiot, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45152723
Every good youkai knows how to court a man. First, you drag him back to your house and let him know you could kill him at any moment. Second, you get his pants off...

[Anonymous No.]

>>45161210
The claim that a youkai rapes twenty males a year on average is false.
Rumia is a statistical outlier and should not be counted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45161190
*Megumu

[Anonymous No.]

>>45161190
I had a similar scenario play out with c.AI, but Aya instead of Momiji.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45161256
Both work.

I just like the idea of it being Momijj because she seems more tsundere in canon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45161237
You called?
... Oh I was just in the area, happened to hear you, nothing unusual like that...

[Anonymous No.]

>>45158382
they brought their kids to watch?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45161291
I keep using you as a villain in everything Touhou related. I should switch it up.

[Anonymous No.]

I have whacked off several times to the thought of being in a relationship with megumu but she wants to wait until marriage and tsukasa drains my balls several times a night
like that doujin series with reisen and tewi

[Anonymous No.]

Walking in on megumu cuddling a body pillow of (you)

[Anonymous No.]

>>45161157
Get away from me, sweaty tengu. I know my rights!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45161513
Creepy tengu.
I hope she isn't stalking me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45161531
She wont have to.
You're never leaving that room anymore.
You live there now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45161336
Such a plausible and hot scenario has no right not being a doujin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45161214
Supernatural creatures getting grabby is incredibly sexy and I'm tired of pretending its not

[Anonymous No.]

>>45161572
cuddling a grabby and needy Ran…

[Anonymous No.]

>>45161572
Getting kidnapped and violated by Ran in heat!

[Anonymous No.]

Why did fans decide that Tsukasa is super horny?
Wiki page doesn't provide any clues.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45161627
People always, always lust after the fox.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45161619
>Getting kidnapped and violated by Ran in heat!
>she forces you to take responsability for the babies!
>they grow up loving and admiring her, while treating you like a pet!
so fucking hot

[Anonymous No.]

>>45161541
Hang on, I never consented to this!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45161675
this is why all youkai sexual relief workers should unionize. we demand higher pay, better living accommodation and more freetime to raise the kids!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45161759
>GET ON THE FUCKING GROUND, FILFHY COMMIE HUMIE!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45161759
>>45161772
Eh, but given Gensokyo's time period, wouldn't it be normal to find guilds around? I don't think it'd be that far fetched.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45161627
pipe foxes breed to a ruinous amount

[Anonymous No.]

I want to have SEX with a TENGU

[Anonymous No.]

>>45161627
She is literally dressed in a pillow case and has sex hair.

[Anonymous No.]

NO I WILL NOT FUCK A YOUKAI AND YOU CAN FORCE ME!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45162552
>YOU CAN FORCE ME!
Correct

[Anonymous No.]

>>45162552
>YOU CAN FORCE ME!
gladly

[Anonymous No.]

>>45162570
>>45162574
>mistype
NOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.]

>>45162552
correct. even the smallest, most feeble youkai can overpower and violate any man to their hearts content. she might be a little more gentle and loving if you consented though...

[Anonymous No.]

>>45161772
>>45161675
>>45161141
>>45159148
Whom is being quoted

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45162660 (You)
(You)

[Anonymous No.]

>>45162630
I want Chen to be rough with me.
Maybe even invite Ran and Yukari after she's done.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45162676
seems like a biter and scratcher

[Anonymous No.]

>>45162701
God, yes. I want Chen to leave so many marks on my body that anyone who looks at me will know exactly how rough she was the night before.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45162701
Pain is actually one of the triggers for a female cat's ovulation, specifically the barbs on a male cat's penis scratching the vagina. Furthermore, cats release one egg at a time, and they have large litters because they go again and again and again. The more you know.

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>>45162676
I wouldn't want Chen to be like that. She's older than me by a longshot, but she's firmly in the "treat like a daughter" category. Ran on the otherhand… she can do whatever the hell she wants with me, we'll both be worn out by the time she's done.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45163170
thats all well and good till Chen pops heart pupils and raises her tail

[Anonymous No.]

poor megumu's thread was taken over by wolves (inferior) and non-tengu (not even worth talking about)

[Anonymous No.]

>>45163326
her underling is too wily

[Anonymous No.]

>>45163170
I want to treat Chen like a daughter while Yukari and Ran treat me like their communal wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45163170
To each their own.
Personally, I want all three of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45163326
Tsukasa's law: The longer Tsukasa is discussed, the probability of Ran being mentioned approaches 1.
Maybe Megumu shouldn't have taken such a smug, correction-bait subordinate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45163552
in her defense that's the kind of subordinate i'd want too

[Anonymous No.]

Youkai in heat deserve cuddle and belly rub correction until they calm down

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

I just want to marry and faithfully reproduce (a lot) with my loving tengu wife, what's with half of you wanting to cheat on yours with some inferior youkai/fox/fairy/pipefox/lower class tengu/sexfox/god/pajamafox/h*man/slutfox

[Anonymous No.]

>>45166250
They're sad sacks who can only think with their dick instead of their heart, their unhealthy mind has no capacity for reason or moderation
In other words, they're probably from the HSE thread

[Anonymous No.]

