DJT - Daily Japanese Thread #3840

[Anonymous No.]

Previous thread:>>46607338


DJT is a language learning thread for those studying the Japanese language.

Cornucopia of Resources / Guide
Read the guide before asking questions.
https://learnjapanese.moe/resources/
https://djtguide.github.io/learn/learnmain.html
https://kotu.io/tests/pitchAccent/minimalPairs

Translation requests, 100-reply threads, native Japanese speakers, fear, exhaustion, grammatically incorrect Japanese:>>>/int/djt

[Anonymous No.]

>>46614671
big milkers

[Anonymous No.]

vegan propaganda

[Anonymous No.]

gonna need ciarans take

[Anonymous No.]

>>46614688
https://www.monsalvat.no/vegetarianism.htm

[Anonymous No.]

gonna need moes take

[Anonymous No.]

how was djt so important that it occupied matto sensei's mind for so long

[Anonymous No.]

>>46614688
β-エンドルフィン採取には人間家畜化が一番だ! 知らんけど( ˘ω˘)

[Anonymous No.]

blud bringing in the greek alphabet like hell nah i already have to deal with 3 jp writing systems :skull:

[Anonymous No.]

i really like skull anon. hes on my top 5 djt anons

[Anonymous No.]

lil bro got 5 personalities

[Anonymous No.]

このスレは能力がなさすぎて疲れた

[Anonymous No.]

>>46614714
>Similarly, William Harris, a true Nimrod, in 1836 and 1837 travelled far into the interior of Africa merely to enjoy the pleasure of hunting. In his book, published in Bombay in 1838, he describes how he shot his first elephant, a female. The next morning he went to look for the dead animal; all the other elephants had fled from the neighbourhood except a young one, who had spent the night with his dead mother. Forgetting all fear, he came toward the sportsmen with the clearest and liveliest evidence of inconsolable grief, and put his tiny trunk round them in order to appeal to them for help. Harris says he was then filled with real remorse for what he had done, and felt as if he had committed a murder.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46614756
funnily enough, an elephant going on a human killing spree wouldn't feel the slightest bit of remorse unless you were their caregiver or something

[Anonymous No.]

>>46614761
>He also argued, like Schopenhauer, that man was raised above other animals by his capacity for compassion.

[Anonymous No.]

i love when people compare themselves to animals

[Anonymous No.]

>>46614766
capacity for compassion just means it's easier to trick people to think what is good is bad.

[Anonymous No.]

sociopath

[Anonymous No.]

i guess everyone was a sociopath pre-agriculture

[Anonymous No.]

>>46614782
hunting for pleasure is not hunting for food

[Anonymous No.]

>>46614788
all carnivores feel pleasure when hunting, you dummy
your body is wired to reward you for surviving

[Anonymous No.]

>>46614790
humans are not carnivores but nice psycho projection

[Anonymous No.]

>>46614794
>humans are not carnivores
you don't even know what a carnivore is, nibba
open wikipedia or something if you want to have an intelligent discussion

[Anonymous No.]

>>46614798
maybe you're from an unevolved lineage. that's okay

[Anonymous No.]

>>46614803
self-own considering our distant cousins are all herbivores kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>46614807
stone age cavemen had a carnivorous diet but like i said it's okay. i have sympathy and compassion for poor anon

[Anonymous No.]

I use Duolingo every day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46614830
i have never heard of an n1 who said that duolingo was an important part of his japanese learning journey

[Anonymous No.]

listening isnt your strong suit is it

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

lil bro awake at 8 am

[Anonymous No.]

>>46614671
Current thread: #3840

Previous threads:
>>46607338 #3839
>>46599230 #3838

[Anonymous No.]

school starts at 8 AM

[Anonymous No.]

you getting schooled in djt all day tho

[Anonymous No.]

djt doesnt even have hot teachers

[Anonymous No.]

japanese?

[Anonymous No.]

Cuck face

[Anonymous No.]

turn on your monitor

[Anonymous No.]

Say it with me, chat
DEAD
J
TEA

[Anonymous No.]

Per the recommendations of the late Cure Dolly Sensei, all of the words in my Anki deck are mined from Japanese media I have consumed... unfortunately, like half of that is doujins. On the one hand, I have a decent number of words for various body parts in there. On the other hand, I now have the word 皮被り (phimosis) added in there. Will this word ever come up if I have a conversation with a Japanese person? Probably not. But I guess it empowers me to read more erotic stories...

[Anonymous No.]

>>46615022
>I now have the word 皮被り (phimosis) added in there
Based shota enjoyer

[Anonymous No.]

>>46615004
based!

[Anonymous No.]

*cums over djts corpse* yeah tanoshikattaze

[Anonymous No.]

>>46615032
Twas actually about a futa who's into lolis.
(but I do also enjoy shota)

[Anonymous No.]

探していた曲を見つけた
素晴らしい感覚だ！! ! !
https://files.catbox.moe/jwwscy.mp3

[Anonymous No.]

Just started a mining deck myself, is there such a thing as adding too many words? Feels like I need to add dozens of new cards every time I read a snippet of Japanese, I wonder if ending up with a mining deck thousands of cards large isn't gonna end up tripping me up

[Anonymous No.]

>>46615074
That's normal when you start.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46615087
stfu noob

[oingta boingta !!IRE3KTJADN0 No.]

https://youtu.be/HIZzYz1xk18

[米＾-＾米 No.]

>>46615120
been bumping this shit since you was literally a kid

[Anonymous No.]

zoomer age flexing on zoomer lmfao

[Anonymous No.]

KY

[米＾-＾米 No.]

not a flex just saying he just like me

[Anonymous No.]

god i hate zoomers

[Anonymous No.]

>>46614858
What should I be using instead?

[米＾-＾米 No.]

remember thinking passing n1 means you are basically a god at japanese

[Anonymous No.]

If you aren't at least using NHK Web Easy every day, you won't even pass N4. Stop using Duolingo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46615224
現在には、N 1能力試験に合格しました人が増えています。でも、合格しましたのに、多くの合格しました人が日本語をあんまり話しません。能力試験の意味があるかどうか分かりません…

[米＾-＾米 No.]

>>46615255
敬語にしなくていいとこ敬語なってるで

[Anonymous No.]

>>46615273
なるほど。例があれば、その文章を直す方法は何ですか？

[米＾-＾米 No.]

>>46615291
文末以外は敬語要らない
てかここは敬語要らないんだよ

[Anonymous No.]

>>46615299
わかった、ありがとう^_^

[米＾-＾米 No.]

>>46615308
どういた

[Anonymous No.]

>>46614714
this guy strikes me as exceptionally low iq. you don't have to be cruel with or hate animals in order to follow a natural lifestyle. in fact a lot of tribes that hunt animals to this day believe in animal gods and perform rituals on the animal after every catch out of respect

[Anonymous No.]

>>46612733
link the channel bro

[Anonymous No.]

>>46615299
俺が敬語で話すのは、お前と違って野蛮人ではないからです

[Anonymous No.]

>>46615255
十分話せてますやん? :)

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

any lolige where I'm a foreigner and bang lolis witj broken japanese?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46615520
まあ、確かに…笑

[oingta boingta !!IRE3KTJADN0 No.]

>>46615140
as have i

[Anonymous No.]

アラブ人を爆撃するのは

野蛮ではないのですか

ネタニヤフ君

[Anonymous No.]

if you can understand this at full speed congratulations you know japanese https://youtube.com/shorts/RwjunDPpb6g?si=WHmm-CGX62Xa8cOE

[Anonymous No.]

平時なら綺麗事を口にするその口で

こう言いだしたという

>パールハーバーの後、米軍の攻撃で東京が壊滅しようと、東京で何人死のうと、誰が気にしたというのだ？

つまるところ人間扱いなどしたくないのか

または

高性能ミサイルで一方的に爆撃するのが彼等にはとても美徳なのか

にほんてきにはネタニヤフ君の言うことがわからない

[Anonymous No.]

>ただでさえ背の低いほしみが背伸びして高いとこの物をとろうとしていたのだから、いつにもましてかわいらしかった
Is the use of して in 背伸びして to mean they are doing 背伸び or does it mean something else? I'm having trouble connecting 高いとこの物 to it. I feel like adding a で inbetween to write 背伸びして高いとこの物をとろうとしていたのだから if して there just means to do

[Anonymous No.]

>>46615501
https://www.youtube.com/@rinninniku

A lot of nips seem to hate her... Her story is pretty sad...

[Anonymous No.]

>>46613437
Smarter than 918, or 91th percentile, which is equivalent to 121 IQ.
I had some doubts because the questions were easier than in other tests I taken, but the result matches other tests quite well
>>46614714
>Schopenhauer quotes
lmao, got a whinier faggot than this to use as an authority?
>>46615074
Just add the words you like, though try to focus on more commonly used ones (JPDB is a decent point of reference here)

[Anonymous No.]

