What would you do after ZUN makes his last touhou? We all know that only the end of everything touhou related awaits after that.. Me? I"ll just kill myself and see if I can go to gensokyo.

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Maplestory !pfuEiYtzFE Tue Apr 13 21:58:45 2010 No.4880466 [Reply] [Original]

What would you do after ZUN makes his last touhou?
We all know that only the end of everything touhou related awaits after that..
Me? I"ll just kill myself and see if I can go to gensokyo.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 13 21:58:45 2010 No.4880468 Read VNs and play vidya.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 13 21:59:45 2010 No.4880473 I'll wait a year or two to see what the fans do. Then strangle myself with a sunflower.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 13 21:59:45 2010 No.4880475 Why not just visit early? You can even pretend ZUN made you too.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 13 22:00:45 2010 No.4880477 I don't play Touhou as it is.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 13 22:01:45 2010 No.4880487 >>4880473 >wait a year or two I'll just chill and wait like this guy for a while then I'll see him and op at gensokyo ;_;

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 13 22:01:45 2010 No.4880489 Japanese are notorious for doing the same shit again and again and again and again and again. Just like the fans will lap the same shit up again and again and aghgdhsdfhjsdf He won't stop. The only thing that can outsmart ZUN is boolet.

Anonymous Tue Apr 13 22:03:45 2010 No.4880495

I don't really like Touhou that much to be honest. I mean, I don't dislike it or anything, but it's nothing that special. What's cool about it is all the content and having some decent posters on this board who like it. Both of those things can be achieved just as well with anything else, so whatever.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 13 22:05:45 2010 No.4880508 ZUN's got a girlfriend already, so in due time, he'll be married, and that might be the end of things...

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 13 22:05:45 2010 No.4880510 I'll most likely just play emulated games, and read some VNs. Then I'll visit Gensokyo once I'm bored of that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 13 22:09:45 2010 No.4880523 >>4880508 One God-wannabe character, at most. "Hey, wife, help me with ideas for Touhou 17." "WHY DON'T YOU LOVE ME" "Okay I'll put you in it."

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 13 22:20:45 2010 No.4880557 >>4880489 what if zun gets liver cancer eh?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 13 22:23:45 2010 No.4880568 >>4880557 but, Zun is a god.. he can't get sick...

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 13 22:26:45 2010 No.4880582 >>4880508 ZUN's waifu is aya...

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 13 22:26:45 2010 No.4880584 It would be nice to see circles start covering different material again.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 13 22:28:45 2010 No.4880600 Won't circles just take over? It's not like Touhou would have the fan base it does with just the games.

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>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 13 22:34:45 2010 No.4880635 >>4880557 ZUN can outsmart liver failure.

>>	Maplestory !pfuEiYtzFE Tue Apr 13 22:44:45 2010 No.4880688 File: 168 KB, 1010x692, aya 4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4880621 I hope that it was drawn better than that. Like this. <I give ZUN blowjobs so he'll put me in every game

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 13 22:50:45 2010 No.4880720 >>4880688 HHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 13 22:53:45 2010 No.4880736 Play other games.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 13 22:57:45 2010 No.4880770 >>4880466 I would chill for a year or two or untill I finally realise zun won't make any more games. after that I'll go jump in the lake just down the street.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 13 23:01:45 2010 No.4880789 I will see you guys tomorrow. at lunch. in gensyoko.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 13 23:04:45 2010 No.4880815 >>4880789 I'll most likely see you in a few years after my NEET funds run out.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 13 23:07:45 2010 No.4880834 >>4880789 when you die/commit suicide, be sure to broadcast a live feed.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 13 23:10:45 2010 No.4880851 >>4880789 >>4880815 >>4880834 proof that /jp/ needs professional help.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 13 23:12:45 2010 No.4880867 >>4880851 Sanity is overrated.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 13 23:13:45 2010 No.4880875 Like everyone else has said, wait and see for a bit, then find my way to Gensokyo.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 13 23:13:45 2010 No.4880877 >>4880867 Sanity is for the weak.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 13 23:14:45 2010 No.4880882 >>4880834 We need to ask ZUN how we should commit suicide to get into Gensokyo.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 13 23:14:45 2010 No.4880883 >>4880877 I believe you mean "Sanity is for transient people."

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 13 23:15:45 2010 No.4880886 >>4880877 Sanity isn't sanity at all, it is infact insanity. Therefor I'm not insane, everyone else is insane and I'm the only sane person on this insane planet.

