Monster Girl Thread

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wet dog

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Ah well, we'll see how it works out.

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>>46396240
The other thread has a gacha spammer OP, but that particular girl seems to sneak past the thread's detectors.

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>>46396245
It's because nobody cares about gacha monster girls.

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Zombie undressing

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>tfw no monster girl mommy will tell me to jerk off to her while she watches

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>>46396263
I'm not charity though ,they hag as to jerk me off herself

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Me and my level 100 girlfriend going on a date.

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>>46396283
I don't deserve that kind of treatment.

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haha what's an aquatic monsters favourite thing?
Sea men!

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>>46396245
Probably because that particular girl doesn't have that much art, so there's less of her to spam.

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>Anon unseals the fox
>Shes a Saturday morning cartoon villain type of evil
>Anons is dragged into endless shenanigans as the "hapless minion" who gets caught up in the grand battle between Evil (his wife) and Good (those prissy goody two shoe heroes that foil her every plot)

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>>46396333
Yes, she's a good girl.
So good she lets you work on her farm.

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>>46396290
>100 levels in girlfriend
>still only dating
You know you're supposed to marry her at some point, right?

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>>46396290
I want to play videogames with a level 1 girlfriend.

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>>46396283
That fat eldritch abomination is so fucking hot and meaty
God I love hags

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>>46396262
I really like this artist's zombie cop

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>>46396383
Hags love you too anon, sadly they can't cross the barrier to satisfy your needs.

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>>46396345
>You know you're supposed to marry her at some point, right?
LOL. LMAO.

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>>46396407
What am I supposed to tell my kids when their mother is still my girlfriend and not wife?

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>>46396422
Coparenting is fashionable these days, you'll be fine. Yes, it's a little strange that you both live in the same house, sleep in the same bed and don't see other people, but it's the current year.

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>>46396259
too hairy

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I need severe hag correction

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>>46396458
faggot

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Monsters with big bushes?

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someone here requested me to draw a harpy with an egg, though I fucked up the egg somewhat
oh well

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>>46396486
I didn't notice the egg right away, but that's a neat birb.

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>>46396486
Very nice.

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Here's a cute (snake) kot

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>>46396484
Tanukis with big bush...y tails, of course! You'll have to pay them to see if the carpet matches the drapes, though.

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>>46396558
Very nice.

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>>46396562
Yup.

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>when the succuvirus starts sending her cybersuccs after you

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>>46396591
as long as it isn't a trojan (hoss robot)

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>>46396591
>>46396605
We already had this (Wurm).
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ILOVEYOU

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>>46396484
don't ask a dryad to see her shrubbery

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Dog girls are man's best friend with benefits!

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Snake milk is very nutritious.

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fat. squishy. tail.

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There are foxes in this thread right now that are trying to trick you.
Don't be a victim, Anon.

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>>46396855
it's fine...

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>>46396768
I want to give all fat tails an oil massage

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>>46396855
shes just giving me a lap-pillow. there no way she can do anything bad wh-

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>>46396855
Foxes and gorillas are not real though

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>seeing a succubus/demon you really like
>you try to kiss her and she avoids it
>she tells you that you can't do that
>she says you have to marry her first to take her chastity, just as the Lord intended

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>>46396896
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>Get fox'd, loser

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>My name is not important. What is important is what I’m going to do…I just love this world, and the lonely human boys living on its surface. Being a wife is noble, even sacred, and I want couples to snuggle silently. This is the time of marriage and no man shall be single. And I will put in the cradle as many babies as I can. It’s time for me to bless. And it’s time for me to wed. My nuptial crusade begins here.

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>>46396882
Shame, gorilla girls would be wife material.

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>>46396913
>fox takes all your salaryman levels
>now she has to salarywoman
no takebacks

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Ms Cupid, I want the gloomiest monster so I can cuddle her silly and make her smile again

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>>46396921
>I'll look for you. I WILL find you. And then I'm going to marry you.
>Good luck.

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>>46396932
now YOU gotta do the naked apron cooking, complete with
>would you like a bath, dinner or...?

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I wanna challenge the over chuuni lizard girl at school to be my arch nemesis.
My weapon? The demon silver gun I stole from my uncles closet.

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>>46396974
>The fox's master plan was to make anon consistently grill her burgers and steaks
Devious beings.

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>>46396974
that line never really hit with me
maybe i'm too much of a shower guy

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>>46396997
You must be at least 18 years old to post here.

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>>46397012
Tis' a joke anon. Did you think I actually stole a gun as well?

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>>46397001
>she will become fat and lazy

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>>46397017
Internet is serious business.

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>>46397017
Considering the amount of murican posters here, its likely you could have
just maybe not with silver in it

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>>46397022
oh no!

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>>46397022
the true endgame

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>>46397024
It's good to know we live in a society of laws that'll put scum like that hound in prison

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>>46397042
Wont be so smug when the fat lazy fox decides you are her pillow and not the other way around

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>>46397035
the red fox is the largest of foxes

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>>46396855
I'd willingly fall for a fox, no tricks required.

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who thought it was a good idea to let monsters hide their level? you know how humiliating it is to reject a duel from a msgk lolibaba, whos clearly lying about her level?

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>>46397068
don't fight girls
ez

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>>46396591
nice, someone to game with
now if only he succuvirus could solve my money problems too, then i could spend all the time in the world with her and her army of robot drones

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>>46396486
cute birb

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Foxes are too powerful.

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>>46397064
Don't be like that, it's less fun if she doesn't have to work for it. That would be like walking up to a manticore and begging to be milked dry by her godly tail. Like, she'd do it, but she'd have a look of disgust on her face until at least your first cum shot.

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>>46397110
every beast monster eventually evolve into foxes. mofu is simply too powerful.

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I'm gonna tell a boggy her puns aren't funny. Sex jokes are funny.

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We talk a lot about the monstergirls themselves, but what about some magic Items they use?
https://kikasuru.github.io/mge-slotmachine/
Roll for monstergirl(or pick one if you want), and tell me what kind of items they use, or are derived from her mana or otherwise, as well as where one might find/how to make it, and any effects it has.
I'll start.
>Blood red tea
>Made from zipangu leaves, this tea is not just any tea. It is harvested from the forests in the northern region, which are well know to house a great variety of dangerous mamono, Ushi Onis being the most common among them.Its gathering isn't without peril, and an unprepared adventurer might find themselves with a new "traveling companion" if they get distracted or lost. However, the potential positives outweigh any dangers, being highly sought after by Inari for its ability to clear the mind of any strong emotions and even elevate the thoughts of the consumer to a zen like state. It is no coincidence then, than these leaves are also used to calm down rampaging Ushi Onis in that region. A sip from it will make even the angriest cow demon into a... normal mamono capable of conversation.

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>>46397134
>boggy
I meant Bogie.
Well, turns out I'm the clown after all...

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>>46397134
>boggy

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>>46397142
Please understand, I'm retarded.

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Hit snooze 22 times in a row

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>>46397135
>Apophis
I instantly thought "some kind of strong alcoholic drink with diluted venom in it" but that might already be an official item.

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>>46397135
>weresheep
Hmmm. I'm not nearly creative enough for this. I'd bet they have a lotion of some sort that negates the worst of their post-shearing craziness. Apply before bed so you actually get some sleep.

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>>46397147
Is she a deep sleeper?

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>>46397135
The Dormouse and Satyros factions once partnered together to create the best beverage in all of creation. After consumption, you would experience the most joyful drunkeness and slumber you had ever experienced.

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>>46397208
So... what happened to it? Did they seal the recipe away after realizing what they had created?

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>>46396222
Hebi sisters shenanigans

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>>46397135
Got Hakutaku.

>Pearl of Ten Thousand Droplets ( 萬滴明珠 )
>A peculiar pearl formed from an over-abundance of mana within a Taisui, resembling an open eye. Unlike the consumption of the meat of a Taisui by her spouse, which grants the man the wisdom and knowledge to become a great Sage or Xian, consuming the Pearl has an even stranger effect. Incidentally, rather than granting super human intelligence, true to its name, it will grant the consumer a patchwork of small and often times frivolous knowledge, making their thoughts impossible to decipher until the effects wear off. Commonly, these are used as practical punishments by Hakutaku against rowdy students or in the bedroom to spice up their love lifes.
>"You're stupid, I like that in a man."

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>>46397226
wait there's 3 of them now???

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>>46397250
Monsters tend to make more monsters

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>>46396591
whats a succuvirus and should I get vaccinated against one?

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>>46397099
>now if only he succuvirus could solve my money problems too
Creeping Bitcoin would be helpful.

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>>46397249
finally i can keep up with ms hatter's bants

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>>46397126
and yet all those foxes then become cows. curious

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>>46397255
Based.

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Malef is the one monster you can be assured will call up her daughter to ask if she's pregnant yet

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>>46397376
i wonder what having a mara houri is like

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>>46397376
>malef daughter says she doesn't want to share her hoard with some filthy ape
>malef mom tells her to shut up and make more malefs

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>>46397329
>p36
That's a lot of fox.

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>>46397406
if you like fox and milk that's a good artist to favorite

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Does anyone got any images with Monster Girl, specifically from MGE, that have guns with them.

Something like this

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Imagine getting isekaied and then adopted by a mystical dragon girl who takes you into her hoard and, even though you're imprisoned, you become a super wizard from having nothing to do but read spellbooks.
Then you make your escape and travel the world as the dragon girl rampages to find you, always a step behind.