>>46613437
esl here so i'm giving myself the 130

[＿p a p i＿＿c u l o＿ !!mLa2zNvwuTt No.]

babe its 4pm time to play the latest korean nexon slop

[Anonymous No.]

>>46616109
>esl here so i'm giving myself the 130
You mean it like an esl can't be expected to calculate percentiles to IQ properly, or you just added extra points for being one? Can I add extra points to myself for my enormous dong?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46616134
no but you should deduce points for not getting why the test is biased in favor of native english speakers

[Anonymous No.]

>>46616141
oh come on there were barely any vocab loaded questions and if that's worried him, 130IQ should have identified them while doing the test and just google unknown words to control for it.
Even that is questionable, since natives not necessarily have vocab proficiency matching, let alone exceeding 130 IQ literate ESL

[Anonymous No.]

>>46614756
:(

[Anonymous No.]

>>46616109
nice self own. why would you ever be in a room of 1000 people? you already failed dumb normie midwit

[Anonymous No.]

>>46613437
>first question written by an esl
nice start

[Anonymous No.]

>>46616163
it's not just about unknown words, it's also about spending extra processing power on comprehending the instruction, making less available for the actual logic of the task
>Even that is questionable, since natives not necessarily have vocab proficiency matching, let alone exceeding 130 IQ literate ESL
all that matters is that a 130 native is going to be better at it than a 130 esl.
plus, a few threads back i got told my english is shit, and now i'm probably beyond native? people here will say anything as long as it helps their argument

[＿p a p i＿＿c u l o＿ !!mLa2zNvwuTt No.]

>>46616109
in a room of 1000 ppl im smarter than 1000 ppl cuz i didnt take jordan peter puffers pseud shit lol

[Anonymous No.]

wait so the native advantage is so big that a 95 IQ native english speaker can outsmart a 160 IQ german, like i've done multiple times?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46616294
he was on his phone bro

[Anonymous No.]

>>46614924
i assume he's gonna use a retarded "it's a gateway!" argument.

[Anonymous No.]

peterson has good taste in seinen though

[Anonymous No.]

peterson is about to revolutionize science with his ai that will be able to settle the question of whether hitler was left-wing or right-wing

[＿p a p i＿＿c u l o＿ !!mLa2zNvwuTt No.]

hitler was the fall goy its not fair what they did to him

[Anonymous No.]

hitler was dumb for trying to overthrow US+british hegemony...

[oingta boingta !!IRE3KTJADN0 No.]

succeeded in fucking ours

[Anonymous No.]

>>46616236
I bet comprehension speed disadvantage of an ESL is actually negligible. I scored lower than you and I had lots of time to spare anyhow
>now i'm probably beyond native?
average native is a low bar, reasonably bright ESL who reads a lot can easily outmatch it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46616349
no that was the us
>>46616351
it's not just about speed, it's also about how many things you can keep in your head at a time. if you're better at reading the language, then it'll take up less space and you'll be able to better concentrate on grasping the logic itself

[Anonymous No.]

>>46616321
and what would that be?

[＿p a p i＿＿c u l o＿ !!mLa2zNvwuTt No.]

oh god

[oingta boingta !!IRE3KTJADN0 No.]

>>46616403
we ran out of money because of the fighting and we lost the 大英帝国 because of having no money
wed still be a world power if we had enough money to keep it going and create the 帝国連邦

[Anonymous No.]

>>46615120
vomit

[Anonymous No.]

>>46615809
that’s exactly what it means. tells you in what manner 物を取ろうとする is done

[Anonymous No.]

Didn't know that was a thing...nice.
On the other hand, I'm a newfag and have an excuse, so there's no reason for anyone else to whine about tripfags given this solution.

[＿p a p i＿＿c u l o＿ !!mLa2zNvwuTt No.]

dont worry my trip will disappear but u will still sperg out that "annoying guy who types like a retard"

u cant escape

[Anonymous No.]

>>46613437
t. esl. amerimutts are so dumb even their iq tests have to be dumbed down, lmao

i had to google what a pancake looks like THO

[Anonymous No.]

terminal ass cancer

[Anonymous No.]

>>46616528
130 comfirmed, comfy

[Anonymous No.]

>>46616523
>dont worry my trip will disappear but u will still sperg out that "annoying guy who types like a retard"

[Anonymous No.]

the us had too many competitive advantages and it was strongly in their interest to free any colonies to make them available for american capital. there's no alternative reality where britain remains a world power

[Anonymous No.]

you have 8 seconds to spot the girl or ur a midwits. tick tock.

[Anonymous No.]

lol took me 1 second

[＿p a p i＿＿c u l o＿ !!mLa2zNvwuTt No.]

>>46616545
i always check the nose first in these times thats not a good test

[Anonymous No.]

>>46616539
nvm i'm actually 135

[Anonymous No.]

>>46616545
at this point i'm overqualified for this kind of tests

[Anonymous No.]

*loud sucking on pistachio noises*
yh idk bros

[Anonymous No.]

>>46616539
I admit it does work like an iq test - anyone who believes that spotting a simple pattern makes him top 1% cognitive elite is bound to be below 100IQ

[＿p a p i＿＿c u l o＿ !!mLa2zNvwuTt No.]

*loud suckin on nuts noises*

[Anonymous No.]

>>46616605
bro it says on the website, SCIENTIFICALLY CREATED

[Anonymous No.]

it do be like that

[Anonymous No.]

>>46616612
oh i'm sorry i didn't realize

[Anonymous No.]

pistachios are disgusting and make me nauseous

[Anonymous No.]

>>46616605
>spotting a simple pattern
that's like 10% of all the questions

[Anonymous No.]

>>46613437
is this actually made by peterson though? it just said it was made based on his outline of standards.
The only question I didn't know how to approach was the O, T, T, F, F sequence thing.

[Anonymous No.]

the other 90% is complex patterns for iqs

[Anonymous No.]

>>46616638
>he can't count to Six
oof

[Anonymous No.]

youre gonna love my nuts

[Anonymous No.]

>>46616653
ah shit lmao. well I got the short sequence right then cause I copied the answer from the longer sequence.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46616653
>>46616666
so how does this work exactly?

[Anonymous No.]

>Profound Retardation

[Anonymous No.]

>>46616672
[o]ne
[t]wo
[t]hree
[f]our
[f]ive
[s]ix

[Anonymous No.]

>>46616684
oh i feel so stupid now

[Anonymous No.]

>>46616684
any IQ test that's based on language is automatically garbage

[Anonymous No.]

>>46616704
cope

[＿p a p i＿＿c u l o＿ !!mLa2zNvwuTt No.]

>>46616655
more like ur gonna love my charoset

[Anonymous No.]

hm i suspect this test inflates scores because my iq is about 120 but i get 125 on this, and also this test wants you to pay to see the score...

>>46616638
yea i didn't know what the O, T shit meant either.

[Anonymous No.]

i definitely gotta tell sebjenseb about this so he can laugh at how bad the test is.

[＿p a p i＿＿c u l o＿ !!mLa2zNvwuTt No.]

the peterpuffer iq test was designed to specifically target incel pseuds and as calculated they are gladly giving up some of their data in an attempt to make themselves feel good and special

[oingta boingta !!IRE3KTJADN0 No.]

wonder what matto would score on the test

[Anonymous No.]

is there even a single online iq test that isnt bullshit

[Anonymous No.]

they all give me the same score so idk what they're measuring if not g

[Anonymous No.]

>>46616839
sebjenseb says there are multiple
https://www.sebjenseb.net/p/online-iq-testing

[Anonymous No.]

if i unironically buy the full report that means my actual iq is 10 points lower than what i got, right?

[＿p a p i＿＿c u l o＿ !!mLa2zNvwuTt No.]

iq is pay to win so other way around

[Anonymous No.]

moe debunked iq tho

[＿p a p i＿＿c u l o＿ !!mLa2zNvwuTt No.]

u got issueds

[Anonymous No.]

>>46613437
>Thank you for taking our test
>In a room of 1000 people, you would be smarter than 973 people.
Btw, you can convert that percentile(973/1000 = 97.3%) to IQ, eg pic related(SD=15).
That's somewhat less that I got on an actual mensa test. I guess maybe because this isn't really a culture-fair test and I'm an ESL.

[Anonymous No.]

neet here got 130+

[Anonymous No.]

>>46617048
should make a bot to flood it with tons of tests that generate 20 iq

[Anonymous No.]

i know for a fact i scored lower than ciaran and i'm so pissed about it

[Anonymous No.]

