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45364952 No.45364952 [Reply] [Original]

Would you rather spend Christmas with Patchouli or Clownpiece?

>> No.45365035

>>45364952
Patchouli.
To hell with wannabe burger clowns that make you mad.

>> No.45365055

>>45364952
both. the more the merrier.

>> No.45365082

>>45364952
Patchouli has the figure to pass as Santa Claus

>> No.45365083

>>45364952
Clownpiece

>> No.45365088

>>45364952
Clownussy

>> No.45365310

>>45364952
with patchy. we will peacefully read books together by the fireplace as a completely platonic activity.

>> No.45366677

>>45364952
Marry Patche and fuck Cunnypiece behind her back.

>> No.45366785
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45366785

if you're here for a long time, patchouli
if you're here for a fun time, clownpiece

>> No.45367384
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>>45364952
Patchouli, please.

>> No.45372655

>>45364952
Left, she has better doujins.

>> No.45372866
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45372866

Clownpiece is a good girl and isn't lewd at all. She's pure and the only thing she'd do with you over the holidays is play a whole bunch and make you smile!
Stop calling her lewd, cause she isn't and she's super nice and real cool!

>> No.45372881

>>45364952
Patchouli. It seems like more of a chill time. A quiet day inside.

>> No.45372943

>>45372866
i dont think she's lewd but super nice? hard to believe, i bet she's a mean prankster always ready to raise a fuss first time you're the one pranking her. at least she got a spankable ass, so you can correct her.

>> No.45373672

Patchy, for sure.
At least I'm pretty sure she wouldn't kill me or drive me insane as long as I don't bother her.
Spending any amount of time with Clownpiece is likely to end in death or insanity. I'm not Reimu or Marisa so I can't really defend myself.

>> No.45374091

>>45364952
clownpiece is a monster from hell that drives people insane and patchi is just a magic neet. i think the choice is obvious.

>> No.45374274
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>>45372943
She's definitely a good girl and you really should be more grateful for the opportunity to spend Christmas with her.

>> No.45374303

>>45374091
Imagine the sex.

>> No.45374315

>>45374274
>you really should be more grateful for the opportunity to spend Christmas with her
but i already accepted an invitation from the yakumo family.

>> No.45374406
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>>45374315
You don't need to worry about a bunch of unimportant people. They'll understand.

Besides, Yukari's Christmases just involve her getting drunk on boxed wine while crying about how she can't get a guy. You're not missing out on much.

>> No.45374412

>>45374406
>Yukari's Christmases just involve her getting drunk on boxed wine while crying about how she can't get a guy.
to have a drunk yukarin-sama clinging to me doesnt sound that bad. also i'll get to eat ran's cookies and play games with chen.

>> No.45374592

>>45364952
>Spend time with a chubby unwashed NEET
>Or with a dumb americanised whore
I'd rather spend Christmas alone.

>> No.45374675
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>>45374412
Drunkarin autism really isn't as fun as you're imagining, anon. You'll spend maybe five minutes with her before the spaghetti spills and she locks herself in her room and Ran is forced to comfort her while you're left to awkwardly sit in the living room after Chen runs off to play with some cats.

>> No.45374966

>>45374675
>You'll spend maybe five minutes with her before the spaghetti spills and she locks herself in her room
i'll seduce drunkarin-sama in her alcoholic moment of weakness and manage to land a bun in her oven. the plan is ready and my will unshakeable.

>> No.45377030
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45377030

>>45364952
Learned and wise magician who you can discuss a vast array of topics with or a dumb burgerperson fairy. Is this even a choice?

>> No.45377046
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45377046

>>45377030
please don't say fairy with a hard r

>> No.45377063
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>>45374966
Trying to make a move on her yourself is an even worse idea, anon. All it'll do is cause her to freak out and instinctively gap you into Kasen's residence, and while that *is* a fun place to spend Christmas, the people who join that hermit's celebrations have a bad habit of not being able to walk afterwards.

>> No.45377112
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>>45374966
>land a bun in her oven
Sorry to inform you, but you're a couple thousand years too late.

>> No.45377155
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>>45377112
Oh now look at what you've done.
Now she's going to sob in her room for the next five hours until she falls asleep, and is going to wake up to annoy the shit out of Reimu on boxing day far too early in the morning to be endearing, as much as she can be while she's like this. I hope you're fucking happy.

>> No.45377186

>>45364952
they both need a healthy diet

>> No.45377752
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>>45372943
>>45372866
She wants to be corrected
She will push you to your breaking point.

I want Clownpiece to wave her torch at me. Drive me mad. Insane. Insane enough for me to ravage her little fairy pussy with my cock without a twitch of remorse or concern for the fairy babies I pump inside her.

>> No.45377905

>>45377155
>boxing day
I doubt they celebrate boxing day in Gensokyo. Just a hunch. It would be cool if they did though.

