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4772392 No.4772392 [Reply] [Original]

Why doesn't /jp/ just get 3D girlfriends? They're not that bad.

>> No.4772396

Because we're gay.

>> No.4772397

>>4772392
yes, yes they are.

>> No.4772398

Oh look, it's this shit again.

I prefer 2D because they let me use my imagination and don't judge me.

The End.

>> No.4772401

I would, but that would involve leaving the house.

>> No.4772403

I value my time
I value my money
I value myself.

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4772406

I do.

>> No.4772408

>>4772406

doh ho ho

>> No.4772417

>>4772392
>3D girlfriends
>They're not that bad.

They aren't virgins, they are full of STDs, they will cheat on us and leave us in the end after having sucked off all our money and made us lost contact with our friends. 3D women are cancer.

>> No.4772425

>>4772403
more like

i dont want to leave my room
i dont have any money to spare
i dont want her fucking me over

and of course the last and greates
t factor of /jp/ not getting a gi
rlfriend

i cant

>> No.4772428

Besides 2D women are so much sexier, innocent, and always game for whatever you want to do.

>> No.4772436

Yes they are.

>>4772417
>our friends
What?

>> No.4772441

>>4772425

hurr durr I have a weird fucking font, take me seriously

>> No.4772444

3D's lips are so soft...

>> No.4772447

Because all 3D beings are inevitably wicked wicked things.

>> No.4772450
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>>4772441
>a weird fucking font

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4772456

I have a 3D and I post here. She's sleeping a few feet away. lol stereotypes

>> No.4772457

>>4772441
NERD

>> No.4772458

>>4772450

hurr durr I post a picture of an amused girl with greentext, everyone will understand me I'm sure

>> No.4772459

>>4772392
Because they are 3D. But I'm sure you already knew that.

>> No.4772462

>>4772456

It's nice to dream every once in a while isn't it? I like to think there is the girl of my dreams sleeping a few feet away from me as well.

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>>4772392
>They're not that bad.

You don't even know...

>> No.4772469

I would like a 3-D boyfriend.

>> No.4772471

>>4772469

Ewwwwwwww

>> No.4772475

>>4772456
I understand how you feel man. I love my dakimakura too.

>> No.4772481

>>4772471
Hey it's not everyday you lose your anal virginity.

Like they say, you lose you virginity to your hands and your other virginity to another man's cock.

>> No.4772489

>>4772481

Who says that?!?!?!

>> No.4772500

>>4772489
What's what I'm told. It's from some guy from MIT.

>> No.4772514
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>>4772481
I prefer to keep all of my virginity if you don't mind.

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>>4772462
>>4772475
She's really there, passed out from studying for an exam. But ok, guise.

Btw I got her a President Aria plush last month.

>> No.4772534

you talk like it is a choice

>> No.4772536

>>4772515
Teabagging time stamped pic or it didn't happen.

>> No.4772538
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>>4772515

President Aria, fuck yeah!

>> No.4772541

Because I'm gone six months out of the year, working the rest, and have odd requirements for a potential mate. A meaningful relationship is totally infeasible in the foreseeable future.

This shit fills the loneliness gap enough to keep me going.

>> No.4772545

I'd rather have a 3d boyfriend. Hell, not even a boyfriend but someone to play video games with me would be cool

>> No.4772550

Because I don't leave my room.

>> No.4772553

>>4772538
that will make a great phone background!

>> No.4772556
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4772556

Who the hell let all the normalfags in anyway.

Goddamnit, I can't even be at peace here ;_;

>> No.4772560

i want me-time and h-game weekends for now, thank you very much.

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>>4772556
>Who the hell let all the normalfags in anyway.

Good question.

>> No.4772566

>>4772545

That would be awesome to find a partner that would play games with you. In your case it is a guy and far easier to find. In my case it is a girl and impossible to find.

>> No.4772568

>>4772561

Someone please elaborate on what a normalfag is.

>> No.4772569

I have unreasonably high standards.

>> No.4772571

>>4772568

Yeah, wouldn't normalfags not know of 4chan?

>> No.4772576

>>4772566
Never say never, you might be able to get a hambeast.
Better have a sturdy chair for her, though.

>> No.4772592

>>4772576

Ehhhhhhh, maybe I should have made some things clearer. . .

>> No.4772594

How many times do we have to say, "Pig disgusting 3D" before you faggots get it?

>> No.4772595

>>4772566

The ones that game are overrated, hot or not. I had a hot one that was just so goddamn annoying about it. Current one is quiet, sweet, and prefers to paint. You tell me which is hotter.

>> No.4772597

>>4772571
4chan is crawling full of normalfags these days. It's no wonder it's getting so shitty.

>> No.4772600

Because I don't think any girl would be ok with me spending all of my free time playing eroge and fapping to loli.

>> No.4772602

>>4772597
maybe some have been here a while and CHANGED THEIR FUCKING SITUATION.

