Monster Girl Thread

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[Anonymous No.]

>>45582446
>MGE kitsune can say moshi moshi
>the entirety of japan is taken within a week of the portals opening.

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I only want one thing for Christmas. It's for the Mamono Lord to open the portals already so I can get my cute Lim wife. Then we can snuggle on the couch in matching flannel pajamas while watching dinosaur documentaries and movies and sipping hot chocolate. Maybe we'll fall asleep there or we'll move to the bed where we'll snuggle under the heated blanket. Anyways, that's all. Good night, Anons.

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>funky monkey friday is ending soon
Bros...

[Anonymous No.]

Miss Krampus has bigger tits than even a Holstaur. She's super dangerous, she could smother a man easily with them. Good thing I don't have a chimney so there's no way Krampus would get me.

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i want to call ms haku mommy then suck on her tits

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How are you guys not losing your minds slowly over knowing none of this will ever be real? It's genuinely killing me over time

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>>45584419
It's escapism. That's the point of fantasy, especially this setting which is based on wish fulfillment. This world may be shit, but that doesn't mean the next one will be. After all, we deserve better.

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how do you respond without sounding tsun?

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>>45584419
Maybe if we die and their is an afterlife we can be sent to a world/reality or dimension where these wonderful beast women are real. We can't prove that isn't possible, and it's just as likely as heaven and hell existing from the various theology's in our world. Many thousands of years ago monsterous women did exist until noah's flood came so it's not biologically impossible for them to exist. I am willing to bet that Tamamo, Lillith and many other creatures from the age of myth actually walked on this earth.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L3s8Vt7BzZ0

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>>45584419
Sauron lost a fight to a dog! A DOG! I guess Huan would be a Kobold, then.

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>>45584419
Same, I just have milestones and IRL objectives to forget. I will post likely hang myself around 40 if the portal doesn't open.

[Anonymous No.]

I'M MISSUS COPYPASTA
I'M MISSUS MEME
I'M MISSUS SHITPOSTER
OVER A THOUSAND CLOWN AWARDS ON STEAM
FRIENDS CALL ME CHESHIRE
WHATEVER I TOUCH
GETS UPDOOTED IN MY CLUTCH
I'M TOO MUCH

I NEVER WANT TO POST A JOKE WHERE ANON GIVES IT A PASS
I'D RATHER TELEPORT TO HIS HOUSE AND MAKE HIM EAT OUT MY ASS

SHE'S MISSUS COPYPASTA
SHE'S MISSUS MEME
SHE'S MISSUS SHITPOSTER
GETS BANNED LIKE AN UNDERAGE TEEN
FRIENDS CALL ME CHESHIRE
I'M GETTING A HUNCH
HUMOR'S MY EMOTIONAL CRUTCH
I'M TOO MUCH

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>>45584493
By admitting my love for spiders duh
Surely no spiders will go after me since I admitted I like them despite being scared of em... right?

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>>45584458
>Next one
God I hope there's an afterlife and that we get to decide which world to reincarnate into, I really would wanna go to something MGE based.
>>45584497
I hope one day anyone who wants to go to that type of world will be able to go to it

[Anonymous No.]

Why is my emotional support Bogey trying to touch my crotch so much? How do I make her stop?

[Anonymous No.]

I would like to make a declaration. All Alps belong to me. Thank you and have a good day.

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>>45584419
>implying it hasnt already made me lose my mind
the secret trick is to just hate the god of this world, if one even exists.
he's a dick no matter how you cut it, he makes countless people with innocent desires that just cant be filled.
all i want is a wife with a fluffy tail and pointy ears. nothing truly degenerate in this fantasy, just excessive cuddling and a few beastly traits. i feel almost zero attraction to regular women.
and i have to ask: is that so much? is that so fucking much that i must deny a desire thats hardwired in my brain just because god said "lol!"?
i either deny the desire to reproduce and have children - or deny the desire to have a foxwife.

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>>45584419
You either get used to it or you die.

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Life is suffering because I will never be hag'd

[Breathfag No.]

Been awhile since I've stopped by.

Wishing you all a Merry Christmas filled with many hot, steamy breaths from your monster waifu!

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>>45584725
But you will eventually become a hag yourself.

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need bat gf

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>>45584330
>Newer/Recent patch notes:
>"After reading suggestions and feedback from our customers, followers and Loyal Longtime Customers. The most common suggestion and feedback we have received is that our bio-organic T-Doll Gynoid automaton models are not 'monstrous enough' and that they look like regular normal human females. We hear your messages dear customers and followers! Which is why we officially announce and confirm that starting next week, Grunder Industries and any of our official retail partners and official retail commercial branches will now be offering free "additional monsterous" parts to your T-Dolls. New customers-slash-soon-to-be-husbands, may also choose to add additional monsterous parts such as cute cat ears, tails, scaled skin and sharpened multifunctional claws, when purchasing new T-Doll Gynoid automaton models. Thank you for your patronage dear customers and future customers!"
>t.official Grunder Industries Commercial Products and Services statement

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>>45585042
Upside-down kisses?

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Friendly reminder if you're bald, fat, and hairy, you are prime Sabbath bait. You're almost guaranteed to have monster lolis crawling all over you.

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>>45585107
ideal
just like in that spiderman movie

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>>45584864
You too breath boy

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All I want for Christmas is Unicorn

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>>45585227
Sorry Anon you're on Santa's naughty list so he's bringing you a bicorn

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Someone post THAT krampus image please
You know the one

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>>45585262
santa krampus? please do.

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>>45584864
Merry Christmas, scatfag. Now fuck off and dont come back this time

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>>45585262
All I gots

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>>45585257
Nta, but as an Anon on the naughty-list, I'm happy.

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I will not firm a pact with demons, the powers aren't worth it

[Anonymous No.]

Hold your horses!

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>>45585388
>horsepusssy for christmas
I've been a naughty boy and I'm going to become even naughtier now

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I hate christmas

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>>45585388
Gonna hold her real tight as I’m balls deep inside her.

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>>45585359
>be Anon
>Demon appears with contract
>nope.
>goes into 10 minutes of power-rant
>'didnt you lose a fiddle contest to some interbred hick?'
>pocketspaghettis and runs away crying

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>>45584961
alp hags are outlawed by the geneva convention

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>>45585405
it's a good excuse to drink (mulled) wine and eat sweets.

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>>45585388
>stockings on the horselegs
A cutious fetish but I'll allow it

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>>45585431
I'll just get sad and cry

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>>45585441
When a Cent is wearing lingerie and stockings it's a sign she's got serious about seducing Anon.
>it takes them hours of bending and pulling and multiple pairs of ripped stockings to get them on over hooves

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>>45585471
maybe you should spice better your wine.

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>>45584419
I lost my mind years ago.

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>>45585491
Reckon they need the help of a stablehand to get ready for bedroom antics?

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>>45585491

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I am the mad alchemist anon!
All the weird potions? All me.

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>>45585422
pasta business is booming in MGC

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I want to fluster monsters into spilling spaghetti everywhere

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>>45585927
>anon gets arrested for littering and public nuance

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Caturday on Christmas but no mamono

[Anonymous No.]

>>45586170
And I forgot the pic, more drinks are needed

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>>45586170
Wrong, Christmas Eve is Bunday.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45586216
But the 24th is tomorrow

[Anonymous No.]

There is money to be made.

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>>45585701
The stablehand Anon is for tearing them off her.
She probably needs a Kiki maido or other Centaur servants to help put them on.
(MonOisho rules regarding a Centaur's servants being a package deal still apply)

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Cows were made for eating.

Interpret that in whichever way you like.

[Anonymous No.]

What if cows, but big?

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>>45586341
Aren't they all big?
Like the average holst and mino is probably 6'6"

[Anonymous No.]

You can work or you can get drunk, but the pay is exactly the same.

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>>45586399
Why is this auntie looking at me like that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45586399
No matter how hard she tries, I will not accept her payments of breathing on me.

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>>45586341

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Got some good alcohol coming in today (I don't drink)
In the event I find the will to draw, what should I draw?

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>>45586448
MGE profile minotaur wearing christmas stuff, trying (or not trying) to look angry as she gets her picture taken.

[Anonymous No.]

Yeti Claus is working hard to deliver presents! Don't forget to leave her hot cocoa and cookies!

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>>45586497
I will give her neither.

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>>45586448
Christmas Tree Dryad.

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>>45586291
I want to date the bitchy cow shrine maiden with the wide childbearing hips

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>>45586310
>centaurs with boobs smaller than their head
Shameful display

[Anonymous No.]

can i get quick rundown on these two?

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>>45586480
>Making a Minotaur wear red
Anon does not value his pelvis.

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>>45586625
Oh sure
https://monstergirlencyclopedia.miraheze.org/wiki/Liliraune

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>>45586448
Seconding a festive coniferous Dryad >>45586521

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>>45586625
MGE-legal yuri

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>>45586632
It's all according to plan.

Piss her off by making her wear ugly, red garments. Red triggers her mino brain to get enraged (and horny); she's already angry on top of this. You're gonna spend the next several days in the bedroom getting ridden by your mino wife. In this sense, you give her a present she's always wanted, a child. Because it's a guarantee, with how much you'll be copulating with her, that she will get pregnant.

The perfect Christmas gift for any mamono.

[Anonymous No.]

festive bi-raunes
https://files.catbox.moe/x2gdp7.jpg

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[Anonymous No.]

Throwing cumballs on ms chesh shouldn't be illegal

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>>45586735
The Cum Conservation Act (AKA Onan's Law) makes wasting of semen a felony, and frankly, I support it. I wouldn't have met my federally mandated wife without it.

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>>45586717
Fatter

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gyarus are really important and cool to me at the moment

[Anonymous No.]

>>45586625
friend shaped

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Wish I could spend Christmas in a rich wight's mansion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45586625
>>45586695
>Rival female adventurers monsterizing into a Liliraune pair
hot

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>>45586962
You only love her because of money

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>>45587003
>You only love her because of money
Nigga have you seen that body

[Anonymous No.]

>>45586923
They cool

[Anonymous No.]

>>45587029
Every mamono has hot body

[Anonymous No.]

>>45584590
Oh nooo I'm very scared of miss cow spider please don't let an ushi oni near my house nooo someone save me

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>>45587060
even wormy?

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>>45587088
>Miss Demon fills out some paperwork.
>"Understood, Anon! No Ushis. Don't worry, the Mamono Love Network will send your perfect waifu soon!"
>Three weeks later your entire front wall explodes.
>You got your wish.
>But at what cost?
>Seriously, how much does replacing a WALL cost?

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>>45584493
not racist, just don't like 'em

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>>45586625
rothschilds bow to the Liliraunes
in contact with greys
rumoured to possess psychic abilities
controls Lescatie with an iron but fair fist
own castles and banks all over the world
direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line
will bankroll the first mamano cities on earth (Liliraungrad will be the first city)
own basically every DNA editing research facility on Earth
first males to be born to monster mothers will be those of Liliraunes
both sisters said to have 200+ IQ
ancient scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon the Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world
You likely have liliraubots inside you right now
The Liliraunes are in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church
They learned fluent French in under a week
Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Liluraune
The twins are 67 years old, from the space-time reference point of the base human.
In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the Lil bang to the end of the universe
The Liliraunes will guide humanity into a new age of wisdom, peace and love

[Anonymous No.]

>50.000 civilians raped
>decisive mamono strategic victory

[Anonymous No.]

>>45587183
There was no raping! Mamono Unit 731 simply followed their orders to the logical conclusion!

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>>45586828
It's not wasted I hit her her

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>>45587183
It didnt happen but they deserved it (but it didnt happen)

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>>45587105
yes

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[Anonymous No.]

>>45587183
>50.000 civilians raped
Those boys were practically asking for it, you don't put that many unmarried single dudes in one area and not expect a struggle snuggle

[Anonymous No.]

I'm gonna use a max level brain drain spell...
On a wurm!

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>>45587330
holy beans

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>There's a species of butterfly that drinks blood
you learn something horrifying every day
wonder what the greenworm and papillon based on that would look like

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>>45587349
Miss Coin needs to get on with thwme times. Dabbing is so outdated.

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>>45587330
Bigger.

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>>45587330
wheres her vajayjay

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>>45587425
It's cool when chesh does it though, right? Right guys?

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[Anonymous No.]

miss lich just respeced into milkromancy

[Anonymous No.]

Someone explain to me the appeal of greenworm
I just dont get it

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>>45587470
cuteness over sexyness. also very hugable body, mucho muy very squishy.

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>>45587470
She's just too confident to be ignored

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>>45587441
No, it's just doubly cringe whenever she does it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45587470
>mwees smugly

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>>45587354
>the first smart wurm was born
>she stilll dopey in demeanor but easily is smarter than you
>Still acts dumb so she can attract anons who like dumb girls

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>Durr cringe, durr bringe, cringe. Is that all you shitposting fucks can say? Durr based based based, cringe cringe, based based cringe cringe cringe based cringe. I feel like I'm in a fucking asylum full of dementia-ridden old people, who can do nothing but repeat the same fucking 3 words on loop like a fucking broken record. Cringe cringe cringe cringe. cringe based based, onions onions snoy, onions LOL onions, cringe Boomer, le Zoomer I am Boomer, no zoom zoom zoomies, zoomer going zoomies-ARRRAGH I fucking hate the internet so god damn much. Fuck. Shitposting honest to god fucking hope your mother chokes on her own feces in hell. You cocksucker. But ohhh, I know my post is cringe, isn't it? Cringe cringe cringey cringe based cringe based Reddit cringe based cringe zoom cringe onions Reddit based based AAAAAAAA

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[Anonymous No.]

>>45587621
Chesh you just don't have the rizz

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>>45587621
bussin'

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>>45587659
That fucking cat

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>>45587659
I wonder how many faggots posting in these threads know of Mausland, let alone Slutty McSlut

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>>45587700
sorry, i aint old like u grandpa

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https://files.catbox.moe/zr6hj6.jpeg
jiangshi be best undead

[Anonymous No.]

>>45587754
Always jiggling.

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>>45587798
they be blessed by the goddess of jiggle physics

[Anonymous No.]

which monsters are better
mist ones or zipangu ones?

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Alice?

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>>45587984
A birdbrain that forgets what we do every night, but hey, she's a really nice cuddler and is super sweet and innocent!

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>>45587999
That be jub, not Alice!

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>>45587984

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Pear-shaped demonic brats and adult men belong to eachother

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>>45584419
Imagine her enslaving and turning you into a ringwraith, cursed never to know joy again.

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>>45587984

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>>45587984
Alice is illegal

[Anonymous No.]

>>45588163
I ‘ll Alice if I please where I’ll please

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>>45588140
earfox

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>>45588184
Big ears are a sign of fertility.

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>>45588160
I saw people talking about this some months back, the one on the right is a dude.

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>>45588184

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[Anonymous No.]

Jinko, jiangshi or jinko jiangshi?

[Anonymous No.]

>Ywn have 21 YO lamia stepsister to groom you into her perfect husband

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>>45588279
I like the loli

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>>45588279
I hate gacha games and I will never play them, but I love jacking off to Granblue midgets

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>>45588299
P O T A T O E S

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>>45588299
They're all jingai does to the point he can't draw anything else.

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>>45588299
Harvin doujinshi are also extremely good

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>>45588378
>>45588299
Goddamned slutty hobbits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45586553
They're racing horses, flat for centaurs chests help with aerodynamics.

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>>45585422
>be Anon
>Demon appears with contract
>...
>mating press

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>>45587470
Too smug to ignore. Her cuteness is through the roof. Other bugs just can't compare. Greenworms represent the true blue collar spirit of perseverance. They are perhaps the most inspirational monster girl. Even Papillon lovers would agree, it takes the "would you still love her if she was a worm" to a whole new level. It's a right of passage. You grow as a person with a cutie.

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>>45587057
I don't care if class prez is the principles daughter. She's not graduating without getting pregnant at least twice!

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>>45588453
They're also experts at seduction.

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>>45588477
Another day another thinly disguised furry meme.

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>>45587330
>>45587432

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>>45588443

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>>45588499
Need to correct this brat stat

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>>45587470
She was mostly ignored until one dedicated autist starting creating a bunch of content and commissioned a ton of art and spread the appeal to the world to make millions consider greenworms

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>>45588486
Good morning! Happy Christmas Eve Eve!

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>>45588507
Doesn't work on cait sith.
I tried.

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>>45588477
The dribble on her lips implies that I now have had my dick sucked by a caterpillar now. Not the smartest lil bugger is she

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>>45588507
she always had a mascot status among many fans.

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>>45588538
I bet if you squish her she'd be juicy.

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>>45588529
No, see he had the basics of how to communicate with other people and did not embrace hatred and instead was quite wholesome

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>>45588538
She will be on the cover of MGE 3. God wills it to be so.

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>>45588549
squish n' tickle.

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>>45588552
Yes, yes, make your bullshit up.

[Anonymous No.]

This Christmas receive the gift of goat leglocks. And keep receiving them until you cry.

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>>45588529
There is a guy on the monster drawpiles that has endeared CS in many people's minds. It's all about the way you go about things.
https://ourobooru.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=Cait_Sith

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You wouldn't marry a blueberry

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>>45588570
i'd much rather rabbit leglocks, the be tighter

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>>45588574
Heart pupils plus black sclera is cheating, it should be illegal.

[Anonymous No.]

>She's just standing there... MENACINGLY!

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>>45588572
No, I'm blacklisted by twitter schizoids.

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>>45588607
I know it's just a genshin clone but designs are still cute.

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>>45588574
Not only would I marry one, but also adopt her before that too.

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>>45584864
merry krampusmas, breathchad

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>>45584864
I always believed...

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Need to be used as a daki by a larger monstergirl, suffocating in warmth and fluff

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>>45588572
And for what it's worth the first image is actually by me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45587659
That's a blast from the past.

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>>45588614
>Blacklisted by Twitter schizoids
>Caring about Twitter in 2023 - 2024
Skill issue.

[Anonymous No.]

I always assumed that I'd have to marry a Lim or Undead girl to live forever since I'm terrified of death. Then I realized that Succubi are immortal. So any cute Succubus would keep me safe. Maybe I should marry a vanilla Succubus instead of going for Wights and Lims and Vampires.

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>>45588852
I don't it's just why I don't get into the archives. And some other stuff.

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>>45588859
bruh, just marry the jiangsh girl whose parents own the local mist place

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>>45588859
You need to marry more than just a vanilla succubus, dude.
>Vanilla Succ
>Cinnamon Succ
>Cream Cheese Succ
>Butter Succ
Make a cream cheese frosting harem.

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>>45588868
Your habit of burning bridges leads to people treating you like anathema

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>>45588868
You cared enough to bring up the blacklisting as if that'd garner you any sympathy.

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>>45588887
what about the choco succ?

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>>45588885
>>45588887
As long as I never have to worry about actually dying, I'll marry any girl and make her happy.

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>>45588888
>>45588892
just report his bait and leave him alone

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>>45588892
>>45588888
I'm just here to have fun now.

[Anonymous No.]

