/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

You come home from of a long day of playing sports and you see this on your bed. What do you do?

[Anonymous No.]

Wonder why I was having a long day playing sports.

[Anonymous No.]

FALCONE

PAUUUUUNCH

[Anonymous No.]

TAKE HER HAT OFF

[Anonymous No.]

I don't play sports.

[Anonymous No.]

How did I turn 2d?

[Anonymous No.]

"Oh man, why did I spend all day playing sports...I don't even PLAY spor-
...
...
...hello."

[Anonymous No.]

Tell her to get the fuck back to the kitchen.

[Anonymous No.]

Collapse on the floor from fatigue.

[­ No.]

[x] put on my wizard robe and hat
[x] rape
[x] premature ejaculation
[x] blame jews
[x] post about it on /jp/

[Anonymous No.]

You mean I turn around in my chair afer a long day of playing e-sports?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4843268
Nigger you gay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4843259
Source? Googling FlashBack_006e.png brings up one page that doesn't work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4843266
I would if I had anyone to play with!

[Anonymous No.]

>>4843246
[x] GENUFLECT

[Anonymous No.]

>>4843273

Google isn't the only tool in your arsenal, you know.
I'll give it to you once, but you need to remember this.
>>>/rs/Flash+Back

[Anonymous No.]

Close the door.

[Anonymous No.]

But if I spent my day playing sports I would be too tired OP.

[Anonymous No.]

I drink a beer.

Feels good after a long day of sport.

[Anonymous No.]

"Shit.. I fucking over did it.. I see a fucking Tenko right in front of me.. Fuck this must be an iilusion. *touches her* what the fuck why is this shit so girly. *touches her again* Fuck, this shit looks real but its a fucking illusion so I'll just fuck this shit."

[Anonymous No.]

Stare confused for a while, close door, then ask whether I can come in in a minute or five.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4843294
Thank you~

[Anonymous No.]

Go to sleep because I'm tired

[Anonymous No.]

>>4843305
*touches her again*

...O________o

*grabs dick*

XD

[Anonymous No.]

I would cry buckets if she suddently dissapears ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>4843318
>*mad*

[Anonymous No.]

Say "Hi Tenshi" then proceed to walk over to my chair, sit down then start checking for new torrents etc. on my PC.

[Suigin !YUsuiginy. No.]

>>4843329
haha you are mad because he made fun of your retarded gay baby posting

[Anonymous No.]

>a long day of playing sports
Watersports maybe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4843318
gtfo my /jp/ you emoticon

[Anonymous No.]

>>4843275
Exactly what I was thinking.

[Manly No.]

Grab a kitchen knife and mar her with it.

[Anonymous No.]

batter severely about the head and face

[deleted !t6J79s1XL6 No.]

>>4843246
I don't know. This is tough question since I don't do sports. The bed thing is...... I don't know. So many choices...

[Anonymous No.]

>>4843333
are you gay bro?

[Some Guy No.]

>>4843259
YOU FOOL SHE'D DIE

[Anonymous No.]

>playing sports

[Anonymous No.]

>>4843417

It's cool bro, she's a Celestial.

She dies, goes to Heaven, and comes back down again.

The only way to prevent it is to prevent her from reaching the Yama...

[Anonymous No.]

Continue drinking liters of water and take a shower, writing it off as dehydration-induced hallucination, as the altitude in the shit town is too high and the humidity is far too low for a Florida-born soul such as myself.

If she's still there or otherwise in my house, consider buying new locks and promptly turn bright red at the same time. And if I was fast enough or somehow lucky enough, catch her, put her back on my bed, and proceed to finish the job for her toy.