Monster Girl Thread

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>13 seconds
So close.

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The wholesome and unconditional love of the bird.

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Shoggy wins. Wish she was buff too though.

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this was first so this is the one
also
SCHEMING EVIL DARK ELVES

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Gonna take a kej, put her on my lap and ruffle her hair to my hearts content.

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Big sagging sweaty momsters!

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>>45218654
She doesn't forgive everything you do to upset her, but she sure does forget it quick.

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Spend time with your auntsters

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>>45218656
>SCHEMING EVIL DARK ELVES
I too love coming to a monster girl thread just to talk about human women with slightly longer than normal ears.

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>>45218677
longer

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FUCK CATS, BREED CATS, LOVE CATS, RAISE LITTERS WITH CATS

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>>45218676
Where is she, I don't have one.

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>watching TV
>ads time
>about to get up to go grab a drink when the screen cuts to black
>a table appears in a dark room
>watch as a holstaur walks into the room and up to the table
>lifts her tits up slightly
>then releases them
>tits hit the table with a loud bang and it splits in half
>screen fades to black
>GOT MILK appears on the screen

These new ads are getting out of hand.

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>>45218676
>>45218669
GET DRUNK WITH ADOPTIVE MOMSTER AND AUNSTER

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I wanna walk up to the biggest oni I can find and grab her boobs

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>>45218721
>gets punched in the face by her husband

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Really beeg kotz

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the day is won, shogbros

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>>45218695
This anon has clearly been Tom'd. Don't be like him, exercise caution when in back alleyways or near docks.

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>>45218718
>Anon:"Well...maybe just a sip..."
>10 sec later
Make sure you get drunk with your wine gote momster/auntster in a safe environment
You wouldn't want to be known as the drunken fool who told the entire bar you were gonna give momster and auntster triplets each

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>>45218635
>>45218739
can shoggy clean out my pores? got annoying dried spots on my arms and back

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>own home in a quiet neighborhood
>a bunch of zoomer monsters move in next door and turn the place into a "content house"
>gaggles of pyrows show up at my door on the daily to "flex their W rizz" and try to seduce me for tittok clout
>sick of hearing "damn, mr. A rockin that DUMP TRUCK" when I'm out back grilling

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>>45218751
>gaggles of pyrows show up at my door on the daily to "flex their W rizz" and try to seduce me for tittok clout
that's when you grab one and start vigorously making out with her, that'll teach em

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>>45218733
Why would I grab the boobs of a married monster, silly anon.

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>>45218654

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>>45218769
>gets punched in the face by her dad

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>>45218766
>start kissing a pyrow
>all the others loudly "SHEEEEEESH"
>pyrow wife forces you to make an account so she can post cute couple videos with you
>instantly flooded by bicorn dms asking for a collab

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>>45218635
Based shog wins over faggot musclegirl lovers

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>>45218751
I'd move or put up a privacy fence

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https://kikasuru.github.io/mge-slotmachine/

Go here. Roll five monsters. Assign them to the following roles.

>gentle doting momster
>rich wine auntster
>protective tomboy onee-chan
>possessive ojou onee-sama
>stinky NEET onee-chan

Tell me about them.

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>>45218788
They'll just blast through it while going a hundred miles an hour down a residential street in their souped up Zipangunese car. The only way to truly defeat them is to win their viewers over to cut off their revenue and force them to move.

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>>45218792
>shog mom
>flayer aunt
>tomboy rabbit
>NEET Beelzebub
>ojou Girtablilu
I dunno I just got here

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>>45218776
You're supposed to headbutt his fist. It's a rite of passage.

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>Ancient Evil Fox sealed away
>All the seals are on her chest
>Ask her why she has them all located on her chest, as some horny person might unseal it out of pure lust and they really should have sealed her face, arms and legs realistically, you can't imagine trying place seals on boob surface would be much harder to keep them stuck on them.

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>>45218808
sue them for damage of property, harassment, doxing and violation of privacy

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>>45218792
>ice queen
>dragon
>wendigo
>skeleton
>alp

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>>45218782
>make an account
>pyrow can't wait to go on dates like here favorite romance novels or meme pics from 4mon
>first video is her blushing while in a sundress and being fed ice cream by anon
>10mil views in the first day

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>>45218820
>empowering them with more content
Fool! You'll be doxed by copycats within days! Video essays will be made on the drama, and the pyrows will be even richer and more influential!

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What kind of tongue do you want your waifu to have?

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>>45218792
>gentle doting momster
Lizardman
>rich wine auntster
Dark Valkyrie
>protective tomboy onee-chan
Mermaid
>possessive ojou onee-sama
Elf
>stinky NEET onee-chan
Trumpart

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>>45218828
I just want them gone and my fence fixed, hopefully they get a restraining order

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>>45218808
>win their viewers over to cut off their revenue and force them to move.
Fine I guess I'll take up streaming to steal their audience but I'm not wearing anything revealing. I have standards

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>>45218824
>seething virgins in the comments saying that she's just paying Anon to be there
>adamantly deny Anon is anything but a hired actor until the pregnancy reveal

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>>45218850
>stream in armor to prevent lecherous commenting
>dragons flood their stream and tell you in graphic detail about how they would spend all night playing can opener with you

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>>45218829

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>>45218792
Wight, Pyrow, Hinezumi, Yeti, Nekomata
>gentle doting momster
pyrow
gyaru momster who likes to teach me sex stuff and tease me lots. likes to keep me in her clothes.
>rich wine auntster
wight
likes to use me whenever she feels like it, insists on me sleeping in her bed and sitting on her lap.
>protective tomboy onee-chan
hinezumi
other monsters try to grope me, she steps in. gets super heated up during the fight, now uses me as a constant way to vent sexual frustration
>possessive ojou onee-sama
yeti
constant cuddles, if i want it or not. sneaky sex in the house. slightly yandere.
>stinky NEET onee-chan
nekomata
dumb, smug cat. ocassionally drags me into their den for drinking, smoking, video games, lots of sex, and cuddling

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>>45218792
Echidna is the mom, obviously. She also gets along with her younger sister, Troll, who loves to visit her nieces and nephew.
Anon's sisters include the Black Harpy tomboy sis and Owl Mage ojou sis, so similar (cause they're birbs from the same mom) but so different. There's also Dark Mage sister, but she usually stays in her room to focus on her magic experiments (play vidya and shitpost on the internet).

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>like to cook large amounts of meat
>like deceptively smart girls
>don't like scent at all
to think i was this close to finding a high orc and becoming a small warband's cook

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>>45218792
>Wurm momster
>Devil auntster
>Tomboy werewolf
>Mad hatter ojou
>Neet ches
Honestly, most of them are pretty self explanatory.

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>>45218769
anon, why did you talk about oni and posted a cow?

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>>45218792
>gentle doting momster
Phoenix. Always triple checks to make sure I have her home-cooked lunches every day before I head to school. Even though I'm in high school, she's still coming into my room every night to tuck me in and give me a good night kiss. Lately, she's been lingering for some reason. She also insists on getting MomHugs on demand. Usually ends up with me getting hugged for half an hour before she finally lets me go. She practically dances around the house doing housework afterwards. WARMEST. HUGS. EVER.

>rich wine auntster
Gremlin. Goes off traveling the world selling her weird inventions but refuses to let me see what they do. Apparently I'll find out after I'm a little older. If I want something made out of electronics all I have to do is ask and the next day she shows up at the front door smelling like booze and dragging whatever it was I asked for behind her. I have to repay her by letting her have NephewTime which just means she passes out drunk on my lap while I rub her head. Sometimes wake up to her taking my measurements while I'm asleep to reference for some inventions that she'll show me later on.

>protective tomboy onee-chan
Ushi Oni. Captain of the RapeBall team. Famous for never once raping the boy selected as the RapeBall. Always hands off the guy to one of the other girls on the team. Has saved me from getting TAIL'd, MOFU'd, MERE'd and SLIME'd at least thirty seven times so far this year. Insists I ride on her back to and from school every day just in case someone tries anything. Often detours and takes us to her favorite BBQ restaurant where I end up watching her put away six pounds of ribs while I enjoy my pulled pork sandwich. Always forgets to wipe the sauce off her face so momster easily figures out that we've spoiled our appetites.

>possessive ojou onee-sama
Kejourou. President of the student council. Anytime I have to be saved by my Ushi Oni onee-chan, spends the entire day bragging about how her precious little brother couldn't possibly stoop so low as to couple with a lesser monster and of course her sister would defend his chastity. End up trapped in her arms and hair while doing my homework and studying after school because she just MUST ensure her precious little brother is okay. Can hear her OHOHOing randomly during class. She regularly shows up to my classes to gift me with extra snacks and makes sure everyone knows she made them herself.

>stinky NEET onee-chan
Vampire. Doesn't go to school. Sleeps all day long. Plays vidya all night long. Only wakes up after school and insists on hanging out with me after dinner to play vidya. Always beats my ass at Corruption of Duty: Sexual Warfare 2 when we 1v1 because what else is expected when she spends all her time practicing her quick-scoping. Refuses to bathe and always ends up throwing a tantrum before declaring that she'll only bathe if she's forced to. Momster always makes me forcibly clean her because she fights if it's anyone else. It's incredibly embarrassing for me because she makes me do all the cleaning myself. ALL OF IT.

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I want to offend a monster girl until she cries.

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so imma post this neet succ

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Weasels

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>>45218995
yeah

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I would call her mommy if she wanted.

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>>45218973
>no cans
>no dirty dishes
>no unfolded clothes
>no anime posters
>no overflowing wastebasket of used tissues next to the computer
>no sleek gaming set up even though she has no friends
>hair only slightly oily and messy
2/10, clearly a fake neet. She can probably even cook, lmao

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>>45218973
Is she a CRT autist or just poor?

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>>45219011
im lazy, just like her
>>45219015
yes

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Preform mating dances at Harpies, they'll greatly appreciate it if you try.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPhVOZiPokA&themeRefresh=1

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>tfw no ghost child with a huge ass to get haunted by

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>>45218900
What do you mean anon I'm just posting onis.

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It's almost winter, that means they need a place to stay, anon

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I want a monster girl with cute feet

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>>45219050
>If your cold, they're cold.
>Let them in.
I already basically do that, good spider in the corner of my house deserve a warm vacation home.

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>>45218769
>>45219048
Need a cow oni to pin me beneath her and squish me
Or sweatersnatch me and never let go

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Need to eat out my ogre momsters ass as she recovers from a hangover

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>>45219050
Need grasshopper tomboy wife.

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>>45219050
My house is full and I'm spraying repellant to keep them out

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>>45219057

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>>45218792
>Hinezumi, Zombie, Bogey, Apsara, Banshee
Momster bogey, too nice and accommodating for my own good, the reason I will never get a job, preschool teacher
Aunster banshee, collects all sorts of alcohol, one of those sad drunks who weeps about her relationship woes, taxi driver way too interested in her passenger's love lives
Tomboy hinezumi, watches wrestling on TV and internet, touches herself when the guys get manhandled, puts me in headlocks when I make fun of her for it
Ojou apsara, two left feet, ass for days, every time she tries to teach me dances we both end up on the floor with our clothes falling off
NEET zombie, as stinky as she looks, smarter than she looks, sleeps all day, pirates all of her games, serial masturbator, hides in her room when the delivery guy shows up

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normal eyes
sanpaku eyes
mob eyes
on your monster girl?

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>>45219048
I've never seen blueberry milk before.

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>>45219104
ok

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>>45219124
sanpaku

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>>45219148
>>45219148
here

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>>45219163
i think they are the best on neetish monster girls, especially the recluse ones
also undead girls go well with them

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>>45218792
>Gentle alice mama
>rich oni auntster
>tomboy mummy oneesan
>Ojou living doll oneeesan
>neet Ookumande

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>>45219226
Nice monster girl image idiot

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>>45219050
What's the one to the right from the moth?

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>>45219247
love the new eldritch monster, turning her husband into a fucking tit starfish.

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>>45219259
best way to drink milk.

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Why do Werewovles still have the lycanthropy curse but not Weresheep, werecats, or werebats?
I think this is a myth spread by propogandic tanukis.

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Hello my name is Hugh Mann.
I was wondering if you fellow humans had any preference of monsters or crippling sexual weaknesses to be made aware of in the unlikely case of monster attack.
Thank you for your cooperation.

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>>45219280
werewolves can spread the curse to their husbands, allowing for wild bestial sex.

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>>45219286
Seeing as you are a totally normal human, I prefer lamias and have a severe weakness towards handholding.

