Monster Girl Thread

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[Anonymous No.]

Go to sleep
Yessss, just like that...
eehehehehehe~

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>>45527570
But it's morning now.

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Maybe the Mongolian Empire should have been eternal!

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Why do vampires wear the lewdest outfits when they claim to be the most noble of monsters?

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>>45527593
Because they are nerds, exceeded only by their dhampir sisters.

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>>45527592
Buh- But... Roma Invicta!!!

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>>45527593
i'm not sure if domesticated or wild elves dress more inappropriately

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I am not afraid of the VIking Monsters from the north. They cannot raid my village, it is surrounded by a high wall of mortar!

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>>45527593
cause they are dorks, DORKS!

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>>45527607
Roman wolves fell long before they had a chance to see if they could beat the steppe horses

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>>45527607
those wolves are a bunch of dogs

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>>45527614
Did not help that Emperors kept being betrayed and out right killed by the Praetorian Scorpion Girl mamonos

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>>45527612
Those who keep calling vampires dork are in for a betadown. Then subsequent marriage to a single vampire.

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>>45527607
>>45527614
>>45527615
It's okay. Roma eventually evolved into the HRE. And with it comes the HRE Griffons to rule and lead the way. Summon the Elector Counts!

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>>45527629
oh no how terrible

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>>45527629
Oh yeah this definitely looks like it could beat me up

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Where should Anons love lie?
The order would tell you it belongs to the Chief Goddess
The Demon lord would tell you it belongs to her mamono hordes
Your village would tell you it belongs to your childhood friend
The hags tell you it belongs between their breasts and beneath a shotafacation potion
The Sabbath would tell you it belongs to your imouto!
But I'm here to tell you that it belongs to none of those tyrants nor pretenders, it only belongs to ALICE

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>>45527630
The Eagles will rise again!

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>>45527630
>HRE
Get that filth away from me, Voltaire was right about it!

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>>45527570
Surely nothing bad will happen if I fall asleep in the presence of a succunun!

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>>45527630
>HRE
Not Holy, not Roman, not Empire.

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I will to my lord be true and faithful, to love all which he loves and shun all which he shuns

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>>45527647
It's all about Faith, Steel, and gunpowder... And evolving geopolitics, keep up with the times Nostalgia-cunt.

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>>45527629
>>45527634
Silly anon, why would they need to be strong enough for something barbaric as brute force? Vampires are distinguished elites, they have more than enough money and power to get what they want!

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>>45527686
>insult a vampire
>the next morning your doorbell rings
>"Who is it?"
>"Goons"
>"Who?"
>"Hired goons"
>"Hired goons?"
>get yoinked and dragged to the vampire's mansion

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I can't hold it any longer.

I want an Ocelomeh.
I want to get lost looking at her perfect curves and body.
I want to feel her smooth skin and soft fur.
I want to hear her purr every time she's happy.
I want to drown in the fragrance of her neck fluff (that probably smells like a fruit).
I want to taste her mocca thighs and sweet flower.
I want her to devour me like prey and show off the predator in her.
I want to hear the beautiful melody of her moans as she succumbs to the pleasure.
I want to feel her soft paws on my face as our lips meet.
I want to grab her tail and see her back arch slightly.
I want to rub her fluffy ears and hear her breath quickening.
I want to tell her how much I love her until she shuts me up with a kiss.
I want to fill her with my seed as she locks her legs on me.
I want to kiss her body while we recover.
I want to feel the vibrations of her purr across her body.
And I want to fall sleep with her, knowing that I make her feel safe, beautiful and loved, which is the least she deserves.

I want an Ocelomeh, and I want to make her as happy as she makes me.

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>>45527630
>It's okay. Roma eventually evolved into the HRE
Wrong! Roma is Byzantine

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>>45527704
The Devil Bug sultan conquered that.

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Post pics of your happiest sandworms please!

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>>45527724

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>>45527729
Thank you, fren!

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>>45527562
Best monster to beat the crap out of another, while ranting?
>”You’re the afterbirth!”
>”Easement! Easement!”
>”I drank your milkshake!”

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>>45527700
>not Gypsies
This lapse of traditional values is distressing. These new vampires wouldn’t know class if it bit them.

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I'm off to bed now. Sure would be nice if I had a Lim to snuggle with.

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>>45527562

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>>45527794
Best I can do for you is an akaname.

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>Bonjour!

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>>45527682
Enough of this paladyk bullshit. Faith has no place in the modern age of realpoli-dick.

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>>45527803
Akaname-Lilim would be cool

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>>45527810
Nope sorry, just your average toilet licker.

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>>45527562
Is this either The Royal Makai or Polove in year 2050?

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I heard that Chinese Monsters eat human flesh so I sure am glad I'm not in China.

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>>45527810
There’s no such thing as a cool Lilim.

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>Marching soldier sounds with the sound of bullets and other metallic equipment and gear clinking and clanking

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>>45527828
Catbox off-topic images

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What if I just walk up to miss Lich and hug her instead of fight her to stop her from unleashing the zombie apocalypse?

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>>45527841
Yes, because none of them is an Akaname mutation.

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The wonders of modern day technology. Automatons can now be built as Bio-Mechanical Gynoids with realistic feminine skin you can rub and fondle, and even realistic breasts you can lick and suck on.

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>>45527887
You can stop her from unleashing a zombie apocalypse easier than you can convince her to wear some fucking pants or underwear.

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>>45527899
Okay but where's the monster girls at in this image???

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>>45527899
So it's just 3D, fuck off

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>>45527907
>>45527917
Girls Frontline "T-Dolls". Yes, those are supposed to be combat military robots, but look like attractive anime girls. AKA; 2-B of Neir Automata.

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>>45527969
So it's gacha shit and 3D.

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Koturday is back, what's your favorite kot?

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>>45527998

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I want to help a Jiangshi do yoga exercises.

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>>45528012
Why is she your favorite anon?

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>>45528016
Lost your 50/50 pull to Qiqi, did you?

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>Heeh, you're just walking into my territory like that and didn't even bring fish as tribute?
Boop the cat on the nose, Y/N?

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"""Wizard.""" Suuuuure...

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>>45528028
Always, they always make a funny face afterward

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>>45528012
Good taste, indeed the best kot.

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>>45528017
>cute, vaguely socially awkward kot with exceptional abs

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>Lamia that, because of her scale color, looks like glazed donuts when coiled up

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>>45528075
Together we shall devour the very gods!

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>>45528045
Something like that would be good?

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You. You are a man which means you are not a weak woman, and you have fought in wars. How many wars have you been in my fellow man?

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Need for breed

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fat saggy haggies

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>>45527980
Imagine being this much of a moron.

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>>45528104
She looks like she's auditioning to be Miss Jabberwocky's next dinner.

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>reading mg threads as much as I can in my free time
>fall behind a couple threads
>huffing and puffing to keep up
>now 5 threads behind
monster girls for this feel?

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>>45528381

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>>45528389
fuck, snails are some of my favourite animals, I seasonally rescue some from the sidewalks around me and put my favourites in a terrarium for a little while before releasing them. It must be meant to be

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>>45527718
Crabcakes.
>And Anon-normies complain about the Hosspussy.
Where is the pink crabmeat?
And htf do you get the D into it?

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>>45528422
I also help snails, earthworms and caterpillars off sidewalks.

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>>45527700
Romanians are hardy people, not easily captured like that by pires.
Here is what happens when one meets a wish granting fairy:

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/0oZwZkvMynY

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>>45527784
>not!Transylvania has a sudden lack of Gypsies
Anon's Kiki maido listens to the news and says nothing, she just smiles and goes back to baking pies.
While humming the "remove kebab" piano-accordion song

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>>45528432
same place as soldier beetles, arachnes, and other arthropod girls

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>>45528422
Never read on how we prepare them

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>>45527562
What effect would MGE demon energy and corruption have on Super Soldier-type of people? As in the types you see in sci-fi with expensive power armor and maybe some cybernetic and neural augmentations here and there. AKA; Halo Spartans, Terran Ghosts from StarCraft, cybernetically augmented people from Deus Ex, and of course Space Marines of warhammer. Would super soldiers who're female and women become "Mamono Mana'ified" Super Soldiers as the power armor and augmentations they have just get corrupted and mixed in with their monsterization?

And in the case of men, what would Incubized Super Soldiers be like then?

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>>45528591
stop spamming off-topic images you retard

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>45528591
This subject interested me a lot but fuck off with your shitty off topic pic

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>>45528341
He's right, you shouldn't fuck any succubus who smokes, especially not an older succ who calls herself "aunty".

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>>45528030
95% of mamono black magic practicioners agree that the more revealing and lewd your outfit, the more efficient your spellcasting.

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>>45528764
Heavier armor interferes with the flow of magic for some reason

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>>45527701
>t.horny white boy

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>>45528811
White boy summer never ends

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Kots have been getting uppity lately

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>>45528842
It's because they can smell all the toms posting in these threads.

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>>45527828
I love sci-fi cities. I wish we had more of them.
One of my biggest dissapointments ofr a movie was that valerian and the city of a thousand planets movie not being all monster girls in a discount coruscant.

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>>45528874
Not sure if a full blown sci-fi city would mesh well with monster girls, but a magitech city would be great.

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>>45528851
I refuse to be TOM'd

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>>45528842
Have you tried hugging?

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>>45528591
The new powepuff girls look funny

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>>45528932
Seeing tom as a form of weakness is the proof that you're weak.

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>>45528438
All the vampires in Transylvania still speak Hungarian.

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Is it passible to make a shoggoth stop treating me like I'm her god and she needs to do everything to please me.
I just asked her what she does for fun and she just answered "you, master".

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Stroke Willy.

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>The one guy that grabs the ass of every mamono he sees at the grocery store

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>>45529143
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nBfatLqLmcs

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>>45528221
Lots of dormice lead full, fulfilling lives.

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>>45529164
>All according to his bicorns wife's plan

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>>45529076
send her on a month long paid vacation on a luxury cruise

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>>45529164
I do this at shirohebi shrines

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>>45528960
does this forbidden technique work on tacokot and worcestershires?

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>>45528381
As someone who sleeps for like 10 hours on average, I feel you. That, and I'm following about two thirds of the rest of the board. Sometimes I just skim the thread looking for images I haven't saved yet.

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>>45529412
How do you sleep 10 hours? I wake up after 6,5

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Hey all, it's the anubis.moe anon here. I hope you are all doing well and staying healthy in these trying times. I'm testing a new version of the site, available here

https://beta.anubis.moe/

Most improvements are to the scraper, which was accumulating a lot of technical debt, but there's a couple new features:

>Tags
You can now search for specific monsters in the archive. For Ao3 I grab the tags directly from the story, for pastebin links I tried using TF–IDF to generate them. Results are mixed, I'm working on a way to clean them up.
>Dead links
Dead pastebin links get marked as such, and if an archive.org version exists that gets added too.

It will be replacing the old version of the site in the coming weeks, but if you would like to test it and share your thoughts, I'd appreciate it. Happy holidays!

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>>45529402
Yes but you need to double the strength used

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>>45529418
Holst milk is too strong. I do not have a job.

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>>45529421
Thanks for your work anon, happy holidays too

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>>45528381

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>>45529424
what about holding your hands out in a v shape?
will that attract their heads?

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>>45529445
Oh that, yes but it's also a way to ask her out. Also it can attract several kots

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>>45529421
>Tags
Holy shit anon, you are a god among us. Happy holidays!

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>>45529367
>Doing this is considered tortured by all maid monster girls
>The maid academy is trying to get it classified as crimes against monsterkind

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>>45529421
>Tags
THE FUTURE IS NOW OLD HAG!
For real tho, thank you anubisbro

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>>45529519
If I pet my kiki as a form of payment, will she behave?

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>>45529576
Just as long as you call her a good girl or said she did a good job while petting.

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>>45529576
Like all currency, petting will devaluate with time, so your kiki will ask for increasing ammounts of petting the more you pet her, or for more valuable currencies, like kisses on the cheeks, handholding, affirmations, etc.

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>>45527899
>>45527907
>>45527917
>>45527969
>>45527980
T-Dolls are indeed modern day automatons. Some people just really can't believe for they're more biased in favor or the older or outright antiquated Classic Models.

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>>45529585
Nice, I don't want to abuse her but she refuse money, seems like a good middle ground

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>>45529597
Money don't behave like that, a petting is given and consumed at the same time so it's value can't decrease. Feels like a maido academy 's lie

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>>45527716
>Turkish Sultans
Go ahead. Go ahead and declare jihad on the desert kingdoms, declare war/jihad on the Tomb Queens, win said war/jihad. THEN, we can talk.

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>>45529197
Well yeah, that's because there's tons of them. The average dormouse household has 16 mice living there. They breed like crazy.

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are mgs the scourge that people make them out to be?

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>>45529626
To conquer the desert, one must first conquer Shai-Hulud

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>>45529626
>What is the Fall of the Mamluk Sultanate

In a tangentially related note, I like to think that Apophis-led realms speak !Arabic, and Pharaoh-led realms speak !Coptic.

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Are there things greenworms CAN'T eat?

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>>45529653
Are they strict vegetarian?
If so, meat.

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>>45529646
I like to think that sand niggers aren't a thing in my fantasy

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>>45529637
He who controls the Spice controls the desert. My desert. My Arrakis.

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>>45529671
So you don't want any desert girls?

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>>45529667
>Are they strict vegetarian?
i use to think horses were

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>>45529696
Well, until I see a greenworm munching on a steak, I'll presume they can't eat meat.

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What if Anubis, but she's all allah snackbar

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>>45529674
Squeeze, anon.

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>>45529704
That's called a graped anubis.

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>>45527638
That's right! ALICE COOPER. Anons, give your love to Alice Cooper!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-c7HTl6uaEI

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>>45527638
I like the little alice comics the one drawfag from the drawpiles does. Very cute and funny

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>>45527998
Miss Chesh is my favorite.

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>>45527998
The one that's in my bed with me right now.

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>>45528591
Well to answer your question nothing would happen too strangely since there is already super soldiers in MGE in the from of the chief god’s heroes that get incubized or monsterized all the time. Now if they fall to the Abyss then something more bizarre might happen.

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>>45529783
Me too

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>>45529076
But you are a eldritch god now, that embrace it fellow chaos incubus.

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>>45527998

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I’m the cat man
Skibibibi o da dub dub
Yo da dub dub
Skibibibi o da dub dub
Yo da dub dub
I’m the cat man

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>>45527593

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>>45527716
>>45529626
>>45529637
>>45529646
>>45529674
So who is Persia (Iran) and who's the Arabian Gulf States of MGE?

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>>45529943
Didn't Persians worship an eternal fire? Ignis, maybe Manticores

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>>45529943
>>45529953
Take some of the volcanic region girls, mix them among the graped desert girls.

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>>45529943
>Arabian Gulf States
The United Desert Kingdoms (UDK)

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>>45529671
Nobody asked

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eat your chocolate cake

[Anonymous No.]

Become eldritch horrors of unimaginable power to sexually dominate monster girls into oblivion!

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Throw rocks at wocks

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>>45530182
An’t gonna do anything to them they break rocks with their fists for a living.

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>>45530182
Mean. If you make Miss Wock cry, she sic her friend Miss Malef on you.

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>>45527593
The noblest monsters have the nicest bodies, worth showing off.