>> No.4772604

>>4772566
Depends on what kind of games you intend on playing. I play FPS games competitively (hurr competitive gaming, I know, but at least I get money to spend on figs out it), MMO's, fighting games and RTS games with a girl a lot. I only know her online, though. If you want to play, for example, Touhou with a girl, that's a lot harder to get.

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>>4772597
Feels bad man.

>> No.4772611

>>4772602
>CHANGED THEIR FUCKING SITUATION
>/jp/
Yeah, I don't think so.

>> No.4772612

>>4772604
I'm not even going to begin to correct everything wrong with that sentence, I blame my lack of sleep. ;_;

>> No.4772617

>>4772604

I play touhou, I just really suck at it.

>> No.4772622

>>4772611
i did

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4772626

Pig disgusting 3D whore is disgusting.

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>>4772602
>implying you can stop being a social outcast so easily after being one for years.

>> No.4772629

>>4772571
Go to /adv/.

See how many normalfags have plagued this site in the recent years.

>> No.4772631

>>4772595
She sounds nice. I wish I could find a nice girl like that.

>> No.4772635

>>4772629

I now know what a normalfag is.

4chan is not for normalfags.

>> No.4772638

>>4772628
i did

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>>4772629

Oh god, /adv/ is the fucking hornet's nest.

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>>4772626

Pig disgusting 3D man is disgusting...

>> No.4772643

>>4772392
I don't want to get close to anyone. Not even a lover. 2D is ideal since I can love without getting close to them.

>> No.4772650

>>4772595

Sweet, don't lose her.

Why can't I find a quiet girl that likes to paint? My 3D girlfriend likes drinking, being loud and going through my stuff. Especially my wallet.

>> No.4772652

>>4772631

Yeah, she's great. And I really hope that you do.

>> No.4772677

>>4772652
Thanks anon. I hope you and your girl have a long, happy relationship.

>> No.4772678

Is this a PRETEND thread ? I'm in.

Yeah, we all have nice girlfriends. I got one today, she saw me and fell in love instantly since I'm so good looking. Our conversation wasn't awkward at all since I'm so used to talk to people I'm such a smooth talker...

>> No.4772685

>>4772617
Me too, I'm absolutely awful at it.

>> No.4772688

A fuckbuddy is preferred. She's your bud who you get to fuck.

>> No.4772695

>>4772392
Even if I was 2d, I probably wouldn't have a girlfriend.

I want my free time for myself. To play games, watch anime and tv series and movies, to browse the internet and have fun. Yes thats my idea of fun, not going out and drinking, doing karaoke or some other normalfag shit.

>> No.4772699

>>4772678

hi gok

>> No.4772701

>>4772688
Thanks, I always wondered what a fuckbuddy was.

>> No.4772716

>>4772568
They're just people who talk about their jobs or how they have sex often.

Seriously, people talking about one's personal life on the internet of all places. Like anyone would really care about that; this place is a den of lies anyways.

>> No.4772731

>>4772716

Everyone in /b/ has a life and is over 18.

I did it right?

>> No.4772733

>>4772695
Ah yes but there could be a woman out there that enjoys doing those things with you in seclusion

>> No.4772750
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>>4772733
Theres a bigger chance of me becoming a CERN scientist and discovering a fissure through dimensions that leads to gensokyo by slamming hadrons at 7 TeV.

>> No.4772761

>>4772733

I myself have dreamed of living in the middle of a forest, in a cabin next to river. With my wife.

Then I went into the middle of a forest and realized how bad that would end up.

>> No.4772768

>>4772761
Were you attacked by wolfs or bears?

>> No.4772769

I would love to have a 3-D boyfriend I could play videogames with. We would get so competitive that we would start wrestling until our pants would "accidentally" come off and proceed to have delicious homo fun.

>> No.4772772

>>4772750
Not really. I think you guys just choose to believe that because you want to sabotage yourselves. There are lots of females who like just relaxing at home.

>> No.4772771 [DELETED] 

They're full of themselves, they sleep around with anyone and don't care about it,
they treat men as a source for sex and money, they often don't really care about personal appearance aside from hair yet want only good looking guys,
They want men to be manly but don't want to be girly, They think it's demeaning to cook for men or do house work but expect men to still be left with heavy labor and or supply them with money,
They demanded expensive gifts regularly on holidays and birthdays but will usually only give men a shirt or some sort or tool if anything at all,
they can be very angry and crude and go nuts on you at a moments notice at random and act like they deserve to be treated like a princes but wont act like one.
also they're vulgar, foul mouthed, obnoxious, irrational, ilogical and incapable of loyalty to ones significant other.

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>>4772769
Good, for a second there I was thinking you're a girl. It's nice to be honest right?

