Be honest, how often do you fantasize about dating/marrying a touhou?

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Anonymous Mon Dec 4 03:19:33 2023 No.45416185 [Reply] [Original]

Be honest, how often do you fantasize about dating/marrying a touhou?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 4 03:20:59 2023 No.45416193 >>45416185 Every day, sometimes a couple times a day. If you broaden the question to "get raped by", every hour.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 4 04:23:34 2023 No.45416541 File: 1.34 MB, 1240x1754, 65626301_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45416185 Never, I don't need to fantasize when we're already married.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 4 04:27:11 2023 No.45416556 File: 428 KB, 623x800, 1696111500712121.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45416185 im already married to my wife tho

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 4 04:32:02 2023 No.45416571 Many times, I can't stop, whenever I need to concentrate on something my mind starts to daydream with me along with a touhou and I lose all my concentration please help me

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 4 04:50:15 2023 No.45416675 >>45416185 Rarely. I have trouble fantasizing about that because the idea of a touhou accepting my love confession or marriage proposal seems way too unrealistic.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 4 05:11:08 2023 No.45416776 >>45416185 This is the reason why I writefag a little bit everyday if I can. It helps with coping.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 4 05:26:04 2023 No.45416856 File: 755 KB, 2000x2000, __yasaka_kanako_touhou_drawn_by_primsla__5db2f43a56ba1486342fafed62eb1fb7.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I am married.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 4 05:30:37 2023 No.45416875 >>45416185 I'm too much of a chuuni so I dream of having epic battles to the death instead, where I'm a moralfag who's actually trying to save her.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 4 05:31:57 2023 No.45416881 >>45416185 I fantasize about her fantasizing about marrying me.

Anonymous Mon Dec 4 05:32:13 2023 No.45416882

>>45416185
Almost every day, i a have a small story in my head about how i got into gensokyo, try to survive and get well settled enough to be able to hang out with my touhou, then slowly i manage to make money by taking dangerous jobs in the human village and finally get close to my touhou by donating to her shrine, i train every day thinking about this and trying to get as ready as i can

Anonymous Mon Dec 4 05:36:00 2023 No.45416899

Please help me come up with a reason why every hag suddenly falls in love with the same NEET from the outside world. My current explanation is that I'm some kind of angel and have incredible hidden powers, but that explanation doesn't feel good enough. I need a reason or the hag harem fantasy breaks doen.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 4 05:39:01 2023 No.45416912 >>45416899 Novelty of a foreigner is a hell of a drug, especially for a centuries old being who has never left her country.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 4 05:40:46 2023 No.45416918 >>45416899 I don't put myself directly into the stories, I make a new character and subconsciously project myself into him

Anonymous Mon Dec 4 05:47:31 2023 No.45416953

>>45416899
Your problem is you're expanding your scope too widely. For my Flantasy I specialize myself in being a fun playment, snack dispenser, and competent butler/quasi father figure for her and I render side quests with the other residents that get steamy to be non-canon

Anonymous Mon Dec 4 05:57:35 2023 No.45416990

>>45416918
I tend to make the male subject of the scenarios I type up be a generic Anon rather than a solid character specifically so people can do that. Almost feels like it would be weird if I made the subject a specific person with a name and shit. I could always just type it in second person but that's a habit I tried to move away from with these kinds of things.

Anonymous Mon Dec 4 06:01:02 2023 No.45416997
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>>45416899
1: I'm super cool
2: I'm like 6'9
3: I'm like super jacked bro
4: my mommy calls me a gentleman
5: i got a A on my last test so i am super smart
6: i am proficient in cooking chicken nuggets
7: i got gold diamond camo in bo2
8: i am like a real stud man
9: i got this real cool suit and tie

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 4 06:12:33 2023 No.45417029 >>45416899 Just be nice to them.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 4 09:10:52 2023 No.45417553 File: 451 KB, 900x1200, Medicine WIFE.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This right here. Medicine is my cute young wife and we live together in a comfy house on the Suzuran Field, just love how cute she is. Cute doll wife.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 4 09:18:21 2023 No.45417566 >>45416185 Never. All of my fantasies for Touhou are about violence, Youkai genocide, destroying Gensokyo, etc.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 4 09:35:25 2023 No.45417617 File: 279 KB, 650x800, 1685805683943.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45416185 Every minute of every hour, I crave the sunflower

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 4 09:44:13 2023 No.45417631 >>45416185 I already have a waifu so I think about her instead.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 4 09:46:50 2023 No.45417635 An unrelated question, which 2hag would enjoy the company of an extroverted 20-something year old male with good confidence and banter but shit everything else.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 4 09:51:41 2023 No.45417646 File: 424 KB, 850x1118, sample_9af5b39d7478a2f79723098bf75c4e03.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45417635 I'm thinking Eirin

Anonymous Mon Dec 4 09:53:27 2023 No.45417652
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>>45417635
All of them would, canonically
all the hags enjoy good entertaining company, even Yuuka is on record liking it

I bet that confidence wouldn't last long though.
You think you're hot shit but wait until you're face to face with a creature that you fucking know beyond doubt eats people and could overpower you effortlessly if they felt like it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 4 13:29:50 2023 No.45418663 >>45416571 This right here.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 4 13:39:56 2023 No.45418713 >>45417652 It'd be good until you make one slip of the tongue and anger them. In case of such an emergency, it's best to go for hags like Kanako and Yuyuko, who (probably) won't murder you.

Anonymous Mon Dec 4 13:47:41 2023 No.45418769
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>>45416185
A lot desu. I'm not a full blown waifufag with printouts of my fav touhou, her wallpaper or anything like that, just a lonely, hitori sabishi man.
Where do you find more touhou x male ships that aren't straight up hentai? All i ever seem to find is yurishits.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 4 13:58:45 2023 No.45418843 >>45418769 >Where do you find more touhou x male ships that aren't straight up hentai? All i ever seem to find is yurishits. what

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 4 14:03:09 2023 No.45418861 File: 1.52 MB, 1240x1754, brightandsunnyyuuka.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45416185 Only once a day, when I wake up because I never stop thinking about her. I accept her in full, and I would never wish her to change for my sake.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 4 14:09:25 2023 No.45418894 >>45417652 The proper save in this case, would be to play it off as a joke or a flirt. You'd have to shoot straight for the charisma break if you want to live to see the end of that day

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 4 14:18:22 2023 No.45418956 >>45418713 Just apologize and then say "nihongo muzukashii".

Anonymous Mon Dec 4 15:41:42 2023 No.45419455
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>>45418843
I thought it was pretty self explanatory? How do I find STRAIGHT non H romance manga featuring touhous?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 4 15:43:42 2023 No.45419470 >>45419455 Ah, I understand now, that doesn't exist unfortunately

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 4 15:46:36 2023 No.45419488 File: 173 KB, 850x1200, __hong_meiling_touhou_drawn_by_risui_suzu_rks__sample-6f50bb4cb668fe323843ffe0e453ed9b.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45416185 I want to marry Meiling so bad bros...

