/jp/ - Otaku Culture

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What do you imagine different 2hus doing in their spare time? Generally, whenever we see them in games or manga it is of course during an incident. So what sort of daily lives do you think these girls live otherwise?

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>>45652809
teatime and doing normal yokai stuff.

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Patchouli just reads books all the time

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>>45652902
what a boring cow

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>>45652902
based patchouli

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>>45652809
little boys

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>>45652981
The best hobby!

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>>45652981
Does Yukari gap shotas from the outside world, or steal them from the human village
I remember in the phantasm stage she says kids tend to find her way into her home or something

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>>45652998
They just show up for whatever reason.
Or at least that is what Yukari would tell you.

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>>45652998
My guess is gap them in from the outside world. See, Gensokyo boys, they were warned since a very young age of the dangerous youkai women that might catch and "eat" them. They know what would happen if they were kidnapped by Yukari. Outsider boys on the other hand, they wouldn't be very scared if a beautiful blonde lady picked them up. Hell, they might even be attracted to Yukari. They would be much more fun to play with and break. That's what I think, at least.

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>>45652809
Are we actually discussing this or is this a coom thread? I need to know before I decide how I am going to engage with this thread.

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>>45653779
I was actually discussing it, I just chose a random pic for OP image and assumed boobs always look nice

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Isn't there that weekly hag meetup?
What even goes on there?

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>>45653821
Always choose boobs. If your discussion topic doesn't get off the ground then at least you can talk about boobs

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>>45653863
seems like a good rule of thumb

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>>45652809
Oh my god those tits are so fucking huge!! Her shoulders are wide too and she looks tall as fuck. This Yuuka could pick me up like I'm a baby and there's nothing i could (or would) want to do about it!!! Anyway, to answer your question this is very individual and dependent on who they are since the cast is so diverse. On the one hand you have hobo Mokou who probably talks to the villagers or might show up to get a drink or a snack. She's close friends with Keine so she might hang out during Keine's lessons, maybe even to help Keine with her class. The kids in said class love having her teach them as well despite her being strict and rough around the edges, especially when they do tests.
Kaguya on the other hand is wealthy and has a shitload of people to tend to her needs as a princess and she fully deserves to be worshiped and treated like royalty. Although she does pull her own weight in so far as her handling Eientei's defence via infinite hallways. She was also seen in the village in one print work. She also plays around with the moonie tech she has. Think of those American gun videos where they use and fire expensive weapons or even explosives except make it all sci-fi. Kaguya could be using hand held particle accelerators for fun. Or maybe she plays with robots. She also has the inaba give her foot massages and that is their highest honor in life.
As for other characters, Ran would be interesting too. We have an idea of what she does in her free time which is doing maths/calculating random shit like the Sanzu river's dimensions or fighting self made clones of herself as a form of training. We also see her hanging out with Chen. From what I've seen from her spell cards i think she spends a lot of time meditating and studying and training her body. I like to think that she does other stuff related to computers. Like making perfect operating systems that make man made ones look like shit. Or modding games or even creating new games from scratch. Oh and she generates AI art. Possibly porn as well. She probably hangs out with yokai/kitsune friends, maybe even Celestials. Considering how divine golden nine tailed foxes are.

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>>45652809
Manages an onsen resort. I imagine that despite appearances she is a responsible business owner who takes the job seriously, keeping the drinking on the job to an appropriate minimum. When she isn't doing that, she is probably doing some more recreational drinking while partaking in the springs herself. Being the owner, I imagine she has her own private corner of the springs where she has food and drinks brought to her and she can relax in peace. Suika visits sometimes and has a laugh about how much she has changed since their old days together. No matter how many times she sees it, it's still a surprise to her that this is what Yuugi does now.

Yuugi is described as managing not just her own place but the entire district it's in so I like to imagine that she also doubles as a mob boss type of figure, sorting out grievances between other business owners in the district and keeping the peace by force when necessary. Yuugi doesn't strike me as someone greedy enough to do something like collect protection money but if people bring her gifts and offerings in an effort to get on her good side she won't decline. She probably doesn't even have any henchmen or goons outside of the employees at her place since she'd rather handle problems herself. Sometimes considers hiring someone to handle the finances because it's her least favorite part of the job but ultimately continues to do it herself.

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>>45654480
I wish I could go to hell and visit yuugi

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>>45654543
We just need to write a letter that will convince her of the economical merits of letting overland tourists safely visit the district and she'll make the way safe!

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>>45653991
I think it'd be amusing to drop in on Ran's room one day and just see wall to wall of neatly stacked notebooks containing random calculations of everything and anything under the sun. "Just a little something to pass the time", but if you show any interest she'd show you each and every one and walk you through the entire formula.

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>>45654600
The last tourist service to Hell mysteriously shut down due to taotie abd evil goddess violence, you'll have to sort it out with them.

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>>45654710
Creating jobs for the unemployed oni of Former Hell by getting them jobs as guides and guards to the resort district!

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>>45655106
I too think tourists should be punched.