Anonymous Tue Apr 13 23:16:45 2010 No.4880894
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>>4880600

I don't see him stopping the way he's doing things anytime soon though, for at least another 4-5 years. At most he'll just kind of slow down and take a bit longer between games. I mean, Touhou has fucking defined this man's existence for about a decade and a half now, he probably won't ever decide to just "stop" one day, unless he started getting senile or had liver failure. I bet he'll call out for Reimu or Marisa on his deathbed, before his wife or theoretical ZUNspawn. Or maybe Aya..

After all, Gundam's creator, Yoshiyuki Tomino, is like 68 years old and still active today. He wrote Turn A gundam when he was like 57 and directed the Zeta Gundam trilogy when he was 63.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 13 23:17:45 2010 No.4880904 >>4880894 isn't he also helping on unicorn gundam?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 13 23:18:45 2010 No.4880912 I went to Gensokyo once...

>>	Maplestory !pfuEiYtzFE Tue Apr 13 23:19:45 2010 No.4880918 File: 17 KB, 500x398, surprised azn 2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4880912

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 13 23:19:45 2010 No.4880921 >>4880912 So you died. What bastard brought you back to life?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 13 23:19:45 2010 No.4880924 >>4880912 was it nice? did you go to the shrines? are the youkai in fact monsters or beautiful maidens? which shrine should I worship when I get there?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 13 23:20:45 2010 No.4880926 >>4880921 the paramedic

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 13 23:21:45 2010 No.4880928 >>4880912 was it all frills and teaparties and danmaku? or grimdark?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 13 23:21:45 2010 No.4880933 File: 326 KB, 800x600, 5f247ff4513366970ac85dd29d68e179.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4880924 You should visit the sunflower patch. Come unarmed and naked.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 13 23:22:45 2010 No.4880936 >>4880926 Should have killed him. And then yourself. No wait, what was the original cause of death?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 13 23:23:45 2010 No.4880949 >>4880933 I will, and yuka will either a) devour me, or b) rape me.

Anonymous Tue Apr 13 23:25:45 2010 No.4880965
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>>4880949

Depends on what kind of a week it's been.

If it has been raining and then sunny, she'll rape you with a smile.

If a single flower died, you're getting devoured.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 13 23:27:45 2010 No.4880981 >>4880965 with my luck, she'll devour me. though I have been known to be insanely luck when It comes to life and death situations.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 13 23:28:45 2010 No.4880985 >>4880965 Happy is rape and displeased is painful death? I'm okay with this...

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 13 23:28:45 2010 No.4880988 >>4880936 i was anwsering for the dude but ok I would say cardiac arrest. from intensive moe overload.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 13 23:30:45 2010 No.4881000 File: 256 KB, 900x1260, 9bbdbb84afe04979e56cffb480a48a9c.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4880981 Then again you could bring an offering. Like a dead body as fertilizer.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 13 23:30:45 2010 No.4881001 >>4880981 insanely lucky? how so?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 13 23:31:45 2010 No.4881010 I hear that once you arrive in Gensokyo, you won't even die if you're killed there, instead you'll just be knocked unconscious.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 13 23:31:45 2010 No.4881012 >>4881000 where would i get a dead body not filled the balming fluid? and no I ain't killing someone. though I would probably bring some fertilizer.

Anonymous Tue Apr 13 23:33:45 2010 No.4881021
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>>4881012

Ask Remilia to donate a body. But then you need an offering for Remilia. And to get to Remilia you need an offering for Meiling and Sakuya.

Bring extra offerings in case you piss someone off.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 13 23:34:45 2010 No.4881023 >>4881001 as in I survive in situations that normally kill people, such as a head on collision with a truck.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 13 23:35:45 2010 No.4881030 >>4881021 so a gameboy for Meiling, some fine knives for Sakuya. and some virgins blood for Remilia?

Anonymous Tue Apr 13 23:35:45 2010 No.4881032

ugh... even if when I died I went to gensokyo I'm not sure I could enjoy it with tons of /jp/ NEETS there. Even if we were all transformed into the little girls.

I want my own private gensokyo, but even that is pretty depressing... I will only accept this fate if I personally am the only one capable of going there, therefore its not like a private world thing. Fuck you guys I'm not telling how.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 13 23:38:45 2010 No.4881042 >>4881032 what if gensyoko was huge and you never met another Hikikomori or NEET?