>moe
>ciaran
stfu

[Anonymous No.]

^robert was always jealous of moe and ciaran

[Anonymous No.]

>moe
>ciaran
>robert
stfu

[oingta boingta !!IRE3KTJADN0 No.]

howard is 170+

[Anonymous No.]

howard was half jewish so he had an unfair advantage

[Anonymous No.]

>moe
>ciaran
>robert
>howard
STFU

[第三者 !!IRE3KTJADN0 No.]

pretty sure that bongta guy is also in the upper echelons

[Anonymous No.]

how do i get a good accent like matt

[Anonymous No.]

exchange your good goy morality points for some jewish IQ points

[Anonymous No.]

https://streamable.com/k3jtrt

[米＾-＾米 No.]

[＿p a p i＿＿c u l o＿ !!mLa2zNvwuTt No.]

that might be the best looking grandma uve posted to date

[bongta !!IRE3KTJADN0 No.]

shes just got a smoothing filter on over her face

[＿p a p i＿＿c u l o＿ !!mLa2zNvwuTt No.]

nah if theres anything extra from the matter of it being a pic its minimal thats just a grandma who does her makeup and isnt particularly ugly otherwise lol

zoomers lost in the world between fiction and reality

[米＾-＾米 No.]

>>46617524
i upscaled the pic

[bongta !!IRE3KTJADN0 No.]

lmao

[＿p a p i＿＿c u l o＿ !!mLa2zNvwuTt No.]

>>46617538
yah i already googled it and she looks the same in other pics so u can tell she was good looking when she was younger

[Anonymous No.]

daily wasavi

[＿p a p i＿＿c u l o＿ !!mLa2zNvwuTt No.]

>>46617571
bonus n? question
what would happen if u put wa there

[米＾-＾米 No.]

theres just sadly not that many good politician mamas

[＿p a p i＿＿c u l o＿ !!mLa2zNvwuTt No.]

at least u managed to post one grandma that didnt have more than 1 chin we can consider that great progress

[Anonymous No.]

Why you learn Japanese?

[米＾-＾米 No.]

>>46617677

[Anonymous No.]

>>46617677
so I can read obscure VNs that never get translated

[Anonymous No.]

bitch needs to cut down on the cooked fats

[Anonymous No.]

>>46617677
japanese lolita

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[＿p a p i＿＿c u l o＿ !!mLa2zNvwuTt No.]

the sticks :|
the sticks, japan >:O~

[Anonymous No.]

>:O~

[bongta !!IRE3KTJADN0 No.]

the sticks in any western country is automatically better than the non sticks so it stands to reason that the sticks in japan are probably pretty nice too

[Anonymous No.]

ahegao :|
ahegao, japan >:O~

[Anonymous No.]

the sticks, america

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

nips be like
otoko nara <insert the most cucked shit ever>

[bongta !!IRE3KTJADN0 No.]

*据え膳食わぬは男の恥 blocks ur path*

[＿p a p i＿＿c u l o＿ !!mLa2zNvwuTt No.]

>>46617853
japanese ppl who were born and raised in tokyo feel this way when they leave the concrete jungle too
dunno about the agender part but ya

[Anonymous No.]

city rats everywhere have the same kind of innate hatred for the rurals that whites have for the lesser races but if tv is anything to go by tokyoites fare pretty well outside of tokyo

[Anonymous No.]

>>46615314
>>46617299
>>46617597
>>46617710
wotd 夜目遠目笠の内

[Anonymous No.]

>>46617889
so they have houjou?

[Anonymous No.]

i'm moving to monolingual dict finally

[Anonymous No.]

>>46617853
i love nature when you live directly next door to it and can go get lost in the woods for hours and then come back home and play the ps2.

but otherwise nature is gay

[Anonymous No.]

>>46618083
how much vocab do you know

[Anonymous No.]

>>46618172
an online estimation test gave me either 15k or 19k a couple weeks ago, i forget

[Anonymous No.]

>>46618162
whats your top 5 of ps2 games

[Anonymous No.]

>>46618037
yeah

[＿p a p i＿＿c u l o＿ !!mLa2zNvwuTt No.]

best thing about nature is u can just take a shit outside freely or scream the n word

[Anonymous No.]

>>46617677
So i can hate on people who watch it subtitled in english.
They cant even bitch at me when i tell how much of a bitchless secondary he is, after all i consume raw japanese media

[Anonymous No.]

>>46618083
why

[Anonymous No.]

where is frufi

[＿p a p i＿＿c u l o＿ !!mLa2zNvwuTt No.]

>>46618379
his country captured him and put him in the military and shipped him off to the front lines

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

i'm not retarded for interpreting this sentence as
>i taught him english to make up for having him teach me japanese
am i?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46618489
https://youtu.be/pxa9TDyrvE0?t=43

[Anonymous No.]

>>46618489
I'd translate kawari ni as "in exchange for"

[Anonymous No.]

>>46618489
instead of teaching him english, he taught me japanese

>inb4 seething n6ers

[Anonymous No.]

IMMERzION
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mG8s3g5u6dw

[Anonymous No.]

>>46618489
just feel lol
>translate
ngmi

moe was right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46618526
they would be right to seethe because its wrong

[Anonymous No.]

>>46618489
That example seems completely wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46618489
youre correct

[Anonymous No.]

>>46618489
the translation is wrong
in return for me teaching them english, they taught me japanese

[Anonymous No.]

it's a ambiguous sentence....

[Anonymous No.]

there's nothing ambiguous about it

[＿p a p i＿＿c u l o＿ !!mLa2zNvwuTt No.]

*leans back*

[Anonymous No.]

>>46618592
it's not about the kawari ni
教えてあげる i teach someone else
教えてもらう someone teaches me
but that's not what the translation says

[Anonymous No.]

lmaoing at peakers missing nuance and going for the only interpretation they know of

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46618621
i would wear that, it's funny and i'm 孝行

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46618526
lol fucking idiot

[＿p a p i＿＿c u l o＿ !!mLa2zNvwuTt No.]

>>46618662
https://streamable.com/

[Anonymous No.]

>>46618663
>>46618547
keep seething

[＿p a p i＿＿c u l o＿ !!mLa2zNvwuTt No.]

>>46618662
old man puter probs lets try again

https://streamable.com/a00p0b

[Anonymous No.]

>>46618662
slop

[Anonymous No.]

>>46618675
keep n20ing

[＿p a p i＿＿c u l o＿ !!mLa2zNvwuTt No.]

>>46618526
this is the correct answer

[Anonymous No.]

>>46618662
holy fuck

[Anonymous No.]

かわり can also mean 代償 it doesnt have to be 代用

[Anonymous No.]

lets see what the verdict is
https://hinative.com/questions/25755746

[Anonymous No.]

>>46618734
what do you think this means?
価格が安い代わりに品質も悪い

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46618734
oh no no no no

[Anonymous No.]

豚

[＿p a p i＿＿c u l o＿ !!mLa2zNvwuTt No.]

>>46618780
thats not gonna help the current discussion here unfort

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>making fake accounts on hinative to give wrong answers and troll /djt/roons
based

[Anonymous No.]

>>46618734
another culo suicide hate to see it

[Anonymous No.]

>>46618591
>>46618610
>>46618783
is this the sound of you kneeling that i hear?

[Anonymous No.]

how many people here speak japanese

[Anonymous No.]

>>46618820
0

[Anonymous No.]

>>46618820
only me apparently

[Anonymous No.]

>>46618820
ore

[Anonymous No.]

>>46618820
not me

[Anonymous No.]

>>46618820
my jap gf says i know more japanese than her so im literally beyond native

[Anonymous No.]

>>46618820
depends how you define speak
if you mean able to speak as well as speak english here, then probably not even a single person

[Anonymous No.]

>>46618824
i believe it's ole

[Anonymous No.]

>>46618823
>>46618824
vocaroo

[Anonymous No.]

>>46618829
is your gf cute and tight

[＿p a p i＿＿c u l o＿ !!mLa2zNvwuTt No.]

>>46618820
judge by the amount of vocaroos and nothing else >>46595611

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46618829
社交辞令という単語の意味が分からないのに？

[Anonymous No.]

>>46618843
something something but i would like to ask you something something something

[＿p a p i＿＿c u l o＿ !!mLa2zNvwuTt No.]

claude doesnt know japanese

[Anonymous No.]

>>46618857
um wrong

[＿p a p i＿＿c u l o＿ !!mLa2zNvwuTt No.]

>>46618858
it didnt say it knows japanese

[Anonymous No.]

>>46618820
boku wa hitoribocchi

[Anonymous No.]

>>46618861
damn i got outmaneuveredby a 140

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

choudai

[Anonymous No.]

konoslop is out. hope it's better then ep1

[Anonymous No.]

ep 1 was the best konosuba episode in history

[Anonymous No.]