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>>45219280
see what happens if a wererabbit bites some girl
for science, i mean

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>be heir to small family business
>we've got ludicrous money thanks to a vital patent created by my grandfather so we don't actually do much work
>one day an Ochimusha shows up
>declares that she is seeking a lord to serve
>we send her away
>she comes back the next day
>and the day after
>and the day after
>eventually hire her as my personal bodyguard
>somehow this causes a bunch of attempts to capture me by monster girls
>fights off an Ushi Oni, an entire pack of Hellhounds and a Gremlin in a mech in the first week
>always get this strange look from her after every fight
>thank her, give her a bonus and carry on
>she doesn't show much emotion but a year later I've learned to tell when she's happy, upset or depressed
>lately she's been incredibly depressed
>even saving me from getting carried off by a Succubus Swarm at the grocery store didn't improve her mood
>it's been a few months of quiet contemplation on my part but I now know what is going to happen
>we're sitting at my house later that night when I ask her to come to me
>she sits down on the floor before me, bows and asks what command I have for her
>her whole body stiffens when she hears my zipper move
>slowly looks up and finds herself face to face with my dick
>"It's not going to suck itself."
>slowly and carefully positions herself
>and then proceeds to feast on my dick for the next hour sucking load after load after load down
>as the last load goes down her throat she gives me a desperate look
>"Get on top and ride me, I've decided you will carry the heirs to my bloodline."
>she whimpers with delight and clambers on top of me where I notice she's practically shaking with delight
>tear her robe open and bury my face in her breasts as she impales herself on me
>desperately rides me as I tease her nipples with my teeth
>reach around with my left hand to clench her tight ass as my right hand roams her body from her calves up her thighs and then her belly
>break away from teasing her breasts to look up into her eyes and say, "This belly of yours is going to be so beautiful with my children in it"
>this breaks any composure she had left and she finally starts moaning along with the sound of her hips striking mine
>two hours later she collapses on top of me gasping for breath
>tightly hug her against me, kiss her neck and roll us both onto the couch
>push her onto her back, give her a deep kiss and then begin missionary cuddlefucking her
>we pass out half an hour later as our final mutual orgasm drains the last bit of energy we each have
>she tries to return to being my bodyguard the next morning but I drag her straight to bed and fuck her mercilessly until she screams the words, "I'm your true wife, my lord!"
>fifteen years later, I wake up to the sounds of training and see her in the backyard with our seven daughters teaching them the basics of swordsmanship
>even heavily pregnant with daughter number eight she's a master of her craft
>laying in bed I can't help but think, "I'm going to need at least twelve more heirs. Just to be safe."

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>>45219329
These porn greentexts may be better suited to /trash/. I think that is the board with the heavy erp.

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>>45219329
perfect!

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>>45219280
Because it's right in the name, lycanthropy is specifically about wolves. You need a wider definition that includes nukterianthropy, dasupoanthropy, etc.

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>>45219346
Damn smug snake nerd.
Needs correction.

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>>45219346
>lycanthropy
It's a hell of a way to monsterize.

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>>45217133
>>45216855
Monsters have an innate and good sense of morality, because ultimate love and perfect happiness exists and it only exists for them from a human male. You might still be an asshole, but the knowledge that your actions could forever cost you the one singular person you are fated to spend eternity with, will hands down stop the most egregious behaviour.

Humans can't into it, but for monsters it just works. This is what creates monster extremists, as monsters are very vulnerable creatures by nature, and in lashing out, have discovered that humans are fundamentally more okay with being culturally and politically dominated than they might otherwise admit to being.

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>>45218677
>I too love coming to a monster girl thread just to talk about human women with slightly longer than normal ears.
BRVTHER

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>>45219363
em, no they don't?

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>>45218635
Dormouse maids?

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>>45219369
That's hard to stomach

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>>45219367
Name one evil thing they do.

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>>45219124
Mostly closed yandere eyes as she tells you how cute it is that you're still struggling

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>>45219374
a gazer looked at me funny

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>>45219378
An expression of love and affection is not evil, anon.

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>>45219369
They may make good tea, but I doubt their other credentials.
>>45219374
Make you addicted to substances like Manticore venom.

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>getting maids for the household
>lots of monster girls apply
>yet only one type seems to be approved by the mistress.
>"And it says here you sleep over 12 hours a day?"
>she gives the mouse a lookover, tongue darting over her lips.
>"I see, I see. this isn't a problem at all. room and board will be provided for you."
>"It does happen to be the larder though. Just a lot of free space in there, you understand."

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>>45219387
What's evil about that?

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>>45219390
Substance dependence is bad.

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>>45219365
HAGGY SAGS

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>>45219286
Hi, Hugh. Thanks for joining our human-centric discussion. I really like those stirrup socks that go all the way to the thigh.

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>>45219401
only if it has negative effects

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>>45219401
How is it any worse than any other form of dependence?

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>>45218677
It's no worse than coming to the monster girl thread to actually talk about how you wish you had a wife that could never cheat on you.

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Another Eros honey pot success and several more men sent to Eros summer camp - it’s a good day for love

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Days and days of sheer boredom interrupted by sudden explosions, screams and chaos..

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>>45219459
Anon either lives in the Middle East or has a Gremlin wife.

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>>45219459
Gremlin-chan knows how to live life to its fullest!

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>>45219458
Stop telling me to saw off my rifle barrel, ms. Cupid!

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>>45219459

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Dorks.

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>>45219494
Dorks need to be corrected

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>>45219458
That’s a regular summer camp… r right?

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>>45219503
Yes and Eros will make sure their stay is extra long and jam packed with enlightening activities about how important love is - after such activities I’m sure they’ll regret they spurned love for so long!

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>>45219503
complete with teen pregnancies and all

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>>45219522
detailed belly. this is the elf anime right? Imma watch it tomorrow.

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>>45219050
NOOOOO NOT AGAIN

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>>45219050
I call the Oomukade, because I am a pedephile!

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>>45218792
>doting Houri momster
>rich wine Dark Mage aunster
>protective tomboy Kamataichi onee-chan (Feels almost like cheating since they’re a three-for-one deal)
>possessive ojou Shirohebi onee-chan
>stinky NEET Kraken onee-chan

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>Great grandpa milked cows
>Grandpa milked cows
>Dad milks cows
>I milk cows
I can’t wait to make a mino moo an embarrass herself from my multigenerational cow milking technique

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I will never have sex, they can't take my wizardry away from me!
>Leaves Comedically large mousetraps for Doormouse
>Leaves worn underware on sticky traps for Devil Roaches
>Goes into super Secret Bunker with "No human males inside" and a X over a human Man to keep wurms from digging into it.
I'm prepared to live my entire life in my bunker shitposting on 4mon eating spam, bagged pickles, canned weenies, And canned corn.

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>>45219670
>No fiber
Hope you packed laxatives too

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>>45219653
>Kamaitachi
>Shirohebi

Those are some god tier onee-chans.

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>Shogloaf again...

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Good news, I got a mamono gf.
Bad news, she's autistic, has very niche obsessions, and acts in strangely repetitive behavior.

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>>45219703
Chesh gf

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I've never encountered an mg that had more than animal intelligence.

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>>45219693
just have shogsoup
it's like you're kissing shog with each spoonful

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>>45219734
Those were all hellwan
Wurm are very smart unlike them.

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>>45219705
>niche obsession
Bad puns, corny jokes and slapstick humor
>strangely repetitive behavior
Poofs her ass into your face every morning, midday and dinner

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18 naked cowgirls in the showers at Ram Ranch
Big, soft, heaving tits wanting to be sucked
18 naked cowgirls wanting to be fucked
Cowgirls in the showers at Ram Ranch
On their knees wanting to suck anon cocks
Ram Ranch really rocks

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>heir to a wealthy family
>parents are greedy fucks
>set you up with an arranged marriage since you're a third son and they don't need more squabbling over inheritance
>oh shit, they arranged a marriage with the daughters of the heads who control the local shrine, Mofukuza, Nyakuza and NukiCorp in secret
>childhood friends and bodyguards Ochimusha and Kunoichi trembling with fury as they watch your parents drive off with all the money they got leaving the three of you behind
>find yourself surrounded on four sides by a Ryu, Kot, Fox and Nuki who are all angry that they're not getting you to themselves while Kunoichi and Ochimusha temporarily keep them at bay

Are you man enough to convince your wives' families to unite and stop their backroom scheming for the betterment of the local community?

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ded

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>>45219825
How do I beat Deviljho I keep carting to her

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>>45219825
Not even nine minutes. Those zombies are too restless.

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>>45219856
i would need a nap after eating 20 corndogs.

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>>45219856
I'll sign only if she keeps the suit on

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Alright let’s work together to eliminate the differences of gender roles and the perceptions that men are nothing more than mana tanks that belong in the smithery. Males are actually strong and deserve recognition, rights and privacy. And it’s wrong to sadistically milk a man just because he popped a boner.

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>>45219900
>he perceptions that men are nothing more than mana tanks that belong in the smithery.
Yeah, men actually belong in the kitchen.
>And it’s wrong to sadistically milk a man just because he popped a boner.
It mustn't be sadistic. It should be done with care.

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>>45219856
>At least 20 corndogs
Her Anon is really driving a hard bargain.

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>>45220005
What would you ask for? I would say 5 large pizza with stuffed crust

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>>45220022
I'm glad you asked!

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>>45219050
oh Christ alive
>Bugs always land on my face
>Why the face
One bitch bit me on the nose and now I look like Ruden the red nosed merchant.

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>>45220049
Dork

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>>45218792

>gentle doting Pharaoh momster
>rich wine Houri auntster
>protective tomboy Kakuen onee-chan
>possessive ojou Dark Valkyrie onee-sama
>stinky NEET Jiangshi onee-chan

The pharaoh monster likes using her god voice when telling you to have a good day at school and doing chores around the house

You wouldn't think much of it but that Houri really enjoys a good drink. Is a sort of rival to a satyros and oni.

The Kakuen is fairly self explanatory but has a nice, gentler side with her family to contrast with how she acts in public

The Dark Valkyrie has a special interest in "your potential" and likes to grandstand about "your destinty"

And sometimes the Jiangshi needs help limbering up so she can enjoy her videogames more comfortably.

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>come home to find by demon wife sobbing after she learned that our daughter had pre-contractual sex with a paladin
>she eloped with him on his white steed to go live with him in a monastery and repent for being born a demon
>returns back home in a month with a black knight paladin and an extensive marriage contract

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[Anonymous No.]

>>45219869
>Spending all your corndogs at once
Amateur.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

I have some wild plans, most of which will likely amount to nothing.
But if I am to try to make them real, I need your help.
Post Bogeys, as many angles as possible, I need a good feel for her model.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45220172

[Anonymous No.]

>>45219050
Why don't these bugs have their own home?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45220238
extra fertile bogey

[Anonymous No.]

>>45220157
>contract keeps Anon alive indefinitely since he refuses to eat the twentieth corndog

[Anonymous No.]

>>45220256
The contract says he'll RECEIVE at least 20 corndogs, not that he'll EAT them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45220272
>Anonymous vs Hel goes all the way to supreme demon court
>"The Corndog Case" would set the precedent for contractual immortality for millennia to come

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45220284
This looks like shit

[Anonymous No.]

Monsters can't have sons so promise the demon your first born son and you'll never have to pay

[Anonymous No.]

>>45220292
>Monsters can't have sons
Yet

[Anonymous No.]

which one of the girls is the least mainstream one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45220319
Mandragora is probably the most forgotten currently.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45220334
Vomit

[Anonymous No.]

>>45220333
Now there's a monster girl for the foot poster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45220292
>>45220308
>Echidna wife curious what kind of monster girls she'll give birth to after the echidna daughter is born
>But for her it's just human sons from then on, much to her confusion and delight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45220292
>promise the demon your first born son
>she interprets it as she will give birth to your first son
>you're forced to have endless baby making sex with her until he's born
>100 daughters in and still no son
>you can only pray the demon lord fixes this soon

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

I'm pleased with the thread's demon posting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45220368
>she downs NukiCorp fertility supplements to improve chances
>gives birth to 10 daughters
>starts crying because she can't hold them all
Look at what you've done.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45218635
TOM'D

[Anonymous No.]

>>45220399
I will never be tom'd

[Anonymous No.]

>>45220399
>Handcuffs
Poor form.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45220368
>>45220394
If they keep this up, they'll finally get their son because there will be so many Demons that the DL will win over the Chief God through sheer numbers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45220399
Ew gacha

[Anonymous No.]

>>45220418
>So many monster girls want human sons they end up out-fucking the DL herself
>A feat that, if accomplished, warrants an obligatory gift basket from the DL herself.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

How do you trick foxes? I'm tired of being tricked by them

[Anonymous No.]

>>45220490
Make them think you're going brush their tails but at the last second stop and don't do it.

[Anonymous No.]

Alright, Anon. You were finally dragged out to go drinking by your Monster Girl coworkers. Seems the fox and tanuki have their sights set on you.

What’s your game plan?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45220490
I don't know, but I have a hunch that it should involve grapes somehow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45220503
How to disgust tanuki but arouse foxes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45220503
flirt with the bartender

[Anonymous No.]

>>45220503
>if Hags
Scoop them up, toss them in the Hag Van and drive them back home for induction into the Hag Harem.

>if not Hags
Tell them that they must become Hags if they wish to be bred.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45220503
Leave because I hate alcohol

[Anonymous No.]

>>45220503
Body shots.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45220390
Can her contract cure depression?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45220390
Have another one

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45220390
never enough demon posting

[Anonymous No.]

>>45220546
Careful, Anon. That chubby racoon tummy can probably hold three or four shots of liquor

[Anonymous No.]

>>45220390
I'm contractually obligated to praise and defend demons online for a minimum of 4 hours a week

[Anonymous No.]

>>45220603
Stop posting demons. They're evil and steal your soul

[Anonymous No.]

>>45220613
It's not stealing, it's a legal and voluntary transaction.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45220623
They use charm magic to trick you making it theft. Pure evil

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>Tfw your a dragonia delivery boy, always having to go to the same creepy dragon necromancer girl that has tons of dragon zombie
>She keeps ordering the extra wock family value meal pack from Woks
>Also keeps trying to tell me something but chokes up
>Well I don't really know why
>Boss always kinda weird with me, asking me if I did the deed?
>I tell her I did deliver the food
>She palms her face in frustation

[Anonymous No.]

