Monster Girl Thread

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Bound to win.

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>>45282349

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wish a monster would hit me with a folding chair(demon silver)

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This is Ms. hebi, say something nice about her

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If portals open up will mu plushie collection also scare off the Monster Girls like real Girls?
Will I be safe?

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>>45282349
>wife is a pro wrestler in the Mamono Wrestling Federation
>she's a face character
>you're constantly getting kidnapped by heels for content
>used in lieu of a briefcase for a ladder match, hanging over the arena while your wife fights her opponent

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>>45282386
I wonder if the "Heel to Face" Arc will involve it being revealed that the fearsome Mino-tear actually has her husband being held hostage, hence why she's doing all these awful things so she can get him back.

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>>45282379
She's fun to tease

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>>45282386
>hanging over the arena while your wife fights her opponent
>they give you popcorn to help you pass the time
>flying chair knocks your popcorn out of your hands
>make a "Oh..." sound in disappointment
>match ends as wife piledrives opponent through the floor so she can tend to you

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How do you want your waifus tongue, anon?

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>>45282435
Forked.

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>>45282409
>"I know you got your reasons for doing what you do, Silver Tiger, but I got mine too!"
>"Whatever reason you have, Tear, it can't be more important than love!"
>"That's where you're wrong... Tiger..."
>"What?!"
>"You think you're the only one to fail to protect your husband? I was weak, and he paid the price. But I'm getting stronger! And he'll be back in my arms soon enough!"
>"Mino, I would never come between a monster and her husband! If your man is in trouble, I can-"
>"You don't understand, stripes! The mamono that have him, they're strong. Real strong. You wouldn't stand a chance."
>"Maybe not alone, but together we can-"
>"Not so fast!"
>two griffon sisters known as the man hoarders, the most powerful and hated heels in the federation, walk out of the entrance opposite Mino Tear
>"You're not thinking about going back on our deal, are you, beefcake?"
>"It'd be a real shame if something happened to that cute little boy toy of yours~ I heard he likes milk, and I've been feeling so backed up lately..."
>"You bitches! You won't get away with this!"
>"Mino! Now's our chance! Join me! We can do this, together!"
>"I- I can't..."
>"You can! Take my claw!"
>"Hmph. Guess I've got no choice. Let's tenderize these turkeys!"
>epic tag team match ensues as the crowd goes wild

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>>45282359
>By gawd, she's gonna kill him!
>Is that... It is! She's bouncing off the ropes to build speed for the Waifu's Elbow!
>It's bloodbath! That man is getting raped so hard once they're in their locker room!

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>>45282489
I came for the wrestling but stayed for the story

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>>45282489
Never forget that in 1998 the Udder-Taker threw Anon 16 ft off Hell in a Cell into the announcer's table

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Gonna stand in the middle of Monster girl city wearing a shirt that says "Pre marital sex is cool"

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>>45282594
careful anon, monsters love funny shirts

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Who is your favourite monster girl CHARACTER from a writefag/fanfiction/oc?

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Molest elf ears.

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>>45282615
I'm gonna wear a shirt that says on both sides "Harlot for Holstaurs" with an arrow that points to my head.

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>>45282435
Long, thick, soft, and excessively slimy holstaur tongue

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>>45282647
Have you ever been licked by a cow? Their tongues are CRAZY ROUGH.

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>>45282653
Mamono mana is amazing thing, isn't it?
All the length, strength of an actual cow tongue, but soft, slimy, and lewd!

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>>45282385
bogiebait

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>>45282626
i don't normally bogie but i rather liked that beatrice/beatrix? side character
guide, relationship counselor and plot device

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>>45282435
Wights are the apex MG. She has a nice normal tongue for nice normal kisses, but if I ever want a long sticky nubbed ghoul tongue for tonguejob blowjobs, she can just make one as good as if not better than the real thing with pure ectoplasm.

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>>45282615
Imagine a cow that never grew.

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>>45282694
who/what story?

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>>45282615
>Hellhound sees my Burzum Shirt

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>>45282724
oh i don't remember. some unlucky manticore and a carnival
some alraune with a nasty personality too

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I love bogies

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Anyone got that one greentext with the manticore scaring a human real bad?

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>>45282694
>>45282742
Pleasure Park, by Legend of the Dog Faced Woman
https://archiveofourown.org/works/46296838

And that didn't make me consider bogies. It did make me reassess soldier beetles, though.

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>>45282750
Gotta be more precise.

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To avoid bogies get a loft bed, and have a cluttered closest.
Or sleep under the bed so Bogie can hide under it.

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Eat veggie burgers to avoid hellwan thievery.

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>>45282832
I think you mean Bogeys. Not sure about good Bogie avoidance tactics.
>>45282855
Now you get Greenworm thievery.

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>>45282818
Yeah Bianca, the bogie from that one, was pretty good
>>45282626
Petropa, the vampire mom from journey of the magi, is very memorable

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I want to get kidnapped by a bunch of Momsters who arrange for me to marry their Dorkster daughters in a bid to cure them of their Dorkish tendencies. I have no intention of curing them. I want them to argue before every weekly D&D session over who gets to have me sit in their lap this week for our minimum 11 hour long session. I'm going to sit on the back porch and watch them "duel" for the right to determine who gets to lay with their head in my lap while we watch shitty SciFi movies every movie night.

>stinky NEET Lilim who only bathes if I carry her to the bathtub and scrub her clean myself and pouts when I don't allow her to stay up for six days straight streaming a no-companions, no-healing, no-currency, melee-only, rape-your-husband-on-stream-every-time-you-die playthrough of Fallout 2
>cringe goth Wight who makes me proofread her fan fiction and brags about how well her Harry Potter/Sword Art Online/Scooby Doo fan fiction is being received it's not even though it is rather good
>chuuni tomboy Dorkpire who makes me watch her do martial arts in the backyard every morning which is closer to flailing and shouting HEEYAH than anything else but it's good exercise for her so I encourage it
>awkward otaku Ryu who drags me off on a regular basis to help carry home new figurines and manga but goes on her own to certain Cons and hopes that I don't notice all the lovey-dovey, hand-holding, true-love, gentle breeding hentai doujinshi she's been stockpiling underneath the bathroom sink
>recovering hikki Ochimusha who insists that she must stay in the house all day long to protect against assassins and whose hand I have to hold whenever we get more than 25 feet away from the house when I force her to go out with us...purely for my protection of course

Just wait until my Momsters-in-law realize that I'm not doing anything to cure the Dorks and instead they find themselves with Dorksters AND GrandDorksters!

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>>45282750
>"Ufufufu, look at this scared little boy here."
>"What's that? You heard us manticores are man-eaters?"
>She slides up close to you.
>"Hmpf, it's all true, and yes, you've met your doom right here."
>She brings her claw up to your chin, holding your face up.
>She gives you a sinister smiles, showing off her teeth.
>"But, I'm one of the nice ones. I'll let you choose how you want to be devoured alive."
>"I can suck you up into my tail and devour you that way."
>"I can inject with you a poison that shrinks you down, and I can take you down in a single gulp like a breakfast sausage."
>"Or... perhaps you're a masochist, and you want me to just rip into you like a wild beast, shredding your flesh while you scream for mercy."
>She grabs you by your shirt.
>"So what will it be meat?!"
>Her sinister grin turns to a hostile expression.
>In the trees nearby, you hear a blood-curdling scream and pleas for help as if someone else is getting torn apart alive.
>"Well!!! HOW DO YOU WANT TO DIE?!"
>Her patience rapidly wears thin as you start to stammer and cry.
>In one quick motion, she knocks you upside the head.
[INTERMISSION]
>Waking up in a room sometime later, you're on a bed and surrounded by an arrangement of plushies big and small.
>You're restrained to the bed with cuffs and completely nude.
>The manticore enters the room.
>"Oh? It seems my meal is finally awake."
>"Good, I was worried I'd have to eat you while you were asleep."
>"It's just not as fun when the prey is unconscious."
>"So where were we?"
>"Ah yes, I decided I'd eat you with my tail."
>She straddles you and positions her tail to "your tail."
>You hear those same blood-curdling screams again, but they're quieter, and they seem to be coming from a pair of speakers.
>Something, something, you get "eaten alive."

[Anonymous No.]

Remember to look out for early signs of mad holst desiese in your wife. Symptoms include enlarged breasts, increased thickness, growing of horns and cow tails, excessive lactation, and mooing.

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one of your ancestors made a pact with the forces of darkness promising the soul of the first one of his descendants who met some occult criteria in exchange for power in ages past
>fast forward a few thousand years
>the deal was completely lost to history
>turns out you're the one who meets the criteria
>you get woken up in the middle of the night by some weird magic noises
>there's a loli goat demon sitting on your chest
>she informs you that this contract says she legally owns your soul and that means you're married now
>make with the dick, onii-chan

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>>45282895
where can i buy this?

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What if I told a monster girl that someone want to marry her and the exact location of the man. But I lied and I hide myself so she can't find me?

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>>45282735
I have an intense desire for Burzum listening hellhound to burn down chief god churches with me.

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>No kuu soldier beetle to narrate the life of julius caesar in a monotone voice to me

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>>45282950
>"No, you cannot have my soul. I do not consent."
>"You cannot take someone's soul if they don't consent. That's the rules."
>She tries to explain the deal, spouting off some nonsense.
>"I don't care if some whackjob cut a deal with you hundreds of years ago. It doesn't matter. The rules state you cannot bargain someone else's soul."
>"I know you've been waiting for this for awhile. I realize it took a lot of your power to get here, but I'm sorry. I'm just not gonna give up my soul like that."
>She starts to tear up and cry
>"Look, I understand you've been through a lot. It's a tad late. You're welcome to spend the night. I have a blow-up mattress and some extra blankets and pillows you can sleep on. And hey, we can order pizza or something. So please don't be sad."
>"C'mon, let's get you settled in for the night, okay?"
>You sit her down on the couch and begin to prep the mattress for her tonight.

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>>45283004
Nobody gets hurt tho right?

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>>45283004
Allegedly burn down churches.

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>>45283011
Hello... and welcome to the History of Rome.

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I don't normally go for lolis but Baphomets get me going real hard for some reason. I'd happily marry a Baphomet and give her two hundred daughters. I would expect some bigamy to be happening. Maybe with a Demon, Pyrow or Lilim as the second wife so I get some oppai to bury my face in.

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>>45283011
Soldier beetles are complete history nerds but don't assume they all are into rome.
A nest could have a whole host of interests.
I've met soldier beetles who are big into the sengoku jidai, the three kingdoms, the british empire, the crusades etc.
That's not even getting started on the demon realm history stuff.
Just put a historical documentary on and watch as the kuu beetles all shuffle in, forming neat rows so everyone can see, making soft "oohs" and "aahs", sharing some apple slices, having an educational time.

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>>45283085
Baphos know oppai magic so you dont have to worry

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i desire a failure of lim to make her go out and clean her everyday and make her less of a dirty neet basically being her butler that make her better

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You talk big but what are you going to do when the soldier beetles kettle you - forming an inpenetrable wall of chitin around your position?

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>>45283145
I want my Baphomet wife to be all natural. I want my short, flat, cute demon goat wife and I want my tall, buxom, beautiful Demon/Pyrow/Lilim wife. Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.

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>>45283201
>girl failure lilim starts to get her life together
>throws away her trash
>does her dishes
>learns how to do laundry and cook
>bathes more than once a week
>even gets a part time job without any help from her mom
>uses the money of her first paycheck to take Anon out on a date

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>>45283085
Miss Baph can be your succubus; she's got tons of outfits for that kind of play.

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elf portal when

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>>45283201
This, but kiki instead.

The idea of a dirty kiki that lives in filth, doesn't bathe, and has no motivation like a loser NEET is hot. So contrary to their species. Building her up, and turning her into a wonderful wife and mother would be very rewarding.

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Post black harpies please!

