Monster Girl Thread

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It's Caturday.

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I'm 31 today, post cakes

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Do NOT have sex with your pet catgirls. DO NOT.

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Need elf harem

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>>46183305

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I'm gonna eat your brain and gain your knowledge.

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>>46183345
be warned, there is a lot of useless megaman trivia up in here, mostly regarding the x series

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Imagine having sex with mamonos couldn't be me

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>>46183307
Pfffft. Whatever, you're not my REAL MOM! You can't tell me what to do. What's the worst that could happen?

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I don't like Mamono because they believe in things like pre marital sex and they want to just meet and hookup instantly and get right to sex. It's all so unrealistic, I don't like it. You cannot love someone as a partner you've only just met. I would not be able to love a Mamono because they would have to get to know me first and I have to get to know them too, and they're all too unwilling to do that and make the relationship worthwhile by building it from the ground up. They are like store bought relationships or free samples from a food stand, it is not appealing to me. Sigh, I would rather just stay away from them since they aren't willing to try engaging me the right way and going on dates without it ending in sex the first time. I will not have sex until after marriage. Mamonos make me feel sad.

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>>46183399
>t. unicorn bait

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>>46183305
i know it does not mean much anon but happy birthday nonetheless

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>>46183305
This guy's artstyle is so... greasy. Everything is so ugly and sweaty.
And going full tilt into 'wink wink nudge nudge' style of comedy doesn't help either.

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I just want to be held and loved...

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>>46183528
Me too, Anon. Me too.

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I don't want to be loved or married I want to be alone.

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I'm not gonna get caught by mamono because I follow the wise advice of anons in these threads!

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>>46183543
This one right here, Miss Cupid.

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>>46183566
I'll give you that one. If there's anything we're all great at, it's avoiding mamono.

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>>46183399
dont pretend that if some 10/10 mamono would just walk up to you and slap your ass and ask if you want to fuck her you wouldnt accept

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>>46183634
I get where that Anon is coming from. I'd assume that she's joking or that she's just trying to hurt my feelings. That's why a strong, careful spooder must ensnare me in her webs and dote on me until despite all my instincts I feel safe with her.

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>>46183648
are you that anon that posted Jorou-Gumo? i dont think she is gonna be safe and doting with you at night time...

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>>46183634
I would sarcastically tell her to buy me dinner first and move on or walk away. Self control is a thing anon and even if you don't have it that doesn't mean other people don't. I could avoid getting a boner surrounded by many skimpy women I find sexy if I truly put my mind to it. Like I said I am not willing to give the time of day to a Mamono who wants to try that harlotry with me. They will have to get me the old fashioned way.

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>>46183669
Yes, I am. And of course she will! Eventually. Everybody sleeps at some point.

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>>46183399
>You cannot love someone as a partner you've only just met.
Yes you can, I've been happily married to my wife for 500 years.
>>46183634
Bold of you to assume she'd ask.

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i just need a cute shorstack cow

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>>46183282
So you thought you, as a mamono realm adventurer/hero, could just charge into an enemy human nation, corrupt and monsterize its leadership and turn said enemy state into another demon realm... Instead you got immediately beaten by the enemy state's over leveled defenders and now here you are bound, restrained and presented to the queen of the enemy nation.

Are you proud of yourself now? You hoping mamono mana hentai meta might save you in your current situation?

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>>46183883
>Are you proud of yourself now? You hoping mamono mana hentai meta might save you in your current situation?

By the power of monster girls, Demon Lord Lilith and hentai magic. I will break through my restraints and will charge that scantily clad queen and fuck her into hentai corruption! MGE is a Japanese hentai setting and I will use it's logic and ""meta"" to my advantage! Yes I will fuck that hag queen as she needs mamono mana correction!

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There's just something so decadent about a girl who makes you hers via your own male instincts to grope, spank, and ogle. The sound of smacking her fat shiny ass over and over again rhythmically will drown out your moaning in endless hellish pleasure and gasping for air as you're covered in her latex film and made into a man who lives to give her cock 24/7

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>>46183846
tall cow

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I feel very unwelcome in Zipangu, the locals keep giving me disgusted or hateful glances with very red faces and cheeks and calling me a "white boy", a lot of landlords kept refusing me places to stay even though I'm willing to pay and they kept frustratingly going "no money, no money!" while motioning me towards their rooms in a way that seemed almost desperate... Desperate to get me to leave, of course. I went to a restaurant for a meal and the kitsune lady running it said something to me in her native language I didn't really understand but I heard her chirp out the word "money" and "free" while sporting this big grin so I assumed she was making me pay extra money freely just because I'm a gaijin, she seemed really confused when I complied and gave her a lot of extra money instead of make an issue of it, and I don't know why when it's what she asked me in the first place! Afterwards, she looked me in the eyes and did this hand motion up and down while licking her lips. She was literally gesturing to me about how she wanted to wring my neck for being a gaijin so I've decided to leave Zipangu. I am never going back to that hostile place again. Why are Zipangese people so xenophobic...?

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>>46183996
You should go to the Mist Continent and seek a Hakutaku out next time if you're really this airheaded anon...

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>>46183846
>>46183993
I need to suck on the tall one's tits while the small one gives me paizuri.

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>>46183282
Fuck year Caturday! Get TOMMED NERDS.

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Consider stone cold girls.

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Imagine being the Lich who ended up being matched with a somewhat senile 89 year old man post portals opening. She's annoyed because he can't "get it up" and provide her with mana in his old age and he falls asleep very easily. She has to constantly help him find his glasses when he loses them and cross the street. She has to listen to his ramblings about the good old days and regrets over not getting married sooner and he just wants to sit in a chair and watch television for most of the day or play checkers, and the most eventful part of her day is fixing him broth or other soft foods since all his teeth fell out and he has dentures. She's constantly and scornfully hoping every day that he'll just get a heart attack and die already so she can resurrect him as an Undead Incubi that's actually useful so she can get essence already.

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>>46184200
Miss lolibaba lich cares very much about her boomer husband do not write such slander

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Is the Princess a Monster Girl?

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>>46183479
That is his intent.

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>>46184270
being intentionally disgusting doesn't make it any less disgusting

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>>46184255
western bullshit isn't /jp/

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>>46184290
Well excuuuuuse me

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>>46184290
>when eastern people draw angel girls because they saw a western show
It's good enough for me.

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>>46184254
No she doesn't, he is a stupid old man, he is worthless to her.

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>>46184303
Of course it is, because you are a shitposting faggot.

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evil hebi wants you to find more girls for your harem

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>>46184374
Like bicorn but only picks the best.

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Well I had an interesting dream last night, maybe because I was fooling around in Koikatsu before going to bed but it happened after I woke up to have my medication after a dental surgery and then fell asleep.
It had been a while since I had a dream about MGs and I was in highschool, it was an afternoon and we were practising for sports but it seems that I didn't have a partner, so my friend was with his Pyrows mom and she volunteered to be my partner in the cumflation tournament so we were practising for that.
She was so gorgeous and she was 2D in my dream and for some reason everything looked so real, she undressed while dancing in a very fast way while teaching stuff like "that was for points" and then she started undressing me herself biting my pants and underwear and pulling them off with her her, hell I was nervous as hell.
Then she opened up for me and we started doing the deed, she embraced me and started saying to follow a rhythm like if we were listening to music and she starting humming the "strike back" song from Guilty Gear as a guide to follow the rhythm, but despite all my effort I just couldn't hold it in and came inside, she embraced me with her legs and whispered: "don't pull it out, now just slowly keep thrusting while recovering to fool the judges, this is the recovery cheating maneuver for cumflation, believe me I used to participate a lot when I was young like you."
And we continued a slow session like that.
In the meantime I asked her why my friend wasn't competing with her, and she said that her son is a "grandma's boy" so she wasn't even considered and her grandma had been competing with him since kindergarten. Then I just looked around and saw my friend being leglocked by Yukari Yakumo while he was deep inside her butthole grinding his ass against Yukary's hip, while she was saying "work that circumference my sweet boy, I know you can make it my champion", it seems that was his grandma.
Then miss Pyrows hugged me and whispered "hey, wanna enter with my in the pregnancy matches? I know my boy is not going to participate and I see a lot of potential from you" and then started giggling.
Then I was going to pull out to see my work and woke up.
My God I woke up so horny and frustrated that I had to jack off like four times to calm down.
Sorry if some of you don't like this stuff but I had to get it out of my chest, it was so hot and it felt so real, I'm still grieving for waking up.

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Miss Yeti is coming to visit

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>>46184393
>NTR
I also wish you didn't wake up, Anon.

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i wonder how meeting a pheonix after the first reincarnation would be like?

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>>46184432
Soooft.

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>>46184446
I'm not into NTR, but it was how happened in the dream

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>>46184393
>hey, wanna enter with my in the pregnancy matches? I know my boy is not going to participate and I see a lot of potential from you
As expected from a girl who insists they are just friends.
With casual monster girls you lose.

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>>46184432
all yetis should be chubby like that
and atleast 2 meter tall

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>>46184488
This is why you should only fuck ranked competitive monster girls.

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need haggiest thickest and longest snake lady to comfort me

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Me
>"Please I'm not a fighter, I'm not strong! I don't want to fight you!"
The Salamander boxer I was unfortunate enough to cross paths with
>"So anyway, I started swinging."

I'm in the hospital now btw.

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>>46184524
>longest
Anon, you couldn't even handle a 10m snake. How would you even start thinking about taking care of a lamia that extends for kilometers underground buried under a pyramide for centuries biding her time until someone unselas her to finally take revenge on the pharaoh that ordered her sealing.

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>>46184393
>her son is a "grandma's boy" so she wasn't even considered and her grandma had been competing with him since kindergarten
It's always those greedy grandmas taking those precious moments away from mothers

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Filthy tanuki gold

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>>46184537
Why are Monsters allowed to get away with doing things like this?

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So the UK have these gold plated coins to commemorate 80 years since the d-day landings
got me thinking, in this day and age how would creeping coins adapt to us not using gold for currency?

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>>46184560
>commemorative coin to celebrate portals day anniversary
>it's some bloke being rode by a hellhound
>men who touch it become horny for mamono pussy and women slowly get corrupted

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>>46184560
Are kids even taught about WW2 nowdays outside of "hitler was naughty?"

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>>46184393
>My God I woke up so horny and frustrated that I had to jack off like four times to calm down.
I'm too familiar with this feel, you will learn to live with it

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>>46184591
There's not much else to it anyway unless you want to add 'but soviets bad too btw', which is hardly something that needs explanation anyway.

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Reminder that if you went through the portals there is a 99% chance its getting camped by multiple monsters, possibly hags

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>She wants you to call her "Ricchan" when home

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>>46184591
Yes but in some places the narrative has been twisted so amarica were also big meanies to everyone, half the generals are guilty of either war crimes or retroactive racisum and japan didn't du nuthin to nobody
and the holocaust affected only the jews apparently
>No village of wererabbits trying ther best to disract you from the chemical labs

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>>46184642
>in some places
so just in your head, got it

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>>46184255
At least post one of the better forms, like the adversary or apotheosis
nightmare was shit

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>>46184646
I'll have you know that Anons head is a place, making him techically right
still, that does sound too stupid for even reddit.