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 4 15:47:16 2023 No.45419492 File: 170 KB, 716x1011, IMG_1112.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45417646 Really, how so? I've always thought I would come off as too crass for someone as strict as Eirin-san.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 4 15:48:29 2023 No.45419497 >>45418769 I draw my own

Anonymous Mon Dec 4 16:12:51 2023 No.45419626
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>>45416185
Every day I fantasize about marrying Reimu and having so many children with her that the villagers come to worship us as a pair of gods of marriage and childbirth as we spend our days tending the shrine and watching over our children as they battle youkai and perform ceremonies with Reimu occasionally releasing a holy fury upon and youkai stupid enough to not play by the rules and harm one of our children.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 4 16:17:17 2023 No.45419657 >>45419626 This pic always gives me some feelings....

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 4 16:21:33 2023 No.45419683 >>45419626 This except she is an abusive alcoholic

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 4 16:24:03 2023 No.45419699 >>45419683 I'll fix her, she's not unfixable. Aunn and Kasen's efforts have shown as much, and I'll never give up on her.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 4 16:25:12 2023 No.45419707 >>45419683 not again not again not again

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 4 16:25:43 2023 No.45419711 >>45419683 You and me both, every time I dream of Reimu it almost invariably ends up with her driving me to my death. I don't even masturbate to it, its just a dear fantasy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 4 16:28:30 2023 No.45419734 >>45419707 Thats what her husband think every night after she goes out drinking with Marisa.

Anonymous Mon Dec 4 16:30:15 2023 No.45419745

>>45419455
Dont listen to this retarded yuricuck >>45419470

Theres a couple of artists who do both sfw and nsfw hetero romance. Like himajin noizu and asutora/anterdel for example. Theres also hidefu kitayan who sometimes shows certain 2hus having a crush on rinnosuke.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 4 16:30:37 2023 No.45419749 >>45419734 Both of them unable to seek solace in each other's arms will end up fucking Marisa. How can this criminal witch keep winning!

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 4 16:32:55 2023 No.45419767 >>45419749 This what Marisa dreams off, meanwhile husbans-kun keeps sneaking out to the moriya shrine and Reimu gets "corrected" by Kasen.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 4 16:33:05 2023 No.45419769 >>45419745 Im not yuricuck, but these are rare

Anonymous Mon Dec 4 16:37:07 2023 No.45419791
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>>45419683
That's pretty weird, anon. Can't relate.
Now excuse me as I imagine myself completely ignoring Yukari as she comes to beg me and Reimu to stop having sex or at least start using condoms because our progeny is rapidly outgrowing all the other clans in Gensokyo.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 4 16:38:46 2023 No.45419800 >>45419791 Only Reisen can beat Reimu...

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 4 17:16:07 2023 No.45419965 I have fantasies about the auntie touhous (Iku, Mamizou, etc) teasing me and calling me stuff like "boy" and "kid" and "sonny". It's not ss because I insert myself as a 20 something year old guy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 4 17:18:30 2023 No.45419979 >>45419965 As I get older and older, the appeal of having someone around who still sees me as young becomes greater.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 4 17:40:46 2023 No.45420078 >>45419979 Sorry old man, your time has passed and now its your time to correct some brats.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 4 17:49:07 2023 No.45420119 >>45419745 あひがとう.(•‿•)

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 4 18:50:30 2023 No.45420419 >>45416185 I fantasize every night as I go to sleep but not about marrying them, it's about ryona/torturing them, particularly Marisa

Anonymous Mon Dec 4 18:54:47 2023 No.45420449

>>45416899
Dunno about you but one good reason is being funny or entertaining. Friends and family say i'm funny and i always get people to laugh. If that isn't the case for you then idk. Maybe they just like cute clueless young men who are practically babies compared to them. Or maybe they think that you being an overthinker is cute and endearing. Could be a sign of intelligence. It's hard to say since you have said nothing about yourself.
>>45416953
A-Alfried Pennyworth, is that you?

Anonymous Mon Dec 4 19:00:19 2023 No.45420478
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>>45417635
Ran. Foxes are also confident and have good banter. Could also be extroverted. Although Ran is a special case. I think she is introverted but can easily socialize when she has to or is in the mood. I think she would enjoy making jokes or witty comments with someone. She could easily toy with you and make you blush and melt your confidence away or play into it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 4 19:04:57 2023 No.45420495 >>45419492 I have a hard time imagining Eirin with anyone, honestly. Like, it's way easier to imagine the kind of guy that Kaguya would like than it is for Eirin, whose mindset really is completely alien to human human beings.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 4 19:05:49 2023 No.45420504 >>45420495 She strikes as as someone who does not care about romance or sex.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 4 19:12:53 2023 No.45420549 >>45420495 Well you would need to be someone that Kaguya likes while at same time not trying to marry her or anything. I think thats a good start.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 4 19:22:22 2023 No.45420599 can't stop fantasizing about dating marisa and cheating on her with her best friends the maricuck picture has ruined me

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 4 19:23:46 2023 No.45420603 >>45420599 Wish we would get writefags to write a fic of this concept like abuse Reimu did.

Anonymous Mon Dec 4 19:31:52 2023 No.45420646
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>>45420495
>>45420549
They're very close friends and deeply respect one another and come from the same civilization. There would a lot of overlap in what they like in a guy with there of course being differences. My headcanon is that Eirin would secretly like a guy that contrasts her. Someone who's funny and laid back. Good humour and wit are a potential sign of intelligence. Speaking of, the more intelligent the better. Can't keep asking stupid questions or not getting what she means instantly. Or maybe you can pretend to understand and ask Kaguya later on. She would probably like someone like Colgateman.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 4 19:36:48 2023 No.45420677 File: 746 KB, 2896x4096, 1682960337869766.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I always day dream about marrying my wife Okuu

Anonymous Mon Dec 4 19:51:53 2023 No.45420774
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>>45419800
Anon, we both know that Reisen is a cowardly little bunny who runs away from the guys she captures before she even gets to the rape part.
Besides, youkai just aren't very fertile, not even rabbit youkai, which is why Tewi tries to bolster their ranks by uplifting regular rabbits instead of just starting a breeding program.