Kiki/Shog short. Merry Christmas, motherfuckers.

https://privatebin.net/?6ca8ef28119a482c#BaNVCSWuRDU3ntCtdd8b9h7HBo6vkVByhz5TF7hgacs

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>>45588901

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>>45588951
Wallowing in your own misery is a curious way to have fun

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>>45588977
I get bits and pieces done for the cait sith crpg featuring bizarro mge.

[Anonymous No.]

Something something 0 votes
Something something 0 downloads

[Anonymous No.]

>payday at mamonocorp
>your wages are based on how much miss creeping coin cums
this is bullshit

[Anonymous No.]

>>45589084
Works fine for me

[Anonymous No.]

I hate mamonos, I tried to buy tendies but the werecat cashier got really excited and bite me. I run back home crying. Why are they so mean?

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>>45589066
I can live with it.
12 followers at least.

[Anonymous No.]

Where do I vote?

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>>45589084
>check the artist
>that latest image
lol

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>>45584419
I believe in reincarnation in the world you choose by yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45589147
You are marked, you are no longer allowed to post in single male general.

[Anonymous No.]

going to the 'wock donuts anyone wants something?

[Anonymous No.]

>go to 4mon blue board
>post naked selfie, using my phone to cover my dick
>wait

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>>45589259
Yeah can you get me a pizza

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>>45589259
I miss Loen.

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>>45589248
What? I don't want to see her again. My hand is still bleeding.

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>>45589328
On the one hand, that's completely rational.
HOWEVER
Sometimes you need a bitey girl to mark you as her territory.

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>>45589395
>Bleed out to death

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>>45589395
>No kuu komodo dragon to bite you and follow you from a distance while she waits for her slow acting venom to take effect

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>>45589328
Anon please. Mamono are just more instinctual than humans are. She couldn't help it, you gotta handle monsters like you would handle a wild animal or they might do something you'll both regret.
It's hard enough for monsters to hold down a job when they could be led astray by a simple laser pointer. Poor girl probably feels super bad about it.

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>>45589395
Me bleeding out in my bathroom, trying to sanitize my wound is not marking territory. It's a murder attempt, demon lord is a lying bitch, I hate them. I can hear this fucking cat knocking on the door

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>>45589407
The rarely talked about dangers of vampire blowjobs.

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>>45588574
I would indeed marry the blueberry.

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>>45589259
>Wock donuts
>Uses shrunken down dormice as sprinkles

[Anonymous No.]

Please watch your step while travelling through the monster girl prairies, the Ground Ratas have tunnel networks all over the place that they use to deliver messages. You might accidentally step on one getting out of her hole.

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>>45589497
>the donut itself is just a greenworm stretched out and tied together

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>>45589221
Those fourth-dimensional reality critics weren't kidding when they called Earth a "psychological horror masterpiece".

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>>45589599
no fair, i want to slap that cyc buttocks too!

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>>45589505
Ryona is based and tired to pretend otherwise

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>>45589084
I would worship her golden order.

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>>45589599
>try this with a centaur
>get kicked by her hind legs and black out
>wake up as an undead incubus

[Anonymous No.]

>>45589599
>all that cake
>but on your face
imagine

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>>45589591
t. The Thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>45589220
What's wrong with bunny feet?

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[Anonymous No.]

>>45589769
not being bnuy paws

[Anonymous No.]

spoiled wurm ojou-sama with drill hair

[Anonymous No.]

getting approached by a pixie riding a tiny bicorn

[Anonymous No.]

>>45589829
i'd humor her just for the sheer spectacle of it

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[Anonymous No.]

>>45589801
would curled horns be too much or would drill shaped ones be better?

[Anonymous No.]

I'm finding myself increasingly fascinated with monstergirl armpits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45589862
You have fallen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45589867
I would gladly fall for sweaty demon pits

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>>45589769
It would be the pee

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>>45589419
So what should I do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45589880
I bet you'd sniff her breath too, you degenerate smellfag.

[Anonymous No.]

so theres this wurm i really like but..... shes rather dense.
how do I ask her out?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45588750
Wait at a Winterstown bus stop until Ms. White Horn sees you, she will take care of the rest

[Anonymous No.]

How do I defeat apophis-chan and rescue my pharaoh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45589936
Throw a brick at her. For wurms that's as good as a marriage proposal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45589954
but thats mean tho.... what is serve it on some nice fine china with some molten iron as a drink?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45589952
You have to find where the apophis but her and suck out all the venom

[Anonymous No.]

>>45589903
Bite her back. Try the neck before she bites yours

[Anonymous No.]

>>45589936
What if you just tell her you really like her? Being direct makes the most sense with dense girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45589972
>"The venom is stored in the tits"
>"Wait no, it's in my coochie"
t. Graped Pharaoh probably

[Anonymous No.]

>>45589977
i try and try yet the words don't leave my mouth
its as if some damn witch cursed me not to be able to say that

[Anonymous No.]

I heard that if you finger a demon your fingers will smell like blueberries.

[Anonymous No.]

I, a powerful evil mage, have trapped a Vampire inside her own dungeon successfully and now I rule her dark castle and her Gargoyle and Skeleton servants have no choice but to serve me and carry out my REAL evil plans, where as before they did nothing serving that fanged dork. It's the duty of bigger bads like me to subsume bads like her who have become lax. I feel unstoppable!

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>>45590029
Good. Now rape them to show dominance and prove yourself as tge bigger bad

[Anonymous No.]

touch fuzzy

[Anonymous No.]

>>45588433
Can I also fuck her thighs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45590029
But what will you do about the Dhampir when she comes along to stop you, thinking she's taking down Miss Vampire?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45584419
It'll be real in the afterlife
Heaven is whatever you believe it will be

[Anonymous No.]

>>45590024
i fingered a eros cupid, it smelled and tasted like valentine chocolate

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>>45590061
Lucky. My hellhound tastes like volcanic ash.

[Anonymous No.]

I will become the suitable hellhound tamer

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>>45590039
No, think bigger anon. I'll keep my new minions in line by letting them pillage villages and take the men there as husbands. Not only will my Monster servants remain loyal to me in my evil campaign, I'll get additional human servants as well! This is how you be a villain right, Miss Vampire would have never thought of this because unlike me, a wise evil mage, she is STUPID.

>>45590052
That foolish musketeer will learn that being a hero is a mistake, her little toothpick isn't a match for my superior magic!

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>>45589974
She's crying and saying sorry. It's weird

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>>45590073
But anon, what if Dhampir-chan frees Miss Vampire and they team up to take you down together?!

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>>45590073
>This is how you be a villain right,
All well and good but you still need a right hand henchman to execute your orders and keep your new subjects in line.
You could ally with the sabbath and get an imp or familiar, that'll boost your magic as well
Alternatively, that dhampir has a really firm ass made for grabbing....

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>>45590073
>loyal to you
So what, are the men like bonus rapes or do you mean actual loyalty where they just serve you?

[Anonymous No.]

>Another day being sick
>Another day without a rotation of fairies taking care of me

[Anonymous No.]

>>45590110
Don't worry anon, we will die quicker

[Anonymous No.]

What if Sally
But with an existential crisis

[Anonymous No.]

>>45590128
>Anon finally gets his fairy
>She's wearing a black robe and has a scythe
>Would be terrifying if she wasn't so small and cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>45590131
Explain

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[Anonymous No.]

>>45590099
Oh, that's easy. A villain like me always has back up plans. In which case, my plan is to get on my magic carpet and fly away and live to be evil another day. They won't catch me.

>>45590101
Nay nay, I will just make the Frankenstein monster (she's just a normal Zombie but she's built like an Amazoness) I found among Miss Vampire's servants my second in command now that I'm in charge. She doesn't talk, she just nods to everything. She will be perfect for beating up anyone who tries to stop me, including that Damn-pir.

>>45590107
See, a villain like me has a good 401K, so whatever men my Monster servants take as their husbands when carrying out my evil plans will be compelled to join their wives in serving me. My human servants will don dark armor and fight in my name.

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>>45590069
Domesticate the dragon
Subdue the sahuagin
Molly the manticore

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>>45590158
Just dangle a bit of meat on a hook
easy sahuagin catch.

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>>45590152
Anon... Miss Vampire can fly too. When she's free do you really think a flying carpet will be enough to get away from her?

[Anonymous No.]

What is the minimum amount of force required to fight off a mid tier monster girl? In case you want to take your time when choosing your partner.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be buried under monster girls. I want a harem of monster girls. I want to leave my wives gasping, dripping with sweat and leaking from their most precious holes. I want to snuggle in a big cuddle pile with my wives every night and tell them how much I love them. I want to gently touch their swollen bellies as we discuss the names we eventually give to our daughters. I want to do that for the rest of eternity. Over and over and over and over and over again.

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>>45590184
A bicorn will suit your needs well for this

[Anonymous No.]

>>45588956
I like both kikis and shogs

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>>45588507
Hours late reply but the difference between Greenworms and the Sith is that Greenworms are at least cute while Cait Sith are dog shit personality bogged even further down by the fact they're furries. Even Cu Sith isn't that bad past being a bipedal dog.

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>>45590184
Say "you're not my type" for a near guaranteed critical hit

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>>45590165
you dont have 91 pictures of sahuagin

[Anonymous No.]

>>45590201
It's even hotter that her sitting on your face will give you toxoplasmosis unironically altering your brain chemistry forever.

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>>45590186
Is it something like this?

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>>45590165
I will now proceed to pleasure myself with this fish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45590216
correct, i've got 118

[Anonymous No.]

What if I show a Sahuagin my filet knife and the batter I use to cook fish with?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45590216
Don't challenge him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45590241
She will bring you fish and watch you cook a fish and chips

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>>45590241
You eat land animals, despite being a land animal yourself? Curious

[Anonymous No.]

>find a beached mershark
>asks me to help her get back in the ocean
>pick her up and take her home instead
>put her on my bed
>she can't leave because she lacks legs
>I now have a daki that cuddles back

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>>45590241
Fish?
Sahuagin fish to eat fish, but sahuagin also fishing fish?
Fishy…

[Anonymous No.]

>>45590250
you have 1 picture of blue oni on your computer though

[Anonymous No.]

you should go to your local shrine NOW

[Anonymous No.]

>>45590260
Imagine a reptile getting all weird about the fact that she eats mammals but you're also a mammal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45590291
I hate snake ass and it's even worse when there's a gap there

[Anonymous No.]

>portals open
>go for a hebi wife
>she looks through my computer and finds folders for other mgs
How fucked am I?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45590307
It's not snake ass. It's just her legs were chopped off and replaced by a trunk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45590315
very fucked

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>>45590291
Where is the nekomata'ss shrine?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45590307
I agree about the gap but I like snake ass, it would be a travesty if an MG didn't have a butt to grope and an anus to fuck.

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>>45590291
>love Hebis
>love Ryus
>also love Succs, Demons, Lims, Foxes, Kots, Hounds and Deddos

The shrine is about to get REALLY big. On the plus side, we'll have plenty of shrine maidens.

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>>45590307
all sneks are just human girls who put on snake tail costume on their legs

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>>45590344
They still have anus but it's right down near the tip.

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>>45590236
>dump toxic chemicals into the lake
>flatfish climbs out and looks at me like I’m walking garbage
Fetish acquired. Only an intense hatred of blue people and equally intense love of Wonderbread is needed for my ascension now!

[Anonymous No.]

Lamias and all serpentine-like monsters are better without human butt. Sorry, it's just a fact.

They have the human vagina, but their pisser and shitter is at the end of their tail. This leaves them with a far cleaner and better smelling vagoo than most every monster. Zero chance for pee and poop particles to slip into the vagoo and create a foul stench.

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>>45590362
snakes have only one hole
cloaca

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>>45590232
Which is the best monstergirl to brainwash to do your bidding? Asking for a friend.

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>>45590344
SNEKNATOMY LESSON TIEM
https://nhentai.net/g/102676/
That comic actually shows you a somewhat realistic snekgina. They don't actually have 2 holes down there, you see. Just the one, and it's called a cloaca.
My headcanon is that snek mamono all have human vaginas AND cloaca.
Birds ALSO just have a cloaca, since they're related to reptiles.

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>>45590374
>My headcanon is that snek mamono all have human vaginas AND cloaca.
It's literally fact in MGE. That's how KC has designed them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45590374
Yeah that's the best way to snek

>>45590381
Good

[Anonymous No.]

>>45590372
Canonically? P'orc.
Once you defeat them and make them submissive. They'll literally throw away their lives for you at your command.

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>>45590359

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>>45590393
I would attack the Mindflayer.

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>Kitaguchi Hongu Fuji Sengen Shrine, 5558 Kamiyoshida, Fujiyoshida, Yamanashi 403-0005, Japon
I would live in a shrine and wed the nekomata maiden. Gardening and repairing while learning the language

[Anonymous No.]

I will never touch a Mindflayer pussy with my penis and create even more evil Mindflayers.

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>>45590362
>>45590370
>>45590374
>cloaca bullshit
You might as well fuck an actual animal

>>45590381
[citation needed]

[Anonymous No.]

Notorious P.I.G.

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>>45590381
fuck that guy

[Anonymous No.]

I will burn Mindflayers and kill them.

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>>45590440
I'm not putting it in the anus anyway so it doesn't matter to me where it's placed. I'm just trying to be anatomically correct.

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>>45590440
>You might as well fuck an actual animal
You are already fucking monster girls. An odd vagina is where you draw the line?

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>>45590440
They have a human vagina in the human spot. But at the end of the tail, the pisser and shitter are a 2-in-1. So it's only gross if you sodomize her.

[Anonymous No.]

Squidbros, the mortals are getting uppity

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>>45590472
>They have a human vagina in the human spot
That's stupid.

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>>45590498
all squid girls are evil

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>>45590516
That's the way KC designed it. But, how is it stupid?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45590525
That's a squid boy.

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>>45590498
Whenever I think of the squid, I think of the facehugger from Alien. I would be doing that all the time.

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>>45590525
Except kraken. She's good.

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>>45590498
Alas, it was all in their mind

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>>45590528
Monsters are better with as many monster parts as possible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45590541
Even sandworm has a human vagina.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45590533
>anon goes around facehugging everyone he can and injecting them
>the women turn
>the men alp

[Anonymous No.]

>Hahaha we Mindflayers are beyond your mortal comprehension we will devour your minds and psych-ACK NO NOT THE NET LET ME OUT LET ME OUT FOOLISH MORTALS I CAN'T ESCAPE YOUR BIG NET AAAAAAA!

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>>45590440
I will fuck horse pussy, I will fuck cloaca, I will fuck Alpbutt. If a monster girl has a hole, I'll fuck it if it gets me daughters.

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>>45590388
I didn’t realize that pig girl was absolutely based. Pigs don’t give a fuck. All of those restaurants with pig mascots eating bacon make sense now. Good call, anon. Any other girls to add to an evil empire?

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>>45590549
That thing is a joke and an insult to the vore fetish

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>>45590560
greenworms

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>>45590393
If she didn’t want her tendril ogled and fondled then she should’ve covered them up.

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>>45590562
You take that back right now! Sandworm is love!

And if vore is your thing, MGE has actual vore monsters like jabberwocks, shirohebis, and manticores. Sandworm is not for vore!

[Anonymous No.]

I don't care about whether it's horse pussy or whatever, but I like butts so I'm keeping them on lamias.

[Anonymous No.]

Hebi will keep your safe inside her tail. You belong to her and only her so you should be fine with it until she lets you back out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45590566
D-do not speak the name of the Dark One! There are limits to even my evil.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45590585
Iabel's buttjob scenes in mgd convinced me snake butts are superior

[Anonymous No.]

How can I spank hebi if she has no ass?

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[Anonymous No.]

>>45590440
>You might as well fuck an actual animal

[Anonymous No.]

>gender bender fetish
>harem fetish
>incest fetish
>breeding fetish
>corruption fetish

Don't worry, I'm taking my degeneracy to Mars once I'm strong enough and have enough wives that we can terraform it with magic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45590588
>"It's for you own good, hubby."
>"Yes, I understand it's a but snug inside there. Yes, I know it's slimy and doesn't smell too good."
>"This is the only way I can 100% make sure no slut ever takes you away from me."
>"No, no! Don't panic! I cast a protection spell on you, so you don't be digested!"
>"Shhhh, shhh, shhh. That's it, hubby. Just take a nice nap until we get home tomorrow morning."
>"Just listen to the sound of my heartbeat, love."
>"Good boy..."

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>>45590588
*inside her stomach

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>>45590620
Tower please, just give me my necropolis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45590440
If everyone thought like that you might actually get laid, fugly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45590629
MGE Rampart sounds super comfy

[Anonymous No.]

>>45590625
This is stupid and wrong. You need to only write canon friendly stuff about hebi.
Her juices shouldn't digest and only arouse the flame of desire in her husband.

[Anonymous No.]

>furfaggots
>vorefaggots
>just plain faggots
They should've enacted the same purge on /trash/ they did on furries way back in the early days.

[Anonymous No.]

What would the top weekly monster girl podcast talk about?

[Anonymous No.]

What would the top weekly monster girl podcast talk about?

[Anonymous No.]

What would the top weekly monster girl podcast talk about?

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[Anonymous No.]

>>45590648
When will KC move into dmcaing text to take care of this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45590648
They make it incredibly obvious when they all show up at the same time. Jannies won't do a thing tho, but instant vacation if you post a nipple.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm happy that vore is becoming more accepted here.

[Anonymous No.]

Wow what a shocker it's the mentally unhinged irishman for the 200th time

[Anonymous No.]

>>45590655
>What would the top weekly monster girl podcast talk about?
Probably topping their humans? I mean, it's right in the dang title.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45590676
I'm happy most of your discord groomer friends are already banned from 4chan after repeated spamming and raiding, real shame the mods somehow missed you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45590679
He does like his vore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45590644
>aroused by gastric juices that don’t digest
When did vorefags get so picky? What the hell is the stomach for, if it no longer digests?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45590655
How to get children, how to take care of them, how to seduce a man, sub vs dom...

[Anonymous No.]

>>45590672
I hate to break it to you, but furfaggotry and vorefaggotry are both permitted in MGE, so long as there's no bad end. Cu and cait sith are explicit furry. Sandworm is vore. KC has retweeted vore art of other MGE girls in the past. MGE slimes monsterize human women by literally digesting them down into a slime core. MGE is vore friendly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45590703
if you could permit yourself into a noose that'd be great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45590703
Damn.
I guess we just have to live with it.

[Anonymous No.]

When the portals open, my Lim wife and I are going to go around and find the furries, vorefags, NTRcunts and futafags. Then we're going to forcibly Alp them and hand them off to the greasiest, most entitled fat guys we can possibly find. Mick gets special treatment though, we're going to Alp him, transform him into a Cait Sith and then reverse the Cait Sith transformation so he's stuck as a fucking domestic shorthair for the rest of his much shorter lifespan.

Then with the important work out of the way, we'll head off to start building my harem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45590559
>only fucks to reproduce
Disgusting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45590703
I’ll vote the Slimes back, one spoonful at a time!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45590716
I have a breeding fetish and you really think a monster girl is gonna complain that her husband wants her pregnant as much as possible? Please. She'll be delighted to discover she's pregnant with our thirty second daughter. I have a huge mental list of names for daughters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45590724
Remember KC made slimy jelly a thing. Consumable slime

[Anonymous No.]