Gensokyo is just Isreal and Tengu and Kappa are basically just every Jewish stereotype.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45166302
Fool you are to believe such tawdry lies. True enlightenment for any waifufag is to connect and understand their waifu on an intrinsic level. External features may draw you in, but the heart of their character forged by the greater consciousness of the creator and the community over many years solidifies them as a multifaceted being; a careful blend of both canon and fanon. Failing to see past mere physical characteristics with their phallus outs them as a secondary, tertiary even. To close, a simple question to encapsulate this rhetoric: Do you like Ran the Kitsune, or Ran the Shikigami? Answering with the former lends you to being a mere mofu-brained addict and/or falling prey to the pit of the age old debate regarding ZUN lore Shikigami. Answering with the latter lends you to understanding the character more fundamentally as she is sum of her parts and not just ball of sex and fluff she is physically. Both are wrong, the answer is Chen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45162574
I want to marry the gap hag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45167673
No you don't, no one wants to marry gappy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45167688
yes I do
powerful older women turn me on

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45169523
I need to be her lover/pet

[Anonymous No.]

I try to be a good member of society and take up honest work hauling goods, but then the Crow Tengu decided to harass me and write inflammatory articles about how I'm a smuggler so I quit to become a craftsmen! But then the wolf tengu started knocking on my door asking for this thing called 'protection money' and the crow tengu still won't stop messing with me so I decided to become a shut-in who just transcribes scrolls and does printing jobs for a living! However, I recently discovered that all my customers are actually Tengu in disguise!

Why won't they leave me alone? I don't want to have a troublesome relationship with society obsessed youkai!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45169691
should have taken the wolfgus offer. they usually offer alternative payment methods, such as compensated dating.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45169769
>such as compensated dating.
That's disgusting! Why go out with someone who I don't even consider as a marriage candidate? And for money? Tengu society is rotten as to be expected!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45170455
>Why go out with someone who I don't even consider as a marriage candidate?
oh but they consider you very much Anon, even if they dont admit it at first. not until mating season is coming anyway. hope you excluded yourself to all but one client.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45164599
kourindou outfit goes hard

[Anonymous No.]

>>45170989
>not until mating season
What does this mean? All the wolf tengu talk about it and say things like 'you'd better watch out this Spring'. Are they planning to do some shady legal practice to extort money? I've heard such a thing is possible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45171984
oh dont worry about it. its just a time of the year when theyre extra... friendly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45172015
This artist.
Great stuff, very fluffy and makes full use of tails. A shame that it's futa on male.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45172247
>futa

[Anonymous No.]

Business had been good ever since I moved my tool repair and clothing mending stall closer to Youkai Mountain a few seasons ago, except for one detail: the white wolf tengu were growing weary of me.
Of course, I didn’t think it was too abnormal in the beginning, Tengu are mistrustful of villagers after all, but after a few weeks they started warming up to my services. The Tengu have high standards for their garbs and appearance, so soon I was flooded with jobs mending clothing, armor, sharpening swords, repainting their caps and the like.
It started with the look in their eyes. I’d see a sideways glance here, an unblinking stare there, sometimes they’d even hide in the bushes where they thought I couldn’t see them just watching.
After a while they began loitering a little too close to me when I would be repairing their clothes, saying it was to make sure my work was high quality, but nobody had any complaints or critique. It’s become quite a hassle since they’re surprising buxom (the uniform conceals a lot) and often my elbow will bump into their soft parts while they’re leaned over my shoulder.
I tried relocating to the forest of magic just to see if things would cool off, but they still made the trip to solicit my services, which spooked me a tad, but some of them even brought me gifts like a nice grindstone and the red dye they use, so I came back to my old spot fearing that I might look ungrateful.
But when I came back, things became more severe. A few of them escort me to and from the village for ‘protection’, their company leaders randomly inspect my cart, and they often question my whereabouts.
I had asked an expert on Tengu behaviors, and he told me they could be planning to abduct me or worse. I know that Tengu prefer young boys or those sociable men with handsome faces and I’m an adult with a plain face and a stern personality, so they must be plotting something more severe. I honestly think they may be planning to eat me!
It would explain why their ears twitch and tails wag when they approach me, I hear it’s a sign of excitement among wolves who’re on the lookout for their next meal. Perhaps their flush faces are their canine bodies warming up to attack me.
Closing the stall might just anger them further, so I attempted to appeal at the Moriya Shrine for divine protection and the great Kanko even appeared before me! However, she just put her hand on my shoulder, gave me a ‘thumbs up’ sign and told me to do my best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45175155
Starting some writefagging at the end of a thread about to fall off the board. A bold move, let's see if it pays off. I like it.
>Kanko
You can add names and whatnot that the spellcheck misses or thinks is wrong into the dictionary so you can catch mistakes easier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45175185
One-off Write faggotry should start on page 10 always!
Character name typos are a must!

Tengu deserve it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45175155
>>45175185
>>45175220
This simply means that we need another tengu reverse rape thread sooner rather then later. Quite a clever move when you think about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45175155
I enjoy

[Anonymous No.]

>>45175155
very good