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>>45530182
Misread I thought you said Wurm, still not gonna work on her fat ass either.

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Undead have one-track minds!

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>>45530239
I dunno, a wurm might interpret you throwing a rock at her as just trying to get her attention. She's a good girl who deserves better than someone who'd do that to her, but she'd definitely take you back to an Anon Correction Facility to fix you.

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when wurm goes swimming she gets barnacles on her

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>>45530263
>Anon Correction Facility
What, the cardboard fort in Mrs. Robinson's backyard (aka Stacy's Fortress of Solitude & Teaparties)

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>have you seen my hat?

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>>45530312
Sharks can't wear harts, the water drag is too powerful

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>>45527562

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i chose generic old lim princess a instead lim donut steel

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>>45530323
https://files.catbox.moe/utpr5g.png
Lies. Behold the great Fez Shark

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>>45530289
Stacy has a 98% success rate, Anon. And her only failures are when Miss Baph's "girl scout" troop wanders in and abducts a resident.

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>domineering monster standing over you in triumph
>you lie underneath her completely exhausted from "battle" you two had
>by "battle" you mean she was definitely toying with you the entire time and it wasn't even a contest
W-What do, Lads...?

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>>45530260
It's okay. I do the same with undead booty.

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>>45530408
kick her in the shins or something idk

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>>45530442
Why would you wanna touch those cold, clammy cheeks? Gross!

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chubby bunny gf?

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>>45529704
! !

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>>45528438
>Romanians a hardy people
>Not easily captured by pires
Kind of hard to get captured when the only thing your country is famous for is thievery, gypsies, and an extreme anal fetishist Voivode.

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Milk or cake, Dear?

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>>45530454
Who would want to grope soft, cool, fatty undead meat? That would be silly.

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>>45530514
where the american hatters, they got bigger cake

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https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/114287353
angels are somewhat unreasonable

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>>45530452
Already tried, She brushed it off and laughed at me before calling my kick pathetic...

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>>45530531
Call out to another monster to rescue you--if your heart is true, she'll save you from your current fate.
She IS gonna princess carry you off and make, sweet, hot, passionate love to you, though. So choose the form of your savior wisely!
PICK MISS USHI

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>>45530408
disappear like a dead enemy in most games

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>>45530531
then just tell her to fuck off , or tell her her tits look weird

[Anonymous No.]

what does your wife neck fluff?

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>>45530577
me?

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desert kingdom is now under cow rule

[Anonymous No.]

wurm wrangling sounds like a fun job

[Anonymous No.]

>>45530641
Purple cow is really cute

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>>45530641
there's definitely some pocket areas for bastet and hathor

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>>45530648
Thou shall handle the snakes

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>>45530641
I want to worship my new cow anubis overlords!

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>>45530641
Not with those tiny boobs

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>>45530641
Praise Hathor, goddess of gyaru cows!

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>>45527562

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>>45530528
We'll show heaven a fight they won't forget!

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>>45530103
What happens if I pull a tail and fugg her ass

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>>45530806
kittens x 8

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>>45530812
anon you can't get pregnant from fugging a kot.
chesh saiad so

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>>45530812
Oh so I just needed to put it in the ass

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>tfq your angel momster doesn;t like you hanging aorund your wurm teacher but shes so cool tho
>Also I cant see how she can be dangerous, her face is either :D :3 :O :P or even >:<

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I sure I hope I won't get reincarnated in a family with a shirohebi sister that is a huge brocon, haha.

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>>45527562

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>>45527897
Lilim are uncool, no exceptions. No amount of admixture with can make those /d/epraved cringe virgins cool. Witness me!!!:

>>/jp/thread/45474012#p45479048

This is your Overlord’s spawn. Cringe and despair, fools. She can’t get through 5 minutes of a first date at Olev Garden w/o fellatiating the breadsticks. You will ‘go to the restroom’ and leave her, just like all the others.

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>>45530859
This gives a vibe your family actually look like that and are some type of eldritch humans. Maybe a reason how you got a Hebi older sister in the first place, that she was put there to quench your otherworldly lustful ways by the Demon Lord herself. Where your whole family were very destructive beings in the past.

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>>45530838

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throw shirohebi in an ice bath

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What if the portals opened but the monsters were actual demons but they were all female, plenty of more exotic monster girls, and promised damning your soul to hell was fine because she was in it~~~?

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>>45530905
How about let’s not do that, I’m still convinced some of you fucks use ai to come up with a new bad ending to post for the thread each day.

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>>45530889
Will gently tug on her tail and watch the hearts slowly rise like steam and pop when they disappear

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>>45530919
How about the portals opened but it was straight to planet kitsune, part of the fox/elf federation?

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what do when bratty lich ressurcts you just to be her damn butler/

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>>45530942
butler stuff i guess

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>>45530942
im unionising

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>>45530947
>>45530950
she keeps teasing you with her undead ass

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>>45530942
Matchmake her with random boys in episodic format.

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>>45530952
its not teasing if i dont want it

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>>45530952
I'm still unionising

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>>45530952
yeah but that's every undead

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>tfw you were raised from the dead by a wurm who found and had so much faith that you were just sleeping and not actually dead that it allowed for you to "wake" up as an undead incubi
>Now shes worried about how cold you are, so you must be sick
>Not withholding the fact that she found you with an arrow to the chest and head
>So she takes you to the nearest greila clinic in a panic

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She's coming.

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>>45531016
believe in the wurm that believes in you

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Do admirals really?

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>>45531045
>wurm faith is so strong, it can raise the dead
blessed is the mind too small for doubt

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short men (below 7 feet) belong to _

[Anonymous No.]

>>45531072
wurm. wurm deserves everything, she needs every bit of your love

[Anonymous No.]

>>45531072
>I'm not short I'm six foot fo-
>*BEANED*

[Anonymous No.]

ah looks like the wifes getting uppity again time to mating press her into submission

[Anonymous No.]

>>45531072
Big oni, to use as self-warming teddy bears.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45531072
Sandworm. You are literally bite sized for her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45530905
I wish you banal edgefags would just follow your own advice and off yourselves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45531072
Fuck off with your monsterboys

[Anonymous No.]

>>45531048
Yea, are they really unable to stay in their containment threads on /vg/?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45531106
???

[Anonymous No.]

>>45531120
no one is that short

[Anonymous No.]

>>45531106
Huh when did short men become monster boys kinda mean to call a short guy a monster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45531106
>portals open
>out rolls druella.
>"Oh, I didn't realize this is a world full of petite princesses! They must all need help alping."

[Anonymous No.]

See what you brought with your accusations.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45531106
Confirmation that all men are too short to go around without demon escorts

[Anonymous No.]

Men should be 11 feet tall completely towering over their wives.

[Anonymous No.]

Monsters should be 6 feet tall and completely tower over their 5'11 husbands

[Anonymous No.]

What if the real monsters were the internet schizo friends we made along the way

[Anonymous No.]

All adult men should be at boob-hatting height maximum and standing cunnilingus minimum.

[Anonymous No.]

I actually want a short wife who can suck me off standing up

[Anonymous No.]

Ill take the boob hatting hatter and the short gremlin to suck me off while standing up

[Anonymous No.]

>>45531276
I want a short wife who has to stand on a stool to make me crotch height.

[Anonymous No.]

Monsters and humans should love each other regardless of their heights!

[Anonymous No.]

i want a wife that is so big and sot that I can sleep on her while my dick is still inside her

[Anonymous No.]

>>45529421
I know this is a late reply, but I don't care. You are awesome anon.

[Anonymous No.]

SPREAD MADNESS AND CHAOS TO MOUNTAIN TO SHORE!

[Anonymous No.]

I'll sizemax to the extreme!
Give me your smallest fairy and biggest ogre!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45531299
Better yet we all get slimes so she can be any height you want

[Anonymous No.]

>>45531072
Baphomets!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45531340
>ogre
>not sandworm
ngmi

[Anonymous No.]

>>45531359
ogre has a taller mindset than sandworm

[Anonymous No.]

>>45531340
>bicorn
>wurm
>ushi-oni
>pixie

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder to breed your monsterfu! there is a chance for a alternate colored daugheru!

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to get gremmy to build me an automaton who is EXACTLY the same size as me and can adjust in real time down to the micrometer fluctuations of your height as the spine compresses under gravity over the day!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45531349

[Anonymous No.]

My only crimes?
I dug too deep
I loved too much
And I fucked too passionately

[Anonymous No.]

>>45531384
im here for cuddles and sex without having children, thank you. there will be no breeding.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45531405
Digging too deep is the best

[Anonymous No.]

"Always leg-locks" is one of those phrases you'd expect to find on cheap t-shirts in demon realm tourist spots

[Anonymous No.]

>>45531460
Trying to pull out when fucking rabbit girls is impossible, they always leglock

[Anonymous No.]

>>45531466
Coil-locks are good too

[Anonymous No.]

Surprise a lamia by leglocking her

[Anonymous No.]

>>45531481
Tentacles are even better!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45531491
You can do this with centaurs and arachne too

[Anonymous No.]

>>45531531
>Sahu's face approximately one second before being thrown into the deep end of the pool

[Anonymous No.]

>>45531384
>breed red haired centaur a thousand times until you get a blue haired daughter
>"THERE IT IS THERE IT IS THERE IT IS THERE IT IS THERE IT IS THERE IT IS"

[Anonymous No.]

>>45531405
Too bad Balrog is a never ever girl.

[Anonymous No.]

Elf

[Anonymous No.]

>>45531384
I want a Shiny Lilim, and Shiny Pharaoh, and Shiny Dragon, and Shiny Baphomet daughters. And more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45531447
i want to unearth an ancient evil
>>45531460
the lunar forces need more troops!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45531531
>Catching the fish as she jumps upstream

[Anonymous No.]

>>45531620
>"Lets discuss your end of year bonuses at this company"

[Anonymous No.]

>>45530502
>>45529037
Thats the joke.
Always ask a vampire why is her residence on hungarian clay. They love that.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45530821
Huh. If she says so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45531672
You mean Romanian clay?

[Anonymous No.]

There once was an ugly barnacle. She was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45530555
>Stay-Puft Marshmallowfu rescues you
What now, Egon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45531758
sounds like ms bogey

[Anonymous No.]

>>45531706
good cat

[Anonymous No.]

Pet a mouse today, and marriage tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45531825
what took so long?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45531646
At least you can't accuse elfs of just inheriting their wealth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45531706
>inverted preggo belly button
well that's new

[Anonymous No.]

>>45531756
she sucks so much
incredible suction force

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Which monster enjoys deep dish pizza?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45532000
Wonderland mamono.
They're just insane enough to consider it a pizza.

[Anonymous No.]

Dragons are huge dorks, here's proof.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45532000
lescatian deep dish pizza is very popular

[Anonymous No.]

just me and my wife enjoying some ghetto lean together <3

[Anonymous No.]

>>45531718
Dracula was Hungarian.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45531776
>loli fox
>stuffed ogre
No thanks. It’s time to cross the streams and snackbar these bitches.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45528725
He's wrong. You should fuck any and every succubus who smokes (it's fucking hot) and doubly so for older ones who try and engage in incest roleplay with you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45532033
That's the joke.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45532081
I'm aware. Answering the person who said Romanian clay, you angry little mosquito with a cape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45532079
the more you know

[Anonymous No.]

think there will be inner African monsters?

A jengu is a mermaid, found largely in myths native to Cameroon. They are water spirits, depicted as long-haired beauties with gap-toothed smiles.

Abada refers to a mythical animal similar to a unicorn. The Abada, however, has two crooked horns as opposed to a unicorn's single one. The Abada's horns can act as an antidote to poison and disease. It has been described as being the size of a small donkey with the tail of a boar.

Yumboes are the spirits of the dead and, they are completely of a pearly-white colour. They are sometimes said to have silver hair. They stand about two feet tall.

The kishi is a two-faced demon in Angola. According to legend, a kishi has an attractive human man's face on the front of its body and a hyena's face on the back. Kishi are said to use their human face as well as smooth talk and other charms to attract young women, who they then eat with the hyena face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45532110
fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45532120
Didn't know that would trigger you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45532120
what's your problem

[Anonymous No.]

>>45532110
There better be mokele-mbembe someday.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45532110
Our lord and savior KC (pbuh) is the only halal source of monstergirls, infidel-san.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45532128
posting

like

this
will definitely set off at least one guy

[Anonymous No.]

>>45532079
Imagine losing your virginity when the portals open to your pervy loser aunt who flash monsterizes into a 20/10 succubus and mounts your cock.

[Anonymous No.]

"My name is Ozymandias, king of kings:
Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!"
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45532110
You put all that but forget about the giant ebony archane that is the J’ba Fofi and who could forget about the strong fat dino girl that is Mokele Mbembe-Chan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45532163
wtf now I'm mad!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45532110
>Kishi
I like the sound of this girl.
The roastie ravager.
The avenger of 2d.
The bad end sandworm.
The one good monster boy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45532178
Proof that the legless devils ruin all they touch. By Pharaoh they should all feel the bottom of my shoe! There can be no peace with the snek, for they are all foot /d/eviants. Surely this is forbidden!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45532110
i have always wanted a hyena girl. i think they'd be a really giggly monster girl that hunts for men in packs, or maybe scavenge for them after raids for men by other monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45532144
It's pretty sad that kcs trickle tier content, vague bullying of the thread, and paywalling anyway hasn't resulted in most anons trying to get creative.
Instead we get this odd wishlist of never gonna happens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45532110
Central African monsters are kinda just dinosaurs or bizarre undead like Madam Koi Koi that haunts restrooms and toilets while wearing red heels.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45532219
benis

[Anonymous No.]

>>45532220
Next you’ll insult the copy-paste: slime, dragon, alraune. This is shirk, brother. Fall not into heresy! Chant the sacred scriptures to maintain your faith:
>The game will be released soon, on the day of judgement.
>The dialogue will be divinely inspired, pages and pages of “oowey gooey onichan cummie wummies pew pew blasto”
>The recolors will be thrice as satisfying as the originals.
Keep the faith, brother!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45532250
:/ no thanks

[Anonymous No.]

>45532144
>45532220
>45532276
Start taking your meds and stop samefagging

[Anonymous No.]

>mick baits the thread again episode.

[Anonymous No.]

Yo, Mad Dog. Ready to hit the town?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45532307
Wrong, infidel-kun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45532316
more of a "shits his own pants" episode
he just can't help it

[Anonymous No.]

Please don’t start it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45532318
we must ed edd and eddy the mayors staircase. whats yours is mine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45532276
>the day comes
>anons open the thread ready to fuck cat girls
>"hi nyaaa anyoon nyaa are you readnyaaaa to have sexnyaa?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>45532220
i want to write monster girls, but honestly not being able to draw kind of kills my motivation to do so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45532318
>no droogs to do the ultra-violencello
Feels bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45532393
learn?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45532318
aw yeah triple chocolate milk

[Anonymous No.]

>>45532393
learn to draw retard

[Anonymous No.]

>>45532396
You wouldn't even need to break in anywhere for some of the old in-out, in-out

[Anonymous No.]

>"How can my Anon be failing! He's so smart! You'd have to be failing him on purpose! That's it, isn't it?! You want him to become such a failure that no girl will want him and he'll have to come running to you! Well I'll have you know Anon will always be Mama's little boy and even if no other girl likes him, Mama will happily marry him!"
M-mom, please... It was just one C...