It's an incredibly blatant raid, again.
Everyone should be reporting all of their posts on the off chance some janny actually isn't in a vtuber cum coma at the moment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45590731
>I have a breeding fetish
No anon, breeding is not a fetish. It's a normal thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45589974
>Try to bite each other
>She goes a little bit to hard and pierce your jugular
>You slowly die while she cries and asks for you forginess
What's now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45590713
You son of a bitch I’m in. Anons should get used to me saying that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45590740
I have an attractive women fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45590747
You sick fuck. I have an adult woman fetish

[Anonymous No.]

>>45590732
Slimes are rather easy to defeat, it seems. I’ll never look at a hero the same way again…

[Anonymous No.]

>>45590740
Breeding can be a fetish depending on how big of a drive each person involved has for it. You have monster girls who just want to have sex with their husbands and have some daughters. Then you have monsters like Malef who want to be constantly pregnant with their husband's daughters and take a smug satisfaction in being ultra breedable. Yes, it's normal but it can be abnormal. Like guys who want a dozen wives that are constantly pregnant to the point he is celebrating at least four daughters' birthdays every single day of the year.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45590742
Reincarnate into someone with sense enough to pick a vore friendly species.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45590676
It's very amusing.

[Anonymous No.]

>Downloading snek.exe

[Anonymous No.]

You guys take a break to do some discord rp or something? Like you could at least space out the posts a little more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45590780
>bear 4 daughters a day
Ah the other side of the roach fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45590802
Well, it won't be all at once. My wives will just spend the first two hundred years of marriage constantly pregnant. Assuming one child per year, that's twelve daughters each year for two hundred years. 2,400 daughters divided by a year would be about 6.5 so I guesstimated that it'd be an average of 4 daughters on each day of the year. Then again I am aware that the longer monsters live, the harder it is to get pregnant so maybe it would take a few thousand years to get to that point. Regardless, it'll happen because my entire harem consists of immortal girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45590800
>discord rp
Never.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45590780
I'd argue that's just mamono having different sex drives. Breeding and having children is what sex is about, everything else is a fetish. People have sex without the intention to have kids to supress that natural urge, not the other way around. Being aroused thinking about that is the natural state, not some specific thing.
But it comes down to semantics and how you want to define the word fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45590688
You should draw your own cait sith to do this meme justice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45590814
The high the power, the higher the fertility threshold. Better to start with low-powered chicks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45590818
The thread devolves into erp often enough.

[Anonymous No.]

Remember: If you want to defend yourself from raiju, thunderbirds, and ryu, you need to get yourself a lightning rod. Just find any metal object, like a metal rod or umbrella, and hold it up above your head and BOOM, lightning immunity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45590823
By that standard, most human accomplishments count as fetishes. ‘Too broad a brush’ to be useful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45590825
My lack of drawing skills isn't the joke though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45590839
I haven’t noticed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45590836
I plan on starting with a Lim before expanding the harem with the low power girls. After we get all the low power girls I need to get started, we'll all work together to snatch the high power girls.

Want to make sure I'm Incubized by an immortal girl so the immortality is shared by the harem once I get to dicking my wives. After that I don't know if I want to get my cow wives, fox wives, kot wives, hound wives or Alp wives first. Regardless, my harem will be massive.

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>>45590849
No? Since when is it normal to be sexually aroused by opening a door, or finishing an artwork? Then it would be a fetish. Wanting to fuck and have children is the natural cause for sexual arousal is what i'm trying to say, any other cause is a fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm suing Mrs. Manticore in Monster court for all her Monster social credits for what she told me the other day. She told me I wasn't a "real" Monster just because I'm an Alp! People can't be allowed to get away with insulting Alp rights like this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45590800
It's not some conspiracy, this thread has quite a lot of traffic for such niche topic and those retards just start circlejerking whenever given a chance, with some of them just doing it out of pure butthurt about being constrained by local thread "autism"

[Anonymous No.]

>>45590874
Indeed. I've realized the ones of us who are happy talking about this stuff and memeing over it outnumber the ones who don't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45590874
There's been plenty of chat logs posted from their freak discords though. I don't know if that counts as a conspiracy, but there are absolutely super mentally ill servers dedicated to shitting up this thread as much as possible. I couldn't tell you why they hate this place so much when they have the entire rest of the internet, /trash/ and /d/, but that's just the way it is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45590881
>There's been plenty of chat logs posted from their freak discords though.
are you getting your own discord mixed up with the thread? Because this never happened.

[Anonymous No.]

Have you ever considered that some people just shitpost with the material they have they know will upset somebody because they think it's funny and not because there's an ebin /trash/ discord cult out to get you in your sleep?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45590881
>I couldn't tell you why they hate this place so much when they have the entire rest of the internet, /trash/ and /d/, but that's just the way it is.
ironically in much the same way Brazilians hate other Brazilians and all collectively shit up other servers these retards also all hate each other and want to hang out here instead. Even the mick got blackballed by the twitter weirdos in record time because he's an insufferable cunt even by their standards

[Anonymous No.]

>>45590887
Shut the fuck up Chesh

[Anonymous No.]

>>45590869
You’d have a better argument centering sexual arousal around secondary sexual characteristics as ‘normal’. Nature tricks you into liking T&A so you breed. That’s the ‘standard’ causality chain. The desire to breed, existing in a vacuum or hooked to ‘unusual’ stimuli, is deviant from that perspective.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45590886
yeah yeah just like no one ever posts screenshots of the ritualfags 30 pages of the exact same post. I'm sure it was all in le head

[Anonymous No.]

>>45590887
Sometimes I literally can't help myself from trolling. It's just in my blood. I refrain from it most days, but on certain days, especially when the thread is like it is today, where things are extra saucy, I just can't help but join in the fray. It's just too fun. I do not apologize.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45590874
Yeah . I don’t Discord. Simply shitposting/discussion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45590887
No, it must be the cabal of organized KC haters that confine their efforts almost solely to shitposting in a 4chan thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>About to meet your DnD roleplaying online group for the first time
>See pic related

[Anonymous No.]

>>45590912
This isn't the own you think it is when there's at least one human that actually is like that confirmed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45590913
And then they all had lots of sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>post about discord
>instantly all faggotry ceases and instead turns to desperate denial and that something like that would never happen
really makes you think

[Anonymous No.]

>No kiki to shit on my chest
Feels bad man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45590892
You know what, fine. Guess i can agree on that perspective, even if that means i have a new fetish now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45590921
The faggotry will continue, no matter what odd conspiracies you weave. This is 4CHAN, son.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45590921
No, it doesn't. Just like nobody actually cares about yuri except for a dedicated bunch of lunatics that think it's cuckolding.
Because two girls dry humping each other is hot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45590930
Then it is decided: if it ain’t T&A, then you are some variety of perverse deviant. Which is standard here. What’s the new fetish?

[Anonymous No.]

Post pics of your feistiest minotaurs please!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45590921
ehh until I see some specific shitcord leak screencap I'm going to assume it's just brain-rotten morons doing ebin troll RPing like >>45590899, as usual.

[Anonymous No.]

I like the weasel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45590957

[Anonymous No.]

Alright I'm gonna gonna go watch top gear until the faggots stop arguing
Here a mino

[Anonymous No.]

>>45590954
Which one do you think it is dingus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45590992
Gonna have to go with inflation.
For shame, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45590970
Have fun watching dude ass. The morons will still be catfighting over Discordshit when you’re done with that objectively less gay activity.

[Anonymous No.]

>be murderer
>kill 40+ men and women in horrific ways and dump their bodies in a lake to never be found
>le portals open
>get raped by monster
>I am le good now
>dab everyday while cooming inside a monster wife while my victims eat shit and get caught by wisps and have to seethe forever knowing no justice will ever come of their deaths and I will get infinite rewards and eternal life for what I did and they are expected to be fine with that now because.........they can coom again or something idk
Holy basednuts, KC is such a great writer HOLY FUCK this is such a good ending bros I'm hitting the griddy now FR FR on god. You're freaking wholesome 100 KC, you go sister.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45591003
wisps suck so this is correct.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45590992
Chicks taking selfies, obviously.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45590958
You have no idea how terminally mentally ill some people are. I've seen raid discords dedicated to raiding a board or even a single general get exposed elsewhere more than once.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45590970
Imagine the smell of her crotch fur

[Anonymous No.]

>>45591003
Agreed. Venting sociopathic urges in magicland without negative personal consequences or repercussions is great.
>inb4 what if magicland is real
People like getting away with stuff. Quite the epiphany ain’t it? It’s the basis of several religions, bet you didn’t know that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45591028
That's a sith gimmick. Take it back.

[Anonymous No.]

Oh boy I can't wait to kill everyone inside an elderly person's retirement center brutally and decapitate a bunch of innocents and then get away with it because Monsters will le forgive me so it will be completely okay because they are le fulfilling my wishes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45590899
It's funny and sad how a post has to say "I am trolling" for a janny to do something about it. (unless that guy deleted it himself, then it's mildly ironic)

[Anonymous No.]

>>45591010
/d/ has gone too far

[Anonymous No.]

>>45590912
>Cabal of organized KC haters
Like who?

[Anonymous No.]

>end up at a Wight's manor
>over a thousand years old
>desperate for children, she adopted young monster girls who were victims of the Order and were raised by her Lich best friend
>Zombie Centaur
>Zombie Manticore
>Zombie Kikimora
>Zombie Werewolf
>Zombie Succubus

Gonna marry the Wight and her adopted daughterus! Gonna power up the daughters into Wights! Haughty Wight Centaur! Smug Wight Manticore! Proper Wight Kikimora! Tomboy Wight Werewolf! Doting Wight Succubus! Most importantly, Needy Hag Wight!

Serious question, if you knock up a monster girl who is an undead version of her species will she give birth to just a straight up undead of her type or her original species? Like a Wight Centaur having a Wight daughter or Centaur daughter? Or a Wight Centaur?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45591057
>>Zombie Kikimora
Need this badly

[Anonymous No.]

>>45591033
>It’s the basis of several religions
Explain

[Anonymous No.]

>>45591057
Based on undead versions of other monsters seemingly not being common at all, they might have children that are just Zombies/Wights. Dragon Zombie possibly being an exception, since they're a big enough of a deal to be listed as their own race with their own profile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45591003
MGE has always been a case of "just don't think too hard about it".
It's a porn/wish fulfillment setting, of course it's gonna break when you think too hard about it. It's meant to be a utopia, and every utopia is another persons dystopia.

[Anonymous No.]

Make sure the kikis you get are purebred or else you may end up with a dangerous hybrid. I got a kiki from a sketchy maid company and ended up with one that was half bogie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45591105
I only think about cait sith using me as a dick throne.

[Anonymous No.]

Evil people can be redeemed by forced labour in the greenworm mines, where they will toil to make apples for the greenworms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45591118
Miss Haku knows you're in there!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45591128
what'd I do wrong, Miss Haku?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45591105
Doesn't have to be. The MGE doesn't say much about crime punishment, because like you said, why should it, but there is no reason why Mamono wouldn't have a serious judicial system, similar to us, for people like him; and if anon had truly become good he would want to atone for his crimes instead of what he described. He's being obtuse and disingenuous for the sake of shitposting, so don't pay much attention to such posts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45591128
"Labour" is a British spelling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45591128
too late learncow, I have set my VPN to kikiborea and I am now untouchable

[Anonymous No.]

>>45591133
>the mge

[Anonymous No.]

Evil people can be redeemed by forced labor in Miss Haku's U removal factory, where they will toil to remove the letter Ufrom words that don't necessarily need them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45591142
NTA, but he specifically talks about the books, so saying "the monster girl encyclopedia" make sense.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45591064
Any form of redemption, basically. As far as our direct knowledge of material reality goes, all actions are for keeps — even actual restorative acts have limited negentropic effects. The arrow of physics moves in one direction, with the known *temporary* ‘exceptions’ of living systems like us. Nothing wins against net disorder under closed systems, but that’s rambling…The very idea of ‘making up’ for any action is hogwash. Religion sells the notion of ‘getting away’ with behavior that is seen as troublesome/inconvenient/embarrassing etc. There are no exemptions in reality, but for subjective things like judgement…which is, non-coincidentally, the major wheelhouse of religious thought.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45591105
>it's meant to be a utopia
>nipslop setting that expects you to believe futa on male is great and where rice religion is le good but western religion is le evil and human women are BAD

[Anonymous No.]

>>45590703
>Two out of over a hundred and fifty species
>Theriomorphosis potions
>Furfaggotry is permitted
>Sandworm means vore is permitted when half the kink of vore is literally being digested
You're dumb as fuck as usual.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45591156
I will win

[Anonymous No.]

>>45591168
Well you're kind of proving my point there, aren't you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45591133
MGE already has some lore on how the monster girls view irredeemable scum. A psycho serial killer would either get killed on sight in defense of self or others if he was posing an immediate threat, or sent to the oldest Lilim's prison and just never get sexed or let out because he'll never be redeemable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45591150
Wouldn't want to live in a neighbourhood with people like that. It's always disappointing when they show their true colours.

[Anonymous No.]

Evil people can be redeemed by forced labor in Miss Anubis' crust-slicing-off workhouse, where they will toil to remove the crusts from breads so autism wan can eat her peanut butter sandwiches without having a meltdown.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45591152
No, it's because I recognize his posting patterns.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45591174
Source?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45591170
By this logic you can single out any one girl and say her specific fetish isn't allowed.

[Anonymous No.]

I would simply forgive them as Christ has forgiven me and go back to plowing my wife. Anything else is a skill issue.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to get off miss shogs wild thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45591137
Britain isn't real, take your meds

[Anonymous No.]

>>45591191
Except the Sith and theriomorphosis potions aren't talked about in thread past the assmad Irish boojum snark who can't get over the fact KC owes him nothing trying to farm ( You )s. Just like people don't really care for Akaname because they'd likely rimjob you and their only gimmick is their long as shit tongue. Just like despite the fact that one of the suits of Trumparts does the stereotypical white woman thing and fucks their husbands as dogs, people generally avoid talking about it. Since you know, the name of the game of the thread is usually just to vibe and talk about monster girls. Not turn into /trash/ lite like a bunch of coons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45591217
This is actually pretty funny but I want cait sith to rimjob me. Ever see the mgq imp milking scene?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45591047
>*Changing your wishes before fulfilling them.
Getting snagged by a monster is a personality-rewrite, gradual or otherwise. Geriatric homicide interferes with making out, so it has to go. Besides, retarded physics could very well mean that every spurt in your monster will go into actually making up for your crimes. Have a blast in Alps for redemption!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45591171
Good luck, man.

[Anonymous No.]

>start thinking about writing a 1st person story that involves all of my favorite monster girls
>start writing it
>realize that it'll almost exclusively be loaded with smut as the character adds more and more girls to his harem
>decide to stop
>repeat a month later

I'm about to fucking write it just to stop my stupid fish brain from pulling this shit anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45591175
I know right? It’s nambigosly terrible people that are avoiding pnishment by doing labor. It’s pre bllshit. I woldn’t want those sorts arond me either.

[Anonymous No.]

Cu is short for cute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45591256
Just write the damn fick man. No one is going to complain about a story in a smut setting heavily featuring smut.
Just make it fun and entretaining to read. Worry about how to best write the plot, and the "plot", instead of if you should.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45591280
Just makes me feel weird writing my fantasies down instead of leaving them locked up in my head for fapbait.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45591288
I did. I kind of enjoyed it.
The thread did not share my fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45591256
Literally change the perspective to someone else, who has a different outcome in mind. Modifying the ‘person’ and tense could help too. Dunno the technical term for ‘person’ in this sense: I/you/we/they.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45591256
Make it loaded with smut and you will get interest here in this thread
Make it story focused and you will get interest from other writers and people on AO3 or whatever
Your choice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45591288
Then don't write them down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45591187
https://monstergirlencyclopedia.miraheze.org/wiki/Monster_Girl_Encyclopedia_World_Guide_I:_Fallen_Maidens
>https://monstergirlencyclopedia.miraheze.org/wiki/Monster_Girl_Encyclopedia_World_Guide_I:_Fallen_Maidens

[Anonymous No.]

>>45591305
Not gonna read all that. Just gonna headcanon lilim turn them into alps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45591305
Anon a page would be nice, i'm not about to read the whole of fallen maidens

[Anonymous No.]

Someone should pick those fallen maidens up

[Anonymous No.]

>fallen maidens
I can't stop thinking about those creaking beds, bros...

[Anonymous No.]

Thinking about those fairies that make squeaky toy noises when poked

[Anonymous No.]

>>45591311
>doesn’t want 2 women for the price of one
You’re not man enough for her anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45591305
I want to get isekai'd to the Mamono World with OC donut steel powers and help Druella conquer another Order kingdom!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45591370
Based Roper-ejaculate appreciator.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45590401
With your dingus?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45591343
Why are they so squishy

[Anonymous No.]

>>45591305
There is this quote
>9) What type of men do monstergirls dislike?
>They won't fall in love with psychopaths and wicked people that think things like "Killing people is fun!" or "causing others misfortune is fun!".

Mgs wouldn't enter a marriage with someone one would consider irrediemable, so ultimately i think they would most likely just throw them into prison.
>>45591346
No idea what that's supposed to mean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45590140
What's the point of being a warrior you fight and then what? Poof you're gone
Emptiness
Nothingness
We're all just dust in the wind.

[Anonymous No.]

Getting called peasant or brute while correcting some noble brat

[Anonymous No.]

>>45591419
for me its when im manhandling and raping a noble hag

[Anonymous No.]

I will continue to harmlessly squish the fairies cause they make funny noises and I will not be stopped

[Anonymous No.]

>>45591419
does /mgt/ like mesugaki?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45591397
Primera Concerto. She’s half: human, elf, succubus and werewolf. It’s an old joke here. Fallen Maidens is notoriously weird. KC’s brain would fry if he tried to clean it up to his current paradigm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45591397
Yes, they would. You are wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

Gonna pound an Alp but deny her creampies until she finally admits that she's a real woman who wants nothing more than to be a mother. Instead, I'll deposit my seed into my Bicorn wife while the Alp is forced to watch.

[Anonymous No.]

A Monster wouldn't love an amputee who's lost both legs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45591454
>not cheating on the bicorn and choosing some random mamono instead
>not just selling your seed to strangers instead

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to comment "show feet" under all of Dreulla's social media posts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45591474
is this a meme?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45591465
As long as you still have that third leg a monster will eventually find you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45591474
To what end? You're going to make monsters think you like feet and then you'll be in trouble.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45591465
Alraune and Liliraune don't require legs. In fact, it's much more convenient if you can't run away!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45591465
Matango be like "miss me with that"

[Anonymous No.]

>>45591465
Any injured anon is prime Hellhound bait.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45591474
I will be the one constantly posting "please sit on my face".

[Anonymous No.]

>>45591432
No I hate them. They're always acting so damn smug

[Anonymous No.]