Really, I imagine that most youkai feel blessed to have just one child within their partner's lifetime. More than that is an exceptional feat.
Either way, the useless rabbit will never manage to outbreed Gensokyo's literal fertility goddess. Nothing will stop us from filling Gensokyo with humans, as it should be.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 4 20:02:44 2023 No.45420852 >>45420774 But Reisen gets over her fears by using her power over brainwaves to mind fuck young men into being pliable fucktoys for her.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 4 20:12:04 2023 No.45420910 >>45420599 want to try to stay monogamous but I keep getting sexually assaulted by alice, patchy, reimu and co. who are jealous of Marisa getting attention and want to sabotage the relationship

Anonymous Mon Dec 4 20:12:40 2023 No.45420914
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>>45416185
I like entertaining myself with the fantasy every now and again. Co-managing an onsen with my wife sounds comfy and I like thinking about that.
>>45418861
Very good. Saying "I can fix her" is weak, whereas saying "I can accept her" is powerful.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 4 20:44:20 2023 No.45421133 >>45418713 Yukari isn't the type to murder. Even people she really doesn't like. She would probably just 4D chess prank you to punish you or something. Or get Ran to finger bang and edge you until you cry and become Ran's butt boy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 4 21:02:48 2023 No.45421238 >>45421133 >Or get Ran to finger bang and edge you until you cry and become Ran's butt boy. How do you anger Yukari enough for this?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 4 21:06:54 2023 No.45421274 >>45420449 >A-Alfried Pennyworth, is that you? I just realized the joke, made me smile

Anonymous Mon Dec 4 21:44:29 2023 No.45421548
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>>45421238
Maybe fuck up some plan she has somehow. Embarrass her in front of Yuyuko or the sages? Pump and dump her after leading her on while she's stressed out about college? What i mean is fooling around with Merry. That's if you take Merry = Yukari as being canon.
>>45421274
>made me smile
Makes me smile too.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 4 21:54:53 2023 No.45421621 >>45416185 None, because everyone in Gensokyo are assholes

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 4 21:57:36 2023 No.45421646 >>45421621 But enough about Reimu. Let's talk about why Sanae is evil.

Anonymous Mon Dec 4 21:59:58 2023 No.45421660

I'm not suicidal enough to willingly involve myself in a relationship with monsters who not only don't respect human life but could kill me easily and without any risk of consequences or retaliation due to their insane powers. The drastic power imbalance makes interpersonal relationships impossible.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 4 22:03:32 2023 No.45421680 >>45421660 what about the human 2hu girls

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 4 22:05:37 2023 No.45421688 >>45421660 I am that suicidal and also think getting killed by my wife is hot. Unfortunately I also like the hu who is one of the least likely to kill someone she likes, Ran.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 4 22:08:24 2023 No.45421704 >>45416185 Every fucking day.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 4 22:14:31 2023 No.45421729 >>45421660 Only an unhinged woman has the fortitude to withstand the intensity of my love.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 4 22:18:29 2023 No.45421751 >>45421688 If you find it hot to be killed or overpowered by a woman then sorry to inform you but you're a beta male.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 4 22:20:44 2023 No.45421759 File: 967 KB, 1200x1697, 1672928590137.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45421660 That's why yanhus are so hot Anon The monster caught you, and is now going to keep you how do you manage life and pacify your new supernaturally beautiful wife

Anonymous Mon Dec 4 22:21:42 2023 No.45421766
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>>45416185
I don’t. I fantasize about meeting Reimu and Marisa, showing her cool stuff from the outside world like our alcohols and other fun stuff. Not so I can have sex with them, just to have fun.

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>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 4 22:32:39 2023 No.45421829 >>45421751 You know I've never met anyone who uses the phrase "beta male" unironically who wasn't also at the rock bottom of the dating pool.

Anonymous Mon Dec 4 22:39:18 2023 No.45421860
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>>45421829
Not like it's a major loss for me. Women stink.
What I am talking about is having a modicum of self-respect and dignity. If you let yourself get stepped on like a bug and enjoy it, then you deserve to be looked down upon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 4 22:42:10 2023 No.45421880 >>45421238 Tell her Reimu will never call her mom.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 4 22:46:16 2023 No.45421903 >>45421860 I don't actually care what you think, I'm just making an observation about glass houses and stones.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 4 22:50:12 2023 No.45421923 >>45421751 This is bait right? Who the fuck speaks like this, in /jp/ of all places?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 4 22:50:33 2023 No.45421924 >>45421903 Being a beta doesn't say anything about how much sex you have, but how much you defer to women at the cost of yourself. The entire concept of being pussy-whipped

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 4 22:52:24 2023 No.45421934 >>45421924 not that you would know this, but the idea of being whipped has nothing to do with what happens in the bedroom

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 4 22:58:11 2023 No.45421970 File: 60 KB, 724x1024, IMG_0202.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45416185 Like many others everyday and I weep knowing I’ll never lovingly hold Takanes hand and get pulled in for a hug

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 4 22:58:45 2023 No.45421975 >>45421660 So dealing with modern day women and the legal system?

Anonymous Mon Dec 4 22:59:00 2023 No.45421976
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>>45416185
Quite a lot. Kogasa and I have many things in common, and the idea of helping her overcome her insecurities through companionship and affection is one that really appeals to me.
I also fantasize about becoming close friends with other characters, but not as much from a romantic perspective.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 4 22:59:25 2023 No.45421981 >>45421975 Yes. Though you still have the option to murder and rape so it's not as bad as Gensokyo is.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 4 22:59:46 2023 No.45421985 >>45421759 Daily hot dickings.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 4 23:02:06 2023 No.45421995 >>45421923 Maybe this is some elaborate trick to make his 2wife force him down and use him.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 4 23:02:50 2023 No.45421999 >>45421995 Consensual feisty rape roleplay.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 4 23:04:31 2023 No.45422007 >>45421999 Being bratty and talking big game so she teaches you a lesson.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 4 23:05:58 2023 No.45422016 >>45422007 You might break my pelvis but you'll never break my human spirit, you stupid fucking bitch.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 4 23:13:04 2023 No.45422063 File: 26 KB, 350x281, IMG_2992.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45422016 A man got his prostate finger-raped by a kitsune for 5 hours straight. This is what happened to him.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 4 23:15:52 2023 No.45422079 File: 440 KB, 600x943, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45422063 This is your brain. This is your brain after Ran flipped your bitch switch. Any questions?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 4 23:19:52 2023 No.45422099 File: 15 KB, 384x448, 1452457886481.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45422063 >>45422079 I doubt being fingerbanged for 5 hours is much of a threat to the average /jp/sie who jacks off to porn for hours at a time at a regular basis.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 4 23:37:35 2023 No.45422167 >>45422063 That fox is very skilled at edging a man from the inside and out for hours until he says everything she wants to hear.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 4 23:45:15 2023 No.45422190 >>45416185 I can't even imagine a fictional woman loving me. I wish I could have a waifu.

Anonymous Mon Dec 4 23:46:27 2023 No.45422198
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Ran is built for many things. Domination, getting dominated, edging you for 5 hours straight, mothering Chen's many new little sisters, dryfishing you, smothering you in mofu, playing high stakes hide and seek with you during her estrus. The possibilities are endless.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 4 23:47:34 2023 No.45422207 File: 3.97 MB, 1240x1754, ezgif-4-7507df27d0.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45422099 spoken like someone who has NO idea what Ran Yakumo's fingers can do to a man

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 5 00:02:14 2023 No.45422269 >>45422198 I want to have her be very harsh, rough, and mean to me then afterwards give good aftercare where she hugs me and reassures it's just her fetish.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 5 03:49:05 2023 No.45423627 File: 887 KB, 1613x1843, 31d5549477.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45416185 Occasionally. It's fun. Seems to help with getting good sleep too.