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>>46397456

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At this point I don't even think monster girls could get me to be better.
So I guess I just have to get one who will make me worse.

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>>46397524
Sounds easy enough. Join up with any wight or lich and talk about bringing back the good old days of rampaging undead hordes. Or get a job feeding people to a vampire.

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Maybe the portal opening needs me to be dead first

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>>46397524
Hahaha get spored, bro

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>>46397135
I rolled titania.
>Sodie Pop
>A mysteriously effervescent drink made only by fairies and titania. Its recipe is fluid and even the same brewer often won't use the same ingredients or proportions, yet the end product always seems to be the same. When consumed, the user feels a sense of togetherness with those around them, leading to bonding experiences and a willingness to compromise. It's said that when a Titania brings out a bottle, even the most bloody game of Mono-Poly can be a fun experience for everyone.

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>i ate those food

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>>46397546
No, it requires everyone here to stop cooming for 666 consecutive days

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>>46397550
I saw this great doujin that had an adventurer get spored and he was fucking all these mushroom girls that were hungry for his dick but then it zoomed out and he was just hallucinating and fucking actual mushrooms.
Same energy. Men being glued to mushroom girls and fucking until they can't fuck no more. Maybe someone will free them. At least nearby towns would no where to look since I doubt they move often.

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>>46397550
would you a lamentation mushroom myconid?

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>>46397594
No, because I dislike fungus of all kinds

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>>46396855
I'm not afraid of foxes now I'm married to my wonderful human wife. I' so lucky too since she appeared on my doorstep the night that old stone by the shrine keeping a powerful ancient fox sealed away broke! Can you believe she was just cast out from her family, a beauty like her? Sure the way sue speaks may he a little archaic and she never opens her eyes and I swear I saw a monster run in terror from her...nah I'm overthinking it.

Anyway, I can't stay here. She says she has a surprise she's dying to show me!

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>>46396222
American and Western Anons. You're not going to be or become White Monkey Shills in the Mist Continent, right?

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>>46397684
Love them and leave them. Naive foxes think we have to subscribe to their ways and stay with them but what happens in the mist stays in the mist.

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mud pussy claims (You)

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>>46397710
Her milking scene did something to me that stuck with me to this day.

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>>46397697
Moisturized. In my wife. Focused. Flourishing.

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>>46397582
you are eating me out of house and home, JAB WOK

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>>46397582
Damn fatass ate the dormouse I was gonna propose to. She can't keep getting away with it!

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>>46397634
I can no longer say this after Hatters.

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>>46396222
>Anon Kenobi!!!

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>>46397776
I love having an excuse to post this.

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>>46397757
It's still not worth having mycelium running through your brain and body.

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>>46397818
how do you figure?

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>go into wonderland
>find a cute sleeping dormouse
>lie down with her and molest her little body
>start to have sex with her little sleeping body
>see her belly bulge as you fill her with cum again and again and again
>then plug her up so she doesn't spill a drop as she sleeps
>bring her home
>cum all over her as she sleeps
>see her tongue sleepily flick out when some lands on her face
>nothing can wake this mouse!
>serve her up on a platter to your wife
>her favorite treat, cum glazed and cum stuffed dormouse

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>>46397833
Because fungi are gross, slimy, and icky. Also, I've always hated the taste of mushrooms. So, they're not for me.

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Only after recently learning and realizing that a lot of professional boxers and MMA fighters like Sean Strickland, grew up from abusive households and troubled pasts. I can only imagine professional boxing and MMA as a whole might end up dropping and dipping in popularity and becoming outright unpopular or not-in-demand when MGE mamono finally come here and implement Mamono Mana and their rule and law. After all, monsters and demon energy are all about giving loving happy lives with happy children and stable happy loving families. And because of that there might be a shocking amount of drops professional boxing and MMA simply because a lot of the MMA and professional boxing industry is made up of abuse and trauma victims who use the sport as an outlet for their own troubled pasts.

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>>46397872
They'd have a step up when GATE happens though.

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CRUNK

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>>46397889
She needs one of those little cups that some dolls come with. A normal shot glass is way too big for that fairy.

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I'm fine with promising to go on a date with a monster if she beats me in a game because I know they could never win

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Alpniggers from Outer Space

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>>46397907
>agree to a salamander's challenge for your hand in marriage
>best two out of three competition, you negotiated that you get to pick the contest
>pick Mario Kart because you just want to get it over with
>absolutely demolish her
>she never even comes close
>lap her on moo moo meadows because she can't dodge the gophers for shit
>runs out of your house after the cup, figure you're safe since she gave up
>shows up a month later
>looks like she hasn't showered since
>switch in hand, tells you that you still have two cups left to play
>know you're about to be married when she gets the max miniturbo at the start of the first race

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>>46396458
I hope she has a big 'ole bush. It'd be nice to casually go about your day the day after having to pick her hair from your teeth.

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>>46397936
>switch in hand
With some quick thinking, you could point out that a specific version was never specified in the deal and make her play a different game in the series on a platform she didn't practice on!

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>>46398062
>tell her you have to finish on the wii version like you did last time
>start sweating when she picks Funky Kong and selects the Flame Runner
>performs a macro shortcut on the first map
>stops her bike just before the finish line and starts stripping as you try to catch up

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>>46398164
>huff fox fluff
>her tail turns to flame
>never huff again
Bad fox.

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>>46398090
>Wait for Sally to start taking off her oversized gamer sweatshirt
>Try and pin her down so you can cheat and win the cup
>Pretty soon the two of you are flopping around play wrestling like kids again
>The excitement of being so close gives her a new idea on what to compete to best of three on
>The race goes unfinished until the next morning
Sweaty gamer competitiveness turns to sweaty gamer sexo with childhood friend Sally

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a dog cafe, but they hide the identity of the dogs until you get inside. They're all some variety of hellhound, but they still want pets and bellyrubs. Don't stop until they say so if you want to leave fully intact.

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>Kikimora maid begs you to let her try something new
>She wants to blindfold you and tie you up
>Finally relent
>She leaves the room after doing this only to come back in a moment later
>Never says a word, simply plants a kiss on the head of your dick
>Mounts you once you get hard
>She feels... different than usual
>Smaller?
>You start to protest, you want to know what's going on
>She rips the blindfold off and you see her, but tiny
>Realize she's used a pedomorphosis spell on herself
>She's been secretly curious about the Sabbath for years now and finally worked up the courage to try it but was worried you would say no

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>>46398242
Give me hell cú.

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>>46398242
I wonder what's going through the minds of the first patron when the hound locks the door behind him and whispering woof as a response on where the dogs are

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>>46398242
I wonder what's going through the mind of the first patron when the hound locks the door behind him and whispers woof as a response to where the dogs are

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>>46398242
>>46398273
I'm too racist for Hellhounds.

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>>46398273
another soul lost to the secret hound love hotel while the tanuki proprietress laughs as she rakes in the dough and good reviews from hounds and their "chewtoys"

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>>46398242
Just cuddle up to one and fall asleep
They can't do anything

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>>46398397
going to be a lot of porn

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>>46398425
new elf show?

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>>46398432
vanillaware

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>>46398214
>go over to salamander friends house to game
>her mom keeps dropping hints that the family home dojo is empty and that they have sparring gear that will fit you
>only leave when your friend throws a pillow at her and says that she's ruining her combos

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If I just rape the Hellhound first while she's sleeping, then she can't rape me.

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>tfw no oomukade to oomu my kades at night.

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>>46398472
>thinking you can sneak up on her with her dog senses
have fun being smooshed by a big hound

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If I just propose to Miss Cupid first then she can't force me to get married to some monster.

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>>46398538
Yeah, force HER to get married! It's genius!

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>>46398438
>sally mom is proud because combos is language she can understand and knows grandkids must be soon

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Marry angels

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>>46398552
Is Mary Angels that character's name?

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>>46398569
No

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Why are we just posting random images without talking about them? This is an image board, but shouldn't we be at least, I dunno, talking about these pics? This ain't /hc/, we can talk.

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>>46398616
Blame /vg/ tourists. 90% of the time it's just one of them wanting to waste image slots so they can try and make another gacha OP thread.

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>>46398616
>>46398414
>grab your doggy waifu
>start to facefuck her
>hit the snout
>Can't go ballsdeep
>>46398552
Girls in armor are great and it's really rare. This could be related to how rarely monster girls actually fight when they do show up in stuff. Maybe someday a game will come out with lots of fighting and kick it off. Also in a lot of things the monster girl tends to support positions like mage.
>>46398588
what game?
>>46398602
Genshin is terrible for it. None of those girls wear any armor, or extremely little if they do.

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>>46398646
Fuck off.

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>>46398666
Do you want to talk mgs or not?

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>>46398668
I want you to go back to /vg/ where you belong, crossboarder.

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Slimes are good friends.

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If you are ever in danger from a fox, go for the ears.
It won't save you, but at least you will get to feel how soft they are before the rape starts

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>>46398646
>Genshin
Wrong gacha.

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>>46398568
I forgot this one.
Helltakers original has really good art. Does the artist have any tag or something I can search?

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To tame the hound you must first tame her wild spirit. Teach her to wear prim and proper clothing, groom her hair, and use proper table manners and eventually, you can wear down the wild spirit that keeps her from letting you take charge

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>>46398616
The furfag has been trying really hard to derail these threads with "well, it COULD be mge!" recently. Probably because he's closing in on 15 months of spiteful, pathetic shitposting.
R&I. The jannies will clean it up soon enough

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>>46398798
what does hebi smell like?