>>46618820

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46618883
>ep1
soulless cringy and unfunny

[Anonymous No.]

but enough about yourself

[Anonymous No.]

>>46618861
umm i agree to disagree

[＿p a p i＿＿c u l o＿ !!mLa2zNvwuTt No.]

>>46618926
it admitted its not fluent
claude cant be trusted

however u know who can be trusted? good ol fidy45568756868246575686968679

[Anonymous No.]

[＿p a p i＿＿c u l o＿ !!mLa2zNvwuTt No.]

if u post more big titty hentai bitches i might be able to manage a boner today

[Anonymous No.]

w(s)otd
胃痙攣
>got that
湯たんぽ
>using that

[Anonymous No.]

>>46618949
unfortunately the episode just ended

[Anonymous No.]

>trusting jap english
yeah i'd rather trust the text completion engine

[Anonymous No.]

>>46618949
応援してるよ！パピー！

[＿p a p i＿＿c u l o＿ !!mLa2zNvwuTt No.]

i would trust japanese english more than anything

[Anonymous No.]

>>46618949

[＿p a p i＿＿c u l o＿ !!mLa2zNvwuTt No.]

>>46618974
thats not gonna do it

[Anonymous No.]

yeah i dno getting turned on by (shitty) drawings is a mental illness

[Anonymous No.]

>>46618785
god i love this artstyle so much
any hentai authors with a drawing style alike to this

[＿p a p i＿＿c u l o＿ !!mLa2zNvwuTt No.]

im just joking with the boys relax

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PU_GB6cJuZA

[Anonymous No.]

>>46616294
all you did was step on a rake you dumb esl lmao

[Anonymous No.]

city poop is peak midwit music

[bongta !!IRE3KTJADN0 No.]

for me its that feeling of iki that u get from this kinda drawing if were gonna get all uppity about pictures

[＿p a p i＿＿c u l o＿ !!mLa2zNvwuTt No.]

high iq tunes only

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ySt-W_eVd8

[Anonymous No.]

>>46616812
unbelievable how insecure you are taking an inflated test dozens of times and pathetically spamming the thread with screenshots lmfao definitely 90 iq

[Anonymous No.]

>>46619027
wtf are you talking about i only took the test once

[bongta !!IRE3KTJADN0 No.]

>>46619022
https://youtu.be/PSt_KdH7Wzc

[Anonymous No.]

>>46619033
seethe more minifaggot you fucking freak

[Anonymous No.]

>>46619052
i'm not miniyoga wtf is your problem

[bongta !!IRE3KTJADN0 No.]

miniyoga is confirmed in the mud in east ukraine

[Anonymous No.]

>>46619053
its over for you all your posts are connected

[Anonymous No.]

guys what do i do when someone thinks i'm someone i'm not

[bongta !!IRE3KTJADN0 No.]

found the gamberella

[＿p a p i＿＿c u l o＿ !!mLa2zNvwuTt No.]

>>46619034
post yama b galneryus is midwit unfortunately gomen *claps hands*

[Anonymous No.]

thoughts on this seasonal slop?

[bongta !!IRE3KTJADN0 No.]

>>46619069
become a tripfag
>>46619073
poor taste take

[＿p a p i＿＿c u l o＿ !!mLa2zNvwuTt No.]

>>46619083
u were still in diaps in the yama b high iq era so its understandable

[Anonymous No.]

>great breasts
>very rude
what's wrong with white ppl

[Anonymous No.]

>>46619069
ive known for a long time but you had it coming

[Anonymous No.]

>>46619072
She didnt block him, cause she liked the compliment.
Cuck is seething tho, cant win against Big Yellow Cock

[＿p a p i＿＿c u l o＿ !!mLa2zNvwuTt No.]

the greatest victory u can have in djt is to destroy someone so bad that they throw their fragile ego aside and pretend to be some other poster as their last resort meanwhile knowing they got completely annihilated lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>46619100
but what if someone thinks they've done that to you but you're just some guy

[Anonymous No.]

i havent even shown you my 勝ち手 yet

[＿p a p i＿＿c u l o＿ !!mLa2zNvwuTt No.]

only actual dubs count and both parties know who got the dub or not in their hearts even if they r delusional tbqh

[Anonymous No.]

>>46619105
how come that thought didnt occur to you earlier
i know why

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw an having easier time remembering vocab i've seem in a VN constantly than shit i've had on anki
Damn, immersion fags were right uh

[Anonymous No.]

>>46619133
it's almost like anki and mining are snake oil....

[bongta !!IRE3KTJADN0 No.]

nah its worth doing 30 mins of anki every day for the rest of ur life so u dont stumble trying to read sekiza as isu for a couple of seconds

[Anonymous No.]

i only consume snake fat

[Anonymous No.]

got a fat anaconda for you

[Anonymous No.]

love animecards

[Anonymous No.]

>>46619076
left good right dunno

[Anonymous No.]

tscs more like とらんすせくしゅある cards

[Anonymous No.]

>wage slave all day
>finally home
>pic rel
...........

[Anonymous No.]

>>46619076
hate punk ass bitches

[Anonymous No.]

wtf you can hold left mouse key on a youtube video to fastfoward

[Anonymous No.]

does matt still say to do sentence cards

[bongta !!IRE3KTJADN0 No.]

its over for jamal
pic related

[Anonymous No.]

>>46619190
'¤'

[Anonymous No.]

where does オイラ come from as pronoun for oneself. is this one of those quirky 役割語 things or does it have history.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46619190
'¤'

[Anonymous No.]

>>46619194
you can also press 4 to jump to 40%
try it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6L4NNkF2Knc

[Anonymous No.]

ore
or the other way around dno

[Anonymous No.]

>>46619190
i too feel empty after a hard day's work

[Anonymous No.]

>>46619190
>>46619213
start exercising then you'll have energy after work and you can take your kids to the park and have a picnic with your wife

[Anonymous No.]

culosbros... :(
https://vocaroo.com/1gbSnbGKDK8H

[Anonymous No.]

how about a picnic with your wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>46619220
only picnic i'll have is in my wife's pussy

[Anonymous No.]

>>46619220
>with your wife
anon, stop please...
:despair:

[Anonymous No.]

wonder if the queefstress has also grown sideways like her hubby

[Anonymous No.]

めちゃくちゃ楽しかったかわりに死ぬほど脳みそオーバーヒートした
instead of having had preposterous amounts of fun, my brain overheated

[Anonymous No.]

>start expending energy then you'll have energy
what

[Anonymous No.]

>>46619238
stop suiciding

[Anonymous No.]

>>46619239
use roids

[Anonymous No.]

>>46619244
put your name back on

[Anonymous No.]

>>46619239
shut the fuck up moe it's called building a reserve through expenditure just like naruto's chakra reserves increased. that quack fucking raw meat eater is stupid and gay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46619244
stfu unko

[＿p a p i＿＿c u l o＿ !!mLa2zNvwuTt No.]

do NOT roid

[Anonymous No.]

>>46619220
you will feel tired every single day
https://youtu.be/Us11NI3QYkw?t=313

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46619255
why?
cena, the rock, etc., use roids and they can still move like a normal human being.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46619261
lmfao

[＿p a p i＿＿c u l o＿ !!mLa2zNvwuTt No.]

>>46619264
they ~used~ them they dont now and wwf/wwe was a carny operation ran by the king of all carnies and didnt really care about its wrestlers just how much money they could make off them

[bongta !!IRE3KTJADN0 No.]

>>46619264
yeah and theyll die prematurely

[Anonymous No.]

>>46619277
>yeah and theyll die prematurely
roids? nah
injuries/brain damage? yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>46619250
>>46619264
*brandishes no goatfucking here sign*

[＿p a p i＿＿c u l o＿ !!mLa2zNvwuTt No.]

went from fuckin a goat to being the goat

[Anonymous No.]

https://youtube.com/shorts/GbusqxKKugQ
how do japanese males do it

[Anonymous No.]

mehhh

[Anonymous No.]

>>46619312
consume 豆腐
become 豆腐メンタル and 豆腐フィジカル

[Anonymous No.]

i miss ciaran bros

[Anonymous No.]

he posted a few hours ago though

[Anonymous No.]

>>46619312
hot
that's a girl btw, it says 女

[Anonymous No.]

he never makes his presence known but why? why did he disappear

[Anonymous No.]

誇りだ

[Anonymous No.]

https://files.catbox.moe/bb7orv.webm

[Anonymous No.]

>>46619354
certified banger

[＿p a p i＿＿c u l o＿ !!mLa2zNvwuTt No.]