>>45591465
Miss Gremlin will craft NEW, BETTER legs for Ampute Anon. Legs that have a built-in container for ultra-sugary energy drinks. And LAZERS. So many LAZERS. Also cool strobe lights and smoke machine effects.
ENJOY YOUR NEW LEGS, ANON. OR ELSE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45591432
I love them more than anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45591494
>anon comments show feet for the meme under monster's post
>done it countless times without anything happening
>one day anon does it again to an mg but she actually responds
>it's a download link to a zip folder
>it's full of hundreds of feet pics
>she's been waiting for god knows how long to find someone to send them to

[Anonymous No.]

>>45591465
Kiki/Shog bait.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45591432
>mesugaki
I'm here for it--it's the absolute TOP TIER smol mamono personality.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45591433
>KC's brain would fry
It likely wouldn't unless you're talking about refitting it to fit the puritanical bullshit of a bunch of remedials.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45591546
An inescapable prison of grape jelly

[Anonymous No.]

>>45591545
>tfw ywn receive terabytes of feet pics from several mamonos at once
Am I destined to never find my foot fetish wife

[Anonymous No.]

When you suddenly become her hero for saving her life

[Anonymous No.]

Every where I go in mgc there's single monsters waiting in ambush near mistletoe

[Anonymous No.]

>>45591616
>want to grab a burger
>each entrance has a mistletoe with monsters gathered around it
>even the drive through window has one
dang it

[Anonymous No.]

>>45591397
They can make men their prisoners, according to the text. Guess that goes for evil men too? ‘I can fix him’ fics could get pretty absurd.

>be devil
>be happy with new regime
>get summoned from some dusty evil tome
>keep getting requests to poison wells, curdle milk, curse randoms
>”I can cook!”
>no one wants food from a devil
>”I have tits now!”
>you get puzzled looks because they are some sad tiny titties
>”S-stick it in?!?”
>lol the books say not to cross the circle silly devil

Imagine her putting up with the kind of assholes that would summon an ostensibly evil being, while being an itty bitty dickthirsty fiend. Her standards would drop very quickly and some warlock would learn that evil is bad. Or at least that it gets you less food and naizuri. Next time someone uses the book, a different devil shows up. It’s more or less people turning themselves in at that point…

Peak absurdity is probably the man learning absolutely nothing, but she doesn’t notice. If he’s a prisoner, then it might not matter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45591474
>Druella uses teleport to send you a an external drive with terabytes of feetpics.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45591432
does it still count as mesugaki if its a lolibaba?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45591545
wonder how many fetishes this happens with
>anon comments uoh :sob: under any post with a loli
>eventually the sabbath find him
>anon talking with his friend about how he likes plump monsters
>he just means bigger T&A, but a thin wock with "big" dreams overheard him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45591641
It's okay just walk in. They'll all be too busy fighting over you so you'll be able to slip in and out before they finish

[Anonymous No.]

>>45591668
>tfw yor the type to comment mommy? on any hags post

[Anonymous No.]

>>45591557
Think of the poor orphan children, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45591474
I'm going to comment "show feet" exclusively on mermaid's and lamia's posts.

[Anonymous No.]

To be fair, the canonical response on seeing an unmarried monster would be to yell uohhhhhh and rip off your clothes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45591642
>>lol the books say not to cross the circle silly devil
>"oh, is this supposed to keep me contained?"
>"hah, yep. ive got you trapped demon so now you have to-"
>the demon walks over the summoning circle's salt 'barrier'
>"... thats uh..."
>demon starts slowly walking over to evilAnon with a smug and lustful grin
>"...n-not supposed to happen. did i do something wrong or..."
>evilAnon gets cornered
>"please dont hurt me"
>the book turns to ash in his hand as the demon suspends him with a spell
>she lays out some ground rules (being a decent person)
>just one year later, evilAnon has dropped the want to do bad and has become a perfect little pet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45591719
>typing "Do you like memes?" under a cheshire's post

[Anonymous No.]

>>45591751
That too, but there’s less dramatic tension and humor in that approach. Can’t deny that yours is more MGE-ish.

[Anonymous No.]

i'd summon an unholy wurm to do things of a holey nature

[Anonymous No.]

God, I just want to marry Druella and have hot, sweaty, degenerate sex with her every single day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45591797
Oh, man, are you ever in for a surprise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45591792
uhholey*
>wurm is vehemently against destruction and tunnel making
>summon her
>order her to dig a tunnel
>complete mindbreak as the wurm succumbs to her instincts and she becomes more holey than all the other wurms

[Anonymous No.]

I'm gonna be a mean, abusive master to my Loli Kiki maid and look down on her efforts and constantly criticize her food and efforts to please me and I'll get away with it too because I won't allow my Loli Kiki to send letters back to the Academy reporting on my behavior.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45591797
Dru-chan is for wholesome missionary or lotus position with plenty of handholding and eye contact

[Anonymous No.]

>>45591811
>>45591819
Okay, maybe we won't do the hot, sweaty, degenerate sex every single day. I'll definitely show her all the attention a good girl like her deserves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45591827
She'll do a druella on your chest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45591818
>he doesn't know loli kiki put "Cartoonishly Evil" as a master preference on her maid application
>he doesn't know he is being played like a fiddle
maids always win in the end

[Anonymous No.]

>>45591839
I'm assuming that means she buries her face in my chest and makes cute Lim noises after we do the deed and we're slowly drifting off to sleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45591814
>she promised master that she will never dig a hole
>but just this once, it can't be bad, right
>Just one little hoe, right
>Wurmy just needs to one more hole, just one more, and she'll stop

[Anonymous No.]

>>45591839
eww

[Anonymous No.]

>>45591616
Who could really say no to her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45591839
>>45591865
Worse--she's gonna make a bunch of tiny magical puppets do a full-blown musical on your chest about your combined sexual prowess.
>She's not a phantom.
>It's pure cringe.
>And she'll just be looking at you with so much vulnerability in her eyes you won't be able to tell her anything other than
"I love it!"
And you probably will, too.
THANKS, OBAMA

[Anonymous No.]

>>45591919
I'm into that dorky shit. I do the voices and everything for the D&D campaigns I run even though I'm bad at voices.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45591935
>I'm into that dorky shit.
You're going for a Lilim, so I just kinda assumed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45591891
It's okay. When you're royalty they let you do it.

[Anonymous No.]

I started working in a hardware and house renovation megastore and let me tell you this sucks
If the real world wasn't so awful, which kind of mamono would be the most likely to claim me in here? I need some mental stimulation

[Anonymous No.]

Lilim are the refined noble daughters of the demon lord. They are not dorks

[Anonymous No.]

>>45591967
Miss Cyclops--she's a general contractor coming in to pick up odds and ends and a husband.
>Hope you like a 100% bespoke, hand-built home.

[Anonymous No.]

Krampus got me a present for Christmas this year. It was just her giant boobs in a box.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45591935
D&D is dumb and gay so you're perfect for lims

[Anonymous No.]

>>45591967
I don't know why but I get the distinct feeling that a "hardware and house renovation megastore" is one of the first places any single monster would go to look for a husband. So you're probably going to run into all kinds of fresh new bachelorettes out on the town.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45592009
Honored guest of the cat kingdom. Given only the finest food and drink.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45591720
Fuck them kids.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45592026
And their housecats...

[Anonymous No.]

>>45591967
>Cyclops
Prepare yourself for the ultimate hand-crafted home filled with furniture, appliances, dishes and cutlery she made herself. She has half a dozen sheds for her various hobbies such as blacksmithing, woodworking, pottery and the like.
>Gremlin
She's got a deceptively small RV that is the size of a mansion on the inside. It can transform into different mecha for fun "battles" with her Wurm best friend.
>Automaton
She requires parts for repairs. She does not need to explain why she comes and buys a small pack of nails each day and only on the days you work. She wonders if perhaps you know where she might find a parts kit for the production of daughters.
>Dwarf
Prepare yourself to spend the rest of your life hearing that awful Diggy Hole song on repeat. May whatever gods that yet live have mercy upon your soul.
>Giant Ant
Hope you like a busy body because she's a workaholic who comes back to your chamber every night and is desperate need of thorough pampering. You'll need
>Orc
You're getting dragged back to the stronghold and shared with the Boss and the Girls. Hope you like barbeque because she's a true pitmaster and the stuff she's leaving with? It's for brand new hand-built smokers. She can't wait to show them off.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45589952
Tell miss Apophis if she's a bad bitch enough to take on Settra the Imperishable. And see if she will be defeated or not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45590498
I am not taking the Mindflayer Tadpole. Ceremorphosis is CRINGE!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45592103
Not canon to MGE fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45592142
This is still not the mge thread...

[Anonymous No.]

>>45592142
Tell that to momma Mindflayer and a fishbowl full of her Mindflayer Tadpole baby daughterus. Might tat offend momma Mindflayer and make her baby tadpoles cry?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45592092
Settra bows to none, but she's willing to kneel when she wants to slurp up some semen.
Monster mana sure did a number on her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45592166
>an entire sabbath of mindflayers just lives in your brain

[Anonymous No.]

>>45592142
"The End" has to be earned.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45591150
Fck yor mm's cnt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45592210
That's no way to speak to a lady.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45592147
Retard you're literally talking about a form of reproduction that parasitizes a typically unwilling humanoid host. Take it to fucking /tg/.

[Anonymous No.]

i want to fuck ms haku

[Anonymous No.]

Monster girls can't stop the sun from consuming earth in 5 billion years when it begins to die.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45592223
lmao just use magic to create a new sun nerd

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45592223
Yes they can. Ms. Wurm just has to throw a rock at it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45592226
Weird, I thought chocolate bunnies came in April.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45592226
Into the harem she goes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45592219
It doesn't have to be unwilling. Or you can headcanon it only happens to women.
Or you can be like me and embrace the idea of loli tadpoles mindraping you every night.

[Anonymous No.]

>I'm not going to be getting deer pussy this Christmas
I can't go on much longer

[Anonymous No.]

>>45592225
>create new sun for no reason
>the current one is still there and is now a hypergiant that has eaten mercury, earth and venus (dying doesn't mean it vanishes you tard)
>they collide and explode into a supernova wiping everything out and killing everyone
Nice job you fucking idiot, why did you think that would work. are you a Wurm or something?

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>>45592260
>use the energy of the original sun to create a new sun
>old sun is gone and replaced with a sun that will last another 5 billion years

Simple as.

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Be careful Anon, Christmas is right around the corner and the monsters are up to their usual tricks

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>>45592266
Imagine how lucky we'd be to live in the reviewers world and have streets of legal monster girls available.

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>>45592281
Fuck off, I want a monster girl wife. I don't want monster girl prostitutes.

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>>45591530
I thought hellhounds hated weakness

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>>45592269
>get rid of the sun
>everything freezes over instantly and drastically changed gravity causes inner and outer planets to collide with each other or drift out of bounds completely
>make new sun
>whatever there that hasn't been annihilated or lost due to fucked up orbital cycles either now too far away from it for live to be possible or ends up getting pulled into it and annihilated anyway
Wurms should not be allowed to think about science.

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>>45592269
>Pharoah simply commands Ra to get back into his chariot and keep making his daily transit.
>Ra does so because she is the Pharoah.
What super-giant nova?

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>>45592290
Ok. Imagine going to mge and getting a monster wife but also, say, something like a sabbath free weekend where you get to try out a black mass to see if you like the lolis on offer.

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>>45592293
>replace it with a perfect sun and remake the rest o the planets with exact copies
done presto
fixed

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>>45592307
no, thats retarded. why would i cheat? cause that's cheating

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>>45592307
I'm a haremfag already. I'm 100% going to have a Sabbath girl in my harem already. At least three of them if I'm being honest. I like the idea of casual sex with monster girls but only if all of my wives agreed and considering I'm a haremfag...it's more likely that any girl I try out will become a wife following that night than anything else.

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>>45591967
>Alp
She used to do related work before the accident and continues to do so. Likes discussing construction and insists that her knowledge of interior decoration had no bearing on the accident. Clearly angling to invite you to a weekend cookout.
>Alraune
She wants to expand her greenhouse. Plans to add a human-compatible room and bed inside, even if she doesn’t have anyone there to use it. Her understanding of human spaces is limited, but she’s willing to learn. Often makes elaborate and difficult to understand plant metaphors. They’re probably sexual.
>Ghost
Was killed in the warehouse in a freak accident. She’s not very bright, and is only now finally getting the hang of floating around. Spying on people in the bathroom is wearing thin, so you’re her newest fixation. She randomly gropes you when she’s bored.

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>>45592319
Because lots of different types of monster pussy. And sometimes tails.

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>>45592310
>creates a bunch of replicas that are completely uninhabited because everything that happened before hand killed literally everyone
Good job Wurm now you're the only person alive.

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>>45592281
I would be fine with that.

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Why are some mgs putting mistletoes at the base of their tails?

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>>45592344
The forbidden kiss. Very femdom.

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>>45592331
>now add man and make herself tiamat and we good
>wurmie is now the mother of all creation
checkmate
nonbeliever

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>>45592344
Because it's a cute way to demand a kiss from someone!

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>>45592232
I hope she cums in April too.

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>>45592361
but y near her butt tho?

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>>45592377
She wants Christmas spankings…from your tongue.

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>>45592377
https://files.catbox.moe/l66cww.jpg

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>>45592383
uhhh, i'd rather give that dragon a kiss on her lips then her anus

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>>45592390
Both places taste like gold, so does it really matter?

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>>45592182
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eMWnDC__o4s

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>>45592402
Solid gold...

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>>45592344
i misread it as tip of the tail...
>come home from work, pretty bad day and you're feeling kinda glum
>wife sneaks up on you
>wraps her tail around you, pulls you in
>has her tail dangle the mistletoe above your face and goes in for a kiss.
>day instantly improved.

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>>45592407
She’s likely passed all of the smaller metal items in her hoard once…probably twice each if she’s a Jabberwock. Does it make you feel any better knowing she thought of (you) during the act?

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>>45592423
Yeah, me, too. Tip of the. tail would be incredibly cute. Base of the tail is a butt thing of the kind I'm not into.

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>>45592504
If you're into a proper girl with a femdom streak its your reward.
If you're into Cheshire it's a trust exercise and you should NOT take the offer.

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>the raidfag have been going for hours making absolutely retarded posts
Holy mother of escaped mental patients

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Jabberwock Christmas green has gotten much longer than expected so I plan to finish tomorrow or on Christmas-day. In the meantime, enjoy a low-effort sketch I made during dinner.

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>>45592344
>Lim has been trying to court me
>not very well but hey, at least the Ushi Oni has stopped asking me to re-adjust her eyepatch
>go to my favorite wholesale warehouse chain to buy some groceries
>she's waiting at my car as I'm leaving
>weird, she doesn't immediately stutter out one of her favorite pickup lines
>she quietly helps me pack things into the back of my car
>then I feel something brush the top of my head
>look up and spot mistletoe hanging from her tail hovering just over my head
>look at her face
>bright red
>holy shit
>HOLY
>FUCKING
>SHIT
>slam the trunk shut and grab the cart
>notice her tail deflate just a little bit
>push it past her towards the cart corral
>give her a peck on the cheek as I pass her by
>put the cart away and head back to the car
>she's bracing herself against it and trying to cover her face with her free hand and tail
>face is somehow even brighter red
>ears are wiggling so fast they're barely visible
>get back to the car and open the passenger side door
>ask if she wants to get dinner and maybe see a movie
>I didn't get anything that needs refrigerating or freezing so...

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>>45592519
Is... is this a repost?
We're still not /monster/

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I want to be ruled over by tyrannical Angels and a control freak Goddess. I like white and golden things best, I don't want to be around icky black, purple and red things and Demons and Monsters. I want to only be near evil Angels who want to control my mortal life and decide my fate. I want to go to Heaven because it looks nicer not Hell which is just a fiery prostitute corner. I want a despotic Goddess and her Angels to take my soul and claim ownership over it, I want to be controlled by Order.

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>>45592494
Let angels molest you. Ilias commands it.

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>>45592515
do not worry. Mgerpg will update tomorrow and we will get a cozy christmas as KC adds every girl at once.

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>>45592530
I planned to post it on both but I'm more active here. Unsure if I actually remembered to post it in the manticore thread over there.
t. crossposter

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>>45592564
>as KC adds every girl at once.
I was unaware of this. How many do you think we'll be getting?

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>>45592639
Em... all of them. Kc said in his last update he doesn't like talking about the game because he doesn't want to spoil it so won't release it in an unfinished state. So total secrecy until release. Not a mention from how it works to how his current progress is. No spoilers.

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>>45592639
If KC were wise about it he'd start with something in the mid 30s to give it a more local feeling, rather than an entire Pokédex work of monster women to fuck, since that would actually be doable solo. KC is not exactly somebody I would consider wise and/or clever in this situation.

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Order Paladin and his Valkyrie finally meet their match. They meet Eros Paladin and his Cupid. Who will win?!

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>>45592560

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>>45592685
Wow, that little boy doesn't look 114 years old at all.

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>>45592685
me and my wife basically

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Kill every gatchashitter.
>b-but I just like the design
Don't care. Fuck off.

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>>45592390
I need a girl that understands that Chill Penguin's theme is the best theme.

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>>45592390
For some reason kissing anuses got me more aroused than usual.

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>>45592720
you failed the alp test

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No matter how far you go, no matter where you hide, no matter what you do, the cats will get you.
You will be a Tom.

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>>45592742
Wrong, I am destined to a LimLover.

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>>45592737
How is kissing a girl's butt gay? You might have a case if you're on the receiving end of a rimjob, but not giving. You're upsetting the Akanames.

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>>45592742
sadly true, im little more than a ball of yarn for felines
it's a horrible fate

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>>45592519
Still not /monster/

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>chesh is looking at you like this
what do

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>>45592810
Oh, no, Anon! You're being attacked!

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>>45592838
Ignore her and continue searching for a Lim.

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>>45592742
I would be pretty unideal for cats. I work at a salmon farm, so I always smell like fish to their sensitive nose, and I am allergic to cats to boot!

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The time for talk has passed. The Lord's work must be done.

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>>45592705
Oh hey you haven't started spamming /v/ shit. That's a surprise.

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>>45592872
he told me that wurms are the bestest girls and are the most holy of monsters to lay and make children with

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>>45592881
Wrong, the Lord (of Mamono) has declared that Lims are the bestest, goodest girls. Of course, there is a bit of bias there.

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>>45592705
and yet i dont see you make a peep when a vtuber gets posted,
you janus faces son of a bitch

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>>45592895
Maybe he just doesn't recognize them. I basically only recognize...
>The shark one
>The cockroach KC did recently
>Juniper
>That one dude who plays a living doll
And the only one I know by name is Juniper because I like her art style.

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>>45592894
lims have brains too large, they have little faith unlike the diamond like faith o wurms

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>>45592895
>and yet i dont see you make a peep when a vtuber gets posted,
They're called vtumors nearly every single time. The only instance this doesn't happen is when it's euro hours and most of the thread isn't here and nobody wants to scroll through those hours when the Mick is awake. Also that's not really an own when vtuberfags were so cancerous on /jp/ and the rest of the site that they had a fucking containment board created for their shit.