>>45220613
How is soul stealing real? Just tell her not to steal your soul

[Anonymous No.]

>>45220623
>Order church comes together in an emergency meeting
>a demon is suspected to have infiltrated the convent disguised as a nun
>says that they'll probably try to steal a man's soul and make him her slave
>"But what if the human consents?"
>everyone looks at sultry nun who posed the question
>a day later Ms. Demon has to report to her boss that the deep cover mission she was on had to be canceled early

[Anonymous No.]

What's going to do with a soul anyway?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45220656
ms. demon is a dork but she sure tries her best

[Anonymous No.]

If selling a soul is so cool, why won't a Demon sell me her soul instead?

[Anonymous No.]

Sorry demons, my soul has already been shogified

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45220664
They'd probably have the entire world in their grasp if they didn't monologue and feel such a need to defend their honor. They just can't help themselves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45220666
>Those trips
How about you leave those demons alone, Satan?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45220666
Scandalous!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45220699
>be priest anon
>sense that demons have infiltrated your church
>casually mention that demons are dorks and low tier monsters during a service
>3 nuns rush out and start trying to correct you by saying demons are not dorks and are cool
>drive these "sisters" out with your trusty broom while they can only go "Kyaaa...!"
too easy

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[Anonymous No.]

>>45220503
Seeing as how I broke my sobriety, I ain't drinking with those light weights, gonna dip into the alley and get a handle of Skol, followed by going into the Hellhound neighborhood, what ever happens happens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45220757
>going into the Hellhound neighborhood, what ever happens happens
>expect gangrape
>instead stumble into a hellhound cookout and force to be taste tester to see which pack has the tastiest meats
oh no!?

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>>45220766
>Wake up a 5am
>Hungover and covered in barbeque sauce and hellhound saliva
>Empty half gallon of potatoe whisky and half naked hellhounds in large cuddle puddle
>Pants are missing, shirt is torn in half

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

what if i had no soul?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45220731
>one of them tries to seduce you by stripping
>wrestle her to the ground and put her into baggy sweat pants and an oversized ugly sweater

[Anonymous No.]

Just to let you know, when monsters take all the elf men, the elf women are going to pillage and kidnap human men to prop up fertility for their already dwindling birth rates.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45220804
You ginger?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45220811
>ugly sweater says "Tried to corrupt church, but all I got was this lousy sweater!"
>gets laughed at all the way back to demon base

[Anonymous No.]

>>45220804
a nuki will latch onto you, nonsexually.
she will attempt to sell a soul and will not give up until you accept it
the soul comes pre-loaded with a personality filtered mana marker
https://kikasuru.github.io/mge-slotmachine/
>roll 2
>first monster is the base
>second monster is her personality

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[Anonymous No.]

>>45220837
>Undine with the personality of a Black Harpy
Interesting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45220837
>troll body
>kamaitachi personality
I won't survive getting abushed by toll triplets.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45220880
>one makes the appetizer
>the second makes the entree
>and the third makes dessert

[Anonymous No.]

>>45220880
>troll triplets
>1 has shepherds pie
>1 has pecan pie
>1 has a sign asking for a creampie (and a dish of garlic potatoes)

[Anonymous No.]

>>45218823
>gentle doting Ice Queen mom
>”Dearest it’s freezing outside, make sure you’re wearing a sweater and jacket”
>if you remind her she’s the cause of the cold she’ll just go “Araaaaa~”

[Anonymous No.]

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, fluffy werebats.
That is all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45221031
indeed

[Anonymous No.]

Kot, right at the end of Koturday.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45220837
>Unicorn with the personality of a Valkyrie

Honestly, that just feels like a normal centaur to me then

[Anonymous No.]

>be high school teacher
>made the mistake of taking a homecooked lunch one day
>now all the mamono students are trying to seduce me
>pack of Hellhounds keep saying that the only master they need is a pitmaster
>how in the fuck do they know I have a smoker at home
>Vampire honor student keeps asking me if I've ever cooked with blood before and keeps offering recipes
>the Amazoness security guard keeps giving me smug looks every time I show up for work
>Holstaur who heads the cooking club keeps bringing me cheesecake, ice cream and other dairy products
>caught the Ratatoskr that heads the newspaper club inside my fucking house checking out my family recipe book
>school newspaper had an article showing my favorite recipes every single day for three straight months
>kept having food dropped off daily
>ask my (married) Hakutaku friend what I should do to make it all stop
>she just looks at me and suggests that maybe I should pick one or more wives and offers to help with a few recommendations
>two weeks later, find the Ratatoskr handing out newspapers before 1st period
>scoop her up and toss her over my shoulder
>spot the Holstaur having a conversation with her Minotaur cousin
>scoop her up as well
>make my way towards my classroom
>spot the Vampire waiting patiently outside like always
>she's got a bag that's almost certainly filled with food prepared by her servants actually prepared by her, I know because I spotted her in the Home Ec room one morning before school
>nudge her into the classroom
>kick the door shut and lock it
>dump the Ratatoskr and Holstaur onto my desk, grab the Vampire and push her onto the desk
>bend them over, lift their skirts and yank their panties off before getting to work
>after that day, I was never bothered again
>except when my three wives came running during lunch period for their daily quickie

[Anonymous No.]

>>45220837
>bapho with the personality of a bicorn
Well looks like I'm getting buried in cunny.

[Anonymous No.]

my two step portal plan:
>get a wide fox
>cuddle
there is no flaw.
only soft.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45221038
Kot nun for the beginning of Nunday

[Anonymous No.]

>>45221122
what is the kot religion?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45219257
bagworm

[Anonymous No.]

>>45221124
They worship the sun, I think

[Anonymous No.]

>>45221150
>cats worship the sun
>just so they can have those naps near the window with the right amount of sunlight
seems right

[Anonymous No.]

>>45221124
There are several, all kot.
>kotholicism
>mewdaism
>isnyan
>mormeownism

[Anonymous No.]

>>45220724
I'll take three warewolves, thanks

[Anonymous No.]

>>45221124
Be lazy, have humans worship and care for you while being a little shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45221158
Kotfuscious say, you no take string!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45220804
Then you’re a rephaim and will die being forgotten.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45221185
Cat Genocide, these little shits need to go extinct.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45221124
>1st Commandment
Thou shalt worship the can opener whose mysteries are beyond us.
>2nd Commandment
Thou shalt rest in the sunlight no less than six hours per day
>3rd Commandment
Thou shalt shove your ass in the faces of people who are busy doing things other than paying attention to you
>4th Commandment
Thou shalt love fishies and eat fishies as often as possible
>5th Commandment
Thou shalt knock random things off of tables when it shall most inconvenience others
>6th Commandment
Thou shalt defeat the greebles wherever they rear their ugly heads
>7th Commandment
Thou shalt sprint through the house at 3AM whilst screaming every single day of your life

It's a pretty simple religion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45221209
No, I wouldn't go that far, a good sodomizing is all cheshy needs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45218792
>Kappa
>Dhampir
>Ocelomeh
>Gandharva
>Youko

[Anonymous No.]

Father is pleased.

[Anonymous No.]

>be male god in MGE
>god of monogamy
>ironically, your monster followers keep asking for your hand in marriage despite you already having a wife

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45221330
no officer mofu, i do not have illegal tofu on me

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45221350
>Resisting arrest
>Obstruction of justice
>Tofu smuggling
You're going straight to the mofu mines

[Anonymous No.]

>>45221371
Heh
"Aura, go please everyman on the planet

[Anonymous No.]

>>45218792
>Momster ochimusha
>Auntster wight
>Tomboy lizardman
>Possessive wisp
>NEET pixie

Pretty much your standard undead household. Lizard girl neighbor shows up sometimes (supposedly she wants to learn from your samurai mom, always ends up with you two sparring though). Pixie’s never left the house and just pranks everyone all day while stealing from your aunt’s cellar, but always makes fun of you for being younger than her anyways. Wisp-sama acts like the scarily composed big sister but locks herself in her room blasting My Chimera Romance whenever she sees a couple at school.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45218953
These are cute. what a sweet family

[Anonymous No.]

I have a hunger for ears that can't be satisfied.

[Anonymous No.]

Was she real at one point and KC just couldn’t figure out a way to retcon her origins, or am I being a mandela-effect schizo

[Anonymous No.]

I saw a lim today oh boy
four thousand whores in the holy cathedral, lescatie
and though their holes were rather tight
each one managed to find a knight
now they know how many knights it takes to fill up a monster army's night

[Anonymous No.]

>>45221570
who is 'she', anon?

[Anonymous No.]

post cows for morning people so they can they remember to have a nice cup of milk when they wake up

[Anonymous No.]

>>45221659
Here's the rare "mooing jinko"

[Anonymous No.]

Gothelf

[Anonymous No.]

>>45221666
What does jinko neck fluff do to a man?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45220837
Spooder with Bear personality
>pedipalps dipped in Alraune and Liliraune honey
>gets Anon's hip area covered in honey during leglock sexx
>licks it all up afterwards
>takes Anon to go get more honey
>Spooder-Anon-Sexplant 3way (or 4way)
>cumfy floofy Spooder

[Anonymous No.]

>>45221657
could’ve just been fanmade but I swear I remember her on the wiki a few years ago

[Anonymous No.]

>>45221570
I remember her, either she was a fan creation or maybe from MGQ. That possibly you’re getting MGQ confused with MGE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45220837
Valk with Nacho-Spooder personality
>finds Anon as her Hero
>grumpy, abusive to Anon
>except when Anon is 'plugged-in'
>so basically a 3D who needs constant rape-correction
HardNope

[Anonymous No.]

>>45220837
>https://kikasuru.github.io/mge-slotmachine/
>Hellhound
>Cancer
Oh hell yeah.
I'm going to be getting lots of meek, apologetic tongue baths from a hellhound that could break me in two

[Anonymous No.]

>>45221774
She was never real.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45220837
>sea bishop with dragon personality
mere fish

[Anonymous No.]

>>45220837
>Selkie with the personality of a Black Harpy
To be completely honest with you... that's not too bad. Beachside shenanigans with a softYan obsessive cutie and if she gets too naught I can just steal her cosplay and run home.

[Anonymous No.]

A type of danuki bank is specially made for depositing your sperm, no strings attached!*
Your sperm will be safe in the danuki bank, so no other monsters will want or try to take it from you!**
Offering outrageous interest rates for your sperm, deposit at nutnuki today!***

[Anonymous No.]

>>45218812
>shog mom
>flayer aunt
Actual dangerous combination.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45221924
i bet nuki buttholes look like asterixes

[Anonymous No.]

>>45220837
Yuki-Onna with Liliraune personality
>"Yuri-Onna"
>Ice mamono that wants an Anon plus at least one 'sister' mamono
>In Zipangu mountains
So rolled for a 3rd Zipangese mamono
>a Kitsune-tsuki 3D/Semi-Inari
>now a "Bi-"Kitsune

[Anonymous No.]

>>45221979
>"Bi-"Kitsune
kek'd

[Anonymous No.]

>>45218792
>gentle doting mermaid momster
Very ara, much bento. stupidly wealthy, has an indoor pool she spends most of her time in working from home wearing very little.
>Rich wine auntster dark slime
Comes around semi-frenquently, and always overstays and gets drunk and clingy and bemoans tfw no bf. Slime-clothes are always slipping off her, and she's always trying to get you to try her wine, which looks suspiciously purple and slimy.
>Protective tomboy ignis onee-chan
Someone get this hothead outa here.
>possessive ojou Dullahan onee-sama
Someone get this head outa here
>stinky neet werebat onee-chan
About as classic a combination as you could ever get, except she's a bit of a fitness freak with a home gym. She keeps strange hours, somewhere between nocturnal and diurnal, and alternates between vidya, working out, and smuggling you around the house caught between her abs, her shirt and her wings. Excessively clingy.

[Anonymous No.]

Comedic hyjinx ensue when a parasite slime and kitsune-bi try sharing a body.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45221941
[Would insert the meme pic of Hillary holding up the busted doughnut here - except for the 'offtopic' ree.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45221924
Apparently, according to the cute danuki bankwoman in the suit, I'm eligible for an account, and just need to follow her into the back of the building so she can go over my financial and sperm situation in more detail.

[Anonymous No.]

What if 3d human woman, okay. But here me out. We put her in living armor. And we give her a cursed sword. And we put a parasite slime in the living armour and possess her with a ghost.

[Anonymous No.]

What if Living Armor Queen, who can control more armours the stronger she gets from fucking, except instead of possessing ordinary armours, you go around collecting monstergirl armours, armours designed for dragons, and minotaurs, and centaurs. And instead of having a harem of regular living armours, their phantoms take the forms of dragons and centaurs and minotaurs.

Furthermore, if you got your hands on the heirloom of a young fledgling dragon girl who has long since outgrown her treasured armour, what you'd get is a loli dragon armor, and if it was the ceremonial garb of an old minotaur matriarch who passed away, what you'd get is a minotaur armor who is an absolute milf with huge hag jugs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45222222

[Anonymous No.]

What if Living Armor but she's the power armor from Starship Troopers

[Anonymous No.]

>>45222253
awesome

[Anonymous No.]