>>46619226

[＿p a p i＿＿c u l o＿ !!mLa2zNvwuTt No.]

now classic banger

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFGo5cqcxP4

[Anonymous No.]

>>46619362
i would off myself if i was you, unironically

[＿p a p i＿＿c u l o＿ !!mLa2zNvwuTt No.]

>>46619372
why

[Anonymous No.]

>>46617121

[Anonymous No.]

>>46619392
c-ciaran is that yoU????

[Anonymous No.]

so djt average iq is like 125 fr fr
and if we count in matt and gambs then its like 130+ easily

[＿p a p i＿＿c u l o＿ !!mLa2zNvwuTt No.]

djt average iq is based on ppl taking multiple internet iq tests almost as a hobby which artificially inflates their true score which is a pseud characteristic

[Anonymous No.]

not to mention that test is inflated

[Anonymous No.]

much like quizler's belly

[＿p a p i＿＿c u l o＿ !!mLa2zNvwuTt No.]

cant believe quizler blimped out

[Anonymous No.]

i am not doing enough anki...
what's the right way to fix this? crank up regular new cards? custom study?

[Anonymous No.]

did quiz get pregnant

[Anonymous No.]

花は散るがゆえに花なのでござりまする

[Anonymous No.]

gonna pay for peterson's report, don't care if it's cope

[＿p a p i＿＿c u l o＿ !!mLa2zNvwuTt No.]

pay4peterson

[Anonymous No.]

i could write a test for peterson

[Anonymous No.]

>ギターに弦（げん）を張る
>弓に弦（つる）を張る
thank you japan

[Anonymous No.]

remember the muelller report

[＿p a p i＿＿c u l o＿ !!mLa2zNvwuTt No.]

no but i ate some muellers spag the other night

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/McDonaldsJapan/status/1778234010872733764
https://twitter.com/McDonaldsJapan/status/1778226459653313014

yoooooo

[Anonymous No.]

>>46619504
eotd
山を張る
>出そうな問題に山を張る

[Anonymous No.]

>>46619452
>taking multiple internet iq tests almost as a hobby which artificially inflates their true score
true i scored 117 on my first raven's progressive matrices and now i tend to score 120.

[＿p a p i＿＿c u l o＿ !!mLa2zNvwuTt No.]

>>46619544
its 4pm babe time to consume ur mcslop

[Anonymous No.]

>>46619439
but i don't feel like 125 iq. i can't solve problems quickly and i can't solve advanced problems and i don't remember any math beyond prealgebra.

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFjTTTZet3U
I hate to say it but the chinese are right this time

[Anonymous No.]

>>46619547
>>46619559
stfu

[Anonymous No.]

>>46619544
>一粒残らずいただくぜ ─
何を?　????　GAY? at least have a cute girl say it

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l2dGL5cZox4

[Anonymous No.]

>>46619475
何を根拠にそんなことを言うの？
暇があればもっとVNを読んだほうがいいと思う

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/LBQ6vgAjc3Q

[Anonymous No.]

Guess who's back with another update that nobody asked for?
Status: temporarily embarrassed, ascending nihongo god
Chapters of my linnie read today: 1
The result of my attempts to get raws of that vinnie: abject failure.
Anki reviews: getting less failed cards.
Still doing mining, still doing Ankidrone. Manually removed some hundreds of N5 cards I already knew, only stopping for now because it got tiresome. Still don't know many N5, but I skimmed through other levels and I recognized quite a few of those, so whatever.
Though I have to admit I got humbled, all subdecks combined amount to like 7k cards. Even given that good chunk of them are names of places and worthless katakana words, I still got ways to go.
wotd: 常識的

[＿p a p i＿＿c u l o＿ !!mLa2zNvwuTt No.]

>>46619654
babys higher iq than all of djt combined

[Anonymous No.]

>>46619392
yep i'm only ahead of like 944 people. fuck you man

[Anonymous No.]

about me 141

[Anonymous No.]

>>46619654
ませたがきんちょやね
なんかちょびっとこえーけんど

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/4xZuYADPWMI

[Anonymous No.]

>>46619688
you are obviously not

[Anonymous No.]

>>46619707
how come i got dubs and you didnt then

[Anonymous No.]

new cumrag just dropped
>>>/a/265542962

[Anonymous No.]

https://streamable.com/wzu785

[Anonymous No.]

姫路市、雹やら雷やらでえらいことなってます。
https://streamable.com/ajbwem

[Anonymous No.]

>>46619790
>>>/trv/

[Anonymous No.]

>>46619795

[Anonymous No.]

>>46619790
wish we had that many seasons

[＿p a p i＿＿c u l o＿ !!mLa2zNvwuTt No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>sniggers niggardly

[Anonymous No.]

>>46619790
comfy

[Anonymous No.]

is ever17 slop?

[＿p a p i＿＿c u l o＿ !!mLa2zNvwuTt No.]

it was good then and it could still be good now

[Anonymous No.]

acquired niggle

[Anonymous No.]

it has too much repetitive shit to be truly good

[Anonymous No.]

>>46619872
but that's enough about [literally every fucking vn ever made]

[＿p a p i＿＿c u l o＿ !!mLa2zNvwuTt No.]

everything that exists is repetitive
nothing happens only once in the universe

[Anonymous No.]

theres a few vinnys that arent repetitive

[Anonymous No.]

>>46619854
moogy says its for retarded mongoloids with aids

[Anonymous No.]

>>46619879
wrong

[Anonymous No.]

>>46619886
can you post a pic of him so i can get idea of whos saying that

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ud_91pG3iaM

[Anonymous No.]

it's the opposite. anything only happens once

[Anonymous No.]

crazy how zoomers just sit and scroll youtube shorts all day now

[Anonymous No.]

the opposite is something happens only once

[Anonymous No.]

so, Fezzan is basically israel?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46619944
please make it stop i just want to study but i can spend easily my whole day on inane bullshit
not even a zoomer i am 24

[Anonymous No.]

>>46619944
get on my level

[Anonymous No.]

>>46619969
the rich and small one?

[Anonymous No.]

[＿p a p i＿＿c u l o＿ !!mLa2zNvwuTt No.]

>>46619970
consume ur next vid we have prepared for u goyim *auto scrolls for u*

[＿p a p i＿＿c u l o＿ !!mLa2zNvwuTt No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46620026
i'm a pickle morty!!!

[Anonymous No.]

i hate videos of people talking because its fucking slow compared to reading

[Anonymous No.]

>>46620034
just watch on 2x speed like a normal person

[＿p a p i＿＿c u l o＿ !!mLa2zNvwuTt No.]

i liked when the 1 rick and morty guy got busted for being a gross pedo and got cancelled forever

[Anonymous No.]

>>46619978
the merchant nation that controls the whole world from behind the scene

[Anonymous No.]

ピックルリック

[Anonymous No.]

>>46620037
even 3x is slow and the other problem is you cant precisely jump back and forth

[＿p a p i＿＿c u l o＿ !!mLa2zNvwuTt No.]

consume at 3x speed goyim *rubs hands*

[bongta !!IRE3KTJADN0 No.]

for me its
tab 1 - inane yukkuri kaisetu douga
tab 2 - djt
tab 3 - uni work document
tab 4+ - uni work research

[＿p a p i＿＿c u l o＿ !!mLa2zNvwuTt No.]

only 4 tabs? ive got over 70 between 5 windows
u need to get more tabs

[Anonymous No.]

ive got two browsers

[Anonymous No.]

heh oh you've got too many tabs open? sorry to hear that. i solved that problem last week. i can only have 30 tabs open at a time.

[bongta !!IRE3KTJADN0 No.]

dunno what else id need all i do in my browser is read djt do uni work and watch yt

[＿p a p i＿＿c u l o＿ !!mLa2zNvwuTt No.]

bro.. ur hentai?

[Anonymous No.]

i dont really know why they invented tabs. you can only look at 1one thing at once

[Anonymous No.]

>>46620140
cringe

[bongta !!IRE3KTJADN0 No.]

>>46620155
mostly use my mental manifestation nowadays

[＿p a p i＿＿c u l o＿ !!mLa2zNvwuTt No.]

what

[Anonymous No.]

he's saying he's watching mental goon shorts instead of the real deal

[Anonymous No.]

are goon shorts a thing for zoomers now too
did someone invent goontok

[Anonymous No.]

yeah, its called reddit

[Anonymous No.]

>>46620186
69m

[Anonymous No.]