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>>45592849
Chesh lim
>>45592841
Cute Griffin!

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[Anonymous No.]

Kiss demons. Snuggle demons. Brush demon's hair.

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>>45592955
>>>/vg/

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>>45592956
Demons are too cute, they must be stopped!

[Anonymous No.]

Cherish Hellhounds, Love Hellhounds, Headpats for good girls. and belly rubs for girls who learn to use a knife and fork correctly.

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>>45592968
I always knew they were white.

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>>45592961
niggger what the fuck? why is that vg?

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>>45592979
Don't try and play dumb, faggot.

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>>45592979
It's not. Just someone trying to stir the pot. Report and ignore.

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>>45592955
Cute art

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>>45592964
It's too late, anon. We should just submit to our loving overlords. Go on without me if you must. Save yourself.

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>>45592991
Read the filename.

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>>45592998
He knows. No point in trusting gachafags when it's already known Mick is friends with them. Best to just call them the cancer they are since it's not like faggot mods will do shit.

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>>45592998
I'm going to be honest, that did not enlighten me in the slightest.
Is it a video game character or something? I'm pretty insulated from a lot of internet stuff thank God so I don't really know much about vtubers or gatcha shit. I've posted VTubers before without even knowing they were vtubers

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>>45593007
>I'm going to be honest, that did not enlighten me in the slightest.
maybey it was suppose to be troon snake?

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>he's still trying to play dumb
Well at least he's committed to being retarded.

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>>45593009
I am genuinely really confused what does that have to do with /vg/? You can also be trans and not be a part of that place I get this place doesn't really like trans people but still

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>>45593015
Sorry anon, I am quite frankly on par with wurms please explain

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>>45593029
Instead of being off topic and giving the troll attention, why not talk about literally anything else?

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>>45593029
>>45593040
>replying to yourself still
Begone, gachafaggot.

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>>45593040
Sorry, I'm dumb

Which girls would be most dangerous to get sweater napped by? I wanna say horc and kej

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>>45593016
Alright I'll spoonfeed you. It's Roon, a character from Azur Lane, monsterized into a lamia. No, I'm not gonna tell you what Azur Lane is, you can look it up yourself.

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>>45593065
Holst.
You could actually die from suffocation if she's not careful.

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>>45593065
Good choices. Don't forget cold-blooded girls. Once she has you as her daki she won't let you go.
And demons. Stuck in their sweater while they apply the dressed kiss correction.

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>>45593068
He knows, retard. Just read the replies, he's just replying to himself to act like posting gacha trash is okay.

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>>45593089
*Dreaded
Fuck. I've got demon kisses on the brain.

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>>45593097
I mean, dressed kisses make sense, since she's wearing a sweater.
And if she's Canadian, they could be All Dressed Kisses that she uses to feed you potato chips!

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>>45593096
Do something about it

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>>45593118
Thanks for finally going mask off, dumbass. That didn't take you long.

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Either do something about it or shut the fuck up, shitposter

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>>45593120
That was not me, I genuinely had no idea what that girl was from.
>>45593089
Oh what I wouldn't give to be a lamias daki. It sounds so comfy, kiss correction from demons would mindbreak me. Imagine being forced to smell their perfume and feel their warmth in the current weather, you'd never be able to leave.
>>45593085
Imagine miss holst having to explain that to the lich doctor

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Post zapweasels. Or knifeweasels
Post weasels

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>>45593113
>And if she's Canadian, they could be All Dressed Kisses that she uses to feed you potato chips!
I don't think I understand, but who doesn't love potato chips.
What sort of kisses would make you happiest? Soft kisses? Passionate? Hypnotic? Dominant?
So many ways for her to love you.

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>>45593151
>Oh what I wouldn't give to be a lamias daki. It sounds so comfy, kiss correction from demons would mindbreak me. Imagine being forced to smell their perfume and feel their warmth in the current weather, you'd never be able to leave.
Very true. I think not being able to leave is the point. Gentle, loving kiss correction as you spend the day in bed with her. Letting all that perfume and pleasure melt you away. Waking up the next morning covered in lipstick marks.

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>>45593153
putting the pole in polecat

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>>45593153
Sorry. Rata is my rodent of choice

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>>45593153
too dangerous

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>>45593163
All Dressed if a potato chip flavor that is unique to Canada. I WAS DOIN' A WORDPLAY.

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>>45593261
Ah, sorry I'm an uncultured PNWer. I wish to try them one day.

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Demons should submit to me

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No Monster can take my virginity because none can beat me in a dance battle.

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>>45593294
Why deny yourself the joy of letting go and allowing someone else to care for you?

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>>45593327
Because I don't need to be taken care of and I like the idea of being a normal human bossing a powerful monster around until she snaps from frustration

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Krampus wife soon....

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>>45593327
NTA but I prefer supporting my wife rather than being totally submissive and beholden to her. Sure, I'll pamper her so goddamn hard her head will spin sometimes but she's working hard to make sure her mom's dreams of a better world are brought about. She deserves it. I have no interest in being anything like a pet or a child.

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>>45593065
Getting sweaternapped by a kej would be great; Maybe she'd wear an oversized kimono and tighten the sash once she has you under wraps.

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>>45590201
Greenwormanon pushed them because he genuinely enjoyed them and made original content for them. The current spammer is just latching onto the siths as an excuse to spam furry images in order to fuck up the thread. He's probably one of our older resident shitposters like the guy who would spam pickle rick or giantess stuff trying a different tactic they may all be the same person too. One is done out of an interest to engage with the hobby, the other is done out of spite and resentment.

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>>45593364
Fair enough.
>>45593385
>I prefer supporting my wife rather than being totally submissive and beholden to her
Also fair, though even as a pet you can love and support your wife. Even the most submissive husband should strive to make his wife feel as happy and loved as she does for him, and contribute to the relationship and life together.

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So anon, do you and your monsterfu air out your genitals together?

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>>45593423
I don't think we ever had an issue with greenworm anon. I think he still posts here too. He's had lots of cute stuff made for an otherwise less popular girl and seems happy. Genuine waifufriends have always been welcome.

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Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, today is the day you pair up with a Kramus.
Marrying today brings good fortune!

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>>45593450
>even as a pet

Nah, my Lim needs me able to support her as more than just some submissive boytoy. How can we create the most prosperous of all Mamono Realms if I'm a useless pile of garbage sitting at home waiting for her to finish up her work so I can spend the rest of the day servicing her? I'll be by her side the whole way. Y'all can enjoy that pet BS.

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>>45593416
Snuggling with a beeg monster under her clothing is so cute and comfy and intimate... I genuinely don't think I would be able to resist a sweaternapping. Being plunged into darkness, being squished against a mamono's soft body, and smothered in warmth would sap the strength out of me.

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>>45593497
>a useless pile of garbage
Was that really necessary? You didn't need to be an ass about it.

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>>45593516
You're right, that was hurtful. Sorry Anon, I should have phrased that a little better.

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>>45593416
So what's her hair doing while her husband is hapless?

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>>45593089
>demons training you to cum just from long, sloppy makeout sessions
hhhhhh

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>>45593529
Thanks. Hopefully one day we can both live our best lives.

[Anonymous No.]

I tire of the fantasy world. I'm going into space to smuggle spice and dodge the dragon in charge of the local military

[Anonymous No.]

The only Demon I want is a Justice from Helltaker Demon

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>>45593665
>1 off from 666
Not this year anon sorry

[Anonymous No.]

>Order Inquisitor comes up with brilliant new idea to stop Monsters from claiming the essence of men
>he invests a fortune of his coffers into magical research and has his scientific minds create a pocket realm contained in an innocuous crystal ball and calls Angels to bless it with with soul meddling Holy magic of the Chief God that Demonic Mana cannot remove
>he now has an insidious weapon to fight against the spread of corruption with
>when a Lilim leads her army to the city he's in charge of, she finds it completely barren and depopulated, everyone is gone
>her Monster army searches the streets but finds no humans anywhere
>she eventually realizes the Inquisitor is holding his position in his fortress with his troops and reveals what he'd done
>he trapped everyone in the city inside the pocket realm crystal he forged by forcing their souls in and now they can't escape
>all those humans, men who have never gotten to know the joy of love and marriage, women who can no longer be turned into Monsters and children who have barely lived for long alike trapped inside
>evil Inquisitor reveals the crystal is very fragile, and even dropping it from hand height would destroy it, and if it is destroyed then all the souls inside vanish for good thanks to the holy magic of the Chief God
>he uses this to force the Lilim to withdraw her army on the threat of breaking the crystal and reveals that only an Angel could undo the enchantment keeping the souls trapped inside and free them
>however, corrupted and Fallen Angels cannot, only an Angel in service of the Chief God could
>Inquisitor makes the Lilim commander's heart sink further by revealing he has a plan to further mass produce the weapon to distribute across the Order, a weapon that would turn the tide of the war against the Mamono Lord easily in the Chief God's favor by denying Monsters humans, but he won't so long as she cooperates with him
>he demands the Lilim and her Monsters leave back to the Mamono Realm and cede all captured cities and kingdoms they've taken back to the Order or else he shatters the pocket realm crystal and kills tens of thousands
>all the while, the Inquisitors personal Valkyrie is trying to remain neutral on this
>trying to remain loyal to the Order and Chief God
>but silently, she feels for the Inquisitor's hostages and a part of her is consciously screaming
>urging her to betray him and free those soul from their potential oblivion
>even at the cost of betraying the Chief God and abandoning the Order

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>>45593537
Mama's little kiss-addict

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>>45593674
These Montsflix shows are getting tense.

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>>45593674
Nah the CG would likely be fine with the Valk betraying him since that feels a bit too close to playing God there and they ain't fond of humans being like that.

[Anonymous No.]

Well, it's time for bed. Got my comfy flannel pajamas on, got a brand new comforter and flannel blanket and I've got a sleepy dog and cat. All I'm missing is a Lim to snuggle. Sure would be nice if I had one.

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>>45593537
>Demons training scared Order peasants/earth men into happy boytoys with long, sloppy makeout sessions
>Demons that use the most sensual and depraved sex positions such as the Lotus to thoroughly enthrall their lovers
>Demons that use their arms, wings, and tail to snuggle and ensnare men's hearts and bodies

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>>45593702
Good night anon. Dream of victorious escapades and formation of your glorious realm.

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>>45593699
If you ignore the fact the CG was fine with humans being routinely slaughtered in droves for all her reign maybe. I think she'd be completely supportive of a crazy inquisitor who might actually help her reverse the DL's new status quo.

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>>45593705
Lotus position should be illegal for any monster with black sclera. That much eye contact is too much

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>>45593705
>Demons are stumped by a particularly stubborn man who calls their culture "patronizing"
>He just wants to keep working his peasant job and be left alone
>Demon General is seething cause she thinks he was the cutest one and now he has to be all difficult and stupid like all humans are!
>Rest of the monsters leave their general to her tantrum and begin the plan to have the man accept a date with her.

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>>45593721
Anon, again. You forget how prideful Gods can be and the current CG is a shonen/shojou anime watching NEET so I still think the Valk would go full betrayal and nobody would care

[Anonymous No.]

Tingly raiju hugs
No wait, that's just the paralysis setting in

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>>45593725
next patch maybe

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>>45593725
Imagine. The slowest, most tender full-body cuddlefuck. We're talking excruciatingly slow. Building and building while your mind goes blank under the unbearable pleasure as your bodies gently grind together. And all the while she's staring into your eyes, with those black sclera. Full of so much love and desire for you that everything else ceases to matter. Not to mention the tender makeouts while you moaning each other's mouths. That pleasure rising while you both drown in each other until you both reach the tipping point and ascend to heaven.
Coming down from your highs while she holds you in her arms, wings and tail. And then doing it again.
How could anyone hope to resist?

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>>45593509
Keeping his arms bound and teasing him. The tantalizing fragrance of her hair combined with her sweat is a dangerous combination.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45593766
It's okay. Why hurry to get out of bed?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45593824
but work...

[Anonymous No.]

Spanish minotaurs

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>>45593781
This just reminded me of Android 21

[Anonymous No.]

German holstaurs

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>>45593882
No work. Only electric cuddles for the indeterminate future

[Anonymous No.]

>>45593882
Futon ghost just wants to spend as much time getting as cozy as possible with you.

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>>45593882
with a wife like that you're not getting out of bed for the goddamn apocalypse much less work

[Anonymous No.]

>>45593795
>How could anyone hope to resist?
Locked away in the vaults of the church of eros is a forbidden manual to maximize resistance stats for affection. With the right team it can be stolen

[Anonymous No.]

If monsters invaded I would simply ignore them and go about my day. They'd never expect that!

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>>45593909
>"Honey..."
>ZAP
>"Uuuhhf. I-I really have to-"
>ZAP
>"Ahhhh. H-have to-"
>ZAP
>~ <3 ~
>"... Stay in bed with you"
>...
>...
>ZAP

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>>45593968
Just for that last one I'm gonna pretend her zaps hurt next time

[Anonymous No.]

you will not find yourselves in the garden,
among the growing plants
your lives are not circular like theirs --
your lives are the bird's flight,
which begins and ends in stillness

[Anonymous No.]

>>45593950
Could you really ignore some chesh trying to get you to sign her petition? She'll go postal

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>>45593948
I don't know, anon. I heard the last group that tried tripped the alarm and got trapped in the room while it filled with pink gas. The lewd faces they made with their new wives afterwards were plastered all over town for weeks.

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>>45594011
Shouldn't have been so conductive if you don't wanna get zapped

[Anonymous No.]

>>45593950
>try to ignore
>she just drapes herself over you
>all the while whispering "Sexo plz" in your ear constantly
no man can take that kind of torture

[Anonymous No.]

>>45594021
What's a Chesh? You mean that lady with the purple hair? Eh, not interested in signing a petition especially when I know nothing about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45594013
I had to Google that. The Seven Ages, right? Have you actually read that?
I am continuously impressed how smart and nuanced some of you are. I wish I was half as clever and well read.

[Anonymous No.]

Once you are sweaternapped, escape is impossible. Beware!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45594090
ah, no. it's no shakespeare, and i'm not well read on him anyways. thank you, though, that's very nice of you to say. it's just a verse from a glück poem I like - 'retreating wind' - though i can see how you would make that mistake. if you can tolerate poetry at all, give The Wild Iris a read, i thought it was very moving.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45594124
>scape is impossible
Oh no!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45594155
it's too late!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45594153
I'll grab a copy. Thanks friend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45594165
I'll have no choice but to use my secret weapon! After I kiss her she'll surely let me go.

[Anonymous No.]

im not ready for sex yet. i just want a gyaru monster to introduce me to cuddling first

[Anonymous No.]

>>45594211
They'll cuddle you alright, they'll cuddle you good

[Anonymous No.]

>>45594220
He needs to out some glasses on and start talking about a trading card game so the swarm loses interest

[Anonymous No.]

>>45590913
Green is best

[Anonymous No.]

>One more dream about the friends I lost thank to my hubris and alcohol consumption
I hate Christmas, this year even more. When did you start to hate it too? Pic unrelated

[Anonymous No.]

>>45594267
Well I had a dream where I found a Kazuo Ishiguro novel in my comic book collection, explain that Ratafucker

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45594211
You will get cuddlesex and you WILL be happy

[Anonymous No.]

Does high refresh rates and or frames per second really matter in monster girl encyclopedia? Would it affect your chances and rate of being captured and struck by a monster girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45594363
Yes and no, it's junky and you better off with specialized build. Personally I dumped all my points in TOM

[Anonymous No.]

My insomnia is too strong for any mpnster to defeat. Not even the fluffiest of hellhounds

[Anonymous No.]

Monsters cannot defeat North Korea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45594443
that's because they secretly run it from the shadows.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45594525
That is subversion and a hostile act against the state and would result in ten years of hard labor. Mamonos are strong, but the Supreme Leader is stronger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45594533
i support the true secret supreme dear leader aka druella

[Anonymous No.]

>>45594443
It's going to be Polove 2.0

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never be the summer king and rule other your ghoul kingdom.
Portal now

[Anonymous No.]

>>45594670
Summer king? But anon it's Christmas eve!

[Anonymous No.]

Practicing lactomancy on my unwitting mob succubus assistant, that'll show those minotaurs that laughed when I asked them out on a date!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45594728
He's referencing the ghoul king in Warhammer

[Anonymous No.]

I hope you've all been good boys and Alps this year anons

[Anonymous No.]

>>45594404
Your Automaton doesn't have to sleep, you can play with her all night.

[Anonymous No.]

>Demon finds person who is incredibly miserable and seriously depressed/physically disabled
>Draws up a contract with one line
>"Let me help you"
ambulance chasing demons are the worst.

[Anonymous No.]

toadline kobolds

[Anonymous No.]

i think more monsters should advertize their kissing prowess.

[Anonymous No.]

i think more monsters should advertize their facesitting prowess

[Anonymous No.]

>>45595092
SQUASHED AND SLAMMED
>that one toadline kobold named Alp who isn't even a former human and was a genuine monstergirl from birth, they just named her that because they thought it was funny

[Anonymous No.]

i think more momsters should advertize their sweaternapping prowess.

[Anonymous No.]

i think more monsters should advertise on my tavern's news bulletin

[Anonymous No.]

>>45595098
Massive Minotaurs with lipstick

[Anonymous No.]

>>45595100
Wide brimmed hatter

[Anonymous No.]

>>45595135
What kind of beer do you serve?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45595200
Old speckled Oni IPA
Horc County Ale
Abess
Ogre Town Black Stout
Ogre Town High Quality Swill
Hair of the Kiki
Hellhound Lager
Yardjub IPA
Guiness

[Anonymous No.]

>>45595253
Nice but it's missing french beer

[Anonymous No.]

>>45595253
Nice but it's missing french beer : cuve des trolls

[Anonymous No.]

>>45595283
What monsters want french beer?
I get mainly rowdy onis, ogres, minos, tired alcoholic maidos and some others.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45595301
It's not french, it's a Belgian beer
>>45595303
Beast girls living in the mountains or in cold area.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45595317
hmm i hope they won't get attacked by my vaguely british sounding ogres and onis for drinking that.
then again, they are usually a pretty friendly bunch - as long as the drinks are cheap.

[Anonymous No.]

I'll take 5 minos to go please. Preferably with some tan, but not too dark. Lean but not too muscular. No older than 30. And anywhere from 5'6" to 6'6".

[Anonymous No.]

>>45595340
Put a frog and and ogre around a table with beers and they will be friend at end of the night

[Anonymous No.]

>>45595340
>>45595303
How do you stop brawling drunk ogres and onis?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45595377
I regret to inform you that we only have 4 of such minos in stock. Would you like a fit, tanned holstaur tomboy instead? We can offer a discount.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45595425
I'll just take the 4 minos then
Unless you can supply me with 4 holsts that are soft-spoken. I gotta maintain the balance if we're going to introduce holsts into the mix.

[Anonymous No.]

Being alone on Christmas Eve is illegal, explain to miss bunyip why are you disrespecting the law

[Anonymous No.]

