What would you do if you were Sanae?

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Anonymous Mon Dec 11 16:04:07 2023 No.45482100 [Reply] [Original]

What would you do if you were Sanae?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 11 16:04:58 2023 No.45482109 fuck little kids

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 11 16:07:21 2023 No.45482130 >>45482100 unironically rope myself

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 11 17:06:00 2023 No.45482699 >>45482109

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 11 17:49:42 2023 No.45483062 File: 3.45 MB, 1431x2146, Chubby Sanae.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45482100 Lay off the sweets and lose some weight.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 11 18:05:21 2023 No.45483162 accomplish my ten desires

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 11 18:07:11 2023 No.45483180 >>45482109 But you already do that anyways...?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 11 18:21:58 2023 No.45483292 >>45482100 Kms

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 11 18:29:38 2023 No.45483345 File: 1.46 MB, 1411x2000, 1639422146076.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45483292 you're on the right track

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 11 20:07:15 2023 No.45484137 File: 242 KB, 1447x2046, GAwiOTMbMAAc7Li.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 11 23:28:28 2023 No.45485486 >>45482100 Fuck /jp/sies, a lot of them, especially the younger ones.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 11 23:32:03 2023 No.45485523 >>45482100 Hug my boyfriend.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 11 23:37:47 2023 No.45485579 >>45483062 But there are people who plump girls

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 00:24:09 2023 No.45485895 >>45482100 Fuck men from the ages of 8-80.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 02:38:46 2023 No.45486860 >>45485523 >Implying Sanae can get a boyfriend. jej

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 02:40:16 2023 No.45486877 >>45485523 Is your boyfriend a /jp/sie?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 02:40:32 2023 No.45486879 >>45486860 Who are you quoting, Reimu?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 02:49:31 2023 No.45486945 >>45482109 same

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 02:51:36 2023 No.45486964 >>45482109 >>45485486 >>45485523 >>45485895 why are there so many fags in this thread

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 02:52:59 2023 No.45486984 >>45486964 Op asked what would i do if i was Sanae, a woman. If i fucked woman as a woman then that would be gay.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 02:54:27 2023 No.45486997 >>45486984 yes, but you're saying you want to fuck a guy

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 02:57:00 2023 No.45487022 >>45486997 Are you retarded or something to not be able to understand an hypothetical scenario?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 02:57:18 2023 No.45487025 >>45486964 >why are there so many straights in this thread Yes and also because yuri and futa are shit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 02:59:48 2023 No.45487049 >>45487022 you're saying that you would take the opportunity to fuck a guy and you sound pretty enthusiastic about it

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 03:11:39 2023 No.45487156 >>45487049 What would YOU do if you where Sanae then smartass?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 03:23:35 2023 No.45487269 File: 938 KB, 2894x4093, 28e1f2497343c214690d9699068325c022.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45487022 Could I be your boyfriend in this entirely hypothetical scenario where you are Sanae???

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 03:25:39 2023 No.45487287 >>45487156 reluctantly have sex with the most feminine guy i can find

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 03:44:27 2023 No.45487425 >>45487287 I'm pretty feminine and get mistaken as a girl, can we date?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 03:56:25 2023 No.45487509 >>45487425 ok sure

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 03:56:36 2023 No.45487511 >>45487425 you can dress up as a touhou and become a professional mugger

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 03:59:14 2023 No.45487533 File: 722 KB, 827x1169, 1639753002159.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45482109 Why is she like this?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 04:29:16 2023 No.45487713 File: 261 KB, 900x1200, 5c736629994477c5a06bfb88344775cc.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45487533 She really can't help herself.

Anonymous Tue Dec 12 04:42:57 2023 No.45487807
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>>45487713
Imagine having an older brother who's really into Reimu and the dead fish experience, literally can't stop talking about visiting her shrine for weeks before finally scheduling a time with her, more excited for it than he's ever been in his life. Then tragedy strikes when your mom tells him to take you with him if he's going to the village market like he claimed to her. He's at the verge of total despair when you arrive at the Hakurei shrine, but then his face suddenly lights up when he sees Sanae there talking with Reimu.
"Anon, you wait here while me and Reimu go inside for a while. Kochiya-oneesan will keep you company."
You then find yourself left alone with a tall, green haired young woman with an ominous smile on her face. Surely, nothing bad can come from this?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 05:12:24 2023 No.45487980 >>45487511 I already dress up as a touhou, jokes on you!