>>46620155
you cant even get a boner

[＿p a p i＿＿c u l o＿ !!mLa2zNvwuTt No.]

i refuse to believe gooning is real cuz theres no way adhd zoomers can focus on something for 6 straight hours

[Anonymous No.]

gooning is a millenial thing

[Anonymous No.]

it's like scrolling youtube shorts for 6 hours

[＿p a p i＿＿c u l o＿ !!mLa2zNvwuTt No.]

why would u do that vs just buss and go about ur business

[QM !QM/DJTREP. No.]

got some time freed up, well still extremely busy, but i'm getting back to reading lns a bit now, well just pushing it between things but it's better than nothing

[Anonymous No.]

because the business is less compelling

[＿p a p i＿＿c u l o＿ !!mLa2zNvwuTt No.]

qm just walks in like the kool aid man and starts talking about himself

[Anonymous No.]

>>46620261
memecarddotsite update when?

[Anonymous No.]

imagine having almost no free time and spending it on lns

[Anonymous No.]

>>46620317
sore na

[Anonymous No.]

>>46620261
what linnie are you reading

[Anonymous No.]

its weird when you read an ln after read only vinnies they go way too fast. like slow down bro and let me take in the scene its like reading a wikipedia plot summary

[Anonymous No.]

you know what? i think i'll read an english book in english

[＿p a p i＿＿c u l o＿ !!mLa2zNvwuTt No.]

>>46620341
now thats some win

[Anonymous No.]

>>46620261
how many tabs do you recommend having open in your web browser?

[＿p a p i＿＿c u l o＿ !!mLa2zNvwuTt No.]

use the onetab extension btw its very useful

[Anonymous No.]

what are you guys collecting tabs of fr
i bet you dont even turn your pc off every night

[Anonymous No.]

my pc's been on for months

[＿p a p i＿＿c u l o＿ !!mLa2zNvwuTt No.]

overwhelming majority are just tabs for whatever im fuckin around with at the time be it nerd shit or game wiki pages (nerd shit) or just anything im currently interested in

dont turn computer off cuz its hooked up to my tv and i watch stuff when i go to sleep

[Anonymous No.]

>>46620403
i feel bad if it doesn't get enough sleep, so i turn it off every night. sometimes i forget doing it, so i turn it off in the morning to give it a couple of hours of sleep anyway

[Anonymous No.]

good thing my pc is directly adjacent to my bed and not turning it off would make it quite annoying to sleep

[Anonymous No.]

>>46620371
wow can't believe cucklo made a useful post thanks

[Anonymous No.]

why are you learning japanese?

[bongta !!IRE3KTJADN0 No.]

uao

[Anonymous No.]

>>46620496
i'm gonna touch big tits some day i just know it. i have to

[＿p a p i＿＿c u l o＿ !!mLa2zNvwuTt No.]

touch real ones dont touch the fake ones those tits r hard to quote the tourettes guy

[Anonymous No.]

>>46620496
jp hags

[Anonymous No.]

dame they got the zero no tukaima vas for this seasonal isekai slop
based

[Anonymous No.]

>>46620496
bitch just put a pair of basketballs in her chest

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46620496
>korean
>big tits
yep, fake

[Anonymous No.]

>>46620611
she's a pure-breed japanese with real titties

[＿p a p i＿＿c u l o＿ !!mLa2zNvwuTt No.]

>>46620621
what 2d hentai does to a mf

[Anonymous No.]

s3 is saved

[Anonymous No.]

>>46620643
do i need to watch slop megumin before watchin s3?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46620651
nah you can skip it

[＿p a p i＿＿c u l o＿ !!mLa2zNvwuTt No.]

>>46620643
boner time

but not for me

[Anonymous No.]

scientific question to people who get boners from cow tits: is your mom fat?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46620688
not at all

[Anonymous No.]

>>46620688
日本語？

[Anonymous No.]

>>46620706
the question is anime inspired, see above

[＿p a p i＿＿c u l o＿ !!mLa2zNvwuTt No.]

science is dumb god said let there be titties and dudes started poppin boners its not very complicated

[米＾-＾米 No.]

>>46620688
no comment

[Anonymous No.]

posted it again award

[＿p a p i＿＿c u l o＿ !!mLa2zNvwuTt No.]

i dont know what it means to have an ideal woman like yah i dont want a fatty or an uggo but idk how ppl can narrow it down past that as far as looks cuz lots of women are pretty

[Anonymous No.]

i had a dream that i posted here and you all made fun of my post

[Anonymous No.]

yep good ep a million times better than the first one

[＿p a p i＿＿c u l o＿ !!mLa2zNvwuTt No.]

>>46620771
>>46619744

[米＾-＾米 No.]

>>46620756
thought this was a bongtare post

[Anonymous No.]

>>46620771
just watched it the only funny part was when they asked to see his boukensya card

[bongta !!IRE3KTJADN0 No.]

defo got an ideal woman me

[Anonymous No.]

>>46620776
PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT

[＿p a p i＿＿c u l o＿ !!mLa2zNvwuTt No.]

>>46620799
pls dont say another mental manifestation

[Anonymous No.]

You are getting your 2 volumes a day, right anon?

[bongta !!IRE3KTJADN0 No.]

>>46620807
lmfao no
if we keep the thread on topic it and going for 芸能人s then it would be 有村架純

[Anonymous No.]

>>46620787
for me it had way more jokes that landed the entire princess introduction was pretty funny
there was also actual tension for a bit followed by relief and a small plot twist at the end
also titties
there's really not much more you can ask for from this show

[Anonymous No.]

>>46620815

[Anonymous No.]

>>46620822
nobody here knows about japanese celebs except bunko

[Anonymous No.]

>>46620815
nig i cant even read 2 volumes a day in english.

[Anonymous No.]

yeah lots of women are pretty and all of them japanese

[Anonymous No.]

>>46620835
>>46620830
Cope more procrastlets

[Anonymous No.]

>>46620815
2 volumes a day at n5 level is probably pretty hard honestly

[米＾-＾米 No.]

>>46620832
i only really know the 芸人s
didnt know >>46620822

[Anonymous No.]

>>46620807
well you can't get more "ideal" than that but in his case it's not a woman

[Anonymous No.]

>>46620846
ごーごめん

[Anonymous No.]

my ideal woman is mute

[Anonymous No.]

>>46620853
It's impossible, at n5 you know what? 200 words and a few grammar points? Either you would have to read 4koma shit that is easier than yotsubato which isn't much difference than just reading random unconnected sentences and will fry your brain in 20 pages let alone 360.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46620771
with your stamp of approval now i worry it's going to be shit, but we'll see tomorrow

[Anonymous No.]

best show this season so far is the one with the elf slave

[Anonymous No.]

>>46620871
Don't forget that you have to manually look up words and kanji and there may not be legible furigana. That's going to eat into your time no matter your wanikani level.

[Anonymous No.]

best show this season is one with the wolf girl slave

[Anonymous No.]

translation exercise (n4) https://streamable.com/003a2m

[Anonymous No.]

don't talk like that about horo

[Anonymous No.]

>>46612928
I must admit I'm enjoying watching her, even though I barely understand anything at my level, but I would like a youtuber playing games I like, or at least recognize better.
What vtubers play minecraft?

[Anonymous No.]

alright thread's been infested good night bros

[Anonymous No.]

the rankings havent changed >>46606400

[＿p a p i＿＿c u l o＿ !!mLa2zNvwuTt No.]

feels so good to watch none of that slop

[Anonymous No.]

>>46620912
you forgot madome it's better than new gate

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.dlsite.com/maniax/work/=/product_id/RJ01171378.html

immersion for tonight

[Anonymous No.]

>>46620899
probably like half of them

[Anonymous No.]

There is no such thing as n5 manga. I guess Crystal Hunters, but that's it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46620912
Where's Kurage?

[Anonymous No.]

is it possible to watch japanese cooking shows anywhere?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46620912
>1. kaiju 8-gou
it's shit
too many male characters

[Anonymous No.]

>>46620937
unranked. looks boring so i skipped

[米＾-＾米 No.]

>>46620940
https://youtu.be/YeMF3rOJuWg

[Anonymous No.]

>>46620940
https://www.youtube.com/@kimagurecook/videos - fish cooking videos
https://www.youtube.com/@taira1103/videos - baking
https://www.youtube.com/c/cookingwithdog - dog
https://www.youtube.com/@kohkentetsukitchen/videos - easy to understand
otherwise just look for actual channels that you can access online

[Anonymous No.]

who is the fish youtuber guy who got beat up by yakuza

[Anonymous No.]

>>46620899
everyone in hololive but not recently so you will have to find old VODs

[Anonymous No.]

>>46620688
yea but i don't get the connection people make between being fat and huge knockers. imagine a woman who is rail thin in every way. you can see her abs. but she has big natural tits. what's the connection between liking that and liking women with huge belly fat? i prefer women who are thin in every other way but also have huge tits.

[Anonymous No.]

i'll be honest
i want to go to japan because i want to get away from the anti white insanity in the west
even if im a 不要外人 its better than being a literal genocide class in a brown society

[Anonymous No.]