>>45595454
We do have those plenty. You may choose from a wide variety of holstaurs, or just take the ones most similar to your previous request.
The aformentioned holstaur would also fit your criteria, so she would be more than happy to one of the 4.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45595497
I'm going to see family though

[Anonymous No.]

>>45595377
what about the fat shortstack minos

[Anonymous No.]

>>45595720
I'm of the belief that minos should be lean and muscular, just like in the MGE profile. So no. Fat shortstack is better suited for holsts. But even then, if I were to go for a fat shortstack, it'd prefer it be a goat, like the Neighbor Baphomet character.

>>45595538
Yes, I'll take the 4 minos as previously mentioned, and for the 4 holsts, I'll take 4 as well, so long as they're soft-spoken and well-endowed, the other traits don't matter so much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45593423
I used to just post siths but was asked to expand outside of mge. It's okay, I have a few artists I like and it fills the voids of my old greentexts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45595882
I'll supply extra minos for free.
Just pick them up as they're leaving my tavern.
Literally pick them up.
They can't stand by themselves they are too sloshed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45595497
Because a sandworm has yet to eat my me and my house.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45595882
Why a fat shortstacks? I like fit/tomboy shortstacks with medium boobs. Perfect body for barn cat

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

fucking Hagville man. i just wanted to pick up some last minute christmas cake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45596039
Why are foxes like this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45596032
dworf sensei > haku sensei

[Anonymous No.]

heres your present bro

[Anonymous No.]

I've tried to warn you all for years that foxes are evil and to not associate with them.

Why anyone would still pursue them is beyond me. They're literally just discount werewolves. Seriously, just go and get yourself a werewolf or some other wolf girl. At least they're loyal and more considerate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45596142
Weird, that's what I got last year too, and for my birthday, and for father's day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45596155

[Anonymous No.]

>>45596142
Could be worse, I can settle with a white snake

[Anonymous No.]

>>45596155
>"..."
>"oh hi honey~"
>"mind telling me about those foxphobic comments you made on 4mon?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>45596465
dammit, forgot the pic

[Anonymous No.]

>>45596155
>They're literally just discount werewolves.
No, they are actually reskinned skunk girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>45596483
you call this a 'sloppa?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45596530
Some people like the smell. Want to get really in there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45596483
AI slop

[Anonymous No.]

>>45596619
>AI generated
Yikes!

[Anonymous No.]

i love my zipanese wife and all, but having fried chicken on christmas just feels... wrong

[Anonymous No.]

>>45596619
AI has come insanely far.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45596672
Not really. It still has a lot of errors
>6 digits on the one hand
>underboob hair in wrong spot
>Deformed foot claw on the right side
>Collar is disjointed
>Eye flames now coming from her chest hair
>Pupils different sizes
I could go on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45596735
Can you do better?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45596672
its over for meatbags

[Anonymous No.]

>>45596651
Having fried chicken always feels right to me.
BUT
At least in the US, I'd say KFC is the LAST fast food franchise I'd go to for fried chicken. It's genuinely confusing that it got so big over in Japan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45596760
Yes, I would most certainly be able to put things in their correct spots.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45596801
Why couldn't you just post your work?

[Anonymous No.]

Post pics of horny hellhounds please!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45596785
Outside the US quality tends to skyrocket. Actual quality control on their food

[Anonymous No.]

>>45596760
Even if he scribbles a few stick figures in MS paint it will be far more interesting than this ai slop. Even with new art style compared to the previous SD glossy mess, it feels so sterile and empty. I saw like 10 pictures of this new model and I'm already getting sick of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45596870
My american friend once brought over a load of american sweets. They're pretty much inedible.
Just accept the KFC christmas and be happy it isn't 80% fructose syrup.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45596870
>>45596785
General rule of thumb in the States is to go for local restaurants. The large chains are abysmally bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>chance meeting with my old teacher Miss Hakutaku in a coffee shop at the MGC mall
>she seems oddly happy to see me and strikes up a chat right away
>asks me if I used what I learned in her classes to get a job
>she's very happy when I tell her about how I landed a position as a bookkeeper
>she asks me if I've gotten hooked up with any pretty lady yet
>she frowns and grimaces at me when I tell her I'm still single
>the way her face scrunches up, almost in disdain, when I tell her I don't try dating at all
>think I hear her grit teeth behind her lips when I mention not wanting a girlfriend or children because I think it's too much of a hassle
>she suddenly smiles and chuckles and then cuts the conversation short, says she has to run
>asks where I live at and I tell her my apartment but not the suite
>leaved in a hurry before I can ask why
I don't know why teach seemed so mad when I answered her question. I mean she seems perfectly fine with admitting she's never had a relationship before and she's already over 500 years old. Do old hags like her just get offended at the idea of young men like me not wanting to date or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45596930
you'll know why soon enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45596760
>>45596892
Until AI can correct the obvious errors and start pumping out art that is unique, I won't bother with it. It just has no soul. And I say this as someone who isn't a friend to artists and their absurd prices for commissions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45596930
>monster asks where you live
Uh oh

[Anonymous No.]

how do you avoid rape as a delivery driver in mgc?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45597154
Why would you want to avoid rape as a delivery driver in MGC?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45597154
1. Be married.
2. Don't NOT be married.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45597154
Easy. Just leave the package on the welcome mat and leave a sign notice stuck to their door, ring the doorbell and GTFO, you don't have to have them sign they can sign the notice and turn it in or not and your job is done either way. Just make sure you're driving off before they open the door.

[Anonymous No.]

Worms Armageddon?

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder to impregnate your monsterfu! she needs YOU to continue her bloodline!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45597242
banana bomb

[Anonymous No.]

>>45596785
Nip Kfc gets made by Nip hands.
>funny it doesnt taste like niggers

[Anonymous No.]

>>45597247
from where the eggs come from

[Anonymous No.]

>>45597389
Ovipositor

[Anonymous No.]

>>45597389
Sometimes when a mommy echidna and a daddy echidna love each other VERY MUCH, a stork harpy brings them an egg as a symbol of that love.

[Anonymous No.]

which one of you dumbfucks maxed out their TOM stat? there is a legion of cats outside my house and theyre all trying to steal my.fucking aphrodisiacs. turn off your fucking aura you bumbling moron

[Anonymous No.]

>>45597431
>daddy echidna
?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45597450
Nope. I'm too strong now

[Anonymous No.]

>>45597455
>tfw his echidna wife doesn't call him Daddy.

[Anonymous No.]

mgs who: are small, young, provocative towards adults or their superiors, are full of self-confidence & assertive about it, and have a tendency to be temptresses/teases.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45597247
I don't like eggs.

[Anonymous No.]

Is it considered abuse to put off milking your holst until she gets too huge?

[Anonymous No.]

i desire miss haku as mine wife

[Anonymous No.]

Are all mgs evil?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45597652
But Anon, Miss Haku is fundamentally unsuited to work in the mines! She is an educated cow, not some mino built to dig coal!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45597686
yes, thats a good thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>45597699
Running a mine requires a good head for numbers

[Anonymous No.]

>>45597699
but i need someone to tell if the place I opened up was something important or is it ok or me to use some tnt to keep going

[Anonymous No.]

>>45597686
If evil, why hot?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45597686
Yes, especially Titanias

[Anonymous No.]

when she says....

[Anonymous No.]

>>45597686
Yes. That's why it's your duty to hunt them down and end them.
Remember, being raped is temporary but the bond between the defenders of humanity is eternal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45597686
yes, but they can be redeemed
with your dick

[Anonymous No.]

>>45597569
Nigger kot

[Anonymous No.]

>>45597889
and then we get ELFD

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

jungle choco or desert choco?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45598227
yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>45598227
desert

[Anonymous No.]

Thigh sex with office lady demon wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>45598227
Pretty sure cacao comes from jungles, not deserts, baka.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45598227
Snow choco?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45598289
thats just white choco

[Anonymous No.]

Consider.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45598271
Not with that attitude

[Anonymous No.]

>>45593423
Likely somebody from the place that shall not be named since there's quite a lot of furries there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45598404
Voldemort?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45598439
No, the place that shall not be named.
Voldemorts house.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45597889
>>45598092
I’d like to see a honest-to-goodness Order Paladin get Dark ELF’D. Wonder what that would look like, plausibly? How long would it take them to become a true compatible pair, and how could it happen? Afaik:
>Paladin meets elf
>E:”I’m going to keep you in my sex dungeon~”
>P:”Never, have at ye!”
>P gets btfo and bdsm’d
>P: ”Uuuuohhhh frack my faith! Doggy want elf titties 4aver!”
is the canon answer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45598477
Elves are just humans with pointed ears so it's okay.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45598490
Renouncing your knightly responsibilities for delf tang is a legitimate option? Sounds as legitimate an option as letting your soulmate/pet wade through leagues of sharp murder metal on a daily basis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45598269

[Anonymous No.]

what if reverse hebi
she is like bicorn in personality

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45598227
Tundra choco

[Anonymous No.]

>>45593674
>wake up
>scroll down
>see this
mind if i continue it?
>lilim commander goes into a rage and tries to teleport to the inquisitor
>he blocks her spell, laughs, and drops the crystal ball
>at that instant the valkyrie makes up her mind
>kicks the inquisitor out of the way, grabs the crystal ball, and undoes its magic. the city streets start repopulating
>the entire city and the DL army has their eyes on her. shit...
>the inquisitor regains his bearings
>"how dare you! the will of the chief goddess is to eradicate demons and monsters. this betrayal has set the war effort back, and possibly taken our one chance at turning the tides of war. your actions are unjust in the eyes of god, and will be meet with appropriate punish-"
>the inquisitor tries to stand up, she kicks him back down.
>"my actions are unjust? what about yours. you were prepared to kill a whole city of innocent civilians! the chief goddess doesnt want that, it only makes you as bad as the violent monsters of old."
>"oh my dear valkyrie. have you forgotten that lust is just as much of a sin as wrath? monsters are still as bad as they were before. only the form of their evil has changed"
>"forgotten, i have not. but nobody has to die to punish the demons, especially not civilians."
>"blasphemer! demons. demons have to die... or at the very least pushed to hell. if we have to sacrifice some lives then thats just the cost of progress "
>"no sacrifices have to, nor will they be made. i will testify for my actions in front of heaven and let them judge me, but i find you to be guilty of wrath in the eyes of god. i'll make your end swift and merciful"
>her blade glows red as she prepares to behead him
>...
>she cant do it. was just this enough to turn her into a monster?
>... it doesnt matter anymore. she grabs the inquisitor and flies down to the lilim, kicking him onto the ground for a third time.
>"his research is in that building, destroy it. i have matters to attend to elsewhere."
>the valkyrie teleports with a beam of light, the inquisitor has a genuine look of terror on his face
>"n-now we can talk about this, if you let me go i'll destroy my research and-"
>his offer, was in fact, not taken

>later, in heaven
>the valkyrie is in front of a group of greater angel judges
>"in the eyes of the chief goddess we find you... not guilty."
>"wait. seriously? but i betrayed the order."
>"the order, yes. but not heaven. you saved countless civilians from a wrathful person. you also talked about a part of you screaming, was that not the voice of our god guiding you?"
>"i... i suppose it was. so im free to go then?"
>...
>"im free to go, right?"
>"your soul has been tainted by the magic of monsters. im sorry."
>"... oh. i'll uh... go do it elsewhere then, so that people dont have to watch me die..."
>"wait."
>"?"
>"since your corruption has been a result of you doing good, we are willing to let you go. your divine link will be severed, but you'll be free to go wherever you want. we trust that in spite of your situation, you'll continue to do good"
>"thank you. i'll never forget today"
>"the only condition is that once you leave you may never return to heaven. if you do then we cannot guarantee a reaction as open as this one"
>"i understand. i guess this is goodbye then"
>as she's clearing out her house in heaven, the valkyrie thinks.
>she'll be able to go wherever and do whatever. she could indulge in any sin she wanted, she could join the order again or dive deep into the mamano realms, she could stay in some unoccupied territory and make her own settlement, she...
>she's just not sure if all this was worth it. if she made the right decision.
>the valkyrie uses her remaining divine power to peer back at the city she saved
>its perfect union, humans and monsters are getting along just fine. people are dancing and singing, shopping and dining, some couples are walking in the park while others are 'busy'.
>she smiles and finishes packing up her belongings.
>the valkyrie teleports back to the surface, ready to begin a new life.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>Demons when they find out I have a being loved fetish

[Anonymous No.]

What'd happen if you tried to sneak into a monster city by wearing a woman's clothes (like in other media)

[Anonymous No.]

>>45598998
some friendly mamono would come up and ask you how many shotas you raped today

[Anonymous No.]

i'd just ask how can i find a wurm while being level one and being in the starter town

[Anonymous No.]

>>45598998
accidentally walk straight into the dhampir trying to avoid detection by wearing a guy's clothes.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45598998
how about you enter the gate like a normal person?
most monsters will flirt first

[Anonymous No.]

>tell elf wife I want her to wear something sexy
>give her a Christmas mall elf costume complete with the silly shoes

[Anonymous No.]

>>45599048
I am larping as a ninja/spy

[Anonymous No.]

Another lonely christmas
During this time, hagville is off limits for your safety

[Anonymous No.]

>>45599089
im kicking the door in and sleeping in a ditch

[Anonymous No.]

>>45599114
Your entire future will be contained within a large soft-fabric garment

[Anonymous No.]

>>45599015
"Oh, no! I am in mortal danger from this... rock... thingy!"
>Wait a few moments.
>The earth beneath you begins to rumble sexily.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45598970
Yes, yes, come to mommy and suckle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45599070
>t. alp response
YWNBAKunoichi

[Anonymous No.]

>>45599030
I'm starting to think that angels aren't that different from demons after all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45599147
>wurm appears with massive fanfare
>She says
>HI :D

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>Once upon a time, there was a wurm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45599236
>she ate a chunk of asphalt

[Anonymous No.]

A goliath arachne found out that I have arachnophobia and now she's determined to cure it. What do I do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45599257
>then she drank some crude oil

[Anonymous No.]

>>45599260
Let her suck the fear out through your penis

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

I belong inside of a hag sweater

[Anonymous No.]

>>45599189
Demons come from angels so yeah

[Anonymous No.]

>>45599289
Actually, she drinks crude oil and shits asphalt. She's adorable that way!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45599260
Post pics or it didn't happen!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45595128
Kidnapping random men on the street is no way to satisfy your maternal urges.

[Anonymous No.]

>oh god I'm cumming to hag footjobs!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45599308
Please.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45599260
Suck the poison out of her fangs before she gets the chance to bite you.

[Anonymous No.]

>oh god I'm cumming to druellas ears!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45599411
Posts like this are why monster girls rape.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

papilion will suck your pillion

[Anonymous No.]

>>45599499
mwee

[Anonymous No.]

>>45599499
Papilion will get plaped.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45599511
>hug greenworm when she ate alot of burgers
>she traps you into her pupate cocoon for few months
this is bullshit

[Anonymous No.]

We always talk about OL demons but what about creepy horror demons?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45599377
well how else are you supposed to do it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45599451
And that's a good thing.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

always check if your weapon is living
get your weapon cleaning kit
and starting cleaning it
if it turns red its alive

[Anonymous No.]

I talk shit about foxes a lot, but the truth is if one came onto me, I'd melt like putty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45599707
>pour oil on the blade
>carefully, firmly start polishing the metal
>it moans

[Anonymous No.]

>>45593089
>>45593537
>>45593676
I am extremely weak to mommy shit and kisses, especially lipstick marks. Is there any way to resist demons that know exactly what you're into?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45599377
Exacly. I think they should kidnapp me instead,

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Fuck you guys. Because of you people I'm now into old ladies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45599760
Good boy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45599760
But will your fascination survive the portals and 2D->3D conversion?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45599760
its easy to like old ladies when they look like in mid 20s

[Anonymous No.]

>>45599760
Welcome to the club.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45599395
>>45599750

[Anonymous No.]

>>45599808
mid 20 could mean 26, which rounded up would be 30, which could be expressed as 3x years old, which could be described as "several decades old"
https://files.catbox.moe/137p6m.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>kept talking about hags
>hags now a regular thing
Hags may be extremely powerful, but so am I!
See you at the bad end bar!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45599854
hags have always been a thing because it appeals to this threads mommy fetish because they're broken as fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45599847
>me trying to explain to a fox hag why she should treat me like a mature adult

[Anonymous No.]

>>45599805
>>45599816
words cannot describe how much i need to have a fox wrap her tails around me while we cuddle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45598894
Cringe, felt like the inquisitor was right.

[Anonymous No.]

How did the mg Economy work?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45599886
They sell jars of semen. The only thing of value.
Gather all the semen, mix it together, and create a semen potion to give you superpowers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45599865
>surely a serious adult man like you will manage to hold in his white pee, right?
>... oh I forgot it's now your third time in the last 5 minutes
>now be a good boy and give mommy at least two more shots before we move on to the main course

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45599886
>get a hubby
>make him cum in the wage cage
>???
>profit

[Anonymous No.]

>>45598894
I was rooting for the inquisitor, he just applied chief goddess's orders and get punished for it. Feels really unfair

[Anonymous No.]

>>45599918
It's munchin' time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45599918
indulging older mamono in their schoolgirl fantasies is good and ethical.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45599905
>semen incontinence
that's a new one. hags will really take any excuse to treat you like a kid, huh?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45599959
>semen incontinence
The end result of your momster feeding you too much corruption fruit and sticky mushrooms.

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>>45599918
Miss Jabberwock, Devourer of Dormice and Glutton of Jubjubs

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>>45599959
I mean, how is she supposed to treat you seriously if she was born before even your great-great-great-great-great grandfather? she was also pulling the strings all that time making sure your ancestors end up with correct partners to produce a perfect boytoy in the end

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>Boytoy
I hate this word, feels totally devoid of love. It's like if I call my chesh, slut or onahole, feels wrong and mean.

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>>45599984
>lose control of your dick
>leak semen uncontrollably
>have no choice but to plug it into your monster mom 24/7 unless you want to make a mess

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>>45600002
>It's like if I call my chesh, slut or onahole
But that's what gives her heart pupils, ya dingus

[Anonymous No.]

>>45599918
mamono high should invest more into 'wockproof furniture

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>>45600002
I am okay with my cait sith wife calling me boytoy. It's all I am good for.

[Anonymous No.]

>gameshow like takeshi's castle but all the water is replaced with hag pits
>contestant barely manages to hold onto a door during the maze
>hag grabs his leg
>camera has to pan away as anon's screams slowly fade into the distance

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>Snugglebug
I hate this word, feels totally devoid of sex. It's like if I call my jub, cuddleslut or hugmuffin, feels wrong and mean

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>>45600004
>need hours of vigorous, sweaty, hip-shaking sex with mama to even be able to go out in public without making a mess of your pants for a few hours
hnnngggggggg

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>>45599886
Like a normal economy would. They still trade in coin for goods but there are some goods ( usually Realmsilver or Arachne Silk ) that fetch a prettier price than your bog standard fare. There's nothing to indicate outside of the primacy of sex that mamono society is too different than humans.