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>>45283369

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Blarpies are best bird

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>>45283387
>Steals your phone
>Steals your car keys
>Steals your virginity
>Steals your heart

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>>45283369
Classic
https://files.catbox.moe/r9wj0s.jpg

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Have you prayed today?

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Is any one else just not really interested in lewd drawfaggotry? I wanna see monstergirls looking cool and sexy, but when I look through the fanart gallery I just feel nothing.

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What would happen if I swore in front of a titania?

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>>45283563
She'll start using the word without realizing the meaning.

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>>45283582
>"And so any way, after that she brought us some freshly baked cakes with cream as a 'thank you'! Haha, she really is a niggerfaggot."

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>>45283309
My mons will ALL be in latex suits round the clock, especially slimes who can take advantage of the form fitting airtight nature and let loose. Latex for slimes is like baggy clothes for all other species in that regard.

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>>45283057
Allegedly stabbed her cheshire bandmate in the head 36 times with a demon silver knife

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>>45283524
>Fagicore
>Niggerhound
No thanks

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>>45283677
stretch out your undead

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>>45283690
Oh yes I will stretch them alright

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>>45283690
Not big enough

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>>45283794
big undead?

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>>45283839
>Normal skin color
Gross she looks all alive and shit

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>>45283853
spooky

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i want a mama fox so badly

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dead thread

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>>45284144
thats right, the undead run this joint

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>>45284144
How do you call someone a cuddlebug in dragon speak?

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>>45284199
greenwurm

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We all know what happens if you cry in hagville but what happens if you cry in dragonia?

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Post your wildest hellhounds please!

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>>45283839
GOOD FUCKING LORD

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>>45283684
>Faggicore
Imagine telling a manticore that you are into men
>she puts her tail between her legs
>"me too dude, let's dock!"

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Welcome to the rice fields

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>>45284391
>when the jungle starts speaking Vietnamese and the bushes leak weird fluids

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Short haired succ

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Give me your most powerful hags

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>>45284414

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>>45284391
Mugiwara no Raiju

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>>45284414

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>>45284424
>>45284532
Extremely powerful
I cannot hope to win

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>>45284424
>>45284532
He said most powerful, not bustiest

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>>45284552
Power is stored in the breasts

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>>45284552
Cup size = power. KC's loli tendencies be damned.

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>>45284552
>>45284565
big power

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>>45284532
Made for deep stomach bulging womb penetration. Just a little too saggy for my tastes though, I'll just have to keep fucking them until mamono mana makes them a little bit perkier.

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>>45284568
>Baphs absolutely seething

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>>45284565
>>45284568
This is false. It's a debuff

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>>45284578
Bapho-chan, please go back to working on the MGE-Earth portal

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Hag saggers are extremely powerful

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>>45282615
>funny shirts
funny cause i actually just thought of a silly monster shirt today.
>megahag fox wearing a shirt that says:
>"i am aware
>of the effect
>i have on
>human boys"
>but her breasts cause most of the text to be hidden
>to others it just says "human boys"
>the human boys, however, are short enough to read the full thing.

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>megahag walking with a short boy
>"you just know" comments everywhere they go

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>>45284568
If they were weak they wouldn't control the army, academia, medicine, and the media. Cowtit cope lmao.

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>>45284724
Meds.

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>>45284727
Imagine having schizo baph gf and discovering one day that she's behind all the absurd legends about baphomets, while in reality they are simple goat girls.

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>>45284727
Courtesy of the world's greatest doctor.

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>>45284747
Where are her feet, calves and underwear.

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>>45284724
>and the media
Freudian slip. They need propaganda to convince us that cutting boards are more attractive than massive milktruck tits.

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>>45284724
And yet they don’t control men’s hearts the way huge milky titties do.

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>>45284724
Baphos got fat asses to compensate for being flatter than a board.

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Is elf milk good for you?

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>>45284724
Move out booblet and make room for a real bapho

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>>45284812
No

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>>45284818
What's your source on that one?

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>>45284806
I love baphobutts! I love baphobutts a lot!

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>>45284824
My fox wives

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>>45284839
fox news is fake news

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>Barfomet
You must be this tall to be taken seriously

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I shall now return to monke.

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>>45285484
i return to crab

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>>45284834
This image bothers me. Baphomets are GOATS, so they should have cloven hooves. Those are basically horse feet.

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>>45285484
>>45285490
Keeps keep evolving into crabs, so where's the crab monkey, huh?

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It's not even about sex or my hatred for 3D now , it's about building a family in a nice and respectful society.

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>>45285592
Building a family needs sex though.
Lots and lots of passionate baby-making sex

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>>45285517
theyre called spiders

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>>45285602
Yes that's a nice bonus

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>>45283494
Images like that do exist. But you won't find them here.

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>>45283494
How's this for cool, fool? Stay in school!

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>>45283494
>look at me, I want to engage in an erotic fetish but without porn
>I'm such a special snowflake, give me updoots

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>>45284414

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>>45285627
Before monster girls these were just called fantasy races.

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>>45283494
I try to make a point of collecting some pics of girls who are more scary than horny. Don't get me wrong, I like a lewd spider as much as anyone, but at my core I'm interested in spiders because I'm scared of them, and you need some scariness for that.
But I've also definitely got some big booba pics I just saved because booba.

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SUCTION

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>>45285639
Wigger manticore.

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>>45285639
Kinda want art of "fuck you leatherman" but with a hellhound and a jinko

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>>45285627
Are they really 'just' an 'erotic fetish' tho? Sure that's a part of it, but pic rel is just infinitely cooler and nicer to look at than "poor-to-averagely drawn profile girl sicks dick again"

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>>45285687
porforever draws a lot of non erotic art.

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>>45285708
See this picture would be really cool if the girl part of the spider had as much detail as the fucking brick wall behind her.

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bulli 'manders.

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>>45285687
Telling everyone how you don't want to see porn of monster girls is essentially our version of virtue signalling. Even dumber when you consider that it's what we post here all day anyway, being on a blue board and all.

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hag heart pupils

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>>45285844
Nigger don't dictate to me what I'm doing.

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>>45285882
I can call you out on being a faggot and you can't do anything about it, sorry.

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>>45282950
God that would be great

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>>45285890
>sorry.
I forgive you

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>>45283013
>she points out that as your ancestor's descendant, your soul is part of theirs and therefore they could consent in your name
>spousal rape ensues
onii-chan tried to be clever but it wasn't enough...

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Look at the cute bat she found

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Spooky times in the land of the cats.

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>>45285943
>>>/trash/

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If she can't speak proto-japonic she is too young.

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>>45285953
I will only accept her if she speaks horribly broken engrish, then I can make fun of her every day

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My ancestors you said?

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>>45285959
She did study "English" briefly, shortly before Normans came. But it is all the same, right? She is surprisingly good at Homeric Greek though.

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>>45285925
>dorkpire neet minding her own business in her mansion
>there's a knock at her door
>she looks out the window
>sabbath recruiters
>oh, hell no
>she's gonna pretend she's not home
>they just walk in anyway
>panic time
>they're getting closer
>there's nowhere to hide
>out of desperation she turns into bat form
>baph is disappointed she missed out on a new member
>they said she never leaves why wasn't she there?
>at least her new pet is super cute though

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>>45283582
>>45283589
>titania shouts the new word she learned from anon at the pharaoh

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>"Where are all the other shrine maidens?"
>"Just the two of us, I'm afraid. We're not one of those big city shrines. Barely even a small country shrine, really"

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>>45286091
>feel your rival is in great danger
>on the way to her house see a gang of sabbath members and a crying bat
>honestly i'd be crying too if i was in her position
>desperate times call for desperate measures
Oi! Do yous got a loicens' for that bat?
>as they stammer in confusion and try to think of a reply, grab the bat (gently) from their hands and into yours
Sorrey, I's gotta hand 'er to the propa authorities, carry on chaps
>sprint to your rival's home with her in bat form in your hands, thinking of how to put "we both did something embarrassing today so let's never speak of this again, also you owe me half of a pizza since i saved your shut in ass from social interaction" in a more diplomatic way that she'll understand
>oh, the things one must do to maintain ones' rivalries

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>>45286004
googly eyed children incoming.

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>>45286057
anon, theres 3 different englishes, you have old english which is pronounced like icelandic but the words are spell in welsh, middle english is that but now pronounced in french and then modern english is now is french german

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>>45286289
Kill yourself french surrender monkey

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>>45286448
Based francophobe schizoanon
someone is going to get FROGGED post-portals

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>>45286466
I'm American, I don't speak your inhumane language, filthy french frog.
I don't understand why I'm the only one who try to get rid of this white flag maggot. Other anons should do the same.

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the only type of monsters i desire are the mobfaced ones, its the only type that are perfect for me.

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>>45286576
>>45286448
aren't the french not full blown revulotionaries?
like if they gov tries anything that the french don't like the french would burn their gov down

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>>45286652
No, they are weak pathetic non humans.

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>>45286672
sounds like "mordern" mutts

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>>45286683
Go back to /pol/ where everyone make fun of you stupid french nigger

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Men only want one thing and it's disgustingly wholesome

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u get wife but shes a creepy old hag monster who rarely leaves her houuse

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>>45286289
That's the joke.

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>>45283787
A noble goal.

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>>45286776
Don't give you to this nigger

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>>45286776
and english is the language of poets, greek is the language of tragedy

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>>45286738
Relatable wife.

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I want a Bapho from the Heretical Onee San order to portal into my room and sweep me off my feet. I need a hero!

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>>45286576
I'm not the frog and I don't speak that shitty language, I just find it funny that you are so mad about him, when he's one of the least harmful pests here.
Like really, he just moans about femdom or some other nonsense, gets called out and then reverts to being apologetic and promises to shut up.

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>>45286918
That and I hope she's so old she can speak Sumerian fluently. I'd love to get into arguments with her about how Ea-Nasir was actually a fine copper merchant, and discuss old Babylonian magic and ritual practice with her.

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>>45286926
>being against femdom
>not wanting a smug snout looking down on you
disgusting. And ironic how much the thread loves femdom despite hating women

[Anonymous No.]

>>45286926
I shouldn't be classified as a pest (IMO)

[Anonymous No.]

>>45286926
You're defending a french faggot and a shitposter, you must be Mick.
>45286980
KYS

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[Anonymous No.]

>KYS

[Anonymous No.]

>>45287034
no, im not gay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45284812
Elf milk tastes a little bit like the way freshly cut grass smells and induces strong feelings of neediness and want in the imbiber. It's fairly nutritious, and I've heard unsubstantiated rumors that it's good for your skin to drink it for long periods of time, though apparently it makes it hard to grow facial hair.

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>>45287034
Kiss Your Shog, yes

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[Anonymous No.]

>>45285490
crab size may vary.

[Anonymous No.]

no danuki posting, not a sniff of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45287034
>playing an online game
>wisp tells my to kill myself
>respond "yes mommy"
>we both sit there in silence

[Anonymous No.]

>>45287149
its a breath of fresh air

[Anonymous No.]

>>45287170
What happens if you accidentally call Haku-sensei mommy?

[Anonymous No.]

wurm milk is the onl right choice of mil
it puts hair on our chest, makes you grow taller and coupled with weightlifting, it allows you to grow way stronger and have bigger muscles and have your tendons to keep up with our muscle growth

[Anonymous No.]

>>45287149
It's funny how quickly that retard became irrelevant and forgotten and it's only other subhumans trying to bring him back now

[Anonymous No.]

>>45287195
>accidentally call your teacher mom
>asks you to stay after class

[Anonymous No.]

mere salad dodger

[Anonymous No.]

>>45287203
>actually get detention and you have to tell her why you called her that

[Anonymous No.]

>>45287222
>"um, yeah, I'll take three dormouse, a side of salad and some diet wonder cola please."

[Anonymous No.]

>>45287222
perfect woman

[Anonymous No.]

Good morning thread. It's sunday, and as I sit and refine my mg wife's backstory I'd really love if some of you guys could tell me some stuff about your own monster girl OC's.