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>>45421548
>Embarrass her in front of Yuyuko or the sages
Since the punishment in this case is very embarrassing and shameful (being reduced to a moaning drooling retard by a youkai woman's fingers), this seems like the most likely method.

Anonymous Tue Dec 5 10:08:23 2023 No.45425194
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>>45422063
Usually it's "This is what happened to his brain/liver/heart or whatever. He didn't even specify this time. This shit is systemic.
>>45422079
Will she ever flip it back so i'lll feel like a man again? When will my dry orgasms end? Will i also ejaculate normally or will i keep squirting like a girl?
>>45422198
She is indeed built for all of those things. I never heard of dryfishing though. Only got urban dictionary definitions. The one about making a man cum until he dies makes me interested. The possibilities are endless. She could generate AI porn made by herself and jerk you off. Use illusions to play out scenarios or fantasies. Control multiple bodies and gang rape you. Give you multiple bodies and have you gang rape her etc. Also uh where did you get that image of Ran from? Is it from a hentai doujin? I couldn't reverse image search it.
>>45422269
She's a legitimately good person. I like to imagine that her aftercare is unparalleled. She can do almost anything to you, no matter how merciless or sadistic or painful and you'd endure it because it feels amazing and because of the promise of getting the best cuddles and fluffing and cooing afterwards. She could easily break a dick with prostate torture so it doesn't cum properly or doesn't get fully erect and even mock you for being rendered impotent only to fix you up later on. ''You'll forgive me, won't, you?''

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 5 11:37:15 2023 No.45425734 >>45423627 Kagerou would be a good wife, all things considered She would actually care about doing a good job

Anonymous Tue Dec 5 12:13:04 2023 No.45426087

>>45416185
Never, I'm not a family person. Most of my touhou fantasies are about trying to leave grimsokyo/becoming a lone villager in normalsokyo/achieving immortality by any means possible. In 2/3 of scenarios I antagonise 2hus, in 1/3 I just blend in as a nameless villager.

Anonymous Tue Dec 5 12:34:25 2023 No.45426287
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>>45420914
To love the 'ka truly is to love every part of her, the sweet and the sour.
If you can only love the sweet side of her, then the existence of the sour will surly destroy you, bit by bit. Likewise, a man who can only love the sour will slowly corrupt and be corrupted into a twisted shell of a person, incapable of appreciating beauty in his heart of hearts.

No, the only way is to love every bit of her as much as every other bit. Only by accepting both the yin and the yang can you truly say you love the whole as well. Wanting to change some major part of her is like saying you only love cats that have been declawed, which is to say you selfishly only want the bits you like to exist at all.

I like her wearing black pantsu though, that's a reasonable request.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 5 13:18:14 2023 No.45426595 >>45426087 You should stop trying to be a side character in your own fantasies

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 5 14:05:53 2023 No.45426908 >>45426595 not him, but similar boat I'm a side character in my own life, so being a side character in fantasies is natural

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 5 14:11:41 2023 No.45426944 >>45426595 I am the antagonist in my fantasies.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 5 15:36:42 2023 No.45427435 In my fantasies, i am the villain who attempts to genocide all of gensokyo's youkai, and liberate the human villagers

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 5 15:54:50 2023 No.45427522 >>45427435 That's cool dude. In mine I breed and impregnate all the youkais.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 5 15:57:25 2023 No.45427534 >>45427435 I am the jaded hero who stops you after the sages interrupted my fishing trip for one last job.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 5 17:52:34 2023 No.45428244 >>45427522 Thats very degenerate, anon. You should breed human women instead to preserve the superior, pure human race. >>45427534 You cant stop me. Billions (of youkai) must die.

Anonymous Tue Dec 5 18:41:55 2023 No.45428549
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>>45425194
Dryfishing is a term IIRC coined from the monster fucker community as the loss scenes of the MC in many of those games, e.g. Luka from MGQ, are ejaculation until death. Ran won't let you die, but you'll be close when winter rolls around. Huskification is probably more descriptive.
>sauce
https://exhentai.org/g/1382982/786989c68b/
/ss/ is another thing Ran is good for. Shame there's not a whole lot of stuff with marriage with her.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 5 19:13:42 2023 No.45428703 I don't like to fantasize about it because it just turns into me clinging to a 2hag to the point where they can't even smug about it anymore

Anonymous Tue Dec 5 21:27:18 2023 No.45429592
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>>45425734
I always imagine her being a complete dork at first, having all knowledge about the perplexing concepts of romance and love come from listening to Waggy's wide collection of tales and sappy novels. I wanna pull her in for a tight, unending embrace while laying on the couch and feel her heart pound like mad against my chest. Enjoy those fleeting moments of teasing her before the tables are flipped against me once she gets over those initial butterflies.

Anonymous Tue Dec 5 21:30:00 2023 No.45429612

>>45425194
>She's a legitimately good person. I like to imagine that her aftercare is unparalleled.
It's not exactly that. I really like the contrast any time I see Ran be pleasant and kind outside of sex but rough and dominant in the bedroom. The contrast between nice loving fox and aggressive dom is very nice. Pity that's not so common to see her.

Anonymous Tue Dec 5 21:31:46 2023 No.45429627
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>>45429592
you can distract the dumb wolf by explaining a board game to her (she won't get it because all she knows how to play is the gensokyo version of amogus) and then use the moment of opportunity to hug her again

Anonymous Tue Dec 5 21:34:07 2023 No.45429642

>>45428549
>IIRC coined from the monster fucker community
Ugh. MGE.
>Ran won't let you die, but you'll be close when winter rolls around.
Probably not, but her Necrofantasy/Maiden's Illusionary Funeral makes me think that she could kill an anon only to bring him back quickly.
>>45429612
I agree. I think its not too common to see because a lot of characters get the ''ohhhh im so shy kawaiii!!'' treatment from fans and consequently artists.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 15:11:03 2023 No.45437268 >>45429642 That term absolutely wouldn't have come from MGE though when its creator forbids it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 17:51:17 2023 No.45438325 >>45437268 Can you go into more detail?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 20:00:25 2023 No.45439207 >>45438325 KC is severely mentally unwell and semi-frequently spergs out at his fans for liking his world the wrong way. Some fans and trolls deliberately wind him up to make him act out. This explains close to 100% of all the shit you hear about him.