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>>46184611
>step through the portal but there's no ground on the other side
>fall into the ocean
>swim to the surface and see that there's no land for hundreds of miles, maybe thousands
>and then a tentacle wraps around your leg

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I accept that my place is under the foot of a cruel Demon mistress who wishes for nothing more than to use me as a living meat dildo and bed warmer. Evil always wins in the end so why resist. I have no hope anymore.

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>>46184659
Nothing is too stupid for reddit

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>>46184646
THERE IS NO WAR IN BA SING SE

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>>46184611
Cat kingdom portals where?

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If the portals aren't clearly marked with exact directions of where you will end up I'd be worried.
And brochures. If the portals don't spew out brochures showing what monster girls are on the other side it's dangerously grimdark and you shouldn't go through.

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>>46183305
Happy birthday gun

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>>46184538
i want to be covered in sneak meat i dont care about consequences of my actions

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The most fear inducing way the invasion could happen is if somebody was monsterised on live tv/stream
Just imaine a newscaster lady turing into a were wolf and raping the weatherman

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>>46184799
>enter unmarked portal
>get spat out in the center of hagville
>dead space horror sound as they all snap to look at you at the same time

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Why doesn't apophis just eat the pharaoh
She's a snake isn't she?
Just eat the bitch

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>>46184210
I will call her a bad dog and hit her with a rolled up newspaper.

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I fuck up my Blanc manger coco, I want to die. A mamono would be really useful right now

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>>46184827
Joke's on you, she's into that shit.

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>>46184832
>Blanc manger coco
a... a what?

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>>46184824
Because the Pharaoh is an undead, she's rotten and disgusting

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>>46184849
https://en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/blancmange
This, it's super simple

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sluge

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I want to ask my Dragonian tour guide if I can pat her head.

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>>46185043
what was she slobberin on

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>>46183305
Happy birthday, man.
What's your fave monster?

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>>46185059
Choco tacos. Mamono love choco tacos.

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latam monsters would be the best

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>>46185063

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>>46185103
waffles the dragon, the scourge of the bakery, depleter of sweets

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>>46185147
What she doin?

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>>46185180
An idle animation.

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MGERPG update when?

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>>46185147
>>46185196
Guilty gear but with mgs

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>>46185241
The last I read about it was KC redoing a weresheep kissing scene because you didn't have a good enough view of the action so between that, the tight lipped inner circle, and the increased pace of profiles my guess is somewhere between now and never.

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>>46184393
>she embraced me and started saying to follow a rhythm like if we were listening to music and she starting humming the "strike back" song from Guilty Gear as a guide to follow the rhythm
I find hilarious that a mother knows a melody like that, and even more hilarious as having it as a guide for pounding motions

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>>46185301
Dreams are not exactly logical and use whatever resource available in your brain

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Pokegirls, yay or nay?

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>>46185398
Kill yourself.

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>>46185398
Kinkymation has gone through about 200 of them now.

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>>46185429
You say this so much it loses meaning.

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>Type: Beastman
Who can stop them?

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>>46185506
She's just a very lonely wisp.

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>>46185520
>beastMEN
idk seems pretty gay

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>>46185544
>woMAN
Oh shit they're all Alps

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People laughed at me, they called me crazy.
'Fire is an element, water too, they can suffice the land with energy but thats not possible!'
Well who is laughing now? I've filled the land with the element of cow and now all the monsters are part-holst!

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Going around Dragonia calling all the dragons cute and beautiful then leaving before they can respond.

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>>46185544
they have men in the name because they get all the men

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>>46183305
I'll be 36 this year...

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>>46185612
at least you have wife and kids by now

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>>46185612
I'm still single at 34

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>>46185627
That's a cruel thing to say to an anon

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>>46185627
>>46185638
No, I'm still a kissless virgin.

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All you were doing was taking a walk in the woods with your girlfriend and suddenly she gets bitten.

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>>46185653
I'm still a virgin at 34, I've kissed girls before when I used to mandatory party in the army

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>>46185648
Is it? By now the whole 'ha-ha I'm 30+ and totally a virgin bros xD' meme isn't even remotely funny, and no one takes it seriously. It part of the kayfabe at best.

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>>46185672
Your MOM is kayfabe.

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>>46185672
It's funny to people who aren't over that age.

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a foxgirl with tails poofy enough to use as a seat.

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>>46185721
I don't believe you--show me!

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>>46185103
It was a rushjob and not nearly as good as the reference but happy b-day, man

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How do large monsters use public transport? Are all buses just really big? double decker with only seats on top? What if there's a crash?

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Consider the following
old wans in heat

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>>46185828
Wow, amazing service!

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>>46185843
We're out of the doghouse, fellas

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>>46185862
and into her birdhouse

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>>46185043
!

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>>46185843
Owls are literally MADE to be bullied.

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>>46183305
I turned 32 today, man time flies away now. I think this is the time around when realizations start to crystallize inside you. It's not a good feeling, but doing the best with what you have.
please post some demons.
with clack clack heels if possible

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>>46185931
Happy birthday. Have a 1950s housewife.

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>>46185931
Happy birthday, old man

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https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/116364061
nachos grande

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I'm gonna beat Druella in a 1v1 puzzle game match and declare it as a victory for mankind and the Order!

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>>46185922
She's flat from her vigorous overuse of magic. Her fault.

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>>46186114
Good lord looking at the thumbnail I thought she has her back turned to the viewer and is turning her head 180 degrees with her hands

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>>46186114
Powerful saggers
Would lose instantly to/10

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>>46184393
Man, I would give anything for having MGE related dreams

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Quick! Decide!

>Alp
>Baphomet
>Kejourou

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>>46183987
The true butt slut of all monster girls, that she literally has her husband living upon her ass.

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>>46186169
Alp if she has nice butt

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>>46185943
>>46185959
thanks, I appreciate it really.

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>>46186169
Alp.

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>>46186169
Kej

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>>46186169
Hard between and Alp and a Bapho, they are both too enticing

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>>46185544
Anon don’t drink strange potions that have been given to you by even more stranger monsters it will do otherworldly things to your body, I know because I’m speaking from experience.

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Is Druella Albino?

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>>46186176
>>46186182
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>>46186190
Time's up! Alp has won. I shall return.

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>>46186220
...You're gonna write a guro NTR suicide story aren't you

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>>46186225
No, it'll be cute and lewd.

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>>46186225
That guy still around?

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Oh no! She stole my heart and won't give it back.

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>>46186228
Yeah, once every few days he re-appears

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You will be raped by bugs. Like a lot of bugs.

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>>46186319
i'm doing my part

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>>46186319
I'm too busy with the robots to go to the bug areas

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>>46186225
If only we were so lucky.

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>>46186227
So
Anal or impregnation?
One of the two is mandatory when it comes to alps.

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>>46186362
Anal of course.
And impregnation is not an alp-exclusive thing

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>>46186362
Both? Maybe.

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>>46185931
Time flies but It's never as bad as you think It is, man.
Ganbatte

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>>46186372
Ah, see now we're talking.
Depending on what kind of story you're making: May I request "sex with alp while ganing with her"?

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>tfw turned 27 a week ago
Soon I wont be able to be hag'd anymore
Please open the portals I need to be hag'd before I expire

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>>46186400
Can you please get out of my head? Or are you peeking into my ideas Google Doc?

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>>46186411
What am I in an old folks home now? All you grandpas better stay out of my way when the going gets tough because I don't need your aching backs slowing me down

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>>46186417
I see everything.
You're also almost out of milk.

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>>46186422
retirement homes are locked to S rank adventurers guild members only
far too dangerous, what with the randy mamano and all

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>>46186461
I use my lockpicking skill to break into the retirement home so I can finally get hag'd
Use the last numbers as my roll

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>>46186411
>Soon I wont be able to be hag'd anymore
There's always an older hag. Even an 80 year old is a cute little morsel to the 500 year old virgin elf.

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>>46186501
>80 years old
Bro is literally a walking dead corpse he’s already bait for the undead there is no saving him, that he will probably be with a elf just not the living kind.

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>>46186534
banshee is a strictly better elf after all

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>>46186411
>Soon I wont be able to be hag'd anymore
Human age is irrelevant when they can turn you into whatever age with magic.

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>>46186534
If he can survive a few rounds of hip breaking sex to incubize, MAMONO MANA will make him spry and horny again.

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>>46186544
>implying a hag wouldn't gently ride her little geezer back to the peak of health

Once she's got him where she wants him though? She's the one whose hips are at risk of breaking. Just as planned.

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>>46186543
It’s hotter than a son of bitch out here!

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>hip-shattering hag mating press
There is no defense against this

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>>46186570
Hags also love to nurse people back to good health so I guess the cycle goes from shattering to nursing back to health until the hip has shattered so many times and became so strong that it can endure the grinding

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>>46186570
go on, then

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>>46186169
Baph. Guaranteed SMUG

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>>46186586
W-wait not the big fox...

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>having afternoon tea with my dark mage hagwife
>tastes funny
>blink and everything seems a little bigger
>wtf why does my arm look stubby
>she has THAT look in her eyes when she comes over to headpat me
B-bros?

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>>46186650
Sorry your wife is into age play nothing you can do about it man.

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>>46186650
You lucky bastard.
>captcha: NNG0D

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>>46186650
Hit her with the loli potion as revenge

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But I don't want to spend the rest of my life drinking mi-mph

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>>46186650
must've confused the potion ingredients or something
honest mistake

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>tfw you prank baphos by putting them o the high shelfs
>get cursed to be a shota
>Now no one believes you when you tell them that have 40 year experience as a plumber anymore, even when you show them that you are a liscened one
sucks, how am i supposed to make a living now!

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I need big dogs, the dumber the better

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>>46186707
goats are well known for their contempt of heights, gravity and physics

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>>46186708
Dark, dumb and full of bark

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>>46186708
One big dumb wolf for you!

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Hellhound butt drains my pale skinned balls.

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>>46186727
i now hold a grudge asgaint them damned goats
I cant even go out in the street alone without one of three things happen
>Get a motherly hag that wishes to pamper me or try and find my parents
>a creepy neet monster that tries the good old candy trick on me
>Police p'orcers taking me to the station and attempt to find my parents
my parents are dead and the only work i always can rely on getting is sabbath terrority or weirdo hags that try and put bills in my pants when im working a damn sink drain

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>>46184620
That was one of the suggestions from the end of the previous thread, right? The shrine maidens would freak if they saw their goddess off duty.

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>>46186380
cute!
thanks a lot!

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>>46186790
>My parents are dead
Would a undead bring back your parents in order to make you fall in love with her?

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>>46186813
decent chance that backfires

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>>46186708

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>>46186821
Fat monsters are made for skinny anons.

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>>46186813
maybe but i cant seem to find the damn old gote
whenever i get an inkling where she might be, she fucking runs
Its like part cockatrice, when i get my hands on her, immma correct the damn brat

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You know is there a story where monster girls break into a unethical order prison while the prisoners try to fight back against the incoming monsters after all the order guards left them to defend themselves, but of course fail in the end.

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>>46186828

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>>46186850
>unethical order prison
>while the prisoners try to fight back against the incoming monsters
This is honestly the most retarded premise I've seen so far and I include the other edgy shitfics.