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4772781

They're full of themselves, they sleep around with anyone and don't care about it,
they treat men as a source for sex and money, they often don't really care about personal appearance aside from hair yet want only good looking guys,
They want men to be manly but don't want to be girly, They think it's demeaning to cook for men or do house work but expect men to still be left with heavy labor and or supply them with money,
They demanded expensive gifts regularly on holidays and birthdays but will usually only give men a shirt or some sort or tool if anything at all,
they can be very angry and crude and go nuts on you at a moments notice at random and act like they deserve to be treated like a princes but wont act like one.
also they're vulgar, foul mouthed, obnoxious, irrational, ilogical and incapable of loyalty to ones significant other.

>> No.4772790

>>4772750
With all due respect, I think you're deluded. Of course, it will be harder because they also rarely go out, but they're out there.

>> No.4772792

>>4772772
But if both them and us are busy relaxing at home, how ever will we encounter each other?

>> No.4772793

>>4772768

>Strange bees that nestle into the ground and rape your shit when you step in their general area.
>Fucktons of poisonous plants.
>I saw a cave, therefore bears or bats.
>Complete lack of food and nutrients.

I hate the forest now.

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4772798

Real lolis are illegal.

>> No.4772803

Because I'm a gay trap and I have a boyfriend, he's sleeping in the other room. Since we're sharing.

>> No.4772816

>>4772803

Tell him and video tape the whole thing.

Oh wait, you're lying.

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>>4772772
Oh I believe theres girls like that, what I don't believe is that she lives any where near my place, nor in my country.

>> No.4772845

>>4772790
The girls I'd like DON'T GO OUT.

>> No.4772848

I've lived in a shitty area for a large part of my life and my only options are ghetto as fuck black chicks.

Until i get together enough money to move i'm going to be alone.

>> No.4772856

>>4772793
This is why human civilization prefers cities.

>> No.4772859

because GoK sent me

>> No.4772860

>>4772803
I am jealous. I wish I had the disposition to even want a boyfriend for real. As it is, I have a vague yearning to be feminine and cute and to entertain a male companion, but not much desire to make it a reality.

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4772864

http://danbooru.donmai.us/post?tags=yuka_kazami

Explain this!

>> No.4772871

>>4772622
Well you make it pretty apparent that you're just a normalfag, judging by the fact that you don't even use capitalization or punctuation.

Fuck off.

>> No.4772874

>>4772392
> Implying a decent looking girl would ever be interested in me.

Well, I'm happy you think so highly of me, but...

>> No.4772876

>>4772856

Thank god I only visited the area.

If I put actual hope on this, that would really suck.

>> No.4772879

>>4772781
This. Most real women are ugly as shit, yet they have very high standards.

>> No.4772883

>>4772772
You're missing the point. If I had a person here with me I couldn't take it easy. I panic around company, so living with someone would be a nightmare.

>> No.4772885

>>4772845
MINE DON'T EITHER.

But I still met her at my old job. You know, one of the few things we all HAVE to leave the apartment for.

Don't give up hope.

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4772886

>>4772864
http://danbooru.donmai.us/post?tags=kazami_yuka&commit=Search

Explained.

>> No.4772898

>>4772886

Reversing the name.

This is black magic, but I thank you nonetheless.

>> No.4772908

>>4772885
>NEET
>Work

>> No.4772910

>>4772874
Who ever said she was good looking?

>>4772885
I have 5 more years till I graduate from my university and get a job.

>> No.4772919

>>4772885
>/jp/
>hold jobs
I'm guessing a large number leech off their parents or government.

>> No.4772922

>>4772886

Argh, I wish I knew how to filter out Wriggle.

I don't want Wriggle in my Yuka.

>> No.4772934

>>4772919

I'm holding a job. And I still have time to be on /jp/ posting Yuka.

>> No.4772939

>>4772922
http://danbooru.donmai.us/post?tags=kazami_yuka+-wriggle_nightbug&commit=Search

>> No.4772961

>>4772781
>They want men to be manly but don't want to be girly, They think it's demeaning to cook for men or do house work


Pfft, I baked my girlfriend strawberry cupcakes earlier. The only thing masculine about me is a sex organ.

>> No.4772970

>>4772939

Damnit Anon, you're life savers.

Because I'm too stupid to reverse names and add subtraction signs.

>> No.4772975

>>4772939
That is, add her tag to the search but put a minus in front of it like -wriggle_nightbug

>> No.4772984

>>4772970

Fuck.

Anyone else getting failbooru?

>> No.4772987

>>4772970
I just enjoy helping out. Don't get too used to it I think my kind are endangered on /jp/.

>> No.4772988

>>4772984

Nope, my Yuka searching is going smooth.

>> No.4772991

>>4772984
nope and i'm not even logged in.

>> No.4772995

>>4772987

Yes, yes you are.

I expected an Anon with sage as their email to tell me "fuck off and go to /r/" or something.

>> No.4773001

>>4772984

Disregard that.

Updates on my computer make things time out for some reason.

>> No.4773005

I hate women. I really do. Every time I look at them, my blood pressure shoots through the roof. When they're gabbing on the cell phone about Paris Hilton. When they're adjusting their lipstick and taking up my time rifling through their stupid purse. When they whine to me about their period. When they blither on and on about some artist/film director/musician nobody else gives a flipping fuck about. When they cry and expect your personal sympathy.