>>45218792
>Motherly Unagi Joro
The "leader" of this group. Responsible, kind and maybe just a little bit mischievous. She loves giving out hugs and kisses to everyone and always has her eyes closed as she "ufufufu"s. Loving gentle dom who sometimes treats people like children to tease them.

Has huge breasts.
>Tsundere Centaur
Claims to see humans as weak and worthless creatures she'd never fall for. However she is in fact very protective and clingy, seeing it has her duty as a "knight" to protext weaklings. Very weak to affection and often finds herself in lewd situations (thanks to Unagi mostly).

Has huge breasts.
>Kuudere Griffon
She doesn't show much emotion or talk very much. Unlike most in her proud species she seems to care little for riches besides her huge plushie collection. Despire this she can be clingy to people she likes, her usually stoic expression broken by her pouting at someone. Has a very soft voice made for ASMR.

Has huge breasts
>Cool big sis Dhampir
A very cool and handsome girl who always wants to make sure her "little brother" is safe and happy. While she may be a little overenthusiastic about this (taking you on hikes, going on "adventures", insisting you sleep in the same bed) she does it out of love. She's slightly less Chunni than other Dhampir's but it does pop up.

Has huge breasts.
>Bratty Siren
Considers herself the cutest and best singer in the world. Very spoiled and will tantrum if things do not go her way. She will consider anyone who is not her to be her servant that needs to bring her sweets and presents. Has a big sensitive butt that is her weak point.

Has huge breasts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45222343
I didn't read the thing correctly coz I'm stupid ignore me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45222046
Could always use catbox moe to post it and people would be fine with it.

[Anonymous No.]

What if Living Armor but shes a Gundam (Mobile Armor) but she's also the size of a model, so tiny like a fairy

[Anonymous No.]

What if living armour but the black knight from scooby doo

[Anonymous No.]

What if I take the throne of the demon lord?

[Anonymous No.]

>owo what is this? A man trying to lead a virtuous lifestyle and abstain from wordly desires?
>I must shove my tails into his face to foster mofu addiction, flash my chest and feed him a lavish high-calorie diet
Why are foxes like this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45222443
Because they are parasites that must reproduce and lead men to ruin with their bodies and other temptations.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45222364
You don't get it, the point is to whine that he can't act like on /v/ or whatever shithole he came from

[Anonymous No.]

>>45221774
She was always real though

[Anonymous No.]

>>45222576
This thread used to post off topic images all the time.
But here is a monster girl. Balance restored.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45222607
>This thread used to post off topic images all the time.
No it didn't. Ever. I've been here the entire time we've been on /jp/ and this has never been a thing. Don't lie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45222618
If warosu was not down I could just go into the archives.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45222618
That's mick, of course he's talking out of his ass because he crawled here from /vg/ around 2 years ago. This thread was less strict about the images some years ago, but it was never a memedump shitfest like he's implying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45222645
all the time is hyperbole that does not imply memedump shitfest.
That honor belongs solely to the rollposts.

[Anonymous No.]

> 45222364
> 45222576
> 45222618
> 45222607
> 45222633
> 45222645
FDS you retards - it was simply a comment that a Tanuki's arsehole looks like a certain famous doughnut but cbf to post the pic.
Not /vg/, not M*ck, nor any other skitzo conspiracy, just a Tanuki's arsehole.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45222771
Fuckit, here, have a mamono with a doughnut.
Happy now?

[Anonymous No.]

Don't lump me in with retarded politics stuff.
Danuki butthole looks like an asteriks because of their shady dealings.

[Anonymous No.]

I HATE THE CHIEFGOD

[Anonymous No.]

>>45222840
But she deserves your love.

[Anonymous No.]

There are previous incarnations of gods, like for example there have been previous incarnations of the current chief goddess.
Can you ressurect them?
How much sex with a lich do you need to have to get enough power to revive a dead god?
Can I sex the undead chief goddess?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45222895
We don’t know all we know at least on the monster side of things all the previous demon lords are now just regular ass dudes that probably work at wendis.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45222993
The head looks very masculine.

[Anonymous No.]

What stories are you reading?
The reading green wurm (Not to be confused with greenworm) is curious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45223176
How to Sleep by Ms. Knight-Mary

[Anonymous No.]

>>45223176
War of the Flowers by Tad Williams. It's been pretty sad so far but I've been led to believe there's fairies in it.

[Anonymous No.]

>enter the lair of an ancient evil dragon
>a blast of fire emerges from inside the cave, though she aims well above your head
>she steps out of the shadows, in full dragon form
>"Leave this place, human. Only death awaits you"
>remember what Deonora told you:
>"She fears human contact and will try to chase you away, but it's only an act. She would never harm you"
>you stand your ground
>she steps forward, stamping her foot hard enough to shake the entire cave, and lowers her head to face you
>she growls, showing off a row of teeth larger than your forearm
>you reach out and stroke her nose
>she flinches
"Deonora was right about you. You don't have to live like this"
>she transforms back into a girl, now slightly shorter than you
>"What choice do I have? Even if I wanted to, a monster could never live among humans"
"You haven't left your cave in a long time, have you? We have entire cities where humans and monsters live together"
>you hold out your hand
"Come with me and I'll show you"
>after a long pause she takes your hand

[Anonymous No.]

>walk into a bar and grill
>see kiki dining at table by herself, shog drinking at the bar
>go tell the kiki that the shog over there said she can clean better than her
>go whisper to the shog that the kiki claims she's a better cleaner than any shog
>watch them get into a giant fight over their bitter rivalry
>leave and get away with it scot free because everyone was too busy eating and drinking to notice me stirring the pot from behind the scenes

I am an agent of chaos. It's what I do. May chaos take the world.

[Anonymous No.]

either way it will be one hell of a ride

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Rassera
Rassera
Rasse-rasse-rassera

[Anonymous No.]

Have a drink.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45223919
>They both later find you
>Decide to put it to the test
>Now they constantly clean your house while trying to mess up the other
>more or less spy vs spy but with maids.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45224263
What did she spike it with?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45224263
But isn't the legal age to drink in MGE 20(0)?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45224291
That's quite the racist assumption.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45224263
It's too early in the day for alcohol, and too late in your life to be hitting on a man in his 20's.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45224291
She licked the entire rim, making it an indirect kiss.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45223919
>>leave and get away with it scot free because everyone was too busy eating and drinking to notice me stirring the pot from behind the scenes
Little did Anon realize that the EROSPALADIAN was taking notes and biding his time for the correct moment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45224263
I don't drink

[Anonymous No.]

>>45224535
You must be very dehydrated

[Anonymous No.]

>>45224399
Nuh uh, Foxes are always out to dupe you any way they can. They spike drinks, they spike food, they'll do anything they can to daterape you if you let them. Thankfully I wouldn't even date a fox to let them get that far. Foxes are to be avoided like the plague. They can't do anything to you if you just don't let them.

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>>45224604
They sound like fun at parties.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45224535
Oh but you WILL soon enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>I see you anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>45224773
Why do all the Not-Lamia sneks mog vanilla lamias so hard?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45224773
You can easily beat any Basilisk by just closing your eyes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45224799
That won't stop her constricting you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45224830
I only want her to constrict my DICK with her VAGINA.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45224593
Maybe he's an undead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45224399
Gonna be very rasist towards lizard girls. They're all the same after all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45224448
>fox gives you a margherita glass with salt on the rim
>she used her drool to stick the salt on

[Anonymous No.]

>>45224901
do foxes drool?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45224721
Well that's not alcohol so I'll gladly drink it

[Anonymous No.]

>>45224909
It could be.
Monster girls are amazing like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45224830
Or using her long tongue to milk you

[Anonymous No.]

>>45224773
Reminder that basilisks are canonically weak to asmr and boy smell.

[Anonymous No.]

Cursed sword is a womanlet
Get a REAL weapon and a REAL woman, a cursed spear

[Anonymous No.]

>cursed onahole

[Anonymous No.]

CQTURDQY

[Anonymous No.]

>>45225073
my OC has a cursed spear.Is that good enough for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45225124
no, you must fuck your weapon anon.

[Anonymous No.]

imagine going into a weapon shop in monster territory and every weapon has a picture showing what it looks like in girl form

[Anonymous No.]

>>45225073
>Cursed sword is a womanlet
Ha, "short sword"

[Anonymous No.]

>>45225073
>tall-flat elegant cursed spear
would

[Anonymous No.]

>>45224909
you don't know that for a fact

[Anonymous No.]

>>45225073
>>45225189
>People start calling her 'cursed gladius' and then 'cursed dagger'
>Cursed spear rightfully mocking the shortie, but gets defensive when cursed shortsword brings up her chest size
>And then the tall, busty, cursed halberd appears...
>Cursed spear and cursed butterknife must join forces to defeat this new weapon
Maybe building an armory over mana rich soil was a bad idea...

[Anonymous No.]

>>45225169
>Anon has the assassin class
>married a cursed sword
>goes into battle chucking his many daughters at men like throwing knives

[Anonymous No.]

>>45218635

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[Anonymous No.]

How does one escape being indebted to both the Mofukuza and Danuki Enterprise? Asking for a friend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45225456
You don't, enjoy being passed around them like currency

[Anonymous No.]

Okay so
A human woman is pregnant and monsterizes
What happens to the unborn baby?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45225481
Obviously monsterizes too, if it's a boy then you get a special snowflake case ala Blade that would be a natural born incubus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45224773
I'm wearing mirror shades. You can't hurt me, only yourself!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45225230
What if the cursed weapon attaches to another monster? that would be cheating? since it's 2 girls in one

[Anonymous No.]

>>45218695
That's a lotta meat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45220238
My beautiful wife with our beautiful daughter
>>45220248
My beautiful wife with our beautiful daughters

[Anonymous No.]

>>45225527
nah, you get two for one when you win/lose against her.
>Salamander challenges anon with strange red glowing sword
>Trying to be as serious and appear as dangerous and competent as possible
>Complete dork about it
>Even licks her blade with her long, forked, lizard tongue to show its sharpness
>"KYAH!"
>Salamander blushes crimson and asks anon to just hurry up and fight

[Anonymous No.]

>this space is for (You)

[Anonymous No.]

>>45225571
No not yet there are things on the internet that need to be rectified, I can't go to the mofu embrace

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45225602
Caco-Beholder?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45225559
>my blade is coated in a deadly poison
>even the slightest cut can be fatal
>...I shouldn't have licked it

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45225610
can i lick the blade?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45225579
>not now honey, hubby's bullying alps online

[Anonymous No.]

>>45225602

[Anonymous No.]

>>45225622
>the deadly poison is actually Girtabiliu venom
>anon now has a boner that lasts days

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45225689
why is miss cursed sword covering her self in venom?
is she some sort of sex addicted nymph?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45225230
im a simple man, i like miss heavy and massive club

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45224263
i am ravenous for thighs

[Anonymous No.]

>>45222993
Man face

[Anonymous No.]

almost

[Anonymous No.]

>>45224263
>kitsune spikes my drink in the bar
>thinks she's clever
>gets a reality check when when i end up absentmindedly hugging her tails while im all out of it and delirious

[Anonymous No.]

>>45225828
Me too

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[Anonymous No.]

>>45225886
This artist got me back into slimes. Literally.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45225961
I got sent to hell but lucifer is a cute girl in a business suit and she really likes my food???!
Ten seasons of them both going to hell school for no logical reason

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[Anonymous No.]

>>45226013
I have not forgotten Flow Kelps. Their natural habitats are beautiful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45225984

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw no sea panglion girl
the true snail knight girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>45221371
Aura's actual fate was unironically more humiliating than this

[Anonymous No.]

>>45225828

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[Anonymous No.]

Less prim and proper centaurs, more steppe barbarians

[Anonymous No.]

What if, onion monster girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45226274
They have layers.

[Anonymous No.]

I would eat out my Pharaoh momster's ass and pussy every day. No joke. And also my Anubis aunster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45226279
something hot about broken handcuffs

[Anonymous No.]

>>45225886
>>45225983
A thick, wet, gooey paradise

[Anonymous No.]

>>45226337
They show that she's been frustrated enough and now she's free to do what she wishes to

[Anonymous No.]

Your breeding session is ready.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45226410
Oh boy!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

I called living doll a muppet and she now refuses to talk to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45226279
Ogres are not onions

[Anonymous No.]

>>45226410
I don't think I am.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45226410
One of these rabbits is not actually a rabbit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45226260
best I can do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45226482
she can wait outside

[Anonymous No.]

>>45226431
>>45226472
>>45226482
The bunnies are pretty desperate, but the moon princess is just there for fun. Gonna be much harder to impregnate the latter. Ganbatte!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45226410
I don’t fuck earth bunnies, I only want holy lunar bunnies

[Anonymous No.]

>>45226482
you will breed the human.

[Anonymous No.]