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>>46186852
I love this boat oni so goddamn much

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>>46186828
What should I be to have a buff monster?

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>>46186866
I guess I should explain better that the prisoners are men who may not know much about monsters so they would share similar ideas of the order since they are around order guards alot and might be a little scared of monsters. Another thing majority of the prisoners are petty criminals that are more sad than anything. That the fights would get weaker and weaker almost like stopping the outburst of a child when the prisoners understand the monsters know no harm.

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>>46186894
Slim muscular that you are built for running, for big buff monsters like the chase.

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>>46186894
Be a car--those occasionally need to be buffed.

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damn stupid sexy bunnies
shaking their massive behinds in my face and wearing them them thigh highs

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>>46186921
They are depressed and lonely Anon, don’t be a dick go fuck them.

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Umm okay?

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>>46186934
What, yeah we fuck monster girls around here what of it?

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>>46186928
i would understand if it is one bunny in her little hut in the wood, not an entire village of them, i think that i'll just go back to my own village and stay there and becoe a priest

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>>46186708
If you don't mind ai, here is a big American Hound and her Skinny Husband.

https://litter.catbox.moe/a0qbnl.png

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>>46186952
lewd

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>tfw you choose the p'orc hag who owns the supply shop in the starting town instead of your intended Companion of the lizard girl, or the pyrow mage

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>>46186952
is this aislop

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>>46187008
Can you read, or are you retarded.

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>>46187015
is this aislop?????????

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>>46186866
Show some respect you bloody benchod, that's Lanternon brainstorming ideas for his upcoming 3rd story.

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>>46187008
>If you don't mind ai
>is this aislop
It's ironic you call it slop, considering your brain is made of it.

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>>46187020
the difference between a good idea and a bad idea is often presentation

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>>46186952
You know, for AI slop this is really damn good.
I can never get it to work all that well for hellhounds.

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Please stop calling Miss Automaton's work slop! It's hurting her feelings.

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>>46187089
Only odd part is that arms and paws look more like a dogs front legs. AI knows what's going on.

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>>46186756
Black lipstick should be outlawed. How am I supposed to resist this?

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>>46187173
>White boys fuck black dogs.

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>>46186326
>try to sex all the bugs to save humanity from their clowncar fertility
>just create more bugs
drat

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Beware of women walking around with vials in the open.

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>>46187089
Find or train a lora, I had to train one, out of the box models can't get it accurate enough, also pixel art helps it look better in my opinion, AI can be pretty generic and pixel art helps break up that look that it's known for. Have SFW Nun Hellwan, turned out pretty good and would be even better if I edited the slight color defects on the paws.

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>>46186852
Looks like the cover for the new doujin he's making

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I will defeat monster generals with decoy armies till all their soldiers desert due to lack of husbands

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>>46187210
>train a lora
See, I got to that part and then decided it wasn't worth trying anymore. Just seems like too much effort.

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>>46187242
I wanna marry the grizzled old war veteran demon.
Even if that's only like 5 battles and she didn't find a husband in that time, which makes her a "veteran"

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>>46184125
>craft the perfect gargoyle body that fits all my fetishes
>Stuck waiting for a soul to inhabit it
How long does this usually take?

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>>46187304
>grizzled old war veteran demon shows off her battle scars
>it's actually knife cuts from her trying to cook for you for the first time
>praise her for being a fierce warlord while she acts smug while blushing

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>>46187304
War... war never changes.

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>>46187315
3-5 business weeks.

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remember not milking your holstaurs is considered abuse

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>>46187355
Can you speed up the process by putting signs near it saying "Cute Soul Needed" or "Looking for Soul for Wife position"?

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>>46187324
>Demon army training includes stuff like cooking training, cuddling exercises and consoling lessons.
>"PRIVEATE, IF YOUR HUSBAND IS KIND OF SAD WHAT KIND OF FOOD SHOULD YOU MAKE!?"
>"W-well, I could make some home made pizza an--"
>"WRONG, YOU ARE GOING TO MAKE HIS FAVORITE MEAL AND TELL HIM THAT YOU LOVE HIM. AND YOU WILL MAKE THAT MEAL WITH LOVE!"

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>>46187363
Yes actually. Tends to get the attention of the gods or whoever is powerful enough to give it a soul.
You can get it even quicker by addressing it to a specific god. Just be careful what god you chose.

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It is time to talk about hatter's big fat ass

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>be me
>tallflat enjoyer
>marry smol shortstack Holstaur
>tease her as she grows inch by inch and shrinks cup by cup
>still just as much milk just smol titties
>makes cute faces when I drink straight from the tap
>bully her by making her give me paizuri despite tiny titties

Why does my mother in law look at me like I'm a freak?

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>>46187408
Pick Hel. Get you a girl who needed some reform before she got back into the action.

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>>46187411
No it’s time to talk about big fat cow ass

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>>46187372
>one salamander timidly asks when they will actually learn how to fight as an army
>drill sergeant harshly scolds her and says nothing is as important as making your husband smile and receiving love in return
>salamander's punishment is writing a sappy love poem and reading it in front of the whole squad

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>>46187411
I want to get sandwiched between a Hatter and a Troll, they have the best proportions for that

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>>46187431
This cow is evil

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>>46187411
Hatter has the best ass of all monsters. I will die on that hill (by which I mean live under those hills)

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I want to become a being of pure madness.

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>>46187463
Consider two Trolls in hats.

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>>46187463
>>46187514
Oh yes, wearing matching lingerie

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>>46187503
Pure madness, eh? Like Miss Sword here?

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>>46187498
most cows are

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>>46187447
>Show up as a lone knight to the demon army camp
>Loudly announce that you want a honor duel
>And ACTUAL honor duel
>Every salamander, lizard girl and Dullahan scrambler to be the one to fight you so they actually get a fight

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>>46187447
I wanna work as the comfort boy in a demon army camp.
It's actually just a training position for the so they can learn how to comfort their future husband, nothing sexual about it. though I do fuck the drill sergeant in the ass.

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>>46187560
>though I do fuck the drill sergeant in the ass.
Imagine a super strict and demanding drill sergeant that loves to get dom'd in her private quarters every night. Nobody dares to bring it up in fear of what she might do.

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>>46187560
I can see a Bicorn drill sergeant doing this just so she can find out which girls spark with her husband. Those girls find themselves joining her as drill sergeants because they can't exactly go into battle after the training aide married and knocked them up, can they?

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>>46187514
Consider two hatters with troll freckles

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what kind of monster would a noble tsundere princess be? (other than a dragon)

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Anybody has that image of a vampire complaining about how unhealthy Anon's blood is?

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>>46187525
I know exactly what the matching outfit can be
>>46163691
>>46163898
>>46163907

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>>46187600
>banshee drill sergeant hopes nobody heard her last night
>everybody heard her last night

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>>46187605
That's also cute.
>>46187607
Vampire

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>>46187607
>Vampire
>Wight
>Phantom
>Lim
>Pharaoh
>Apophis
>Valkyrie
>Hornet (Queen)

Those are the ones that I first thought of.

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I love hatter. She was insane at first, but after plenty of long teatime conversations and shared laughs I think I'm finally getting through to her - she makes perfect sense now!

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>>46187610
Gotchu.

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>>46187646
And now that vampire has some microplastics in her!

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>>46187646
>diet
>can't eat fast food anymore

Just fucking kill me already if I can't eat my beloved Cheesy Gordita Crunch.

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>>46187680
It's too late anon, Taco Bell has already been replaced

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>>46185241
Ask Wikifag or his Chinese paramour.

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>>46187694
It is over. The Age of Man has come to an end. I will see you in the next life, gentlemen.

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>>46187646
Thanks

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>>46187725
That show was great. Neet vampire is best vampire.

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>>46187624
>>46187630
Vampire is a good choice, but I think I'll go with a high-level succubus, make her secretly lewd against her wishes. Many lamia types would work as well, but I already have too many ideas for reptile family girls as it is.

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>>46187725
Source?

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>>46187737
>human girl gets turned into a Succubus
>has so much potential she goes straight from human to Arch Succubus over night
>looks almost identical to a Lim with the exception of having Succ horns and non-red eyes
>Lim that transformed her is absolutely gobsmacked but shrugs and fucks off to do Lim things
>now she's struggling with trying to control her overwhelming lewdness
>ultratsunmode activate

If this doesn't get written, I'm doing it myself.

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>>46187752
Starts with Call, figure it out from there. The ending of the manga fucking sucked ass.

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>>46187754
>all that pent up lewdness is directed at her childhood friend anon
>village doesn't care she is a succ now since they are tired watching anon and her acting all "will they or will they not fuck"

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>>46187752
"Yofukashi no Uta", a 13 episode anime from summer 2022. Stars a middle school boy and the vampire neet who takes an interest in him.

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>>46187766
Call of the vampire who transformed me into her sister minion.

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>Creepy shut-in gets sick of her nervous, introverted personality holding her back
>Willingly gets succ'd
>Her personality is unchanged, she's just even hornier

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>>46187781
Oh, and it's adapted from a manga that I never read.

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if i take off the mad hatter's hat will that only make her mad?

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>>46187790
https://files.catbox.moe/etnrix.png

Meanwhile, actual vampire kino.

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>>46187799
her hat will be mad

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>>46187776
She's a princess though.

>princess gets transformed by Lim who just wants to get the small kingdom out of the way
>princess' bodyguard paladin/childhood friend has to struggle with her unknowingly tempting him
>gets incredibly flustered as she subconsciously flaunts herself in front of him over and over
>gets incredibly confused as well because she's an ultratsun so he doesn't understand why she keeps cupping his balls with her tail
>entire royal court, already monsterized or married to monsters, decide to stay out of it and enjoy the show

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>>46187788
I'm making her dye her hair brown and vent her frustration on me.

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>>46187799
No, but she'll be embarrassed since her hair will be mussed from the hat she was wearing. Can you imagine that? Miss Hatter blushing and stumbling over her words while holding her hands in front of her face?

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>>46187808
I want to place these in the displays at women's clothing stores. You know, as a joke, haha.

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>>46187819
I couldn't imagine it. It is unfathomable. She is the pinnacle of poise and a most articulate monster. Surely she would not get so embarassed by a few stray hairs?
>>46187808
Pet the hat

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>>46187799
She will grow another hat and another Hatter will grow out of the hat

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>>46187843
that's crazy. what about the hatter growing in her womb?

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>>46187843
>marry Hatter
>take her hat off
>get second Hatter
>marry Hatter
>take their hats off
>marry Hatters
>take their hats off
>marry Hatters

How long until you hit Hatter Singularity?

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>>46187843
Would they count as sisters? They come from the same hat

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>>46187754
I'm thinking more like
>princess who was sent to the temple to serve as a shrine-maiden
>she activates her latent potential and transforms into an arch succubus in the midst of a disaster
>MC who was her childhood friend and crush saves her, helped by a creepy jealous lamia who's already coiled around him
>ultra-tsun, ultra-embarassed, ultra-horny mode activate
>love triangle established
>now mc has to travel with the two of them to find a macguffin, and other girls
Sorry, not strictly mge as the monstergirls are also dangerous until tamed, like myth. It's hotter and cooler that way

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>>46183282
>What'll it be, officer?