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>>45600045
wanna a demon to tease me for being a huge slut for affection. kiss addict. cuddleslut. love spoiled boytoy

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>>45600073
boring. Gets kcs cock out of your mouth and be creative.

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>>45600073
Exactly, imagine all the work we will have to install internet on the other side. I can already feels the dread and suicidal pulse created by managing printers in the Mamono's custom

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>>45600077
I heard living costs in Japan can be insane, KC must be thankful for being able to live in your head completely rent-free

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>>45600133

[Anonymous No.]

I love my lich wife!

[Anonymous No.]

Don't stop now.
We need more hag power

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>>45600133

[Anonymous No.]

hug the sluge

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>>45600133
Kek

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>>45600158
Go go sagger rangers!

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>>45600073
Something that I've wondered about is how labor would probably be much more valuable due to everyone fucking and the push for men to stay at home more. Most shops would most definitely be locally owned. The only time I really see super wealthy companies is if they're state owned and staffed or they're owned by a creeping coin. Largely would depend on where you are, as some mamono nations would be super hierarchical and authoritarian with some others not.

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>>45600165
if you're ever struggling to get married, remember: you can always go to the seaside and hug the sluge

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>>45600133
Goddamn anon it's 2023, almost 2024. It's been illegal to own niggas like that for nearly 160 years now.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't want to stay with auntie succ. She touches me in weird places.

[Anonymous No.]

nooooooo dont hold my hand succ!

[Anonymous No.]

There is no point for me to have a favorite monster
I will lose to a hag anyway

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>>45600189
>Your auntie succ is just the worst.
>Always touching your knees, calves, and feet.
>CONSTANTLY wondering if "My nephew needs a foot massage."
>Catch her drooling on them once when you give in and let her massage them.

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>>45600189
Imagine fuckingher while under her dress…..

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>>45600186
IS THAT- IS THAT- THE PRIME MINISTER OF JAPAN, THE BADASS BLOODTHIRSTY BADDIE, THE NOBEL-PRIZE WINNING PARAGON P-P-POWER???

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>>45600211
Degenerate older mamono with gross fetishes are hot

[Anonymous No.]

0 votes
0 downloads
0 potatoes
He really has it rough huh?

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>>45600238
Where do you vote?

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>>45600224
What fetishes would be considered "degenerate" for a mamono to have? Other than feet and butts I can't think of much else aside from some transformation shenanigans. Or you know, dark elves.

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>any last words anon?

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>>45600261
Big knees

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>>45600280
Pirates are cooler than ninjas, I regret nothing

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>>45600261
any obsession with a particular part of a boy's body probably counts. mamono obsessed with pits, hands, feet, butts, musk, hair, musk...

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>>45600280
"Don't suppose you have a little sister?"

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>>45600179
>Everybody fucking and a push for men to stay at home more
No more than they already do. While sex does take a precedence in their lives in a sort of eternal honeymoon phase of their marriage, mamono and their spouses still pursue whatever makes them happy.
>Most shops would be locally owned
Well, yes. Most medieval peasants or laymen would very rarely ever leave something like 20 miles radius of their hometown or homes in their life. While there is opportunity to travel in ways unimaginable in our world-- Be it magic or riding in your Shai-Hulud wife, or flight, etc. most people would still likely keep their business close to home with the exception of traveling merchants or scholars.
>The only time I really see super wealthy companies is if they're state owned and staffed or they're owned by a creeping coin.
I mean, there is a former human girl turned Succubus via the Prisoner Fruit who owns franchises of her bakery. Gyoubu-Danuki would be the ones the run mega corps because they know finances and are generally well traveled/have connections.
>Most nations would be heirarchical or authoritarian
Agree to disagree. Zipangu functions just fine and despite the problems between the extremists and the Jade Emperor in Not!China, stuff functions pretty normally when you remove the repressed sexual deviants that the Order tend to be.

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>>45600158
Tell me anon, what kind of hag is your favorite? Seductive and confident, or depressed and anxious? Maybe motherly and calm?

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>>45599886
>The Traditional Economy
Well, the way KC writes about it, the MGE world seems to be roughly in the renaissance era of tech, with some places (and some mamono, like gremlins and automatons) bringing it up to an industrial or steampunk level of tech.
So, you'd probably have the Mamono equivalent of the British or Dutch East India Companies, and things like that. Plus mamono kingdoms pushing for trade and colonies, especially when it comes to Order Kingdoms. Arguably, you can view Lescatie through this lens--maybe a kind of Admiral Perry thing.

>The Magic Economy
Additionally, KC goes into some detail around The Sabbath (magical research / technology), and into buying / selling mana. Mana likely gets used for different reasons by different magic users. Depending on your wife, you might be mostly SOL (e.g., devil bugs) or able to live like a king (e.g., phoenix) depending on the rarity and power of the mamono.

>The Marriage Economy
I'm not going to say that this is *slavery*, but there's likely a TON of ways that mamonos exchange goods and services for marriage, since a solid marriage can literally replace the need for food, water, and even sleep (with sex, but sex with your wife* is free!). Raffle contests, indentured servitude (both ways--Kikis might sell themselves into it, and dragons might demand this because they're too tsun-tsun to admit they need to get MERE'd), straight up contracts, matchmaking services, and so on.


*Some Danuki-related exclusions apply.

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>>45600376
Seductive, depressed, and motherly.
Oh, fuck, I do want my mother.

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>>45600376
Depressed and anxious with a dash of excessively desperate
With more or less a body of the image you've attached

[Anonymous No.]

I will only marry a monster who can make me laugh.

[Anonymous No.]

how would you like to get lvl drained

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>>45600403
The boogie with a book of dad jokes has been deployed

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>>45600412
like this
https://files.catbox.moe/bfcorn.png

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>>45600416
Bogie lacks comedic timing to make it big on the comedy circuit.

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>>45600295
That makes sense, I assumed most mamono would be smellfags because of the way most of them find a husband.
>any obsession with a particular part of a boy's body probably counts.
Feet, butts, and pits would probably be outliers but beelzebub and akaname exist so maybe it wouldn't be seen as too odd. Other than that probably one acting out of their species' particular appeal. Like a turbo masochist hellhound or dominatrix weresheep.

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>>45600376
Desperate.

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>>45600510
Very powerful hag

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>>45600133
Still salty?
the game will surely update today.

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>>45600510
>Yukari
I know she's a youkai and all and already technically a monster, but what species would fit the haggiest of all hags?

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>>45600179
>super wealthy companies
swingers companies. In a world of sex the most valuable thing you can sell is access to more pussy for bored couples.

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>>45600510
That woman has a hand coming out from inside her boob. That's at least a little worrisome.

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>>45600412
Like this
https://nhentai.net/g/272513/

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>>45600378
Who the fuck cares? God. I fucking hope the orders go and kill every last monster instead of all this.

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>>45600555
dark mage desu other than that, I could see some form of axolotl girl

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>>45600555
Going to say dragons and demons.

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>>45600605
dragon maybe, demon, hell no

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>>45600593
It's Christmas stop being such a bitch.

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>>45600690
I did not cast the first stone.

[Anonymous No.]

I need a succubus harem! And I need it NOW!

https://litter.catbox.moe/rziqon.jpg
https://litter.catbox.moe/l6hn1w.jpg

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>>45600694
Back to playing victim eh, mickey boy?

[Anonymous No.]

I have awoken. I dreamt that my Lim wife and I spent days building a park in our realm and infusing it with an excess of mana and essence until the rose bushes sprouted with silver roses whose scent was enough to calm people and whose petals could cure any disease and heal any wound. After the exhausting work, I collapsed onto a bench and watched as humans and monster alike came to view the Silver Garden. My Lim straddled my lap, kissed me on the forehead and told me she was proud of me. The rest of the dream got weird after that with the two of us going to Waffle House and having a serious debate about whether two chocolate chip waffles was better than one chocolate chip and one peanut butter chip waffle.

I am so glad that I resorted to dosing myself with melatonin to combat my insomnia because I wouldn't have these intensely lucid dreams otherwise.

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>>45600702
Why are their nipples out? Very Disrespectful.

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>>45600378
Selling myself to a lich as a test subject!

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>>45600739
Where does the alp empire come into this?

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>>45600716
You're very hypocritical.

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>>45599892
Source?

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>>45599987
We really need to get her a new niche. Maybe dropbombing onto people when she tries to fly and crushing them

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>>45600189
Did this guy break his hands or something? I swear he hasn't drawn anything all year

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>>45600803
https://exhentai.org/g/859765/faf197eae7/

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>>45598227
gotta be jungle. mainly because i hate dry places.

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>>45599147
>>rumble sexily
is she flirting in morse code down there

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I’m going to go to the Good End bar instead!

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>parents keep asking when they can expect grandchildren
>keep telling them to stop
>they don't

I guarantee when the fucking portals open they'll be standing at the closest portal holding a sign offering an arranged marriage to all takers. I'm gonna end up married off to some ten thousand year old NEET Hag or multiple ten thousand year old NEET Hags. No chance to be seduced/courted by a cute monster girl.

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ah, to be so weak and pleasure addicted that all i can do is pump into my momster's pussy and suckle on her tits

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>>45600894
No. It will be the first girl that comes out.
It will be a fast runner. It will be a greyhound sith.
Congratulations.

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>>45600839
No work
Gallery has been removed

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>>45600912
I'm looking at it right now, you are wrong.

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>>45600881
Oh no!
A wurmhole formed in the doorway and sent you right onto the table of a particularly depressed and lonely hag in the bad end bar!
You pushed your luck and ended up with the baddest end!

The wurm has to watch the whole time as the hag thoroughly vents her pent up frustration on you! Sexually!

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>>45600912
Works for me.

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>>45600238
I mean, when I start drawing fetish content next year people like that more.
The bar tends to be lower.

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>>45600977
I really hate to break it to you, but no amount of niche will make people like you

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>christmas day
>the green goblin is spending it being mocked among people he hates
This is actually fucking disturbing

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>>45601011
I wasn't talking about the thread though.
That ship has sailed. Although I'll still draw my waifu because I want to.

[Anonymous No.]

Know that even if you have succubus proof windows they will still try to goad you into opening them on your own. Stay safe this Christmas guys

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>>45601055
>condom
I'm definitely not opening the window then.

[Anonymous No.]

so who loves wurm here?

[Anonymous No.]

Goddamn sexual tyrannosaurus

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>>45601048
Then why the fuck are you still here furfaggot.

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>>45601055
When the Succs come knocking at my window, I will let them in. All of them. I hope they have warm clothing though, it's supposed to snow tonight. I do have an entire drawer full of pajamas they can wear. And I guess they could also dip into my shorts and t-shirts drawer. No sexo until marriage though. They've all got to properly court me.

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>>45601076
The better question is who doesn't.

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>>45600925
>>45600949
The goddamn feds must have fucked with my pc

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>>45600749
War were declared! They demand recompense for their lost manhoods, and they want payment in kind from you! The armistice at Alp Hooters remains in effect, if you’re not manly enough to meet then in battle.

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>>45601088
Low range of motion handjobs, my only weakness!

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>>45601125
Don’t blame us for your sloppy porn filing system. It took us ages to look through that mess. Organize your porn and have some self-respect, citizen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45595497
It's not my fault miss yip. I woke up without a demon this morning.

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>>45600593
Fine, back to the rape-based economy for you. Have fun buying everything directly with your dick.

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>>45595497
no wurm wife, no happy anon. anon sad:<

[Anonymous No.]

Gonna write a story about an Ushi Oni properly courting an Anon who just wants her to ride him through the ground.

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>>45601102
>still the appropriate thread to post cait sith en masse
Mostly I treat the place as mainly an image dump and just post whatever MG image strikes my fancy. Discussion is rarely very exciting outside of a few memes.

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>>45601229
Please do this. Deredere Ushi Onis are my weakness.

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>>45601263
>and just post whatever MG image strikes my fancy
then what do you call all the furshit you post? >>45601048
this isnt a monster girl, its just furshit.
>Discussion is rarely very exciting outside of a few memes.
you do not enjoy MGE. please leave.

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>>45601280
I'm thinking of her being a Himedere with absolutely insane self discipline thanks to be raising by her Ryu adoptive mother and her Ochimusha aunt. He's gonna rip her seal off "accidentally" to try and get her to rape him and she's not even going to flinch.

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>>45601283
>isnt a monster girl,
agree to disagree. I think it's a really cute gif.
>you do not enjoy MGE.
No, not really. The lore is so/so, the designs are decent, and the community is dogshit.
And it's been three years since the first game update happened which made me interested anyway so pace of content is shit too.

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>>45601229
>she kool-aid’s through your wall
>”Cum with me at the Sadie Hawkins dance tonight!”
>panics when she realizes she got too lewd
>plows a separate hole in your wall as she runs away
>look at damage from outside
>get concussed when she throws a block of chocolate at you
>wake up in hospital
>notice that the doorway to your room is wrecked
>there’s a Get Well Soon card on the floor
Old fashioned dating is expensive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45601297
>no, not really
then why the fuck are you still here?
the only reason is to shitpost and mildly inconvenience everyone here.

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>>45601306
This is not the mge thread.
This is the monster girl thread.

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>>45601296
A himedere is fine, too! Ushis need moar stories in general.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45601297
>Community is dogshit
Only people who think that are faggots like you and basedggocks

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>>45601308
monster girl thread, yes.
but as already stated the majority of what you post is furshit, not monster girls.
furshit belongs in /trash/
should also be stated that MGE is used as the core and base of the thread. all content should adhere to its rules.
almost everything you post does NOT adhere to MGE's rules.

[Anonymous No.]

Can you dumbfucks stop feeding into mick's mental illness? He's running on nothing but pure butthurt and egomania, you will have better chances arguing with a sack of hammers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45601331
shame we cant throw those hammers at him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45601322
>all content should adhere to its rules.
I have no reason to respect mge rules when mge does not respect me.
So my cat eats dormice or at least pretends to because it's cute and funny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45601322
Mge rules are inconsistent. You got him with the furshit, that’s more than enough.

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>>45601313
Basedggocks?

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>>45601382
s0ý gets automatically changed to that because the mods are faggots. I had forgotten.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45601357
What are cu sith and cait sith then? Bonus chapters?

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>>45601398
they told me auntie was sealed for my safety but she tells me its uncomfortable
Maybe if I loosen them a bit she'll feel better....

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>mge does not respect me
You still hung up over not getting free art?
You really should start charging rent

[Anonymous No.]

>>45601413
KC's regrets, we've gone over this.

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>>45601427
I dunno why you keep up with this lie. It's tiring.

[Anonymous No.]

>christmas eve
>mick is here having a schizo meltdown
Holy kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>45601398
The fox has been doing good behavior.
As a reward she can have 10 minutes without the bindings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45601413
Mistakes. Lapses of judgment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45601434
You are also here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45601458
I dunno who to feel worse for. My delusions or yours.

[Anonymous No.]

It's hagsmas

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>>45601485
i am here because i do not yet have to leave to be with family.
but you will be here all day today and tomorrow

[Anonymous No.]

>>45601497
Not even the Nips like the Siths and they're KC's primary market.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45601500
Then you're clearly not dedicated to mge enough if you don't forsake this material world to spend all day daydreaming about spending christmas with your monster wife.

Do you even want the portals?

[Anonymous No.]

>replying to the Mick, who is known for being a tick.
THAT'S a technical foul!

[Anonymous No.]

Fuck the jackal
Fuck the jackal
Fuck the jackal
FUCK THE JACKAL

[Anonymous No.]

>>45601398
yukaris pcs cant be that bad, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45601514
my foxwife wouldnt want me to forsake blood family for her sake.
up yours, fag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45601564
The only thing going up me is a cat tail sometimes.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45601529
I am NOT coming in on Christmas

[Anonymous No.]

>>45601639
That's fine.
After all, she is bringing work to you.

[Anonymous No.]

Autismwans aren't snuggly enough

[Anonymous No.]

Gonna eat an Alp out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45601402
Onions

[Anonymous No.]

I can't believe bapho has best vagina I just don't
Cunnies can't feel good

[Anonymous No.]

>>45601726
They don't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45601726
It's scientifically proven that Hags have the best vaginas.

[Anonymous No.]

Last Rizzmas
I gave you my gyatt
But the very next day
I got fanum taxed
This year, to save me from mewing
I'll give it to someone rizzful

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[Anonymous No.]

Chesh should be cancelled.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>45601784
I'm going to ass rape a cheshire if she starts speaking zoomer babble. I can't stand it. I will destroy her butthole so bad she'll never do it again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45601827
>"It's my dub, Anon. Just deal with it."
>That's enough!
>Fuck Chesh in her big dumb Chesh Ass.
>Afterwards, she pulls out a cotton candy vape and puffs deeply.
>"Rizzed. Rizzed AF, even."
"Oh, shit, here we go again!"

[Anonymous No.]

Love hebi! worship hebi! Dedicate your whole life to hebi! Hebi hebi hebi hebi hebi!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45601858
This but cait sith.
>>45601726
who I imagine has little sex spikes in her pussy. And also her tongue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45601885
>sex spikes
But why? Why would you want that? That sounds AWFUL.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45601857
One mating press for each instance of gen z vocabulary

[Anonymous No.]

>>45601903
Stop feeding schizo mick

[Anonymous No.]

>>45601903
It’s because of Malefs. Sex spikes, everyone loves them except gays. Do you want to share something anon?

[Anonymous No.]

Some old Christmas short stories were reposted to AO3.

Kejourou, Wurm, Ushi-oni, and Whitehorn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45601932
Course I forget the link:
https://archiveofourown.org/works/52502125/chapters/132815866

[Anonymous No.]

>>45601932
>pre-Krampus
Get in the correction sack.

[Anonymous No.]

s(lay) the evil dragon and take (her) gold. When she is (down and) out for the count, take every (pound) and shilling she is worth. Make (her) look like an (ass).

[Anonymous No.]

>>45601923
>hurrdurr, only gays don't want spikes in their dick.
Sounds like you've gone further off the deep end than I previously thought possible.

[Anonymous No.]

why is every-

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>>45601968
Sacrifice is needed to lubricate the machinery of liberty. —some bald tacocat hag idk

[Anonymous No.]

>>45601903
No, it's only the spikes of lightly scraping desire.
Don't think about it too hard. It's not like any of us have a lot of vaginas to compare to anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

Stop encouraging the Chesh by promising her anal

[Anonymous No.]

>Come here and give your auntie a hug!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45601999
>"Don't listen to him, Anon!"

[Anonymous No.]

Why would chesh even like anal?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45602022
You can actually only impregnate a Chesh with anal. How else do you think they get THAT personality?

[Anonymous No.]

How receptive to earth Christmas traditions do you think MGs would be? I want to decorate a tree with the waifu and daughter. Presents. Cookies. The works.
I hope the Ryus make every Christmas a nice, snowy one.

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>>45602003
Fuuggggg I didn't post that pic because I thought she was already in the thread. If the artist who draw her is here, thanks again for it, I love this purple kot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45602029
I want all of that, but cozy and fun. None of the corporate stuff. Just a cute holiday season where everyone has a good time and is happy together.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45602022
She likes to be put in her place via anal mating press. Something about turning you on by being annoying, she could teleport away but she won't because she likes ot

[Anonymous No.]