What's she look like? What's her personality? How'd you meet her? Where's she from? What's your relationship to her? Etc.

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>>45287228
Ms. Haku is going to make her students cry doing things like that

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>>45287242
I met my bogie angel wife in clown college, i was studying to be a clown landsknect, niche I know. i was just a freshman and I was in the cafeteria eating alone when I saw alone her as well, so I decided, fuck it imma talk to her. we hit it off quite well

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>>45287249
what if she likes the tears......

[Anonymous No.]

Are Jiangshi the fastest undead?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjPB3a2t1vk

[Anonymous No.]

>>45287275
... meanie...

[Anonymous No.]

>>45287034
>having a yandere wisp wife and never knowing if she's saying kys or kiss

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[Anonymous No.]

mommy dommy kiki with a big booty

[Anonymous No.]

I thought of a fun game called "let's count how many pics in this thread are just human women with long ears"

Take me back to when this place was about monster girls and not just a bunch of people blogging about how they want to get shota spelled and mommy dommed

[Anonymous No.]

mommy dommy elf with long ears

[Anonymous No.]

lizard

[Anonymous No.]

>>45287427
Magnificent, but salamanders aren't technically lizards they're amphibians

[Anonymous No.]

>>45287434
yeah but they're not on fire either

[Anonymous No.]

>>45287434
Real life salamanders are amphibians, fantasy salamanders are often depicted as fiery reptiles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45287423
wow. imagine being shota spelled and mommy dommed by this long-eared elf

[Anonymous No.]

>>45287458
id let her breast feed me while saying 'here comes the elf-o-plane' before putting the nipple in my mouth

[Anonymous No.]

>>45287310
Maybe on a species level, but individually there's this crazy Lich with a crowbar who knows how to "accelerated backwards crouch hop" and she uses that to slam her butt into her husband's face from 100 kilometers away which she clears in seconds. Jiangshi bhop simply can't compete

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>>45287458
intentionally being cancer to annoy someone is still being cancer

[Anonymous No.]

>>45287417
Be the change you want to see. Post pics you like instead of complaining that nobody posts pics you like

[Anonymous No.]

>>45287472
>cancer
This general can't have a cancer because it's already dead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45287485
cancer can still exist without the host body if there's sufficient nutrients
real bastard of a thing

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine Salamander(fire type lizard) meeting Salamander(water type amphibian). What sort of shenanigans would they be up to?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45287417
based.
>>45287242
Em, yeah, my wife is a little kitty who leads the northern garrison of the cat city to guard against the hordes of hel.that roam the steppes beyond.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45287496
unlike me, who can't exist without the sufficient nutrients of my momsters tit milk

[Anonymous No.]

>>45287458
I know this is a joke post made with the intent to annoy someone, but god damn that is one motherly elf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45287482
I am one person, i can't force +50 braindead coomers to expand their topic of conversation between fat milkers and mommy domming from women with ears that are slightly longer than normal

[Anonymous No.]

>>45287515
But you sure are able to complain instead of doing anything positive

[Anonymous No.]

>>45287482
I am one person, i can't force +50 braindead coomers to expand their topic of conversation beyond fat milkers and mommy domming from women with ears that are slightly longer than normal

[Anonymous No.]

>>45287528
sure can throw a childish tantrum about it. maybe you're not so different

[Anonymous No.]

>>45287434
>>45287452

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>>45287523
You assume I never attempted to do anything positive but I have, several times, but like i told you since it's not about long eared big titty older woman hitting you with a shota spell and mommy dom combo it never builds traction.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45287555
Oh, I see. You're another shitty writer who gets pissy his garbage greentexts don't get (you)s and wants to take it out on the thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>45287555
is it the bicorn stuff? i don't really care for that

[Anonymous No.]

>>45287554
This is definitely one of them porters. Keep on keeping on and all that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45287554
squish that tail

[Anonymous No.]

>>45287555
You've been hurt and are offended and I get that, but you don't need to be. The number of (You)s you get here are not a reflection on your worth as a human being.

[Anonymous No.]

Bro what goin on?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45287538
calling this place what it is isn't a tantrum

>>45287569
>try and be the change you want to see, then
>except not that thing, THAT thing doesn't count
you're wrong but it's still funny the way your retarrded lizard brain works

[Anonymous No.]

>>45287597
some anons with mommy issues getting buttblasted about momdom

[Anonymous No.]

>>45287597
Marrying someone from a lower social class, that's what! It's an outrage! A scandal!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45287596
i don't give a shit about (You)'s. i just want discussion here that's not the same 10 recycled posts about mommy domm'd by hags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45287597
Schizo Mick is seething as usual

[Anonymous No.]

>>45287555
You can also attach hellhounds to it, that works.
But I like posts that try more. it beats short resolution fluff greentexts, the recent kind that are unironic porn, and eros but X.
For a while the shitposters had a very good tactic to shut it down where anything that wasn't this just got told to read the setting. But you can write what you want anon. I'll read it, especially if it isn't based on fluff or porn.

[Anonymous No.]

Need milkies from dommy mommy

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[Anonymous No.]

>>45287616
Yet that's all you seem to be interested in talking about. Curious!
This rattles the snek.

[Anonymous No.]

ELF'D

[Anonymous No.]

>>45287628
Dommy mommy Holst

[Anonymous No.]

>>45287634
The famous beaches of Silent Hill?

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>>45287648
You're treading new ground here, anon. Has anyone considered this before?

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>>45287641
what's curious is the fact that i'm anonymous yet you seem to know which posts in this thread are mine. yeah, this is what i'm interested in talking about now, but nothing else is going on here. you have no idea what i was talking about earlier in the thread or last thread or the thread before that.

>cue the schizo "actually I DO know what you were talking about last thread because you're that one guy who posts all the things I don't like"

[Anonymous No.]

>>45287485
>it's already dead.
If it's so dead, then why do you still stay here concern trolling?

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[Anonymous No.]

Ymmod Ymmom

[Anonymous No.]

>>45287686
Whaddya call this kind of sleeve?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45287670
What do you want anon? You want us to try draw monster girls? Worldbuild?

[Anonymous No.]

i apologize for the disruption i caused. i'm unhappy about this place but complaining won't fix it. i'm just going to read fanfics.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45287670
well yeah. you're far too catty and self-absorbed to suffer it otherwise

[Anonymous No.]

Mommbee dommbee

[Anonymous No.]

>>45287698
I wonder if you'd be happier somewhere else entirely.

[Anonymous No.]

Nekopara got me fucked up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45287704
So much sweet stuff in the diet

[Anonymous No.]

>>45287704
the royal jelly

[Anonymous No.]

>>45287698
>im unhappy about this place
What's wrong with it?

[Anonymous No.]

Getting a nanny/wetnurse because you got your three mg adventuring companions pregnant on the road. Getting the wetnurse pregnant too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45287725
When I want to talk about killing all Monsters for the glory of the Emperor people don't praise me for my genius cross fic

[Anonymous No.]

>>45287704
>Anon you're going to BEE adopted

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>>45287698
even your apologies are self-serving

[Anonymous No.]

>>45287737
Narcissism is a hell of a drug, wish there was a cute

[Anonymous No.]

Please stop arguing and doomposting you're going to make her cry even more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45287737
>acknowledging my impotence is self-serving
okay bud.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45287745
Dumb bitch

[Anonymous No.]

which pest is it this time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45287749
>>45287749
Never think you're impotent. You can post what you want and ignore the spergs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45287734
Your emperor is a faggot and will alp.

[Anonymous No.]

Let's talk about ZA GEIZAH

[Anonymous No.]

i wanna marr my holst wetnurse whos still with me for some reason

[Anonymous No.]

>>45287698
>>45287749
Get a rail spike lobotomy, I hear those work wonders for mental health.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45287749
It's self-serving because you act like there is something wrong with the thread and it's not just you throwing a tantrum because people post what you don't like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45287756
Seems to be a 40k fag possibly but that’s really it, probably just your basic troll you get once in awhile.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45287770
i said that i'm personally unhappy with the thread, not that there's something objectively wrong with the thread. your problem is you can't read.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45287765
Well, to expand earlier on my backstory from earlier, I envision that the city of cats is a city state where they worship bastet. It's rather small, borders the sea, and is rather jingoistic. Of course they treat non cats as second class citizens and they're locked in a brutal war against the undead. I haven't really thought through who else they will fight or the greater details of it but I plan on keeping a western aesthetic when I actually make it.

[Anonymous No.]

Mummy dommy

[Anonymous No.]

>>45287704
>I Got Transported To Another World And Now I'm The Adoptive Son-Husband Of The Queen Of A Hive Of Beautiful Oversized Bee Women?!?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45287608
"Accidentally" impregnating the maid is an aristocratic tradition
>every nobleman gets into an affair with his maid
>usually ends in pregnancy and a "secret" marriage
>In order to compete female aristocrats begin dressing and acting like maids
>maid training becomes standardized for every girl
>entire female social structure of the kingdom is based around who can be the best maid to secure a husband
>everything is maid

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[Anonymous No.]

>>45287764
In some cultures a wet nurse is considered to be a second mom to the child she nurses and basically functions as an aunt or stepmom. It's possible to marry your wet nurse

[Anonymous No.]

do stories get deleted from TFT often? can't seem to find the stories i wanted to re-read.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45287805
>Still has non human features
Why tho? Does she really think she’s fooling anybody?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45287807
would it be common for single monster wetnurses to get the anon that they breastfed?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45287764
Holstaurs are monogamous as far as breastfeeding goes. They'll only do it for the One.
Of course, "professional" holstaur "wetnurses" don't tell the parents of the kids they nurse this.

[Anonymous No.]

This is your brain on mofu. Any questions?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45287832
I'm sure they'd do it for mamano children platonically

[Anonymous No.]

>>45287848
Such ears on this creature.

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[Anonymous No.]

I really hope the next year these threads will be better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45287832
what about kiki wetnurses?

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[Anonymous No.]

>>45287888
this is a dragon that i would marry, that face is perfect and cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>45287877
why would they randomly get better?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45287877
Year of the rabbit wasn't that lucky. Dragons better make it right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45287877
By next year I hope to have gone full fledged into making models of mge girls and animating them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45287877
Tell us what you don't like so we know which pest you are

[Anonymous No.]

how do you protect yourself against fox ears?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45287909
Femdom

[Anonymous No.]

>>45287930
surely, if you try to rub the inner ear fluff they'll recoil and cover their heads, giving you that split second chance to disengage and run

[Anonymous No.]

>>45285761
pregnate 'obbits

[Anonymous No.]

>>45287885
Those are also great

[Anonymous No.]

>45286004
Eh...monster girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45287964
Fucking asshole I don’t want to scroll through the whole damn thread to see who you’re fucking responding to.

[Anonymous No.]

You have been captured by an extremely powerful Kakuen. She will let you go only if you defeat her in a rap battle!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45287957
>kiki nursemaid playing with her young master
>kid is absolutely hypnotized by her breasts

[Anonymous No.]

>>45287704
Those dont look like Bs to me, at least a C cup.
They'll be H cup by the time I'm done with the bee queen lady

[Anonymous No.]

>>45286264
If you're cold she's cold, put the bat in your mouth.

[Anonymous No.]

She's cheesed to meet you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45287979
It's your problem, lol.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45287979
bro, your ctrl+f???

[Anonymous No.]

>>45288028
Amazing isn't it?
The absolute fucking state of newfriends.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45287979
He doesn't recognize neco arc, lol.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45288006
She knows what effect her body has on his mind. Puberty will be a blast for both of them

[Anonymous No.]

>>45287964
>>45287979
>>45288021
>>45288028
>>45288035
That was over four hours ago. Let it go.

[Anonymous No.]

the roads are dangerous

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>>45288049
Good thing I'm more dangerous

[Anonymous No.]