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Come back in time with me to when Zipangu was in civil war - the overmighty clans fighting for supremacy and the title of shotagunate.
Which clan do you back? The Ush Mori? The Limagawa? The Onida? It all hangs in the balance (who gets to sleep in the nice castle)

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>>46398790
https://twitter.com/USA37107692/status/1769952024051777852?s=20

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I like elves

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>>46398799
Paying too much attention to these posts and trying to get anons to like you on an anonymous imageboard on the offchance they draw a cait sith is pointless and kinda pathetic.

Also that anons who aren't really love to post gachas anyway. So have a girl! She's great for foot fetish. You better believe I'd shove my dick in between those paw toes.
>>46398820
Which is good for human supremacy and support of the chief god?

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I will trust a fox

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>>46398820
I will trust no-booba-naga the snek

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>>46398795
>Ah yes the tame Hellhound
>Sure you got her to start wearing a skirt and shirt but she still refuses panties as she states that they would just get in the way
>She does at least bring anon a sandwich for the recovery period afterward
Yeah that's about as tame as you are gonna get.

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>>46398892
Saw a lad touch a fox's tails once. He vanished in a blink.

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>>46398917
He's just tail fuel now.

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how do kitsune act in a harem with other monsters?

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Did you know? A group of foxes is called a "scheme" or "plot"... I mean, officially it's called a skulk, which isn't much better, but we all know a group of foxes is surely up to no good.

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>>46398820
I will be a loyal retainer to a warlord and lead the economic and agricultural development of a fief and bring great prosperity with my modern knowledge! Nothing will surely go wrong

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>>46398925
Very patient, sometimes she will let Mrs Bicorn go first, not like that malicious Hound or Cheshy.

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>>46398930
I want to be caught by hagfoxes

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>>46398820
The real answer is sell weapons to all comers and get rich off their war.
Surely there will be no karmic repercussions for war profiteering.

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>>46398820
I will become a samurai only to instantly lose to a yari wielding ushi oni

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>>46398820
What if I just marry the current emperor of Zipangu (unrelated to shotagun)?
Is she available?
Is she crazy?
Is she a hebi?

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>>46398987
She's tamamo-chan!
And tamamo-chan is a fox.

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>>46398945
Hound and cheshy make a great team for teasing the hell out of anon

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>>46398987
hebi is empress.
all hail god empress hebi

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>>46399005
I tease them right back, nothing quite like a surprise ice cube.

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>>46398820
TW Shogun 2 with monster girls

[Anonymous No.]

She keeps meowing at me. Must be the scheming of the local cheshire cat

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>>46399096
Cheshire says don't eat that one. It's got mad mouse disease.

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>>46399096
just bark at her, that'll show her
run if she moos

[Anonymous No.]

Cheshire can't prank you if you're making out with her

[Anonymous No.]

Goodnight Anons,

Instead, remember that while an undine may seem like a generally middling girl, she's absolutely crucial when under a boil water advisory.

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>>46399121
I put her in kettle?

[Anonymous No.]

Hags sending you lewds and nudes while you are at work

[Anonymous No.]

Accidentally building a ghost harem and being terrified of every single one of them.

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>>46399180
Leave me alone, granny!

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>>46399180
block all hag numbers

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>>46399180
Video call OL hags when they're in meetings to call them pet names and to tell them they forgot their lunch at home

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>>46399257
>call hag wife
>be all lovey dovey and tell her you can't wait to breed her again
>there is silence
>she quietly says you are on speaker
>hear a faint "That's kinda hot" from the cheshire accountant

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>>46397299
A succuvirus is the general name for a type of monstergirl computer virus, can be anything from a digital pet crossed with a desktop stripper to an actual succubus living in your folders like it's any other physical space

[Anonymous No.]

Haha I will shine a strong UV flashlight at a Troll and turn her to stone.

[Anonymous No.]

I lost all charge on my flashlight about 20 minutes ago, and those wolf howls are sounding louder and louder... why did the dryad trail warden say this trail was friendly this time of year? I can barely see in this thick tree covered darkness, and I keep almost slipping on these strange clear puddles everywhere, did I get scammed?

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>>46399356
Bro just yell "I have a right to be here!" at the top of your lungs and smear white ash all over yourself. You did bring white ash with you, right?

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>>46399356
>>46399393
Smell of copper in the air, couldn't be me.

[Anonymous No.]

It is a little known fact that elves are capable of flight.

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>>46399554
Where did she go?

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>>46399562
To find her own answers

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>>46396222
slurp

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a new trick have been making the rounds within the hag community. first they bump into you on purpose. then as youre disorientated, cast a illusion that mimics your voice saying "sorry mom". you can properly guess what happens next. onlookers will dismiss your pleas for help, citing that you brought it upon yourself and will even help the hag restrain you.

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>>46396222
Okay mamono business people and danuki CEOs. If you want to do business in Earth and engage with our markets. You will have to engage with Diversity Equity and Inclusivity, you will engage and practice DEI and ESG if you want to also have access to investor capital. Huh, no? Then sorry monsters, no free market access to our world of Earth. Don't you want to be good people? Then engage in DEI and ESG to prove how that you're a good moral person.

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>>46399562
Where did she come from?

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>>46399616
>not my fault he slipped and fell on me

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So mignonne

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>>46399180
>m'aam please stop sending me those photos, we're not "basically lovers" just because I helped you with the computer problem last year, this is literally my job
>and how did you get my private number anyway, this is harassment

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>>46399730
Why is snake constricting the man

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>>46399690
Ignoring the IRL baggage. Wouldn't danukis and any rich dragon, wight or vampire baronesses and business owners simply just laugh at DEI/ESG investor bullshit since they themselves are filthy rich and not need Larry Fink's black rock money. Also I imagine thanks to mamono engineering and ingenuity AND mamono mana, monstergirl-made products are top quality, long lasting and are affordable or even outright cheap because monster girls are not greedy.

So yeah, mamono laugh at the face of DEI and ESG initiatives. Thing is, would monster girls entirely get rid of DEI ESG investment bullshit or they'd just restructure it under new management?

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>>46399986
They'd just ignore the west and do business in Asia.

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>>46400019
We can still leave the West at leasrt

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Gonna conquer the taco cats, who’s with me?

[Anonymous No.]

Remember Lilims are women too

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>>46400024
What if... what if this is all an elaborate trap to lure us deeper into the jungles?

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>>46400024
Are the raging mushrooms free?

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>>46400030
So I should hit them?

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>>46400042
Yup

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>>46400024
My salsa makes all the cats take off their underpants
My salsa

[Anonymous No.]

Check this Chesh, what does she need?

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>>46400024
Why not!? I have a good friend who knows a guy who's filthy stinking rich that owes him and I alot of favors. Meaning he can help finance our expedition AND hire a private military contractor company for hired firepower! And with a successful incursion, conquered riches, and stinky cats to conquer with modern firepower. We can strike it rich and our benefactor reaps the benefits of a good investment!

I'm in! When do we start plundering so I can call my buddy.

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What if I just sucker punch a random lizard girl on the streets?

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>>46400094
You better hope she stays down or you just won a one way trip to getting your ass kicked and then nursed back to health

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>>46400103
>"Good punch, not enough. Get ready to have your bones broken and pelvis obliterated."

[Anonymous No.]

Can someone explain to me why ghosts always have such big, fat, bouncy tits?

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>>46400206
ectoplasm tanks

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>>46400206
Gravity cannot contain the ethereal

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>>46400061
Catnip

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>>46400301
She smokes catnip?

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>>46399982
He was a Pharaoh’s plaything earlier. Now the Ice Queen wants a turn

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>>46399289
>cheshire accountant
How horrifying

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>>46400626
She's doing funny things with numbers

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>Cheshire pisses off Queen of Hearts
>Off with her head
>Cheshire thrown into the guillotine
>Decapitated
>Is now a cheshire dullahan
>Her hubby now has blowjobs available at all times
>And cheshire can make head puns more often

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>>46400626
>Ms Cheshire Account hands me the quarterly financial report, while the actual work is fine and accurate, ever 3 pages is high definition scan of her kitty and anus
>At least now I know why the xerox machine had a shapely smudge on the glass and why Ms Anubi was yelling earlier

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>>46400626
>why do I see the number 69420 everywhere

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>>46400854
>didn't let his Anubis assistant give it a final check
Rookie mistake.

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>>46399616
Haha yeah it was totally illusion magic, those darn tricky momstergirls are up to no good

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>>46400899
I was busy helping her go over the southern account. She insisted we go over it again and again.

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>spend all day looking at monstergirls
>take some shrooms and go to bed
>have some nice dreams about me being happy with mamonos
>wake up
>sad feelings hit and I almost cry
Bros...where portals?

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>>46400854
My job is to maintain printers, I would be mad if an employee destroy a MFP with her ass, punishment is required

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>>46400990
In the shrooms... I know that feel too well, don't overdo shroom tho, or everything will fade and never come back.

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>>46396222
Stupid retarded Anubis will learn soon enough Pyramids are ancient outdated and out of fashion architecture. Real based and kino architecture is Greco-Roman architecture with white marble. For Ancient Rome Empire has lasted much longer, if not. Has had much more impactful and meaningful history that is still felt today.

Roma Invicta!

[Anonymous No.]