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 05:39:47 2023 No.45488106 File: 789 KB, 850x1005, sample_e84e525046c0819de864300b72797db2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45482100 I would go to reimus shrine and brag that my shrine is better than your shrine

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 05:49:49 2023 No.45488149 >sample I'll fucking rape you

Anonymous Tue Dec 12 13:59:31 2023 No.45491630
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>>45487807
As the boy try his best to suppress a new type of emotions that started to surge: lust. Too bad whatever he does, is useless. And so "something" very clearly starts to rise in his pants.
Good for him, since Sanae likes them hung and young

Anonymous Tue Dec 12 14:02:04 2023 No.45491657
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>>45482100
Grope myself and masterbate, then go out into the human village and find the biggest and most handsome man and seduce him and make him fuck me until I am pregnant.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 16:48:25 2023 No.45493141 File: 662 KB, 800x1394, 86b933e9d27362d3fff1a225a5367b45.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I would find a cute /jp/ anon to be my boyfriend and let them impregnate me

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 19:38:42 2023 No.45494459 >>45493141 >cute /jp/ anon who's gonna tell him...

Anonymous Tue Dec 12 20:22:13 2023 No.45494781

>>45487807
And then, a few years later, Sanae grows colder and colder towards you, until she dumps you for a younger cock. The pain and betrayal you feel are indescribable. You trusted her, and you realize you've been used, she never truly loved you for who you are. You were just a fetish to her. A walking, underaged dildo.
You don't even want to talk about it with your older brother or his wife, seeing them constantly reminds you of your pain.

Anonymous Tue Dec 12 20:47:48 2023 No.45494988
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>>45491630
>>45487807
God, imagine being molested as a young child by Sanae, being touched in totally inappropriate ways only for her to ultimately drop it once you get halfway through puberty, growing up all fucked in the head from her sexual abuse, finally confronting her on one of her rare moments alone in the village and teaching her what a man's cock feels like for once as she cries about being defiled the slutty hippocrite.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 20:54:03 2023 No.45495050 >>45494988 >as she cries about being defiled the slutty hippocrite. Don't lie to yourself, the slut fucking wants it

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 21:01:01 2023 No.45495112 >>45495050 That is what the nitric acid is for.

Anonymous Tue Dec 12 21:03:04 2023 No.45495126
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>>45495050
That is part of it.
You don't know that however and continue fucking her, and a few weeks later she comes to babytrap you, force you to marry her and humiliate you as the one who was stupid and naive enough to wed to the village bicycle.

Anonymous Tue Dec 12 21:07:02 2023 No.45495164
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These threads makes me to want to roleplay irl as Sanae and fuck 14s, look what thoughts you gave to me, aaaaaaaaaaaa

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 21:11:58 2023 No.45495223 File: 1.48 MB, 1208x1951, 038d0c6250b92e5026f204f71fd1d37d4439db93.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45495126 But how do I make sure the slut keeps it in her pants for once?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 21:16:21 2023 No.45495267 File: 764 KB, 1333x2000, __kochiya_sanae_touhou_drawn_by_rizento__42744111d5541e39f96117e4b5a04963.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45495223 That's the best part! you can't. she's got you now, and you're stuck with her forever.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 21:33:36 2023 No.45495407 >>45495164 I was 14 once, 40 years ago.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 21:42:41 2023 No.45495465 >>45482100 eat little kids

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 22:14:34 2023 No.45495723 File: 2.46 MB, 1427x2004, sanaetheboyeater.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45495465 hello zounose how are the grimsokyo stock prices doing

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 22:15:33 2023 No.45495730 >>45482100 Human sacrifices, for the Moriya gods

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 22:16:36 2023 No.45495737 File: 1.95 MB, 1200x1353, __kochiya_sanae_touhou_drawn_by_leste_humansequencer__a5cc89e73840d21ffddeaf0ef8ccab95.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45495723 Shush. It's not going to happen.

Anonymous Tue Dec 12 22:34:36 2023 No.45495908 [SPOILER]

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>>45494988
It's a privilege or just being lucky, if you get "spoiled" by an expert slut like her.
A simple hug with your face bury into her ass, while frantically moving your hips with a carnal desire, is enough to make understand that you want to pass "a very special time" with Sane-oneesan.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 13 00:46:32 2023 No.45496728 what is wrong with you guys

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 13 01:16:00 2023 No.45496891 rape myself

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 13 01:37:29 2023 No.45497010 File: 170 KB, 800x900, e83efa16c1646d73d20653b53ba153a7.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45496728 Nothing wrong being straight.

Anonymous Wed Dec 13 01:51:21 2023 No.45497075
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>>45496728
Sanae molested us when we were young.

>>45495908
A curse.
You'll never feel joy at a woman's touch when the memory of Sanae's practiced fingers groping your youthful flesh is forever burned into your mind.
Nay, the sensation of her supple digits fondling every inch of your body, even your most private spaces will for the rest of your life haunt you, and destroy any chance you had at a normal, healthy relationship.
Years may pass, but the feeling of those soft hands gently wanking you off with expert pacing and pressure will flash in your head when you so much as go to the bathroom.
The other boys of your class that didn't get private time with miss Kochiya might congratulate you, even be envious, but the truth of the matter is that being molested like that is a horrible burden on your life, even if it was totally awesome at the time.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 13 02:41:47 2023 No.45497319 >>45497075 >other boys of your class that didn't get private time with miss Kochiya Lmao

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 13 02:49:27 2023 No.45497358 What if after being a shota who gets fucked by Sanae, you become Sanae? Like the Santa Clause?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 13 03:01:05 2023 No.45497416 >>45497319 Everyone had the village bike, including the class pet. I feel sorry for the guys who actually love the slut, because she's not gonna stop after getting another "lover".