>>45288045
the post i was replying to was actually 7 minutes ago, don't reply to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45288045
>let it go
no.

[Anonymous No.]

>Nyah?
>You want ME to be your mommy?
>pff... PFAHAHAHAHA
>Anon you can't be serious
>Lmao, imagine that, mommy cheshire and her cringe son anon
>...
>imagine if I did just breastfeed you right now, like a lol random based prank
>

[Anonymous No.]

legit cringe.

[Anonymous No.]

>Halt!
>I am the Forest Witch
>Only those with large juicy co-
>...
>You may enter the glade

[Anonymous No.]

>>45288069
I would take a mommy version of my girl if I had to, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

This is what 10-20 years of failed parentage does to a generation of men.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45288105
I try my best to stay out of it. You don't want to go too deep in and start doing the bidding of KC in hopes he creates the portals or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45288049
>your semen or your life!
>my women and I would like a word about your purse and your belongings...
>we'll have our pay... or we'll have our fun
>less talking, more raping!
>that's a nice head you have on your shoulders
>I WILL DRINK FROM YOUR COCK!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45288111
Pretty sure that post was about (You)

[Anonymous No.]

>>45288069
at least it's not the student who calls his haku teacher mom on accident

[Anonymous No.]

>>45288118
Nigga stop, i don't wanna play mount and blade today

[Anonymous No.]

>>45288118
It is almost mating season.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45288129
You will fight so the queen can feast on butter in Praven

[Anonymous No.]

>>45287222
>all you had to do was follow the god damn train, anon

[Anonymous No.]

sign the demom's certificate of adoption!
Let her make you cookies and kiss you on the cheek!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45288105
Don't you just love it, when you have to walk on eggshells because an internet crusader or a cuck can get his switch flipped?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45288049
damn the streets are so nice, I get free health potions fo rlife? since I get an eas cow healer? I'm sold

[Anonymous No.]

>>45288176
I accidentally adopted the demon instead

[Anonymous No.]

>>45288192
I got really alienated during the threads death to all cucks phase.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45288196
well yeah, minors can't sign legal documents

[Anonymous No.]

God some of you are literal stanleys, wanting to be put in a crib by a monster girl.
https://youtu.be/NGg_7OhyGCM?si=qRa3zBIfYXc2j3Ka

[Anonymous No.]

>>45288196
oh no?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45288146
>get your plundering interupted by a missive from Queen Harlaus
>says that she feels bad for giving herself the castle you just conquered, but she has a way to make it up to you
>enter the hall to find her splayed out on the table, slathered in butter
>opens her legs and tells you to get feasting
>defect to the Rhodoks and enjoy the fine Velucan silk sheets of Queen Graveth
>later known as Queen Gravid after you're done with her

[Anonymous No.]

>>45288212
Do you think they fuck once the camera crew is gone?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45288243
Maybe? Should watch the actual episode to find out the full truth of what the fuck is actually going on because I’ve only watched the parody version.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45288212
I know its fucking pathetic
Parents shouldn't have stopped beating their kids

[Anonymous No.]

>>45288272
back to the asbestos mines like grandpa woulda did

[Anonymous No.]

>>45288212
Most of the people who aren't failed men trapped in arrested development stopped coming here so yeah this is what you're left with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45288293
Are you telling me the waifufags haven't got their shit together?

[Anonymous No.]

wow he really doesn't like momdom does he

[Anonymous No.]

>>45288313
It's not that he has strong feelings one way or another, it's that he wants attention, any attention. This is the way of the troll.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45288212
You just fucking know there would be at leas some people like this after portals, with only difference that the momwife would be hot and not amerimutt hamplanet

[Anonymous No.]

>>45288319
probably wouldn't even be among the weirder options

[Anonymous No.]

Wonderland monster teacher x Young innocent student?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45288139
>trying to escort some holsts from one village to another
>they veer off for no reason and flee into the mountains, making it impossible to herd them out
>fail the quest and lose rapport with the village you promised to bring them too

[Anonymous No.]

>>45288278
Beats wageslaveing

[Anonymous No.]

>>45288313
I don't dislike light femdom/momdom. It's just annoying as fuck that it monopolizes discussion here and isn't even about monster girls. Shota shit irks me a lot more though when it's coming from a bunch of grown ass men.

Also, it's more than one person.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45288345
Miss Wock’s fat ass would break the damn teacher’s desk if she sat on it she is too damn big.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45288359
>It's just annoying as fuck that it monopolizes discussion here
Then I guess we need to install some kind of a femdom-o-meter and make sure nobody exceeds the daily quota, right? Nobody really gives a shit about your "irks" and we can't really afford to either, else the thread would be bogged down in fetish autism kvetching 10x worse than it already is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45288352
i await generations of feral holsts

[Anonymous No.]

Consent Day, Holiday made to get monsters to understand that consent is good, and that you do it before sex

[Anonymous No.]

>>45288383
All true. I don't wish for any of that either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45288313
>t.man baby

[Anonymous No.]

>>45288398
they gave me a cool shirt to celebrate, it says "i consent" on it

[Anonymous No.]

>>45288372
imagine all that ass jiggling while shes writing on the board or she is helping another student and you get her fat ass right in front of you...

[Anonymous No.]

>>45288408
Shog? Succubus? What is she?

[Anonymous No.]

How come femdom lovers are so damn weird? Like you never see this problem with dudes who like maledom?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45288434
just cycling through it today, eh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45288431
wife

[Anonymous No.]

I just told him it's more than one guy but he'll cling to his schizo delusions no matter what.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45288434
I don’t know if that is fully true, that the right word would probably be repetitive instead of weird because I will admit I am a little weird and I am into maledom or equals.

[Anonymous No.]

>Elves

[Anonymous No.]

>>45287427
I would give her the most mediocre battle of her life, but kiss her so she can't say no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45288431
Cheshire Shog, also known as a Chog

[Anonymous No.]

Monsters are only for anal sex. NO BREEDING.
>This is a broadcast message from the Order

[Anonymous No.]

>portals open
>meet your monster fu
>she picks you up
>princess carries you to her bed
>puts you down in it
>tucks you in
>kisses you on the forehead
>"Good night."

[Anonymous No.]

>>45288105
>>45288069
>akbah, the /jp/ monstergirl fetish people are posting about mommydom again. truly, the west has fallen

[Anonymous No.]

>>45288490
>Explosion in harpy population because their poopshoot is also their pussy

[Anonymous No.]

>>45288065
Chesh hags strike me as somewhat dangerous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45288498
Billions must breed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45288498
Bro how did it get so bad

[Anonymous No.]

>>45288514
Satan and his angels.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45288496
An unexpected twist of fate, but the bed is comfy so whatever

[Anonymous No.]

>>45288518
Don't forget jews

[Anonymous No.]

>>45288523
you can't be expected to perform without a hearty breakfast first

[Anonymous No.]

>>45288524
I sniff the musty gold filling scent of breathing creditors in the air.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45288212
wtf dude why do you watch this shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>45288524
Well it does bring those people up in revelations being one of Satan’s synagogues, but we’re in the monster girl thread so I won’t go any further than that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45288524
That's what the reptilians want you to think.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45288536
I find it funny.

[Anonymous No.]

When they said people need strong parental figures, I'm sure this is what they had in mind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45288536
Its a documentary about femdom relationships

[Anonymous No.]

>>45288552
gotta be a fairy

[Anonymous No.]

imma just suck on my wifes titties in peace then fall asleep on top of her

[Anonymous No.]

>>45288358
My dad was a miner and I can tell you perfectly honestly that it absolutely does not

[Anonymous No.]

>>45288555

[Anonymous No.]

>>45288434
>you never see this problem with dudes who like maledom
>you never see this problem
>you never see this problem
are you insane. two of our most prominent pests are anti-femdom schizos

[Anonymous No.]

>>45288501
Now that's just nasty

[Anonymous No.]

>>45288568
if you see the angle, why play the game?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45282435
probably about three times the length of a normal one, and probably forked

[Anonymous No.]

>>45288212
That's it. For the sake of our world I am going close the portals, Monster Girls only serve to bring the worst out of us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45288570
It's just part and parcel of harpy fucking life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45288434
Maledom has it's own issue where guys who are really into maledom tend to get weird about any girl having any autonomy at all. Doubly so for MGE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45288562
>>45288555
cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>45288576
No, fuck you. I'm gonna have normal anal sex with my black harpy wife and you cant stop me.
Double hole, cloaca or whatever is just disgusting and monster girls aren't disgusting.

[Anonymous No.]

Stop replying to the faggots and start reporting the bait.

It's just the mick and/or the discord faggots shitposting as usual and trying to cause infighting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45288599
>Stop replying to the faggots and start reporting the bait.
People are never going to stop relying to them and you know it.
People have told them to stop feeding the trolls for fucking years. There's a reason we are know to be the easiest thread to troll.

[Anonymous No.]

Me and and my Wife(demon) will both have jobs and have a equal amount of responsibility within the family, Marriage is a partnership so we'll always work together.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45288562
The life of a changeling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45288568
Dude i think there's more than two

[Anonymous No.]

u wake up in MGE but your twin sister is your monster wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>45288552
My life would be so much better if I had Amazoness mom raising me into a good househusband for my future wife (neighbors' daughter and my childhood friend)

[Anonymous No.]

Then here comes the incest, I bet you’re deformed as fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45288608
Source?

[Anonymous No.]

This is all proof that you are greenworm bait.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45288608
I... don't have a twin sister, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>recently hired a maid
>one of those Kikimora from on the other side of the portals
>house is pristine within 24 hours of her arriving
>contract requires her to be a live-in maid so I set her up in the room next to my office
>only issue is I'm unable to jerk off in peace now
>every time I'm in my office about to grab the tissues she pops in with snacks or to ask if I need anything or to just clean
>it's been two months and I feel like I'm going to explode
>as summer rolls around she switches to a new uniform
>the skirt is just short enough for me to get glimpses of her thighs
>try to avoid looking but find it difficult as she starts cleaning high up places more frequently
>can see even more of her thighs
>her stockings look so...inviting now
>find my gaze drifting up as she bends over slightly to dust behind a shelf and see her...no...panties
>that's when she turns to look back at me
>she notices where my gaze is directed and then gives a sly smile before returning to her work
>but not before bending over just a little bit more so that I can see her in all her glory
>she spreads her thighs slightly and I get an even clearer view
>she's trimmed her pubic hair into a cute little arrow pointing right at her sensitive bean
>there's a small drop of lust that drips out of her and slowly, sensually down the inside of her thigh
>before I can contemplate what I'm doing, I've grabbed her around the waist, hoisted her over my shoulder and am marching to my bedroom
>don't know what's come over me but when I glance at her I watch her ears stand straight up, twitching with happiness
>then I feel her tail wagging against me
>a few weeks later as I'm looking over the contract again to see if our multiple escapades per day have violated anything I realize there's a hidden contract written in invisible ink
>it's a marriage contract
>oh hey, it says here that I'm obligated to provide her a dozen daughters
>undo my belt as she's walking past and pull her onto my lap
>better get serious then

[Anonymous No.]

>>45288049
How so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45288624
i'd probably lob a head of lettuce at one

[Anonymous No.]

>>45288624
We all end up worm food one way or another.

[Anonymous No.]

>Be merchant
>Get attacked by a pack of werewolf bandits
>Defeat them by petting them and asking who's a good girl
>Leave
It's not that hard to stay safe on the road, no idea what you people are talking about

[Anonymous No.]

>>45288654
See any cats and chuck water at them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45288558
I would rather be working in a mine doing a honest days Labor until dawn, leaving feeling tried but proud than working in a soulless 7-11 or a walmart filled with diversity hire's and disgusting people owned by goldberg.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45288623
>>45288628
its a scenario
what would you do if that was the case? you are the human fraternal twin of your monster wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>45288654
>merchant anon now has a pack of guard dogs following his trail and keeping him safe
>staying in the shadow and never revealing themselves sans for distant awooing at night
>that is, until they enter estrus simultaneously one day

[Anonymous No.]