[Anonymous No.]

>>45532402
>>45532413
i tried it. honestly, fucking hate it. i got alright, but its not as fun as writing. all i was ever after was results, so i never really enjoyed the process.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45532413
Drawing isn't that easy. No need for name calling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45532393
>responding to schizo mick going on delirious rants about kc again
How new are you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45532421
ok

[Anonymous No.]

>>45532424
ah fuck mb

[Anonymous No.]

>>45532424
>using mick to deflect from the joke KC has become

[Anonymous No.]

>>45532372
Disturbingly plausible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45532423
drawing is easy as shit. look, i just drew this: five minutes. easy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45532415
>no BnE foreplay
Where’s your sense of romance?

[Anonymous No.]

what if i just want to watch old magical girl anime with an mg?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45532424
He's known to respond to himself too, and roleplay as multiple posters. I'm starting to think the guy who always says shit like "I'm concerned about you dude, I want to help you" might be actually him too.
It would be so funny if we had IDs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45532468
I mean I wanna watch old mecha anime with a monstergirl so I get it entirely.
I need a shoulder to cry on when we get to the end of Gunbuster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45532468
One of you should be sitting on the other's lap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45532472
im choosing to believe this is the case, because it would be very funny

[Anonymous No.]

>>45532477
WELCOME HOME

[Anonymous No.]

>>45532178
>>45532218
>Legionnaire returning from the Desert Kingdom
>Apophis following behind him
"Veni, Vidi"
>Looks back at the grapesnake
"Veni."

[Anonymous No.]

>>45532493
IT STILL GETS ME MAN

[Anonymous No.]

Cut myself a wee bit whilst I was shaving. I'm actual vampire bait.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45532472
>It would be so funny if we had IDs.
Maybe the janny that's actively refusing to do anything about him just doesn't have any other hobbies and likes laughing at how insane schizos like him can get, that would explain a lot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45532499
Yeah, I bought the new bluray release and watched the whole show in one go back in September

[Anonymous No.]

>>45532477
>mecha

[Anonymous No.]

>>45532477
>>45532522

[Anonymous No.]

>>45532509
Man, now I'm imagining raising a monstergirl daughter on mecha. Just imagine her crawling onto the couch and bouncing in place in excitement because it's the weekend and that means family mecha marathon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45532522

[Anonymous No.]

>>45532530
Giant Robo: The Day the Earth Stood Still it is!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45532522
Yeah, and?
>>45532536
Get that gacha boatshit out of here

[Anonymous No.]

>>45532502
I hit ten followers on twitter today. It's very validating considering I don't get exposure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45532246
That describes about 90% of Japanese yokai.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45532544
and yet you're ok with vtubers

[Anonymous No.]

>>45532538
That's for when she's older. We start with stuff like GaoGaiGar and Shinkalion because she's a kid. THEN we get into the heavy shit.
They day she's ready for Getter Robo stuff is the day I might have to welcome her boyfriend to family mecha weekends.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45532562
you seem to have mistaken me for someone else or you're just delusional.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45532564
Just wait until you can embarras her by telling her new boyfriend she used to sing duets of the General Daimos opening with you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQgVxUCO4RA

[Anonymous No.]

Thoughts on this thing I found waistdeep in my toolbox?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45532570
anon, several have been posted in the past few threads without you making a peep about it,

[Anonymous No.]

>>45532590
I like when the KC vtuber gets posted the most.

[Anonymous No.]

Big dogs

[Anonymous No.]

>>45532577
I can even break out the videos her mom took.

[Anonymous No.]

helping mamono through their various insecurities

[Anonymous No.]

>>45532590
And I'm supposed to have been here all the time and known? I only have so much free time in the day bossman.
I was more annoyed with a gacha boat being associated with mecha than anything because that shit isn't mecha.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45532584
put her back QUICK she was in her happy place

[Anonymous No.]

>>45532584
Mating press.

[Anonymous No.]

I wish a lamia would send me a selfie like this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45532219
Gnolls are literally right there. Just cut off the snout and make them fuck huge girls like Yeen-chan from Zyugoya.

>>45532250
Literally only something spotted Hyenas have and can just be not included unless you're a fag who wants to get pegged.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45532648
>cut off the snout
number one way to ruin a monster girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45532477
>ancient wurm doesn't want to watch anything with giant monsters attacking cities
>says it brings back too many bad memories

[Anonymous No.]

>>45532648
>Gnolls
True actually, i forgot about that. Cool bandit monsters that laugh at you as they steal your most prized possessions (your well aged virginity)

[Anonymous No.]

>>45532584
>*Tell gremlin that your lightbulb isn't working*
>*10 seconds later*
>WHERE THE FUCK IS YOUR KAKUEN WRENCH!?
>WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T HAVE A FUCKING KAKUEN WRENCH?
>UGH, JUST PASS ME THE MANACOMBOBULATOR
>...
>YOU DONT HAVE A FUCKING MANACOMBOMBULATOR?!
>*Anon quickly applies emergency headscritches to stop angry gremlin tantrum*

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45532720
What the dog doing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45532728
She's 50% into cu sith mode.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45531620
is for marriage

[Anonymous No.]

>>45532728
Canadian men

[Anonymous No.]

So is it off topic posting hours, that you know this achieves nothing right all it’s doing is making you be a dick to the whole thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45532734
I want to get smacked by those tits.

[Anonymous No.]

Can dicks turn into dickgirls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45532752
No, also you have the IQ of a fucking amoeba now fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45532760
Why so serious?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45532764
Fuck off, we know what you’re trying to do the joke is old and dead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45532772
Why so fragile?

[Anonymous No.]

I sure do love autistic screeching.

[Anonymous No.]

Man, thread trolls used to actually try.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45532742
Yeah this is the melty hours. It usually happens around this time, when its already late evening here in yurop and 12 to 3pm+ in burgerland. Expect low quality, trashy posts for some hours.

[Anonymous No.]

>"fragile"
Mick you're spamming off topic garbage and crying again because we made fun of your brain problems. You're a complete joke.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45532752
Yes, if it’s not that hard. Alps > furries, btw. Didn’t expect literal animal shitposting. A new low, didn’t know there were any left.

[Anonymous No.]

I go to elf nations to laugh at their silly outfits and ears, and to ask them why they aren't working on Santa's toys

[Anonymous No.]

Can we just skip straight to the part with blaming the mythical gatekeeper strawman and go back to the regular program?

[Anonymous No.]

how can such a stupid girl be so sex?

[Anonymous No.]

So... Which one would you live with?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45532810
Why are the Keebler elves acting all haughty and correctable instead of making cookies? I don't get it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45532657
>Ruin a monster girl
Furries aren't monster girls and female Gnolls played straight are 100% /tg/ or /d/ material.

>>45532697
They're going to fuck you to the bone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45532863
fuck thats clever

[Anonymous No.]

How should dhampirs defeat vampires? What gauntlet of monsters should they have to fight their way through? Should a mere human be able to fight past the perimeter, how would the human do it successfully if so? Pitch ‘em.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45532829
I understand it's only the girls from that image and not others from emg. In that case Rachne or Miia.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45532874
create a petition

[Anonymous No.]

>>45532874
It's obvious, just recruit men to become their husbands. Then they will be too busy fucking and effectively become subdued. One man for one vampire is much less loss than any other plan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45532872
https://files.catbox.moe/bbahuo.png

I have a weakness for big ladies.

[Anonymous No.]

https://i.imgur.com/KGG4ugQ.jpg
>Come home from work
>Your Kikimora doesn't greet you at the door like usual
>Instead you find her like this
>"Master..." she says
>"Who was that woman I saw in you talking to today at work?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>45532944
>that was my coworker and I'm going to date her
>and also it's none of your business anyway. You are my maid. not my mother, not my wife not even my girlfriend. A. MAID.
>now go back to cleaning or I'm going to fire you

[Anonymous No.]

>>45532961
Bet she regrets the maid autism now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45532943
>link
ah... beeg...

[Anonymous No.]

I sure do wish I had a cute Lim to have lunch with. I wonder if she'd like my broccoli cheddar soup?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45532961
Looks like anon wants sleeping pills in his dinner.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45532544
>gacha
Pixiv tags don't indicate that it belongs to any game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45532420
Gotta be careful living with those single momsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>45533032
those succubus tits were made for milking her adopted son's cock.

[Anonymous No.]

>young monster girl bullies man with her dangerously shapely body, dangerously lewd words and dangerously skimpy fashion sense
>man bullies tight horny brat pussy and asshole with his dick
You can't deny this is the ideal relationship.

[Anonymous No.]

Who would want to stick their dick in a smelly trash panda?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45532977
Big yeens for big love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45533057
She's one man's treasure panda.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45532887
>vamp treats dad bad wut do?
>strongly worded letter signed by manys!
>only peppul who cares is vamp and dad friends
>they only want to sign if won’t make vamp mad —> OR
>nail congratulatory petition on vamp door XD
>OR: them iz all gypsies
>gypsie can’t read
>say “iz won’t make vamp mad XDDD”
>they signs letter
>nail petition to vamp door
>twiddle thumbs
>recall petitions don’t mean shit in a quasi-aristocratic society ruled by literal monsters
>doh!
Gee thanks.
>>45532927
>be born from vampire and human
>vamp treat mans bad wut do?
>gibs vamp another mans
Brilliant.

Are y’all even trying? Do you want me to make the human vamp hunter get tentacle-raped repeatedly for comedic effect? His name is anon, I guess faggotry is on-brand…

[Anonymous No.]

>>45533053
Normally I'd say nah but if it's one of Nav's girls...

[Anonymous No.]

What the dog doin'?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

What about reverse gacha; monsters have to get their husbands through it

[Anonymous No.]

>>45533146
Greedy girls would star insisting they can have more than one man and roll for them all.

[Anonymous No.]

Have yourself
a merry little krampus

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45533146
>>45533152
Its addictive nature doesn't work with husbandos, but make it sons and the monsters will keep rolling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45533083
Thick lolis are without a doubt the perfect woman.

[Anonymous No.]

I love mature women

[Anonymous No.]

>>45533238
>POV of every guy in MGC when he walks through town with a sith wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>45533238
L is for Love mature monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45533238
I'm so sorry, I couldn't resist
https://files.catbox.moe/cz86l4.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>45533238
Jokes on her, I have really low self-esteem, so she's just gonna make me die inside and have me cry to sleep again.
Not sure how the joke is on her form that one, but it is.

[Anonymous No.]

Sorry Hebi, but Lamias like you don't have ass so I would never date you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45533238
>This is your contract anon
>L
>Go on take it
>L
>It is our eternal pact and my promise to you
>L
Chesh taught demon

[Anonymous No.]

>>45533272
I really like her design. Wasnt there like a daughter or sister or something of her who looks similar?

[Anonymous No.]

Old monsters...

[Anonymous No.]

gold monsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>45533238
Being a wizard makes it being attracted to women my age.
>>45533275
lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>45533304
Yeah Asmodeus.

[Anonymous No.]

chaos monsters

[Anonymous No.]

rolled monsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>45533272
L for Loli sex

[Anonymous No.]

>shog can be loaf Kiki, can YOU do that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45533275
https://files.catbox.moe/liusvf.png

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to scold the Mamono Lord for taking her sweet fucking time once the portals open and demand at least two of her daughters as compensation.

[Anonymous No.]

Me going back and forth with a Jubjub.
>"Breed?"
>"No."
>"Breed?"
>"No."
>"Breed?"
>"No."
>"Breed?"
>"No."
>"Breed?"
>"No."
>"Breed??"
>"No."
>"Breed??"
>"No."
>"Breed???"
>"No."
>"Breed???"
>"No."
>"Breed!?"
>"No."
>"Breed!?!?"
>"No."
>"Breed?!?!"
>"No."
>"Breed...?"
>"No."
>"Breed?!?!?!"
>"No."
>"BREED?!"
>"No."
>"BREED!"
>"No."
>"BREED."
>"No."
>"BREED BREED BREED BREED BREED BREED BREED-"
>"No. No. No. No. No. No. No-"

[Anonymous No.]

>Anon is right, I am out of my league
>...EXCEPT I've got money

[Anonymous No.]

>>45533397
>and breath!
Sorry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45533392
That's Jub abuse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45533407
He's not just gone out for cigarettes, has he?

[Anonymous No.]

>When you tell the smug, arrogant fox you wanna make babies with her

[Anonymous No.]

>>45533411
Maybe I don't want to have sex every other hour. Jub needs to learn some restraint.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45532318
How did Anon get that nickname?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45533422
Well then you shouldn't have a jubjub wife.
Dormouse is more your speed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45533422
Your Jub's going to call the MGCPD and report the Jub abuse and then they'll come lock you up. She'll be interviewed by live news crews at the scene
>How did this heinous crime first start, Mrs Jub?
>He... he said NO to me!
>GASP! An apalling criminal offense! What kind of sick man denies a girl a basic need like constant sex?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45533374
The drawfag bullying continues
https://files.catbox.moe/52u0cg.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>45533446
>>45533374
>>45533275
Why are we being mean to a drawfag?
I think his art's pretty good, and he seems like a standup dude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45533454
It's an innocent joke and it's more about making fun of the anon who sperged out over his watermarks a few threads ago

[Anonymous No.]

>>45533423
Defeating the strongest delinquents of several schools (but by complete accident)

[Anonymous No.]

>>45533454
I got nothing against the guy and he draws well, but it's just funny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45532220
>Trickle tier content
KC is working not only a full time job in the hellscape that is the Japanese professional work environment but he's also supposedly working on his game 3 out of the 4 weeks of the month. You're free to be butt hurt over whether or not that's true but it's the Word of God from the man himself.

>Vague bullying of the thread
???

>Paywalling
It's because fucking cucks who complain about shit like ( You ) and the faggot countrymen that KC has to constantly deal with on a near daily basis. It's also funny you call it an odd wishlist of never evers when while KC didn't ever promise them, he has made mention of several not-yet-seen monsters in the past that he will likely release.

Get some help. Give your balls a tug. Or don't and suffer the ultimate Irishman's Dilemma: Do I shitpost on the internet while my ethnic group goes extinct or do I do something with my life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45533555
Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45533555
>replying to the mick's autistic screetching from 5 hours ago

[Anonymous No.]

>>45533604
Don't blame him, retards have to defend a japanese artists honour wherever they feel the need to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45533392

[Anonymous No.]

>>45533555
Fuck on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45533614
And then anon became a dad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45533604
I had to take a break from fucking my Argentine Alp paramour and saw kvetching while scrolling through the thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45533618
don't respond to him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45533614
How could anyone say no to her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45533614
>plap plap plap plap get me pregnant get me pregnant get me pregnant

[Anonymous No.]

>>45533392
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxGyL6RUqpA

[Anonymous No.]

>>45533614
>man i wish that were me

[Anonymous No.]

Send monsters anonymous marriage proposals

[Anonymous No.]

>>45533650
Man, how are you supposed to react if a Harpy crossed your path one day, feathered out her colorful plumage and started doing a strange dance?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45533555
I have an unexplainable urge to respond to you, just gotta say nice numbers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45533675
You marry them, duh

[Anonymous No.]