Anonymous Tue Apr 13 23:38:45 2010 No.4881044
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>>4881030

You should get more offerings for Sakuya. You'll probably fuck up and make a stupid joke about pads. And one for Flandre in case Remilia says "Fuck you, get in the basement."

Suika may be roaming around, so you better bring some fancy alcohol too. A heat lamp and a riddle would help if Cirno is nearby as well.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 13 23:42:45 2010 No.4881067 >>4881044 oh god, too many offerings to keep track of.

Anonymous Tue Apr 13 23:42:45 2010 No.4881068

>>4881044
cirno isn't a problem unless she is in fact smart. I always carry jin or Brandy with me when I travel. I would never joke about pads, i'm sensitive to womans feelings. so i just need something for Flan. any suggestions? I don't like the idea of her breaking me

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 13 23:45:45 2010 No.4881077 >>4881030 I doubt she wants your blood bro.

Anonymous Tue Apr 13 23:46:45 2010 No.4881083
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>>4881068

Perhaps just prepare a couple of lies. "There's candy right outside the door, go open it." Then run.

Let's say you've got the body now. You have to traverse from SDM to the Hakurei Shrine, and then to the Sunflower Field. Let's also say Yuyuko sees you a quarter of the way there. If you manage to not get eaten, you have to deal with Reimu halfway there. Three quarters there, Yukari gaps in front of you and punches you across the face.

Find a way to survive all three and you gain the favor of Yuka and several others.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 13 23:47:45 2010 No.4881086 >>4881000 >>4881021 >>4881030 >>4881044 that's too much fucking work! i would rather donate all my money to the Hakurei Shrine and live with reimu.

Anonymous Tue Apr 13 23:51:45 2010 No.4881098
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>>4881086

Enjoy being called a lazy fucking idiot, getting abused by Suika daily, and then getting set on fire while you're asleep.

Yuka would be happy if you just talked to her every day after proving your worth. She would build you a house out of sunflowers after a while.

Notice how the better situations take more work? I should do this sort of stuff with other characters. Suggestions?

Anonymous Tue Apr 13 23:53:45 2010 No.4881106

>>4881083
simple, I can cook a mean meal for Yuyuko. likewise for Yukari or I could give her something to entertain herself with. as for Reimu, I could just give her all my money, probably won't need it anymore. then I give Yuuka the body. and get raped with a smile.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 13 23:54:45 2010 No.4881113 >>4881098 why worry when I have Reimu to protect me? besides I'm alergic to sunflowers

Anonymous Tue Apr 13 23:55:45 2010 No.4881115

ZUN isn't getting married. He doesn't even have a girlfriend.
He said it in his emails and interview that he wishes to stay single and has no interest in those kinds of things.
His only true precious is his love for beer.
But he won't stop making Touhou games, either. At least, he doesn't plan on to. As he said it, >I'll probably die of alcohol poisoning first haha

Anonymous Tue Apr 13 23:56:45 2010 No.4881123
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>>4881106

She wouldn't rape you after you did all that work for her.

She would think you care and be surprised, then she will pretty much love you for being her friend.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 13 23:57:45 2010 No.4881127 >>4881106 >>4881083 >>4881068 >>4881044 >>4881030 >>4881021 >>4881000 >>4881012 that was helluva a long journey bro, all that to get raped my Yuka? question? would it be worth it?

Anonymous Tue Apr 13 23:57:45 2010 No.4881129
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>>4881113

Reimu would just rage constantly at the lack of donations.

Plus Marisa and Suika's bullshit would just make her take her rage out on you.

No one bothers Yuka. Except maybe Wriggle.

Anonymous Tue Apr 13 23:58:45 2010 No.4881134
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>>4881098

Not that other guy, but I wouldn't mind being around Suika all the time... Not at all. I'm a very honest person who likes drinking, and so I don't have much to be afraid of with her.

My own top 3 places to hang/live at in Gensokyo would be SDM, Hakurei Shrine and Eientei. Moriya Shrine would be tempting just because of Suwako, but it's not enough.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 13 23:58:45 2010 No.4881135 >>4881123 awww, i was hoping she would force herself onto me and be all tsundere. but that's ok I gained some respect and a friend along the way.

Anonymous Tue Apr 13 23:59:45 2010 No.4881137
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>>4881127

Again, all that work wouldn't make her rape you.

She'd rape you if you strolled into her field and the weather was nice. If you destroyed a flower or the weather has been sucking, she'd mercilessly devour you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 13 23:59:45 2010 No.4881140 >>4881135 sooo, worth it?