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Miss Wight is so out of my league, I could never ask her out...

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>>46187908
>spooky ghost fox crew
oh no!

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>>46187864
>not MGE

I'm going to punish you by stealing this idea for myself and making it actually good.

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>>46187938
Anon, you have to stop posting about punishing other Anons. If you don't, you'll become a dommy mommy alp who "punishes" Anons until one of them snaps and punishes your puss-puss in return.

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>>46187864
I was listening to an asmr the other day about a catiglrl pharaoh and it was so much hotter because of the threats she did.

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>>46187949
They can't do that, it'd be gay!

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>>46187908
>fox
>wight
>pirate
Monster multiclassing is getting out of control. I saw a minotaur dark paladin barbarian the other day and she wiped a whole regiment of Order soldiers because she stacked her Dark God buffs with her berserking to multiply her on-hit damage and one-shot everything.

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>>46187938
go ahead, I have a lot more deatils I didn't share which would make it unique, and I'm a lazy bastard so I'll probably never get to posting it online anyway
>>46187983
it's great, right? you have the masculine dream of outsmarting and fighting a terrifying foe, and then you get a waifu afterwards. Even then, you're in danger of being monopolized by her, as gods and monsters are known for their jealosy.
Even though I hate fateshit, it's got the right idea with some of it's servants like shuten douji for this.

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I want to marry the female kid desert princess

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>>46188075
I want to violate her butthole until it turns inside out and can't close it anymore

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>>46188097
Wha--why?

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>>46188101
It's one of the mentally ill who managed to dodge the latest ban wave.

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>>46188101
Because that butt was made for it, she has the perfect proportions for violent manhandling. She can take it until she becomes a wet gaping mess.

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>>46188101
High class girls and royalty are weak to anal

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>>46186297
>Getting caught in a big kot tail
How can I dom her if she pulls that kind of moves

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>>46188118
>Chesh is a spade
>Has heart pupils instead of spade pupils

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>>46187754
>Used goods
Still a lesser option

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>>46188124
Anon that's just an upside-down heart with a little penis drawn under it for the sake of comedy since hearts look like butts.

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>>46188141
no this chesh has a spade on her cheek, aka a shovel, so is a shovelfaced monster.
she is the lamest suit.

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>>46188128
Even your natural born monster waifu did things she regrets before She got her pussy

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>>46186701
Must have been. In fact, it's statistically the most common potion-brewing mistake dark mages make...

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>>46188128
The best part of MGE is that monsterization corrects women through the corrupting power of mamono mana.

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>>46188207
But what if it didn't?

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dark mage and hatter are more alike than you think

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What if monsterization went horribly wrong and human women were left like human women. Except monsters.

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>>46188207
Shoggoth Grady telling Anon that he's always been the caretaker, and that she corrected harlots who waltzed into her hotel through Shoggification.

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>>46183282

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It's a shame that you can't have a normal relationship with a hag who appreciates you as the man you are, they can't help but turn it into some weird mommy kink. Sigh... This is why I will not go to hagville, I want a woman with a body made for breeding, not a "mommy".

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>>46188227
In a world gone mad it is an anon that wants a normal wife who is looked upon with shock.

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>>46188224
This is why I prefer the monsters at the other side of the portal than monsterization, and I can because in all the monster characters in written stories about monsterization you can still sniff the woman in them, some kind of stench of corruption that still lingers in the dialogue of the characters

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Worship pharaoh ass

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>>46188376
her throne awaits

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i want to have sex with officer p'orcer,

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>>46188376
But she's out of my league, I couldn't even dare to approach her. I'm a nobody, I couldn't even go near royalty.

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>>46188376
I'm busy worshipping a different ass

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>>46185665
COCKA
>PantsGrab

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>>46188425
>the pharohs face when anon goes after the royal troll cook

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anyone else (blessedly or otherwise) surprised there's been no like... anthrofied/kemono versions of the MGE hellwans, at all? i even double-checked in the infernal site of e621

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>>46188440
>royal troll cook
>Troll almost naked covered by semi translucent cloths and gold embroidering
>with a chef hat and a translucent cooking apron
Hot

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>>46188467
Loona already exists.

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>>46188467
Not really because MGE thankfully doesn't attract furries. The assmad potato pest not withstanding.

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>>46188420
Anons not being confident enough to approach rich and powerful girls "out of their league" is why so many Monster royals are still single and depressed! Stop being like that!

[Anonymous No.]

Can someone please tell the write fairies to leave me alone? I'm having fun with this Alp idea and suddenly get hit with three more out of nowhere. My life is being consumed by this.

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>>46188531
No.

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>>46188531
Tell them to come to me cause I'm stuck trying to push something out.

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>>46188531
Fairy alp sex
Alp fairy sex

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>>46188541
This sounds like you're in the bathroom trying to drop a deuce, not write a story.

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>>46188531
You're just a slave to your fate, ever doomed to repeat this again and again and again

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>>46188591
Well it is a shitposty idea, so that might be quite apt.

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>>46188376
I'll worship the minor goddess by groping and massaging her ass, thighs and tiny breasts, licking her mana cracks and slowfucking both holes making sure to enjoy every thrust.

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>>46188625
Oof... a girl with only 2 holes. Take the L, man.

[Anonymous No.]

>chesh loli walks up to me snickering in the neighborhood, hiding the paper of jokes she's written down behind her back
>"Hey mister, wanna hear a joke?"
>stare at her blankly and raise my eyebrow
>"If I make you laugh, you gotta marry me when I grow up, deal?"
>tell her sure, if she can make me laugh
>she gulps and quickly looks back at her sheet to keep the joke memorized then looks back at me
>"S-So, do you know why the Bunyip went to the gas station?"
>I know where this racist bunyip aboriginal gas huffing junk "joke" is going
>tell her that her jokes suck
>"E-eh?! B-But you didn't even let me finish..."
>tell her she'll never be funny
>tell her she'll never be the comedian she wants to be, and like all Cheshires, she'll just be dreadfully vapid forever and everyone will hate her and her awful sense of humor
>"H-hey...! Th-That's not nice to say!"
>grab the chesh loli's joke sheet from her
>"H-H-Hey! G-Give that back!"
>start reading her terrible jokes
>just a bunch of absurdist crap that uses racism as a punchline
>tell her that a despicable little racist like her is never getting a bigger audience than a wall, and that the real joke is her thinking she ever had a chance
>rip the little racist's joke sheet up while she cries and weakly pounds at my leg with her fist before she jumps up trying to grab the little bits of her torn up joke sheet
>loli chesh collapses on the ground clutching her torn up joke sheet crying so hard her makeup is coming off
>tell the little racist shit to go kill herself, and to make it extra amusing so people will actually laugh at her for once before I walk off to go back to my apartment, she just teleports away in shame
Fucking racist Cheshires man, they never learn. She's lucky I didn't punch her. Fuck racism man, every racist deserves to get punched in the face. I hope that Chesh gets ran over or something.

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>>46188531
Combine stories, I bet Alp would do great in any setting

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>>46183282

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>>46188685
My cheshire wife wears a swastika ironically and I think that's fine. It's the peak of comedy.

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>>46188685
that was a fucked up overreaction, tell them what their doing is wrong but dont tell them to kill themselves.

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>>46188685
>chesh loli walks up to me snickering in the neighborhood, hiding the paper of jokes she's written down behind her back
>"Hey mister, wanna hear a joke?"
>stare at her blankly and raise my eyebrow
>"If I make you laugh, you gotta marry me when I grow up, deal?"
>Mating press the loli and impregnate her on the spot
Marriage with loli chesh...

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>>46188708
>>46188728
If you insist going to replying to the shitposter atleast just tell him to kys, I think his brain damage is getting even more severe over time.

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>>46188685
Bogies don't have this problem.

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>>46188728
Nah, fuck racists. Racist ass Cheshires aren't getting any mercy. Imagine being a racist in MGC in 2049... BAKA...

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>>46188703
>no pointy ears, nor is bald, prolly just has shitty sharp canines too instead of central incisors
shit-tier waifu

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>>46188685
Based anon defending the integrity of Bunyips like a HERO

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>>46188470
Oh God yes! I love Troll butts so much that just for pairing with a Troll I wish the gaping sports league would become canon. We would quickly become the most expensive players in the league.

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>>46188741
Bogie sex

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Oh I see, the deranged posts tonight are those people. I guess they only got 3 days.

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>>46188752
>central incisors

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>>46187408
imagine choosing Ares.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46188752
Shit taste, bald women are disgusting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46188860
Nah, senpai, desu. Bald women can be hot.

[Anonymous No.]

>"Master, is this extra synthetic padding really a necessary upgrade to my model?"

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>>46188879
Wrong.

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>>46188891
Hm, you're right, it's not necessary because it's not enough, even more needs to be added, and in the chest area too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46188902
Ugh. No.
It's NECESSARY, but not SUFFICIENT. L2Logic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46188860
Bald can work, especially on a vampire

[Anonymous No.]

>>46188860
Trash, even if baldies aren't your thing she can have any style and color simply thanks to wigs

[Anonymous No.]

>>46188915
Yeah yeah whatever Miss Gremlin just take my money and increase the unit's mass already.

[Anonymous No.]

hair makes things easier to find appealing

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>>46188939
What a cute nosferatu

[Anonymous No.]

Okay but the racist chesh deserved it

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>>46188953
I dunno. I feel like it takes 2 to tango.

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>>46188953
Impregnated? Definitely

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>>46188750
It's not her fault. She goes to an underfunded majority hellhound school and internalized their racism.

[Anonymous No.]

>A Cheshire in aviator sunglasses appears
>"What makes a nigger turn pale?"
>She finger-guns
>"When I beat the shit out of 'em"

[Anonymous No.]

>>46188925
It doesn’t ever work.
>>46188928
>>46188939
Both of these are gross and you know it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46188984
blame whoever raised/taught her

[Anonymous No.]

>>46188994
Grandma chesh' jokes are just a product of their time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46183282

[Anonymous No.]

Okay but why do monsters allow their very , very young children marry adult human men? Why is it OK to have a bunch of grade schoolers sexually harass human men?

[Anonymous No.]

>walking to my apartment
>see my neighbor who lives across the hall from me, Miss Lilim, going to hers
>"Hey, Miss Lim."
>"A-Anon! Hi!"
>"Still a virgin loser, Miss Lim?"
>"gk-... y... yes...."
>"Haha, cool! Have a good one Miss Lim."
>go into my apartment to play video games while Miss Lim goes to cry into her pillow and depression eat another tub of ice cream

[Anonymous No.]

Help my bunyip wife caught a hellhound and now she keeps returning to be coiled by my wife, what am I supposed to do?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46189027
have to wait until she eats a few more. she's not chubby enough yet.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46189033
She probably has a vore fetish and is hoping to goad your Bunyip into swallowing her
File a restraining order immediately

[Anonymous No.]

>>46189011
Because monsters are based.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46189045
It's warm inside.

[Anonymous No.]

>off-topic spam
>extremely deranged posting
Someone's ban definitely expired a few hours ago.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46189033
She's trying to unlock the threesome route

[Anonymous No.]

>>46189064
I don't think there's anything more deranged than larping as an internet detective on fucking 4chan of all the website there is on the internet

[Anonymous No.]