>>45288654
But then they follow you and ask you to pet them more. Next they'll be asking for treats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45288608
Only if I get isekai'd as the son of a human woman who went to a sperm bank in desperate need for children. Then once my mother transforms into a monster and my twin sister transforms into a monster, I'll marry them both and start a family with them. After my daughters grow up, I'll also marry them. I'll continue to expand my incest harem until I'm buried under several dozen incest wives. The sperm bank requirement is to avoid cucking my father.

That's my requirement for sister/momcest. Otherwise I'll just marry a cute Demon and put in our contract that all of our daughters are destined to become my wives so that we can live forever making more daughters for me to breed as my harem grows with each daughter dicked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45288658
that's a cute idea of how mining operates
you hearken for a time that never was

[Anonymous No.]

>>45288658
Then you have a mental illness, or have not yet been well-acquainted with what an "honest day's labor" involves. There is no pride in that work. The people who own the mines are exactly as corrupt and greedy as the people who own the retail stores. You've sold yourself the fantasy of a world that doesn't exist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45288663
well, I'm strictly pro-incest, so that works for me
I think there's a really special relationship that exists between twins. Tied together from birth. It's quite sweet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45288663
'd be cuter if you were identical twins.

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine identical twins, and your monster wife is your alp brother.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45288669
>>45288673
5 cents have been deposited in your account

[Anonymous No.]

>>45288696
then either you'd be female or she'd be male that way

[Anonymous No.]

>>45288716
... Somehow forgot that identical twins have to share a sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45288658
Stop working at walmart and work in construction or something bitch, stop being a failure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45288722
I just want to be a secretary to a cait sith and have to deal with her workplace sexual harassement.
She even makes me wear skimpy outfits and gropes me. I tell her to stop and she just says
>"When you're a sith, they let you do it."

[Anonymous No.]

has anone thought about owning your own business?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45288738
Yes but restaurant business is rough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45288700
>spoiler
She's in the harem. My Bicorn wife is going to delight in teaching her how to please me. She'll probably be the one who decides exactly what kind of monster girl she finishes her transformation as. I like Demons so maybe I'll tell her to find one who's willing to help finish up the transformation of my new wife. Parents will be shocked but incest is super hot and the idea of breeding your Alp identical twin is extremely hot. Can't wait to force her to eat out the head wife's horse pussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45288722
I don't do either, but you're a failure either way, so what's the difference?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>more random off topic garbage
>more unironic literal faggotry
>more insane amounts of samefagging
How the fuck is it even possible that almost every regular thread on this website has discords dedicated to raiding them and absolutely brain damaged schizos like the Mick, and the mods just regularly never do anything about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45288720
Well anon, time to alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45288746
i'd start a taxi business that uses centuars, make good money, get monsters laid, and get clients to their destinations.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45288773
Don't worry Anon, once the portals open and they Alp we'll be able to bully them into good girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45288738
massage parlor for mamanoo

[Anonymous No.]

Can I become a wedding cake maker with a mg?
Which MG would like making cakes with me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45288773
Just keep giving him attention like that, I'm sure it will help.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45288797
You can become a wedding cake maker today, in real life. I don't see any reason why it would stop being possible post-portals.

[Anonymous No.]

We need to discuss the results of your performance evaluation.

[Anonymous No.]

Everyone in this thread will alp.
Except me, I am the only straight person here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45288795
anon, make sure to put no happy endings in big bold letters if u are the only masseuse
>>45288797
I can see kikis, trolls, and shogs would love to

[Anonymous No.]

>>45288804
d-did I do bad?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45288807
Sounds like you're gonna end up with a 65 alp large harem then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45288804
i T i

[Anonymous No.]

>>45288804
miss anubis, i think raising me from the dead just for this, is a great waste of resources

[Anonymous No.]

>>45288807
That's what an Alp would say.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45288808
Trolls have got those big hands for kneeding

[Anonymous No.]

>>45288807
I'm too straight to alp. My desire for thicc holst boobhat will keep the alping rays away from me. And even if they do hit me, they'll bounce off and diffract, alping a half dozen innocent bystanders watching the affair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45288811
If you have to ask, it means you have a guilty conscience.
>>45288816
She's going through the old paperwork. Sometimes that requires raising the dead. On a related note, are you still available for your old position? It turns out the fax machine is so archaic none of the new hires are capable of operating it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45288797
Anon, any monster girl would happily join her husband in making wedding cakes. Even an Ushi Oni. Even a Hellhound. Even an Amazoness. As long as her husband was happy. Besides, imagine the heart boners they'll get!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45288832
i might as well since im already here, but does Miss Anubis like 'em young cause my body is like when I just came out of college and became an intern........ aside from that lots of things have changed since I died.

[Anonymous No.]

>marry a traveling dark mage
>puts me into her ring "for my safety" while she is traveling
>for her next journey she transforms me into panties
>claims it is safer because there is no risk of me falling off or even being seen

[Anonymous No.]

I like the ideal of traveling with Danuki wife selling our wares.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45288870
I like the idea of adventuring with a dragon girl, but I also like not having to shit in the woods, showers and AC to be able to do that

[Anonymous No.]

>>45288773
the best option is probably coming here less frequently.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45288789
so does no one like my taxi centaur business?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45288896
more of a rickshaw guy

[Anonymous No.]

>>45288886
A few days back I was playing mafia 2 and the thread has actually ruined that game for me.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45288932
ero

[Anonymous No.]

>>45288931
How?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45288907
thats my idea, get carriages, centuars are the drivers, they get paid for their services and they pay me the owner for the carriages, the dispatcher that lets them know where a client is at, and the person paying the insurance on said carriages. and I'll set up shop in a real busy city and make bank and lots of points with ero sama!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45288797
>Be baker anon
>Making wedding cake for order wedding #1432
>Monsters rock up out of nowhere
>Hellhound smashes through window of your shop (instead of using the door like a normal person)
>Gets covered in frosting from the display cakes (and broken glass which she shrugs off like it was conffetti)
>All of your hard work making them now just icing on her tits, ass, and face
>"Alright human. We are getting marrried right this..."
>Sees you mid-decorating a cake, icing spilling out from piping bag as you clench way to hard in shock
>Narrows her eyes, licks her paw clean of icing.
>She can't hide her smile, and her tail starts beating on the floor (getting covered in the remnants of your display case)
>"Are you making cakes?"
>Stammer and correct her that you make wedding cakes
>"Ain't that convienient. So if I've just had some of your 'wedding' cake that mean that we're married, right?"
>You bravely shake your head no, saying that isn't how human marriage works.
>Your brief courage leaves you when she brings herself up to her full height.
>Suddenly smell cake burning. You're confused as your oven isn't on, until you realise that it's just her eye flames burning the stuff on her face.
>"Oh really? My bad, I guess you need to have some cake too first then to make it official."
>Hellhound leaps straight at you, splattering order wedding cake #1432 over both of you
>Pins you down, the icing on her feels cold while her naked body is burning hot
>Feel soft hound tongue slobber and slide its way down your cheek to your lips, taking the icing off your face
>"You're a damn good cook, you know that? Now go on. Let's get married your way before we get married my way. Eat."

Hound gets punished by no cake for a week after

[Anonymous No.]

>"Man I love watching the Detroit Lions."
>"Huh? Manticore wife? Yeah, how'd you know?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>45288896
I'm down for it. I do have a requirement. My first ride needs to be a Bicorn. Every ride after? I want the most ojou-sama Centaurs you can find. I want four of those.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45288981
dumb hound cake isn't for her

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45289044
i like cleaner tattoos. that just looks like a rats nest

[Anonymous No.]

>>45288999
nope, do you know how hard it is to find a bicorn and one that will work taxi business and to get ojou-sama centaurs, bro all I got is the common peasant and mob centaur girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>45289044
Man, she must really love that metal band if she's getting a pleasure rune tattoo of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45288997
>"Man, I love watching the Cleveland Browns."
>"Huh? Elf wife? Yeah, how'd you know?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>45288981
what does hellhound icing taste like

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45289094
>When you can tell a sports-fan's wife by his favorite team.
>"Why does everyone assume that just because I'm a yankees fan I have a tanuki wife?"
>"I mean, I DO but that's not the point."

[Anonymous No.]

>>45289134
Charcoal, kibbles&bits, and buffalo bone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45289159
What would a Reds fan's wife be? Asking for my dad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45288981
This is why Orderfags still exist.
I would unironically murder this bitch if she ruined all that work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45289171
Griffon or Thunderbird

[Anonymous No.]

>>45289173
You wouldn't do shit

[Anonymous No.]

>Monster wife teaching monster daughters about sex by having sex with husband in front of her daughters and giving a play-by-play

[Anonymous No.]

Wights are the best
>the profile girl is the peak of elegant, playful, perfectly endowed top-rank monsters
>teenage ones are extremely sexy ojous, very fun and pleasant once you are past the initial aura of unapproachability
>the lolis are the ideal kind of girl to both fawn and lust over, to lust over even when she's dressed and being cute, and to fawn over even when she's wearing lewd outfits or nothing

[Anonymous No.]

>>45289201
Bitch, I spent a solid twelve hours just yesterday making macarons for a wedding. You have no idea the sheer level of zeal a Gremlinfag has for sweets.
The best case scenario is she works off her dept by being a test subject for progressively more insane Gremlin hijinks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45289202
>"Mom, this is why we keep getting siblings."
>'Now now dear, don't interrupt while I'md oing the leglock on your father.'

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45289298
Stinky girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45288981
>Reveal that I put anti-hellhound frosting in the display cakes
>And raging mushroom frosting on the cake I was just decorating
>Take one lick of her boob frosting then proceed to punish hound for ruining cake

[Anonymous No.]

>>45288981
>Dorkhound thinks eating a wedding cake counts as marriage
this is why you don't sell to monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45289134
lick it off and find out.
If I ran a wedding cake shop, I would offer a service for a monster of your choosing to come hidden in/sitting on the cake.

[Anonymous No.]

>They do not know that they'll become plant food for a big titty twin drill ojousame maneater alraune.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45288981
bad dog!
bad dog!
bad!

[Anonymous No.]

>they do not know that they will soon become plant food for a big titty twin drills sharp teeth clingy maneater alraune

[Anonymous No.]

>>45288981
Hounds like these are the reason I keep a rolled up newspaper on my hip at all times. Doesn't matter what dog girl it is, it keeps them away.

[Anonymous No.]

This is my monster girl gf please say something nice about her

[Anonymous No.]

>>45289485
Just go on with your usual off-topic dump and get banned already so we can continue without the gay foreplay

[Anonymous No.]

>>45288981
>Be baker anon
>Making wedding cake for eros wedding #1432
>Monsters rock up out of nowhere
>Hellhound presses face into window of your shop (then uses the door like a normal person)
>Gets covered in frosting from the free sample cakes (and crumbs because she's a messy eater)
>All of your hard work making the real cakes just being appreciated by the hellhound
>"Alright human. I am getting a cake right this..."
>Sees you mid-decorating a cake, icing spilling out from piping bag as you clench way to hard because you're arthritic
>Narrows her eyes, licks her paw clean of icing
>She can't hide her smile, and her tail starts beating on the floor (it's really cute!)
>"Are you making cakes?"
>Is she fucking blind?
>"Isn't that sweet. So these are the kind of cakes that you have at a wedding, right?"
>You bravely shake your head yes, saying that is how human marriage works
>Dumb hound stands at full height to see cakes in the back
>Suddenly smell cake burning. You curse as your oven is on, and realise that eros cake #1433 is burning
>"Oh no! My bad! I guess you should go take that oven, then I'll buy something."
>Hellhound leaps straight for her wallet, splattering her change all over the counter
>Hellhound paw pins your hand as you both reach to clean up the stray change, her paw is warm while the coins are cold
>Feel soft hellhound bean brush against your knucle and slide down to your wrist, before taking the money from your hand
>"You're a damn good cashier and cook, you know that? Now go on. Let me buy a cake for both of us to eat."