>math teacher at MGC Municipal High School
>Bicorn wife has been listening to me complain about my students not paying attention or outright ignoring my teaching
>calls up the Hakutaku principal and has a chat with her
>tells me she's coming to school with me from now on
>okay, maybe they'll pay attention if there's a fellow monster girl helping to teach them
>the next day we arrive early and setup things
>she puts down some bedding in a corner so she can lay down/sit in the front of the class and observe
>first two periods go by fast
>holy shit it's actually working
>students all sit quietly while I go over formulas, take notes, ask questions and answer questions
>until 3rd period rolls around
>Inari honor student walks in and flops down into her desk
>that's not normal for her
>pulls her phone out and starts watching videos while I'm starting my lecture
>kicks her legs up on the empty desk beside her
>out of the corner of my eye, notice my wife stand up
>she calmly walks up to the Inari, takes the phone out of her hand, pushes her legs off the desk and then pulls her up
>and then leads her to me before pushing her onto her knees
>"Apologize to your teacher," is all she says
>holy shit that voice is so fucking sexy
>Inari sits there silently
>then my wife unzips my pants, pushes them down and pulls my dick out and pushes the Inari mouth first onto it until her nose is touching my belly
>"Apologize," she commands
>look at my wife in shock and then back at my class
>they're all shitting themselves
>I'm going to get fired now
>wife moves behind me before wrapping her arms around my chest, pressing her lips to my ear and whispering, "Principal said it's fine so don't worry and keep teaching"
>keep teaching as the Inari proceeds to suck and swallow
>she doesn't stop until the end of the period
>she looks at my wife as the bell rings who nods and then licks the last bit of mess off me before grabbing her bag and heading to her next class
>quickly pull my pants back on after wiping the drool off my dick
>wife returns to her corner
>4th period is quiet but then in 5th period another honor student acts up
>this time it's the Kikimora who heads up the Competitive Maid Team
>as with the Inari, she spends the entire period with her lips wrapped around my dick
>6th period has another troublemaker who catches me off guard
>it's the principal's own daughter
>even though she refuses, my wife grabs her by both horns, sits down behind her and spends the entire period forcing her to suck my dick
>as the school day ends, my wife suggests that the trouble should be over now
>but then the next day arrives and the same three act up again
>this time my wife holds them down on my desk as I break their asses in
>notice the three of them leaving school later that day walking awkwardly
>wife says that surely now things will be normal
>but the next day they act up again
>wife once again pins them down and forces them to eat her out while I break their asses once again
>and the next day it happens again
>this time my wife tells me to give them detention instead since it's Friday and we might as well take some of their weekend
>put up with their troublemaking during class and wait for detention to begin
>they arrive right on time for detention
>wife tears all their clothes off and then pushes them onto my desk on their backs
>grabs the Inari's knees first and then spreads them wide
>wife gives me a gentle nod as she smugly smiles down at the Inari
>"Time for your eternal punishment, girl."
>spend the rest of the night hammering away at all three while my wife keeps them pinned in place
>collapse to the ground with exhaustion sometime after midnight
>sit there in silence as my wife comes over to start sucking me off
>all three are laying sprawled across my desk gasping for breath as my seed trickles down their legs
>finish in my wife's mouth who gleefully cleans every last bit off my dick before turning to look at the exhausted girls
>"Apologize to your teacher girls"
>in unison they say, "We're sorry, Mr Anon, we won't do it ever again"
>wife smiles, turns to me and says, "Let's go home darling"
>toss the three girls over my wife's back after dressing them and head home
>wife and I snuggle up in bed with the three of them and then pass out after the exertions of the day
>next school week begins and all my students are well behaved
>especially my wives
>they still get "detention" every day though

[Anonymous No.]

>>45226498
The secret to the Moon Princesses heart is through her bodyguard. Mating press her bodyguard into unconsciousness and you're free to mating press the Moon Princess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45226506
I will do no such thing.
>>45226492 forever. I have bunnies to tend to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45226549
Made for being placed in the mansion sex dungeon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45226549
Useless rabbit only good for her sex appeal is still REALLY good for her sex appeal.

[Anonymous No.]

earth rabbit, wonderland rabbit, or moon rabbit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45226645
i accept your terms

[Anonymous No.]

If I have to eat all the eggs, she is getting all of her eggs fertilized.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45226649
choose one, the moon rabbits cant be with the rest, lest they turn impure!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45226645
cow rabbit

[Anonymous No.]

>>45226675
if she can't go back to the moon i'll take responsibility

[Anonymous No.]

>>45226676
Cow is an amazing template when applied to many girls.
Salamander displeased that her GREAT STONKING TITS make wielding a weapon difficult

[Anonymous No.]

>>45226724
she just needs the right weapon. they're an excellent counterweight to an overhead greataxe

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45226736
>"But I can't show off my skill if my fighting style just devolves into smacking someone over the head!"
>"I don't care if going cavewoman works, I can't show off with milkers like this!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>45226667
This anon supports israel and votes democrat

[Anonymous No.]

>>45226736
or she just could wrestle and use them to smother?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Racoon, you are my greatest ally

[Anonymous No.]

>>45226676
sir, thats 2/3 of the rabbit types! you cant handle that much hopping!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45226774
Raise the prices, anon. Squeeze them dry!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45226774
DO A BARREL ROLL!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45226279
More like she is a layer lmao. (There is a me shaped divot in my bed)

[Anonymous No.]

>>45226485
>ms. bicorn is no longer asking you to form a harem
>she's going to plunder herself some sister wives by force

[Anonymous No.]

>>45226514
Dominatrix bicorn is pretty hot

[Anonymous No.]

>>45226852
Seems kinda gay

[Anonymous No.]

>>45226859
Gay/happy undead

[Anonymous No.]

>>45226279
Ogres are the weakest monsters out there, they literally crumble at the slightest bit of resistance

[Anonymous No.]

>>45226514
Wouldn't it be pretty damn distracting for the students to be hearing moans and PLAP for the whole lesson? Not much math will be taught if most of the class is masturbating

[Anonymous No.]

>>45226896
i usually finished my homework in class anyway

[Anonymous No.]

>45226873
>Gore
Fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

>>45226820
>get home from work to find your Bicorn wife sitting in the living room
>hear the sounds of struggling
>look behind the couch as she smugly drinks her tea
>first thing you see is a Ryu tightly bound in shibari with a gag in her mouth
>well, she appears to be enjoying herself at least
>then a Baphomet who has an empty potion bottle stuck in her mouth that was obviously once filled with a Metamorphosis Potion given she now has the body of a 30 year old
>the shibari she's trapped in is so tight it must be causing her pain right?
>nope, she's in a state of constant orgasm
>the next girl you see is a Hellhound tightly bound, blinded and gagged with a puddle of drool under her and a dozen vibrators snugly secured to her clit
>and then...is that a fucking LILIM
>look at Bicorn wife
>receive a smug smile in return before she stands up, grabs a rope beside her and drags your new wives into the bedroom
>see her hand dart out and make a come-hither motion
>so much for not having a harem

Fighting the harem just gives her incredible power.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45226873
>gore
>faggotry
Yep kill yourself

[Anonymous No.]

>>45226911
>>45226923
scared of red lines

[Anonymous No.]

be wary of gaphags, they will not let you go, even if you manage to escape, any gaps that exist, she will find you....

[Anonymous No.]

hello monster girl thread. how are you today? what monsters are you thinking about?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45226852
Agreed, this whole cuck horse thing that people created doesn't fit as well with Bicorn in my opinion. She's the head wife who is actively recruiting sister wives for her husband to fuck. Of course she should be dominant to her sister wives. The only submission she engages in is to her husband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45226970
sunday nunday

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45226970
Bicorns. Always Bicorns. Specifically heavily pregnant Bicorns right now. God I just want a harem of Bicorn wives.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45226970
The elf from delicious in dungeon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45226970
my wurm nun wife
nuns..... in general
nun momster......

[Anonymous No.]

When this thread says 'momster', does that mean an adoptive monster mom and wife? or does it mean a mommy domme-esc monster wife?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45227021
my impression is the former

[Anonymous No.]

>>45226962
Bro is clearly bleeding...

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45227021
It means both and often a lot of mommydom but also sometimes it means nothing because half the thread feels like bots that are as horny as uncensored chat gpt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45226970
What's gonna happen to him?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45227021
former most of the time

[Anonymous No.]

The sisters have been awfully touchy feely recently don't you think? And sweaty when they see boys for some reason...

[Anonymous No.]

>>45227045
a warm meal, bath and bed

[Anonymous No.]

>>45227045
hes gonna get a bath and a meal and some new clothes

[Anonymous No.]

>*smashes you.*

[Anonymous No.]

>>45227053
i think they need to take more showers!

[Anonymous No.]

remember to let her out. answer her calls. let her stay with you for a very, very long time. let her make you forget about everyone else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45227053
> when they see boys for some reason...
Good thing im a man not a boy

[Anonymous No.]

>>45227109
imma make her my wife and I'm going to make sure she takes care of my brats while I go out to do adventuring jobs

[Anonymous No.]

>>45227125
for now

[Anonymous No.]

>>45227109
>answer her calls.
New phone, who this?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45226410
Let's go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45227147
Wha?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45227151
>seven days

[Anonymous No.]

>>45227176
he doesnt know

[Anonymous No.]

>>45226645
Eorzean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45227182
do they have a more literal reading of the "born again in the holy spirit" doctrine?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45227197
thats one way of putting it. i hope you're ok with calling the nun's 'big sis' rather than just 'sister'.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45226667
Holy hell why do musclegirl faggots have to draw women so damn masculine?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45227021
Imagine you waifu realizing that the only you to pull you into her dimension is to wait for you to die and then pull your soul from the void so she can reincarnate you via virgin birth.

[Anonymous No.]

Infiltration quest to the cookie jar

[Anonymous No.]

>>45227246
Seek help

[Anonymous No.]

its too cold out. i need her to set my soul alight and warm me with her body.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45227272
Why, he's right. Death is the most likely how we will join our waifu

[Anonymous No.]

>>45227234
well, oversized shoulders, and male jawlines tend to do that, the hips and legs should always be bigger and wider and a softer less angular jawline

[Anonymous No.]

>>45227175
Wow, my package gets delayed by 7 days?
Amazoness.mg has really gotten shitty as of late.

[Anonymous No.]

>JK monster girls keep messing with me because their bus stop is right outside my house
>find corny poems taped to my door
>dog is getting fat because they sneak him treats before and after school
>they ding dong ditch me right before the bus arrives and right after they get off the bus after school
>biggest perpetrators are a quartet of troublemakers
>a Cheshire who I swear teleports into my house and sits on the inside of windows to leave sweaty butt prints everywhere
>a Dullahan who scares the shit out of me by kicking her head into my yard when I'm doing yard work or working in the garden
>a Salamander who keeps showing up and challenging me to glorious combat it's Pokemon battles, she's obsessed with Gen 5
>a Pyrow who keeps knocking on the door while live streaming on her phone to try and pick me up with absolutely cheesy pick up lines
>after an entire school year of dealing with this, I finally resolve to solve the issue once and for all
>on the last day of school, my package arrives
>they hop off the bus and head straight for my house to torment once again
>only to stop in surprise as I kick open my door with a gun in my hand
>it's not just any gun though
>it's Ms Gremlin's Ultimate Annoying Monster Resolver
>hold the trigger down and listen for the beep of target acquisition
>then release and watch as four nets woosh out and knock all four to the ground
>feel a prick on the palm of my hand
>weird
>look down at the pistol grip and notice a Manticore spine sticking out
>oh fuck
>look at the nets
>notice they're dissolving onto the girls
>they open their eyes as one
>heart pupils
>OH FUCK
>black out from Manticore Venom overdose as they rush towards me
>wake up five days later positively dehydrated
>feel a heavy weight on top of me
>all four are squeezed as close to me as possible
>room positively reeks of sex and sweat
>oh man, this is actually breddy comfy and warm
>well, that's one way to solve things

Ms Gremlin really should add some more information to the product details on her website.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45227286
don't need to unseal her or anything. just cuddle with her unusually warm body until this sudden and unseasonal blizzard outside passes by

[Anonymous No.]

Hear me out. Pyrow Shrine Maidens.

[Anonymous No.]

im going to be bicycle salesmen in MGE
since it gonna get me good money

[Anonymous No.]

>>45227326
It makes me wonder into the mind of the musclefag when they have art of women with the muscles of men. there is a disconnect in what should be attractive there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45227352
>likes gen 5
20 years old.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45227393
but she looks uncomfortable, and she said she'll make me feel good if i free her

[Anonymous No.]

>>45227414
Like, dude! You wanna like, come over to the shrine or something? Like whatever

[Anonymous No.]

>>45227434
salamanders seem pretty straightforward and honest as far as suspicious schoolgirls go

[Anonymous No.]

>>45227434
Yeah, she's kind of failed senior year three times.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45227419
Who knows, they're all mentally ill

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw your freshman ear in highschool and the only other person in class near to your age is the teacher
>The rest are clearly older monsters that are visually in their late 30s - early 40s

[Anonymous No.]

>>45227470
>>The rest are clearly older monsters that are visually in their late 30s - early 40s
Lmao no eggs and ready to settle down kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>45227470
>sit down at desk for first day of freshman year
>look left
>Hags
>look right
>Hags
>look forward
>Hags
>look behind
>Hags
>look at the teacher
>Hag
>stand up and scream, "JACKPOT!!!"
>childhood friend monster girl walks in ten minutes later to see me writhing in a mass of Hag meat
>gets a sad look until I reach out of the Hag Ball and yank her in
>childhood friends must always get their guy
>besides, I'll just have the Hags Hagify her

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45227470
>Freshman are hag bait
>Seniors are lolibaba bait
What are sophomores and juniors bait for?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45227513
That's the sweet spot for same age relationships.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45225886
>Slime girl keeps moving her core just out of reach
>Doesn’t try to stop or impede you in any way
>She really enjoys when you attempt it like you’re bobbing for apples

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45227470
>One girl that's actually your age that promises to protect you from the hags
>She's a bicorn

[Anonymous No.]