>>45602022
you cant expect someone to have an amazing ass and not use it

[Anonymous No.]

>>45602001
You aren't my aunt
I don't even know you
Leave my house

[Anonymous No.]

>>45602001
Screw that other fag, Gib hug.

[Anonymous No.]

>Beings of another galaxy want to conquer the Earth
>Don't try to speak with them...

[Anonymous No.]

>>45602029
I'm not a decorations or even a holiday kind of guy but I think I could do it for my wife and kids. I guarantee MGs would be 1000% invested in experiencing our holiday traditions. I want to walk around showing off the Christmas sweaters my wife and daughterus made me. We'd have a massive tree outside that is so tall my wife and daughterus have to fly to decorate it. Getting woken up at first light by my daughterus leaping into bed with my wife and I demanding we get up already to open presents. Not to mention cuddling up on the couch with hot chocolate as a family and watching A Christmas Story together after opening the presents. Then we'll go to the hill out back and have fun sledding until we get cold enough that we need to warm up with family couch cuddles again.

Man, now I'm depressed that I don't have a cute Lim again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45602071
No. They are godless. You will find a baphomet and the first thing she will say is
>"Do you want tight bapho cunny? Just forsake christ."

[Anonymous No.]

>>45602001
>tfw no auntster gf
i cri

[Anonymous No.]

>>45602071
Ffs, If I love those pics it's because I just want a famille, sexo and kinky stuff are secondary now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45602071
Sounds nice, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45601858
Yes sir, I will give a hebi a white christmas in her womb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45602074
I have zero interest in anything other than a Lim. I want to make a Lim happy and build a loving, supportive family with her.

>>45602078
Man, I turned 30 and suddenly all the focus on sex disappeared and now I just want a happy family. The sex stuff is there but it's secondary. I feel you.

[Anonymous No.]

Yo, Penywise,
If you're hanging in here today, do me a huge favor and repost your (not-so)homeless_christmas story. It's fucking cute and a damn tragedy you never put it on A03. I'd do it myself, but I know you're active.

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>>45602090
I'm 23 but it's was main appeal since the beginning , when I day dream, It's either the first encounter and fight for love or me raising my daughter with my waifu.

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>>45602090
>Man, I turned 30 and suddenly all the focus on sex disappeared and now I just want a happy family. The sex stuff is there but it's secondary. I feel you.
Same. 31. Sure, sex would be nice, but I find myself dreaming about cuddles and fun stuff with the family. Lifting my blanket and letting my wife scooch in next to me on the couch for movie time. Baking desserts with the wife and daughter and laughing as they lick their spoons clean. Having a snowball fight.
Whenever I wonder if wanting a MGE waifu is inherently sinful I remind myself that there is nothing with wanting to be loved or having a family to cherish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45602022
Everyone in Wonderland likes anal, no exceptions.
>But egg slimes don’t have—
No. Exceptions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45602094
As a (hopefully) temporary measure for all my friends here:
https://gofile.io/d/Hqn100

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>Be you.
>Had to travel for work this week.
>Got home in the middle of the day, while she's still made out of stone.
>You'll have to work quickly, before she wakes up.
>>Multicolored string lights
>>Garland
>>Ornaments
>You get her decorated like a Christmas Tree just in time, plugging in the lights moments before she wakes up.
>"Good morning, love."
"Mornin'."
>She looks herself over, causing the big star to fall off halfway off her head.
>"I see you've been busy."
>You nod.
"You look cute like that."
>Pausing in her attempts to remove all her decorations, she looks at you, eyes lidded.
>"So, all that's left is for you to leave a present under me, then...?"
>She pushes you down to the ground.
>"Merry Christmas, Anon."

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>>45602074
Baphs are lame. But as long as she values the Holy Alvis’ virtues of drinking and revenge I can tolerate her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45602127
Cute. Thanks anon.

[Anonymous No.]

Malef won't femdom me if I just ask her not to nicely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45602127
Merry Christmas to you too!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45601726
KC is a lolicon and self inserts as a Baphomet so sorry, cunny canoodlers keep winning.

[Anonymous No.]

Seven Ochimusha

[Anonymous No.]

Why does cunny in MGE make westoids and amerigolems so angry?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45602172
Why are you trying to stir the pot on Christmas Eve. Can't we just stay happy and cozy for a bit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45602169
>the first one is bald

[Anonymous No.]

>>45602108
One day anon, post mortem or not

[Anonymous No.]

>>45602172
I think it's the explicitness of the Sabbath being all about child sex. Some monsters are grown women who just like having the bodies of children and are into little sister-big brother play. Then there are the actual children who are getting fucked by grown men. There's the issue for me at least.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45602161
>KC is a lolicon
isnt it ironic tho?

[Anonymous No.]

It's almost time. Be merry friends.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45602172
>Westoids and Amerigolems
Don't you have a Del Taco to go mop up?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45600295
>hands
imagining a tentacle or something completely losing control of herself after you slip on lace/silk/latex gloves

[Anonymous No.]

>>45602174
Why can't westoids ever be happy? They always have a meltie here every day about lolicon. They can't stand the fact that not every country's age of consent is 18 like in amerigolem land

[Anonymous No.]

>>45600376
I like the calm and motherly ones who don't get upset or raise their voice easily. Hags that are good at shushing and calming and always know what to do. Liches and bogeys and autamamoms.

[Anonymous No.]

Step one cover yourself in garg-oyle

[Anonymous No.]

>>45602246
Gargoyles can fly, that checks out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45602172
It’s broadly unappealing for multiple reasons, troll-kun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45602246
I can only imagine how scary it must be to get grabbed by gargoyles at daybreak, only for them to turn to stone. However, you are stuck in their rocky grips, unable to move. You must spend the day stuck there, knowing that as soon as night falls once more, your screwed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45602273
>can’t outsmart a gargoyle
Sad! Xanatos.jpeg

[Anonymous No.]

>>45602272
Enjoy your mcdonaldslop today, fatso?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45602218
The only person having a meltdown is you and given that you're speaking in some broken /pol/tard speak you probably came from the knockoff, off-brand shit hole called /monster/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45602273
>"I say we do it between our tits!"
>"No, no, we lick him together!"
>"Take it turns using our vaginas!"
>The gargoyles argued amongst themselves for so long about how they were going to rape anon, that they failed to notice the sun rise upon the horizon - and they were cock teased for another 12 hours!

[Anonymous No.]

>It's Christmas Eve
>The fireplace is roaring
>The house smells like cookies. A plate of the extra-gooey chocolate chip delights is steaming slightly on the table in front of you.
>The fuzzy blanket is ready to go. The tree is alight.
>"Honey, stop fussing, it's perfect"
>Feel her fluffy arms wrap around you and she nuzzles the back of your neck.
"It's our first Christmas on this side together. I want it to be special."
>"You're finally here. That's all I need."
>It had taken you some time to come through the portal with her. You were a naturally anxious person, but It had been the best choice of your life.
>She spins you around and looks into your eyes. You lose yourself in those golden pools.
>You kiss each other happily.
>She breaks it off to snuggle into the couch.
>"Now why don't you go finish making that hot chocolate and join me."
>Grab two piping hot mugs and bring it over.
>She lifts the blanket and pulls you against her before wrapping you up tight. Only an arm is allowed to remain free.
>Sigh happily and grab the remote. Find your favorite animated Christmas movie on Monflix
>You're looking forward to your daughter waking up for presents.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45602332
feliz naviDAD

[Anonymous No.]

>>45591346
Man... why/how does her werewolf form look SO much better-looking than the one in the profile? And it's def not just cuz of it being such an old/og drawing

[Anonymous No.]

Have you guys picked the dryad you’re going to take home and decorate?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45602332
The dream

[Anonymous No.]

>>45602332
Really cute!
>>45602383
I can't adopt a Dryad every year.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45591003
Do any of you actually believe in rehabilitative justice, or is it just something you support for crimes that 'aren't that bad'

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>>45602383
>There it is son, the Griswold family Christmas Dryad
>She's kind of big, isn't she dad?
>Oh she's not for me son.
>What.
>I'm already married, and your mother wants grandkids.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45602409
Be careful where you get your dryad, she might come with a rata

[Anonymous No.]

>>45602409
dryads, they... t-they don't get *that* big, do they?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45602383
Dryad: Sigh. Not again.
New headcanon: dryads cultivate large fields of prime Christmas trees every year. We're talking laser-accurate straight trunks, perfect branch spread, and optimal needle density.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45602409
>dad pushes anon into the big christmas dryad
>leaves the room while he and dryad give each other a thumbs up
what a great gift

[Anonymous No.]

>>45602429
Clark Griswold goes the extra mile to make sure Russ enjoys his first Christmas as a Dryad-groom. No Dryad less than 8' tall will be tolerated.

>>45602425
>Angry midget Ratatoskr freaking out because her house and best friend were getting nookie without her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45602451
That's nuts

[Anonymous No.]

Those strange viking monsters from the north are sailing over to make spend the Yule festival with them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45602409
lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>45602395
Justice and mercy are not things you will find in the mge fandom.

[Anonymous No.]

My 'wock wife ate all of the Christmas Dinner intended for my whole family

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>>45602462
>It's Christmas Eve
>It's cold outside, blizzard conditions even
>There's a rap-tap-tap at your door
>Ghost centaur wearing a skull mask starts rapping at you to come inside
>You feel magic compelling you to engage in lyrical battle with her and start counter-rapping
>Neighbors are getting angry
>Even the local Krampus is looking annoyed
>Window opens to an uncharacteristically drunk Elf
"JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP AND BONE ALREADY"
>TFW Mari Lwyd raids your pantry, drinks your beer, and then asks you to warm up her ghostly horse pussy with your dick

[Anonymous No.]

>>45602479
At least she stopped there. A Christmas miracle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45602409
>tfw i met my wife when pops put the bogey under the tree
>I was wondering why there was a massive plushie

[Anonymous No.]

What’s a monster girl that would unexpectedly really like Christmas?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45602395
What made you want to respond to an obvious shitpost from 23 hours ago?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45602489
Christmas is like Halloween for Mimics because disguising themselves as various types of presents is like putting on different costumes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45602489
liches

[Anonymous No.]

>>45602489
Hmmm. What's the grouchiest MG? Ice Queen, maybe?

[Anonymous No.]

>Fir tree dryad on the run up to Christmas
>Really cute
>Really nice
>Really fun
>Then Christmas happens
>Suddenly really depressed
>Loses a lot of hair and weight after christmas
>Gets very clingy
>"Y-you aren't going to throw me out, right anon?"
>Starts to smell bad too
>"Please anon... it's cold out there. R-remember the fun we had?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>45602493
Some anons only read the thread later.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45602501
Ice Queen used to like Christmas before her sister the Hellfire Hostess made it a yearly practice to sing a duet with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45602501
Lucifer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45602510
It should be a crime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45602501
Nacho spider for sure

[Anonymous No.]

>>45602177
She's also a hag that found you your other 6 ochimusha wives

[Anonymous No.]

>>45602526
>Gee, Krampus, why don't they get along?
>HH: I'll tell you little boy... in SONG!
>IQ: Oh no... not again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-keSFPz-66o&t=477s

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>Fir tree dryad on the run up to Christmas
>Really cute
>Really nice
>Really fun
>Then Christmas happens
>Stuff her with cookies and a nice Christmas dinner
>Hang out and play board-games together
>It's been three weeks since Christmas and now she walks around like she owns the place
>As your new wife, you suppose she does in a sense

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be the Mamono Lord's favorite son-in-law. How do I manage this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45602555
Having you tried challenging them all to duels in a show of dominance?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45602555
Easy, just take the overly enthusiastic Cucklim off their hands and you will eternally be her favorite

[Anonymous No.]

since it is christmas can we be nice to each other ?

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>>45599886
Mana cages (given out for free in any government office since the mass production incident of 20XX) (also not like actual cages, more like a dehumidifier but for magical energy) absorb aetherial mana from couples having sex nearby and turn it into liquid/crystal mana which is sold for gold coin to a) government-run magic power plants that keep the city infrastructure running, or b) mages and witches that need more juice for their spells or artefacts. Gold can then be exchanged for goods and services like in any normal economy, and the government probably does take a tax cut, because how else would it afford to pay the citizens for their excess mana, though probably that pay's not pretty large anyway since the whole magic thing is really efficient and
The more i think about it the more i realize that i dont know how to make an economy work so i should just stop thinking and enjoy the escapism wish fulfilment fantasy world of "sex with wife is all you need to survive, rest of your life can be spent living instead" without thinking too hard about it

[Anonymous No.]

>>45602574
That one takes an army.

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>>45602295
Did somebody say ur a faget? Because you are.

[Anonymous No.]

>Decorate the Christmas dryad
>Put up the usual ornaments, lights, etc in the branches
>And then you put on her a fancy, festive dress

[Anonymous No.]

>>45602565
I'd rather be a healer than a fighter. I want to study healing magic and open up a magic university to help eradicate disease in our world so fighting is off the table.

>>45602574
I like monogamy but I also MUST have a Lim so I'd take a CuckLim if it meant getting one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45602598
Should we?
Should we really?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45602632
Faggot, you should build an Executioner build

[Anonymous No.]

>>45602632
>I like monogamy but I also MUST have a Lim so I'd take a CuckLim if it meant getting one.
That's the point, you fuck this nonsense out of this crazy Lim's head and make her your loving wife. Your mother-in-law will be really grateful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45602632
>I like monogamy but I also MUST have a Lim so I'd take a CuckLim if it meant getting one.
She's like the excalibur of cringe, only her true destined soul mate will not turn tail at the first mention of "sisterwives" and all the other stupidity.
Even the stinky NEETlim was gotten rid of relatively quickly, but this one has been driving the whole castle insane with her antics for years and her parents are getting desperate

[Anonymous No.]

>>45602489
Genies that ask little boys what they want for Christmas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45602395
Putting criminals into a box with other criminals produces many outcomes. Rehabilitation isn’t one of them. The use of criminals is in milking government funds and selling low-tier bullshit to people who cannot enforce quality control. It’s the American Way! single_crystalline_teardrop.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>45602665
Maybe she can just be happy with all her sisterwives.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45602661
>>45602665
>break the CuckLim of her harem obsession

Holy shit that's a wonderful idea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45602489
Elves, they think we’re doing some quirky and moronic homage to them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45602684

[Anonymous No.]

>>45602502
>>45602554
This is why you get an evergreen wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45602705
There is no amount of wooden horses that will convince me to “explore the forest’s bounty”. Good day, madame.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45600412
I have no levels to drain, can i instead get the Level Up special menu please?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45602747
The only problem with getting level ups from a monster girl is that you can’t control what stats increase; but she does

[Anonymous No.]

>>45602122
https://pastebin.com/gFK4uqeS
https://penywisebin.wordpress.com/stories/
The paste is still up, and so is his website. Why would he need to reupload these?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45602759
Tom sensitivity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45602759
>The stat system is: atk def spd tec mag heart
Which stat controls dick size and function? Is it heart?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45602332
>>45602352
>>45602386
>>45602390
>The movie ends. The hot chocolate reserves have been depleted.
>You are thoroughly stuffed with cookies.
>You have no doubt that your wife would be happy to nibble a few more.
>You enjoy one last makeout session under the blanket before you both extract yourselves from the fuzzy cocoon.
>A flash of golden fur in the corner of your eye makes you grin. Your wife chuffs. You notice a small tail poking out from under the table cover.
>"Someone should be in bed!" your wife growls.
>Your daughter sheepishly crawls out from under the table.
>"Mooom," she whines. "He'll never look for me there. I can catch him!"
>Your wife crosses her arms. "He knows if you're out of bed, kitten. Now back upstairs!"
>"But-!"
>Her protests are cut off when you scoop her up in your arms. She squeals happily and wiggles, but you have grown well trained in smol-kot wrangling and her efforts are futile.
"Mommy's right. If you don't go to sleep, Santa will keep hiding."
>You give her a big hug and pass her to your wife. Despite her protests, you can see her eyes drooping. You wonder how much of the movie she watched with you. Probably the whole thing. And how on earth did she make it down the stairs without your WIFE hearing? Sneaky girl.
>By the time you make it to her room she's already asleep in your wife's arms. You both tuck her in and gently shut the door on the way out.
>Your wife is giving you bedroom eyes.
>"Presents. Tree. BED."
>That puts some pep in your step. You both grab armfuls of presents from the locked closet in your bedroom and make your way downstairs to begin packing the space under the tree.
>Tree now stuffed to bursting, you begin filling the stockings. Your wife watches you with a predatory look in her eyes as she nibbles the cookies your daughter left out.
>You hadn't thought eating cookies and drinking milk could be so sexy before now.
>Presents and stockings taken care of your wife scoops you up in her arms. She holds one of the little pre-made bows in a paw and presses the sticky part onto your forehead.
>"Now for my early present."

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>>45602759
But, but that's my stats! I should have control over them!
If the Dark Souls dude can get his level ups from his girls (Fire Keeper, Emerald Herald, etc.) exactly how he wants then why can't I get level ups exactly how I want? The succs in the level shop are mean bullies!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45602839
His girls are humans.
With monsters you lose.

[Anonymous No.]

I hate christmas

[Anonymous No.]

>>45602872
Get in the sack.
Now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45602817
And this is why jungle kots are superior.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45602882
CLICKETY CLACK, GET IN THE SACK

[Anonymous No.]

>>45602882
I'm not going anywhere with that goat. I'll have nothing to do with this lame holiday

[Anonymous No.]

>>45602872
i hate everything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45602897
You're not going, she'll be carrying you.
>>45602898
Even Mars bars?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45602872
WICKETY WACK GET IN THE SACK

[Anonymous No.]

>>45602882
No, you are not a Lim. Tell Miss Lim that I'm waiting for her to show up still. There's a few hours left before bedtime, she still has time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45602898
>...about you. Why do I love you?
Guess I'm going to listen to some TDG.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45602906
>>45602915
I'll fight the goat if I have to

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[Anonymous No.]

>>45602926
The Lilim may need to borrow the big goat's sack.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45602747
>find a potion of Gain Level on the level below the dungeon boss
>drink it because you need the extra levels
>it's a cursed potion of Gain Level
>you are propelled through the ceiling and onto the next dungeon level

[Anonymous No.]

>>45602897
>>45602926
>>45602935
You've really done it now. She knows exactly where you live and is making your homes priority #1 for her stops.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45602747
You will be level drained to helplessness and monsters will have their way with you as you cry in despair.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>45602940
I'm not getting in Miss Lim's sack. I'm gonna tackle her, shove her into some comfy flannel pajamas and then we're gonna snuggle on the couch and watch shitty SciFi movies from the late 00s, early 10s.

>>45602971
Begone ChristmasGoat! Miss Lim is the only one for me! Unless you're taking me to her, that's fine then.

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>>45602761
Huh, the link on Anubis is busted then. Maybe a reupload? I had forgotten about the wordpress tho.
That said, I'd be nice to see in on A03 anyway so everyone else can read it. I don't expect the masses to know the website exists.
Good catch though.