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>>45652809
Aren't there manga series based on this concept?

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>>45655492
But not everyone gets to feature in it so speculation about those that don't is nice.

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Bog standard life of a Buddhist monk which according to a google search looks a little like:

4 am Wake up
4.10 - 5 am Sutra chanting
5- 7 am Zazen and interview with abbot
7 am Breakfast of rice gruel, salted plum, and pickles.
8 - 10.50 am Cleaning and work duties
11 am Lunch, typically barley rice, miso soup, cooked vegetable, and pickled radish
1 - 3.50 pm Work duty
4 pm Light meal similar to lunch
5 - 8.30 pm Zazen and interview with abbot
9 pm Lights out
9 - 11 pm Night sitting.

Though being the head of the temple herself, it is probably her doing the interviewing with aspirants and the like.

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What do you guys imagine a day in the life of Marisa being like

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>>45657350
She pretends to do nothing when other people are around, but she's actually spending all her days trying to study and replicate other people's powers, scavenging for spell components, and of course plotting to steal things of magical value.

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>>45654649
That is so in character. She had an interview with Aya where she did something similar but Aya is low IQ and doesnt have an ounce of curiosity in her so she cut Ran off when Ran was explaining her formula/proofs. I imagine that if she were with a boy she would use her feminine fox wiles and magic to keep him interested in whatever autistic math stuff she wants to vent out to him. Also the ''Just a little something to pass the time.'' is filled with advanced mathematics and physics, chemistry, biology and even stuff on history and politics and economics that could change everything if humans learned of it. Her notes also shit on a lot of what we know about everything.

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>>45661384
In one of my unfinished wips, Ran is hanging around the boy she liked and smiling a bunch, and at the end dropped that she was mentally calculating the positions of the particles that made him up. For fun, and because she liked him, which turns into a joke about Heisenberg's uncertainty principle that flies over his head. Your post just reminded me of that.

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>>45657157
Well, Byakuren's kind of hypocritical, so it's probably not that strict. I wonder how often she fingers herself in her room

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>>45661497
Nuns don't masturbate.

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>>45661754
Hypocrites who call themselves nun, in fact, do.

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>>45661477
Please post your wip when its finished or even when it isn't finished. Her mentally calculating the positions of particles that make up her boy lover is so cute and endearing. She's expressing her love in a way only she can. Makes me think she always keeps tabs on him in one way or another. Maybe measuring his heart beats and creating a model that predicts exactly when and how hard his heart beats at any given moment.

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>>45661754
>>45661834
The best part is that she's literally Enlightened Mahācārya. She may well masturbate herself but still reached enlightenment.

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>>45661497
>>45661754
>>45661834
>>45663426
I can't lie, slutty women that make an attempt to act chaste and virtuous (which often end in failure) turn me on so goddamn much. Byakuren, Kasen and the like.

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>>45663017
Uh, not to put too fine a point on it, it's mostly smut interspersed with sections of daily life with Ran. I want to play up her living computer side because that's very endearing to me, and I want to show her as not just strong but very, very clever. Love that heartbeat idea, though, I think I'm going to have her bring that one up too.

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>>45664108
That sounds great. Im glad you like the heartbeat idea. Now share the stories, please :D.

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>>45652809
Those eyes...They put a man into a fight-or-flight response. And god save his soul if he freezes.

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>>45665736
Yuuka can look intimidating but she knows it is not very welcoming to just harm any lost human.

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Is Yuuka like a gorilla where if I maintain eye contact she'll get angry and rip my head off?

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>>45671093
Yes, but instead of ripping it off she'll just beat you into submission and force you to pollinate her.

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>>45671093
No
She just likes fucking with people
So long as you don't *try* and piss her off, she'll probably just bully you lightly before sending you on your way.

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>>45665736
I mean, it's not like anyone could realistically fight Yuuka. If anything, seeing a man brave enough to attempt to hurt her is gonna make Yuuka even more aroused. I would even go as far as to say she likes brave and bold men that dare to make eye contact and talk back to her.

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>>45671191
oops forgot image

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>>45671200
I saw an image series where the guy poked Yuuka's face until she broke his finger, makes me want to do that to her.

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>>45671228
Cute little series

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>>45663689
lucky you for liking every 3d girl in the world

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>>45652809
This is the perfect wife Yuuka for me

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>>45671859
Okay, slutty *2hu* women then

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How does Yukari spend her time besides sleeping

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>>45677133
Crying herself to sleep over being old and saggy
If only some brave anon went to cheer her up!
He will never be seen again and the Hakurei shrine will soon be invaded by mini gappies

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>>45675869
lucky you for liking every hag in gensokyo

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Big Yuuka's yuukas

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>>45671200
>>45671328
>>45666538
This thread is making my peewees feel unsafe....

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>>45680833
Including lolihags

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>>45684118
Don't worry!
You are in good hands with Yuuka!

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>>45671130
She sure does like fucking with people, alright.

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>>45688895
I do not trust this kissing both.