What if enemy succ start zoning you with soul fist

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>>46396222

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[Anonymous No.]

Make sure you get innoculated and get your booster jabs against foxoplasmosis!

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>>46401287
Nice try, NWO. You just want me to get awootism so the only mate I can have is an Anubis playing legos.

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>>46401319
>NWO
New Wight Order?

[Anonymous No.]

Help, I don't know what is my new cow saying!

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>>46401351
Holy cow!

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>>46401348
Don't ask miss Wight what she was doing in 1939-1945

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>>46401420
Longsnek and her nemesis Kensgnol

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>>46400843
But she was able to do that before
https://youtu.be/G4fHre-yRPY?si=K-hScocvwFy3LZTV

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>>46401459
Indeed, chesh can do a lot of weird things

[Anonymous No.]

counter stances are hot

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>>46401505
>counter stances
what's that?

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>>46401498
I just realized the weird things under her face are supposed to be her tits and not a bow tie.

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>>46401538
if you attack, they counter attack

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>>46401544
KEK, I didn't know how to draw them
>>46401552
Does poison proc it ?

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>>46401538
>attack her
>your dick is now inside her before you know it
>get milked until you cum and lose

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>>46401287
I'll develop a natural immunity to foxoplasmosis by infecting myself with a natural strain. I will not let any needles anywhere near me, i'm scared of syringes.

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>>46401556
It would look like less of a nightmare if you just didn't draw them.

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>>46401625
Yeah but I like it, feels good when someone reposts it. She's my little abomination

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>>46401348
Police Girl?! What happened?!

[Anonymous No.]

is chesho a good kot who gets scritches?
or a bad kot who gets water sprayed in her face?

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>>46401803
She's a trickster pussy that gets her butt slapped.

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>>46401803
inversely proportional to the last time she got laid

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>>46401803
very good!
the best!
scritches, now!

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>>46401803
Da best

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Sodomize little girls

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>>46401855
i wouldn't want to violate the sanctity and trust of a master/maid relationship

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>>46401855
Lolimander is for raising into the appropriate class for her skillset so she can adventure with you when she's JKmander.

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>>46401855
I prefer shorstack kiki who has the same age as me

[Anonymous No.]

please do not throw me to the dogs

[Anonymous No.]

I want to see a haughty wight hit with a haigure beam

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>>46401901

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>>46401923
what lewd, perverse, naughty things is this tall anubis going to do to this boy?

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>>46401940
Playing Minecraft with him

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>>46401940
factorio

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>>46401976
Factorio is the only thing that could distract mamono from sex

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>>46401940
anubis tongue bath

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>>46401940
Give him an in depth explanation of how to secure a royal bloodline.
It will even include a hands-on example.

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>>46401998
but she isn't royalty.
and neither is this boy.
something's amiss here, miss anubis...

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>>46401997

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>>46402007
I bet anubis tongue feel incredible.
I want to be marked by anbuis licks.
I want to smell like her mouth.

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>>46401991
>Factorio is the only thing that could distract mamono from sex
IF they're a noobis yeah

[Anonymous No.]

I wish to be miss anubis gaming chair
I wish to support her big sweaty butt as she goes on an 8 hour factorio session.
I want to eat her out while she plays minecraft.

[Anonymous No.]

Give me raging fighting game playing hellwan instead

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>>46402006
Its fine, and she's technically minor nobility for serving the pharaoh.
Its fine.
ITs fIne

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>>46402070
>beat her
>she destroys your pelvis out of frustration
>lose to her
>she destroy your pelvis to celebrate and rub it in
elegance in simplicity

[Anonymous No.]

Chunky a-boob-is that wants to create an entire recreation of her home kingdom in minecraft

[Anonymous No.]

anubutt is also aboobis

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>>46402060
>she realizes she could have twice as much done if you were her factory slave
With Anubis, YOU have to figure out how to spin things into sex

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>>46401876
It's very important that the maids rape you first. That way you can say she started it and maintain your gentlemanly image while you plow your maid and make little servants.

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>>46401997
Well now I'm interested.

>>46402039
I bet there are a few others. Automaton, maybe?

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>>46402172

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>>46402260

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>>46402172
>>46402260
Imagine how dumb she looks trying to chase you on those petit feet.

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>>46402202
Making a woman wait isn't gentlemanly at all. If anything, laying your feelings on the table and raping her at the first sign of consent is the right thing to do.

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>>46402270
>dumb
Try to catch a cat that is running away from you in the open. I'm sure you succeed 10 out of 10 times.

[Anonymous No.]

Why would a vampire decide to wear such perverse clothing?

[Anonymous No.]

Owning a pet catgirl is all about reading her emotions

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>>46402304
Well, I hope you'll at least have the dignity to hide the relationship until she's obviously and heavily pregnant, as is proper.

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>>46402346
Dhampirs cut the rest of her wardrobe to shreds.

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>>46401855
Gentle anal lovemaking with little girls only

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>>46402358
Why would i hurt my wife's feelings by trying to hide the obvious like she's something to be ashamed of? I owe everything to her and nothing to those that would judge us for being together.

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>>46402107
I'll convince her to make a scale version of the NY federal reserve (with gallows) instead. This is minecraft's true purpose

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>>46402414
Oh dear, seems we have another one with those pesky "modern sensibilities." I'll inform the constabular...y? Nevermind, carry on.

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>>46396484
Foxes don't shave

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>>46402809
Crotch mofu

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>>46402361
Dhampires really are ungrateful daughters. Their mothers do their best to take of them and this is the thanks they get? Such insolence, such disrespect for their elders.

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>>46402269
When you think about it the best part of her is 100% cat so she's a great catgirl despite the lack of paws and ears.

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>>46402910
Barely a monster girl.

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>>46402826
I have a message from a Booby Belmont...
>"Everyone will be happier when you stop being a cunt, mom. Even you."
I do accept tips.

[Anonymous No.]

>Monsterwife asks me if her dress makes her ass look fat
>I say yes
>She's happy
What is this sorcery?

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>>46402943
>Actually understands what men want rather than smugly thinking she does while knowing little
>Values your opinion over the opinions of her peers
Mix as needed, but it really is magic.

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>>46402975
I want a monster wife that makes nonsensical demands though.

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>>46402910
Probably one of the most underrated girls, also one of the most forgotten sea mamono next to Merrow being mermaids in funny hats

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>>46403013
Tell you what, little guy, what if you make the unreasonable demands instead? You can even get mad at her for something she did in your dreams but not in real life!

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>>46403032
No.
Now my cait sith wife needs me to fluff the pillow she curls up on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46403013
>I want a monster wife that makes nonsensical demands
Get you an autism cat.

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>>46403031
Some of the World Guide ones were pretty sexy.

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>>46403031
Oh yeah, those do exist. I feel like lots of the aquatic girls are easy to forget though.

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>>46403031
>Merrow being mermaids in funny hats
Don't forget they also like to watch.

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>>46402927
Wow, RUDE! This only further proves my point about ungrateful daughters.

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[Anonymous No.]

Should gators be Spanish or French?

[Anonymous No.]

which monsters are most likely to hit you with their monstery bits by accident?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46403240
French, cherie

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[Anonymous No.]

Other than hellhounds, which monsters are the futa monsters?

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>>46403347
Totally Manticores too, and obviously tentacles and mindflayers as well

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>>46396383
I get you.

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>>46403396

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Think we'll see/be given Fenris, Cerberus, Gnoll, Hydra, at least one new abyssal girl, and/or even Chupacabra in 2024? Maybe we should cook up a 2024 MGE bingo, could be fun.

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>>46403424
I don't care much for it.

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>>46403347
Krampus should obviously have a gimmick where if you get on the naughty list she gives you corrective futa rape for being a bad boy. Then, I don't know, it goes away after until you are naughty again. Like a pinnochio for bad deeds.

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>>46403411
The mansion has something for everyone.

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>>46403347
>>46403366
>>46403475
>>>/d/
Fuck off.

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>>46403481
>hating on discussion
It's fun, join us. Imagine a krampus being all
>"I just want to be a real girl and YOU MADE ME DO THIS."
As her clit elongates.

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[Anonymous No.]

Friendly reminder that everyone should be reporting it when we're getting raided/samefagged this blatantly.

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[Anonymous No.]

>die
>become otherworldly fox energy source
Did you go to heaven or hell?

[Anonymous No.]

You did remember to bring meat, herbal medicine and nulberries, right Anon?

[Anonymous No.]

Saggy haggy

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>>46403580
I don't know what two out of three of those things are

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>>46403597
Yes, old thicc Sahuagins are worthy of consideration.

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>>46403240
Both. Have them always bickering with each other. I had a perfect pic for this with a gator girl calling someone a pendejo but I can't find it.

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>>46403558

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>>46403677
This vampire looks like she has fox genes in her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46403652
Fish are smelly don't consider them

[Anonymous No.]

>>46403630
Left to right: seregios, shogun ceanataur, gold rathian, plesioth, gore magala
The one on the left couch is chameleos

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>>46403734
I was referring to herbal medicine and nulberries

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>>46401132
Oh hey, this is my fox

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>>46403753
Sir, are you aware your fox is on fire?

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>>46403424
>Cerberus
So a three headed Hellhound? He could make her a unique monster if he goes that route but I don't really see it being a new species as the dog in hell niche is pretty much already covered.

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>>46403886
If I donate my life savings to a fox streamer will I get to huff her mofu?

