Seducing touhous

[Anonymous No.]

What kind of man would it take to seduce the ‘mu or any of the other youkai females?

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What does it take to seduce females RIGHT NOW?

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>>46522181
Being cute.

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>>46522181
I am convinced half of them would fall for you if you beat them in a drinking contest

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>>46522176
Being handsome is a start. Being rich will probably help too

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>>46522181
Demonstrate your masculinity by looking her in the eye, whipping your pants off, and proudly declaring you will make her the mother of a thousand.

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>>46522176
We know what it takes to marry Kaguya...

It's just that they are genuinely impossible for you do accomplished and even if you manage to fulfill one of her impossible tasks by some miracle you'll get killed by Eirin before you can taste the fruits (Kaguya) of your Labor

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>>46522176
Let's face it, /jp/tards have no chance seducing any 2hus other than tricking the retarded ones like Cirno, Rumia, Okuu and Youmu.

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I come to Gensokyo with a sack full of Gunpla.
Sanae is MINE.

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>>46522445
Would the same thing work with Yukari and a few train kits?

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>>46522176
>picrel
Maybe some kind of Jesus-level super righteous and virtuous man can make her fall in love, mostly with the intention of trying to corrupt him.

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>>46522436
I'm well-spoken and decent-looking enough because I workout, I trust that I can woo some of the more easygoing 2hus, like Byakuren or Mamizou. Or maybe the ones that don't interact with men often, like Nitori or Marisa?

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>>46522436
I have the massive balls required to ask out Yuuka on her home turf after braving the wilderness, bordering on stupidity/insanity.
Life without flower wife to me is like a plant without the sun.

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>>46522540
Or just be someone with a lot of stamina.

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>>46522436
I'm afraid of women so I bet Kogasa would like me.

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>>46522389
Anon, Kaguya did not give out impossible requests with the intention of marrying whoever achieved them; they were impossible *because* she did not want to get married to them.
If Kaguya ever met someone she actually liked in that way, it would just be a normal courtship, or involve a request that's really quite possible if you applied yourself enough.

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>>46522657
That isn't love, that's lust.

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>>46522786
That can become love after a few thrusts~

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>>46522765
Yeah I know that but getting Kaguya to like you in that way seems less likely then completing all of her requests

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>>46522841
It's not hard to talk to girls and strike up relationships with them.

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>>46522176
A bucket o' chicken.

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>>46522847
Not all of them will let you...

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Dont. They're all youkai and they will eat you. Zounose told me so, so it must be true

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>>46522972
Either Kaguya nor Tenko are youkai

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>>46522176
Andrew Tate

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>>46522841
Did you try being nice and friendly and doing fun stuff with her?
It just might work, you know?

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>>46522985
So which one?

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>>46522855
>A bucket o' chicken.
What if it's Kutaka?

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>>46523585
Getting access to the 'Guya would be pretty hard but being nice snd friendly is kinda the default for me when interacting with others.

As for doing fun stuff with her, what would a moon princess even like? I doubt there's a beach or amusment park in Gensokyo

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>>46523701
don't forget that you're pitting your fun stuff against mokou's fun stuff since they go out to the village together already
that said, the village is canonically pretty big on arts and crafts (and is less of a village and more of a city) so it shouldn't be too hard to find a street with fun stuff that she's not seen

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>>46523460
>Chinlet
Lmao, that's a good one.

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>>46522972
Not all girls in Touhou are youkai you know...

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>>46523902
Correct!

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>>46523919
Oh my, they really grew up. 29 is really prime it seems...

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>>46522361
i love ssib faces

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>>46523634
Both of them, at the same time, while Eirin and Tenko's father are forced to watch

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>>46523919
Please divert the attention of your porn filled brain to another girl, perhaps one more fitting for those itnerests or fetishes of yours.

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>>46524012
Yeah, Aki Eda's art style is really good.

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>>46524298
aki eda's one I've wanted to come back because her version of reimu is my favourite (and the cutest (and the strongest))

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>>46524208
I gotch you.

