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4641874 No.4641874 [Reply] [Original]

When you finish with your tea, I'm going to eat you.

>> No.4641885

well i'm not going to finish it then

>> No.4641883

I'd let you eat mine, if you see what I mean

>> No.4641888

You can eat me now

>> No.4641892

I don't drink tea. Enjoy waiting forever.

>> No.4641904

>>4641885
>>4641892
Enjoy the sensation of a teacup lodged in your esophagus.

>> No.4641921

>>4641904
No such thing mentioned in the OP.

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>>4641874
I won't let you escape this time

>> No.4641937

>>4641921
Yeah. I won't accept fanon material. OP only!

>> No.4641943

Note: Finished means the time when it would be appropriate to remove the cup from the table. Thus, when you have stated that you do not wish to drink any more tea, you are finished.

>> No.4641966

>>4641874
and that is why Yuka does not have any friends.

>> No.4641979

>>4641874
You're free to try.

>> No.4641980

I wish I could interpret eating in a more pleasant, preferably sexual, way, but I'm not a girl, so that strategy doesn't work.

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>> No.4642038
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4642038

You've stopped asking for permission. I'm glad you've become more assertive now, Yuuka~

>> No.4642061

Hold on, let me use the restroom first. I'll be right back to finish that tea when I'm done.

>> No.4642072

>>4641874

You should think about a diet. Eating fat neckbeards isn't really healthy.

>> No.4642185

When you have finished cutting your fucking nails, you may eat me.

>> No.4642198

Can i fill you with my semen before that?

>> No.4642202

Sip~

>> No.4642204
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>>4642185

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/throws tea in her face

HAVE AT YOU

>> No.4642208 [DELETED] 

When you finish with your tea, I'm going to BUTTASS.

>> No.4642214
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>> No.4642221

When you finish your tea, I'm going to rape you.

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>> No.4642257

>>4642061

Alright, I'm back. Thank you for the tea.

>> No.4642286
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4642286

How about I drink your tea and you drink mine?

>> No.4642307

>>4642286
Indirectu kissu

>> No.4642309

Why are you serving me tea?

>> No.4642317
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>>4642205
That kinda sounds like something Tenshi would do. Except maybe without the tea. Does Tenshi even drink tea? I don't know.
Anyway, just out of fucking nowhere she goes ENOUGH TALK, HAVE AT YOU *SMACK*

Silly Peaches

>> No.4642323

>>4642309
Marinade.

>> No.4642409

>>4642323
I'd pour tea all over me if it'd please Yuuka. After she cut her nails.

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>>4642317

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4642463

You caught a Yuuka.

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>>4642463
In that case, I hope she gets horny before she gets hungry.

>> No.4642503
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4642503

What would happen if Yuka ate some small bombs?

>> No.4642504
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>>4642484
That's a pretty good rule of thumb for Yuuka anyway, mind.

>> No.4642518

>>4642463
reminds me of a movie /jp/ would have loved.

"Insatiable" really bad fair about a man who traps a vampire in his basement in a large steel cage and slowly falls in love with her.

>> No.4642523

never understood why Yuka is supposed to be so horrifying and even comparable to Yukari.

all she does is manipulate fucking flowers. flowers for fucks sake. and isn't even hard to defeat in-game.

>> No.4642541
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>>4642523
Just because she takes it easy that doesn't mean she's not strong.

>> No.4642552

>>4642523
-most brute force firepower
-sadist
-genocide is just another game

>> No.4642556

>>4642541
>>4642552
FLOWER POWER RANGERS

>> No.4642573
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>>4642523
she is often depicted as someone who likes using her strength more than magic, kinda like Warcueid

>> No.4642574
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>>4642552
Now, now, good old Yuka would never commit a genocide.

>> No.4642585

>>4642574
but she thinks it's fun

>> No.4642614

>>4642585
Touhous talk shit all the time when they are "in the field". Just like when Reimu "killed" Sakuya or Yuyuko "ate" Mystia.

>> No.4642619

>>4642614
Are you trying to say Yuyuko isn't a glutton and Reimu isn't an exterminator?

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>>4642614

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>>4642523
>never played the PC-98 games
Basically think of her as Hitler except she killed everyone personally, she's much sexier, and she's retired from genocide to tend to her flowers.

>> No.4642636

>>4642619
They actually may be, but they didn't really kill or eat anybody (at least none of the named characters) in the games.

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>>4642619
Yuyuko is a master troll and everything she says in IN is her obfuscatory bullshitting, pretending to be a shallow glutton.

She's Yukari's best friend, her magnificent bastard status should be pretty obvious from that.

>> No.4642655

Okay. Let me just drink my tea and speak a bit. Than i let you eat me.

It will be happiest moment of my whole life.

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>>4642640
Yuyuko hijack

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>> No.4642751

omnomnomnom

>> No.4642754

>>4642723


HAHAHAHA I was completely caught off-guard by that.

>> No.4642852

>>4642640
everything Yuyuko says in IN makes me giggle like a little girl. I honestly replayed IN in Normal 3 times with ghost team just for comedic value. sad thing is, I still haven't finished it with boundary team. ;_;

>> No.4643915

>>4642614

Don't forget just one of the many endings is canon. The fact they didn't really do that in "true" canon ending don't mean they wouldn't.

>> No.4644039

Only COOL GUY can tame Yuka.

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