>> No.45381272
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>>45374406
but, you'll get to play with her cat and Yukari will cry if you leave early

>> No.45381279

>>45374592
sounds like you spend christmas with patchy every year already

>> No.45383439
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45383439

>>45364952
Patche all the way

>> No.45383588
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45383588

>>45364952
patchouli unironically

i have a metric shitload of studying to do (and have finals next week please send help) and am taking a bunch of super hard stuff next spring so most of my break will be spent preparing and frantically trying not to forget math and physics vomi before the curve of forgetting does its wonders

if she let me stay in her library i'd legit just stay there for a week or two if i didn't need any food, i probably don't have any talent for magic but there's got to be some arcane version of adderall that will make my brain not sleep when the rest of my body wants to

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>>45383439

>> No.45387289

>>45366785
What about if you want a long fun time?

>> No.45387314

>>45387289
Luna Child is a good choice.

>> No.45387373

>>45364952
Both, me in the middle tightly grabbing Pachouli's fat tits with my right hand and hugging Clownpiece's wide butt with my left hand.

>> No.45389014

You will never have sex with either Patchouli or Clownpiece.

>> No.45391882

>>45364952
rape both

>> No.45393916

>>45364952
Clownpiece. That blonde is just too sexy. Plus if im spending christmas with her then that also means im spending it with aunt Heca!

>> No.45393922

>>45393916
Aunt Heca is a cringe permavirgin aunt. She's fun to be around but completely unsexy

>> No.45393957
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45393957

>>45393922
Shouldn't you be pounding mochi, moon rabbit?

>> No.45396248

>>45393957
He should be. This wagecuck moon rabbit had the nerve to reply to my post with such scandalous lies. Is being a virgin really so bad? And that doesnt imply that one is unsexy. That rabbit should get a life.

>> No.45396581

>Fatchouli or Cunnypiece
Man

>> No.45396593

>>45396581
I'm more of a patchou man than a fairy guy, but OP is just BEGGING me to commit a felony..
Why'd they have to give her the proportions of a model in this one, god damn.

>> No.45396599

>>45364952
Clownchouli and Patchpiece

>> No.45396641
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45396641

I quite like non-loli clownpiece

>> No.45399838

>>45396641
Big clown is always top shelf

>> No.45401568
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>>45399838
large and in charge

>> No.45403101
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>>45396641
it's kind of hard to find the exact kind of picture I'm looking for, but tall clown even if she's not stacked really does it for me

>> No.45408930

clownpiece is getting her clown cheeks clapped

>> No.45409828

why do clown threads always 404?

>> No.45409842

Patchouli and it's not even close. She has spells for days and I'm supposed to somehow choose a fucking loli clown? Really?

Y'all can have all the foreskin-degloving clownussy you want I'll be happy with purple magic. I swear to god half of you got your brain matter turned into sunflower fertilizer.

>> No.45414407

God I want to be balls deep inside Clownpiece during christmas eve as I fill her womb with the christmas spirit

>> No.45418954
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>>45364952
i just wanna sleep in all day with patchi and grope and kiss eachother half asleep, she looks really comfortable to fondle and touch everywhere

>> No.45419633

>>45409842
>I swear to god half of you got your brain matter turned into sunflower fertilizer
As someone currently buried in Yuuka's sunflower garden, I take offense to that.

>> No.45419908
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>>45409828
Too erotic for the jay.
Just look at this semen archdemon

>> No.45420803
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>>45364952
Patchouli would watch Christmas movies with you and she would let you use her lap pillow.

>> No.45420896

>>45364952
Patchouli just because she keeps to herself and doesn't get into trouble so Santa will most likely visit her and give her presents for being a good girl. She makes cookies for Santa too.

Clownpiece is getting coal in her stocking because she is so mischievous and a trouble maker. She tried to make cookies for Santa but ate them all.

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>>45420803
I'd love that

>> No.45427627

>>45364952
The clown
Our children get to play with super cool aunty Hecatia and turbo racist Junko

>> No.45428103

>>45420896
Anon, I'm sorry to tell you this, but Santa isn't real.

>> No.45428128
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>>45428103
>Santa isn't real
Apologize.

>> No.45428163

>>45364952
Someone tell Hecca to stop making such erotic outfits for Junko
At this rate she'll have twenty sons to replace the one she lost.

>> No.45435099
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45435099

>>45428163
That's Piece, anon.

>> No.45435531

>>45428103
You are getting coal for Christmas

>> No.45437729

>>45435099
Junko belly

>> No.45437939
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45437939

>>45435099
It can't be, too sexy to be some retarded f**ry

>> No.45438025
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>>45437939
She's Hecatia's underling, anon. Of course Piece is the embodiment of sex.

>> No.45441808

>>45438025
I'm more interested in her moms...
You think she'll introduce me?