>>46189027
I will take Ms. Lim and make her an honest woman. I will cure her depression with daughterus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46189033
fuck hellhound then get smothered by both of them

[Anonymous No.]

>>46188531
Writefairies leave me well enough alone because shitty worldbuilding exercises are no more filling than a potato chip filled with air.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46189064
Then let's get back on topic and post some monster girls.
Would you get angry if adventurers sexually harassed your waitress/barkeep waifu in your fantasy tavern retirement life?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46189128
Like, actual wife waifu? If an adventurer wants to sexually harass a married Ushi-Oni, that's really on the adventurer.
And the dramatic beatdown she'd engage in (verbal or otherwise) would be kinda hot, desu.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

i want a p'orc maid
a great cook and is really cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>46189200
>decide to watch porc maid do maid stuff
>she declares war on dirt and scrubs and dusts it like its her enemy
>can't help but sproing her tail and make her go buii since she is too cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>46189143
You shouldn't have a waifu you don't marry, anon. That's messed up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46189216
also shes the best maid to sleep with, very warm and soft. hell even can get you lots of money since she finds black truffles alot
she even found a black truffle hatter

[Anonymous No.]

>>46189275
What if she's a Pyrow?

[Anonymous No.]

Shai-hulud is a good girl. That is all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46189282
>watching porc maid sniff around for truffles
>maid skirt is riding high on her big pink behind
yum

[Anonymous No.]

Need a Lim who isn't a shitty loli but has a flat chest and very wide hips and thick thighs and ass who mostly just wears panties and a tee shirt around the house in my life.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Vampires love giving men paizuri because it brings their heart closest to what they love most. (blood, since the erect member is full of it)

[Anonymous No.]

>>46189200
I want one but it also has to come with a Troll as a pack

[Anonymous No.]

>>46189402
>sucking the blood out of the dick
That's a new concept to a blowjob

[Anonymous No.]

>>46186417
He doesn’t know that someone he knows has been passing the doc along. The Chesh idea is pretty interesting. At least I hope this is yours I’m looking at.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46189406
Those two definitely shouldn't be maids. They're perfect potential housewives.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46189417
That's not a succubus, that's a magical girl (evil)

[Anonymous No.]

>>46189417
She's not even a mamono--she's just a sadistic magical girl who only cares about being sadistic to magical girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46189408
I imagine Vampires can suck blood out of your dick painlessly with some dark magic or something, they've basically be making the blood just sponge out of the skin and maybe could use their mana to even make it feel good so the actual orgasm is better, and then the Vampire gets a mouth full of red and white that just tastes much better to her, like mixing a cocktail that she smugly swallows down in front of your face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46189200
Do p'orcs come in denominations of 1?
I thought for sure that you had to at least get 5.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46189505
How evil.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

I will not marry my Kiki. She is an employee and I cannot marry an employee, it would be very weird. My Kiki will not be able to convince me to marry her and promote her to housewife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46189687
>fire Kiki
>ask her out on date
>now have live-in Kiki girlfriend
>wait one year
>propose to Kiki girlfriend
>now have Kiki wife

Simple as.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46188540
>get stamped on the forehead with this by art fairy
>she paints your blushing scowl for her gallery

[Anonymous No.]

>>46189697
No, I won't do that. I keep her employed because she keeps other Monsters away from me, but I won't marry her. She is just a means to an end for me...

[Anonymous No.]

>>46189725
>tfw Anon gets raped by a now-feral kiki

[Anonymous No.]

>>46189725
The sweetness of a Kiki melts the cruelty of any black heart, she will fix you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46189725
Another unwitting victim of the Blue Ovary Law has just outed himself.

[Anonymous No.]

>portaled to MGE world
>try your best to get raped
>deliberately look vulnerable
>no wild monster pounces on you
>arrive at MGC
>no civilized monster will pounce on you
>plan c, go to fabled monster brothel
>find a monster of your liking
>tell her you want to take the lead
>confident in your own abilities and stamina
>5 seconds (10 thrusts) and you've already lost
>she giggles at your quickshot
>she asks you if she should take the lead now
>"please...."
>receive a proper rape that doesn't end until well after you've blacked out

[Anonymous No.]

Danuki breath

[Anonymous No.]

I would let her rule my desert kingdom

[Anonymous No.]

My penis is owner of many monster girls.
They have no choice but to be sex objects for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46189816
Loli danuki sex

[Anonymous No.]

>>46189843
Sniffing loli danuki breath?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46189816
Please, Danuki have been recovering from this forced meme, don't force them back into hiding again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46189777
>post portal
>Be new human male immigrant to MGC
>Walking around the busy streets
>I just took a flyer from a danuki asking for human actors in the newly established MGC film industry
>Show up to the address, its in a sketchy industrial looking area of warehouses
>Door is open and leads to a bunch of chairs and couches
>About 10 minutes after my arrival 10 Hellhounds begin to take seats and are looking me up and down
>I wonder what part these gals will have in Ms Nukis film.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46189816
I prefer the Danuki auntster to that breath spammer garbage

[Anonymous No.]

>>46189844
Yes
Loli danuki marriage

[Anonymous No.]

>>46189840
She looks nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>46189848
Well, 1 Anon + 10 hellhounds is 11 people total. I bet it's a soccer-themed movie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46189846
I should they sniff my breath instead?

>Captured by p'orcs
>P'orcs selling me to a danuki
>She gets close to my face
>Sniffs my breath
>"This one's worth 17 denarii"
>"I'll buy him for 15"
>She hands over fake denarii, chocolates covered in a shiny foil
>She disappears with me before they notice

[Anonymous No.]

>>46189866
Yeah, Like a human version of Air Bud, a nice family friendly movie, in a sense...

[Anonymous No.]

>>46189862
Yes, that's what I said. Sniffing loli danuki breath. The scent of caprisuns, goldfish crackers, and fruit rollups

>>46189857
You miss him. Don't deny it, tsundere anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46189879
>"There's nothing in the rules that says a human can't play soccer!"
Loving it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46189886
Nobody ever liked him and everybody was happy he left.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46189886
I don't miss scatfags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46189907
I miss his dedication. That's about it. Kinda like how I miss the holstaurus slowpoke poster from years back

[Anonymous No.]

>be human hobo in MGC
>lead a small gang of 2 devil bugs and 1 mouse girl on scheming ventures and plots to steal food from restaurants
>get beaten the fuck up by the hellhound police when we get caught
>but its okay, because although our stomachs are empty at least we have each other
>keep my girls warm with my big tattered trench coat and scarf and night next to the fire barrel in the back alleys
Posted this using the cellphone we stole btw

[Anonymous No.]

>Monster girl sits next to you on bench
>She is single
You are in extreme danger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46189956
Why? Anyway, maybe she'll protect me from that danger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46189966
She is the danger

[Anonymous No.]

>>46189968
Nonsense. Look, she's protecting him!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46189976
>kidnapped

[Anonymous No.]

>>46189956
Better get into the fox hags car, she has drove past you 3 times while listening to Aqua Lung.

[Anonymous No.]

Goodnight Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, prepare for the coming of spring and all it brings.
Namely, beastgirls getting ready for breeding season.

Drink your milk, calcium builds strong bones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46190014
The bears are gonna wake up soon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46190022
She won't have that winter weight slowing her down either.
She'll be lean, mean, and ready to make cubs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46190014
instructions unclear, beastgirl milk acquired alongside beastgirl, are they supposed to be ahegao-ing post milking? Why won't she let go of her grip on my shirt after I'm done?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46190014
>beastgirls getting ready for breeding season.
Pretty sure any girl is using the season as a excuse for breeding

[Anonymous No.]

>>46190052
Big kot like that purring, must feel like riding a harley davidson.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46190014
What does taco cat milk taste like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46190022
Da bears will win the supergape this year

[Anonymous No.]

>>46190058
Big kots like that chuff, sorry to disappoint.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46190063
Horchata.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46190058
>kot puts her face against your shaft
>purrs you to completion
>acts extremely smug about it

[Anonymous No.]

From RIGHT to LEFT:

1 (far right) - Age: 147 years
>She's the one who invited you there. She assisted in preparing the food. If the opportunity is there, she will rape you. She is the only one at the table speaking to you, trying to woo you but doing so very poorly.
2 (center right) - Age: 323 years
>She also assisted in preparing the food. She drugged your food. She intends to brutally rape you by the end of the night. She's desperate for a child and has a secret potion that will ensure you get her pregnant on the first go. She stares at you attentively; she hasn't even blinked or said a single word.
3 (center left) - Age: 27 years
>She came up with the idea to drug your food. She secretly wants you all to herself. Her plan is to steal you away and run off with you at the first possible moment. She's a turbo virgin that doesn't really know how sex works but is excessively horny right now. She stares at you, thinking about how often you're going to have sex as married couple and planning out your whole lives together.
4 (far left) - Age: 985 years
>She's only there for the food. She's not interested in raping you, but she has no qualms about joining in the fun if the opportunity rises. She knows which part of your food is drugged, and if you play your cards right, she will tell you.

[Anonymous No.]

>Why did they hook up the Alraune to the electrical grid?
Because she was a nuclear power plant!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46190120
>Why do hellhounds have breath that smells like shit?
Because hellhounds tongue my anus.

[Anonymous No.]

Hahahah, foolish Monsters, I got my vasectomy years before your portals opened. You can't possibly hope to wring a kid out of me no- W-W-Wait, hold on Miss Baphomet, put the dark magic down! Let's talk about this! We can reach an agreement here! I'll pay you money, anything you want! NO! NO DON'T HEAL MY SEVERED DEFERENTIA! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-

[Anonymous No.]

>>46190145
>173 baby baphos later Anon is happy father

[Anonymous No.]

>>46190120
Bogie will rape you for that.

[Anonymous No.]

Sabbath harem. Imagine how many you could cuddle at once when they're all smol. Suddenly the little ones are beginning to draw my eye. Especially Familiar, she's real cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46190168
Now imagine the cuddle pile in bed and you will see the appeal of sleep mice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46190108
imma as a simple question
wheres the milk
i want milk

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46190182
holy cow of the church of our milky lady
what is the wisdom you bequeath onto me

[Anonymous No.]

>>46190194
>Touch the cow
>Do it now

[Anonymous No.]

>>46190200
but am i worthy enough to touch the cow?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46190212
>worthy
It's a cow, not a fucking Excalibur or Mjolnir

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine casually chatting about how lonely, sad and pent up you are in life with a Succubus coworker but then never attempting to do anything with her or making any moves at her and always leaving with the excuse that you have to go home to her frustration, and she can't find a lot of time to do anything about it either since she's always busy with those papers that need to be filed like Boss Demon said to, and she still can't find out where you live.

[Anonymous No.]

Girls with fur or something on their legs that stops just high enough that with a short skirt they have thigh gap are my kryptonite. Especially if they have thick thighs, a plump ass, a flat chest and are tall for their species. Even more so if they're also incredibly smug and have the intelligence to back up their smugness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46190222
nature's ZR

[Anonymous No.]

>>46190222
I'm a degenerate.