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>>46403840
She's smoking hot

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>>46403897
She will send you a brush she used on her tails that morning directly to your address.

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>>46403840
yeah they do that sometimes

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>>46403900
Evolve.

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>>46403876
I imagine either a chimera or kamaitachi approach would be more likely. I wouldn't be surprised to see KC double up if he likes the idea enough anyway, he's done it before.

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>>46403424
There are only two that are coming sooner than later that I'm aware of and that's allegedly Balrog and a Cactus girl. Take that with a grain of salt.

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>>46403906
Beats bathwater.

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>>46403955
Dunno why you bother talking about this shit when you won't see it for six months at a minimum.

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>>46403876
I mean, he did make High Orcs, so an upgraded, bigger rougher version of a Hellhound does sound appealing and doable, and curious how he'd go about in designing, like a literally 3-headed Hellhound, or has just one normal human face/head and two shoulder wolf heads...? The latter i do dig more!

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>>46403970
chimera's already got something similar
the shoulderpads are a bit much for me but maybe it's just the size

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>>46403966
Not him but it makes you seethe impotently so it's already fun in that aspect alone.

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>>46404010
Impotent?

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>>46403970
I can dig it if she is like the High Orc to the Orc, a boss monster, not quite a new species, though to be fair it would be pretty hard to top Hellwan. Maybe if she breathes fire and dark magic.

[Anonymous No.]

Why do elves dress like this?

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>>46404049
Is this what an elf mid life crisis looks like?

[Anonymous No.]

>craaawling in my skiiin

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>>46403955
Balrog is my most anticipated one of the ones KC has mentioned before, I hope she's going to be really good.

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>>46404119
>reply to it once when its posted and never talk about it again
Calling it now.

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I will NOT huff the fluff.

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>>46404190
Did she fall before or after she became an active shooter?

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>>46404205
the flufff huffed me instead!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46404250
Source?

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>>46404281
https://exhentai.org/g/2191916/d19efc49ee/

[Anonymous No.]

The dreaded sithlim.

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>>46403580
whos the second from the left?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46404293
why she wears iron plated boots

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>>46404356
CBT

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>>46404356
Psychological warefare during the hunt

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>>46404374
I will never understand the appeal of it but I could get behind some light scratching.

[Anonymous No.]

Well I was working on this one while lunchtime at work:

>Cake Danuki always watching the matchmaking league in the morning
>she keeps playing with herself dreaming of finding her special one and perform those gaping movements she watched on TV
>as a young Danuki she never participated on sports because she was unfit and was never able to make friends to participate, also she preferred to stay at home watching TV instead of going to the sport festival
>now she drowns in regret with her wine and ice cream while watching those matches
>suddenly she gets a knock on the door, she dresses fast but still remains sweaty and lightly clothed
>she opens the door and sees a new tenant bringing her stuff and needed the key, since she's the wealthy landlord of the building
>the Danuki blushes intensely since she's all sweaty and aroused and can see a reaction on her tenant's pants
>she hands him the key and closes the door, covering her face while walking to the shower
>from that moment on she starts fantasizing with him while doing her morning routine of watching the GIGA matches on TV and playing with herself
>but she gets a sudden realization and decides to apply to the matchmaking league
>instead of engorging herself in icecream and wine she starts working out while watching the matches
>dildo squats, intense fingering, anal clenching abs and such training for those sports that she learned at school
>a couple months pass, every single day she sees her tenant going to work every morning, she taking out the trash just to say hi to him and offering him some snacks or a soda for the way to work just to make a quick chat with him
>even so she keeps sending letter to the league as an applicant with the hope of being chosen
>one morning while taking out the trash she sees that the mailman got her a pink envelope and runs to the mailboxes to check them, on the way she sees her tenant giggling to himself while putting something on his jacket pocket and then going to work
>she checks her box and sees that it comes from the GIGA association seal
>she opens the envelope and she got chosen for a matchmaking tournament in a month
>her head explodes with eagerness, arousal, love, nervousness, and a dire feeling that she can't shake off
>she probably has to give up on her fantasies with her tenant, but she's tired of being single for so long and probably will get her true loved one since the Houris and their cupid referees that host the matchmaking league never miss
>still she can't let this opportunity go so she keeps on training until the date
>during those days she stopped taking out the trash early, the morning interactions with her tenant and even stopped taking the rent personally
>she wants to detach from him and follow her dream at the league
>then the day of the initial match comes
>she goes to the stadium in which the show is hosted
>it's late at night and gets prepared in a nearby hotel since the matches and the broadcast are live events
>she wakes up early and join the other monster that are waiting for their turns, they do some warm ups together, have some breakfast and they stretch and exercise a little before the big event
>while waiting they chat a little and shares that she wanted to be with her tenant but it seemed like an unreachable goal so she decided to participate here
>the other monsters chuckle and tell her not to worry since they are never wrong here
>still her heart is eager and regretful at the same time
>the monsters are going one by one and she on the changing rooms is watching the broadcast while waiting for her turn
>then a cupid enters to tell her it's her turn
>she then wears her lewd uniform that prepared herself for her fantasy and leaves the changing rooms
>she salutes the spectators, tell a bit about her for the show and then proceeds to the arena
>there a big box in which her secret partner is waiting is in the middle of it
>the she pulls a cord that keeps the box complete and the walls fall apart, a smokescreen comes of it and in front of her is her tenant wearing just his underwear waiting for her
>"surprise landlady" he says to the Danuki
>she's left speechless and tries to cover herself since her outfit is quite lewd
>the tenant grabs her hands and says "I knew that you were the one, I always heard you morning on the weekends, I knew that you desired and also though it was your dream"
>he continues while the Danuki hugs him "when you told me about wanting to participate I also filled a form and send it to the league, and it seems I got chosen"
>the Houris in the judge seats smiles and wink at each other while the participants hold hands and start undressing each other
>both Cupids as line judges shoot an arrow to the participants infusing them with mana for a bit more of sexual energy to the first timers
>the Danuki doesn't know what to say and she simply lets the tenant do his thing

Continuating on next post

[Anonymous No.]

>>46404374
Monster girls would find the idea of hurting their husband's most important place repulsive

[Anonymous No.]

>>46404452
Continuing the story:

>they nervously make out and the Danuki guides his penis all the way since he's also a first timer
>when he gets a little push from the judges he simply goes wild, enjoying every single hole of the Danuki while their mouths almost never get unstuck from the other, like if they were glued
>load after load gets into the Danuki's holes and also covering her face, her breasts and even her back
>the Houri's mana start to fade out and it's time for the tenant to show his work to the millions watching the broadcast
>the Danuki in her happiness doesn't care anymore if it was good or bad, she's satisfied and happy and proceeds to show what the tenant did with her holes
>his seed oozing our of the Danuki while showing at the cameras and the crows in the arena exploding with an ovation
>it seems that they did much better than how a first timer should do
>they embrace and kiss while the Judges come with some condecorations and a marriage certificate
>they end the scene with they taking his clothes and getting congratulated by the Judges
>later in the apartments
>the tenant and the Danuki moved together and now train every single day to try to compete as amateur athletes and join a league one day
>meanwhile they try for some children while their days are blessed with their happiness
>in the wall they have a photograph of the Danuki with her legs open after the match showing the tenant's work, with the tenant on the back and the judges by the sides
>also the condecoration medals and the marriage certificate also on the wall
>all below a marriage photograph of the tenant in his tuxedo holding the Danuki wearing a white dress on their wedding day

Well I had that idea during lunch while reading this post >>46399180
I hope you liked it, I wanted to be more specific on the sex scenes but I'm not a writer and overall I'm pretty bad at details, it's all running like a movie on my minds but I can't put it into words for some reason
I was waiting for the new thread to post it but I didn't wanted it to get smeared as shitposting like the last time

[Anonymous No.]

>>46404356
So you can hear her coming, you can try to run but she will still catch you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46404461
>most important place
>only useful place
I prefer the monster girl to treat the rest of me with disdain and just like my cock.
>"You're useless but I like your dick. It's short, but decent."

[Anonymous No.]

>>46404293
>Normal temperature
>42 C
She must be in perpetually delirious state

[Anonymous No.]

>>46404452
>>46404464
Extreme fetishes go to boards like /d/, how much self awareness do you have to lack to keep trying to force it here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46404479
This anon wifed an Atlach-Nacha

[Anonymous No.]

>>46404491
what fetish? Marriage?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46404530
I'm surprised we don't have an anon dedicated to hating her too.

[Anonymous No.]

Help I became a giant fucking spider and my wife is trying to be annoying but is coming off as cute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46403966
Maybe because I elect to and it makes you angry like the impotent fuckstick you are? Get a life, Mick.

>>46403424
>Fenrir
Maybe? There's some thematic overlap because it'd just be a size difference Hellhound at its core who is likely into bondage.

>Cerberus
Kind of a hard one to execute because you can either do three heads like Chimera or the Helltaker approach, or actually three heads.

>Gnoll
I hope not because that's a slippery fucking slope if I've ever seen one because people think there's only one goddamned species of Hyena who just happens to have an unfortunate piece of anatomy.

>New Abyssal Girl(s)
I think he mentioned something like Byakhee years ago in his up and coming monster girl lists. How he would implement that I don't know or care to comment on. Same with the Hounds of Tindalos or Deep Ones, or any other myriad of weird potential ones like Elder Things.

>Chupacabra
No idea.

>>46404119
Same.