>>45533674
This may appeal to monsters that take this as a challenge to track you down, but anonymity in this case is a pointless hindrance to everyone else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45533675
Remarkable bird, that norwegian blue, Beautiful plumage

[Anonymous No.]

whats the max size harem a man could handle do you think?(and with or without a bicorn)

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45533770
There is no theoretical max size, with or without blackhoss. The only thing limiting you from forming a bigger harem is the fact that you will have to stretch thin your time, resources, and most important of all, your love the bigger your harem gets. Can you trully form a meaningful romantic relatioship with say, the 10th or 20th mamono you want in your harem. You need to consider your wives as well of your potential new wife when expanding the harem. Wife neglect is an unforgivable sin.

[Anonymous No.]

Griffins are angry about Knights trying to go out and court Dragons instead of themselves, when they're the very heraldic symbol of the Kingdom to begin with...

[Anonymous No.]

>>45533614
I absolutely love these kind of art works, they represent the wholesome nature of MGE so well.
If only there were more Ocelomeh pics like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45533770
Dunno, but I'd go with 5 at most. Preferably 3. And all from the same species.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45533770
It depends how many man the bicorn has to spread it out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45533811
You have to wonder..
Just how bad is the blackmail that hellhound has on artfairy?
It must be some pretty serious shit, for her to get so much art at the expense of others...

[Anonymous No.]

>>45533770
Personally I think 4 is the ideal harem size, not too big but big enough to be considered a harem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45533827
all bicorns

[Anonymous No.]

>>45533842
>all bicorns are in a single giant relationship
kinky

[Anonymous No.]

The best harem is the harem of one girl and one one girl alone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45533811
I miss Barb in general.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45533869
Bigamy is best

[Anonymous No.]

>>45533872
why did he leave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45533869
Unicorn hooves typed this post.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45533869
based and hebipilled

[Anonymous No.]

>>45533872
Barb has been quite active though, he has a personal project going on right now so he hasn't drawn as much MG as before. The one that died completely and I miss is Less, I wonder what happened to him.

[Anonymous No.]

GIRL
I WANNA TAKE YOU TO A FAE BAR
I WANNA TAKE YOU TO A FAE BAR

YEAH, YOU'RE A SUPERSTAR
AT THE FAE BAR

[Anonymous No.]

>>45533886
But imagine 2 Hebi or 3

[Anonymous No.]

>>45533614
Wing burrito.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45533881
Not at liberty to speculate why.

>>45533895
>Less
While his grind on becoming something other than a generic anime artist has been a privilege to see he was far too fond of kicking up dust with shitposts like the Tarrasque literally eating Mero, futa, etc. Kind of like how Lostpenis only draws futa on women because he's too lazy to learn how to draw men.

[Anonymous No.]

Be honest, what would you actually do if you were in the woods wandering alone and this majestic creature appeared before you looking all friendly and happy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45533770
>regular dude not into harems but no Bicorn/Nurarihyon wife
Two to three wives, maximum.
>regular dude into harems but no Bicorn/Nurarihyon wife
Three to four wives, maximum
>haremfag but no Bicorn/Nurarihyon wife
Four to five wives, maximum
>haremfag with a Bicorn or Nurarihyon wife
Five to six wives, maybe more after Incubization
>haremfag with a Bicorn and Nurarihyon wife
Ten or more wives, almost certainly going to grow over time if one wife is immortal as the harem is now immortal
>degenerate incestfag with harem fetish with no Bicorn/Nurarihyon wife
Four to five wives depending on how many daughters are born/lifespan
>degenerate incestfag with harem fetish with Bicorn or Nurarihyon wife
Eight to twelve wives depending on how many daughters are born to all wives
>degenerate incestfag with harem fetish with Bicorn and Nurarihyon wife
Twenty or more wives depending on how many daughters are born to all wives

[Anonymous No.]

>>45533809
>Knight embarks on a great journey to defeat the evil dragon on her lair
>Only to get raped by his Griffon squire/shield maiden when they finally get there
>She had always loved him but was never able to bring herself to confess, fearing being rejected for a princess
>Eventually, she lost control do to frustration and lust, riding him on the entrance of the lair
>The Dragon was far from upset, actually used to these kind of situations, to the point of having makeshift rooms new couples can rent, for a price
>In truth, the Dragon gets jealous and sad at these occurrences, not having a husband herself, hearing the couples expressing their love as she wishes one day to have a husband she can treat as her real treasure

[Anonymous No.]

>>45533939
I'd immediately propose marriage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45533835
I wouldn't be too upset by the overwhelming amounts of Hellhound art.
In my experience, and my case, most people encounter MGE through her. Then, as they dig deeper, start discovering other MGs until they find one that fascinates them like no other. And from there come new art commissions and stories, putting the spotlight on other mamono

[Anonymous No.]

>>45533939
Just be polite to her. If she comes onto me, I let her know my preference for muscle girls, but don't outright say "no" to her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45533939
Figure things out. What she wants, what she likes. Just start chatting and get to know her and get her to know me. If after that she's still flirty and into me then take her hand for mariage. Then ask her where the fuck i am and how i got here

[Anonymous No.]

>>45533939
Run away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45528591
>>45529801
So MGE monster girls, Gremlins, Baphomets/Sabbath, and industrious engineering Lilims are/would be unimpressed at Halo Spartans, the ONI Spartan Program and Mjolniir power armor?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45533770
I could handle at least 20.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45534040
They'd probably be either
>That's so cool!
or
>Cool, that will make my husband who loves that kind of stuff happy!
or
>Ok but now let's make it sex oriented using mana
or
>Maybe now we can understand how automatons work a bit more now

[Anonymous No.]

>>45533939
Politely say hello to her but then leave, especially if she starts flirting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45534069
>Some automatons are now revealed to be Forerunner artifacts or outright Forerunner inventions

Is this a "Hell yeah!" Or an "Uh Oh!!!"

[Anonymous No.]

Yes but could druella beat me in a fight?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45534040
They'd consider it "interesting" the same way that guy who tried to surgically transform himself to a cat was interesting; you're curious about the process but there's no way in hell you'd copy him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45534040
Probably they are pretty much reality warpers that can bring people back from the dead with their souls still intact. That the only universe that probably comes close to power is DC comics of how much bullshit powers happen in those stories especially the old ones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45534040
There's one sure fire way to impress a Gremlin.
FROM THE MOMENT I UNDERSTOOD THE WEAKNESS OF MY FLESH.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45534163
LIVING HERE IN JERSEY, FIGHTING VILLAINS FROM AFAR

[Anonymous No.]

>>45533939
Be friendly because I’m not autistic. She’s in for a two-horned awakening if she finds out I’m not a virgin though.

[Anonymous No.]

Gremlins are impressed by all fields of engineering, not just electrical or robotical.
There are nautical gremlins who design great ships for fucking in and fucking up other ships
There are aerospace gremlins who design great airships and planes for fucking in and fucking up other airships (lmao as if the order had those)
There are civil engineering gremlins who design great roads for fucking on and fucking up other roads (making anubis seethe)

[Anonymous No.]

>>45533811

[Anonymous No.]

I hate Vampires.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45534199
Abyssal Gremlin who is into genetic manipulation like crispr uses it on her husband to conduct strange lewd experiments with him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45527701
Me too, anon. Me too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45534230
Silly anon.
Gremlin always wears proper PPE when handling dangerous shog juice or antimatter.
...just don't get it into her head that she could become some mutant by fucking around with dimensions beyond the third, and colours from outerspace.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45534217
Perfection.

[Anonymous No.]

so what now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45534221
I love vampires

[Anonymous No.]

Comfy lighthearted story about an Oomukade using the almighty power of "spin the bottle" to get a kiss from her soon to be husband.
First story i have ever writen, so constructive criticism is very much appreciated.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/52306120

[Anonymous No.]

>>45534264
Now, I shall post a Kej.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45528104

[Anonymous No.]

>>45534217
CUTE

[Anonymous No.]

>>45534266
>using the word comfy
I associate this world with /pol/tards. You might as well include a frog.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45534266
Nice! Can't wait to give it a read.
How was your dip into writing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45534217
Aww, tacocat wife deserves cuddles!

[Anonymous No.]

Doodle from dinner. First time uploading art ITT so don't bully pls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45534266
Welcome new writefriend. Ignore anon, we've been using comfy and cozy for ages. He likes to shitpost to try and scare all the new writers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45534296
We don't call ourselves /monster/

[Anonymous No.]

We're the sultans...
We're the sultans of wing!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45534291
I already have other stories planned, so it's less of a dip and more of a drowning. It was both stressful and very fun.
>>45534298
Don't worry, i'm new to writing, not to 4chan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45534296
Cute! Thanks anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45534312
Don't listen to that dumb anon then. Using comfy in the wild is about as wise as calling people "frens."

[Anonymous No.]

me and my comfy frog wife (we are frens)

[Anonymous No.]

Do you think Vampires try to sneak out at night and kidnap men they like to take back to their lairs and keep as husbands?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45534296
Cute, but yeah, /monster/ refers to an altchan board and not here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45534335
You're a fish?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45534345
im taking the picture.
i don't know who the dumb fucker in the back is

[Anonymous No.]

>>45534336
They keep a harem of men as butler/blood bags

[Anonymous No.]

>>45534354
Hey, maybe she wants to be frens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45534296
/monster/ is the schizobunker board, not here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45534361
Nah...
She's a fish. Fish don't have feelings.
Dumb fish.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45534366
You mean the early release with special permission board.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45534264
I need to knock my fangame into high gear for a 31st december release.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45534296
We typically call ourselves mgg/mgt, but it was kind of you to make this. Merry Christmas to you too, friend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45534374
You want to take the word of a chink that doesn't even come here and a fag who poisons the well that's on you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45534405
I assume wikifag is too autistic to lie.
But also I just find it funny.

[Anonymous No.]

Now that the dust has settled let's discuss why cait sith is best girl.
I'll start!
>she has an indeterminate rank and level of power in the cat kingdom which due to canon limbo is the only place where "men have no rights" might mean actual femdom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45534432
She's easy to find in Mist Continent restaurant menus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45534445
alas, tis the circle of life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45534336
No way. She can't enter your house unless you invite her in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45534469
Men who are outside at night are fair game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45534469
>Vampire waiting outside your apartment because she can come inside the halls but can't enter the suite unless you invite her in

[Anonymous No.]

>>45534477
Don't vampires have anything else better to do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45534469
Does a search warrant give the vampire the ability to enter a home or are vampires just locked out of being police entirely? Also, what if she's the monarch of the nation; that would be it's her house anyway

[Anonymous No.]

I legitimately should never have discovered MGE. All of my fetishes are covered by it and so many of the girls are S-tier. It's a perfect storm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45534487
pity about the fandom and the creator.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45534479
its either sitting in their castles all day like a nerd or going husband hunting

[Anonymous No.]

>>45534487
Sounds like a good thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45533614
can anyone speak jub? i don't know what she wants

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45534495
Did she say >>45533633 ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45534217
the consequences of ignoring your cat

[Anonymous No.]

>>45534492
Well, let's just say if the portals ACTUALLY open then I'm going to have a really awkward talk with my parents at some point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45534482
They can't enter somewhere they don't live in.
>Yfw standing there with a door wide open smirking at Vampolice who can't come inside to arrest you for your crimes (you made a greenworm sad)

[Anonymous No.]

>>45534487
it rescued me from much darker places and set me on the path of vanilla corruption

[Anonymous No.]

>>45534415
He's Romanian lying comes as naturally to him as thievery.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45534217
OMG WHERE DID YOU FIND THIS I LOVE IT SO MUCH THANK YOU

[Anonymous No.]

Desperately need sleepy dormouse hugs right now

[Anonymous No.]

>>45534487
>All of my fetishes are covered by it and so many of the girls are S-tier
Same. I love monster girls, lolis and vanilla.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45534540
The dormouse in this thread have all been eaten, try again next time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45534217
Fucking cute, I almost missed this.
I'd bet every dollar I have that the artist is a cat owner, lol. Her facial expression is on point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45534531
https://twitter.com/Kurovah
he draws stuff

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

What the fuck are these Mermaids, Nereids and Mersharks trying to do?! Why are they trying to tear my submarine open?! All the sailors are going to fucking drown and get crushed by the pressure no NO NO NO STOP STOOOOOP

[Anonymous No.]

>>45534482
>vampire buys out a bunch of houses
>becomes a landlord
>a man rents a house from her
>she can just walk in any time now because she's the owner
Get bit bloodbags

[Anonymous No.]

>>45534561
Sure you died but they got some sick sub loot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45534561
>being on a sub
Asked for it. Something like that would never happen to the aircraft carrier I'm stationed on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45534561
I never had a F710, but I have no complaints about my F310 other than kinda iffy triggers. It was probably the best piece of hardware they had there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45534567
renters got rights too
nice try, bloodsucker

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45534567
Who would rent a home from her? Her rates are absurd!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45534522
That's so rude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45534551
Thank you

[Anonymous No.]

>>45534608

[Anonymous No.]

>>45534586
OH no, something adorable snuck into my home.

[Anonymous No.]

My dagger made of silver will protect me from Vampires. They're undead so the silver will destroy them.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45534594
2 pints (of blood) per month is well below the market average of 4L (of semen)

[Anonymous No.]

>>45534625
I'm starting to thing angels aren't so pure after all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45534621
Fuck yeah. ashes to ashes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45534637
Why does she wear the school outfit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45534621
Yeah but she has magic and all you have is a knife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45534266
Cute and wholesome story for your first time writing. Don’t worry if it lacks tension. Not all stories need it. The hardest part about writing is literally just writing, so I’d say this story is already perfect for existing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45534649
Yeah but it's silver. It was made to bane the supernatural and the Vampire will run in fear when she sees the silver's shine reflect moonlight.

This guide told me it will protect me.
https://www.monstropedia.org/index.php?title=Weaknesses_of_the_Vampire

[Anonymous No.]

>>45534661
Ha, fat chance. It's so easy to write stories here that anons will hate.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

my goodness has it been a year already?

[Anonymous No.]

remember to buff up at the beginning of the day

[Anonymous No.]

>>45534645
For camouflage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45534747
Crazy right? They just go fast and faster.

[Anonymous No.]

Just because she has a fire affinity doesn't mean she can handle the heat.

[Anonymous No.]

I had an incredibly vivid dream last night and I've just been sitting around all day numb.

>had a large harem of wives
>Ryu, Inari, Lilim, Holstaur, Kobold and Ochimusha
>we lived in a giant shrine complex with a big manor for us and a separate side manor for our daughters so they had privacy from us
>whole place was only open to the public a few hours each day from Wednesday through Sunday so we had tons of free time
>Holstaur, Inari and Kobold wives ran a cafe outside the shrine that sold all sorts of things like baked goods, Zipanguese noodle dishes and ice cream
>Ochimusha wife handled security for the shrine because even decades after the portals bridged our worlds there were still shitheads who wanted to kill all monsters
>Ryu wife ran the shrine and kept the shrine maidens (our daughters and their friends) organized
>Lilim wife handled the overall finances for the shrine but also helped
>whole dream was surreal as I lived out a regular day at the shrine
>hearing requests with my Ryu wife from a farming group located in eastern Kentucky who were coming to request assistance with a rain summoning
>helped a few of my daughters re-arrange their bedrooms and spent some time helping at the cafe where my Kobold wife kept tickling my butt whenever she passed me at the counter as I handled payments
>then I went and practiced healing magic by cutting myself with a knife and knitting the wound closed for an hour while my Ochimusha wife pouted because she hated seeing me hurt myself like that even if it was for a good reason
>had a big meal with my wives, our daughters and a few of their friends later that night ahead of travelling with my Ryu wife to go perform a rain summoning
>was asked by my second oldest daughter's best friend if I ever considered having any more wives
>didn't have a chance to respond as I was woken up to my dog body-slamming me, demanding his breakfast

I don't know if my brain was playing some kind of cruel trick on me or what but I remember every single daughter's name. I remember every wife's name. Everything was just so natural to me. I remember the first time I held each daughter and how I wept with uncontrollable happiness every single time. I'm not even a haremfag. I'm an avowed monogamist so this isn't something that I've ever wanted but shit I don't know what to think now. I want it all to be a figment of my imagination so I forget the feelings that are rattling around in my head. I'm seriously unsettled.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45534789
the ol' spicy kiss is coming next

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45534794
fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

>>45534789
>salamander thinks spicy food will be an easy challenge
>discovers spice burn is poison element

[Anonymous No.]