>>45227594

[Anonymous No.]

>>45227594
mmmm sider season

[Anonymous No.]

>>45227470
>tfw its pe
>you sit out while squating
>seeing all that meaty hag jiggling ain't good for you
>You get sent to the nurse, walking obviously hunched over,
>The nurse in question, The sexiest old troll you've ever seen
>Very meaty, very hot, very cute
>Damn boner is going into overdrive
>She notices it.....

[Anonymous No.]

>>45227595
Perfection. She better have a few unmarried Bicorn sisters. I want a whole fucking herd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45227608

[Anonymous No.]

>>45227689
Helltaker would have done so well as a vn.

[Anonymous No.]

This lady keeps saying she's a snake, but she has legs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45227731
she a leggy whore, never trust such beings

[Anonymous No.]

Holy cow!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45227731
a lot of pythons have legs
it doesn't come up much

[Anonymous No.]

you enter mge but your only wafius are cursed weapon and object girls

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

how to get cum out from oni vag before its too late???

[Anonymous No.]

>tomboy Bicorn
>ojou Bicorn
>doting deredere Bicorn
>Hag Bicorn
>childhood friend Zombie

The ultimate harem. Surrounded by horse pussy and with an undead wife it's an eternal harem. Imagine the legions of Bicorn that would be unleashed on the world after ten thousand years of breeding. Spoiling and doting on Zombie wife in public with my Bicorn wives until she Wights and then continuing to embarrass her by spoiling and doting on her in public. Not to mention the sub-harems we'd inevitably pick up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45227927
straw

[Anonymous No.]

>>45227644
>Fuck a bicorn
>Have to marry all of her half-sisters as well

[Anonymous No.]

im going to make myself an undead but where can I get that procedure down without needing to be married tho?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45227927
at least you got a choice, ive been chosen as our village's annual tribute to the oni clan for their protection.
this is ignoring the fact that nobody has ever threatened us, the onis don't protect us, and this is one giant big stupid tradition to get onis who would be too scared to talk to men otherwise hitched.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45228009
Theres a type of mushroom you can eat. An 'Undead Grey Lamentation Mushroom'. It 'kills' you, then turns you into undead bait.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45228009
>eat trash food and smoke like that funny russian carrier
>get cancer
>visit the famous oncologist Dr. Lich
>prescription: face smothering with her zombie assistant's fat ass until death and incubization
ez

[Anonymous No.]

>>45227966
>this can't be too bad
>she opens the door
>Holstaur walks in
>and a Cheshire
>and a Dormouse
>and an Inari
>and an Anubis
>and a Minotaur
>and another Bicorn
>okay, not to ba-
>last Bicorn holds the door open now
>oh no

[Anonymous No.]

>>45228050
>takes a biopsy of the cancer and cultures the cells into a homunculus
thanks dr lich

[Anonymous No.]

>>45228064
"fuck cancer" slogan takes a whole new meaning

[Anonymous No.]

Red onis are the goofiest monsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>45228097
always inviting you to drink, partying like a bunch of frat bros, not caring if their sarashi wrap suddenly slips and their tits are bouncing about, not understanding personal space between "bros", sleeping on top of your in their drunken stupor and trapping you in your seat between their tits whispering how they love you

[Anonymous No.]

>>45228146
You'll find no monster more honest, nor any so larger than life.

[Anonymous No.]

wanna knife fight with demon silver, anon?

[Anonymous No.]

Cozy fox entrapment

[Anonymous No.]

>>45228170
but i'll be late for my underwater basket weaving class

[Anonymous No.]

What monster Girls would you absolutely try to avoid as much as possible. And which one would you try to find as soon as possible.
If I cried out for a Hebi would the all monster Girls ignore me so I could find one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45228190
ms unicorn kind of scary. would keep my distance

[Anonymous No.]

>>45228175
inescapable. its honestly amazing that most monsters go for the leveldrain-clothing entrapment combo, or the addiction method. this is so much more effective.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45228190
>Avoid
any of the loli ones, especially the sabbath. id be ok with a non-loli monster who's species is usually loli, though. like an atlach, or something.
>find as soon as possible
probably a march hare, but the things id really gun it for are numerous. h'orcs, cheshires, flayers, dragon zombies, shogs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45228199
Foxes are the true grapplers of MGE, plus they don't even have to face you to grapple you.
Every other Monster that uses leveldrain-clothing trap tools are all just trying to mimic a fraction of the foxes power.
When it comes to the food web Foxes are the most successful at getting husbands, doesn't help that they give targets Foxoplasims making them seek out foxes.
Foxes are OP.

[Anonymous No.]

Foxes will be bred out of existence

[Anonymous No.]

>>45228255
not if i have anything to do with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45228050
That's her prescription for everything.
Come in with a soar throat? Death.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45228255
also bred in existence and between existence so that all layers of reality that are and will be are saturated in mofu

[Anonymous No.]

>>45228255
now only fox cows will be left to hold the torch of fluffy tail

[Anonymous No.]

>>45228275
foxes are like crabs. it all comes back to crab. it all breeds back to fox.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45228265

[Anonymous No.]

>>45228275
oh yeah? Well I guess I'll just have to breed my oni twice as hard just to make sure you don't get ahead

[Anonymous No.]

All you're doing is creating ultra cows

[Anonymous No.]

>>45228325
>>45228275
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
Out FUCK eachother. Biggest family come the end of the decade wins.

[Anonymous No.]

>See fox
>She seems nice
>Give her 100
>Wake up give her another 100 kids
>Produce so many foxes that I have to move away and make a new town completely populated by my children
>20 years later over 20% of all foxes are related to me
>tfw it's about to 30% very soon

[Anonymous No.]

>>45228337
all will be as milk

[Anonymous No.]

>>45228255
No way. I'm gonna get a harem of nothing but foxes and give multiple daughters to each of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45228351
genghis khan if he wasnt a fucking loser

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45228371
!! !!

[Anonymous No.]

Which one of you fuckers mentioned clothing entrapment? They're breaking out the sweaters. Its all over now. No escape.

[Anonymous No.]

I have foxoplasmosis...
I've heard that foxes can actually sense individuals that are infected... I've been hiding in a bunker in hope my Foxoplasmosis will subside. Pray for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45228422
>will subside
anon... I...

[Anonymous No.]

All this talk about foxes and fur, I need me some scales

[Anonymous No.]

>>45228457
the strong maternal instincts of the crocodile...

[Anonymous No.]

Weekend is so fucking over...

[Anonymous No.]

Claim: Foxes are fertile monsters who can easily find husbands and they love to breed
Evidence: Fox posters are always very active
Insight: You can't post while plapping a fox OR the sex is so bad you can have a coherent line of thought rather than only thinking GET PREGNANT.
Conclusion: Foxes are not fertile monster and/or they cant find husbands and/or they dont love to breed

[Anonymous No.]

>>45228506
she sleeps. i dont.

[Anonymous No.]

>be Anon
>on train heading for work
>it’s quiet
>too quiet
>normally, there’s at least some kind of nonsense going on
>not NYC subway bad, but definitely worse than this tranquil atmosphere
>hear a shutter-like noise
>turn to your left and notice a Mantis JK flipping her phone over in her lap
>hear someone sniffling
>turn to your right and see a Werewolf JK wipe her nose with a tissue
>as soon as you turn away, you hear her sniffle again
>it’s a lot deeper than last time
>shutter
>try and ignore everything going on around you and stare straight forward
>fox JK meets your gaze and smiles as she lightly tugs at her skirt
>oh god
>sniffle
>close your eyes as you try and isolate yourself from the world
>another shutter
>”Hey, you mind if I take your seat?”
>open eyes
>an Oni stands right over you
>sniffle
>the fox is pouting as she tries to look past the Oni
>”Well, I guess I could just…”
>she proceeds to sit on you
>cry inside as you realize you won’t be leaving this train a single man

Such is the risk of a working class guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45228506
on the other hand ghouls are ideal for under-desk relief

[Anonymous No.]

>>45228506
Youko > Kitsune tsuki > Kitsune-Bi >>> Incelnari

[Anonymous No.]

handlebars.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45228562
i like when they drop the trapping of elegance and nobility and go feral, rutting beastwoman

[Anonymous No.]

>>45228536
>ghoul in office clothing
>Main task is being your "under-desk relief" assistant.
Hot

[Anonymous No.]

>>45228592
i got a manticore
well, her tail mostly

[Anonymous No.]

>>45227042
Hot ghost?

[Anonymous No.]

>-Man shoves whole ghost pepper up manticore tail pussy (Gone wrong! Gone sexual! Third degree Mindbreak!!)

[Anonymous No.]

>>45228587

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45228662
Actually using the horns to turn her head into a fleshlight would probably be pretty painful.

[Anonymous No.]

Man, sometimes I just feel like how I need a Bogie to make me smile.
Posting stuff like this on 4mon will get you pust on a list, but I don't care

[Anonymous No.]

>>45228662
SMACK

[Anonymous No.]

>>45225983
They're one of the best artists for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45228662
kiss every freckle

[Anonymous No.]

>>45228526
I wouldn't mind being a handyman in MGC, jobs are typically pulling mofu fluff out of shower drains and sinks. Sometimes it will be other silly stuff like opening jars for gals who have paws. I typically don't charge anything for jar opening service because those calls they tend to feed me, I constantly get repeat business and I don't think I can keep dodging these gals and their constant hints at them wishing they had a reliable human man around to help them. I recently had a fox try dosing my coffee thermos with what I assume is a mixture of alcohol and manticore venom. I will have to make a decision to marry one of these animal eared women before they make the choice for me by force. Remember fellers, even if she doesn't find you handsome, she should at least find you handy.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45228371
Anubis after I feed her fox burgers

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine Manticore.
That's it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45228802
IMAGINE sub manticore.
That's it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45228805
>grab her tail and forcefully insert my penis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45228802
I'm imagining a manticore being forced to look after a pet and starts absolutely hating it and a day later is best friends with it

[Anonymous No.]

>>45228805
>sub manticore.
Rude, she's just as much of a manticore as the others.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45228805
Being stuck with a Manticore in a submarine.

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine Half kiki half hellwan combo.
Powerful Meido.

[Anonymous No.]

Would a female butler heroine be unstoppable in MGE? I think trying to monsterize her would be useless because the appeal of female butlers is that the butler look takes snaziness to its extreme and snaziness directly opposes the MGE. If her appeal goes against the nature of monster girls then I don't see how she could get monsterized.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45228857
She monsterizes monsters into being snazzy as fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

thinking about apopsicles

[Anonymous No.]

>>45228857
fuck off with off-topic images

[Anonymous No.]

Butler Kiki...

[Anonymous No.]

BUTTler shog...

[Anonymous No.]

>>45228866
>Human woman overthrows Demon Lord by converting the monster girls using snaziness

[Anonymous No.]

>>45228857
this was definitely AI generated

[Anonymous No.]

>>45228562
Kumiho > all

[Anonymous No.]

Kiki chauffeur

[Anonymous No.]

Ogrelord

[Anonymous No.]

>>45225983
do they have a twitter or anything? or an english name i could search.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45228854
Quarters are pretty tight in a sub, you're going to have to share a bunk with miss core.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45228816
>the untercore

[Anonymous No.]

>>45228910

[Anonymous No.]

best monster for mommydom?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45228939
https://www.pixiv.net/en/users/1268980

[Anonymous No.]

>>45228944
Good for me, it makes being a grease monkey easier when you can pet a weird cat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45228926
>kiki chauffeur
Où c'est ce que je vous emmène, monsieur ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45228976
Cow hag probably
Wait that's any hag nvm

[Anonymous No.]

>>45228976
Ojous?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45228976
Pharaoh

[Anonymous No.]

Tell me about Wisps.

Are they attached to their cages, or are like armor/clothes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45228976
Hell suit mommy. Even has a pet dog to dom you too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45229082
I headcanon that its more like an inate transformation spell that they just know by default. Once its cast, its there forever, until dispelled.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Unfortunately for you guys. Not all monster girls can compete against even the weakest Orderite.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45229143
probably shrinks into a corset or hoopskirt when incognito

[Anonymous No.]

>>45229159
This all seems like fun and games. But do you really want to drink ass tea?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45229188
don't slander nun-posting with human filth. it's uncouth

[Anonymous No.]

>Napoleonic and line formations won't happen as magic makes them just big fireball magnets.
Mass combat in MGE is probably a giant mess like in the Elder scrolls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45229198
Take a moment to consider the types of people you're asking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45229203
Oh it's a giant mess alright.
Bring your paper towels.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45229203
>1v1 me, bro
-druella, probably

[Anonymous No.]

>>45229228
>Anon, Bounty is good but you can't go around thinking it'll just absorb slimes.

>>45229237
Its all Salamander propaganda
They don't find Pike and Shot warfare interesting.

[Anonymous No.]

>go to Zipangu with my family after the portals open
>mom keeps insisting we go to a shrine and giving me weird looks
>we show up and our family is guided inside the manor on the shrine's grounds
>holy shit it's huge
>half a dozen shrine maidens, all of them human women which I find weird for Zipangu
>the brochures said they'd be cute sneks wtf
>we get to the main room and find a fox
>cute older Inari with four tails
>introduces herself to me with a gentle smile before getting up to give my mom a big hug
>wait a second
>parents immediately say goodbye and then get up and leave
>sit in stunned silence for a moment
>turn to the Inari
>she silently smiles at me
>realize my mother has finally resorted to drastic measures in her quest for grandchildren

[Anonymous No.]