Anonymous Wed Dec 6 20:08:11 2023 No.45439273
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>>45438325
KC has like one rule 'no NTR allowed', and he uses DMCA to enforce this upon people using his designs and setting for such works.
Naturally this enrages NTRfags(ironically) and there's been a very autistic gurella war waged ever since. In fact, we in /jp/ host our own resident schizo/actual autist who is an Irish furry thats made it his life goal to use his CWCesque powers of drawing real bad, really bad blender skills, blacked commissions, and amateur unity game design to make such works.
You can visit /mgt/ to see him in his cage, its quite amusing

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 20:11:14 2023 No.45439293 >>45439273 >KC has like one rule 'no NTR allowed', and he uses DMCA to enforce this upon people using his designs and setting for such works. On one hand based, on the other hand holy fuck

Anonymous Wed Dec 6 20:14:54 2023 No.45439324

>>45439293
You should have seen the shitstorm when the Blacked thread on /d/ got DMCA'd for posters editing his girls and the mods shut it down. The amount of cope as literal faggots stormed the thread was hilarious. Never has one man cucked NTRfags so much.
I don't know why they got so mad, this is their fetish

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 21:22:21 2023 No.45439675 >>45439324 Well that's just fucking glorious. Props to the based anticuck.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 22:58:57 2023 No.45440200 >>45439273 >blender skills Hold on, is that the same guy who spams every ran thread with his 3d stuff?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 23:21:38 2023 No.45440284 >>45440200 I don't think so, different brands of autism and a lack of shared fetishes

Anonymous Thu Dec 7 00:16:02 2023 No.45440572
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>>45416899
Most Anons have low self-esteem from lack of social outings and completing projects, so they never see the world reflect back on them and are stuck in their own hurt box were their insecurities are constantly reflected back at them until that's all you become. They desperately want somebody to look at them to find something worthwhile and I think the reality is that, using the external perspective of a fictional character, one can find the good in their own existence.

Anonymous Thu Dec 7 00:23:52 2023 No.45440609
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>>45440572
Wrong again anon, I have low self-esteem because every interaction with people I have ever had was so consistently awful that it slowly eroded me to the point where I can no longer believe in human kindness.
Try again next time!

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 7 00:31:07 2023 No.45440639 >>45440609 Skill issue, you interacted with wrong people.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 7 00:41:00 2023 No.45440693 >>45440609 You just suck then as you are terrible at knowing people of good moral character. You are like those women that exclusively date abusers

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 7 00:55:41 2023 No.45440784 >>45440609 What is this image about? Is it the different kind of abuse thing i see around here sometimes?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 7 00:59:35 2023 No.45440804 >>45440784 About someone being dumb enough to abuse Yuuka.

Anonymous Thu Dec 7 01:03:55 2023 No.45440830

>>45440784
It's meant to be one of those art practice things, in this case trying to leave Yuuka (your wife).
This one's obviously a joke, because she just looks deranged yet frozen in shock.

>>45440693
I didn't get much of a choice, and I have a pretty good sample of the population. Everytime I put myself out there it ends up fucking me over and making me feel like shit, to the point where the constant depression I get from only the very bare minimum of interaction I have to do to get by is better.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 7 01:05:26 2023 No.45440843 >>45440830 Take the schizoidpill and learn to love solitude more than people.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 7 01:05:30 2023 No.45440846 File: 1.44 MB, 2220x3106, 1682932532959606.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45416185 Frequently. I need to be worthy of her!

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 7 01:07:23 2023 No.45440856 >>45440830 A good sample of the population is at least ~100.000 people.

Anonymous Thu Dec 7 01:10:21 2023 No.45440874
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>>45429627
While amusing, this tactic will only work so many times before the silly wolf finally wisens up. Gotta switch things up by doing something like smooching her and continuing with the hug while her brain does a system reset. Though it's only a matter of time until that, too, loses its effect.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 7 01:11:44 2023 No.45440886 >>45440856 I'm talking about personal relationships, not a census. Don't get pedantic with me, you won't change anything. >>45440843 I'm halfway there, and I still hate it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 7 06:44:23 2023 No.45442490 >>45440874 Eventually she'll counterplay by hauling you to bed to wring pups out of you Then you're stuck with her forever

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 7 06:47:38 2023 No.45442508 >>45440572 This but unironically.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 7 11:45:55 2023 No.45444182 >>45440609 Dunno if you'll see this but ignore the retards who are gaslighting you. You were just unlucky enough to get a lot of negative reinforcement.

Anonymous Thu Dec 7 16:12:02 2023 No.45446498

>>45416185
I wake up thinking about Sumireko paizuri every day
I write a fanfiction where she falls in love with my self insert every night
Sumireko is my desktop wallpaper
The only porn I've ever paid for was Sumireko porn from a niche artist
I will make a Sumireko thread on my birthday and I will keep it alive until it hits the bump limit
I am Renko's dad

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 7 16:39:41 2023 No.45446621 >>45446498 Can I go out with your daughter?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 8 06:24:59 2023 No.45450733 >>45446498 How will you ever make Renko if you only paizuri her?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 8 07:46:25 2023 No.45450981 >>45416185 I'm mentally ill so I imagine myself as a cute youkai married to someone.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 8 07:47:13 2023 No.45450984 >>45450981 Like...to a man?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 8 07:50:06 2023 No.45450995 >>45450984 Yeah

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 8 07:51:33 2023 No.45451004 >>45450981 What kind of youkai are you?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 8 07:53:17 2023 No.45451011 >>45450995 Wowee!

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 8 07:54:40 2023 No.45451023 My fantasy is to transcend humanity and become a youkai myself so I can join my wife in having an equally long lifespan.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 8 08:07:40 2023 No.45451069 >>45451004 Either a generic type of youkai like Yuuka or Yukari, or a magician.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 8 08:38:29 2023 No.45451190 Not a lot, I feel inferior to the 2hus

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 8 09:13:20 2023 No.45451285 >>45451069 Got any special powers or traits?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 8 10:05:51 2023 No.45451456 >>45451069 >a generic type of youkai >Yuuka and Yukari damn maybe you are fit to be their husband because clearly you already dropped off your brain somewhere and they don;t need to take it from you

Anonymous Fri Dec 8 10:13:35 2023 No.45451486

>>45451456
I mean generic in the sense that they don't have a species, they are just "youkai". Ironically that makes them more unique because they're solely associated with their own abilities instead of a youkai species species, unlike with tengu, oni, etc

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 8 10:26:48 2023 No.45451539 >>45451486 ah, did not look at it that way. Also I just realized I completely misread your question and now I'm really, really dumb. Pretend I never existed.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 8 11:09:33 2023 No.45451799 >>45451539 Don't worry about it, I should have said a unique type instead of a generic type. Plus I said "species" twice in a row, so I'm also dumb.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 8 11:57:04 2023 No.45452446 >>45416185 Not ever. My waifu isn't a 2hu (heresy). I do like thinking about adopting Koishi and Satori with her though. I think they're cute and innocent.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 8 15:40:55 2023 No.45454157 >>45450733 The paizuri is only the start of the day. >>45446621 As long as you make her happy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 8 15:44:42 2023 No.45454184 >>45446498 I kneel.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 8 17:16:58 2023 No.45454855 >>45454157 Thank you, sir! I'll bring her back before 10.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 8 17:35:18 2023 No.45454969 File: 75 KB, 644x1024, 1696284761766359.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] People tend to forget the extra cost of living with a youkai. Imagine how many shampoo bottles Ran used in a week to wash her fluffy tails

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 8 17:38:17 2023 No.45454988 >>45446498 Post the fanfic. This interests me greatly.