>>45534789
did you draw this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45534794
You pierced the veil. There is still hope.
I have yet to have a cozy MG dream, so I'm jealous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45534829
No. It's a doodle I got with this>>45534816

[Anonymous No.]

>>45534839
I once had a cait sith dream. Now I feel nothing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45534542
Same, I love corpses so much

[Anonymous No.]

>>45534542
only one.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45534698
Sex with Meidri. Happy marriage with Meidri. All of the chicks with Meidri.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45534841
Where is Axem drawing? he has nothing recent on twitter

[Anonymous No.]

>>45534312
I'm glad you enjoyed it. I agree, it's both stressful, but really exciting. Hopefully it becomes more of one and less of the other for us both with practice!

I really enjoyed the story. Looking forward to what you have planned for the future.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45534928
Murlocs are you in the disc?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45534936
I love domesticating wild beastgirls.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm thinking I should make a 3d model of baphomet next.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45534794
The last time I had a vivid dream was some kind of pastiche of stupid shit like Kingdom of Heaven, Batman Begins, and learning to sword fight from a christmas cake Lizardman.

[Anonymous No.]

Does anyone else have trouble with not getting to have sex with different types of monster girls? Like sure you could have a harem but a harem with 70% of the MGE would be untenable. A marriage to two or three girls would be as far as I would be willing to go but I also want to have sex with all different types of girls because holy shit there's so much good stuff that I want to indulge in.

>fucking a Holst while my wives breastfeed from her before kiss-feeding me the milk
>getting dominated by a Hellhound who teaches my wives her methods
>pounding a smug Malef while my wives pin her down and force her to shout that she's a useless lizard slut
>fucking a trio of Werewolf sisters while my wives hold their leashes and order them about
>capturing a Ratatoskr spying on me and my wives while we're being intimate and punishing her ass while my wives force her to eat them out
>snuggle-fucking a Zombie while my wives switch off between kissing me and calling her a good girl
>bullying a bratty Baphomet's butthole while my wives show off their superior grown woman bodies and dangle a Metamorphosis Potion, and the promise of vaginal creampies, in front of her face

I could be happy with just my wives but I'd always feel like I missed out. I want to explore the bodies of nearly every monster girl species and experience just what makes them so good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45535022
Alright alright. Here's the secret.
>it's not real
so you can fuck all the monster girls in a giant rampage of one night stands and nobody can stop you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45535022
i'd like to hug many monsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>45534847
MGE is full of lovely undead girls, I'd dote on the loli Liches and Wights so much.

[Anonymous No.]

"A Solid Plan"

>Conquistadors having trouble with local Ocelomeh tribe
>The caravans get ambush and men kidnapped
>Morale's running low and there's even whispers of desertion, especially since a rumor started going around, claiming those captured are better off with the Ocelomehs than in the camp
>The officers get together and come up with a plan
>Instead of fighting them, set up a distraction
>Prepare a convoy for them to ambush, complete bait
>They fall for it and it gets attacked
>Instead of weapons or supplies, they find mead
>They carry the stuff back into their village
>Curious about the drink, they try it out
>They love it
>The following day, they raid the conquistador's camp for more, finding barrels curiously unprotected
>They take the barrels back to the village and start partying
>The Ocelomehs are so busy getting drunk and having fun, the attacks stop all together
>The conquistadors celebrate, finally being able to not feel hunted
>Great success

>Until night comes
>Shouts of fear and shock start waking up everyone
>Soon followed by the sound of running and panic
>The camp is being raided by the entire village
>The normally graceful jaguars are now tipsy, clearly under the influence of mead
>Apparently, alcohol makes Ocelomehs extremely lustful and cuddly
>Those single among the tribe were unable to withstand their solitude, choosing to group and finally hunt down a mate
>They drag away the men back into the village, an isolated spot on the jungle or find a private tent
>The sky, hosting a full moon, is soon filled with the sound of moaning and pleasure
>The Gods were worshipped with a feast
>No one slept that night

[Anonymous No.]

>>45533555
Alright tell your boss to draw a cat now or I'm going all in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45534916
Discord. He doesn't really post much, so you have to hit him up.

[Anonymous No.]

Lolifaggots can't help themselves but act like the most vile motherfuckers known to man
>haha I'm not a pedo but I love child porn :^) I'm just BEING ironic you chud it's just to get under your skin epicly!!! It's 20+24 you heckin chud I am not a pedophile even though I love saying I am!!!!1!11!

[Anonymous No.]

Vaca

[Anonymous No.]

i may be dumb but im smart enough to know im dumb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45535061
We know. We can already see all the people who waifu lolis.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45535061
>>45535073
Cry about it thinskins.

[Anonymous No.]

>he's been spamming random garbage, samefagging and seething at everyone for several hours
The furry cuck is definitely getting more unhinged

[Anonymous No.]

>>45535092
he gets in a bad mood when things don't go the way he likes

[Anonymous No.]

>>45535092
I put effort into that drawing and now I'm sad,

[Anonymous No.]

>"Eh? A customer? Well, need something fixed or forged?"

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

I love horse girls. Imagine pushing a horse girl onto her back, grabbing her back legs and using them as leverage to just hammer away at her while she begs you to give her a daughter. The only thing better than one horse girl is a harem of horse girls. Ideally incredibly haughty noble horse girls who turn to putty the moment you start pampering them behind closed doors.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45535086
The Winged Horse-arse

[Anonymous No.]

>>45535117
They're pretty great.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45533939
be friendly and ask if she knows of wurms

[Anonymous No.]

>>45535032
>monsters platonic* hugging session is going pretty well
>anon got to hug a bogie, demon and dorome, weresheep and yeti
>anon asks if he can hug a jubjub
>the room is silent
>they ask if he's sure
>why wouldn't he be?
>a couple minutes later they roll out a jubjub in a straightjacket and face shield tied to a gurney like hannibal lector
>she's visibly struggling against her restraints as she gets moved closer to anon
>she keeps muttering let me out let me out let me out
>anon asks what's going on
>this is for his protection; jubjubs are...overly affectionate
>a bit of shame, that. not really getting the full experience this way
>he feels one of the feathers poking out of her arm sleeves. it's soft
>the jubjub coos
>he squares up in front of her and makes eye contact. heart pupils stare back. ominous.
>she nods feverishly when he asks if he can hug her
>he leans in and she lunges at him, to little effect
>he was able to slip his arms between the jacket and the gurney with the space she made and give a 4/10 hug
>she immediately climaxes, drool slipping through the mask and wetting a spot on his shirt
she seems nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>45535159
You ruined her for marriage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45535167
i'll take responsibility

[Anonymous No.]

>>45535127
Another cute picture for my horse girl folder. They really are perfect girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45535022
this is why i'm going to raid an abyssal temple at the bottom of the ocean and marry a formless chaos monster
>why not a doppelganger?
shut up

[Anonymous No.]

>>45535105
I have a mighty NEED for more cyclops...

[Anonymous No.]

Foxes can't go one day without thinking about cocks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45535185
doppels don't take good advantage of their gimmick anyhow

[Anonymous No.]

>>45535203
Good.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45535202
it's mating season, please understand

[Anonymous No.]

>>45535181

[Anonymous No.]

>>45535203
the problem for me is doppels have a cute true form that i'd want them to stay in for their own self-esteem
a hypothetical monster of chaos would have no "true form" and take whatever worked for that given stellar alignment

[Anonymous No.]

>>45535159
dorome hug sounds nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>45535237
Mind sharing her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45535227
Yes, I need a wife of each breed and each species. Then I shall give them a herd of daughterus to dote upon. I'll also marry a Zombie or some other immortal girl so that we all become immortal. Maybe a Lim because they can use transformation magic. I think a Limtaur would be cute. I want to spend eternity giving my haughty noblewoman horse wives massive herds of daughterus whose arrival for holidays will shut down the interstate for days.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45535127
sometimes i wonder,
are they ticklish on the horse parts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45535050
Cute. I would a tipsy tacokot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45535092
Not every post is me you stupid samefag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45535245
a little bit
there's plenty of dirt in the sea, go find your own mud gf

[Anonymous No.]

>>45535272
tilling the earth is honest work

[Anonymous No.]

>>45534945
Huh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45534543
Recently or long ago?
If they're recently eaten, I don't mind comfy cuddles with a dormouse in another monster girl's belly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45535202
Well I can’t go one day without thinking about a pair of fat milky tits so that’s fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45535230
At least the Doppelganger's true form is really cute, as expected from the undead family.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45534266
the part that'll stick with me the most is the tipsy, uncoordinated oomukade possessively clasping his arm between her cleavage
i also really dig the idea of monsters integrating various human customs as ritual implements; things like spin the bottle, mistletoe, valentines day, seven minutes in heaven, twister, etc

[Anonymous No.]

Smol titty Ryu with the absolutely thickest, meatiest and longest tail ever seen ever. I need one.

[Anonymous No.]

What do you do if you accidentally walk in on a naked Fox at the onsen?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45535369
go past her and take a bath. i got pretty desensitized to all that from elves constantly bathing in public rivers

[Anonymous No.]

>>45535369
never go into a monster onsen

[Anonymous No.]

>>45535369
>accidentally
bet she planned on it using her fox tricks

[Anonymous No.]

>>45535369
Why did you go into the mixed bath if you didn't want to see naked monsters?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45535369
You fool! Onsens that accept monster girls are designed for matchmaking! The website says it in bold! READ! Now get out of the way so I can tie this one up and toss her in my room with the others. I'm still waiting on the Ochimusha in room 51 to head out so I can nab her as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45535369
If you're close enough to see her like this you're already doomed, she's only pretending to be embarrassed. The moment you let your guard down she'll stop hiding herself and then take your pregnancy juice by force. The only option is to RUN AWAY

[Anonymous No.]

I think I'm going to walk through my local grocery store with my heavily pregnant Bicorn wife and see what happens.

[Anonymous No.]

i fapped so much that it hurts,
what would mg do to help?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45535432
She's probably going to get some jealous looks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45535457
That will surely make her even more smug and haughty. A much appreciated result of this excursion.

[Anonymous No.]

>Kraken daughter in bathtub
>Give her toy ship
>She sinks it
>Mother pats her on the head

[Anonymous No.]

>>45535465
Bump

[Anonymous No.]

Is it a sign or red flag when a seemingly normal human girl has red eyes?

[Anonymous No.]

Goodnight Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, Sirens are branching out into other genres...and no, I'm not talking about christmas music.
We don't need a pop-idol remix of "Deck the Halls"

[Anonymous No.]

>>45535524
>Succ in disguise
>Lim in disguise
>Demon in disguise
>Doppelganger
>human girl wearing contacts to be edgy

Many possibilities.

>>45535555
I suddenly had the idea of Bluegrass Sirens and suddenly I kind of like them now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45535369
Which way to the p'orc onsen?

[Anonymous No.]

How do I tell the dragon newt that I think she looks cuter as an unassuming villager baker?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45535465
RELEASE THE KRAKEN!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45535620
give her dirndl

[Anonymous No.]

>>45535650
More like release the dork.

[Anonymous No.]

I just think it is great that I can beat up every anon in this thread.
Feels good

[Anonymous No.]

>>45535650
>>45535679
Meanie!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45535686
Good luck! I'm behind 7 box hebis!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45535687

[Anonymous No.]

>raiju telling tourists do not come to zipangu ore tachi wa reipu gaikoujin otoko piggu, and then all the human boy baka come to mamono tokyo and get kowai reipu

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45535723
Holy shit those hips are deadly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45535723
In every housecat there lies a dormant killer

[Anonymous No.]

>Ywn get vored by a sandworm
>Ywn be her mouth candy
>Ywn make hundreds of lil' sandworms with her
Feels bad man

[Anonymous No.]

>Oi... Come on lemme in, that sake looks really good... Please?..

[Anonymous No.]

i need a plump fox, i just do.
i cant be happy without one.
help

[Anonymous No.]

Good night Anons. I'm off to bed. Sure would be nice if a cute Lim in flannel pajamas were to hop through a portal tonight and snuggle with me while the storm rages outside. I think that would be incredibly comfy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45535701
>off topic

[Anonymous No.]

>>45535701
>>45535773
ACKSHUALLY, that's an incubus and his 3 human friends out on the town. His flayer wife is worried sick about him, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45535771
Based

[Anonymous No.]

>>45534661
>>45534928
Glad you enjoyed reading it
>>45535345
Very interesting that you found such a small detail to be memorable.
Also yeah, MGEfying those kinds of rituals is one of my favorite things about portal stories. It makes them a special flavor of sweet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45533423
It's Goddam backwards, he's just being edgy

[Anonymous No.]

>>45533423
He drank 2 bottles of Mad Dog 20/20 and puked all over the windshield of her car. Now he will never, ever live it down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45535810
>no monstergirl
>admitting it's offtopic

[Anonymous No.]

>>45535841
I didn't post it. We all know it's obviously off-topic, so I thought it'd be funny to act like it's at least connected to mamono somehow.

[Anonymous No.]

Wights age like a very fine wine.

[Anonymous No.]

Blue board, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45535858
Looks like Chesh is hauling someone off for a 3 day time out!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45535771
Sleep well lim-loving friend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45535863
Sorry, I'm a newfag and drunk

[Anonymous No.]

>>45535870
This is a pure, Christian board newfriend. No lewd, only wholesome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45535866
Chesh could never hold down a job

[Anonymous No.]

>>45535858
FWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP

[Anonymous No.]

>>45535858
Very suckable.

[Anonymous No.]

>This is a blue board
>*urp*
>Please don't post lewd things
>*scratches ass*
>If you continue to do this, I'll have to ban you from 4mon
>*eats food*

[Anonymous No.]

>>45535889
What if Jabberwock, but it's like The Darkness?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45535889
Imagine being swallowed whole by jabberwock, and then be digested by her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45535870
You know what, I am gonna do you a solid because she's very cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45535889
Getting banned by a jabberwock is just her grabbing you through the screen and eating you

[Anonymous No.]

Mersharks don't scare me - I can hold my breath for 10 minutes!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45535942
Good file name. Also, everything about the ocean terrifies me, but shorks are so sexy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45535942
are mersharks the demons of the sea?
Both have black sclera.
Both are women.
Both have nice boobs.
Both are cute.
The similarities are endless!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45535902
Thank you anon.
I will post more cute sfw Wights when I can.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45535902
Using latenight art as a nsfw censor is a brilliant idea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45535942
guybrush threepwood could save the order

[Anonymous No.]