>>45228976
demon

[Anonymous No.]

>“…I wonder what his position is.”
>“Why bother asking? Obviously, he’s a healer or a supporter.”
>“Ha… I’d love for a guy like that to heal me. Wouldn’t it be okay to lose an arm or something then?”

Even though I was carrying a sword at my hip, no one thought I was a damage dealer.

[Anonymous No.]

should not have drank this much! satyros. satyros save me. it was wine! i love ytou!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45229220
It seems to be an even mix of degenerates and puritans, really.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45229267
Half the anons here are helpless femdomfag degenerates who would wring the foot sweat from a monster girl's socks and distill it into a drink. Probably more than half. I'm being generous.

[Anonymous No.]

You're invited to a sleepover but it's just 1 mouse

[Anonymous No.]

>>45228805
>tail pops up out of the water to take a look around

[Anonymous No.]

>>45229248
>sold off to a hag
A common end

[Anonymous No.]

>>45229198
Ass-am tea

[Anonymous No.]

what causes a monster girl to be revived as a ghoul as opposed to any other kind of undead?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45229332
Probably hanging around graveyards for too long.
That or getting bit by one probably passes 'ghoul fever' which can turn them.

[Anonymous No.]

Don't worry anons, I've developed a vaccine against foxoplasmosis.
Soon the fox menace will be stopped.

[Anonymous No.]

Gremlin is a flat shortstack

[Anonymous No.]

>>45229332
more meat than a skeleton
more energy than a zambo
maybe greed or gluttony

[Anonymous No.]

>>45229361
We call that a pear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45229285
... what kind of socks?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45229248
>it's been a week since I was married off to an Inari who runs a shrine in Zipangu
>that first day was...shocking
>first I was shown to my room and discovered that all of my worldly possessions had been brought to the shrine
>that explained why my mom insisted on having a copy of my key
>then I spent half the night laying awake fully expecting to be assaulted but nothing happened
>was woken up to a wonderful breakfast with the Inari and her shrine maidens where she told me she's willing to wait for me to become comfortable
>she's waited over 400 years for a husband, she can wait a few weeks or months
>also found out that the shrine maidens are her adopted daughters
>that...makes sense
>it's surprisingly easy to settle into my new life
>the shrine maidens handle most of the work, my wife does her blessings and I just...chill
>every time I try to make myself useful I find myself shoo'd back into the manor and told that I shouldn't worry about such things
>on the third day, I picked up a brush and started brushing my wife's tail when I noticed that it was looking a little frazzled after she had tea with a Danuki
>the twitching of her ears told me that she very much enjoyed it
>at dinner that night she indulged in sake for the first time
>kept making jokes about how the shrine is going to be full of Inari soon
>daughters kept giggling and giving me looks whenever she repeated the joke
>discovered that she gets REAL touchy-feely when she's had some sake
>but she's also a lightweight and quickly fell asleep with her head in my lap after a few drinks
>couldn't help myself from rubbing her head as she slept
>holy shit she's so cute
>by now, I've decided that maybe mom made the right decision
>and I find myself standing silently outside her chambers trying to gather the courage to open the door
>I'm about to knock when the door slides open and she gives me a sly, knowing look
>try to say something but nothing comes out
>instead I just scoop her up into my arms and carry her to the bedding
>then scurry back to the door and slide it shut
>by the time I've turned around, she's pulled open her robe and revealed herself in all her glory
>I immediately attack
>the next morning I wake up alone which leaves me feeling somewhat distraught
>the bedding is super warm though so she must've just gotten up
>I quickly dress and head for the dining room as the smell lingering in the manor tells me it's breakfast time
>I come to a dead stop just inside the entrance
>did the shrine maidens always have those spectral tails and fox ears?
>wife sees my expression, pulls me into the seat beside her, kisses me on the cheek and then says, "I DID say the shrine was going to be full of Inari soon, didn't I?"
>look at her for a moment and then back at the shrine maidens
>what does that me-
>oh
>OH
>ten years later, I'm sitting in the living room of the manor with two wives resting their heads in my lap as I brush my head wife's tails
>my mom is in the other room playing with all fourteen of her granddaughters
>pause brushing my head wife's tail to rest a hand on her swollen belly, she turns to look back at me and we share a smile
>another daughter is due any day now

GOOD. END.

[Anonymous No.]

>Extremist hold rally on campus
>Enter hall and all heads turns
>Time to argue
>Only guy there (Extremists and bf? lmao)
>Surrounded by dorks
>Tell them the important of free will confidently and assertively
>They all start frothing at the mouth and screaming but none of them are courageous enough to try something on me
>One of them, a tall yet mewling demon, manages to muster out a pathetic comeback
>"F-free will? M-more like free your willy for us haha..."
>Turn and look her dead in the eyes (with my awesome stare)
>"You've got THREE seconds or I WILL destroy you with logic"
>They all run in fear
>Total victory for humans, common extremist L

Do not look up this extremist rally on social media or wikwok - there is nothing to see.
Definitely no images or videos that would indicate something completely different happened.

[Anonymous No.]

Drowning in a sea of もふ

[Anonymous No.]

imagine if satyros had wine milk
imagine the longer you spend with satyros, you get drunker and drunker, and become less and less capable of defending yourself against her advances.
eventually, she takes you, fully vulnerable and thinking of only HER.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45229332
Could actually be an effect of repeat grave robbing.
Spending so much time in the grave dust and catacombs, along with maybe some curses from defiling so many graves, results in being turned to a ghoul.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45229349
>>45229362
if a ghoul bites into the corpse of a former high ranking, noble human would they be revived as a ghoul white hybrid?

[Anonymous No.]

fucking typos

>>45229349
>>45229362
>>45229416
if a ghoul bites into the corpse of a former high ranking noble woman would she be revived as a ghoul wight hybrid?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45229423
Damn, I was going to make a joke.

But no, she'd probably just end up a ghoul.
Wights are 'nobility' because they're high level zombies, a noble brought back from the dead doesn't automatically become a wight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45229412
For that I'd need at least 3 mofu girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>45229332
based, anon. ghouls are top tier undead. i know wights are meant to be the strongest, but ghouls are perfect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45229248
No snek wife, what a scam.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45229435
Liches are strongest but Ghouls are an underrated 'base' undead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45229431
i see i see, thank you

>>45229435
i like wights too but ghouls really are perfect. they don't even need to breathe so they could just tongue fuck you into oblivion and succ for days.

[Anonymous No.]

what monster is best for a severely mentally unwell anon with scitzophrenic dellusions and suicide ideation, with several plans in place? surely a wisp, right? or some kind of undead? i cant wait to see her./.

[Anonymous No.]

I feel sorry for the man that gets jubbed

[Anonymous No.]

>>45229406
Anon why is it when I look up the rally all i find is some guy with his faced blurred covered in lipstick marks?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45229394
Frilly, but sweaty.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm gonna fire the Demon office intern for asking me for a raise.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45229523
Anon she's imp sized, she wanted you to raise her UP, not increase her pay.

[Anonymous No.]

maybe i can't fix her

[Anonymous No.]

>>45229267
I am closer to puritan, my most degenerate thoughts are being picked up by wife really.

[Anonymous No.]

Submit to slime girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45229715
Boop!

[Anonymous No.]

The perfect and elegant maid versus the king of maids

[Anonymous No.]

>>45229715
>submit
Lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>45229715
only if they scrub the pores on my arms and back

[Anonymous No.]

Submit (your tax returns) to the danuki!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45229778
I am not paying taxes

[Anonymous No.]

>>45229778
no taxation without impregnation

[Anonymous No.]

>>45229778
>Someone called me tanuki instead of danuki
>Billions must be paid

[Anonymous No.]

I asked if I could touch Danuki mofu.
At first it was a small fee, I payed her but she noticed that I always came back. She priced it higher and higher. And I kept coming back.
For being a loyal customer I was no longer allowed to just buy her stuff instead I had to pay her and huff the mofu...
The final fee was getting her kids...
I regret nothing, I'll huff the mofu and produce more Danuki.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45229778
id debase her currency if you know what I mean

[Anonymous No.]

>>45229406
Stop lying to the others, Anon. I was there on campus that day. I could hear your cries for help all the way from the Computer Science building. Plus, your so called “victory” just forced the entire campus to close as the extremists began flooding the other buildings in their rape-fueled rampage.

I still have the scars from that one Manticore that was sniping at complete random from the top of the Theology building.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45229482
>covered in lipstick marks
Not a bad way to go. I too wish to be defeated by demon kisses correction.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45227234
I'm guessing a lot of artists use real female bodybuilders for reference and they have a habit of being horrible roid monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45229906
Wrong, I TOTALLY showed those monsters up in a debate. I had them GASPING and MOANING in agony as I RAMMED THEM THROUGH with my arguments.
My new demon wife said I did a good job and have convinced her to stop chasing after other men.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45229931
musclegirl lovers be like

[Anonymous No.]

>>45229406
Which extremist monsters would be the hardest to debate - both in underhanded tactics or in just pure rhetorical skill?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45229778
Gonna explore both ends of that danuki's digestive tract.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45227045
A nice bath, a warm meal, some new clothing, lots of reassurance and mothering, and fourteen consecutive hours of vigorous, hip-shaking, baby-making sex.

[Anonymous No.]

imagine gettin plapped by a 5cm fairy cause she shrank you to 4cm then amazon mating pressed you in a shoebox

[Anonymous No.]

>>45229979
that but she didn't have to bother shrinking you

[Anonymous No.]

>>45230020
That is one strong fairy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45229979
fairy arm in urethra

[Anonymous No.]

>>45230048
The next time you feel the urge to post something like this, please do everyone else a favor and don't. Just keep it to yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45230053
Should've finished that post with the question How's that SOUND?
RIMSHOT!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45230053
The intrusive thoughts got the better of him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45229778
no, taxation is theft

[Anonymous No.]

fairy using your ballsack as a beanbag to sleep on

[Anonymous No.]

fairy popping that pesky hemorrhoid that's been bothering you

[Anonymous No.]

fairy using your chest and belly as a slide

[Anonymous No.]

me just sleeping in an empty match box with my fair wife

[Anonymous No.]

you holding your fairy wife cradling your child in a thimble

[Anonymous No.]

Me stomping on every match box I see. You're not getting free, no-cost lodging while I have to pay $1,500 a month just to keep a roof over my head.

[Anonymous No.]

me beating my spider wife with a roller up newspaper for webbing my fairy wife by accident again

[Anonymous No.]

>>45223119
>>45225854
My wife is very sexy!

[Anonymous No.]

>When you "mere" your Salamander Zealot follower

[Anonymous No.]

hey, you wanna fight some scorpions?

[Anonymous No.]

me and my proper salamander wife and my hellhound firefighter wife observing proper fire safety around the anon who lives in a matchbox

[Anonymous No.]

Buying a bunch of doll houses and turning your living room into a fairy hotel!

[Anonymous No.]

I am the god of the abyss and all things related to chaos, I require a sacrifice of the most desired monster girl in existence. That if I don’t get what I want I will plunge the world in chaos and make every land a abyssal realm that would reflect my image! So don’t fail me.

[Anonymous No.]

fairy shining a flashlight on the god of the abyss

[Anonymous No.]

>>45228662
This monster is way past the freckle limit. I'm going to have to take her in and do a full count to see how badly she's going to need to be punished

[Anonymous No.]

me replacing my overzealous kiki maid with a shog after she destroys a burgeoning fairy suburb in my living room while sweeping

[Anonymous No.]

me inviting the kiki maid and the god of the abyss to tea with all of the fairies in the fairy hotel

[Anonymous No.]

>>45228470
>croc wife starts hissing at monsters that get too close to you

[Anonymous No.]

Keep your monsterfus away from me. I will rape them if I get the chance.

[Anonymous No.]

depressed fairy OL who flies all sad and tired

[Anonymous No.]

art fariy and me just drawing the chaos above

[Anonymous No.]

Fairies and pixies are tricksters and pranksters and could be behind the shitposts you're reading

[Anonymous No.]

>>45230229
Naw I am literally a being of pure chaos trapped in the body of a human man. That things got weird when the new demon lord took over, but I still retained some of my power.

[Anonymous No.]

>hags when you try and tell them that humans become adults at 18 and you are NOT a little kid anymore

[Anonymous No.]

holy fucking shit do you people never shut up about hags and moms and wanting to be turned into a shota

christ

[Anonymous No.]

fairy taking a nap in your hair

[Anonymous No.]

fairy making inflamatory comments about hags on an online image board

[Anonymous No.]

>>45229778
if she wants my taxes she will have to come and take them

[Anonymous No.]

>>45230273
Made for hags

[Anonymous No.]

>>45230293
shut the fuck UP

[Anonymous No.]

>>45230273
You could turn a hag into a loli and make her your daughter for a change of pace.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45230297
no

how about simply not wanting to fuck any mother/daughter figures in your life

fucking freaks

family is sacred

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>>45230303
Family! That would be a very warm bed.
Because kots.

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>>45230303
I didn't mean fucking. Actually adopting her.

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>>45230315
cute

>>45230316
so adopting her and having a totally healthy, 100% normal father daughter relationship with no sex involved whatsoever?