>> No.45446651

>>45427627
I don't think half-hell fairies are a good idea

>> No.45447422

>>45438025
But her master is supposed to be virgin goddess! It's improper for her underling to be so lewd!

>> No.45447444

>>45447422
Clownpi makes sure that her master stays a virgin by seducing any man that gets close to her.

>> No.45447454
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45447454

>>45447444
Good thing I have a thing for mature women then.
Although I'd rather spend an evening with the insane one...

>> No.45449942

>>45446651
How so, Clownpeice's genes would be excellent for a human to have
A performance enhancer to humiliate steroids

>> No.45450129

>>45366785
I'm here for neither. Who should I spend Christmas with?

>> No.45450172

>>45450129
Me.

>> No.45450939

>>45450172
A-anon, I...

>> No.45456749
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ejaculate inside Kuranpisu

>> No.45456861

anon s-stop it ow

>> No.45467668 [SPOILER] 
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>>45364952
Patche is smart but does she have

CLOWNFEET

>> No.45468520

>>45467668
Yummy blonde feet. I also like it when she her uniform wraps around her toes.

>> No.45468534
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>>45364952
I think I'd rather spend anything with Patchouli over Clownpiece. No offense to Clownpiece or anything, but she's no Patchouli.

>> No.45469137
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>>45364952
Definitely Patchouli, it's not even a question.

>> No.45469187

>>45456861
Imagine being teased and seduced by bratpiece for an entire night, when you finally have enough and silence her she goes all embarrassed and quietly tries to get you to stop out of fear of what's happening. She made mistake and listened to Lady Heca's advice on how she should treat the man she likes and now she's trying to not have a white Christmas.
Sadly, she's already had you gaze into her torch...

>> No.45472631

>>45469187
What was Hecatia's advice?

>> No.45475130
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45475130

>>45467668
No, Patche has cute feet
>>45468534
>>45469137
Good lads

>> No.45487260

Patchouli deserves to die.

>> No.45487585

Patchouli without a doubt. A book reader who stays inside a lot is peak cozy weather activity. Not only that but Patchouli is my favorite 2hu

>> No.45487615

>>45364952
Patchouli, but by that I mean "I want to get raped by Koakuma from Christmas eve until boxing day"

>> No.45496865
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>>45472631
"If you blueball a man enough, eventually he'll lose his patience and rape you!"
I mean, what else did you expect from the "It's not a phase" hu.

>> No.45496883

>>45364952
Clownpiece sure has wide hips.

>> No.45496901

>>45496865
Hecatia Lapislazuli has never had sex. She'd be too embarrassed to give that kind of advice

>> No.45496906

>>45496883
I still refuse to believe that isn't Junko in a sexy costume. Look at her, she's just too erotic.
If not, I might be going to federal prison...

>>45487615
Sounds fun. Two-timing the pair of them seems like a rewarding use of time.

>> No.45496919
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>>45496901
>Hecatia Lapislazuli has never had sex
Correct.
>She'd be too embarrassed to give that kind of advice
What makes you think the sex goddess of hell is afraid of some dirty talk?

>> No.45496923
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>>45496883
The better to straddle you with.

>> No.45496937

>>45496919
>What makes you think the sex goddess of hell is afraid of some dirty talk?
it's better gap moe

>> No.45497403

>>45496923
EVIL

>> No.45497608
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45497608

Patchouli
Clownpiece might be hotter but she is also an idiot and know nothing of sex
Patchouli with milk your dick dry over and over

>> No.45497707
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>>45497608
Funny that a literal child is hotter than the asthmatic megane magician

>> No.45497713

Why doesn't the U.S Gov pay Zun a gorillian dollars to use Clownpiece as recruiting material?

>> No.45498181

>>45497713
Why doesn't the US government turn soldiers into Clownpiece so they're immortal?

>> No.45498592
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45498592

>>45396641
Child-birthing hipspiece!

>> No.45498704
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Grownwomanpiece.

>> No.45498941

>>45364952
Neither of them and not even with (You).
I'll stay with Reimu.

>> No.45499000

>>45498941
What's with you

>> No.45499272

>>45499000
Shut up

>> No.45500065

>>45498704
I'll pass

>> No.45503224

>>45497707
ok pedo

>> No.45504768
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45504768

I think Clownpiece would be more receptive to joy & festivity of the season.

>> No.45507898

>>45504768
Cheekclappy likes being whipped

>> No.45508134

>>45503224
*underage enthusiast

>> No.45514897
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45514897

Patche...

>> No.45519685

>>45499272
I'll smash.

>> No.45526224

>>45364952
Clownpiece

>> No.45528614

>>45498704
I want the clown to steal my bloodline

>> No.45536721
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45536721

GET PREGNANT, CLOWNPIECE
GET PREGNANT WITH MY SEED

>> No.45536804

I love the christmas spirit

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