[Anonymous No.]

>see mucho texto
>CTRL + F
>"gaping"
Will you niggers fuck off already with your shit.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46404579
We have zero other thread thing at the moment though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46404619
That filth doesn't a "thread thing"

[Anonymous No.]

Shame the game's a western patreon game

[Anonymous No.]

He really want his (You)'s today.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46404640
At least it means you don't have to deal with bad english.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46404640
>patreon
Means vaporware

[Anonymous No.]

>>46404652
He?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46404568
>in his up and coming monster girl lists
where??

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46404452
>>46404464
Houris are the real heroines and I bet that the nukis profit of it

[Anonymous No.]

>>46404683
It's under there

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46404464
>the crows in the arena exploding with an ovation
So the Tengu and Harpies go as spectators?

[Anonymous No.]

There's still some winter left.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46404619
there is no need for a thread thing
just make your own thing and if it's good the thread will follow

[Anonymous No.]

>>46404737
The thread is following.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46404740
Nta but fuck off with your disgusting fetish

[Anonymous No.]

lmao gape deez nuts lmao godem

[Anonymous No.]

>>46404640
>beat the two oni at full power
>get to fuck them both
this is the male fantasy

[Anonymous No.]

>>46404725
Sneks and boogs should be waking up soon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46404740
Mick, you and your shitposting bandits are not the thread.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46404683
The list of monsters that KC said he'll do is:
Tezcatlipoca
Quetzalcoatl
daitengu
Balrog
Mist Continent(Four Gods、Four Souls、Four Perils，I suggest you check the Japanese wiki here)
Arc-Devil
Arc-Demon
Arc-Succubus
Bahamut
Garuda
Fenrir
Nidhogg
dinosaur girl
Orthrus
Oberon
Different Dragons(Fire Drake、Frost Dragon、Black Dragon...)
Red Queen and White Queen (Chess Golem)
Flesh Golem (Frankenstein Monster)
Homunculus
Yowie(Made up of insects and dragons，If you have any questions about Bigfoot, go to Japanese wiki)
Death/Reaper
crocodile girl
Sea anemone girl(Sea Roper)
Gelatinous cube
Rusalka
Yamata no Orochi
Komainu
Cactus girl
Tsuchigumo
Kage onna
Zashiki warashi
Nure-onna
Bake-danuki
The elements of light and thunder attribute exist, and light element is special
DragonMaid
joker (Trumpart)
Seraph(Higher Angels)
The existence of the theme of the wizard of Oz
Dark Paladin(Faith fallen god)
Shrimp knight
Dog-type abyssal
Merlion
Arch tentacle
Ent
Shub-Niggurath
Koro-pok-guru
Leprechaun
Asura
Futakuchi-onna
Rokurokubi
Nymph
Ox-Head and Horse-Face
Plush loli

[Anonymous No.]

>>46404586
That used to be a full grown lvl 100 hero, around elves guard your levels.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46404827
>Oberon
But he is the husband of Titania in classic Shakespear. How the fuck do you make that a monster girl? Is this another alp thing in the cooker?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Gonna cut to the chase with the giant vampire lady that's been stalking me and ask her to crush me or whatever, I don't really have time to deal with this between what little free time I have and my commute, and her nice shapely tits are incredibly distracting

[Anonymous No.]

>>46404839
Titania but tomboy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46404827
Yeah these alone are going to take KC like 10 years minimum

[Anonymous No.]

>>46404842
I'm trying to come up with some sort of reply off this prompt but I really can't.
I'm glad you like tits, I guess?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46404712
It was supposed to be "crowd" but my mistakes, Harpies and Tengus works fine too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46404857
I was thinking about lady demitrescu but lost the plot somewhere along the way and just hit post anyways, not really a short blurb I'm invested in

[Anonymous No.]

We have to move abyss poker night from saturday to sunday

[Anonymous No.]

>>46404893
Was that the resident evil woman?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46404827
So at his current release rate he should get through that list by about 2045.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46404909
The giant pale vampire lady that's part mosquito/dragon monster thing when you get to their boss fight, yeah

[Anonymous No.]

>>46404934
He might take a break in between to work on the game too though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46404959
lol
lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>46396222

[Anonymous No.]

>>46404452
>>46404464
So the Houris send envelops to the true soulmates of the chosen monsters? What if the one who gets the envelop refuses to comply?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46405080
>What if the one who gets the envelop refuses to comply?
war

[Anonymous No.]

>>46405098
*envelope

[Anonymous No.]

>>46405105
Of course it's this guy replying to them

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46405121
Nah, this >>46404759 was frog's post, Same filename as previous posts

[Anonymous No.]

>>46405121
What's up. People need to spell gud and use grammer gud, too. And I'm a helper!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46404827
>DragonMaid
wat

[Anonymous No.]

>>46405080
>What if the one who gets the envelop refuses to comply?
Don't worry he wont

[Anonymous No.]

>>46405181
oh cool. A monster girl actually ready for battle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46405240
Yu-Gi-Oh inspired I guess

[Anonymous No.]

You've heard of mob faced Succubi, but what about mob faced Manticores?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46405269
Manes so fluffy you can't see past the mofu? Very scary

[Anonymous No.]

>>46405269
>Manticore with a haircut that covers both eyes

[Anonymous No.]

>>46405286
I would lose to that immediately.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46405269
Sure, it's not like they can pretend to be scary with those :) faces.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46405080
No one rejects the Houri's call, their persuasion knows no bounds
They also have a private army so don't try it

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46405320
They're the scariest ones, because they know you aren't intimidated by their looks so they go straight for the jugular, literally. They'll mainline their venom right into your brain faster than you can blink.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46405240
may've been turned into the dragonewt, perhaps

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

In the evil dragon kingdom the military rankings are decided by how many men a dragonnewt rapes in a single campaign.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46405416
>>>/trash/

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

how would your waifu react to the porn of her you have saved?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46405551

[Anonymous No.]

>>46405551
She'd say it should be my phones background so I can always admire her form.

[Anonymous No.]

Send me an angel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46405575

[Anonymous No.]

>>46405551
She would probably get very aroused

[Anonymous No.]

>>46405551
Angry and aroused, and acting angrier than she actually is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46405575

[Anonymous No.]

>>46404640
i thought it said only cats get in this box and was ready to accept it

[Anonymous No.]

>>46405299
it's fine maybe

[Anonymous No.]

>>46400019
>They'd just ignore the west and do business in Asia.
Gonna have to be specific what Asian countries mamono business owners will do business in. Imagine the nightmare and harsh reality danukis and mamono CEOs have to face the moment the do business in China, they basically habe to bend over for CCP rules and policy. Seems like the CCP and highly sensitive Chinese Nationalists/Han Supremacists and Wolf Warrior Diplomats have the power and grit to cancel and bully mamono I to compliance.

So I say, danukis and all the mamono CEOs shouldn't do business in China at all. Even Most Continent mamono would be treated poorly by current CCP China. Hakutakus having to teach revised CCP-approved Chinese history and lessons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46405660
Force them out for the glory of the cat kingdom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46405575
Still need to get Tsurugi.
How is she?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46405551
Upset that I spilt so much jizz to succs that aren't her, then probably level drain and nursing handjobs. I never stood a chance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46405678
Toxic Manticore subspecies

[Anonymous No.]

>>46405551
>Three wives on mental rotation
>Two don't really even have porn as a species
>One would make me fap to it while she watches but put in the finishing touch herself, then makee delete most of it but make new porn in its place

[Anonymous No.]

Prepare to lose your throat virginity.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Centuries of evolution and they're still dorks

[Anonymous No.]

>Pink
Must be an Eros fox, surely you can trust this one.

[Anonymous No.]

I cannot trust foxes unless they are very old

[Anonymous No.]

>>46405784
I have a distinct impression that I won't be too upset even if I were tricked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46405752
Already did lost it to my wife

[Anonymous No.]

I need a nekomancer

[Anonymous No.]

>>46405681
And then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46404452
>>46404464
I wish these stories would have popped out 10 years ago, we would had plenty stories and fanart of it instead of shitposters calling secrets clubs, e-celebs and boogeymen into the thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>46405752
oh bother

[Anonymous No.]

>>46405814
Your cat masters climb into the box and sit there. You get a sense of pride and accomplishment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46405816
nah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46405816
I think there is about a 0% chance any artist we still have draws this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46405809
Sorry, all we have left in stock is this exotic neko dancer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46396222
Guys! I would absolutely love having a Zipangese monster waifu, you have no idea. And it's all thanks to anime, weeb-otaku culture, and simply because Japanese girls and women are so goddamn cute, adorable and BEAUTIFUL! Like holy shit anons Jap women are Soo goddamn good looking and gorgeous looking goddesses and I hope when the day of the portals do happen, the Zipangu monsters look just as beautiful and sexy as Japanese females other than being sexy anime babes! I would be happy to be whisked away by a Zipangese monster or even some human Zipangu female in a kimono, I can help monsterize her after all! If only I could post just a handful of images of alluring young Japanese ladies just so I can emphasize just how goddamn gorgeous they are!

Ahhhhh!! I would LOVE to be whisked away and loved by a Zipangu monster girl!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46405816
>Secret clubs
>E-celebs
>Bogeymen
Holy shit fuck off man. You just bringing it up means it's going to fucking happen instead of actually going about your fucking day like a normal person.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46405885
It's the furcucks usual shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>46404827
>dog-type abyssal
don't talk down on the Hound of Tindalos like that

[Anonymous No.]