[Anonymous No.]

I'm considering an alraune wisp hybrid mamano.

[Anonymous No.]

Imma hit a manticore with the halls and Oates single, “she’s a man eater”

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45289044
Disgusting

[Anonymous No.]

Check how many spiders are hiding in your basement for the winter to know how many blankets and mugs of cocoa to bring them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45289044
Delightful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45289044
Middling

[Anonymous No.]

>>45288981
Good hellwan, bad person
>>45289541
Good person, bad hellwan

[Anonymous No.]

>>45289485
hahahahahah
wtf

[Anonymous No.]

>>45289561
Her ethereal tendrils will tear out your soul and make you all her’s.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45289605
Either he deleted it or he got banned/warning.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45289607
I'm trying to think of how the fire would work and what colors she'd be. Most alraune are green and red while wisps are blue and white.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45289625
flaming nectar?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45289625
Undead flower, that’s wilting but still bloooming

[Anonymous No.]

>>45289625
Maybe her top area would be blue and fades into green similar to this flower.
https://files.catbox.moe/e90l4d.jpeg

[Anonymous No.]

Tom levels are off the charts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45289625
There is also this flower where it has greens and whites.
https://files.catbox.moe/hig5uq.jpeg

[Anonymous No.]

>>45289677
>hand-cuffed
>tail-wrapped
>arm-wrapped
bro isn't getting away is he

[Anonymous No.]

>>45289677
I see the cat has followed the lifestyle of Hebis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45288552
>>45288609
I recommend you get your testosterone levels checked

[Anonymous No.]

>>45289625
The green plant parts could either be much paler or darker shade of green, and the flower a pale blue color.

[Anonymous No.]

Hellhounds are big dumbos

[Anonymous No.]

>She doesn't know internet culture
>She doesn't know any memes
>You breed her for the first time and decide to repeat "GET PREGNANT!" over and over again as you ejaculate
What's her species and temperament, and what's her reaction to you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45289703
Listen, so long as she put points in strength and con, I'm OK with her dumping Int a little bit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45289698
I don't think mommydom has anything to do with testoterone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45288981
Dark chocolate frosting will repel the hound.
Also, I expect your wedding cake to be in gaudy black and red icing, and covered in dark rum to set it on fire. Oh and the hellhound cake bride is mating pressing the cake groom version of anon.

[Anonymous No.]

Imma get a fermented alarune woman

[Anonymous No.]

>>45289725
Usually the ones into mommydom are low test nu-males

[Anonymous No.]

>>45289707
She looks at me like I'm stupid

[Anonymous No.]

>>45289707
>breeding your alraune wife for the first time
>scream "PLAP PLAP PLAP! GET POLLIMATED!! GET POLLIMATED!!" on repeat

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45289703
Baka hound with max confidence sounds cute though

[Anonymous No.]

>>45289653
Imagine eucalyptus dryads burning your house down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45289778
but she's a messy dumbass who ruined my cake and eats with her mouth open...
silly hound.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45289778
think that's the personality typed planned for werewolf. love a smug baka

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45289811
That's a lot of snake.

[Anonymous No.]

ill take the wurm rock cake instead of the smelly hound ckae

[Anonymous No.]

>>45289811
imagine the logistics of involved in everyday life. she'd need an RV just to drive to the grocery store

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

What's the best monster for mommy issues? I feel like bogey and bogie are the most obvious answers, but what are some other ones what can help these anons out?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45289842
female lizard

[Anonymous No.]

>>45289869
to fix them or to lean into it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45289869
There isn't a thing that gremlin can't fix!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45289869
artist?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45289869
>mommy issues
Not everyone with mommy issues wants a stereotypical mommy-domme. I have plenty of trauma and while I'm sure it influences my love for demons, that's not the dynamic I want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45289778
Dog is cringe
Here we like KOT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-swAFpTF_g

[Anonymous No.]

>>45289758
>nu-males
You mean femboys?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45289907
I think dogs are okay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45289883
Lean into it, since it seems like this isn't something that can be taken from them, myself included
>>45289903
Demons are pretty good for it, though. Do you think of her more as a boss?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45289869
Wurm

[Anonymous No.]

>Sleeping between my chesh and hellhound gf
>very comfy
>very warm
>very non-rape
>hound asleep peacefully
>Chesh decides to be a piece of shit
>Teleports outside and knocks a trash can over
>Hellhound eyes shoot open
>BARK ARF BARK ARF BARK BARK ARF BARK ARF BARK BARK ARF BARK ARF BARK BARK ARF BARK ARF BARK BARK ARF BARK ARF BARK BARK ARF BARK ARF BARK
>Sprints out of room to go chase off presumed home invader
>Chesh teleports back in and rapes me without dumb smelly hound getting in on it
>Gets back into sleeping position just as hound barges back in
>Hellhound rapes me to make sure I'm safe

I fucking hate chesh

[Anonymous No.]

>>45289934
How terrible.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Chesh would be unironically one of the worst girls for me. I have zero patience for someone who's trying to fuck with me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45290029
That makes her perfect for you

[Anonymous No.]

>>45289842
Burg-enjoying dork

[Anonymous No.]

>chesh'z bazed guide to trollin!!11! :)
>1. You and chesh both put two fisho in box
>Two.) Chesh Sell you box of fishos for 3 fishos
>3.) We both get a fisho

[Anonymous No.]

sweater weather soon
stay on guard, anons

[Anonymous No.]

>>45290049
Pls no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45290077
What?!
Is this true?
Infinite fisho glitch??

[Anonymous No.]

Fluff incoming !

[Anonymous No.]

>>45290156
Eros is old hat.
Show me a different god for once.
Show me the bacchus bunyip.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45290165
I can't, doc says no more alcohol or I go to psy prison.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45289926
>Do you think of her more as a boss?
I don't know. The more I think of it now, the more unsure I get. Mommy-domme is a such a broad, undefined niche that it's hard to say. I want all the loving domination that typically goes with demons, and to be her pet, love-slave, husband and good-boy. I definitely do need more emotional support that some anons here, but I am capable of and want to contribute in a meaningful way. I don't need to be taken care of like a child, but I do wish to give up control.

I guess it's complicated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45290165
>expect bunyip to gain confidence after getting drunk
>just makes her really clumsy

[Anonymous No.]

>>45290178
even cuter

[Anonymous No.]

>>45290175
>. I definitely do need more emotional support that some anons here,
Don't sell yourself short. Most anons here are wrecks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45290178
>drunk snek who can't control her tail properly
>faceplanting constantly
>slithers with her face smushed against the ground sometimes
>Tries to coil anon up - ends up coiling a tree
>Stairs become real obstacles
oh god - that's both terrifying and adorable

[Anonymous No.]

>>45290200
I try very hard to be a good person and the opposite of /pol/. I work two jobs and take care of my house and have a successful white collar career.
But when I sign off for the day I lie on the couch and daydream, drink and cry, and then have nightmares about my childhood.
Demon waifu and the stories that we write is all I have.

[Anonymous No.]

GHOOOOOOST BLOWJOOOOOB WOOWOOO WOOWOOO

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

If a horse knight swore herself to my service I'd probably accept the horsepussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45290308
This gave me the thought of a cross between an Ochimusha and a Centaur and got me really aroused all of a sudden.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45290283
Cheeky ghost. Needs correction

[Anonymous No.]

>>45290319
>Undead Knight hoss risen to serve her master once more.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45290231
>Bunyip can't hold her drink and loses all tail control when getting drunk. Slurs her stammers, then tries to retreat back to the corner only to tail trip everyone in the room over with her wild movements. She's more likely to wait until other people get drunk and then be awkward around them (because they won't remember her spaghetti in the morning). At least you can stroke her when she's passed out drunk or hungover.
>Hebi gets very aggresive when drunk, clinging to husband far more than even she normally would. Her water magic means she can hold her drink. She's more likely than not to try and get you drunk, so your more pliable and easy for her to dote on. If you do find a catatonic hebi or hungover hebi, do not stare. It isn't pretty.
>Apophis is a party animal. Rare is the evening where she hasn't had at least a glass of wine. Usually though, it's far more. Her parties are notoriously decadent, and she is always the life of them. Expect venom shots, tail shots, purple belly shots, boob shots etc. Pretty average constitution, but at partys she's happy drunk and happy sober. She WILL get you drunk. She will also try to drink a pharoah under the table if she's graped her. Expect her to be very clingy the morning after, as her splitting headache makes her regret her lifestyle (she will party again in the evening she never learns)

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>>45290338
>She WILL get you drunk
but I don't drink

[Anonymous No.]

>>45290363
i hope you like virgin venom shots

[Anonymous No.]

do wisps have incorporeal bodies like ghosts with tangible cages? how does the cage work?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45290444
you go in the cage and you like it

[Anonymous No.]

>>45290308
You don't need to have one if you want to be a crusader/knight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45290338
>Apophis sorority party

[Anonymous No.]

>>45290470
yeah but do they walk around with a cage or what? how does it function in their everyday life?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45290474
Memecat won't help you carry any of your gear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45290496
You can't carry your stuff?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45290503
Good horse companion sure helps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45290308
>keep having dreams about going on epic high-fantasy adventures with horse knight
>during one of these dreams, you miss an obvious trap and get impaled on a wall of spikes
>you immediately wake up and see a dorky nightmare in the room with you
>"T-that shouldn't have killed you. Um, uh, uh... go back to sleep and we'll try that again?"

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>>45290503
s-shut up i can

[Anonymous No.]

>Ghost possesses you
>Her huge ghostly boobs just sort of stick out of your chest

[Anonymous No.]

>>45290525
Sounds gay. No thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45290503
gear too heavy?
dump your load in shog
tired of sorting all that equipment?
dump your load in shog
if you leave certain pieces of gear in their long enough they'll automatically get upgraded
dump your load in shog
dump your load in shog
dump your load in shog

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>>45290283
It's late at night
She will submit herself as my (un)living daki and we will cuddle-sleep and no sexo until tomorrow

[Anonymous No.]

>>45290444
I imagine wisp bodies are sort of half-tanglible or made out of ectoplasm or something, they look soft.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45290552
The kot get really pissed when you mentioned the infinite shog backpack. She hiss a lot when any other mamono is mentioned... Weird, I don't get why since we're just adventurers in the same group

[Anonymous No.]

Post monsters knowing what true love (yuri) is

[Anonymous No.]

This dude, how socially inept are you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45288657
>carrying water balloons and supersoakers during a delivery to the cat country

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[Anonymous No.]

What do monster girls do to religious people? Do they just fuck Jesus out of them?

[Anonymous No.]

>45290629
>45290721
Hi /trash/, does anyone on your raid discord pass yet? Actually don't answer that, we already the answer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45290722
They fuck their wives and give them a real orgasm

[Anonymous No.]

>45290629
>45290721
Kill yourself yuriniggers

[Anonymous No.]

>>45290722
What the hell is that supposed to mean if anything monster girls are how women should be like that is talked about in the Bible, MOTHERLY.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45290736
>sample_
it's the usual retard who spams shit out of spite and he's not from /trash/

[Anonymous No.]

>>45290736
>>45290749
Please take your meds and post monster girls, anon. I'm sure when you get mad and spam /v/ images again you might finally get someone to believe your falseflags

[Anonymous No.]

>>45290760
Being a super lustful rapist is sinful...

[Anonymous No.]

>>45290308
They're such good girls, I'd have trouble refusing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45290772
Convincing argument, now face the wall

[Anonymous No.]

>>45290770
Nah I got the full image. Just too lazy to downsize it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45290776
if only there were a gentle sister to guide me off that path

[Anonymous No.]

Why do you do this anyways are you a fucking lesbian?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45290795
Its probably just mentally ill

[Anonymous No.]