I like the fur to go all the way up to the hips and include the crotch and ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46190238
Now I gotta go back to that Satyros auntster story from last thread. The fur huffing was an intriguing idea which makes me wonder...would I prefer huffing a monster girls hip and thigh fur or would I rather have the pleasant sight of a thigh gap? One is visual, one is sensual. Tough decision.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46190252
Mamono magic and can make the fur recede and grow back if you like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46190260
Best of both worlds? I can dig it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46188990

[Anonymous No.]

>>46190274
It's actually one of the few things that's explicitly mentioned in MGE that magic can do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46190108
Something's wrong, I've forgotten how I got here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46190336
>"You're lost?"
>"We'll help you get back home, but it's getting late and you look famished."
>"Stay and eat with us. We've got a hot bath ready for after dinner as well. Rest and relax."
>"Tomorrow, we'll get you where you need to be."

[Anonymous No.]

Never accept the charity of Monsters, especially hags. I don't make enough money to feed myself every night working my wage job, just enough to cover rent and Miss Troll who lives across the street from my rented home keeps trying to offer to let me come over for dinner or offering to send me some but I keep declining because I know the moment that I accept one thing from her I practically already belong to her and should be attached to her wide hips. Not gonna happen, I won't give my freedom up to a Monster, especially a hag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46190421
Anon no! Hags love it when you play hard to get! Miss Troll's just going to increase her efforts! You won't be able to resist!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46190434
If she wants me, she'll have to come and get me. I'm not giving in...

[Anonymous No.]

>>46188376
Literally just a undead black woman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46190421
It's worth it Anon. Hags have spent decades preparing for the day they become a wife. I gave in to the HagLim that lived across the street and I haven't eaten better in years.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46189195
That was when Miss Kiki got the bright idea and became a Abyssal Kikimora so you can’t escape her anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46190120
Now that's green electricity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46183996
You deserve to be raped

[Anonymous No.]

>>46190519
White anon will get taken by the Yandere White Snake that was stalking him ever since he got there, it is bound to happen.

[Anonymous No.]

this is my drinking buddy, say something nice about her

[Anonymous No.]

>>46190459
yes, and normal zombie is just undead woman. your point being?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46190542
She looks trustworthy. You should have her escort you home. It's dangerous out there so you'll need to hold her hand the whole way. But it's so late out now that she should stay the night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46190546
Niggeress.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46190549
Imagine stumbling into a succ's home and she puts you to bed while she takes the couch
and then you sneak onto the couch and cuddle

[Anonymous No.]

>>46190538
Pure zipangese people do not like white monkeys, they would not breed with inferior creatures.

[Anonymous No.]

Watch out fellow ojisans. There's a gang of delinquent gyaru elves hanging around the neighborhood baiting lone ojisans into their homes by offering WW2 tank/plane model kits and watching the entirety of the LOTR film series.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46190552
And?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46190646
They cannot contain me!
>offers WWI documentaries and spicy chips
I am defeated...

[Anonymous No.]

>>46190587
>Pure zipangese people do not like white monkeys
Correct, they love them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46190646
>mamono gyaru baits anon for "LotR marathon and chill"
>anon never knew he had the stamina to last through the whole trilogy in one go, director's cut even
>what's more surprising, she was still watching the movies even while getting mating pressed
>that day anon learned many interesting facts about the trilogy

[Anonymous No.]

>6 hours in the p'orc pin and I smell like ham and bacon
It was a good night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46190703
>p'orc pin
how about the holst pin, will i smell like milk and cheese?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46190668
No they don't, they hate filthy gaijin and will hate you too, your white pig ass will never date a Zipangese monster because they hate ugly white monkeys

[Anonymous No.]

>>46186866
i raise you a fic about eating the monstergirls for title of most retarded

[Anonymous No.]

>>46190724
You mean the holst house?
You will most definitely reek of milk, especially if things get messy. Best to wash up before bed. Milk at room temperature for too long isn't pleasant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46190646
if it's got to be peter jackson i'd rather watch Dead Alive

[Anonymous No.]

>>46190727
But if you're good looking, they'll fawn all over you. And practice their english.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46190729
Not something I'd want to read, but I guess reverse vore is finally some justice after all the trash about monster girls eating men.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46190745
Happens when you have a monster girl game that has vore in it become popular for a time.

[Anonymous No.]

There is nothing wrong with vore.

It's healthy, normal, and natural for a man to be attracted to the idea of being consumed by his fated lover.

[Anonymous No.]

I worship Molag Bal, the Daedric Prince of Domination, King of Rape and father of Vampires. The monsters shall not rape me, it is me who shall rape them and dominate them in the name of the father of Coldharbour.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46190791
>t. Anon 5 minutes before getting defeated and raped by a level 3 pixie

[Anonymous No.]

>>46190791
Actually Alduin-chan will rape you easily.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46190770
MGQ and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race

[Anonymous No.]

Forcible minotaur gym trainer breastfeeding after you give her the slightest excuse. Your own fault for showing up to lift weights with her wearing red gym clothing and forgetting your protein shake.

[Anonymous No.]

hebi doing her thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>46190885
>Her husband aknowledged the existence of the cashier
>The cashier was female

[Anonymous No.]

>>46190895
>cashier tells you that you have 99c in change
>gives you the change but briefly touches you
>tell cashier to duck and she ducks
>hebi fire is launched where cashier was
>just another hebi moment

[Anonymous No.]

>>46190926
or
>spirit fireball hits the cashier
>instantly monsterizes her into a hebi
>and she's spirit-bound to (You)
stupid yan snake played herself

[Anonymous No.]

Boys should never trust elves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46190931
>The cashier was just a fake clone of herself to test your fidelity

[Anonymous No.]

>>46190727
Don't be jealous anon. The zipangese rape without prejudice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46191024
For me it's the opposite, I won't marry a Japanese fox girl because I don't speak her language and don't want to learn.

[Anonymous No.]

I like the electric weasels

[Anonymous No.]

>>46191011

[Anonymous No.]

>>46191135
What if she learns your language for you ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46191161
Fucking derp

[Anonymous No.]

>>46191250
W... well, uhh... S-She dresses differently! And cooks different foods from what I'm used to. And comes from a different culture! And she believes in different things, so she's basically an alien to me! We're just not really compatible, so I can't marry a Japanese fox girl!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46191161
Imagine the fantastic tingly snuggles

[Anonymous No.]

>>46191280
Idk anon sounds like you're in denial. Nothing a night of non-consensual lovemaking can't fix though, fortunately. You'll marry a Japanese fox girl and you'll be happy!

[Anonymous No.]

mud pussy could happen to you anywhere any time

[Anonymous No.]

Mere'd dragons that still act though in public are the best.

[Anonymous No.]

I know I'm a big adult man and have to be strong, but god damn I want a bogey to hug me and comfort me.

[Anonymous No.]

>Be harem fag
>Inherited it from dad
>Childhood friend is a shirohebi
>Going around hitting on every monster
>Hebi following me around
>Angrily coiling and dragging me away from the cute dark nun at church
>Throws fireballs at me for spotting a jinko while she does squats
>Bites my neck when I started talking up a cute dhampir at a party
>Boils the wine in her glass at the company party when she heard me asking my demon boss if she’s still single
>Melts a tray of cookies, metal and all, with her flame after seeing me bring home my old friend from high school who’s an alp now
>Digs her nails into my back when I hand out candy to those pyrow delinquents and they ask to come in
>Unlocks the power of blue lightning when I took a dip into a jacuzzi with lava golems
>Waiting in line at store
>She leaves because she forgot something and the cashier is a guy
>It’s his break so a bicorn replaces him
>Can barely say hello before hebi tackles me and drags me out of the store leaving our stuff behind

[Anonymous No.]

What am I supposed to do if a Dragon kidnaps me and makes me into her slave and actually mistreats me and forces me to do hard labor for her and doesn't have sex with me because she doesn't actually love me and just sees me as a useful serf with no rights?

[Anonymous No.]

Pray to Eros for the strength to mere this dragon and it will be given for lust and love triumph all. Alternatively whistle or yell as loud as you can snd jump off the mountain a harpy, manticore, wyvern, griffon, or other flying monster will catch you

[Anonymous No.]

>>46191951
Kill yourself and let it be known by Eros, she will curse her to a miserable life with no pardon

[Anonymous No.]

>>46192066
I'm gonna pick this because I'm spiteful and want those who wrong me to suffer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46191951
You eat the weird mushrooms growing in her garden and let your instincts take over from there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46191951
Escape into cold territories when she falls asleep for Dragons can’t handle the cold, they are reptiles after all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46191951
Literally monster girls don’t do this shit, that Lilith got mad over how truly evil old era monsters were. Which was one of the major reasons why she became the demon lord in the first place and also she had a human fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>pushes up nerd glasses
Erm... you *snort* know that monster girls don't ackshually do this right? The *ashma attack* setting material SHAID so, erm...

[Anonymous No.]

>>46192183
All I can see reading this is the nerd pac-man meme so doesn’t affect me.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46190770
>for a time.
You mean still? Part 3 soon too!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46192147
What if you got one that did though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46192293
I don’t care what strange roleplay kinks you do with your wife I don’t want to know about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46192510
>monster girl mistreats you and makes you do menial labor
>everyone just assumes you are into it even when you complain
It's a hard life being a man in a monster girls world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46192636
Lucky for you that you aren't a man, then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46192636
Maybe you deserve it for being unable to read the fucking setting

[Anonymous No.]

>>46192636
Stop being such a miserable faggot in your own fantasies then.

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine how horrible a Yeti would feel if she went yodeling on top of a snowy really loudly and unwittingly caused an avalanche which she brushed off nonchalantly, not knowing the snowy avalanche just caught an innocent hiking man down the mountain and buried and crushed him. And since nobody knew he was there, his body stays dead too long so it can't get resurrected and his soul passes to the afterlife since no Wisps were around to catch it and now his lonely soul will rest in peace forever in Hel's realm but never having known love and now never will either. Miss Yeti goes wandering around the avalanche area about a week after the fact digging in playing in the snow when she finds something solid and digs it up to discover its the corpse of that man, and she takes it to a Lich in a panic right away but Lich says she can't do anything, it's been dead too long and his soul is gone. Now Yeti has to live with the fact she accidentally murdered a poor man for the rest of her life and feels like shit every day, constantly thinking about committing suicide.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46192744
I dunno, Anon. NTA, but about as close as I get to this is fantasizing about a woman holding me and telling me that she loves me. The *real* fantasy in there?
I'm willing to believe her when she says it.
Maybe this Anon is trying, and that's all the further he can go right now in his journey to know he deserves love, too.
Or MAYBE he's a Secret Cheshire here to shitpost until someone tracks her down and "rapes" her ass so hard she gets pregnant from it.

[Anonymous No.]

>LIGHTNING BOLT
>LIGHTNING BOLT
>LIGHTNING BOLT
>LIGHTNING BOLT
>LIGHTNING BOLT
>MAGIC MISSILE
>LIGHTNING BOLT
>MAGIC MISSILE
>MAGIC MISSILE
>MAGIC MISSILE
>OUTPLAYED I'M JUST BETTER

[Anonymous No.]

I just need a Wight dressed like Anna Williams to spank me in Moonlit Wilderness, okay?

[Anonymous No.]

You retards should stick to gaping if you want to discuss something retarded, it makes more sense that your suicidal and grimdark garbage

[Anonymous No.]

what if...you milk your holstaur...and no milk???