Anonymous Wed Apr 14 00:01:45 2010 No.4881147
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>>4881135

Living with her in the field and just talking to her would get her horny.

She doesn't have any friends, you know. You coming out of nowhere and fixing that without seeming like selfish idiot may make her throw herself upon you.

I don't fucking know, this hasn't happened. I'm guessing.

Anonymous Wed Apr 14 00:03:45 2010 No.4881158
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>>4881137
so easier rout would be to show up when the weathers nice? and after a while have a happy ending like this?

though that would be nice winning over some respect amongst the other touhous

Anonymous Wed Apr 14 00:04:45 2010 No.4881163
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>>4881134

My top 3 places.

Obviously the Sunflower Field, Scarlet Devil Mansion (if there's a guarentee I don't get immediatly destroyed), and possibly Hakurei Shrine. It may be a popular area.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 14 00:04:45 2010 No.4881167 >>4881147 well then, either would be great then! awesome! I guess putting forth a bit of effort would be better then waiting.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 14 00:07:45 2010 No.4881184 File: 163 KB, 630x809, 2eaadee5775d09011b8ba30847ed3f30.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Anyone else want me to completely detail the amount of effort it will take to get someone? I don't know why I find it so fun.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 14 00:07:45 2010 No.4881188 >>4881163 while your helping us with our game plans on surviving in gensyoko, any ideas on how to get into the Yakumo residents?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 14 00:11:45 2010 No.4881215 >>4881188 Not him, but wouldn't getting lost help?

Anonymous Wed Apr 14 00:11:45 2010 No.4881219
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>>4881184

Many of the other ones are either kind of easy to please, or we just don't even know how we'd do so yet.

For example, how to get with Tewi? God damn, where to even start... first there's just finding her, then dealing with pretty much the rest of Eientei, then making her actually like you, instead of set you up for trickery as she has done for over a thousand years.

However,
Keine -

Bring her a history book from the outside world. Maybe several.
Assuming she can actually read it, you're guaranteed to get anything you want out of her.
Unless there's a full moon, in which case you're probably fucked no matter what.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 14 00:14:45 2010 No.4881236 This is bit problematic my dear comrades. My goal is Orin. So, should i double kill myself?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 14 00:14:45 2010 No.4881238 >>4881215 but then I would have to deal wit the youkai of the forest. I'm asking him for help in this section.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 14 00:15:45 2010 No.4881244 >>4880508 >ZUN's got a girlfriend already, proof of 3d?

Anonymous Wed Apr 14 00:15:45 2010 No.4881247
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>>4881188

YAKUMOS IT IS.

You'll need something fuzzy and small, basic charismatic skill, and something to occupy Yukari.

Trekking to the Yakumo residence shouldn't be hard. Upon knocking on the door, Ran will greet you. Using your basic charismatic skills, kindly ask her if you can come in. Optional: Request she wakes up Yukari.

Chen at this point will either destroy you or scratch at your leg. Use your fuzzy object to distract her either way.

If you got Ran to wake up Yukari, the larger percent of the rage will be taken out on her, not you. Yukari is suspicious of outsiders and newcomers, so you've got about 10 seconds to explain your purpose there.

Then it can go either way.

Asked for sex: Either a one time thing or she refuses. Ends with you getting eaten.

Took too long to answer: Eaten or gapped into some hellhole for being annoying.

Asked to stay: Offer your object used to distract Yukari.Then just chat with everyone. One thing leads to another and you reach your goal.

This one was actually pretty easy. Just talking and choosing your actions carefully.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 14 00:16:45 2010 No.4881253 File: 39 KB, 257x350, iku.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] what about Iku?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 14 00:17:45 2010 No.4881257 >>4881247 Well, then again it could be hard getting there. You've got no clue where it is. You may need to ask for directions. You could just get lost.