Anonymous Fri Dec 8 17:45:50 2023 No.45455035
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>>45454969
Worth the cost and two pairs of hands can get her cleaned, brushed, and fluffed up faster. Washing big soapy tails? Sold. Conditioned well kept tails? Fucking sold. Buying an extra four or five bottles of hair products a week is nothing.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 8 17:45:50 2023 No.45455034 >>45454969 It's worth the daily nursing handjobs and prostate orgasms desu

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 8 17:46:55 2023 No.45455041 >>45455035 >extra four or five Her tails are like twice the size of her body. Extra 10-12 seems more accurate.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 8 18:01:09 2023 No.45455120 File: 114 KB, 600x600, Maribel.Hearn.600.1798788.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45454969 the mofumofu trumps all costs

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 8 18:03:40 2023 No.45455140 >>45454988 https://archiveofourown.org/works/50745385 I think anon made this. It's getting regular updates lol

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 8 18:05:22 2023 No.45455150 File: 142 KB, 850x1190, __yakumo_ran_touhou_drawn_by_ruu_tksymkw__sample-3382457c837af45019abf75f1c52c347.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45454969 >gaps the boundaries between clean tails and dirty tails

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 8 18:09:01 2023 No.45455165 File: 126 KB, 850x1112, mofumes.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45455150 that gap bitch, she robbed me of my time to care and brush her tails!

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 8 18:28:51 2023 No.45455233 File: 571 KB, 1790x2048, 1684368463083869.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45455140 Nice.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 8 18:48:02 2023 No.45455304 >>45455165 Excuse me but your fox is overheating.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 8 19:11:10 2023 No.45455400 >>45455233 >>45455140 >>45454988 I wasn't going to post it. Damn you and your ability to use tags and basic logic.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 8 20:36:16 2023 No.45455716 File: 334 KB, 700x900, 1659647849252.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45455304 we are doing our best

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 14:37:01 2023 No.45460996 >>45454969 Ran can run stocks to more than make up the difference

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 18:51:54 2023 No.45463162 >>45460996 Can she mine crypto?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 20:24:14 2023 No.45464100 >>45463162 she doesn't need to ultra high int and reaction speed means the fox can day trade like a goddess

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 20:27:29 2023 No.45464128 >>45464100 Can she do anything non-parasitic?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 20:44:28 2023 No.45464275 File: 81 KB, 440x614, 1676561055801.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45464128 she can care for (You) and your many, many children with all the spare time she has since trading done right only eats about an hour to an hour and a half

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 20:58:47 2023 No.45464389 >>45464275 You misunderstand me. I'm asking if she can make money without being a social parasite.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 21:00:10 2023 No.45464401 >>45460996 Just in case you missed it, but Gensokyo is pre-industrial and it is highly unlikely it has the internet with a stock exchange.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 21:00:28 2023 No.45464404 File: 711 KB, 896x1200, ran suit.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45464389 stocks keep the world spinning. There's nothing parasitic about helping the world, Anon.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 21:09:24 2023 No.45464485 >>45464389 Someone's going to do it, better it be commoners rather than oligarchs and hedge funds

Anonymous Sat Dec 9 21:10:51 2023 No.45464496

>>45464389
A youkai is a fundamentally parasitic creature. To be one is to be fatally dependent on the host (human society as a whole) while producing dubious value at best (protecting humans from problems that are really only a problem because other youkai exist, or because they keep humans behind). In that sense, they are no different from any other societal elite that has existed since man first divided himself into the owners of land and the workers on the land.
What I'm saying is you probably shouldn't get up in arms about parasites if you want to fuck a yook (unless the yook is names Seija, I guess).

Anonymous Sat Dec 9 21:12:30 2023 No.45464507

>>45464401
Yukari and her estate were shown to be the exception to that, when the hag was shown with a smartphone
besides, it was implied that Ran came to (You) in the outside by you having to pay for her upkeep
if you were in Gensokyo, Ran would be the breadwinner

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 9 22:19:07 2023 No.45465022 >>45464389 She can whip out a new OS that shits on every other one in the market and become a billionaire.

Anonymous Sat Dec 9 22:24:54 2023 No.45465087
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>>45464507
>the hag was shown with a smartphone besides
Now the question is can she use it or did she just have it for appearances?
>Ran would be the breadwinner
I mean this is just a matter of fact. No matter what you do Ran has the experience and capability to excel in most things she tries. Magic, Shikigami, and the physical strength and endurance that comes with being a powerful Youkai would put her physical capabilities far beyond anything you can muster, and her hughe fucking brain lets her dunk on anything requiring calculation and logic.

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>>45465087
>her hughe fucking brain lets her dunk on anything requiring calculation and logic.
Agreed. Most people dont understand just how freakishly smort she is. This interview says it all.
https://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Bohemian_Archive_in_Japanese_Red/Ran

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 10 02:20:02 2023 No.45466729 File: 289 KB, 1000x1000, 1690690724057849.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45446498 >The only porn I've ever paid for was Sumireko porn from a niche artist post it

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 10 05:33:08 2023 No.45467823 >>45466729 Do you like futa?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 10 05:46:09 2023 No.45467910 >>45467823 yeah

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 10 05:50:16 2023 No.45467931 >>45467910 https://exhentai.org/g/2153046/7a55e943be/

Anonymous Sun Dec 10 06:43:22 2023 No.45468248
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>>45416185
Essentially daily i have a tought of how i'd go around doing some things with Akyuu, i already went past the dating and into the marrying phase a couple years back, so i picture us as a couple together doing daily mundane things, evenrything from working out and amaybe using her as a weight since she is so tiny and light, or maybe goingto the market to get something, cooking together, writting together, reading or wahchign anything that she'd like to watch. Even when i aly in bed i have recently been able to start to hear her voice in my mind and slowly but surely i'm getting a bit better at isolating it so i can properly have a voice for Akyuu, that is without to say the feeling or smell of her every part which i still ocassionally think of, but more so o nteh context of other things like the feeling of her clothes, or how it'd feel to ruffle her hair while we walk by.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 10 06:47:48 2023 No.45468270 >>45468248 your wife is going to die soon

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 10 06:49:59 2023 No.45468285 File: 212 KB, 850x1086, sample_a0d6807314f50719aadc2da41743649c.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45468270 My wife is going to be eternal, i'll figure out one way or another of extending her lifespan no matter whatever the price might be

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 10 06:52:29 2023 No.45468300 >>45468285 What if people look at you funny for marrying a reincarnating child?

Anonymous Sun Dec 10 06:54:38 2023 No.45468319
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>>45468300
I love my cunny wife, the hags can watch and seethe, the men can throw looks of envy at my young lover, but in the end she is still my lovely wife and i'll give her plenty of kids to keep her bloodline prosperous.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 10 07:28:23 2023 No.45468457 >>45468319 Your wife has a lot of memories from many past lives, she IS a hag. Her young body doesn't change that because by that logic all the cast are young.