But most of all, /b/, I hate them because they're smug, hyperactive little bitches made that way by our shithole society. Look what uncontrolled feminism and the media has done to them: they think they're superior. They can call the shots. No woman will even know what it feels like to be completely alone and unloved unless she is FIERCELY ugly. All their crying about relationships is merely them fucking up; any girl can get any guy she wants if she tries.

When girls are feeling down, they can have any man they like and fuck him. Even if they have no friends in the world, even if they are pathetic, ugly whores, they could strike up a conversation with any guy in class and make him theirs. But a lonely, pathetic man is hated by women. They know they're better than him. They give him nothing. Even though they know he suffers from his biological urges, they sit and laugh and do nothing for him. They get to choose who is happy and who is sad.

I know this is BAAWWWWW over being a virgin. I know that it's not morally right. But I'm posting it because every single one of you sexless /b/tards thinks the same thing. When you watch your roommate make out with his girl, when you hear it in love songs on MTV, when you see it on the streets: know that those women are laughing at you, hating you, denying you something completely harmless, just because they hate who you are as a person. And that's their never-questioned right in this world.

>> No.4773007

>>4772934
Well yea I hold a job too, but just don't bet on too many of those other people around here to be holding jobs. Especially don't toss around phrases like "we all have to".

>> No.4773011

>>4773005

CONT'D

I'm only interested in girls who share the same interests as me. I couldn't care less for normalfag girls and sluts.

>> No.4773015

>>4773005
Wost. Pasta. Ever.

>> No.4773020

>>4773015

Worst pasta ever but it's still right.

>> No.4773038
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>>4773007

I wouldn't say that. I don't care think I should get involved with /jp/'s lives except for chatting.

Getting deeper and saying things like "YOU SHOULD STOP SMOKING" or "YOU NEED TO SETTLE DOWN AND GET A JOB" just isn't my style.

>> No.4773047

>>4773020
You could have at least edited it to fit the context. Changing /b/ to /jp/ is the most striking example.

>> No.4773048

>>4773007
Ok well I understand some posters not having jobs, I was just using an example situation in which someone can meet a person like themselves.

>> No.4773052

99.9% of woman are scum

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>>4773005

>But most of all, /b/,

DAMNIT MAN.

AT LEAST TAKE THE TIME TO EDIT YOUR PASTA!

On a side note, this is probably one of my favorite pictures of Yuka. It's got DAT FUCKING STARE and is generally awesome.

>> No.4773067

>>4773047

I could have but I left it there to troll.

Not really. I was rushing and didn't read through it

>> No.4773068

>>4773052
>100 % of women are stupid bitches and whores.
fix'ed for you

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>>4773038

>I don't care think

I need to start looking over my posts. That started out sounding too cold, hence the "I don't care" so I changed it. Obviously didn't backspace enough...

>> No.4773084

>>4773038
Sorry I think there's been some miscommunication. I was responding to this:
>But I still met her at my old job. You know, one of the few things we all HAVE to leave the apartment for.
It is only this poster's presumption that everyone on /jp/ has a job which I was intending to address. I may have used words like "leech" but I considered adding that I was envious. I'm not intending to judge their lifestyles, I only meant to illuminate that I suspect a sizable population of jobless lifestylers are represented here.

>> No.4773091

>>4773067
Should have left out the spoiler, I was about to say "oh well then good work"

>> No.4773104

>>4773048
>FACULTY OF ELECTRICAL ENGINEERING (ETFOS)
Josip Juraj Strossmayer University of Osijek

This is my university. Theres 223 males in my semester and 33 females.

>> No.4773109

>>4773063

This one is a good one too.

It's not good Yuka-wise, but it adds to my collection of Touhous holding assault rifles. I have Reisen, Remilia, Marisa, and Yuka now.

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>>4773109

/jp/, again I fail you by not looking over my work.

>> No.4773121

>>4773048
Alright I accept that, I may have been too anal in my criticism. I'm sure I wasn't the only one who spotted it the obvious oversight however.

>> No.4773140 [DELETED] 

>>4773068
That just isnt true.  I used to kn
ow a very fun girl back in high s
chool who was pretty and not a bi
tch.  I dont know if she was a who
re, but I would like to think she
 wasnt.  Broad generalizations ar
e usually baseless, and I just can
t agree with a full 100% since th
ere are ALWAYS acceptions.

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>>4773140

Man, reading your posts sometimes bothers me. Not that my opinion matters to you.

>> No.4773181

>implying I don't already have one

>> No.4773190

>>4773156
filters work wonders if you really
 dont want to read my shitty post

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>>4773190

Eh, I don't want to completely stop seeing them.

Still I have to force myself to follow each letter and combine words.

>> No.4773225

>>4773140

I keep reading this font in a robotic voice in my head...

>> No.4773232

>>4773225

...So do I.

I read it slowly and then it just gets transferred to robotic.