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>>45689002
what? that's silly

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>>45686346
>>45688476
Definitely the kind of woman to just grope your cock and balls in public whenever she feels like it.

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>>45688895
*gives quarter* one kiss please~

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>>45690293
Yuuka seems like the type of woman who would grab you and violently cram her tongue down your throat for a full minute in front of someone just to establish ownership of you to them.

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>>45690822
Yuuka does not approve of promiscuity and will be very defensive of her one and only human!
A very fertile youkai does not want her prized possession taken from her!
She will remind the others in full view that you are not single and belong to her and her only!
https://files.catbox.moe/d1dgbs.png

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>>45690822
>>45690965
All in front of a very uncomfortable shopkeeper who only wished you a good morning in a little too friendly of a tone for Yuuka.

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I would like to imagine that she spends most of her time either sleeping or messing around in the basement by herself wondering when someone is going pay her a visit

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>>45691450
Unfortunately she forgot that to receive guests, she would have to know people and that to know people, she would have to go outside to acquaint herself with them. Something that she would rather not do. Such are the pains of an introvert who still yearns for companionship.

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>>45694716
Poor Flan just wants some friends but greatly fears communicating with strangers!

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>>45686346
MY WINDOW, NOOOOOOOOOO
>>45688476
Still no scan of that doujin

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>>45686346
I would have preferred her just tearing the door off its hinges instead...

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>>45652809
teatime and doing normal yokai stuff.

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>>45652902
She doesn't bath at all and just reads, imagine the smell of her room.

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>>45706830
She has her succubus familiar give her tongue baths.

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I wonder what Sakuya would do other than maid stuff....

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>>45707697
Maybe she has hobbies that she partakes in as she freezes time
That might get a bit lonely though

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>>45707727
She obviously needs a friend to share some of those hobbies with then

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>>45696114
As a matter of fact, I was privately provided a non-cut scan of it in December 2018. I did not like it because of the rimjob on the shota protag, so I removed that

>>45690965
Explain her harem of blondes then!

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>>45708989
>Explain her harem of blondes then!
These rules are for you, not her.

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>>45711349
>>45708989
Blondes are cute. If you were a powerful youkai with a crazy psychadelic mansion and a soft spot for blonde idiots wouldn't you collect a few of them to liven the place up a little?

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>>45712073
No because I am mentally ill and am only capable of hyperfixation.

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>>45654543
>I wish I could go to hell
That'll be easy anon, meeting Yuugi is not guaranteed though...

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>>45712088
>No
>Because I am mentally ill and am only capable of hyperfixation

????????
Pick one?

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>>45653097
T-that's not musashino sekai is it?

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>>45690293
Post his pic with shota, you know the one.
Or that third leg edit.

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>>45712242
You mean this one?

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>>45712394
Yeah!

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>>45712487
I feel not the most well versed on how the touhou world works despite playing the games
are humans only located in the human village?
what even are the odds a futa yuuka meets a shota
or a shota stumbles into former hell and gets his balls drained by yuugi
I guess fantasy can be unrealistic so it doesn't matter.....or maybe yukari is a pervert who gaps shotas near dangerous women on purpose

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>>45712933
>are humans only located in the human village?
It's their most populated place IIRC, there are other humans here and there.

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>>45689002
I know. Shouldn't she be taking yen?

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>>45712394
That reminds me, some anon a while back edited this image and put additional text on the side to give the perspective of both the boy and Yuuka.

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>>45726685
what do you call this shit where people caption images? I know of hentai captions but I dont always want straight porn, sometimes i want comfy shit like this. And the websites i found the hentai captions on suck ass.

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>>45712394
Dear god I really wish that were me

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>>45730200
>caption images
Exactly that?

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>>45730200
Captions?

But yeah. Most of them are complete shite.

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>>45738610
Thats an equally big problem. All the good ones I find are in random places, such as this thread.

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>>45712242
>third leg edit
I'm intrigued, tell me more.

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>>45740483
A minor edit, dude just shooped her right leg with left one a bit to make her stand normally, while skirt remains the same.

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>>45652809
Yuuka kidnaps little boys

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YUUKA KIDNAPS LITTLE BOYS

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>>45652902
She also takes breaks to suck my dick and empty my balls all over her glasses

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>>45751768
>>45756030
A-and what does she do to them?

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>>45756138
illegal farming child labor network

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>>45756138
Invite them to her tea party (no one else came)

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Which 2hu has the biggest futa cock?

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>>45756291
Tewi

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>>45756291
me

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>>45758336
Post measurement

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>>45756291
Ran, Yukari, Seija, Nue, and Okuu all have equally massive penises.

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>>45707697
Sakuya strikes me as the type of person who would play chess by mail.

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>>45739883
A lot of the ones you'll see on 4chan are made by the caption thread in /trash/.
I write captions there and I'd love to make more Touhou captions, so feel free to add your own request to that thread if you're interested.

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>>45758789
NTR captions?

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>>45756138
"Eats" them

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>>45758732
How about in person chess?

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>>45758789
Thank you! I'll do just that!