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>>46522176
For teh non youkai girls. Kosuzu i can see her being easily charmed by the missunderstood villain archetype, being fascinated by that evil side of his, and rtying to fix him, kind of like those women that fawn over criminals and such, specially if those vil deed are related to forbidden magics, or forbidden whatever in general. And for Akyuu, i think she'd be more traditional in her approach to men, she'd want her prospect to be straight frrward with his intentiosn, taking her on dates to asses his qualities as a man, judging everything from what matters he talks about, to what he gifts her, and any attempt at physical touch. As ic an see her being quite picky with all of these details, being put off and cutting the relation if any of these are off, like him being too touchy or flirty, or o nthe otehr hand if he is too shy as well. But once the first few dates go, and she accepts him as a potential lover, i can see her getting a lot mroe relaxed and just naturally letting the relationship grow once she is aware that he is a good man.

>>46524465
He, or you, already posts my wife, so that is kind of redundant

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>>46523902
clay youkai

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>>46524389
Eda needs to return completely. Doesn't mattter if it's about 2hu stuff or other series, her works are cute and nothing more. The last time I saw her was years ago, she was doing sketches for Fanbox.

[Anonymous No.]

Why would you want to seduce a 2hu?
What would you get from it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46524594
Sex and cuddles.

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>>46524389
>>46524569
the FS artist was also really good, she kind of just vanished...

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>>46524605
I don't like sex and cuddles...

[Anonymous No.]

What if i don't wanna seduce any girl and just keep going with my peacefull life?

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>>46524637
Cuddles!

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>>46524594
a loving wife and a bunch of children

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>>46522361
Why rich? Why not powerful like them?
In the world of Gensokyo and Touhou itself, magic exist, and even in our reality there are powerful dark magic books. So, why not becoming powerful in a way similar to them? Being handsome just takes exercise an discipline.

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>>46524637
You could always just make friends.

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>>46524692
>Why rich?
Because Reimu likes money

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>>46524637
That is the secret to seduce every youkai in Gensokyo.

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>>46524692
The human 2hous still need to eat and drink and buy things. Being powerful is only enough for the youkai ones.

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>>46524637
>peacefull life
As a single human male? Fat chance, anon.
You need a wife to protect you from all the rabid youkai.

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all i have to do is grab her hips and put my penis between her thighs

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>>46524594
Endless shits and giggles watching her fuck with people, probably half a dozen kids at least, I get to live in a psychadelic mansion, no youkai would dare come near me, total respect from all the humans that know me as Anon the Youkai fucker, really there isn't much I wouldn't get.

The real question is, why are [you] not able to see why someone would want to seduce/marry a 2hu?

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>>46524298
>>46524389
>>46524569
Yeah but eda was a yurifag so she needs to stay gone

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Yuyuko seems like the type that would enjoy it if you tried it in with her and have a go back knowing her nature. Even if it goes nowhere in the end you’d have a good time with her.

Although if it doesn’t work out can always have some fun baiting her gardener into naively doing things.

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>>46524389
>>46524298
>>46524012
I still haven't forgiven Aki Eda for Bonnouji, so I'm going to disagree with you on principle.

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>>46525241
literally every 2hu manga artist is a yurifag
mizutaki drew a full on yuri h doujin

[Anonymous No.]

Compensated dating

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>>46524692
Magic is shit.

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>>46525464
t. wizardlet

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>>46522765
A combination of that and honoring her adoptive parents, if any of those men actually completed the requests or properly admit their failures instead of being lame and gay with fakes she may have very well entertained them. She's still a naive young princess, I think the hourai elixir has a similar effect on psychological development much like the scarlet sisters vampirism.

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>>46522176
Be a fisherman. Magic women dig fishermen.

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What’s the most lewd thing you could trick Youmu into doing and how would you do it?

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>>46525723
The good ol' slippery slope of giving her increasingly lewd attire and showering het with compliments. She's not usually put in the spotlight and praised, so it could be easier to get her addicted and so more willing to escalate into promiscuity.

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>>46525774
It's quite easy to convince her to do things, just take a lesson from Grandpa Youki.

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>>46526199
Grandpa Youki has good taste...

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>>46526199
what a schemer

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>>46526199
>>46526280
I ship this.

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>>46526280
>>46526199
I lust after this

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>>46526280
>>46526199
This is preposterous! Mister Konpaku is an honorable old swordsman! He would never do something so outrageous!

[Anonymous No.]

slim and short with perky breasts and wide hips granddaughterwife...

[Anonymous No.]

You’ll keep them warm right? But please don’t do anything lewd

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>>46526686
The more they're groped, the larger they'll grow! It's not lewd, only a pair of very helping hands!

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>>46522176
Do you think that if she loved you enough, Reimu would spare your life if you turned yourself into a youkai, or that would only make her kill you more?