PSA: For all you know, you could wake up this morning to a Holst giving you paizuri in bed after she managed to sneak in because you didn't. Lock. Your. Doors. And you know what that means? You'd be stuck with her once she did and stole your semen. FOREVER. And then you'd GO TO HELL when you die. You can prevent yourself getting damned by the Chief God easily, all you have to do is lock your door. When you refuse to lock your door, you make your Guardian Angel who protects your house sad.

Do you remember to lock yours?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45535985
A flimsy door means nothing to a monster girl that wants you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45535985
> you could wake up this morning to a Holst giving you paizuri in bed
God I wish.
https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=9316967&tags=kaori_%28cute_birdd%29

[Anonymous No.]

>>45535990
Don't worry, the Order won't let you live in a home doesn't have monster-proof doors. The Angels that tell us what to do wouldn't have it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45536013
agents of eros are order-approved
think kobolds got grandfathered in too

[Anonymous No.]

>>45535985
>>45536013
Hmmmm I dunno... how do I know that isn't the Angels making me live in a house I can't escape? How do I know that once I lock the doors they won't open again unless the Angel allows it to? How do I know the Angels aren't using this to get away with raping humans easier themselves? How do I know I won't wake up to an Angel giving me paizuri instead?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45536038
And yetis! So sweet even the Order can't hate them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45536045
while it may superficially resemble paizuri, it's actually a thoroughly cleansing soul purification ritual

[Anonymous No.]

>>45536045
Don't worry bro Angels would never do something like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45536052
>>45536053
Oh okay, I believe you. I'll move into a home watched over by Angels now. Nothing will go wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

Owari da

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[Anonymous No.]

>>45536065
That's a big yeti. Probably somewhere in the range of 12'-18' tall?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45536080
You know what Dire Yeti are. They're like Yeti, only more dire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45536076
There's a lot going on with this lady. What's her story? Some kind of bunny-spider? She's definitely activating my almonds, if you catch my drift.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45536092
bunny spider aliens i guess
probably want your genetic information

[Anonymous No.]

>Self-conscious demon girl who's got an adult body but a flat chest

[Anonymous No.]

>>45536065
Big Yeti. Big hugs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45536118
demons got too much swagger and self-confidence. make it a succ

[Anonymous No.]

I want a sandworm wife, but I also want a cute little rata for a wife.

What should I do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45536148
>loli ocelomeh asking why not both.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>45536214
Fluffy tail rata wouldn't want to live inside sandworm's mouth?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45536148
>Rata looking at the gaping, dripping, wet, dank, pink fleshy opening she's about to spend the rest of her life in

[Anonymous No.]

>>45535946
>literal cotton balls in ears
Bro, she's fucking deaf

[Anonymous No.]

POV: It's your first day on the job as a tail masseuse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45536296
>supposed to massage tail
>tail is black and red diamonds
>bra is also black and red diamonds
>therefore, massage bra
uh.... am I fired?

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone else hate it when artists do pencil neck on their drawings?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45536296
>Tail so big and long you'd get lost in it when she coils around you at night
Seriously, it may take you days to find your way out of that much snek.

[Anonymous No.]

deport all sneks to colder climates

[Anonymous No.]

>>45536399
Deport sneks to my house

[Anonymous No.]

>>45536407
can you handle that many sneks?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45536422
G-d wills it

[Anonymous No.]

>>45536422
Nope, but give 'em to me anyways. I'll be a glorious death

[Anonymous No.]

heres the foxe you have ordered sir

[Anonymous No.]

>>45536296
Bruce-Anon: "Ya call that a Snek, m8?"
Aside from Cuddle-Sneks in the swamps, not!Straya is also home to 9 out of the 10 horniest snek species... and lots of spooders.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45536501
send it back to the bargain bin

[Anonymous No.]

>>45536265
Would Rata-floof tickle the Sandwurm's uvula and gag reflex?
>Sandwurm spits out a disgusting wet rata-hairball like she's a big scaly Sandkot.
[Inb4 no true mamono has a gag-reflex ofc]

[Anonymous No.]

>Demon that genuinely hates you guts and wants you dead
>Doesn't kill you because "the new-era DL" instinct prevents her
>Decides that "you'll just have to do" to satisfy her need for mana
>Treats you like a cum pump and nothing more
>Very cruel to you, master/slave relationship
>You get attacked one day by Order zealots
>She rushes to your aid and dispatches them
>As you lay there injured and unconscious, she starts to tear up
>You awaken to see her sniffling in sadness that you got hurt
>From that point on, she starts to slowly warmup to you, treating you more like a person
>Years and years go by and she's head over heels for you, you're her whole world and more; she can't get enough of you

I like to imagine a lot of this sort of stuff happened in the immediate years when current took over. A lot of past-DL monsters trying to cope with the new order of things, still drawn to hate and kill humans but can't follow through. They take a partner and treat them like a nuisance. But after some time, they warm up to you, and you live a life happy together. Good end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45534266
I'm terrible at construcive criticism but I can still find typos for you!
>“Riri, calm down for a bit. Nothing happened to him, it’s no unusual for human profs to end their lecture a bit later than planned.
not unusual *
A problem you seem to have consistently is that you just end dialogue with the quotation mark. There should always be punctuation there, usually a comma, or a question mark if the sentence in the dialogue is a question, or a period if there's nothing after the quotes. And if a dialogue ends in a period, the next word after it outside the quotes should be capitalized. Other notes:
>Some time later that day, Bahn is finally done with his last lecture of the day.
The use of the word "day" twice here is reduntant, cut one or the other for a better sentence.
The centipede's appreciation of human culture is nice. I look forward to seeing future efforts!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45536555
This kind of story disgust me to my very core and make me the race that's associated with it

[Anonymous No.]

>>45536567
You don't like redemption arcs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45536576
That's not redemption, that's just someone being a evil piece of shit getting a happy ending when she doesn't deserve it at all. It should have end with the order mercifully killing him, would feel more fair

[Anonymous No.]

>>45536576
He doesn't but I do.
It makes sense that many of these situations would have happened as Old-era monsters had to adapt to the new regime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45536587
Okay, Mr. Edgeman

You may not believe people can be redeemed, but I do. You can be redeemed one day too!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45536593
It's also a reason why so many Hags are drinking alone in those seedy bars.
Its not just the being alone that makes them drink, its being alone with the memories from the before-time in the new age.

[Anonymous No.]

>oh so you don't think people being assholes is okay? EDGELORD EGELORD EGELOOOOOORRRRRD AAAAAAAAAAAAA *twists neck around demonically possessed foaming at the mouth*
Every time. Zoomers would defend Mao if he was still alive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45536597
>ad hominem
Fine, take me for an idiot

[Anonymous No.]

>>45536567
>...and make me the race...
So you are so disgusted that you become a Succubus?
= Alp.
>makes sense

[Anonymous No.]

>>45536608
>>45536609
Fuck off from our thread please

[Anonymous No.]

It do be like that sometimes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45536623
As soon as you make me little timmy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45536567
Make me hate the race...*

[Anonymous No.]

>>45536623
>People don't like to be treated like shit
>It's bad
Are you retarded?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45536605
>be a Hag Dragon
>finally one day a Shota wanders into your lonely Bar
>start buying him drinks to get him drunk
>ask him about himself
>he's an Orphan, both his parents were burnt and eaten during the fall of the city under the Old DL
>Hagon calls the Satyros bar-owner over, takes the bottle, drinks it all

[Anonymous No.]

>>45536555
>Demon that genuinely hates you guts and wants you dead
>As you lay there injured and unconscious, she starts to tear up
While i don't hate the concept, its better to make that transition a bit more organic. Have her mellow out slowly, either becuse something you do(acting nice despite the abuse, trying to help her overcome the reason she hates you, or humans, etc) or because she dicovers her true feelings towards you, etc. Then the Order can come and almost kill you, which makes her realize what she stands to lose.
The way you described it makes it seem like she suddenly cares about what happens to you, even though there was no indication that was the case before.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45536661
>Actions have consequences
Please remind me why I should feel sorry? Dragons were capable to fall in love pre demon lord and were smarter than most humans

[Anonymous No.]

>>45536555
>>45536661
Not wanting to start a 'KC-hate', but this is one of the fundamental plot-holes in the hugbox interpretation of the DL Transformation saga - very longlived mamonos will still remember now what they did in the old-era when they were monsters.
Ptsd isnt just for Anons surviving in shitlife this side of the Portal, older mamonos probably have it too - but I'm fine with it as for me it makes them more relatable.
It wouldn't apply to all species e.g. I presume that Angels and Unicorns were still fundamentally nice monsters back then, but they probably saw a lot of shit happen around them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45536699
>...smarter than most humans
And that's why they would have more often eaten humans back then, rather than fuck them.

[Anonymous No.]

Monsters who did bad stuff pre-DL should seek redemption via communing with the undead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45536724
>plot-holes
No, that's not a plot hole. Some men would love to heal the emotional scars of those mamono and those who don't want to deal with it would simply not end up with (former) evil monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

Commute with the undead.

[Anonymous No.]

>old dragon tries to scare you away by showing you her pre-DL form

[Anonymous No.]

>NEET scares you away by showing you her disgusting, slovenly post-DL form

[Anonymous No.]

>>45536732
Again, why should I feel sorry?

[Anonymous No.]

>DL scares you away by showing you her DL form

[Anonymous No.]

>>45536724
>Mature-age Unicorn
>retires to a peaceful little mamono village
>uses her medical magic to be the local Veterinarian to the surrounding farmers
>doesn't do magic-healing for humans and mamonos, just simple animal work
>one day a young single Anon gets badly injured
>she's pressured by the villagers to heal him
>she saves Anon but it brings it all back
>Unicorn was a field-surgeon during the last years of the Old DL wars
>thousands of torn-up monster fighters and captured humans
>the village sees she's drinking heavily
>Anon goes to the Tavern to apologise that his accident did this to her
>she ends up drunk-crying on his shoulder, telling her story
>Anon takes her hand to walk her home, but needs 2 Onis from the Tavern to help him carry her home
>Anon goes to tuck her into her bed
>she wont let go of Anon's hand even when passed out drunk
>Anon is sitting by her bed asleep when she finally wakes up with her hangover, still with his hand in hers

[Anonymous No.]

>Bogie scares you

[Anonymous No.]

Be very gentle when handling Ratatoskr babies, they are very tiny and fragile since fully grown Ratas are already pretty small.

[Anonymous No.]

>Bogey scares you

[Anonymous No.]

>Kej hairs you

[Anonymous No.]

>>45536724
It's not a bug anon, it's a feature of the setting. The fact that the MGE isn't a pure hugbox makes it better, although you seem to agree on that too.It has both potential for a wide variety of stories with different degrees of seriousness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45536860
Try anything a little bit harder and you will get call an edgelord

[Anonymous No.]

A bear could be sneaking into your kitchen to steal the salmon you have in your freezer RIGHT NOW and you would never even know...

[Anonymous No.]

>>45536870
ill show you an edgelord

[Anonymous No.]

>>45536860
Yeah, I'm >>45536724 and I'm okay with it, and believe it's an integral part of the MGE history as KC put the change of eras with the change of DLs into the lore, not a 'everything has always been happy & rainbows' backstory, but it's a 'hole' problem for those who only want a sanitised 'everything is peachy' view of MGE.
Especially when that view also includes 'nobody ever really dies' as that also means the older generation of mamonos are still around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45536911
And I'll show this edgelord how I edge to FAT LOLI TITS.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45536911
>be Anon
>marches into the Lim's castle throne room
>casts a carefully rehearsed spell that binds her to the chair
>takes his cock out and starts to jack it
>four hours later a well-practiced Anon is still jacking
>meanwhile the Lim is losing her mind until she's a sobbing, drooling mess
>hours of begging for Anon's cock
>eventually she agrees to give Anon her entire kingdom if only he'll coom on her face
>and thus the kingdom is conquered
>"All Hail King Anon, Edgelord of the Realm!"

[Anonymous No.]

>walks into monster territory with a t-shirt that reads “don’t touch me I’ll cum”

[Anonymous No.]

>>45536724
>ancient fox, lived long before the transformation.
>thousands of years old, some records suggest that she's nearing a million.
>often hangs out in the bar.
>constantly drunkenly happy
>strangely, you never see her sober or hung over. she must hide away before she gets drunk
>get injured one day
>nothing big, doesnt even need healing magic. just have to wear a bandage for a few weeks.
>decide to go to the bar
>a group of monsters tackle you once you start walking down the bar's block
>figure that this is it, you're gunna get raped and lose your virginity.
>... nope, they warn you
>"dont enter that fucking bar, human. at least until you can take that bandage off"
>try asking why
>"oh come on, you know how old she is. have you ever wondered why she's always drunk? if she gets one sight of that bandage all those bad memories will come flooding back and we REALLY dont want to deal with the fallout"
>hear something down the street, its her
>the monsters take you into a dark alley
>she looks like hell as she passes, once she's in the bar...
>"so thats what she looks like when hungover?"
>"nope. completely sober with no hangover"
>"..."
>"she can barely manage to repress those memories without alcohol in her system."
>just give in and decide that you wont be going to the bar for a while, thank them for warning you
>week later, out shopping. have the bandage out and in plain sight...
>turn right into her direct vision. she stops dead in her tracks and eyes go bloodshot, the store gets very quiet
>alarms blare, people evacuate.
>try running. cant
>try to look away. cant
>try to yell for help. cant
>as memories flood back her aura has completely incapacitated you
>she starts to hysterically laugh
hope you're ready for a rapin' that'll make even eros cry, anon.

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>>45537119
>every regular remembers that time the Satyros owner tried to raise the tone of the bar by offering complementary nibbles with the drinks
>drunk Hag Fox lost her shit and completely trashed the place
>every other mamono still tells the Satyros that the little crackers with liver paté was a big mistake...

[Anonymous No.]

Stop making me like the haggiest of hags even more

[Anonymous No.]

>>45536870
Sounds like a skill issue for coomers who can’t handle stories with any bit of nuance. As much as it ripped off the movie Enemy Mine from Captain is still one of my favorite MG shorts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45537192
To me it sounds more like a skill issue for morons unable to form their own communities and instead shoving themselves among the "coomers" and then complaining about being criticized.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45533881
I'm not surprised in the least about why people are leaving this place. We got furfaggots and tg vermin running around without the mods doing jack shit about it. I'd stop posting OC for this place as well if I was an artist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45537119
>Do nothing wrong
>Get punished for it
I don't understand

[Anonymous No.]

>>45537332
>furfaggots
>plural
Retard.

[Anonymous No.]

What do you when the ghosts of the victims of your 6000 year old evil dragon wife come back to haunt you and accuse you of spitting on their memory by dating her and giving her a pass because she's "good now"? Their spirits will never find rest so long as they know she got away with it scott free and doesn't feel bad even now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45532219
>they'd be a really giggly monster girl that hunts for men in packs,
so Pyrow but in dog flavor instead of schoolgirl flavor?
Yea i can dig it

[Anonymous No.]

>>45537440
I pop a raging mushroom and beat my wife's ass (if she's a dragon she can take it) and force her to apologize profusely to them and then get a lich to resurrect them all, magic will restore their bodies even if they're long gone. Boom problem solved.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45537440
I think that is a thing for the gods and the reincarnation process, rather than a thing mamono husbands would have to deal with. Giving the victims a clean slate and an oportunity to live again, rather than have them endlessly torture themselves and others.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45537440
call Ghostbusters

[Anonymous No.]