>>45290785
I like it. I'd like to be in between it more, but just watching is cool.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45290804
Probably mick’s goons if he has any still, because none of this feels organic and is just random nonsense to fuck with people and cause drama. But after this if he says or they say anything don’t respond.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45290552
That's very helpful, but can you ride your Shog?

[Anonymous No.]

It's getting colder, Greenworms are getting colder, you should let them in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45290319
>>45290327
>grow up in a noble family on the borders of Monster and Order territory
>friendly with both sides because they're all just people trying to get by
>grew up with a Centaur knight childhood friend who constantly told me that she'd enter my house as a retainer when she finished her training
>Order forces marched through our lands three days after she finished
>our family was forced to flee into Monster territory as the Order soldiers showed no mercy to anyone
>last I saw her she was helping to hold the line so that my family could organize the evacuation of the locals
>months later, after hearing no news I head back to our old family lands to see if I can find anything
>Order has long since left after salting the land and burning everything in sight
>standing in the ruins of my family's old manor when I hear a sound behind me
>it's her but...she looks different
>her hair is a mix of blonde and white, no longer in the neat ponytail she maintained but hanging loose over her shoulders
>her armor is bent in places or missing and shattered in others
>what's left of her demon silver spear is more akin to a club at this point
>there are scars on her face and neck that have...healed? mended?
>it's clear she didn't survive the battle, not with those kinds of wounds
>I'm overwhelmed with so many emotions that I don't even know what I'm feeling
>she strides forward and then gets down on all four of her knees and lightly bows
>feel her stiffen in surprise when I throw myself at her sobbing, wrapping my arms around her chest and pulling her as close to me as possible
>her arms slowly, hesitantly wrap around my chest and I feel her bury her face into my neck with a gentle sigh
>we sit there in silence, tightly holding the other like letting go will mean the end of everything
>after what feels like an eternity I let go of her and stand up
>I mount my horse, wipe my eyes dry and tell her that we need to return home because our family is waiting on us
>her ears twitch in response and I see a gentle flush cross her cheeks before she gives me a nod and a quiet, "Yes my lord"
>ride the entire way home by her side, my hand tightly clutching hers the entire way

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>>45290834
she'd be something like a freight train if mountains of madness is anything to go by

[Anonymous No.]

>>45290827
Been making a dark elf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45290846
Only if she lets me in. If you know what I mean. I mean into her heart.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45290904
She's been stocking up on nutrients but it ain't for cacooning this winter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45290910
She's going for the Wonderworm route.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45290913
>Hehe, Wanna give them a try anon? They'll only get bigger from here!
She was a degenerate the whole time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45290904
Those are not the teeth of an herbivore.

[Anonymous No.]

>god tier posters
slimechads, shogchads, cheshirechads, foxchads
>you aight
everyone else
>kys
fags posting semi-mg related pictures with no text

[Anonymous No.]

>>45290982
She's a cockivore

[Anonymous No.]

>>45290846
they're safe and warm in their cocoons, unlike we poor anons forced to chop wood.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45290990
>semi-mg
That's a new one.

[Anonymous No.]

You should try swimming with merdolphins, it's a life-changing experience. They're really nice and won't grope or hump you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45289771
best girl in mgd

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[Anonymous No.]

>>45289707
>honey i literally dont have a womb

[Anonymous No.]

>>45291014
substance abuse
designated rape caves
due to how they sleep they can keep the rapetime up 24/7
but they do look pretty cute tossing a beachball around

[Anonymous No.]

>>45291026
>Gets pregnant anyway
The power of shouting GET PREGNANT over and over

[Anonymous No.]

>>45289778
>were you listening to a word I've been saying?!
>not really, I was thinking how cute you would be when I've got you pinned to my bed

[Anonymous No.]

>>45290990
FOCKS

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[Anonymous No.]

>>45291039
the ectoplasm generator is working overtime tonight

[Anonymous No.]

>>45291064
at the end of the day, i think anons just like unsealing things, consequence be damned

[Anonymous No.]

>>45291096
An easy way to get clicks on Montube is unsealing videos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45291096
>Anon bursts into the room where a sealed monster girl is
>Unseals her in record time
>Leaves before she can process what just happened
>He will unseal all the monster girls
>Until he is stopped forcibly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45291096
curiosity killed the anon, but miss wight brought him back

[Anonymous No.]

>>45291109
ancient evils listening to unsealing asmr videos to help them sleep

[Anonymous No.]

Ancient evil mgs like engaging in sealing play with their husbands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45291154
whos getting sealed? him or her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45291182
guess it's whatever they're feeling that night

[Anonymous No.]

I'm not seeing enough monster yuri

[Anonymous No.]

>>45291154
>fox wife is dripping like a faucet as you slowly peel off one seal after another
>she's practically frothing at the mouth, making all sorts of promises about all the money, women, and power you'll have once you free her
>both of you know she's going to pounce on you and "eat" you after you undo the last seal
>do it anyways because she can't get enough of it

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>>45291191
maybe tomorrow.

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>>45291216
>Another night it's your turn to be sealed.
>She really goes all out, roleplaying that you were some famous anti-monster general or whatever else.
>You immediately feel the effect of the seal as soon as its placed on you
>The way she has you displayed is really over-the-top, even more so than when she was originally sealed.
>At the mercy of her teasing, which lasts for a long time.
>Her expression gets more and more excited as she slowly unseals you
>Strength returns to your body with each one removed.
>The simple act of being unsealed as made you incredibly horny on its own
>As soon as the last one is gone, you pounce.

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>>45291339
>getting teased by nine tails at once while you're restrained
>each one has a little ball of fox fire on it to add to the tickling sensation as she traces them across your skin

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[Anonymous No.]

Get a succubus net in succubus territories to stop any swarms of level 1 succubus holding your hand while you sleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45291445
>Wake up
>She's still reaching out for your hand
>and making pitiful whining noises.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45291445
but then you got to figure out what to do with a dozen succubus tangled up in shibari come the morning

[Anonymous No.]

>>45291445
it's also good for stopping any dork lims from giving you dorklaria via hand transmission

[Anonymous No.]

>>45291445
>Sleep in a net
>Angry vampire, mosquito and mothman noises

[Anonymous No.]

>>45291458
>Anubis neighbor steps outside to get her paper
>loud spanking noises coming from my house
>occasionally there's the sound of a squealing, giggling succubus
>shakes the paper out, glances at it and then frowns
>local zoning laws are being rewritten
>Danukis Did This

[Anonymous No.]

Beegirls deal with invaders by swarming them in naked bodies. The invader will be hugged from all sides by bee fuzz until they cook under the body heat. The pacified invader can then be snuggled gently by drones for stress relief.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to livestream loli Hellhound manhandling to the entire Momonika sabbath.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45291549
they also do a field sobriety test via dance

[Anonymous No.]

>>45291549
This is also how they deal with husband when he gets mad at his vidya.
Therapbee is very effective at calming down humans.
Hard to be angry when there's bee on your face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45291566
>Hard to be angry when there's bee on your face.
That's more fear than anger.

[Anonymous No.]

I wanna wake undead

[Anonymous No.]

>>45291549
Wasp girls outmatched by bee

[Anonymous No.]

>>45291445
>>45291549
Reverse gang bangs with a group of low level girls is peak.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45291566
>Get a little irritated
>Bee wife clings to you
>A bit angerier
>Starts to buzz and warm up a bit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45291602
careful.
they might catch on and start capturing men using their strategy.
10 tall, athletic, tomboy wasps rushing you at once, until you get cooked by wasp abs.

[Anonymous No.]

i need my hand held by a goryo with large breasts and long hair

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>>45291640
>Shout at game again
>One bee wasn't enough
>Time for plan Bee
>Half a dozen more bee wife swarm anon
>Cut to anon playing his game with only his eyes visible thorough the shell of bee wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45291657
>BUZZ BUZZ BUZZ
>BE CALM BE CALM BE CALM

[Anonymous No.]

>>45291668
>>45291657
>Stub toe
>Open mouth to curse
>Mouth filled by buzz fuzz before you can shout
Bee calm.
Bee happy.
Bee wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45291566
I'm glad to see doctor flayer outsource her anger management to bees.
she just throws angry anons in a bee room and comes back 24 hours later. also sometimes a grizzly if he's really steaming.

[Anonymous No.]

At what point can you make a Monster Girl say no? Like if you are unhealthy enough would they just avoid you? Or do they try to get you to work out until get a healthy weight and better habits?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45291701
mamano mana

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>>45291699
ill take dark room, lamp suit, motho therapy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45291701
its usually just 'dont be evil', i think. i do like to think they'd try get me to remember to eat and all that stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>Work through your anger issues
>Bee just likes to cling to you anyway

[Anonymous No.]

>>45291549
>get accosted by group of petite bee girls
>and the nine foot tall Zipangese murder hornet who they befriended at some point

[Anonymous No.]

lop bunny girls are better than straight eared bunny girls (sorry)

[Anonymous No.]

>>45291762
may the longest, fuzziest ear win

[Anonymous No.]

>>45290770
>sample_
I do this to anything that's over 4mb because I'm lazy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45291549
>A skilled beegirl husband can walk around with his wives as a suit without falling asleep or getting aroused.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>45291751
>hornet bully grabs you by the ankles and dunks you in alraune nectar
>the bees lick it all off while the alraune strokes you
i suppose it's part of a healthy ecosystem

[Anonymous No.]

>>45291836
>Bees keep hornet in check by surrounding her in bee if she gets too aggresive
>Hornet keeps anon in check by being a tall tomboy bully who anon likes to kiss (gross!)
>Anon keeps bees in check by being calm, predictable and knowing how to handle bees. (also bee suit sometimes)
>Alraune steps in (not literally she's a plant) if any side gets too powerful
Perfect balance.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't deserve a monster

[Anonymous No.]

>>45291901
But there's a monster that deserves (You).

[Anonymous No.]

>>45291935
here's to you, ant arachne

[Anonymous No.]

>>45291935
What horrible crime did that monster commit to be punished so harshly?

[Anonymous No.]

please not the tomboy bully monsters!
i'm sorry! anything but large hound leaning over me saying "HUH?!" repeatedly!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45292002
you will be a trophy for the volleyball team (all 6ft+) and you will like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45292002
I'm going to bully the tomboy monsters with full nelson anal

[Anonymous No.]

>>45292040
>all 6ft+
You mean 7ft right?
Maybe 8ft if you're feeling adventurous

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

i love her

[Anonymous No.]

>>45292040
>better get ready Anon cause i'm going to spike your balls after I get done spiking these lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>45292002
youve got to play the big monsters against each other.
throw a paper airplane at hound head and then say manticore did it
eat amazoness lunch when she isn't looking and blame it on mino
it's a good thing those big athletic sweaty tomboy monsters dont talk to each other or have common interests.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45292090
A nice try at the correction speedrun but hags are faster for this

[Anonymous No.]

>>45291549
I want snuggles

[Anonymous No.]

>>45292090
why are you such a messy, dramatic bitch

[Anonymous No.]

>>45292090
>Do this once
>they all fight eachother, surprisingly
>feel good about playing dumb monsters against each other
>next day
>eating lunch in cafeteria
>no tomboys in sight
>probably all got detention or somethin-
>*SLAM*
>All four of them appear from nowhere
>Quickly sit around you at your table to block you from view
>picked up and escorted to nearest supply closet - obscured from view on all sides by tall monsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>45288804
What could I have done wrong in Winterstown? I want to Ms. Whitehorn everyday and Selkie-san gives me free hot cocoa when I stop in

[Anonymous No.]

>>45292156
I wave to Ms. Whitehorn*

[Anonymous No.]

I never thought Heaven would be like this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45288804
>three different monsters have burnt their tongues drinking your iced coffee, Anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>45291724
>>45291705
Alright, I like the idea of them just ful on working with you to overcome your short comings as it feels much sweeter to me personally.

[Anonymous No.]