Anonymous Sun Dec 10 07:37:08 2023 No.45468494
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>>45468457
My wife has watched a lot of old VHS tapes of her ancestors, she is still very young mentally and physically wise, she might have that 'kid who grew around old people' kind of attitude, but that doesn't mean her boyd and mind aren't prime cunny, even more so i'da rgue that after having all the memories of her older ancestors, part of her would crave more the pampering and spoiling that would coem with being treated as a young girl once more

Anonymous Sun Dec 10 10:39:08 2023 No.45469636
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>>45468494
I think you're reaching. She's a hag who reincarnates. She'll be saying shit like ''fufufu'' as she cleans your ears as you rest your head on her lap.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 10 10:44:22 2023 No.45469678 >>45469636 Considering she remembers all her past lives her lolibaba powers must be off the charts. Imagine JS Akyuu treating you like a child...

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 10 10:48:08 2023 No.45469705 >>45469678 Imagine ...

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 10 11:38:19 2023 No.45470143 File: 283 KB, 448x750, 1695439647895386.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] As weird as it is, for the last few weeks I've found myself fantasizing about dating Misumaru.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 10 12:10:55 2023 No.45470391 >>45470143 Rather strange of an attraction, what drove you to her specifically?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 10 12:14:11 2023 No.45470422 >>45470391 I don't know. I didn't consciously decide on Misumaru. I wouldn't even say I especially like her. It simply happened.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 10 12:27:36 2023 No.45470521 File: 407 KB, 565x751, 1677167346763338.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45416185 >Lemon

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 10 13:08:34 2023 No.45470991 >>45426087 so genderbend fortune teller is your waifu

Anonymous Sun Dec 10 13:43:05 2023 No.45471332
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>>45469636
Please don't bastardize my waifu with fetish art like that, Akyuu is flat and to depict her otherwise, even worse in that sugestive manner, is nothing but an offense of her character. Having said that, while i mightlike that Akyuu is a bit dominant, from what i've seen the closest thing tot hat would be a bratty attitude rather than a motherly one, perhaps with enough time i could get her to develop such attitude, but as of right now she is a nice homely girl without those odd atitudes you are depicting her of

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 10 14:58:55 2023 No.45472044 File: 747 KB, 870x613, e2075d460d09df06a602da3a02bc625d.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45471332 >akyuu is flat more like flat-out stacked

Anonymous Sun Dec 10 15:02:43 2023 No.45472078
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>>45472044
Part of her might want bigger breasts, but she is still leaning on the smaller side, anything showing otherwise is but a sexualized viewe of looking at her and not a deepiction of how she really looks

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 10 15:11:56 2023 No.45472164 >>45472078 >>45472044 Remember anons, a hundred pennies weighs more than a dollar, but they have equal value.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 10 16:25:05 2023 No.45472822 i want nitori to pull a ball out of my ass

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 10 16:27:16 2023 No.45472853 >>45472822 What if you die upon its removal?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 10 16:44:55 2023 No.45473022 >>45472853 i thought it just made you zombielike until it regenerates

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 10 16:46:03 2023 No.45473033 >>45473022 I had no idea those regenerated.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 10 16:49:41 2023 No.45473070 >>45473022 Are you retarded lol the ball they eat contains your soul, if it leaves your body you die.

Anonymous Sun Dec 10 17:17:38 2023 No.45473357
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>>45471332
>Weird fetish art
Since when were big breasts, an indicator of health youth fertility and good genetics a ''fetish''? It isn't even hyper or anything. This reminds me of people calling reproduction a ''breeding fetish''. So dysgenic.
>>45472044
You are a funny anon. I agree she is flat-out stacked.
>>45472164
Also don't fail to remember that a gold bar is worth far more than a nugget of gold

Anonymous Sun Dec 10 17:43:01 2023 No.45473601
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>>45473357
Big breasts are not as much a sign of fertily, but more so any developed breasts can be said sign, the size of them doesn't matter as much fertility wise. As for youth, i'd say the opposite is true, not overlyd eveloped breasts are the sign of youth, bigger chest are more associated with older age, as they develop biggeer and more flacid with every pregnancy, which Akyuu has none so her small breasts are a good sign in that sense. And they are indeed a dysyngenic sign like you mentioneed, overdeveloped breasts are associated with a lower intelligence level, on both the woman who has the bigger breasts, and the kind of men attracted to said body figures. Still, while you are right that i t might not be fetish art per se, it is still a corruption of the image of Akyuu, a perversion with the sole purpose of trying to convey a sexual energy that doesn't belong to Akyuu, and as such it might as well be fetishistic inteh same sense that someone might give an overly big belly to a character that doesn't have it, because they have said fetish.

Anonymous Sun Dec 10 18:45:34 2023 No.45474292

>>45473357
>Since when were big breasts, an indicator of health youth fertility and good genetics a ''fetish''?
In the context of the image you posted its more fetishistic than anything. Nothing wrong with liking big tits, but making them beyond normal sizes like that is purely fetish material

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 10 18:53:14 2023 No.45474362 >>45474292 Anon really thinks that primitive fertility idols were just fetish material?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 10 18:56:17 2023 No.45474393 >>45474362 Those primitive fertility idols aren't really that, they were almost joke trinkets new archeologist would 'find out' until the idea turned mainstream and people started to believe they were legti

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 10 18:57:16 2023 No.45474409 >>45474362 its weird how a carved piece of wood mindbroke so many people

Anonymous Sun Dec 10 19:28:55 2023 No.45474711
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>>45473601
It does matter to an extent. Bigger breasts mean better genetics. There's a reason why most men prefer women with bigger breasts. It's like having a bigger dick, ill come back to this point later.
>Bigger chests are associated with age as they develop bigger and more flacid with every pregnancy
Not old age, as you imply. Age past puberty. They're a sign of sexual maturity. And if anything, breasts get bigger during pregnancy. Multiple pregancies obviously mean that time has passed and women's breast sagging as they get older is normal.
>And they are indeed a dysyngenic sign like you mentioneed, overdeveloped breasts are associated with a lower intelligence level, on both the woman who has the bigger breasts,
Association does not imply causation. And that isn't what i meant, what i meant by dysgenic is you being disgusted by something that equates to good genetics and something that most men do like.
The bottom line is, if a physical trait of a woman massively turns a man on to the point where he feels even more compelled to reproduce with her then that is a GOOD trait to have, and it's absence is a detriment. Sorry but i think you're just contorting yourself into a pretzel to justify why something that 99% of men like is somehow bad or not at all needed. Having taste is one thing, but big breasts are a positive biologically speaking.

I honestly don't see how having big breasts somehow ruins Hieda's character. You're acting like her entire story and character is being rewritten because an artist drew her the ''wrong'' way. You fixate so much on her having being cunny (which is already a fetish of its own considering how niche and abnormal it is) that you seem to like her more for that than her actual character. If she deviates slightly from from that body type she becomes a monster to you.
>>45474292
>making them beyond normal sizes like that is purely fetish material
It's not. That's like saying women have a fetish for liking guys with very wide shoulders, and most women do like guys with wider shoulders than average. Just because its not within normal sizes doesn't mean its a fetish. Especially when its not completely unrealistic. Yes there are women with natural tits like that (albeit a somewhat smaller) who arent obese or fat. It's always the guys who like flat chests who somehow never pay attention to all the wide variety of body types women have. I think you might be projecting when you say its purely fetish material, when i see that image i see her character design like her clothes or hair color or cute expression as well as her boobs. You fixate only on the breasts because they're disgusting to you.