>> No.4773242

>>4773140
>acceptions
Sorry, but I have to point out this mistake. Some dark beast inside me compels this action.

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4773258

This thread has finished peacefully!

Thank you!

This is now a Yuka thead.

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>> No.4773277

>>4773258

My Yuka folder got too big.

It is now divided into 4 sections.

Rule 34
Cute
Violent
Other

And the Yuka folder itself contains normal Yuka.

Why did I tell you guys this? I don't know, just throwing that out there.

>> No.4773278
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>>4773278

I have 120 more pages to go.

Oh lawdy.

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>> No.4773291

>>4772392
I for one, am trying like the fist of north kaji.

Complete with the ponytail mullet.

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>> No.4773303

>>4773287

I've skipped ten pages of this.

http://danbooru.donmai.us/post/show/580156/2girls-blush-braid-fang-kazami_mioyoru-kazami_yuuk

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>>4773304

Hmm?

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>>4773312
Alice? Forget Alice, no one likes Alice.

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I'm at 4k images or something everything from pixiv plus the ones that arent there. I updated at least once a month. MANUALLY. Middle click pictures, and then save as.

>> No.4773334

>>4773324

All of Yuka?

...I'm small time.

>> No.4773336

>>4773318
except all of ronery /b/

the roleplayer, anyway.

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>> No.4773357

>>4773350

Lol, saw these.

Weird fucking game(?). The bar on the top represents love and the bottom represents "I'm going to bash your head in."

I would play this.

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>> No.4773375

>>4773364
>>4773361
>>4773357
>>4773356
>>4773350
>>4773338

Ok Croatia, What is this?
If this a VN, are this thing got translated?

>> No.4773379

Not this shit again.

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>> No.4773388

>>4773375

I have the translations, but I have no clue if it's a VN.

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>>4773375
Just look at the names of the files.

I always keep pixiv naming since people can do this.

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>>4773379

>/jp/ defender

Hi /b/!

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>> No.4773411

>>4773393
Arcueid cosplaying as Yuka.jpg

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>>4773411

I don't get it.

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>>4773417
>>4773421
>>4773426

fuck this shit

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>>4773427

That's your signature picture, isn't it?

From now on I remember Shifty as a "Stupid blind slut."

>> No.4773436

>>4773388

Got a link?

>> No.4773445

>>4773436

http://danbooru.donmai.us/post/index?tags=kazami_yuuka&page=15

Click on the desired pictures, then scroll over the Japanese text. It translates them for you.

>> No.4773456

>>4773445
Link it like this.
http://danbooru.donmai.us/pool/show/1426

>> No.4773466

sometime i look at thread like this and i wonder if moot should've just changed /jp/ to /r9k裏/ or something

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>>4773456

You know too much.

Though I could just be MUCH less skilled at the internets than I thought.

Probably the latter.

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>>4773466

Go to /r9k/, scroll the first three pages, and change your mind.

You do NOT compare us to them.

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>>4773468
I wish I was as skilled in my studies as in the internet ;_;

>> No.4773482

>>4773476

I wish I could post Yuka all day instead of working.

Feels bad.

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>>4773482
How much do you earn, what do you I might want to trade ;_;

>> No.4773499

>>4773482
I thought the same thing before you posted, lol.

>> No.4773510

>>4773496

$88,480.

The job is great and I can support myself, but fuck I hate working. Forensic Scientist. My excuse for staying up until 4 and coming in tired for work? I was studying some bullets for other cases.

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>>4773510

Yearly, of course.

>> No.4773522

>>4773510
I'm not used to yearly. Could you put that in monthly with all the taxes and shit included. Example average monthly wage after the wage taxes and heath care etc... is like 500€ or 674$.

>> No.4773543

The 2D girls of my life seem more real to me than the 3D ones do.

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>>4773522

Ah, okay.

Monthly: $7373

After tax, bills, health care: $4000.

Most of it goes into savings so I can get a house instead of an apartment. And retirement funds and planning ahead for a child or a wife.

>> No.4773557

>>4773549

Hmm, actually to be safe bring $4000 down to $3500. I made an educated guess on that one.

>> No.4773562

>>4773557

damnit /jp/

didn't we just have a talk about normalfags?

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>>4773562

...Crap.

Whatever, it was just this once.

>> No.4773570

>>4773557
Oh my god...

You americans sure have insane wages...

I can only dream about 1000$ one day ;_;

Plus everything costs twice as much here... god damn PS3 costs 525$

Wanna trade ;_;

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>>4773564
>Forensic Scientist
Also this sounds SO FUCKING COOL!

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>>4773570

Most Americans make $50,000 a year. I just got lucky with schools and I live in New York. Economic god-state.

>>4773573

Yeah! And the best part is I don't have to dig through bodies- But I have to watch someone dig through them and take the samples. I probably wouldn't mind digging through the body actually.

Fibers, ballistics, fluids, poisons, blood tests, damn I do it all.