[Anonymous No.]

>>46192953
Please do not try to milk holsts under the age of 10.

Thank you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46192808
Do not anal the kot

[Anonymous No.]

>>46192953
>You and your holstaur wife go out for a morning run.
>Halfway through, her sports bra basically disintegrates against the force of her bouncing chest.
>Has to hold them in place the rest of the run.
>When you get back, her chest *hurts* AND she *needs* to be milked.
>Try to get her started.
>Nothing comes out.
>Try a bit harder.
>Small bits of *BUTTER* emerge from her sore nipples.
>You both boggle at it.
>Literally made butter in her tits from the run.
>It's fucking delicious on toast.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46193013
Zelkov are you lost?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46192933
Is gaping just another word for fisting? Which what monster girl would be into fisting the most.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46193061
ur mum

[Anonymous No.]

>>46193087
You know who else likes gaping?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46193096
Innocent bystanders at traumatic car crashes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46193127
I don’t know why but I read this in rigby’s voice responding to muscleman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46192933
Monster sports were a good premise and stuck to the setting, stop making it pass as shitposting just because your warhammer setting doesn't fit in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46193096
Professional athletes and passinate sports fans

[Anonymous No.]

>>46193163
>Mamono Gladiators
>It's literally just American Gladiators but all the professional gladiators are mamono now.
>Only Anons in their late 30s and above even have the nostalgia to watch it.
>Male gladiators only have a chance with perfectly timed "dick slips"
>Totally changes the meta

[Anonymous No.]

>>46193222
Where's gaping tho?

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw ywn wake up in mge Louisiana

[Anonymous No.]

>>46190646
Clever girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46193268
The real gaping was the friends we made along the way.

[Anonymous No.]

>the /trash/ discord's 3 day bans expire
>they instantly come back to spam the thread with retarded shit and trying to force their mentally ill fetishes

[Anonymous No.]

>>46193308
Again with
>muh /trash/
boogeyman, mr. bunkerchan tourist?

[Anonymous No.]

Thank you for instantly proving me right with your reply, you just can't help yourselves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46193301
The locals may be nice but the weather is shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>Anon spent dozens of hours online searching for the PERFECT gaping video.
>His pants are around his ankles.
>His dick is slathered in lube.
>Hits play.
>Miss Hebi's eyes bore into the camera, and Anon's dick is DIAMONDS.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46193303
Noooo my boat

[Anonymous No.]

>>46193371
what about the food tho?

[Anonymous No.]

Gazah

[Anonymous No.]

>>46193395
Foods good but only if you like seafood.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46193371
Don't have to worry about the humidity if you spend all your time neck deep in a swamp fucking frogs

[Anonymous No.]

>>46192987
holsts are born ready to be milked

[Anonymous No.]

>>46193470
I dunno, I've been to New Orleans and had other good food, too. They're very food-oriented down there in general.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46193494
False information.
Do not attempt to milk holsts under the age of 10.

>t. Holstaur Dairy Association Farmer

[Anonymous No.]

>>46193448
How can a girl with one eye be so smug?
Does she not realize that having one big eye looks goofy?

She needs correction.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46193448
I'd like to see HER Gazah strip. If you know what I mean.
I MEAN HER VAGINA

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw you find a holst whose been sealed
what kinda cruel joke is this, they cant be ancient evils!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46193545
>Unseal Holst
>"MILK MUST FLOW!"
>Thousands of square miles drowned in milk.
>Three sabbaths working together required to reseal her.
Huh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46193545
She practiced a forbidden magic, lactomancy.
She was sealed away by Sabbath zealots many years ago.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46193497
I've been there as well in summer, I can take the heat and humidity but I'm just not a fan.
Foods good and they do have a mix but if you're there, fish is a solid way to go due to the costal living.

That being said,I hate big cities so New Orleans isn't a place I'd like to live.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46193545
Gonna paizuri her then unseal her and ask her to marry me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46193566
>>46193567
it cant be that
i bet it was a fox who sealed her away, since the cow was curvier and thicer than her

[Anonymous No.]

What do you call a man named Bob if he's married to a Nightgaunt?
An A-Bob-ination!

[Anonymous No.]

>real r-a-p-e-s of young boys and adult men

>75 free files listed

>files taken from a secret closed site

>site with a list of files

[Anonymous No.]

i will fall asleep in the fields of the startig town among the docile holsts and p'orcs

[Anonymous No.]

Undead hours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46193797
I needs me a Salamander or Lizardworman or Hinezumi to watch kung fu movies with

[Anonymous No.]

>>46193797
Asking to be sleeplocked by a passing weresheep

[Anonymous No.]

>>46193818
she'll be part of the sleep pile

[Anonymous No.]

What are (You) going to do with your increased essence once you've settled down with your loving monster wife? On a similar note, will you cross the portals and go to their side, or settle down over here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46193869
It all gets pumped into her regularly. I'd definitely like to visit the other side, especially to see where she grew up/lived but I'd rather stay here at my own house and have us live here.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46193869
Make her belly bloat like a balloon pumping my seed inside every single one of her holes

[Anonymous No.]

>>46193869
I will become a respected and well played athlete
https://files.catbox.moe/2lanp9.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>46193869
walk, ill have good knees, shins, and feet, just keep walking

[Anonymous No.]

>>46193869
Go to work I guess

[Anonymous No.]

>>46193869
im going to fuck my wife till i go retarded

[Anonymous No.]

>>46193869
>What are (You) going to do with your increased essence once you've settled down with your loving monster wife?
Sex

[Anonymous No.]

>>46194006
Forest Gump pls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46194108
My mother always told me that having an Echinda for a wife is like a box of chocolates: you'll never know what you're going to get

[Anonymous No.]

>>46193869
Nothing. There's no much you can do when you're essentially a Jolly Rancher for your wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46193061
It's just spreading the holes so your curious little eyes can take a look inside.

[Anonymous No.]

So, I'm going into the portal ahead of you guys. And what I'm going to you're not gonna like, at least most of you anyways.

When I'm on the other side, I'm going to recruit a bunch of sandworms (of all sizes) to spawn-camp the portal you'll be coming through. You will all become worm food. Sorry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46194184
I'm treating her as a house, not a wife. Even if I have to have sex with it to keep the lights on and the ps5 running. I'll do it but I expect to move my real wife in someday.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46194206
What makes you think you'll ever see the light of day again after she's eaten you?
What if you happen to get gobbled up by the most stubborn, malicious, possessive, yandere sandworm to exist?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46194254
Fate finds a way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46194264
Who is your fated monster wife, anon?
How will she join you in your fleshy RV?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46194184
All the rare high power level girls people here want will be drawn to the portal and chase the sandworms off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46192779
That wouldn't happen, Ms. White Horn would dispatch the Snuggle Scouts to save him before any other ice monsters find him frist

[Anonymous No.]

>>46194294
>Implying sandworms aren't high power level girls themselves
They rule the deserts, anon. The pharaohs and apophi just fight over the scraps.

[Anonymous No.]

i wannt obese mosnter girl gf

[Anonymous No.]

>>46194326
>battle between pharaoh and apohis ends when a sandworm swallows them and their elite guards because her husband wanted a harem

[Anonymous No.]

>>46193869
The essence belongs to my waif. I'm just storing it for her

[Anonymous No.]

>>46194227
MONSTER OF STINK.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46194343
You’re gonna get a dragon, that we all know they sit on their fat asses all day on their treasure getting fatter.

[Anonymous No.]

Sister Alicia is looking rather hairy today.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46194416
>years of planning between both pharaoh and apophis
>intrigue, drama, skirmishes take place
>day of confrontation arrives
>epic battle on the edge of town, outside the palace in the sands
>apophis and her lamia and ghoul minions
>pharaoh and her anubis and mummy guards
>anime style battle
>last stage of the battle
>all the lesser participants are knocked out
>the ground rumbles
>dopey sandworm and her horny husband swallows both pharaoh and apophis, along with an anubis and a pair of ghouls
>sandworm disappears into the sand
>everyone on the surface just has 'wtf' looks on their faces
>inside the sandworm, anon's soon-to-be knew wives are dumbfounded
>they're too weak to resist
>anon makes them his wives
Even the dumbest, dopeist sandworm can takedown high level pharaohs and apophi with godlike powers.
Lvl 5 sandworm > Level 953 pharaoh or apophis any day. It's not even close.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46191951
what if the world was made of pudding

[Anonymous No.]

>>46193545
You poor, naive fool.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46194547
that pudding sure tastes like shog

[Anonymous No.]

>>46194488
I might add she looks rather soft and warm as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46194555
>Deny her a milking
>The snake restrains you
>Still deny her a milking
>The snake bites you, injecting a horny venom
>Continue to deny her a milking
>Shrunken down and banished to the crevice between her breasts
>Still manage to deny her petition for a milking
>The snake eats you
>Deny her a milking one final time
>Returned to normal size, magicked to appear red, and teleported into barn full of holsts
>She has moved onto her next target
Even an ancient evil holst respects consent, but that doesn't mean she won't use terrible methods to entice you to give her what she wants.

[Anonymous No.]

I submit to sandworm anarchy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46194627
I'm sorry, there is nothing erotic about being eaten by an animal

[Anonymous No.]

>>46194685
I didn't say there was. She's an ancient evil for a reason ya know.

[Anonymous No.]

I submit to Sabbath superiority

[Anonymous No.]

>>46194733
>Inferiority
ftfy

[Anonymous No.]

>>46194733
can't beat the slumber party

[Anonymous No.]

>>46194733
if only sabbath was made out of oppai lolis

[Anonymous No.]

>>46194456
imma make sure shes gets real fat and her tail has rolls in it

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Fuck I want to rape monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46194786
SNATCHED

[Anonymous No.]

>Portaled to MGE world
>Lost and helpless
>It's getting late
>Black harpy notices you on her patrol for shiny objects
>Swoops down and asks if you're alright
>Explain your situation
>She offers to take you in
>She carries you off to the black harpy aerie
>A large complex of nests built into a butte
>All interconnected but with privacy as well
>At the top, a large communal hall with many amenities and a showcase room full of the best shiny things ever collected
>Get adopted into the black harpy family
>The girl you first met ends up as your girlfriend and later wife
>She's the third granddaughter of the matriarch
>Despite your social ineptitude, you're well loved by the entire family
>Everyone is genuinely interested in your well-being and happiness
>Lots of opportunity for socialization or alone time, whatever you desire
>Wife always gets you shiny things she found or "found"
Downsides:
>No way in or out of the aerie without wings.
>Your sister-in-law, two nests over, also tends to get very loud during her "intimate" time with her husband
>Moving away is completely out of the question, there's no leaving the family, ever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46194786
she cute
i want feral p'orc tho
they cute and just need a good hg

[Anonymous No.]

>>46194837
i wonder what a family is like

[Anonymous No.]

All the women in my town started acting real funny when that fox lady moved in. I swear the wait time to get into my local burger place has gotten like twice as long every time I try to go. Shit, they've even started selling tofu burgers, which feels kinda out of character. Maybe it's just me, though. I HAVE been hallucinating flames here and there lately, so maybe I've just been working too hard and need a break.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46194887
This is important Anon. When you saw the flames were they always with the same girl or a different girl each time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46194887
just go to where there is only pink women, they make lots of good food and smells rather good

[Anonymous No.]