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>he's very mature for his age
-some elf with concerning behavior

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>>45230273
I want to be turned into a eldritch abomination beyond the mortal comprehensions of man. What do you want to be Anon a hero perhaps that would save the day in very iconic ways?

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im going to be a simple farm peasant falling for the older rich monster daughter of the noble house

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>get called to an apartment building to fix a pipe blockage
>it’s another fucking bubble slime

Never be a plumber in MGC, even the smell of raiju cum was more tolerable when I was an electrician

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>>45230273
no.

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>>45230273
I don't want to get turned into a shota, I want to get pampered by monster hags as a grown man

[Anonymous No.]

When you envision yourself interacting with MG's do you place yourself in their world or do you place them in our everyday modern society?

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>>45230340
both at the same time, modern world meets fantasy.

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>>45230348
How?

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>>45230340
The latter; I'm not suited for a high fantasy society. Urban fantasy I could hang with, though.

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>>45230303
TOTAL
INCEST
VICTORY

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>>45230337
How rare!

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>>45230340
i see myself either bringing modern things to MGE or growing up in MGC

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>>45230353
don't reply to me degenerate

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>>45230350
Portals means monsters living in a fantasy world come here, and conversely people living here can go into a fantasy world.
MGs reacting to you not being from their world, or not understanding how our world works etc.

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>>45230340
I like to imagine being employed by a university to document and retrieve biological and cultural samples from the other side of the portals.

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>>45230320
Yeah, especially if she was originally a monster so old that she literally didn't have a father back in the day, so by adopting her you're letting her experience childhood that she couldn't have had.

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>>45230361
Ah I see. I thought you meant both worlds collapsing on each other, but you have them still existing separately connected by portals.

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>>45230359
>degenerate
stones, glass houses...

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>>45230376
i'm not a degenerate

wanting to have sex with an exotic monster girl is not degenerate

wanting to fuck your mom/daughter is degenerate

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>>45230384
I don't want to fuck my momster. I want my momster to fuck *me*.

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>>45230303
>>45230384
Typing like

this

doesn't

help your

case

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>>45230384
Honestly, think about it rationally. You are feeding, clothing, raising and rearing a son for at least 18 years solely so he can go and ravage another woman. All the hard work you put into your beautiful little boy - singing him lullabies, taking him to sports practice, making sure he had a healthy diet to grow up big and strong, educating him, playing with him, giving him loving hugs. All of it has one simple result: his body is more enjoyable for the women that will eventually be fucked in every hole by him.
Raised the perfect boy? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a random woman who had nothing to do with the way he grew up, who marries him. She gets to ride his thick cock every night. She gets the benefits of his strong but sweet personality that came from the way you raised him.
As a woman who has a son, you are LITERALLY dedicating at least 20 years of your life simply to raise a boy for another woman to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuckquean. Think about it logically.

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>>45230303
>>45230384
Those who tell the truth are always hated

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>>45229937
Disgusting

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>>45230401
words are words. the way i format my message doesn't debase or devalue it.

you are coping

and scraping the bottom of the barrel trying to find a retort

and that wasn't it

cry

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Been thinking about them hounds

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>>45230448
It does

Lurk moar

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>>45230457
>"Smithers, release the hounds."

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>>45230460
nah

been here for over a decade

cope and cry

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>>45230448
>>45230463
>Reddit spacing
You need to go back

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>>45230462
That sounds like a good reason to pester the local billionaire

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>>45230457
I'm always thinking about the hounds

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>>45230488
Only when the local billionaire has Ushis.

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Come closer. Bask in my presence.

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>>45230489
Is it wrong to be a serial arsonist just as an excuse to see the local fire brigade?

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>>45230520
Depends on what you’re burning down. Are you being a good arsonist, Anon?

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>>45230494
that ushi is massive

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>>45230529
I'd burn anything flammable that's nearby. So the best kind of arsonist

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>>45230340
Modern society. I like the monsters, but I can only handle so much escapism before it feels overly saccharine, plus it’s just a generic medieval JRPG world. Eros Law would necessarily be in effect anyways, so real life wouldn’t be anywhere as shit once mgs come through the portals.

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>>45230484
i

accept

your

concession

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>>45230535
Big girls need love, too, Anon.
Big girls need love, too.

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How do you write monsters in a modern setting well?
Should they be fully integrated, or complete isekai strangers, or somewhere inbetween?

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>>45230556
>how do you write monsters in a modern setting well?
>well
you don't

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>>45230545
Ah. Then, I’d say you’re more likely to get tackled by the MCPD and rape corrected before the fire brigade can even make it to you.

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>>45230556
>How do you write monsters in a modern setting well?
By making that modern setting fantastic and not just setting it in the real world.

I'm so tired of fantasy settings being stapled to Ye Olde Medieval-e Times-e. I read a book that tried to do fantasy back in the neolithic/bronze age and it was interesting until the next book introduced a severely autistic character (like screaming and doing her best to kill herself because her brain doesn't work) and made all the men either stupid and useless or evil

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>>45230556
Depends on the monster and the details of how they got here. They are literally just immigrants, so you can use that as a mental guide.

1st Generation
>May not speak the language (if you wanna get REALLY realistic)
>Likely from generic fantasy middle ages technology level (which is usually something like 1300 - 1650 in real life)
>Culturally very different--finds the USA to be oddly puritanical and thinks our religions are weird, etc.

2nd Generation
>Knows about her homeworld, but has likely only visited
>Thinks of herself as an American
>Likely still somewhat out-of-step culturally as she has parents to appease in addition to classmates

3rd Generation and beyond
>Assimilated Americans. Just with more legs or wings or fur or whatever.
>This is about when Italians and Irish people became "white"--if you go back to the 1920s, they weren't yet.
>I'm papering over a LOT of nuance there, but it takes several generations for these things to settle out.

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>>45230566
The police can't stop me from getting at the superior first responders

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Make sure you take care of yourself well if you move into areas with lots of monster girls. They can tell if you're neglecting something.

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>>45230617
fuck im kiki bait
very much so

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>portals opened two weeks ago
>immediately made my way through to Zipangu to get myself a cute white snek wife
>except the first shrine I arrive at is full of happily married Hebis
>oldest Hebi is 3 years old
>fuck
>next four shrines are exactly the same
>GOD FUCKING DAMN IT
>end up at a shrine in MGC about two blocks away from a high school
>it's barren
>nobody here
>notice a JK Hellhound heading into a building
>few minutes later she comes out dressed as a shrine maiden
>starts sweeping until she notices me
>WHERE HEBI
>explains that there aren't any unmarried Hebis within 340 miles and that unmarried Hebi is a 6 month old
>turns out Hebis have a near 100% marriage rate upon reaching adulthood
>she pats me on the back as I slump down on a bench
>"It's alright, things worked out for the best in the end"
>turn to look at her in confusion
>"We're going to fuck you blind, darling"
>feel a hand on each of my shoulders
>turn around
>JK Kunoichi shrine maiden and JK Raiju shrine maiden standing behind me
>their eyes tell me I'm in danger
>wake up two weeks later with my head trapped between three pairs of tits

Good ending.

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>>45230617
What if I’m just neglecting my dreams? Like I’m too focused on just surviving and my immediate happiness rather than my long-term livelihood and self-satisfaction of who I’m growing up in to?

What’re they gonna do then?

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>>45230670
Miss Nightmare will help you with your dreams.

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>>45229954
god i really need this
>isekaied
>turned into a shota and placed in hagville
>first encounter is a gentle old fox, just one of her tails is as big as you.
>naturally coos over your appearance
>invites you to her house so that the "more ravenous" monsters dont take advantage of you.
>know whats coming, but accept anyways because you dont really have a choice
>she insists that you hold her hand on the way home with one of her tails half wrapped around you.
>envious stares from other residents
>surprisingly not raped on the spot once the front door is shut
>actually showed around the house, a tail still half wrapped around you
>she gives you a kiss on the head and says she has to make dinner now
>decide to familiarize yourself with whats in your room... even if the room is meant for you, you get the feeling that you'll be sleeping with her most nights
>seems like she's been collecting stuff from several centuries for a child.
>magical pockets have been placed in drawers because of how much she's collected.
>there's everything from simple wooden toys from 500 years ago to modern consoles and even a PC.
>decide to check the house's mini library
>fine literature jackpot, most of her collection isnt just the erotic literature that you'd expect a monster to collect, but proper and true novels. even notice a few earth titles in here, must be copied from whatever monsters can learn about earth.
>a few spellbooks have been placed in their own corner as well. couldnt hurt to learn.
>grab "a complete introduction to the arcane arts" and decide to read for a bit
>"my what a smart boy you are~"
>jumpscared because of how focused you were, its dark out now
>"but you wont be able to make use of such a book. i cant sense any mana on your body... we can fix that later"
>told that dinner is ready
>tastes great, notice that she had to force herself to eat because of how much she was looking at you and beaming with an ear-to-ear smile
>after dinner she convinces you to cuddle on the couch
>some mamano gameshow is playing, "but thats just background noise while you get comfy in her tails
>hear a giggle when she realizes what you're doing
>underestimate how soft fox fluff is, pretty much stuck there until she does something other than give you slow headpats
>about an hour later she decides to get up and go to bed. get carried to her room
>as you're falling asleep see her contemplate pouncing on you for essence right now
>she denies the urge for today and hugs you instead
>fall asleep

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>>45230273
I just think old = hot and want a good lap pillow every once in awhile.

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>>45230863
If only that were true.

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>>45230863
gonna drag her into bed for snuggles and there is nothing she can do about it

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>>45226970
>monster girl
that's literally just a human with a tail so thin it may as well be a buttplug

please stop spamming fake monster girls

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>>45230996
she gets horns in a less worksafe pic
presumably when she's horny

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>few weeks after the portals
>still waiting on my monster wives to show up
>been watching the news and seeing that they have these little crystal balls that show where their soul mate is
>hurry the fuck up god damn it
>I'm enjoying my breakfast when I hear some noise outside
>look out the front window
>there's half a dozen Bicorns on the sidewalk outside
>open the door and hear them nervously talking to each
>one of them sort of bows apologetically and says, "Sorry, the tracking orbs seem to be malfunctioning"
>the orbs are all pointing at my house
>specifically me
>"Nope, they're not wrong. Get the fuck in here already."
>they share confused looks with one another
>decide to just simplify things
>march out there, walk side to side to show the arrows following me and then march up to them
>one by one grab them and pull them in for a deep kiss
>spank each of them on the ass and point at the open door
>"Now get the hell in there and get naked. Actually no, stay clothed. I want to strip each of you myself."
>watch as six giggling Bicorns rush into our home
>silently offer gratitude to whichever monster girl created those weird orbs
>then I march inside, slam the door shut and drop my pants to squeals of delight
>somewhere a former stinky NEET Lilim sneezes while snuggling with her husband

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Reminder to stop being sad
If you're sad, a cupid will record your crying and play it during eros training videos
They have an overabundance of hag volunteers now so please don't be sad anymore, they're becoming harder to contain.

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>>45230340
theirs, our world is a shithole

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>>45231175
How to get a eros amazoness sent after me?

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>>45231175
>slow pans
>black & white camera
>arms of an angel playing the background
they don't mix it up very much

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Would there be any realistic way to make a Monster Girl stop taking an interest in you? Like, I get there’s someone for everyone, but what if you just constantly was an ass, even after getting raped? Like you were just never agreeable or kind or interesting?

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>>45231256
no

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>>45230996
My succubus wife has a complex about her lack of a tail or horns. Or seduction magic for that matter.

I try to reassure her, tell her that it's the monster on the inside that counts and I love her without magic.

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>>45231256
Be gay and alp yourself.

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>>45231175
>so please don't be sad anymore
I can't promise something like that

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>>45231256
Like anon said are you gay? Like you see a big booty monster girl and your first thought is naw I’m gonna be a complete asshole and not tap that.

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>>45231317
>Like anon said are you gay?
sometimes

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>>45231175
I'm not sad. Just filled with overwhelming feelings of self loathing and inadequacy.

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Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

instead, beware the coming of Fall, ogres are going to break out their most dangerous techniques.
Sweaters and tight jeans.

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>>45231344
i'll be fine.
just as long as i dont see any foxes in loose fitting sweatpants and a hoodie...

[Anonymous No.]

>>45231317
In English please, not nigger speak

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>>45231340
>hags go feral and start frothing at the mouth

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[Anonymous No.]

>>45231317
Nah. I just like annoying Monsters.

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>>45231413
What can be done about elves?

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>>45231490
domesticate them

[Anonymous No.]

>>45231490
marry them

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>>45231360
You see a monster girl with a voluptuous bottom and you’re go to is I’m just gonna be a doofus and ignore her, Good night to you fine gentleman.

[Anonymous No.]

I lost to a Fox............................. in Street Fighter 2 Turbo at the arcade after class. It was embarrassing and I had to give her my pack of skittles but at least I didn't lose my virginity to her, I never put that up for wager.

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>>45231490
>Piles on the clothing to hide her magic tattoo
>Appears on the outside anyway whenever she uses magic or gets horny

[Anonymous No.]

>>45231490
Impregnate them. Especially the large breasted chocolate ones who have womb tattoos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45229198
fairy asses are clean and full of fairy dust that tastes like sugar so yes i would drink fairy ass tea

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>>45230790
sounds nice