>> No.4773588

>>4773584
ITT so-called forensic scientists that can't even count

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>>4773588

Can't even count? I'm prone to mistakes at 4:45 in the motherfucking morning, but I see no mistakes in counting.

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>>4773584
I ENVY YOU.

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>>4773594

Lol Parsee.

What kinds of jobs do Croatia have?

The only things preventing us from being spammed with "NORMALFAG" are our pictures.

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>>4773601

Oh my, I just realized the grammatical errors I'm making.

Whatever.

>> No.4773609

>>4773601
>The only things preventing us from being spammed with "NORMALFAG" are our pictures.
Yes, pretty much. I was considering it anyway, but I have a Ledian to raise.

>> No.4773623

having a job =/ normalfag

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>>4773601
Well... to a Electrical Engineering College. I'm supposed to be a Computer Engineer.
And I hope one day I'll get to some 1000$ wage and I'll be able to buy new consoles and figures when they come out not 4 years after they do.

I'm aiming for a Master Specialist degree but my chances are now since I'm extremely lazy.

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>>4773609

I guess that's an okay Pokemon. I guess.

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>> No.4773628

>>4773623

I thought all normalfags talked about were their boring lives.

"Today I shaved, then went to work. Oh yeah my work. This is all about my work. I work. This is my pay. Then I went home and made a sandwich."

>> No.4773631

>>4772595
>Current one is quiet, sweet, and prefers to paint.

Sounds like you're living my dream. Don't lose her. ;_;

>> No.4773634

>>4773631
yeah, its called lies.

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>>4773624

>Get degree
>Go to the states
>Take a small test to prove your material again
>Buy consoles on release date

>> No.4773640

>>4773634
Lie or not, my waifu is exactly the same.
I wonder how it would feel if she was 3D...

>> No.4773649

>>4773634

I want to believe that girl exists.

But three good values all in one sentence? He's hiding major flaws or this is some crushing lie.

>> No.4773654

>>4773434

2/3

I am pretty stupid....and legally blind.

>> No.4773655

>>4773639

30 more pages left on that site.

I wonder if 1k pictures will really hurt my computer...

>> No.4773659

>>4773628
im pretty sure most normal people 
just like to complain to other pe
ople.  i had my car inspected and
 the fuckknut at the front desk wo
uld not shut up about how he has 
to stay after hours and blah blah
 blah whil i just sat there and di
dnt say anything.

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>>4773639
Yeah I'd do that, too bad my mother got brain cancer, she had an operation and now half of her body is paralyzed. So I cant really go anywhere. My father died 3 years ago so no one is left to care for her.

>> No.4773663

>>4773631
>quiet, sweet, and prefers to paint

How does one meet girls like that? They really don't hang around bars - right? Well, neither do I.

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>>4773654

Haha, nice job laughing at yourself.

I don't mean that in trolling sense- HOLY CRAP IT'S 5 AM.

Only /jp/ would do this.

>> No.4773670

>>4773659
>>4773661

I sense a conflict.

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>>4773663
You meet her by the river side while shes painting.

>> No.4773678

>>4773631
>>4773634
>>4773640
>>4773649


She exists. I'm hiding nothing. Good luck.

>> No.4773679

>>4773673
No, that doesn't work IRL. But coincidentally, that's how I met mai waifu.

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>>4773661

Damn you, cancer.

Fact: I didn't know where Croatia was until I just looked it up. And that's why I'm not a Social Studies teacher!

>> No.4773690

>>4773663

Meet her at work. Talked about music until she invited me over to her apartment. This was 5 years ago.

>> No.4773694

>>4773690

>Met*

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>>4773679

Randomly meeting the perfect girl only works on mid-summer days in isolated towns.

THAT DON'T EXIST ANYMORE. I miss the days of tiny villages. Well, I can't really miss them. This was in the 1800s.

>> No.4773711

>>4773698
Well random girls in small villages usually are rednecks ;_; or worse.

>> No.4773712

>>4773690
>>4773694
Back when I was working, (been unemployed since 2010) I met hundreds of people, got to know some of them really well and to be honest... they were mostly ok, but all just generic uninteresting masses. I won't ever meet a girl I'd love IRL.

>> No.4773719

>>4773698
Also theres a lot of village girls in my town since it's basically something like a student town with lot's of high schools and colleges. ALL OF THEM ARE SLUTS, one went to my class for like a year in high school but then she got pregnant she was 15. All of them have slept with 10+ men.

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>>4773711

Well, there were no inbred rednecks in the 1800s.

...Early 1800s.

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>>4773719

I went to Russia once.

Lonely people there, if you get me.

>> No.4773734

>>4773719
Fuck the sluts
Get more comfortable around women
Increase chances of finding love later on

>> No.4773742

My brother is an electrical engineer that works on circuit boards. During the worst of the economic recession the company he worked for went down and in two weeks he got a good job.(he had multiple job offers) Though it helps that he had a lot of experience, and went to Caltech.(I feel like a failure compared to him.)