>>	Maplestory !pfuEiYtzFE Wed Apr 14 00:17:45 2010 No.4881259 File: 22 KB, 205x175, Indeed.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4881247 >this guy

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 14 00:19:45 2010 No.4881266 >>4881236 Wouldn't you just be able to ask Shikieiki-sama to let you into hell?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 14 00:19:45 2010 No.4881267 >>4881238 So bring offerings. You guys got the heavier details like locations under wrap. When in doubt, bring a proper offering and you've made a hard situation easy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 14 00:19:45 2010 No.4881268 >>4880508 >ZUN >girlfriend What

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 14 00:19:45 2010 No.4881274 >>4881259 I have no fucking clue if that's distaste, intrigue, or "HAHA LOOK AT THIS FAGGOT" Sorry.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 14 00:20:45 2010 No.4881276 How about the UFO cast?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 14 00:20:45 2010 No.4881281 File: 382 KB, 324x400, Aya blingee.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4881268 It's more likely than you think

>>	Maplestory !pfuEiYtzFE Wed Apr 14 00:21:08 2010 No.4881287 File: 288 KB, 525x700, Chen 12.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4881274 net, I just wanted to say that he's cool

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 14 00:21:45 2010 No.4881292 File: 1.02 MB, 626x861, 1270018251751.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4881253 Sacrifice Tenshi on the highest point in Gensokyo.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 14 00:22:45 2010 No.4881302 >>4881247 that....is actually pretty simple....

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 14 00:23:45 2010 No.4881309 >>4881292 but I want tenshi!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 14 00:24:45 2010 No.4881313 File: 139 KB, 545x670, c6e899130d5b160b459bc88bf44e9bc3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4881309 Decide between Tenshi or Iku. Now. Or sacrifice Tenshi as your mutual sex slave.

>>	Maplestory !pfuEiYtzFE Wed Apr 14 00:24:45 2010 No.4881316 File: 883 KB, 1070x1503, Chen 11.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4881274 just wanted to say that he's awesome and, anyone wanna invade Mayohiga with me? Heard that there's a cute catgirl living there. Lets bang her up.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 14 00:25:45 2010 No.4881321 File: 99 KB, 500x500, Tenchi eat lol.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4881309 Too bad

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 14 00:25:45 2010 No.4881322 >>4881313 I would take Iku. >>4881309 is someone else.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 14 00:25:45 2010 No.4881327 File: 87 KB, 360x480, 2719c2960a481edcc84a0a26263d437c.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4881316 Thanks, man. I appreciate it as "wasting" my life on /jp/ now is recieved positively.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 14 00:26:45 2010 No.4881334 >>4881322 I see. This thread has increased in popularity rapidly. So yeah just stab Tenshi in the neck or something. On top of a mountain.

>>	Otamega !!vJTN7tClacx Wed Apr 14 00:27:45 2010 No.4881336 >>4881313 Mutual sex slave seems to be the best option here.

>>	Maplestory !pfuEiYtzFE Wed Apr 14 00:27:45 2010 No.4881345 File: 278 KB, 1400x1001, gensokyo map.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4881327 guys like you deserves to live there mang and look what I found. a map!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 14 00:28:45 2010 No.4881346 >>4881322 >>4881321 Fuck both of you! I would protect tenshi with my life!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 14 00:30:45 2010 No.4881363 >>4881346 Fine by me cocks shotgun any last words?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 14 00:30:45 2010 No.4881366 >>4881345 Any importance in Unknown's House and Nameless Hill?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 14 00:31:45 2010 No.4881375 >>4881345 Oh god this is so helpful. Thank you. Though I heard the Garden of the Sun was closer to the Hakurei Shrine. Anyway, I'm referring to this now.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 14 00:32:45 2010 No.4881381 File: 337 KB, 654x960, a52953866e5e8c0ac620e539647e1722.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4881375 Also, we have to draw in some areas. Lots of places are missing.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 14 00:33:45 2010 No.4881386 >>4881381 you sir, need a trip.

Anonymous Wed Apr 14 00:34:45 2010 No.4881397
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>>4881386

I'd rather just stay the Yuka avatarfag.

I don't want to become a tripcode user. While it would be helpful, most people here will just automatically hate me.

The only other mass-poster of Yuka is Anonymous of Croatia.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 14 00:35:45 2010 No.4881400 >>4881397 and the Yuuka daily RP thread

Arcueid Brunestud IS A MIRACLE !ARCIkc4cG6 Wed Apr 14 00:36:45 2010 No.4881403
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>>4881397

>While it would be helpful, most people here will just automatically hate me.

>implying you want to be liked by /jp/
>HE WANTS TO BE LIKED ON 4CHAN!

Anonymous Wed Apr 14 00:37:45 2010 No.4881413
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>>4881400

What.

Roleplaying is unacceptable. Luckily, I've never seen these. I'm only on at nights because of work (yes yes, /jp/ and work) so I don't see a lot of the threads.

Anonymous Wed Apr 14 00:39:45 2010 No.4881420
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>>4881403

I mean my posts will just be disregarded.