>>45537470
Based?

[Anonymous No.]

so are mg wars basically like the wars in dog days?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45536814
>Be a Unicorn
>similar pre-DL backstory combat-medic
>was glad when the new DL refocussed everything on sex with Anons instead of violence
>studied everything about sex until she finally met her Anon
>she convinces Anon to help her turn Bicorn
>life is good, the sex is great and plentiful, her Anon is a very happy man
>cruising in a downtown Hag Bar
>Bicorn picks the big Jinko playing pool
>Anon selects the quiet Ice-Dragon in the corner nursing a bourbon
>Bicorn waifu says 'no way'
>In the final battle between the Old and New DLs they had hospitalised each other for months and there was too much history for them to ever 'play' together

[Anonymous No.]

>>45537490
Yes but better because of all the sex, Dog Days too would have been better with a full hentai season.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45537517
>better because of all the sex,
man anon, right now it doesn't seem that much better.

[Anonymous No.]

hebi is your favourite mamono
who is your favourite mamono

[Anonymous No.]

>>45537529
Jinko is my favorite mamono.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45537529
Hebi is my favorite mamono.

[Anonymous No.]

We talked about monsters pre-dl but what about a hero century-old who participated in several wars against different DLs?
I think he wouldn't care since it was justified and would keep trying to exterminate them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45537319
I don’t care for edgy bullshit but I’m not going to knock on a story that tackles a guy and female kitsune reuniting after literal centuries have passed and finding love in a changed world. There’s a difference between having a story with some maturity and being Russell T. Davies levels of an edgy, immature ass about hard issues.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45527649
>anon wakes up without his pants

[Anonymous No.]

>>45537540
WRONG ANWSER

[Anonymous No.]

>>45537440
>what do?
>"Not my problem, take it up with the DL."
>go back to fucking my waifu
>DL either gives them bodies back or Wights them or dgaf, but not my problem

[Anonymous No.]

>>45537440
Let mamono mana do its thing and wait for them to go look for men to bang.
>>45537558
I don't think becoming a hero prevents you from aging, so he'd have to had married a long-lived monster to still be in good shape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45537723
Or use cybernetics and a lot of implants

[Anonymous No.]

>>45537558
He ends up that sad lonely angry-guy who everybody ignores because they're too busy fucking.
Eventually he snaps and is drunk and running naked down the street hitting everymanono with his now-DS sword and it's causing no injury just bending like spaghetti
>MGCPD puts him in the drunk-tank until Dr.Flayer can sort him out.

[Anonymous No.]

Cheshire planted evidence to frame me as the culprit to several bank robberies that happened in MGC over the span of 11 years and got me arrested and charged and sentenced to four consecutive life sentences and later released upon it being determined I didn't actually have anything to do with it several months later as a prank.
I didn't think it was very funny, I actually thought it was kind of fucked up but she showed up the next day having a laugh and picking on me about it before she went off to go prank someone else. I think I'm going to cry and lose it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45537781
Join an order group, they can help you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45537781
Chesh dabbed on you and you cry like a wimpy bitch. That Chesh owned you epic style.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45537781
>>45537808
Monsters are so nice... Hope she gets stabbed to death

[Anonymous No.]

>framed into being charged for pedophilia by sabbath
>they use their influence to have you released, but still put on sex offender registry
>"haha onii-chan is officially a pedo now!"
>"I'm so vulnerable now, I sure do hope he won't do the nasty pedo thingsies to me right here!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>45536501
ill take it

[Anonymous No.]

>>45537781
In MGC Courts, serious offenders are sentenced to the Women's Prison with no solitary.
>bring lots of shower soap

[Anonymous No.]

>>45535701
Someone make a edit of this with 3 mindflayers holding their squid husband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45537835
MGC Court mandates that Pedo-Anons have to reside within 200metres of a School.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45537558
Shot with a lead arrow from a Cupid. Sees how abominable and cringe he is. Changes his ways. Becomes a farmer happily married to a Holstaur. It’s not much but it‘s honest work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45537529
white wurm

[Anonymous No.]

>>45527562
>“Hmph. This one finds tonight’s aperitif tolerable, Bloodbag.” said the Countess de Cumberland. The tall woman’s skin, moments before a sickly pale, was now flushed and vibrant. Her ruddy eyes swam with intensity as they always did soon after feeding. Soon the appearance of emotion waned, and the daily mask of indifference was firmly back in place. The tall woman held out her opera glove clad hand wordlessly, and the man behind her placed a handkerchief in her open hand.

>This man, Bloodbag as the Countess named him, was unable to mask the emotions swimming in his brown eyes. His longing for the Countess was obvious, even to an ignorant child like Svetlana. The Countess usually ignored him, aside from her mockery and commands. But for the emotions in his eyes, the mild man accepted the Countess’s treatment. He was servant and larder, according to the Countess, a curious piece of furniture meant to be used at her whim.

>Svetlana de Cumberland had to come to the realization that Bloodbag was her father by herself, no one mentioned it. It took much much longer for the little Dhampir to realize that the frigid Countess was her mother. Unlike Bloodbag’s caring demeanor and concern towards her, the Countess de Cumberland hardly cared to look at Svetlana. Too imperious to unbend for a child, the Countess left the many small attentions needed to satiate the uncertain souls of children to her servants. The personal attention the Countess gave Svetlana consisted of a long and impenetrable set of demands for her ‘heir’. For a very long time Svetlana thought the word referred to some kind of unusual servant. Only later did she realize how strangely unerring her childish intuition truly was, for that matched the Countess’s demands far more closely than any dictionary’s definition.

Precisely why are vampires bad? Being an unimpressive mom/wife isn’t enough of a motive to destroy random candlesticks and give a vampire an epic beatdown. It’s not even a good enough reason for the candlestick x vampire sodomy correction I was planning. Why exactly do vampires deserve brutal sexual correction?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45537529
Basilisk is best hebi

[Anonymous No.]

If I wore a shirt that said "free sex and kisses," realistically speaking, how many mamono would I attract and how many would end up as my wives?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45538014
Why do people ask these questions like it depends on any of us instead of, you know, the people involved? Go make your own harem. Jeez

[Anonymous No.]

>>45537992
overlord is shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>45538030
I'm more asking if it's a good plan or not.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>45538034
Actually the most sensible take in the thread.

[Anonymous No.]

Why are catgirls like this

[Anonymous No.]

>>45538260
First off that’s not a cat, that’s just some crazy teacher cosplaying as a cat lusting after her favorite student.

[Anonymous No.]

how tall is too tall?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45538314
Standing motorboat should be the upper limit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45538314
If it’s getting way past 12 you’re heading to /d/ territory.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45538314
Anything so big that regular intercourse is no longer viable

[Anonymous No.]

>>45538314
Anything above 305 cm

[Anonymous No.]

>>45538314
no such thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>45538385
>/d/ruella

[Anonymous No.]

>>45537992
Hylden propaganda.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45538385
Please keep your giantess fetish between you and your wife Anon, you’re causing too much property damage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45538397
It all makes sense now why she hasn’t found a man yet she’s /d/ manifested into a monster girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45538412
I feel like that would just make a lot of guys want her more though

[Anonymous No.]

>>45538412
>first goes through corruption autism phase
>then switches to /d/ fetish autism
certified dork

[Anonymous No.]

Giving the /trash/ retard engagement beyond LTG life advice makes you a retard too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45538034
>>45538127
>t.butthurt humans
Monsters are the superior race. Please understand, weak pathetic humans. Monster domination is for your own good.

[Anonymous No.]

all end bosses are always huge in videogames druella being giantess is canon

[Anonymous No.]

>>45538441
>Monsters are the superior race
>Monster domination is for your own good.
I agree but Overlord is still shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45538441
Nigga Overlord is mid trash that actually retards and coomers attach to because they think they can fix shit like a Slime maid who pickles humans or that werewolf who’s sadistic to a fault. Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

Not the smartest, but likes (You) a lot anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45538467
I don't understand

[Anonymous No.]

>>45538456
Really? I haven't seen much of the "fix it" crowd when it comes to Overlord. If anything it attracts the "not like the other isekai" crowd and powerlevel obsessed edgelords simping for Ainz almost as much as the in-universe NPCs do.
Then again I don't hang around Overlord fandom all that much.

[Anonymous No.]

>Are you NTRing me by fucking your father? I see my girl is now a grown woman!

[Anonymous No.]

>Difficulty: easy
Kot hag
>Difficulty: medium
Fox hag
>Difficulty: hard
Dragon hag
>Difficulty: ???
Hebi hag

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45538497
>>45538467
Oh fuck I did, why is she so poor, can you adopt mamonos like pets?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45538567
Oh no, the Scourge has arrived!

[Anonymous No.]

imma choose wurm nun hag

[Anonymous No.]

>>45538455
>>45538456
Because anime/light novels are so high class. Monstergrills are hot. Evil is hot. The conclusion is pretty obvious. Have a basic animal bitch with no personality, if that’s what you like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45538512
I tried watching Overlord to see the weird bug girl, and by the end of season 1 she was barely in it so I gave up.

[Anonymous No.]

sheesh anon your such a boomer you have no rizz fr fr ong

[Anonymous No.]

>>45538602
There’s a difference between evil like Shalltear being a necrophiliac lesbian and evil like a Malef demanding all men submit to Dragons. But you knew that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45538628
Miss Pyrow you are 36 years old. Please stop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45538667
Student Pyrow does NOTHING for me since I'm in my 40s already, but 36 year old Pyrow OL makes me DIAMONDS.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>45538705
>Student Pyrow does NOTHING for me
That's because you're thinking of high school instead of elementary school student Pyrows.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45538628
>tfw auntie pyrow tries to be young and hip

[Anonymous No.]

>>45538628
Where them pyrow hags at?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

american elf

[Anonymous No.]

>>45538705
What about OL Pyrow in a school uniform?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45538799
That turns me on even more

[Anonymous No.]

>>45538911
this is just a long eared p'orc

[Anonymous No.]

>>45538919
Also DIAMONDS. I just want a woman who's basically my age to flirt with me rather than a kid. If she wants to dress up as whatever for that, I'm on board.
>Schoolgirl.
Fine by me!
>Librarian
Even better!
>Firefighter
Ironic. Love it.
>Police Officer.
Into it.
>Little old church lady with Werther's Originals to hand out to me.
Weirdly specific, but I'll see where it goes.
>Erin Esurance
Fuck. YES.

[Anonymous No.]

i like when they wear a tie so you know they're a professional

[Anonymous No.]

>>45538911
elf made for breeding

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw you wake up in hagsville
>without even clothing
>in the middle of the church

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45539098
"I need an arachne to make me some clothes!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>45539126
ms ittan momen(holy) is your clothes now

[Anonymous No.]

>you were sick
>...again.
>standing at the door to your house, your cold and wet fingers fumble to get the keys in the lock. Fates’s final fuck you after an hour of commuting back from work in the sleet.
>you hated the snow, the ice, the rain – just winter in general.
>how your wife put up with weather like this you will never know
>you hated winter, but you hated your keys even more. Cursing, you try ramming them in with full force
>splash
>you feel a vein pulse in your forehead
>you reach down with trembling hands to pick your keys back up, but then, your door opens for you
>”Ah… dinner’s arrived. I thought I smelled something delicious.”
>you look up at ocelomeh wife, leaning against the door frame with a playful smile on her face
>her tail swishes down and around her leg, coming to a stop underneath your chin to give it a tickle
>A single touch of your clammy face is enough for her to back off, sending her tail literally between her legs.
>As you stand back up, you try to laugh, only for a chesty cough to come in its place
>That playful, slightly predatory grin vanishes
>”Tezcatlipoca above, you’re freezing cold.” she leans over you, reaching down to plant the back of her paw against your forehead.
>Her paw’s fur is spiky. It’s only when you, being desperate for something warm, press your head further into it does it squish into something softer, and more comfortable.
>”Anon… how long were you out in the rain for?”
>Your reply, combined with the stormy hail pelting down behind you, makes her ears flatten
>”Oh anon… what the hell were you thinking? Let me fix you up a warm bath and a hot meal – right this second.”
>Before you can protest, you are brought into your wife’s tight embrace
>Her paws wrap around your waist and lift you up, pressing your mid-section into her own
>You can feel her soft, pillowy chest caress you, made all the softer by her woolly weresheep sweater
>One paw stays around your hips, her strong, yet lithe form being strong enough to support your body weight with just a single arm.
>Hard to believe such a strong warrior would have such a gentle and affectionate side to her. In fact, you were about the only person in the world allowed to see this jaguar’s more housecat-like side.
>Her other paw rests around the back of your head. She guides your face into the brown, heady nook underneath her chin.
>Your mouth and nose and all senses become engulfed in the soft jungle that is her neck fluff
>A breath in eases your stuffy and raw nose. The mellow smell of her passion fruit conditioner mixes with her natural vanilla scent. Already you feel your stressed mind ease up
>The velvety white hairs of her mane tickle your nostrils,
>”You better not sneeze on me.”
>You smile into your wife’s chest. You hear her giggle and chuff like a big cat through the fluff around your ears.
>She carries you towards the bathroom. The entire trip is pleasant, and not bumpy at all – she carries you like the most precious of cargo, even more precious than her own sword.
>Throughout the journey, you feel the claws on the back of your head slowly drift through your hair. She is beyond careful not to scratch or harm you, rather, it feels like a professional massage or accupuncture. The added sensation of her paw beans squishing and crinkling against your skull, plus her borderline soporofic mane, makes you almost drift off in her grasp before you even reach the bath
>Moreover, as you ease up and go limp, it fires all of her predatory instincts. She clutches you tighter and tighter against her body, making sure nobody touches you and EVERYBODY knows who you are married to.
>Not that anyone can see her protective display, of course.
>Not yet.
>Though that pregnancy test is coming in the mail tomorrow

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[Anonymous No.]

>>45539098
What kind of church? Eros, Mara, Fallen God, Hel? This is vital information.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45539098
That's it, no more alcohol for me

[Anonymous No.]

>>45539137
Be the man your Ocelomeh wife deserves

[Anonymous No.]

>>45539126
>like the siren call
>all the spider girls come rushing out o the woodwork
>ready with their finest clothes, almost forgotten to history itself

[Anonymous No.]

>>45539155
Bastet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45539155
take a random numbe geneator and limit it to 1-5, the fifth being of a religion you make up

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>>45539159
you can't be saying sacrilege like that in a bacchus church

[Anonymous No.]

>>45539197
>the faces of all the bacchus worshippers when you utter those words
>They let their precious liqur spill to the floor
>And even the high priestess drops her glass in shock

[Anonymous No.]

>>45534557
thats a male, dumbass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45539137
Holy moly
How can this cat mindbreak someone like that without even raping them? Demon lord please nerf

[Anonymous No.]

>>45539219
surely he said "no, more alcohol for me!"

[Anonymous No.]

I need her

[Anonymous No.]

>>45539262
definitely a design i'd like to see more of

[Anonymous No.]

>>45531863
Your children together will inherit her wealth though

[Anonymous No.]

>>45539249
>mindbroken the church so bad they are trying to convince themselves it ain't true

[Anonymous No.]