>> No.4773757

sort of silly, but my dream is to 
find a poor woman from another co
untry that has a real life goal (
maybe in the arts, or whatnot) and
 take her back home with me, wher
e she can work passionatly on wha
t she loves to do.

>> No.4773759

>>4773757

RUSSIA. GO THERE, NOW.

I recommend Sarsk. Small town of less than 200,000 I think.

>> No.4773765

There's one girl in my class that seems interested in me, as far as my (honorary) neckbeard sense can tell. She's shy, soft spoken, decently cute and seems isolated from her peer group (she'll stand awkwardly in a group of girls discussing generic slut topics and hardly join the conversation). She'll initiate conversation on a daily basis, and seems to genuinely enjoy talking to me.

Up until now I entertained the notion that I don't have a girlfriend because I'm unappealing and nobody will be intersted in me, or even want to talk to me at all. But seeing this, I have to stand corrected - I simply don't give a shit. Yeah, talking isn't that bad (the way talking to anyone that's not an insufferable asshole isn't bad), but i'll be damned if anyone is going to stop me from enjoying my animu, vidiya and Touhou/VNs once I stop being forced into a social context.

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>>4773765

Pretending, are we?

Hilarious.

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Honestly speaking? I became obsessed (and I mean obsessed) with yuri about 3 or 4 years ago... at first it started out as something of a passing interest, but soon became all I ever thought about sexually. Over time I lost all interest in heterosexual relationships that I ever had... I don't even view them as natural anymore. The only true love for me is yuri love.

It... sometimes turns my stomach just to see a dick appear in hentai. It just doesn't look natural anymore. It's disgusting... and I feel the same way about 3D. I don't *want* a girlfriend or even a waifu because I no longer believe in or have an interest in relationships between anyone but two females. It has taken over my life, but I don't really mind anymore. I'm happy to be an observer.

>> No.4773781

>>4773765
go for it, worst thing she can say
 is ”no”.  then you can get drunk
 and post a bunch of shit topics 
on /jp/ and be happy again the nex
t day.

>>4773759
cool thing is both my parents spea
k russian from when they were bei
ng trained linguists for the army
.  my dads been there plenty of ti
mes, so i might just ask him if h
e wants to take a vacation someti
me.

>> No.4773783

One girl tried to get into animu and shit after I rejected her in an attempt to get me to reconsider. It didn't work.

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>>4773776

Hmm...

I'm getting tired of this pretend crap, so I'm going to restart my computer for an update and get back to you guys later.

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>>4773784

You seem to be overly cynical about the idea of people having unconventional sexual tastes. Welcome to /jp/

>> No.4773802

>>4773776
save money
get surgery

>> No.4773803

>>4773781
>go for it
That's the problem, I'm unable to care at all. I was really surprised by my own reaction; I thought I'd be overjoyed if a girl finally showed interest in me, but that's not the case at all.

I suspect it's the same for alot of people on /jp/. Girls are like one of those vidiya you spend months waiting for, read a bunch of reviews and think HOLY SHIT THIS'LL BE THE BEST THING EVER, and when it's finally out, you play for a whole 2 hours before thinking 'Meh, that was it?'.

>> No.4773806

>>4773765
>animu, vidiya and Touhou/VNs

>>4773678 here

I do all three of these. We marathoned Rosario+Vampire not too long ago.

They exist.

>> No.4773833

>>4773806
>We marathoned Rosario+Vampire not too long ago.
You must have shit taste.

>They exist.
And what of it? I enjoy watching my anime in silence, VNs and Touhou aren't really something you can do with another person, and I doubt anyone would be entertained watching me obsessively powergame various rpgs/srpgs/roguelikes.

>> No.4773847

>>4773833

Ok, go for solitude. I tried.

>> No.4773908

>>4772392
because i don't feel like getting tricked and humiliated again

>> No.4773923

>>4773908
go on the offensive and get all so
rts of information from her so th
at when she does end up hurting y
ou, you can destroy her social lif
e.

>> No.4773942

So many people saying "animu" and "vidya" in this thread. I wonder what board they have recently graduated from.

>> No.4773953

>>4773776
Are you me?

>> No.4773954

>>4773923
well i have topless pics she once sent me. should i?

>> No.4773967

>>4773954
a topless pic could be written of 
by anyone.  you would need more t
han something that tame to do any
 real damage.  maybe her facebook 
account, and say all sorts of bad
 things along with posts of perve
rse pictures.  i dont know how peo
ple so this kind of stuff, but it
 has to be lasting.

>> No.4773979

>263 posts and 88 image replies omitted. Click Reply to view.

>> No.4773987

>>4773979
>264 posts and 88 image replies omitted. Click Reply to view.

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I honestly cannot bring myself to try and talk to women. I've never been good around girls, but it's developed into a real phobia since high school. I shake uncontrollably and am unable to even feign coherence around the opposite sex. I've actually reached the point that I visit gay bars out of desperation for bodily contact with someone.