>>46405816
Anon are you going to commission cait sith gaping or will it just stay in your mind.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46405816
Stop trying to turn it into shitposting, if people like it then that's great, if people don't like it that's fine too. Tastes are subjective and they can dislike it if they want, I wont throw a tantrum because of that.
It is what it is, I just post it for people to read and enjoy, not to start a fight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46404827
>Shrimp knight
https://img3.gelbooru.com/images/5b/1f/5b1f789d8a4ec323437cde10b39240bf.png
Consider the mantis shrimp. Posting link because literally the only art I could find of a mantis shrimp girl can't be posted on a blue board.

[Anonymous No.]

Reach to the sky with your mighty ears.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46406001
>Not even the best member of the Tea Party
And just because you blew through images on /bag/ doesn't mean you should start dumping here.

[Anonymous No.]

My daughter built a dungeon out of plastic bottles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46406024
It's crazy how that general consistently hits the image limit before the bump limit. That's some hardcore autism even by gacha player standards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46405967
stop samefagging, nobody's falling for your retarded attempts to justify your forced meme

[Anonymous No.]

>>46406047
I mean, A. its /vg/ so your thread is going to get one flavor of autism or another. They should be thankful its just image spam.

B. Yeah, they have no control so its just a constant stream of images.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46406001

[Anonymous No.]

>>46406075
It gives her a bonus on perception checks.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46406081
somehow vintage still looks like a dork

[Anonymous No.]

>>46406075
This is one of the best monster girl pics ever made.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46406081
Modern Vamp has some strong thigh game going on.
Just give her a few years and she'll rival the vintage model in figure, if not class.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46406081
Pire bags were so OP they had to nerf them

[Anonymous No.]

>>46406075
boys can't resist the big ones

[Anonymous No.]

>>46406081
>modern is flat
lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>46406097
Not milky enough

[Anonymous No.]

>>46406112
the tick has yet to gorge itself

[Anonymous No.]

>>46406112
>mole on tit
I wanna lick it

[Anonymous No.]

>>46406103

[Anonymous No.]

How about a weasel in these trying times?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Consider the fattest fox

[Anonymous No.]

mg gunlingers?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46406318
Wild west region with rattlesnex and tough sallys

[Anonymous No.]

I consider the fattest hags

[Anonymous No.]

>>46406337
Not haggy enough
Not milky enough
0/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>46405893
It's tiresome regardless.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46406316
>>46406337
fat hag fox

[Anonymous No.]

>>46406318
No match for the ranger with the big iron on his hip

[Anonymous No.]

>>46406337
Same

[Anonymous No.]

>>46406318
You never know when your saloon will be involved in a shootout. Hope they don't shoot all the liquor bottles on display.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46406361
Need to be squished beneath hag fox

[Anonymous No.]

>>46406361
The only thing I can say is mating press

[Anonymous No.]

>>46406403
Heaven

[Anonymous No.]

>>46406403
Squished by her fat hag body or her fat fox mofu?

[Anonymous No.]

old women

[Anonymous No.]

>>46406448
My favourite

[Anonymous No.]

>>46406375
I'm sending her the bill for the repair costs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46406453
is "boob" valid sfx?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46406461
In MGE land is almost mandatory

[Anonymous No.]

>>46406461
Boobs are basically pokemon, so it makes sense they say their own name.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46406361
Made for full nelson anal gape

[Anonymous No.]

>>46406448
old women are more fertile

[Anonymous No.]

>>46406469
Hags were made for getting full nelsoned like this
https://files.catbox.moe/ihm634.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>46406453
Embarrassing, she should be dressing like her age

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that hags are ambush predators

[Anonymous No.]

>>46406448
Whats she saying?

[Anonymous No.]

What's your waifu's most fucked up fetish?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46406479
ordinary 17 year old

[Anonymous No.]

>>46406511
wat

[Anonymous No.]

Fox good

[Anonymous No.]

>>46406520
fox bad

[Anonymous No.]

>>46406520
>>46406528
fox ugly

[Anonymous No.]

>>46406511
balls big, never make a contract with a demon wizard

[Anonymous No.]

>>46406520

[Anonymous No.]

Fox neither good nor bad
Fox agent of chaos

[Anonymous No.]

Troll good

[Anonymous No.]

What does Malef-chan do if the good human hero that came to stop her evil plans falls asleep because her boring evil monologue was too cliche and too long?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46406553
Actually, no.
https://5e.d20srd.org/srd/monsters/troll.htm
They're chaotic evil.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46406558
skim a book about sleep sex and attempt some positions

[Anonymous No.]

>>46406553
troll lawful evil

[Anonymous No.]

>>46406562
>/tg/ garbage

[Anonymous No.]

>>46406558
She pouts. She pouts a lot. And hopes like hell her dragon newt minions didn't see it (they did, though).

[Anonymous No.]

>>46406553
In the kitchen

[Anonymous No.]

I will tell a Troll that her pies are AWFUL and HURT HER FEELINGS!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46404827
Betting it'll take like... 10 months for half of those to get cooked up, i believe!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46406569
Wet blanket

[Anonymous No.]

>>46406592
You're just asking for a trolling

[Anonymous No.]

>>46406598
What?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46406601
Troll-san CANNOT legally tie me up, hold me hostage and force feed me her food until her cooking is the only thing I want. She can't. There is no law that says I'm in trouble for hurting her feelings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46406612
you need to reread the jurisprudence relating to the troll toll and the troll hole

[Anonymous No.]

>>46406612
>There is no law
Fool. The "Wurm vs. Anon" case of 94' made it so it's legal for monsters to tie up and force people to love them if their feelings are hurt

[Anonymous No.]

>'Suck his nuts! Suck em!'
>"ORDER! ORDER! Bailiff! Suck HIS NUTS!"
>"Rrrargh! No! Who do you think you are?! You can't do this to me!"
>"AAAAAAHHHH!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRHHHHH-"
Monster courts are rough man.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46406656
I will jump over bench, I will tackle the monster judge down, I will rape her then and there in front of the entire courtroom, it will take at least 5 minos or ogres to pull me off her, and then I will get the best houri attorney as my crime was merely an act of love and get off free only having to marry the judge

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Goodnight Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that its always good to have a waifu with some mofu.
Mostly because third winter is a bitch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46406756
i choose bat mofu

[Anonymous No.]

>>46406815
us mammals should stick together

[Anonymous No.]

ded

[Anonymous No.]

playing on a dragon's ass like bongos since they fly everywhere, so their glutes are probably plush as hell. this may or may not get me used as a throne while they pout and say they aren't fat

[Anonymous No.]

>>46407011
>pout and say they aren't fat
>squish their thighs while saying how thicc they are
>get raped
>make fun of her cause she is making large clapping noises and is jiggling during the rape
>rape intensifies
She can never win

[Anonymous No.]

>>46407011
>playing on a dragon's ass like bongos
this is such a ridiculous mental image

[Anonymous No.]

>>46407020
and even if they work out to become not thicc, they're just gonna rest on their laurels and gloat when they get there, and then you'll have that nice strongfat plush to enjoy.
>>46407039
just imagine the bongo cat and replace it with an anon and dragon, it works out

[Anonymous No.]

Hard working dog wife!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46407116
Doberman?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46407116
shes a good girl.

[Anonymous No.]

i dont think she understand what "sweatersnatching" actually is. but i think she got what she was looking for in the end. good for her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46407292
>shortstack tries to sweaternap anon
>doesn't know what to do with anons head in her sweater and her feet dangling off the ground
>anon grabs her cheeks and kidnaps her to his home
good end?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46407311
Shortstacks are super hot, I love them

[Anonymous No.]

>>46407412
Shortstacks are in fact good girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>POV: 30 seconds after you asked "Femdom?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>46407870
Nah she will just leave and find you since it's what you like and what I don't like. KC is based

[Anonymous No.]

>>46404452
>suddenly knock on the door
Stopped reading there

[Anonymous No.]

>>46407870
Where's heckticore wings

[Anonymous No.]

>>46407870
Sacrebleu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46407239
I think this is one of my favourite versions of this scenario, because she while she was cold at work she wasn't acting like a bitch (the other kind)

[Anonymous No.]

rape the maids

[Anonymous No.]

>>46407870
i eat a raging mushroom
>>46407885
This also

[Anonymous No.]

>>46408136
>Hire a maid service.
>She shows up and turns out to be a tough as nails kiki with a thick slavic accent.
>You walk her through your home and expectations.
>She just says "da" to each of your directives.
>You're not sure she even understands English.
>Once you're in your bedroom, she promptly mating presses you.
>"In Soviet Russia, Kiki rapes you!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>46408207
Look at this tomb raider.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46406081
>>46406085
Modern is a cute and approachable dork, vintage is just a dork.

[Anonymous No.]

Where is my mom?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46408350
She's in the shower!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46408356
My mom is a rapist...

[Anonymous No.]

>>46408350
My momster is a Bicorn, every friday she and the nice Hellhound neighbor lady get together and we watch movies and wrestle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46408495
How do you wrestle with a horse

[Anonymous No.]

Love me hecatoncheires.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46408405
>My mom is a rapist...
She is a therapist.

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>>46408516
From the front or the back, it depends.