Anonymous Sun Dec 10 19:46:37 2023 No.45474851
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>>45474711
It doesn't necessarily associate with better genetics, again on the oposite it has been shown that women with genetic issues or malphormities in the brain, tend to develop bigger breasts as a way to try and keep their bloodline alive, this up to a genetic level. But leaving those aside i do agree that most men are attracted to bigger breasts, and woman are attracted to bigger dicks, but that doesn't mean that it's a good thing, much like how wome nare retarded and actually prefer much smaller sizes than then they would say, men also would normally prefer smaller perkier breasts than they would say, also before calling cope in this i'm on teh otehr end of the spectrum, a bit too big to the point of beign slightly hurtful for women.
What is age past puberty, if not old age? If we were talking with a pre puberty child it might apply to make that distinction, but in this case i believe it doesn't apply. And again, normal, on average most people, and all such terms are not relevant for the discussion, we won't advance in any field by asking people what's the gravitational value of a random planet and getting the average, you get the truth of an issue not by conmsulting the majority, but by researching the matter at hand ignoring what the average is. And again, Akyuu has no kids and her physical age is kind of questionable given Zun's records of time keeping.
As i mentioened earlier, there is indeed a the cause and relation, retarded women have bigger breasts to compensate. But even if not there is still value in following these statistical trends, as while not directlly correlated, they might just be a step away from doing so. And once more, most men like, most men are retadrded who aren't cappable of self governance, which is why if you were to usee an argument for populations, then you should at least aim at the top of the pyramid where there is an association between IQ level, and preference for more petite women.
For teh argument of it being positive in a biological way, i'd say not as much in current times, perhaps in ages of old when the chimps with bigger tits wer better as our eye level was higher when we walked, then it could be meaningful in some way, but as of right now bigger breasts are only a flaw in the female physique that is known to generate a lot of issues through their live, as well as attract retarded semi chimps.

But that was all just a side conversation, teh main issue is giving Akyuu bigger breasts, which is not done so to improve her character in an y meanningful way, it is on the opposite done to corrupt it, to pervert it into its simplest form, when you give her bigger breasts, specially as fetishistically as those, you are turning Akyuu as a character, to a walking set of tits with a resemblance of Akyuu. And as i care for her character, i'd like it to be seen more than just by not even her own physical attributes, it'd be liket aking some compelling maicn character of a book or game, and giving it huge muscles and saying they are himbos, purely for your fantasy, you if you cared about the depth and everything this character went through, might not like seeing this perversion, and these people drawn to the character for just this artificial fetishistic body that has been implanted into him for some reason.
And yes you are right, i mention cunny as a joke, to try and keep the conversation light headed and as to not scare people away too much.

Also adressing what you said to the other anon, it's true that women like wide shoulders, and men like big boobs, that doesn't mean that making a man that has overly wide shoulders isn't a fetish, it still is, or a woma nwho is 90% tits, even if men are indeed attracted to breasts, it doesn't mean that making them grotesquely big isn't a fetish, it is. And your argument for real women doesn't quite apply, in real life indeed a woman doesn't choose the zie of their breasts so it isn't a fetish, much like ifa character was made from the ground up and they just happened to have big breasts. But once you have this defined character, and you expand their breasts that much, then you are projecting an intent into the art, which is where the fetish starts.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 10 19:48:19 2023 No.45474861 >>45474851 what the fuck bro

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 10 19:50:01 2023 No.45474877 >>45474861 Sorry, i've had Akyuu as my waifu for a few years now, and i feel very passionate about her, i'm also qutie autistic and like to write and counter everything i think is wrong

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 10 19:50:06 2023 No.45474879 File: 206 KB, 897x1052, 0fce2bbcafb3fe7f8d43aa0929687dbe.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I didn't read any of that shit you fucking nerd I just want to fuck akyuu's tits

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 10 19:51:02 2023 No.45474890 >>45474879 Exactly as i wrote, nothing but the chimp mind speaking of, or wrtting i guess. Also are you the Akyuun anon, or do you post in the akyuu thread i made?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 10 20:18:47 2023 No.45475066 As long as you're a dutiful husband to the AQ ( Be loyal and supportive. assist the Heida family, give plenty of hard dickings) you're set for life.

Anonymous Sun Dec 10 20:22:25 2023 No.45475084

>>45465087
This is why I say I want to be Ran's wife (male). Or Yukari's, actually both is ideal but I'll prefer Ran if I have to choose one. I will stay at home and keep the house nice, keep Chen entertained, and raise our kids while my husband (female) goes out working to keep Gensokyo running and our household sage.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 10 20:23:26 2023 No.45475090 >>45475084 >household sage Safe, but that was a most amusing slip

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 10 20:38:04 2023 No.45475161 >>45475084 Dont kid yourself, while she is out you would need to take care of the kids, Chen AND Yukari.

Anonymous Sun Dec 10 20:38:09 2023 No.45475163
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>>45475066
I have tought about that ,Akyuu is very wealthy, but i don't think i'd use her wealth for anything but the biggest emergencies, i'd ratehr work and in away sustain both of yourselves with whatever i end up doing. But yeah teh loyalty part is covered, i'm a volunary celibate, as i'm savign myself for Akyuu, and also due to a distaste for 3dpd

Anonymous Sun Dec 10 20:58:32 2023 No.45475283
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>>45475161
This is a given, but Ran would be very happy to have someone help with the chores while she does Yukari's job for her; and her happiness makes it worth the trouble. She's taking care of her own shiki who is young but a bit unreliable, and her master who is very whimsical and spends most of her time either drinking, harassing that shrine maiden, and sleeping. She does the work for three all by herself. You would be practically buying favors from her by doing dishes, cooking every once in a while, and give an extra pair of hands helping her manage her tails. Simply just being helpful and capable maybe make aburaage and tofu would make you very attractive in her eyes; give that a few years and you'll have all the heavenly mofu fluffing, childbearing fox pussy, and prostate massaging you'd ever want.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 10 21:29:03 2023 No.45475457 >>45475161 I don't know about you guys but I would definitely look Yukari in the eyes and tell her that she's a grown woman who can feed and clean up after herself.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 10 21:44:46 2023 No.45475593 File: 106 KB, 900x800, 1699622286038329.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45475457 > BWAAAH!!

Anonymous Sun Dec 10 21:54:54 2023 No.45475665
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>>45475457
She agrees and emphasizes this by calling over Ran to fix dinner and clean up her room. She then justifies it by telling you that Shikigami are extensions of their master and making Ran clean up is actually her cleaning up. Truly a very intelligent and shrewd woman.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 10 22:40:45 2023 No.45475983 >>45475593 Crying won't change a thing. >>45475665 With that attitude she's just begging for correction.

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