I sit alone and wait for guys to buy me drinks. I'm shy and fairly slender, which is something a lot of them seem to like; I'm approached several times a night, so I'm never lonely for any long period. I'll be invited to sit in a booth and an arm will be put around me and I'll sit like that for hours just listening to the guy talk. The warmth of being held by another human and being told you're attractive and wanted feels amazing, even if it's by another man.

I don't care anymore. I'm addicted. It's only a matter of time until I finally take a guy up on an offer to go home with him. I'm fully prepared to become a fag to experience love.

You all talk about being ronery, but I don't think any of you comprehend true loneliness.

>> No.4774247

>>4774219


Son, you were a closet gay from the get-go.

The crippling inability to talk to women proved it

>> No.4774266

>>4774219

Enjoy your painful buttsex

>> No.4774283
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>>4773802

Oh I've often thought life would've been easier if I was born a girl and could be involved in lesbian relationships, but am quite happy these days to accept the hand I was dealt.

Besides, it's kind of comforting to have no interest in guy-girl (or guy-guy) romance. Never really get lonely when the thought of finding someone disgusts you anyway.

>> No.4774331

THIS THREAD

RIGHT HERE

>> No.4774785

>>4774331
well look who woke up

>> No.4775926

bump

>> No.4775937

Someone summarize how terrible this thread was. There's no way I'm reading it.

>> No.4775946

>>4775937
Like a car crash. 10 people died and thier body parts decorate the whole highway.
But you just can't look away and need to stare right at it.

>> No.4775948

>>4775937
It was amazing like a pink cloud ^_^

>> No.4775952

>>4775937
>Why doesn't /jp/ just get 3D girlfriends? They're not that bad.
Come on already, you should know.

>> No.4775959

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I am disappoint /jp/

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I wish I had a bro like this ;_;

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>>4775999

>> No.4776043

They're too demanding and they don't love me unconditionally.

>> No.4776089

>>4776043
The only condition is that you love them back and don't abuse them. Come on, anon. Only the shitty ones are demanding.

>> No.4776108

>>4776089
>implying they are not all shitty.

>> No.4776266

you can make 6 figures and have a take home pay of only around 5k or less. fuck america. with that said there's nothing i'd rather be doing than scientific computing. you can sell out and work more and make more (hedge fund or management consulting), but why? the government will take most of it away anyways. i'd rather sit here and write some fortran code to solve some ODE/PDEs

>> No.4776271

I want to be the girlfriend.

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I honestly don't give a shit. I am not in high school anymore, and don't feel the pressure to speak with women. I have nothing in common with them and I don't need anyone's permission to exist. To each his own.

>> No.4776351

>>4776322
>I have nothing in common with them
Stop acting like women are some strange entity that is entirely removed from the human race.

>> No.4776362

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Motherfuck normalfags, leave this place.

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>>4776351

>> No.4776440

>>4776351
Well they are pretty damn different, and to get one you have to make huge sacrifices.

>> No.4776467

>>4774266
Buttsex isn't painful you know, if you do it right.
I just had to say that, I hate to see so many people have misconceptions about anal.

>> No.4776486

I suck at talking to women, and the likelyhood of finding a decent looking 3D chick that's happy to just TAKE IT EASY with me is unlikely.

>> No.4776491

Japan will be making acceptable 3d pretty soon with leaps and bounds in robotics.These women will not judge you and will be quality waifu material.

>> No.4776508

>>4776440
women are obnoxious .if they would get it through their heads that the only reason they exist is to please nerdy men ,the world would improve by leaps and bounds.

>> No.4776577

>>4772392
Too old.
Still live with parents.
Unemployed.
Don't leave house.

yep. that would be why.

>> No.4776700

>>4776467
He should fast for 12 hours before to avoid poop.

>> No.4776740

>>4776700
Naw just shit within 3 hours of doing it

>> No.4776773

"Cool invasion /r9k/."

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>this board

>> No.4776897

>>4772392
Contrary to popular belief, human society and species is not actually geared around every single man is automatically paired up with a single woman. Most of humanity's history depended around keeping most of its females out of harm's way, while losing most (over half is not unusual) of its males to various ventures such as war and social upheaval, as well as external threats such as natural disasters. The surviving males then reproduce.
Only within the past 50-100 years has modern society changed the environment so that we don't lose huge percentages of our men to wars and disasters. Yet there is still huge cultural and biological inertia for the old ways of "distributing" mating rights, which poorly addresses the vastly greater male survival rate of current times.
That's why it's not so easy to just "get" 3D girlfriends. There are huge surpluses of perfectly healthy males right now that human society and biology just doesn't know what to do with, and instead ignores them as "living dead".

>> No.4777434

>>4776897
yeah, this.

You'd think with a 51% female population, every guy would be able to have a girlfriend, but instead women continue down the biological path of "my husband must be THE STRONGEST!" And of course the men with the physical attributes or wealth continue to horde the women cuz, well, they can.

>> No.4777468

:3

>> No.4778095

>>4776897
>>4777434

>Excuses

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