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How do hybridization between monster species occur? I wish to create a species of lamia with the white scales and hair of a shirohebi, with the dark skin of a yeti, also no yandere tendencies

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>>46408811
outside build-it-yourself species like familiars the most common incidence would be echidna spawn

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Would you take a hag on a date?

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>>46408873
I suppose, she might be lonely, so having company once in a while would be nice

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>>46408873
Sure but no sex, more like a day to take care of the elderly

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>>46396222

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How to eat pizza without getting your hands greasy.

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>>46408883
I think Demons should stick to being housewives and onaholes.

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>>46408914
Not putting out on the first date shows you're potential husband material and not an easy manwhore. Now will you do it on a future date, or are you saving it for marriage?

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>>46408914
I don't think that negotiable, she has her ways to get through you

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>>46408827
>Day 10683
>Despite repeated attempts of breeding an Echidna with the help of fertility enhancers and magic I have only managed to raise a shirohebi that’s skin is naturally tanned, yet her hair lacks the bounce and volume of a yeti’s and her possessive attitude leaves much to be desired
>I tired now in my old age, even with mamano mana keeping my body young it does not lessen the burden of raising 30 shirohebis

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>>46409069
i see it

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>>46408914
Taking care of the elderly all night long
If you catch my drift

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Pinus

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>>46406370
That's one fat ghost.

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Some knights have adjusted to the modern era better than others.

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Oh my TVC15
Oh oh
TVC15

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>>46409330
Big sacks of ectoplasm.

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Do girls actually like it if you write them romantic poetry or do they just want to bang?

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>>46409946
Watch out anon, she will steal your blood.

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>>46409939
Of course they do. Now those monster girls. Those are just faking interest until they can destroy your bloodline and wring you dry for your energy.

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Damn, ive accidentally made an entire story idea instead of a short scenario spit this time around, how does this writing stuff work?

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>>46409946
I don't think this is a real medic.

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>>46410034
Well basically you just jot down ideas scenes and dialogue willy-nilly while drunk and then edit it into a coherent whole while sober
Then you fuck a Minotaur and drink some more whiskey
t. Hemingway

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>>46409954
>>46410044
That's how she lost her medical license.

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>>46410044
Of course it is. Who else would have a blood transfusion staff? That's regulated medical equipment right there.

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>>46410048
Well I guess I'll start slapping all of these down in my personal notes and you might see some amateur writing if I care enough

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>>46410060
Building an outline can be very helpful. The more of a structure you have, the easier filling it in will be, like coloring inside ready-made lines.

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>>46408013
It's a balance so few strike. I'd kind like to see an anubis version of the same.

>>46410025
It's nice to have similar interests.

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>>46410062
Well, I'll get the ao3 invite around next Friday, lets see if I can cook something readable

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>>46410123
Good luck!

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>>46409123
I bet hags are into rough lovemaking

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How does a dragon newt gain her wings?

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>>46410152
Highlander rules. There can only be one. It's the EVIL dragon kingdom. Every minion is a potential usurper.

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>>46410152
She needs her body to be stimulated for them to grow.
Start by licking her pits.

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>>46410034
Make an outline. Spend maybe a paragraph or two on the protagonist so he isn’t a plank of wood with googly eyes drawn on. Have a basic understanding of English grammar. Have a basic understanding of anatomy. Show, don’t tell. If using verbs other than said, whispered, moaned etc. at least understand the different contexts of them. Don’t be funny and try to use a clever name for a penis, shaft or member works just fine. If writing in the context of MGE familiarise yourself with KC’s creator rules. Tag your shit so people can’t blame anybody but themselves if your story has something they don’t like.

Last but not least have fun and write what makes you happy.

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>>46410198
>If writing in the context of MGE familiarise yourself with KC’s creator rules.
He can't go after fanfiction.

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>>46410204
Rent free.

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>>46410223
My guy, I'm just telling it like it is and you're the one talking about it.

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>>46410204
Yes and no.
Feel free to ignore the setting's rules, but don't expect a positive reception here.

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>>46410228
I'm not him and as far as I can tell that's not the reason he brought it up.

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>>46410233
Nothing gets a positive reception here except hard mge shit though?

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>>46410204
Come on mick, be mature. you didnt even compete in the recent writing contest to be salty about zero votes lol

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>>46410245
But your numerous mental breakdowns caused by envy for artists and drawfags getting praise ITT prove otherwise

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>>46410152
cardboard and a hot glue gun

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>>46410268
(you)s are ultimately temporary.

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>>46410152
She has a baby making punch card. Every 5 babies, she gets a cool new dragon power. She also gets a punch for helping a friend get married. After about 100 babies, she's basically becomes a malef herself.

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>>46410302
>punch 100 babies
Kill them all. Dragons only! Secure the future!
EVIL!!!

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>>46408883
I wish I could be conquered by a cute demon knight.

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>>46410281
I love this fat snowkot.

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I love liches!

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>>46410379
Sure whatever but don't encourage the insane anti-mge shitposter.

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>>46410428
I'm not anti mge I just think the threads a stick in the mud.

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>>46396222
hebi is looking for a ride

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>>46410281
Sour grapes

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>>46410441
Then leave.

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Consider hags

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Nut funny didn't laugh

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>>46410520
This is the appropriate thread on the site for near contextless monster girl image posting.

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Will you ride the lightning? Or will the lightning ride you?

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>>46410441
lol
lmao

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>>46410562
Always

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>>46410582
no, the /d/, /c/, and the appropriate /vg/ threads are
this thread is for monster girl DISCUSSION
if you wanna be here then TALK and DISCUSS things
if you wanna be a furry then refer yourself to the /trash/ bin

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>>46410676
I discuss plenty but anything I post veering from mge canon rarely gets any bites.

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>>46410641
Beware, if you a hag there's at least 3 more in the vicinity
Some of them hunt in packs

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gators are good and responsible mothers

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>>46410694
But Anon this is KC Cult, anything not based on or around sucking his dick is off-topic

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>>46410735
We talked about this
Hags are ambush predators

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>>46410801
The irony in that statement is that there is nobody more obsessed with KC than Mick

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>>46410641
I would impregnate those 3 hags, I can take it

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N

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>>46410889
cute rabbit

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>>46410889
I could say she's well armed.

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>>46410815
I just remembered the time when he bragged here about reporting KC's Patreon in an attempt to take it down. He must have thought it made him look badass.

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>>46411001
HOL UP
>>46406271

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>>46410949
and yet KC's patreon is still up and this seething cuck can't even have his bootleg game on itch, top fucking kek.

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>>46411035
Useless goddess.

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>You think you can tame a dragon? I'd like to see you try.

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>>46411082
-Dragon seconds before being tamed.

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>>46411082
Girls like that are why I'd go adventuring.
The hardest fights give the best wives.

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>>46410492
>sfw version
Lame let me see them puffy lamia tits

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>>46411082
>Malef being all haughty and mocking anon for being a "mere ape"
>tells him to get down on his knees and worship her scaly feet
>anon releases the valve on his raging mushroom inhaler, puts his hand on her shoulder and goes
>"do you feel in charge?"

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>>46411120
>"Yes"
>malef breathes fire on Anon incinerating his raging mushroom inhaler, the flames enter his lungs and destroy all traces of the gas thanks to mamono mana he is unharmed but his body feels like it was bathed shirohebi flames and can't even stand

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>>46411167
Not leaving much to the imagination but still well insulated.

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Lilim thighs

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>>46410694
why do you need bites if you want, quote, "contextless monster girl <..> posting"? if its contextless it will be follow-up-less, you know

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>>46411165
Nice daydream sadly chemicals don't work like that, the shrooms extract is already running in anon blood and the punny malef is getting matting press in front of the whole court.

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>>46411188
Dragonian fashion is the best in the world.

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>>46411165
I want a flamejob from a malef

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>>46407116
Cute

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>>46411165
i just kiss her and drink the fire
it will fuel me when i'm full-nelsoning her

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>>46411243

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>>46411226
See his real reason higher up in the reply chain. >>46410500

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>>46411082
Everyone knows dragons are weak to cream pies

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>>46411282
Going to clown college really paid off.

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>>46411082
Fucking dragongirls feels the best when the bossfight is tough before they get mered.

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>>46411226
I like both!
However I do not feel there is anything more to talk about when it comes to flames of desire or the threads tendency to devolve everything into a dork joke or something quickly resolved in sex.

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https://youtu.be/6EszEktNq20

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>>46410735
https://files.catbox.moe/xsbs3t.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/ntl89w.png

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>>46411450
>https://files.catbox.moe/ntl89w.png
Unironically hot.

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Undead hours

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>>46411450
Why is always a Nuki involved?

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>>46411463
Because young ones aren't being taken enough.

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>>46411368
Spin to win, tamamo-chan.

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Danuki auntsters are cool, but would you spend time with your Danuki niece?

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>>46411501
Tell her danuki law of acquisition number one: your brother trusts you and will be easy to sell to the highest bidder.

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>>46411467
Every hag's backstory features a loli that was not taken.

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>>46411462
What are undead slime like? Are they bullyable? Bullies?

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>>46411516
Tragic backstory that deserves a happy ending.

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I'm going to tell miss lim that she can't claim me tonight, it's raid night.

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>>46411568
You can't decline her request to join your party in that case.

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>>46411501
>would you spend time with your Danuki niece?
Anon your Danuki niece is your daughter

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>>46411587
but you can spray raid in her face

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>>46411587
What I meant to say was that I'll be out of town. I'm sure she'll understand.

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>>46411462
Thats just a slime