We all know you are learning japanese because you want to go there and plap plap

[Anonymous No.]

nah im not that attracted to asian girls in that way
theyre cute but i dont want to fuck them

[Anonymous No.]

>>46621032
there's a part of me that wants to live in a society where you can at least quietly acknowledge that brown people are retarded and white people are at least OK. but i prefer to stay in white enclaves in the US until AGI and genetic engineering saves us from our low IQ brown future.

[Anonymous No.]

I still remember when I got 100 subs back in 2006 lol
100sub was 1000sub back then
im so old...

[Anonymous No.]

>>46621032
kek i meant 不良外人

[Anonymous No.]

it's pretty simple, there's a strong correlation between bmi and breast size

[＿p a p i＿＿c u l o＿ !!mLa2zNvwuTt No.]

>>46621032
u wont get away from it there and japanese law enforcement also cant protect u
the smartest thing to do is go to a small town that is primarily white

[bongta !!IRE3KTJADN0 No.]

true true

[Anonymous No.]

>>46621067
that's true but sometimes i can't tell if people are saying the big tits in themselves are gross, or rather if people are just saying that big tits aren't worth it because they're usually accompanied by a fat body.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46621032
I get where you're coming from, but going to a non-white society to get away from non-whites is like going to McDonald's to lose weight

[Anonymous No.]

>>46621067
>there's a strong correlation between bmi and breast size
seek help

[Anonymous No.]

>>46621098
>is like going to McDonald's to lose weight
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fat_Head

[＿p a p i＿＿c u l o＿ !!mLa2zNvwuTt No.]

the more shitters that go to japan the more like the places the shitters came from japan becomes and u have no allies in their police or government
the idea of japan being some utopia is over the ship sailed
it worked when things were orderly and not unruly but at the end of the day in japan no one has ur back even a little and good luck with their legal system

[Anonymous No.]

>>46621103
t. McDonald's

[Anonymous No.]

>>46621032
failsons like you cant get in unless you're on a temporary language school visa like matt

[Anonymous No.]

>>46621104
there was some ugly black guy named johny salami or some shit and he was causing trouble in japan and they let him off light with a deportation.

[bongta !!IRE3KTJADN0 No.]

>>46621114
he doesnt know...

[Anonymous No.]

>>46621117
cuz he was black

[Anonymous No.]

>>46621119
your working holiday visa is temporary too

[＿p a p i＿＿c u l o＿ !!mLa2zNvwuTt No.]

>>46621117
he still spent 3 months in jail before getting deported and then he went to israel and got owned lol

[米＾-＾米 No.]

https://youtu.be/tD7ilT_QZyE

[Anonymous No.]

>>46621126
>he went to israel and got owned lol
元

[bongta !!IRE3KTJADN0 No.]

>>46621124
they are going to be importing bajillions of streetshitters soon and they wont need visas for that

[＿p a p i＿＿c u l o＿ !!mLa2zNvwuTt No.]

can imagine the pamphlets they hand out in india

cant find a place to shit? theres plenty of unshitted street in japan and cute women u come to japan nyaow

[Anonymous No.]

それから日本語を勉強しました
私の日本語はとても上手です
そうやって私は日本語を学びました
日本語がわかります

[＿p a p i＿＿c u l o＿ !!mLa2zNvwuTt No.]

*bows deeply as the yooooooo sfx plays*

[bongta !!IRE3KTJADN0 No.]

damn man got the syaringan

[Anonymous No.]

>>46621104
Japan's already a terrible place, so I'm for more foreigners moving in. Needs a little culture to spice it up.

[Anonymous No.]

any advice on what kind of content to use to boost my listening comprehension?
preferably something easy I can put on in the background/second monitor for multiple hours a days

[Anonymous No.]

>>46621117
>>46621126
He didn't spend any time in jail. He got fined $12,000 and told to stop filming. The end.
I swear he's like the big fish story of weebs.

[＿p a p i＿＿c u l o＿ !!mLa2zNvwuTt No.]

>>46621189
i was wrong he was in jail for 5 months

https://twitter.com/DramaAlert/status/1764776910515556356

heres the facts from the (subhu)man himself

[bongta !!IRE3KTJADN0 No.]

>>46621173
>the culture in question

[米＾-＾米 No.]

somebody has to care for all the obaasamas

[Anonymous No.]

>>46621206
Dame, the article I read didn't mention any of that. That's crazy.
Japan sucks

[米＾-＾米 No.]

>>46621208

[＿p a p i＿＿c u l o＿ !!mLa2zNvwuTt No.]

japanese infrastructure is a literal rat maze its crazy

[Anonymous No.]

its really quite beautiful

[bongta !!IRE3KTJADN0 No.]

new uppercaser "personality" gimmick is a bizzare one dont think anyones getting fooled
>>46621220
damn maybe its the overhead wires that are mind controlling them and stopping them from becoming sub 90 chimps like in my pic

[Anonymous No.]

>>46621241
>new
>gimmick
Uh, what? lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>46621143
lol there was an indian guy next to me at the consulate last week also applying for a visa.
he was speaking japanese to them the entire time and he could speak well but his language was super casual instead of keigo and the clerk seemed to be getting annoyed by it

[Anonymous No.]

>>46621097
probably the former
>>46621102
seek pubmed

[＿p a p i＿＿c u l o＿ !!mLa2zNvwuTt No.]

>>46621262
daKara Yo Nihon ni IkitainDA

[Anonymous No.]

I would move to Japan but I'm a virgin

[Anonymous No.]

guess who else wrote in uppercase with no end of paragraph period before he inexplicably switched to lowercase
yes, you got it

[＿p a p i＿＿c u l o＿ !!mLa2zNvwuTt No.]

so is most of japan go forth and get that cherry popped bruv

[Anonymous No.]

i wouldnt mind living in japan for a bit but the salaries there are so low. id have to take a 500% paycut for a similar position

[＿p a p i＿＿c u l o＿ !!mLa2zNvwuTt No.]

theres still mentally insane ppl that go to japan to teach english for the equivalent of $6 usd an hour

[Anonymous No.]

>>46621286
Who?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46621262
>and the clerk seemed to be getting annoyed by it
in your head maybe

[Anonymous No.]

working at a pizza place and i get as much free pizza as want. been eating nothing but pizza for a week now

[米＾-＾米 No.]

>>46621262
you are the same shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>46621320
That's definitely not good for you, lil bro

[Anonymous No.]

>>46621319
lol my japanese isn't even good enough to notice things like that. my gf pointed it out to me as we were leaving.

>>46621321
no way he was way better than my dekinai neet ass. unfortunately the world is unjust and the consulate probably prefers the cute over-educated whiteboy to him.

[Anonymous No.]

pizza is my favorite food. wish i could eat so much of it that i get bored of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46621300
in my situation id take a 30% paycut but the cost of living is 50% lower so it evens out

[bongta !!IRE3KTJADN0 No.]

gonna be earning the same amount i get in the uk for my baito over there will just have to occasionally throw out some patinkasu that get a bit big

[Anonymous No.]

thought someone would call me out for saying 500% paycut but nobody took the bait

[Anonymous No.]

>work
lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>46621321
the roid rage again

[Anonymous No.]

a bundle of 1 dollar bills
or
a bundle of doujins
pick wisely

[Anonymous No.]

>>46621376
my iq is 95 so i can't figure out stuff like that. my specialty is in bodying 150+ IQers in random arguments

[Anonymous No.]

going to have to study ML AND JP for good jobs in moon land. Im NGMI

[Anonymous No.]

>>46621386
based roberto

[Anonymous No.]

>>46621383
can wipe my ass with both

[Anonymous No.]

>>46621390
who? my name is james

[Anonymous No.]

>>46621386
>>46619007

[Anonymous No.]

>>46621383
need more jouhou on this one bro. are we talking about a bundle of brand new dollar bills? whats the genre of the doujins; ntr, incest, jk?

[米＾-＾米 No.]

>>46621380
not roiding

[Anonymous No.]

>>46621309
lol is that their minimum wage

[Anonymous No.]

i saw positions at coco ichibanya in tokyo that paid like 1.1k to 1.5k yen an hour.

[Anonymous No.]

dont care

[Anonymous No.]

*raises paw* i care

[bongta !!IRE3KTJADN0 No.]

cocoiti is one of the places i really wanna try after seeing seiya almost cry eating the 20辛

[Anonymous No.]

>>46621529
its not even spicy it's just classic overreaction

[Anonymous No.]

hot cheetos feel kinda hot when i eat them but not severely so, so would spicy food kill me

[bongta !!IRE3KTJADN0 No.]