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>>46524545
Mayumi is a real girl! So what if she is made of clay.

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>>46525456
I want to be just friends with Ran, nothing lewd. She's too nice and dignified for me to sexualise her.

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>>46527891
very cool of you, Anon. She appreciates the friendship.

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>>46523585
>>46523701

Give her a DS and a bunch of GBA and DS games and she'll be entertained for a good amount of time.

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>>46527891
Hand over your penis.

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>>46527930
It's more like 'give me that thing. Your bitch switch.' So she can fingerbang you until you're a drooling retard

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>>46524594

Free Imortality from an Ex Lunar NEET Princess

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>>46527891
I think it would be fun and fulfilling just to see her reactions to having a load taken off. Feeding her different foods, doing chores unprompted, and just generally clearing her schedule and making life easy for her. Though a balance needs to be made between keeping her occupied so she doesn't turn into Yukari 2.0, and easing her workload so she isn't overworked with housekeeping on top of whatever orders and jobs she's doing that day.
She's capable of doing it all on her own just fine, I just want to see her smile and soften any bad days she might have; she looks lonely given her circumstances.

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>>46528045
I headcanon the reason she has Chen is because her job makes her lonely and isolated from most of Gensokyo, so she made her own shikigami to have some non-Yukari companionship. Of course, she also picked a cute cat she could mother because she's lonely in that sense as well.

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>>46528084
>Of course, she also picked a cute cat she could mother because she's lonely in that sense as well.
Both a blessing and a curse. There would be that angle as she's raising and training a far younger Youkai and going through the ups and downs of that, but at some point Chen's gone and flew the nest and doesn't live with Ran and Yukari. She spends her time leading cats at Mayohiga, doing whatever on the mountain, or playing with Orin. She definitely cares for Chen, enough to pick a fight with Protagonist of the day who hurt her and thank Orin for being friends with her, but is their relationship really comparable to that of a proper mother/daughter? I could just be reading into ZUNs AI angle too much, but taking Chen on as a Shikigami could be an attempt to substitute for the real thing like one would use a chatbot today. Chen is very much real and physical, but there's still the underlying shikigami possession that's very transactional in its nature: power to the possessed in exchange for the master's control. Maybe that's all Ran knew how to do and couldn't simply adopt the Bakeneko Chen, or it's because there's no other way it would work as animals don't think of parents as we do and Chen is too young of a Youkai to understand that concept.

Either way, Ran tries her best and I'll continue to enjoy fanon works that plays the family dynamic because it's very cute.

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I want to kiss Reimu until she's out of breath and sick of me

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I try to use kindness and compassion.

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>>46522540
>>46522657
seiga will 'love' you as a reanimated corpse

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>>46528673
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPtPo8Sa3NE&t=25s

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>>46526524
Me on the right

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>>46526199
sauce?

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>>46529196
Yukarin 3 days to live
https://mangadex.org/title/d4e14256-f238-441f-a124-1fbd0c3d608b/touhou-yukarin-only-3-days-to-live

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>>46526954
She would break into pieces if she tripped.

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>>46529206
Thanks! Reverse search wasn't helping.

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>>46529235
always works!

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>>46524606
Probably just dropped from drawing altogether after her lawyer manga failed

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>>46522540
I want to suck evil milk from evil tits

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>>46530180
Be careful that evil milk will transform you into a jiangshi

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>>46530221
Worth it

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>>46522176
Reimu is very pure, you being nice to her and showing interested in courting her should be enough to get get to give you at least a chance

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>>46522176
You just need to know how to give good ear and belly scratches.

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Tengu like abducting and presumably raping humans so just go for a naked hike up the mountain into tengu territory and let everything else take care of itself

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>>46530797
But I want Hatate specifically and that NEET doesn't leave her house, how am I supposed to catch her attention and get abducted by her?

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>>46530885
Hey did the question ask about specific people?
Look at you trying to be choosy. Saying "yes" to only one person is the same as saying no to everyone else.
If you're lucky she might attend your breaking in party that night.

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>>46526840
its implied she'd kill Marisa if she turned into one, I don't think you have a chance

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>>46531505
Reimu also would a cat if she saw it in the human village.
Such a vicious girl.

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>>46531540
Reimu hasn't been the same after a cat ruined her miko outfit that one time

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>>46530885
Walk around with a printed image of her face with a heart drawn on it, and hope she'll see you eventually with her thoughtography.