>>45539137
tom'd
save me from the winter rain tacokot

[Anonymous No.]

>>45539137
I'm sick but I prefer to stay sick rather than fall this low

[Anonymous No.]

>>45539183
>2
>Wake up in a soft bed
>Looking around me, i can recognize it's a church
>Not the type one might be used to. Rather, There is imagery of a divine woman holing a pair making love in her hands
>Several statues depicting husbands and wifes from different mamono species in all kinds of pleasurable positions
>A full gathering of mamono in wha can barely be called clothing is praying from the pews, and an Unagi Joro stands besides the bed, dressed in a mixture between ritual clothing and lingerie.
>She looks mature, with a curvy body and a gentle expression
>You have awoken my love. It i finally time to complete the ritual.
>Something about her wet slimy skin is arousing me strongly, but there is no time for that, i need to run away.
>try to stand up when i finaly notice i am bound to the bed.
>She lays on my side, coiling around my legs, and then gets on top of me
>The chanting gets louder as we start making passionate love to eachother, my body almost moving on its own while my mind is melted in pleasure.
BAD END: Coiled by an Eel hag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45539137
this never had happened to me

[Anonymous No.]

>>45537332
>Furfaggots
>Plural
>/tg/ vermin
Literally where the only furfag is the Mick and mentioning that MGE isn’t a complete hugbox depending on the era isn’t fa/tg/uy behavior.

[Anonymous No.]

I have awoken from my slumber. Great is my disappointment that a Lim did not join me in comfyness through the night. Perhaps tonight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45539451
she must've got too nervous

[Anonymous No.]

Cold and sick, feels worse .

[Anonymous No.]

>>45538561
kot hags are gentle, loving, good natured and easy-going. after that your hags become scheming and desperate

[Anonymous No.]

>>45539470
True and based>>45539470

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[Anonymous No.]

>>45539470
They use their legs to disembowel prey.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45537332
>OC for this place as well if I was an artist.
its okay you can't do shit and never will be able to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45539457
I always say out loud before I go to bed that I'm ready for marriage and how I'm just waiting for her to show up. At this rate, I'm going to punish her when she finally portals in. Lots of soft kisses all over her cheeks and lips and neck and shoulders and horns and wings and tail and belly but no sex every single morning and night for a whole month. Then she'll REALLY regret not making a move earlier.

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>>45539505
Honestly, with how backed up I am right now, anything to get them turds a-ploppin' is fine by me.

[Anonymous No.]

Undead hours.

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[Anonymous No.]

would you a scarecrow?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45539505
So kots are smart? Great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45539679
#notallkots

[Anonymous No.]

>>45539719
And that's why I will be the one doing the raping.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

You may not like it
You may Disagree
Jinko is peak kot physique

[Anonymous No.]

>>45539777
its mge though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45539777
they have several peaks and i will recognize that one

[Anonymous No.]

Jinko are nice but I prefer fat cats who laze around
And their favorite spot is on top of me

[Anonymous No.]

>>45539137
Cute.

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>>45539777
She doesn't even have tentacles, bro.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45539815

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>>45539777
I like it and I agree.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45539799
Abs
Tall
Muscles
Big chuffs
The strongpoints of Jinkos are many


>>45539827
A girl does not need tentacles to be peak kot.
That one isn't even intimidating.

>>45539829
As you should

[Anonymous No.]

I've got a THIRST that only jungle KOTS can quench.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45539843
>Likes kots without tentacles
lol. lmao even.

[Anonymous No.]

>like kots
>like foxes
>like canines
>like horses
>like Lims

I'm doomed to be a haremfag, aren't I?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45539852
You're in luck then, because I have more!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45539826
what does this have to do with my post?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45539888
she looks slightly hornier than usual
oh no!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45539887

wolves

[Anonymous No.]

>>45539894
he doesn't know how to communicate with humans so many of his attempts are meaningless

[Anonymous No.]

>>45539888
I want to take the snow one and 2 raging mushrooms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45539888
OH NO MISS OCELOMEH LOOK OUT SHE'S GONNA CHARM YOU INTO BEING LOVEY DOVEY!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45539894
That cat is the textbook example of a fat cat that would laze around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45539888
She has that Menacing aura

[Anonymous No.]

>>45539888
fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

>>45539888
The left one is really eager to quench Anon's thirst.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45539903
I fucking hate you and will do everything to make you unhappy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45539843
Then Ocelomehs are more than an even match

[Anonymous No.]

>>45539888
Oh my.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45539926
don't talk to that mge wiki discord using faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45539911
>not fat
>actively playing
Look I know you're not the smartest, but...

[Anonymous No.]

>>45539903
He's really losing it right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45539942
Fuck off nobody draws her so I have 30 images to rely on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45539933
but I use the wiki discord too

[Anonymous No.]

>>45539958
human scum. All of you.

[Anonymous No.]

i want to rub wock belly after a huge meal

[Anonymous No.]

So for my first wish, I'd like to make out with you.
For my second wish, I'd like to take your virginity.
For my last wish, I'd like make you my wife.

[Anonymous No.]

How would you improve your favorite monster girl? personally I would add a race of Trolls with black sclera

[Anonymous No.]

>>45539986
She's already a perfect cheating machine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45539980
i'll just ask for a hug 3 times

[Anonymous No.]

>>45539963
Latenight, Murloc, Dogface, Ironbeast, many others. Most of the content creators are in one discord or another.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45539973
Damn wock at my dormouse wife!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45539995
I'm not surprised. All associating with those inner circle fags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45539986
more arms

[Anonymous No.]

>>45539986
I would just give every girl black sclera and blue eyes because I can't pick a singular favorite though Lim is currently in the running to finally claim the top spot. Blue eyes, black sclera? Yes please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45539986
Improvement would imply she's not already perfect.

There's nothing I'd change. She's already perfect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45540003
it's good this is the thing you conspiracy nut over and not some other more harmful thing
that secret cabal of monster girl lovers

[Anonymous No.]

>>45539995
Ignore him, in case you didn't notice the mick is shitting himself again and samefagging like crazy.

Days since the previous mentally ill furfag chimpout: 0

[Anonymous No.]

>>45539986
I don't know how to improve Jinkos. Maybe there is a way, but I can't think of one.
>Trolls with black sclera
Troll-Demon hybrid would be great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45540003
Well, let me know when you contribute something useful to the threads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45540029
Nothing I make is considered good by the thread so whats the fucking point?

[Anonymous No.]

>drew a thing
>It was saved by atleast 1 anon and reposted in a few threads
Me:1
Mick:0

[Anonymous No.]

>>45540036
you could try finding some place that accepts you
you do make things difficult for yourself though so maybe that's a pipe dream

[Anonymous No.]

>>45539986
Trolls with black sclera and blue skin

[Anonymous No.]

>>45540042
I will stay here forever and all in on making that haram mge game.

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>>45540027
>Troll-Demon hybrid would be great.
I didn't know I needed this until now.

>Large frame like a troll
>Large hands and feet like a troll
>Freckles like a troll
>Troll tail
>Demon blue skin color and purple hair
>Demon black and red eyes
>Demon horns and wings
>Demonic personality, with a touch of troll motherlyness

[Anonymous No.]

>>45540038
The more I hang here the more I want to give drawing a try. I think I'd be awful at it but seeing los, yerb, legit and the others grow makes me want to try.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45540052
thus happiness remains beyond your reach

[Anonymous No.]

>>45540057
You won't.

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>>45540036
Because you're indulging in the one piece of content that was overwhelming despised and caused the biggest shitstorm this thread has ever seen when it was released. Why are you trying to force people to accept you when you're trying to force them to acknowledge something that is completely verboten. We don't openly welcome incestfags so they eventually leave and go where their fetish can be indulged. It's the same with vore, NTR, futa and furries. Please take the hint.

[Anonymous No.]

i need lamia hag with thicc fat long tail to coil me

[Anonymous No.]

>>45540044
and wear latex skimpy clothes that don't cover much but makes a lot of skindentation

[Anonymous No.]

>>45540057
Give it a go, even my really old, shitty drawn-with-line-tool art gets posted every now and then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45540067
I have made
>genie
>sabbath witch
>dark elf
all are unpopular.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45540069
fat

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>>45539986
Hard to say what to improve from the original Inari design. Maybe adding paws for extra mofu, but i imagine a skilled magic user like an Inari would easily be able to do that. Also slit pupils would be a good addition to her very feminine appearence. Besides that, she already conveys very well her themes

[Anonymous No.]

>>45540074
I'll think hard about it. Might look at some beginners tools for my present this year.
This one yours?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45540057
Best to get some practice before you decide to share with the thread if you're not confident about it. Don't feel too bad if your skills are low, for example the thread still had fun with Greenworm Anon's early drawings even though they were poor on technical level.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45540079
unff thiccer

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>>45540057
To start drawing, all you need to do is a shitty MS Paint thing like this. This is literally all you need to do to start. Once it's done, you can start improving. Until you do even this much, you'll forever be in a state of unrealized potential.
>>45540069
Variations on a theme, see? This is what it SHOULD look like. Go from my image to this! Begin your journey now!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45539986
For me it's Trolls with black sclera, fat thighs and butt but flat chest

[Anonymous No.]

>>45540096
she'd look better pregnant

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>>45540067
It's not just that he's a furfag, but he's a completely subhuman lunatic too. He starts shit with everyone and is banned from literally everywhere else except here. All the random mental illness in this thread you see, like spamming furshit, constant insane rambling and seething about KC, seething at every draw- write- and waifufag, trying to force some shitty vore meme, etc. is all him.

He's been here literally every day for a year just to shitpost. How someone as autistic as him is even capable of functioning or operating a computer is a mystery.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45540057
Give up. It will be hated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45540116
fuck off back to your shithole bunker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45540057
Just do It man, no grand ambitions, just draw stuff for people, make your hand steadier, watch tutorials, learn, discard, imitate, draw stuff. Silly stuff, funny stuff but keep at It. I made It my main afterwork hobby. It's fun. Just remember that no one is good at the start. Took me many long months before actual progress started for me but It was worth persevering

[Anonymous No.]

>>45540135
Fuck off mick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45540116
functioning is too strong of a word to use

[Anonymous No.]

>see schizo mick having a meltdown
>scroll up to see what's it about
>new piece of good art getting praise
Of course

[Anonymous No.]

>>45540155
fuck off retard.

[Anonymous No.]

Goddamn, you're all so supportive, lmao. Fine, I'll give it a try.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45540161
https://files.catbox.moe/k5m0a6.webm

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>>45540161

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>>45540161
It's fake. They're lying to you.

[Anonymous No.]

When do we get to the part where I'm sacrificed to a horde of ghouls?
Like if we could just skip to that right now, that'd be great. Thanks.

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>>45539986
I dunno if she's my favorite, but if you edit out the incest from devil bugs they're pretty stellar. Weirdly, I say this a huge incest porn fan. Something about monster girls makes me want to avoid mixing in incest, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45540155
I hope. That when all this is over. and KC sees he can't dmca me. He sees there is only one way to stop this art.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45540167
Anon Al-Ghul

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>>45540167
Just be patient. First we have to steal Miss Lich's underwear, then you have to distract the guards while we escape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45540155
He must be envious of not just drawing talent, but of basic social skills.
>>45540161
Worst case scenario you're gonna have a poor start, but you can only go up from there. Good luck, Anon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45540098
It indeed is

[Anonymous No.]

>>45540167
>your party alerts a horde of ghouls when exploring the sewers
>go on without me, i'll hold them off
anon is just waiting for that 'heroic' sacrifice

[Anonymous No.]

>>45540183
I am more skilled than almost all of this thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45540197
maybe work on them social skills

[Anonymous No.]

>>45540155
>>45540161
>he's fuming so hard he replied twice to both of these posts without even bothering to hide it
Keep honking furry clown

[Anonymous No.]

>>45540206
I do not want to be friends with anyone in this thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45540214
but all you seek is our approval, that's all you ever wanted.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>45538664
The difference is that one activity is unlikely to affect me. Hint: it ain’t the dragon conquest. Good thing I’m not a female corpse. If only dragons could mind their own business like lesbian corpsehumpers. You earned this b8, friendo.

Also, to inject some seriousness, Malefs put the F in evil. That’s right, they’re fevil. Pathetically fevil. Watch out, she’ll steal your cereal even though it’s meant for humans! She might even jaywalke while doing it. Fevil Malef, Fortuitous Welsh Rabbit Shenanigans Cereal(TM) is meant for Homo sapiens!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45540225
Never will get it.

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[Anonymous No.]

I like open-minded girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45540262
Incest is wincest

[Anonymous No.]

>>45540262
This is awful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45539933
How the fuck is the wiki discord even remotely relevant to anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45540294
>trying to reason with a rambling schizo

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[Anonymous No.]

>>45540294
He thinks it's the illuminati or something, don't try to make sense of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45539986
wurm subspecies that got the LN wurm face

[Anonymous No.]

>>45540294
well, it wasn't KC that posted here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45540165
Wow, wasn't prepared for those feels.

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>>45540036
This is 4chan, buy a fucking clue. Either use this place to:
A) screech into the void
or
B) form some network of schizos.

In either case, seeking to appeal to others will be a terribad idea. A fool’s errand, at best. At worst, an invitation to bizarre mind-destroying groupthink. You’d get more validation simply by doing something you enjoy — and at that point validation becomes irrelevant.

[Anonymous No.]

>ohayo, wanna do bouncey bounce again today anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45540262
cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>45540313
Last I bothered to pay attention to it it was just another circlejerk discord with the monkeys being given the keys to the asylum. So yeah, irrelevant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45540358
This is option A while I work on a labyrinth of estras clone but targeted for MGE.

[Anonymous No.]

cute wurm

[Anonymous No.]

>>45540360
Why does Satan deny us these simple pleasures?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45540392
Because he doesn’t like you since you can get to the level of a angel even though you’re human, he’s a jealous bitch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45540400
Based off hazbin hotel all the cool and sexy stuff is in hell anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45540379
The unstated true option is C: don’t make any form of life-altering decision based around fucking 4chan, man. This place is for calculated time-wasting — nothing more, or less. The minute you regard it as anything else, you’re gonna have a bad time. Make actual friends willing to: help you move, loan you money, bring a gun over on short notice etc Or whatever.

But sure, make elf puzzles in the interim. Aim for minimal schizo however you can manage. Have a crazy bitch, nigga.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45540383
They're all cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>Cheshire-automaton hybrid puts miniature car wheels on her feet
>After all that effort and work she comes to you and says
>"Hubby, I'm tired."

[Anonymous No.]

>>45540431

[Anonymous No.]

>>45540454
hit her with "hi tired, im anon"

[Anonymous No.]

>>45540409
Vivziepop’s Hell is literally just San Francisco with a red filter on it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45538628
Damn brat!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45540491
Yep, she was asking for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45540491
it is tho, we are in 2023 going on to 2024

[Anonymous No.]

>>45540491
go away mick.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>45540491
The PS2 is not retro, it's just old. We need a name for stuff made on the 2ks

[Anonymous No.]

>>45540508
rather expert shooting tex

[Anonymous No.]

>>45540491
Kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>45540517
That was actually schizo mick trying to push the narrative that his art is on par with that drawfag and someone would mistake it for his scribbles, please ignore. Yes, he did that shit before.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45540534
yeah with me too