>>46194903
Uhh.. I dunno, it was at the burger place and there's kinda a lot of people there now, it's crowded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46190108
man i really love how scary this situations are, fearboners are the best kind

[Anonymous No.]

Shortstackinator

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46195026
What happens if i shoot a shortstack with the shortstackinator?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46195112

[Anonymous No.]

>>46195100
An error results in which an oppai loli is created.
Using the shortstackinator again reshortstacks the target

[Anonymous No.]

Need monster with wide hips and ass please

[Anonymous No.]

>>46195119
Feels abyssal, that you become part of her tail. Fitting ending for mofu sniffers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46195119
lmao looks like the shadow dragon has long eyelashes

[Anonymous No.]

>>46195145
Y-you don't like long eyelashes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46195145
She just wants to feel pretty. And succeeds.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46195158
it's all about them eyebrows

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Remember roars from Jinkos can cause instant boners in human men.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46195131
u have serval options
hatters
buunny
cockatrices
frogs
grasshopper girl
jinagshi

[Anonymous No.]

>>46195226
Looks like someone just took a pre-existing picture and did some editing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46195226
i have a feeling she a little too old to be wearing that....

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46195241
give me jianghi

[Anonymous No.]

>>46195241
leglock
breeding
leglock

[Anonymous No.]

>Leglocked by a march hare
It's expected. Not much you can about it. No one will judge you for it. Besides, why would you want to pull out?
>Leglocked by a rata
Pathetic. You will be laughed at by all. Are you really that pitiful of a man that you can't or won't break free from it? Enjoy your rodent children.

[Anonymous No.]

i need your mamonos with your biggest baps

[Anonymous No.]

>>46195295
Pincer move.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46195131
>Need monster with wide hips and ass please
Demons of any age after 8

[Anonymous No.]

>>46195334
The most infamous attack in the starting zone

[Anonymous No.]

>>46195334
I surrender
I surrender so please be tender

[Anonymous No.]

>>46195354
Even the most experienced veterans can be caught by it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46195375
not a chance

[Anonymous No.]

>>46195375
Romance can happen after she has marked you

[Anonymous No.]

>>46195375
>"Y-you too."

[Anonymous No.]

Become cosmic terrors, fuck eldritch horrors!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46195420
i'd rather just do the second part

[Anonymous No.]

>>46195433
You don’t want unimaginable power to rule everything?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46195440
nah. a wife would be nice though

[Anonymous No.]

Sell me on a monster girl.
Don't ask why all of of the boys are forced to sit ontop of the highest bidders face once sold at auction

[Anonymous No.]

>>46190108
Man, couldn't I at least get raped by the big titty foxes with massive fluff? The marks in their clothes even makes these ones look poor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46195420
i'd rather just do the first part

[Anonymous No.]

I will NOT breed the chocolate bun. She can't make me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46190108
this has caught my interest, i hope more is written on this premise

[Anonymous No.]

>>46195469
poor or insane, or poor and insane

[Anonymous No.]

>>46195491
it's easter though

[Anonymous No.]

>>46195521
One leads to the other. More importantly, give mofu and tits. Shame that these ones seem to have been malnourished as children and now can never be proper foxes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46195521
they're just a bit moldy

[Anonymous No.]

>>46195491
buns care little about the ideals of consent

[Anonymous No.]

>>46195561
>"Of course he consented, he got an erection, didn't he?"
>YFW this argument holds up in monster court

[Anonymous No.]

>>46195570
>That's the natural reaction of the body!
>See? He said it's natural.
>It's an involuntary reflex!
>Yep, just like breathing. or having your heart beat.
I hate monster law.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46195593
Making an entire team of buns with your bun wife.

[Anonymous No.]

Alternative mofu > Traditional mofu

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone else feel like monster court might be rigged?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46195644
my taste in mofu is very niche

[Anonymous No.]

>>46195646
>if you win she has to have sex with you
>if she wins you have to have sex with her
Judge kitty strives for a fair and balanced judical system.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46195668
It's a excellent alternative

[Anonymous No.]

>>46195668
Bats are the most prolific mammal on Earth! Not niche at all!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46195644
moth pofu

[Anonymous No.]

>>46195687
But how many of them are fluffy?

[Anonymous No.]

Busty goth vampire ladies

[Anonymous No.]

>>46195644
fish mofu

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

i wana get a restraining order on a bun
she keeps following me and i cant even get a job now cause of her

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Pigs can easily reach 1000+ lbs and grow to be quite long. The largest recorded was over 2000 lbs.

Think about this the next time you envision p'orcs. They aren't going to be short, scrawny girls. They aren't even going to be a similar height to you. They're all gonna be taller than you, more muscular, some pudge but not fat, and an absurd amount of strength. They attack in groups and have a good sense of tactics.... mostly.

So yeah, good luck holding back a p'orcer raid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46195751
since rabbits can die from loneliness she is medically required to be near you

[Anonymous No.]

>>46195757
>100 STR 0 INT
Yeah i won't worry about that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46195757
they are fat piggies

[Anonymous No.]

>>46195768
pigs are pretty smart tho

[Anonymous No.]

>>46195768
No.
>100 STR
>35 INT
>0 LUCK

You defeat them by laying a net on the ground. That's it. When they roll a 0, which the most likely will, they'll trip and get tangled in it. And you've won. In the off chance they don't roll a zero, well, enjoy life as a cum pump

[Anonymous No.]

>>46195777
For an animal, sure, but porcers aren't the brightest lamp in the house.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46195753
This the 7th time today that some monster knocks at my door with the same story

[Anonymous No.]

>>46195801
Give it a couple hours, there'll be an 8th.

[Anonymous No.]

Formidable opponents.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46195818
ms grem gave me a rifle, imma rule over thesse porcers

[Anonymous No.]

>>46195824
>The rifle shoots out a flag that says "BANG"
>You get raped.
>The grem laughs all the way to the bank.
Never trust monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46195845
i didnt pay for it
also i raped the porcers and now have a feral porccer empire

[Anonymous No.]

u lot claim to love marshmallow cats and yet I never see them written into stories, curious

[Anonymous No.]

>>46195857
They are always there, as constant as the air. Watching, waiting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46195860
well they should come out, I want to pet them

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

low level mob monsters are sexy

[Anonymous No.]

I caught a weird fish, she's lazing on the deck. Should I sell her on the slave market?

[Anonymous No.]

Damn foxes, giving men the illusion of choice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46195896
>this is a fish for anon
damn, bro must be blind

[Anonymous No.]

>>46195914
It came from water, so it's a fish. Like jellyfish or crayfish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46195914
if you think catfish are weird wait until you see dogfish

[Anonymous No.]

>>46195918
>>46195920
i see no gills nor fins

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46195927
So?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46195884
Glorious high level monsters are where it's at.

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/Rr001C/status/1761782495228379530?s=20
thighs

[Anonymous No.]

Gonna challenge a dragon in nothing but a loincloth, that way she'll be too embarrassed to attack me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46196097
Sag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46196114
Dragon wearing only a loincloth doesn't feel much shame in the first place, I believe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46196154
Okay, gonna fight her nude then, all oiled up so she can't grapple me.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>portals open
>man suddenly becomes overwhelmed by his ludicrous natural mana supply
>accidentally summons a Familiar who is utterly bewildered how she got yoinked all the way from Lescatie
>she helps him gets his mana under control through the power of lovey dovey sexy time with little sister

Question is...does he seek out more little sisters to pamper and protect?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46196229
Depends on the man i would say.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Don't you love your (newly appointed) momster and her frame 1 grab attacks?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46196283
everybody loves grapple characters

[Anonymous No.]

>>46196254
Shouta is so lucky having all that smothered on his face every day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46196283
Sounds like the title of a bargain bin Light novel

[Anonymous No.]

Adoptive yandere momsters they literally take you from your real mothers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46196285
I need me a himedere cow.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Everyone's so worried about getting snatched to be adopted, but nobody ever thinks about a young Nurarihyon gaslighting you into thinking she's your daughter.

[Anonymous No.]

Any quick and easy ways to increase adoption resist?

[Anonymous No.]

Assimilate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46196364
Grow a beard. It's undeniable proof that you're an adult who can take care of himself.

[Anonymous No.]

and you call them steamed hams despite the fact that they are obviously shog?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46196357
>young Nurarihyon pretends to be your wife
>quickly shake off the illusion because she looks too young to be married
>next time she pretends to be your daughter
>has you going slightly longer, but you disbelief pretty fast because you don't have a wife
>next time she pretends to be your adopted daughter and is also trying to seduce you
>gets much farther before you snap out of it
>the danger level is increasing

[Anonymous No.]

>>46196276
She hungers for man flesh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46196401
Yes, it's a regional dialect. That's what they call shogburgers in R'lyeh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46196425
it is the way of the elf

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>shog passes the blood-brain barrier

[Anonymous No.]

>>46196467
clean up the brain fog shoggy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46196467
got to clean out those dusty brain folds

[Anonymous No.]

>>46196443
>>>/vt/

[Anonymous No.]

>>46196480
>gets brain shog instead

[Anonymous No.]

>>46196342
need more himedere

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder to hug your maids tell them how much you appreciate their help no matter their species

[Anonymous No.]

>>46196546
They make great lady knights.
Himedere is a must.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46196577
The best lady knights are Ojou-samas. This is not a debate, it is simple truth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46196572
Sorry but boogs give me too much of the spook

[Anonymous No.]

>I didn't do anything. He just tripped and fell into my tails.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>Dragon unwinding after a long day of wiping raids
>Goes to her favorite bar
>Wants to have a quiet drink but someone joins her
>It’s her Queen, Deonora
>And she’s clearly plastered off her ass
>Cries that she’ll never find a man and whines about her royal duties
>Dragon doesn’t want to listen to another one of her Queen’s drunken rants but doesn’t want to seem rude
>Then (you) walk in
>Dragon writes on a napkin and tosses it at you
>”Please hit on our Queen so she’ll stop crying”
>Of course you could also hit on the dragon who wrote the note and make Deonora cry harder if you’re evil
What do (you) do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46196784
I walk up and punch Deonora in the back of the head and say something anti-monarchist.
What? She said to hit in her.

[Anonymous No.]

Deonora deserves the most shy, timid, bumbling, mumbling, socially awkward boy.
He'd be a perfect match for the most shy, timid, bumbling, mumbling, socially awkward dragon.

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>>46197138
Two people who are alike aren't always a good match. I know I wouldn't want a girlfriend who's just like me.

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>>46197138
>her and anon are having a coffee date
>they both just sit there since they don't know how to start a conversation
>every so often they both speak at the same time and then look away in embarrassment
>surrounding customers are both annoyed and endeared to this bumbling couple

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Damn stupid busty Baphomet is trying to seduce me. She thinks she can get me to call her "mommy" when she's only half as tall as me. She really just wants me to be her boytoy and hold her and bridal carry her everywhere since she's so small. Not happening. I won't seduced by a Baphomet. No chance in hell!

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>>46197250
lich and anon aggressively kuu-ing at each other

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>>46197412
Like a pair of pigeons.