>>46621539
even the 20辛? damn no wonder he had his kansa license hakudatu sareta

[日本語の愛好家 No.]

喋るのが上手になるには「喋る練習」が必要だとみんなが分かってるのに、なずかみんな練習してるところは誰にも見せたくなくて、恥ずかしがって自分の日本語を喋る声さえも聴きたくないかもしれないので、結果は「本当に上手に喋れる」人の人数が少ないまま。

[Anonymous No.]

>>46621548
tbf ive only tried the 15 but it was like a mild curry in the uk. they cant compete with a cheeky phall

[Anonymous No.]

one of the best idol songs ever created in the history of aidorus https://youtu.be/ODO6eXt2Oa4?si=CTbeRwnGe8cW0pnw

[bongta !!IRE3KTJADN0 No.]

>>46621555
damn crazy lol my max is a vindaloo before it starts getting too spicy to be properly tasty but i guess thats a good thing the 10 or 15 might be just the perfect level

[Anonymous No.]

i just learned about vindaloo 2 months ago and now i hear everyone talking about it is this just what the hipsters started eating after butter chicken curry became too popular to be cool

[米＾-＾米 No.]

>>46621644
youre just not british

[bongta !!IRE3KTJADN0 No.]

>>46621644
https://youtu.be/wttLPQLSMOU

[Anonymous No.]

>>46621644
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=va6nPu-1auE

[Anonymous No.]

how do you jp translators get paid? all these payment processors have adult content restrictions

[米＾-＾米 No.]

>>46621683
fiverr worked for me and i did hentai

[bongta !!IRE3KTJADN0 No.]

u get payed in bar tabs so u can drown ur sorrows living a failed life where u translate content for degenerates

[Anonymous No.]

>>46621644
associating vindaloo with hipsters is hilarious it's only poor english people who eat it

[＿p a p i＿＿c u l o＿ !!mLa2zNvwuTt No.]

desu u find the right horny dude hell part with a lot of money for not a lot of work

highly recommended to add them to ur uh clientele

[Anonymous No.]

further confirmation that jamel is a freelance trannylator

[bongta !!IRE3KTJADN0 No.]

would make me feel pretty shit to have to translate some disgusting ntr/tranny/scat/insect shit or whatever the west seems to have an interest in

[米＾-＾米 No.]

translating is one of the worst jobs ive ever had

[Anonymous No.]

i only translate calligraphy scrolls

[Anonymous No.]

jamal makes millions on the stock markets
chulo is a trannylator

[Anonymous No.]

it's not that I'm gonna just offer to translate anything, that would be awful
I'm just talking to some indie creator I like and they said okay but how do I pay you

[＿p a p i＿＿c u l o＿ !!mLa2zNvwuTt No.]

>>46621740
the last six months have been kind to me in both regards things are lookin up for ur boi papi

[Anonymous No.]

crazy how not so long ago quiz was begging jamel for a bitcoin

[bongta !!IRE3KTJADN0 No.]

crazy huh

[Anonymous No.]

thats what im sayin

[Anonymous No.]

crazybus

[Anonymous No.]

people in this thread overuse the word crazy

[米＾-＾米 No.]

tbqh i think my bitch weighs more than quiz

[＿p a p i＿＿c u l o＿ !!mLa2zNvwuTt No.]

thats not a respectful word to use towards ur wife..

[bongta !!IRE3KTJADN0 No.]

bunko lecturin about casual sex being bad then lettin that out his life what is man on about

[Anonymous No.]

i just wanna see her one last time brehs

[Anonymous No.]

Just used the phrase 新世代の嚆矢 in a job application
What has DJT outputted today?

[米＾-＾米 No.]

>>46621829
theres no bad intention
>>46621843
huh

[Anonymous No.]

you're a nigger (no bad intention)

[＿p a p i＿＿c u l o＿ !!mLa2zNvwuTt No.]

u gotta vocaroo that

[Anonymous No.]

sorry i don't speak english

[＿p a p i＿＿c u l o＿ !!mLa2zNvwuTt No.]

now u especially have to vocaroo it

[Anonymous No.]

[＿p a p i＿＿c u l o＿ !!mLa2zNvwuTt No.]

>i hadded a accident :|

[Anonymous No.]

wishing for good things to happen to matt

[米＾-＾米 No.]

>>46621907
this picture is deep

[＿p a p i＿＿c u l o＿ !!mLa2zNvwuTt No.]

i imagine the best thing matto could wish for is a do over with that guy when he said "ayy cmon u gotta admit... my japanese is pretty natural huh" and the guy nods and says "yes matto-dono all of ur hard work and dedication has truly paid off and u are now japanese. omedeto"

[＿p a p i＿＿c u l o＿ !!mLa2zNvwuTt No.]

*needle skip* wait a minute u cant matto derail me

u need to vocaroo the nword post immediately

[Anonymous No.]

lmfao

[Anonymous No.]

matt was rude to george's wife

[＿p a p i＿＿c u l o＿ !!mLa2zNvwuTt No.]

yeah but they both didnt take it personal cuz they knew he had autism and was socially challenged it wasnt even a japanese problem

[bongta !!IRE3KTJADN0 No.]

will おんぶ with matto on my back telling all the ppl around just how close to being an epic nihonjin he is

[＿p a p i＿＿c u l o＿ !!mLa2zNvwuTt No.]

wait STOp matto derailing me and say the nword RIght NOw >>46621881

[米＾-＾米 No.]

>>46621958

[bongta !!IRE3KTJADN0 No.]

>>46621963
damn hes literally me

[＿p a p i＿＿c u l o＿ !!mLa2zNvwuTt No.]

[Anonymous No.]

lol

[Anonymous No.]

i would pay 50 bucks to see jamal eat qm's ass

[＿p a p i＿＿c u l o＿ !!mLa2zNvwuTt No.]

thats a lotta ass dude im a light eater

[Anonymous No.]

Just a month more of this every day.

[Anonymous No.]

>jamal in djt 16 hours again

[Anonymous No.]

Why does yotsuba say obutsu here? does it mean filth? and if so, why is she saying it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46622103
Shit bait.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46622105
im asking genuinely though

[Anonymous No.]

>>46622115
LOL

[Anonymous No.]

>>46622119
stop bullying him bitch

[Anonymous No.]

>>46622103
it's a sound effect
it's the sound that people make when a loli is riding on their dick

[bongta !!IRE3KTJADN0 No.]

another slain by the yo the tu the ba and the to!

[Anonymous No.]

PEAK _____OP___
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtPBQ4BhzOY

[Anonymous No.]

>>46622126
i dont know if i wanna believe u now

[Anonymous No.]

>>46622103

[Anonymous No.]

>>46622136
also it's a small tsu, indicating a cutoff sound
so it's like OBU--, roughly equivalent to something like oomph in English

[Anonymous No.]

>>46622146
ahh ok thank you anon, the raws i have make it really hard to tell small and big tsu apart

[Anonymous No.]

>>46622150
it's much harder in vertical text

[Anonymous No.]

>>46622152
i wonder if bookwalker's version is better, might just rip those myself

[Anonymous No.]

>talk with nips about anime and manga
>you probably just pirate them anyways
>walk away

[Anonymous No.]

ripfake?

[Anonymous No.]

who are you quoting bro

[Anonymous No.]

damn i love reading

[Anonymous No.]

>>46622466

[Anonymous No.]

めちゃ
めっちゃ
とても
とっても

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

今日のご飯は焼けたピザ。友達とMaplestoryを遊んでいたので焼きていたピザを忘れた。
Please help correct and improve my sentence.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46622669
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3pfsCS7fWI

[Anonymous No.]

NEW THREAD
>>46622706
>>46622706
>>46622706
>>46622706
>>46622706
NEW THREAD

[Anonymous No.]

>>46622669
>焼きていた
Should be 焼いていた
>忘れた
I'd put 忘れちゃった to show that the outcome was regrettable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46622829
ありがとうございま

[Anonymous No.]

>>46622837
どういたしまして

[Anonymous No.]

>>46622669
>>46622829
the first verb should be 焦げた

[Anonymous No.]

>>46622942
Either's fine

[Anonymous No.]

>>46622962
not at all
he specifically wanted to say it's burnt because he forgot about it
焼けた does not convey that
焼けたピザ is just a pizza that you had put in the oven

[Anonymous No.]

>>46623684
No, it could also be a pizza burnt or made crispy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46621002
> imagine a woman who is rail thin in every way. you can see her abs. but she has big natural tits
hate to be the one breaking it to you, but this basically doesn't exists

[bongta !!IRE3KTJADN0 No.]

liking muscular women is a mental illness anyway

[Anonymous No.]

>>46624037
>tp
You were killed by a heel drop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46623992
yea but there are still women who are slim with big tits