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That one peeking from the wall, right there
How do I seduce her?

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>>46532680
Tell her you can make her feel the true feeling of Spring.

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>>46524939


Anon you're not going to like the discovery you will make....


or maybe you will extra enjoy it

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>>46532680
Spring and Love are closely associated

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>>46532680
Tell her she really makes your thing spring up.

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>>46532680
hypnosis

[Anonymous No.]

How would you go about seducing this ‘hu?

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>>46533058
Be French.

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>>46533058
I would tell Suwako about our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ and how she's actually just a demon disguised as a god. Then I prepare my dick for correction rape.

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>>46533576
How does raping you prove you wrong?

I don't see how that action would help her in any sort of way

[Anonymous No.]

The biggest issue no one is addressing is the language barrier, is there any way to quickly learn Japanese in Gensokyo?

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>>46534004
i don't think keine would like you sitting in on her students classes
maybe remi speaks antiquated english
byakuren might keep you around as a novelty if you could be useful

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>>46522176
>What kind of man would it take to seduce the ‘mu
a very rich one.

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>>46534042
>maybe remi speaks antiquated english
remi is probably the best bet and maybe patchi knows has a spell for language acquisition

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>>46534004
Maybe Yukari can pull off some Heaven's Door bullshit and make you a fluent speaker in Japanese.

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>>46522181
By being the absolute worst partner option you could be

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>>46534057
>Futa
How disappointing

[Anonymous No.]

>>46534057
>Futa
How great

[Anonymous No.]

>>46534057
>Futa
How unremarkable

[Anonymous No.]

>>46534057
>Futa
How big?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46534057
Ah that was the futa doujin where she doesn't even use her cock, what a disappointment.

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>>46522176
I was in contact with a girl who LARPed as Reimu and she liked me. But she unfortunately got suspended so I lost her

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>>46536277
anon you lack taste that's hot as fuck

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>>46536390
Tell me what the point of the penis is if it doesn't get used.

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>>46536399
to look at it

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>>46536443

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>>46536443
I don't expect gentials to just get looked at in a sex doujin. He could've at least given her a reach around.

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>>46525516
no, he is right. Invest in Divine anti-magic Coin
worked for the outside world

[Anonymous No.]

I do not want a youkai/female wife, i want to live alone as a farmer and enjoy my lifestyle in solitude and in peace

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>>46536891
>female wife
>female
>wife
Huh?

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>>46536924
cute retard anon

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>>46525516
no, he is right. Invest in Divine anti-magic Coin
worked for the outside world

[Anonymous No.]

>>46529367
>IT KEEPS HAPENING

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>>46536924
That's called a malewife anon.

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>>46536891
the whole point of youkai is to have sex with them so they can bear half-blood heroes that will ascend to godhood after an epic adventure

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>>46537260
But I want to be a Hero myself not be the father of one.

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>>46538064
Well you're not one, deal with it

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>>46534004
I always figured youkai are omnilingual because they're supernatural entities

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>>46538678
I will not give up on my ideals.

Even if this path will lead me to hell, I will be a hero

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>>46538713
I saw a fic once mention that Yukari meddled with Gensokyo somehow so everyone heard and understood what was being spoken, but it caused people's lips to not synch up with what they were saying if they were speaking a different language to what you were hearing. I liked that one in particular.

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>>46533058
Better yet, what about seducing her conqueror?

[Anonymous No.]

How do i seduce a yamawaro

[Anonymous No.]

>>46539834
Present your butthole.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46536452
Nice burn, Sanny!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46538730
Ass spanking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46538730
Sumo wrestling.

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>>46524594
cute wife
cute naps together
snuggles
martial arts training

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>>46542966
and, of course, a massive and wonderful heart!

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>>46524520
>As ic an see her being quite picky with all of these details, being put off and cutting the relation if any of these are off, like him being too touchy or flirty, or o nthe otehr hand if he is too shy as well. But once the first few dates go, and she accepts him as a potential lover, i can see her getting a lot mroe relaxed and just naturally letting the relationship grow once she is aware that he is a good man.

That's a fucking lot for a girl who's already going to be on her deathbed by the time she is hitting 30, but I guess if you are really desperate for money, it could be worth a try.

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>>46540116
>>46540157
What about spanking her while wrestling?

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>>46545676
I'll show her who's boss of this shrine.

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>>46522181
Blatant manipulation tactics and the desire to utterly beat and control her