I hate Eros! Love is gay and for stupid people! Having sex is a fool's errand because it only lasts temporarily! I'm gonna burn down the Eros churches and then flee into the night so nobody ever catches me! I'm the number one love hater! I hate love so much! I sure hope no Cupids try to stop me and correct me by stepping on me haha that would foil my plans which I'm shouting out loud as I can near this Eros church, which I'm about to burn down. Haha somebody better stop me.

[Anonymous No.]

>make depressing movie
>anon gets bullied every day
>as soon as he turns 18 his parents kick him out of the house
>most of the movie is him getting kicked down even further
>ends with him crying himself to sleep in the cold winter streets one last time
I think it'll be a smash hit in hagville and any city with a prominent eros presence.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45292188
>Wants to be stepped on
Boy have I got a treat for you.
Come on out, Miss Oomukade!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45292194
Make sure you put "Based on a true story" in the credits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45292198
Holy SHIT WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING GET AWAY FROM ME GET AWA

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45292222
>anon and Wendi-chan awawa in sync

[Anonymous No.]

>>45292236
>Wendi-chan shares a little of her stretchy meat with Anon to calm him down because it usually helps her

[Anonymous No.]

>>45290847
Noice.
Well rounded protagonists, the plot has conflict without gore, and a sweet ending.
Well written, good spelling and grammar.

>it's clear she didn't survive the battle
Now a Z-Centaur or just major traumatic wounds that needed to be healed by magic? Either way, still good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45292255
I'd like to share some stretchy meat with Wendi-chan
>Wendi gives you a piece of her stretchy meat
>she rarely shares her meat with anyone
>start chewing on the jerky piece
>Wendi starts chewing on the other end
>your eyes lock with hers

[Anonymous No.]

>>45292289
Sorry, ignore the question, I hadn't followed the inspiration link.
All good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45291445
>Anon prepared every single known anti succubus potion, net and charm
>Anon forgot to prepare for Beast girls and they found him easily when he began cooking at camp that night.
>The next adventurer found him in a pile of exhausted and naked wans with his entire provision of meat rations devoured.

[Anonymous No.]

>Make the anti Hellwan circle
>She looks at me with an intense enraged stare

[Anonymous No.]

>>45292323
>she just sets up camp next to it, staring you down, daring you to leave it.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>45292340
Imagine the mind games being played as one of them has to leave at some point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45292348
>run out of food
>order a delivery
>she accepts it before you can
>now she has your food
>tells you to come and take it

[Anonymous No.]

>>45292359
Surely she won't let anon starve...

[Anonymous No.]

>>45292323
>>45292348
>hellhound promises a sylph that she can watch if she blows freezing winds at you until you're forced out

[Anonymous No.]

>>45292363
If anon just gives in she will add a nice warm glass of milk to the deal

[Anonymous No.]

>>45292359
>>45292365
>Stripe to spite her even if she wins you can make her ultra horny and have to deal with it for a couple seconds longer than normal

[Anonymous No.]

>>45292359
>>45292365
>Strip to spite her even if she wins you can make her ultra horny and have to deal with it for a couple seconds longer than normal

[Anonymous No.]

>>45292382
>>45292395
Did you really repost it just to change a single letter?

[Anonymous No.]

level drained. age regressed. no escape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45292400
yes it triggered my autism. I'm sorry...
Have an apophis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45292419
Apology not accepted because she looks very mean.
Also if anon faints form hunger she can literally just call her manticore friend to drag his body outside of the circle and maybe even give her a spine as a bonus.
Anon will wake up with his stomach full of milk either way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45292445
>she looks very mean
I mean, if you don't want her, I'll take her

[Anonymous No.]

>>45292040
Volleyball team?
Man i wanna be a trophy for the rugby team

[Anonymous No.]

>>45292403
i'll call child protection services

[Anonymous No.]

>>45292458
They get age regressed to

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to stick my dick on the glass in front of the hellwan, and she can only watch as I get more and more erect.
I don't care what the sign says.
She can only watch as Iashsjkbsfyhbjjsjhdbhcjccnjkcncnkasdjssd

[Anonymous No.]

I fucking love hellwans so much!

[Anonymous No.]

Hellwans are really scary

[Anonymous No.]

>>45292521
Not when you turn on the vacuum cleaner.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45292530
You'll eventually have to turn it off and then you have a REALLY scary hellwan

[Anonymous No.]

>>45292521
they're all bark and no bite

[Anonymous No.]

>>45292530
>hellhound overcomes her fear to save a man from a vacuum
>gets her own statue

[Anonymous No.]

How do you stop a titania from crying? I got frustrated and told her to grow up and now she won't stop sobbing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45292552
The answer to monster troubles is always headpats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45292552
>it's okay there darling, here why don't we play a game
>it's called Red Dead Redemption 2
>this will definitely make you feel better when we finish the main story

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45292458
age-drain hags never see this coming. idiots.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45292584
>>>/vg/
none of those characters are actual monsters
and if you want to argue that they are, then we could also argue that there is a monster boy in that image.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45292194
Bro you gonna give all the monsters that watch it some type of trauma

[Anonymous No.]

>>45292650
I'm sure it'll have no lasting consequences

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

I need me a strongthick yeti because fuck if I'm not going to be sore after hockey.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45292663
she seems nice. it was a good idea to come to the bakesale

[Anonymous No.]

>shirohebi worried that the milk I'm drinking might be from a holst
>pours all the milk down the drain when I'm not looking
>refills it with her own so I'll only drink hebi milk

[Anonymous No.]

>>45292617
Hopping everywhere with fat tiddies sounds painful

[Anonymous No.]

>>45292723
>not drinking straight from her tits anyway
Do you hate your wife anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45292723
>instead of an egg carton in the fridge there's just one big egg
hmm

[Anonymous No.]

>>45292661
>years since the movies release and monsters are still bawling their eyes out

[Anonymous No.]

Dumb hags trying to be young again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45292746
Just wait until they see my "sad anon" cosplay at CoMoniket

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45292752
Look she still has the ass of a younger, I mean, the flexibility of a younger woman!

[Anonymous No.]

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, I hope you've been preparing your harpy for this week.
Too many of them misunderstand what 'stuffing the bird' means.
Be sure to properly educate your birb

[Anonymous No.]

>>45292926
Le poulet...le poulet, how I love le poulet! Love to chop and serve little burb! First I cut off their heads, and pull out their gizzards. Ah mais oui, ça c'est toujours delish!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45288434
you define it that way, maybe indirectly

[Anonymous No.]

>>45281870
>Such a peculiar assortment of monster girls; this majin type.
You want to get really crazy, look at how many majin-types have big hats.
What does it all mean?

[Anonymous No.]

You have waited too long touch the (spider) cow. She will now touch you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45293217
She doesn't need to do that, I was gonna touch her tomorrow! Honest!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45293217
I can feel it! The touch!

[Anonymous No.]

I will not be touched

[Anonymous No.]

>>45293281
Are you sure?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45293281
>quote from man seconds before being touched

[Anonymous No.]

>>45293311
>>45293321
Good luck I'm behind 7000 hags

[Anonymous No.]

>>45293375
>he doesn't know
all those hags have touched you without your knowledge or consent

[Anonymous No.]

I wanna be on my knees for my demoness while she thrust her hips forward and slaps my face with her pelvis till trails of her succubus pussy juice connect my lips to hers before lapping it up and making a sticky mess like melting ice cream falling off a waffle cone

[Anonymous No.]

>>45293391
They have not
I am untouchable
I am uncorrectable

[Anonymous No.]

Onee-sabbath

[Anonymous No.]

> >45293427
>I am untouchable
>I am uncorrectable
Okay.
And you get no [You]s.
And that's great.
When the Portals open you can just sit in your mom's basement as /jp/mon goes dead because everybody else logs off and disappears with their new Waifus.
And you can still be a pathetic lonely Sadfuck.
And we will be too busy to give you even less care than we do now.
So you might as well just fuckoff now.
>>And I hope some Lim monsterises your mom so she goes off to find happiness with some new Anon (as 100% you're the product of a single-mom household) and you slowly starve from lack of tendies...

[Anonymous No.]

>>45293654
I will also be on /jp/mon, your theory is shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45293654
>/jp/mon goes dead because everybody else logs off and disappears
And Untouchable or Mick will be the only retards left with nobody to give them a single [you].
I doubt online-'faggots' will actually monsterize as Alps, as theyre not physical faggots because even other actual faggots don't want them.

I actually sweat that I might be missing out on a Portal whenever jannys take the servers down for maintenance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45293654
Geez anon, who pissed in your soup?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45293741
Who?
Hopefully a very Kinky Kiki maido.
I would eat her hot-piss-borscht with a huge spoon and a raging hardon, then 'correct' her for dessert.

>Fuck Sadfuck(s) who come to a jp/mon/ thread to specifically not-engage with the topic. They might as well get told to fuck off and die now, there's no point saying anything else.

[Anonymous No.]

It's all so tiresome. Here's a breakdancing hip-hop Yeti instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45293773
t. least mentally ill german.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45293739
It's the opposite. Mentally ill obsessed shitposters will be locked down with their assigned mamono the(rapists) and kept away form the source of their unhealthy obsession.
Meanwhile this thread will have plenty of anons excited to talk about their wives, sex 24/7 will get boring after the first week but you can still shitpost on /mgt/ while getting a blowjob

[Anonymous No.]

Looking forward to the new girl being leaked again

[Anonymous No.]

>>45293808
I will leak my white pee in the new girl instead

[Anonymous No.]

New girl will be an Alien girl. Cap this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45290722
Polytheism is objectively correct in MGE so they'd be okay with you worshipping a god they haven't heard of as long as you didn't try to convince them that their gods aren't real.

[Anonymous No.]

Plants have been neglected for far too long. Next girl will be green, cap this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45293987
>Next girl will be green
Yes, it's going to be a frog, hon hon hon

[Anonymous No.]

>>45293912
>christian gets portal'd
>in the middle of a large city
>"im here to spread the word of my religi-!"
>"oh thats great! we have plenty of gods here in our world, if yours is kind and loving she'll fit right into our pantheon."
>"she? pantheon? no, HE is the ONLY god!"
>suddenly, a nearby hebi shrine maiden takes on a very smug look
>and the nine tail fox demigod
>and the cupid
>and the ares worshiping minotaur...
uh oh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45293808

Was previous girl, taisui, leaked yet? I've seen only profile pic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45294011
He's right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45294025
It was leaked, though she was so boring nobody really talks about her.

[Anonymous No.]

Church of Our Horny Lady is the best

[Anonymous No.]

Aha, I have successfully prevented myself from getting Hebi'd by becoming attractive enough that a fox also wanted to fox me at the same time. Now they are both locked in a stalemate and their fight will never end after they both tried to mana mark me. I am safe forever! There's no way a fox will allow herself to be outdone and there's no way the monogamous hebi will give up the fight since she's a crazy yandere. In the end I am the one who won!

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[Anonymous No.]

>>45294011
Out of all the monsters that would be Christian it would be Hebis, especially since there is many texts that go against adultery and also that harems may not be fully a good thing for some people and can be too stressful having too many partners at the same time. It would feed into the Hebi’s possessive nature.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45293868
>No furries
>No aliens
>No robots
Oh how we've fallen

[Anonymous No.]

New girl will be a killer wurm

[Anonymous No.]

it's late, where's the werewolves/hellhounds to pull me into a cuddle pile and force me to sleep? when I try to pull out my phone they should start growling and pull my arm away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45293994
>bunyip getting bullied by bullfrog girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>45293994
>>45294315
Frog fuggg the bunyip.

[Anonymous No.]

balrog

[Anonymous No.]

>>45294395
>YOU SHALL NOT CUM

[Anonymous No.]

>>45294395
the dark bra will never veil her
tits of udun
GO BACK TO THE PAYWALL

[Anonymous No.]

>>45294050
Any source? Where can I read it?