Anonymous Wed Dec 13 03:03:20 2023 No.45497428 [SPOILER]

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>>45497075
Just like pic related.
The first time is always the best and always leave a good impression. The other girls are also good but is the first time that counts, one will always think about her during slow and boring times, only to pop out another boner.
>>45497319
True. Since she's a pure slut, she likes to indulge herself with tons of orgies. No matter if the male side is young, old or even an youkai, she'll gladly spread her legs and open her chest as long there are pent up men around.

Anonymous Wed Dec 13 04:40:15 2023 No.45498082
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>>45482100
you guys are deranged

in all likelihood i'd distance myself from the shrine, i'm a shit tier proseletyzer and would more than likely get my new moms in a faith crisis worse than the one they had previously

i guess i've got a question: where am i in the timeline? right after entering Gensokyo pre-MoF, or post-SA? either way compensating for Kanako's shenanegans of giving nuclear weapons to a dumb bird and almost causing the world to end would be hard, so out to the hermitage it is. dunno how close real-life daoism and the hermits in touhou really are but maybe Miko or Kasen is willing to take me in for a time? according to fanon I'm part demigod, so ageing shouldn't be too much of an issue, so maybe i'll get in on the secret club. that or i'd take up magic if patchouli or somebody else would loan me materials to study it

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 13 04:41:48 2023 No.45498091 File: 63 KB, 904x1242, z5cy4mv5f1fb1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 13 04:57:40 2023 No.45498178 File: 558 KB, 722x1024, 88560e28cd4a57dfd813c81f4e2d34de.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45498082 Basically you are Sanae around the events of LoLK Pic related is you

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 13 05:21:01 2023 No.45498290 File: 754 KB, 638x899, 5336ff124512e537107098e8c4fde908(1).png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45497010 why can't you have normal taste in men instead of being into little boys

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 13 05:22:00 2023 No.45498295 File: 659 KB, 1100x1400, 113566475_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45498290 sanae is anything but normal

Anonymous Wed Dec 13 05:30:05 2023 No.45498339
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>>45498290
While posting a character that is not trapped by common sense.
Of course, normal adult men are fine too but being little and experience lewd stufff with a big sis like Sanae is great too.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 13 07:40:15 2023 No.45498745 >>45498295 somehow i doubt that she's a child molester, like what this thread is convincing me comprises half of /jp/

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 13 07:46:01 2023 No.45498761 File: 1.31 MB, 1075x1489, 7a8ecda8a355f076d5e78def26412e20.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45498745 No one is forcing you about thinking she's a molester. Don't like what you read? just ignore and hide those post. Use the filter too.

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>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 13 12:49:16 2023 No.45500680 >>45498082 >you guys are deranged got a problem? i dont see it

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 13 23:31:25 2023 No.45506432 >>45498082 >deranged Is this a surprise to you? I thought it was common knowledge at this point.

Anonymous Thu Dec 14 02:58:03 2023 No.45507707 [DELETED]

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I'm not transient so the faith clearly isn't for me. I can't help it!

That WHORE miko steals it all. Her god doesn't even know she exists, so why should she have any faith to begin with? I'm in constant despair! Yes, I must become transient, then the faith will be mine. I'll do that, then I can finally see Lady Kanako and Lady Suwako again.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 15 08:01:35 2023 No.45518321 >>45498761 But at some point memes will filter through to the official lore. And there will be no way to filter them out.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 15 08:29:41 2023 No.45518501 >>45518321 Yes, Zun will make it official that one of the characters is a pedophile because some people on the other side of the planet made jokes about it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 15 18:42:17 2023 No.45522830 >>45495267 Just cheat on her as well. This marriage is worth nothing anyways.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 15 18:53:23 2023 No.45522896 File: 66 KB, 850x478, __kochiya_sanae_touhou_drawn_by_dekapm0048__sample-202700724f08b234a36fad6dc8a7e859.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Sanae is getting old...

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 15 19:06:27 2023 No.45522980 >>45518321 >>45518501 I cant stop laughting at this.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 15 20:51:27 2023 No.45523778 I main Sanae.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 15 20:57:19 2023 No.45523815 >>45495407 What changed, ojiisan?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 15 21:12:19 2023 No.45523895 >>45523815 Older woman stopped being interested in me. And now it seems brats really like to annoy me. And i lost my hair.

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>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 16 03:55:15 2023 No.45526410 >>45495723 Why would Sanae do this?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 16 05:54:56 2023 No.45527218 File: 175 KB, 1224x966, 1694199064864714.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45498082 >secret club You are on this council, but we do not grant you the rank of hag

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