I've been here long enough to know opinions don't matter. Though someone actually reading and acknowledging my posts without saying "GTFO TRIPFAG" would be nice.

>>	Arcueid Brunestud IS A MIRACLE !ARCIkc4cG6 Wed Apr 14 00:39:45 2010 No.4881421 >>4881420 >. Though someone actually reading and acknowledging my posts without saying "GTFO TRIPFAG" would be nice. Dude, that's like half the fun of posting with a trip. You're missing out, bro.

>>	Otamega !!vJTN7tClacx Wed Apr 14 00:40:45 2010 No.4881424 >>4881421 I'll agree with this statement.

>>	Maplestory !pfuEiYtzFE Wed Apr 14 00:40:45 2010 No.4881427 File: 50 KB, 444x462, yuka old.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4881420 were you the guy who kept making the "why is yuka such a slut" threads a while ago? god they were hilarious.

Anonymous Wed Apr 14 00:41:45 2010 No.4881431
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>>4881345
This is good, but it'd need the underworld and "heaven" (which looks to be the top of a mountain, possibly youkai mountain) to be complete.

I have a big image of another map that actually has these, but it's on my other computer and I'm too lazy to get up and walk across the room (on my netbook in bed currently ).

Anonymous Wed Apr 14 00:41:45 2010 No.4881432
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>>4881421

That's fun?

Enraging people that easily would be kind of fun. But like I said, the negatives outweight the positives.

Branded for your 4chan career with whatever you do wrong.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 14 00:41:45 2010 No.4881435 >>4881427 Yuuka is the youkai of flowers, a creature of nature and presumably fertility. Her being a slut is only natural, for a given level of slut. Note that I do not disapprove of this, as Yuuka is delicious.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 14 00:42:45 2010 No.4881437 >>4881420 I actually never notice the tripfriends in a thread unless I actually look for them. but that's me and I don't really care as long as I get a good laugh in the day.

>>	Koma !ZoSWhgaKAI Wed Apr 14 00:42:45 2010 No.4881438 File: 196 KB, 995x397, supertouhou.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4880466 >What would you do after ZUN makes his last touhou? Simple, learn coding and make my own game with little girls and magic.

Anonymous Wed Apr 14 00:43:45 2010 No.4881443
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>>4881427

To be honest...

I supported them and kept them going for as long as they did. I really thought they were pretty funny. I wasn't bothered by it as nothing could change my opinion.

Arcueid Brunestud IS A MIRACLE !ARCIkc4cG6 Wed Apr 14 00:44:45 2010 No.4881447

>>4881432

>negatives

There are none.

>Branded for your 4chan career with whatever you do wrong.

There is no -wrong- way to post on 4chan. If you genuinely believe the asspies who rage if things aren't going their way, you're taking it way too seriously

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 14 00:44:45 2010 No.4881451 File: 131 KB, 850x665, sample-54d44f4923fba88961ac60c7c3e10280.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4881437 Okay, fine. Eventually I'll get to making a tripcode. The hard part is making the name. Not the code. NO I'M NOT MAKING IT YUKA.

>>	Maplestory !pfuEiYtzFE Wed Apr 14 00:45:45 2010 No.4881454 >>4881432 so it was you. yea I agree, most people gets real annoyed (or pissed) by that. well, unlike the others, I can take jokes.

>>	NukuAnon !KkQuCBjG6M Wed Apr 14 00:45:45 2010 No.4881455 >>4881447 this, by Zun this.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 14 00:45:45 2010 No.4881459 File: 267 KB, 500x658, 7a8e315a0cc1c480cd7c97e092ab1f3e.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4881447 ...My opinion has been swayed. Like I said before. I'll get to it. I need to make a name though.

>>	NukuAnon !KkQuCBjG6M Wed Apr 14 00:46:45 2010 No.4881462 >>4881459 hope to see a new tripfriend soon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 14 00:48:45 2010 No.4881471 File: 946 KB, 1000x1180, 1270956836507.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4881462 Most of our tripfriends take their names from games or VNs. I can't make my name a character like that Remilia Scarlet fellow. It's just too borderline RPing.

>>	Koma !ZoSWhgaKAI Wed Apr 14 00:49:45 2010 No.4881478 File: 45 KB, 233x234, 1259908743237.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4881459 yay, new tripfriend soon.

>>	Arcueid Brunestud IS A MIRACLE !ARCIkc4cG6 Wed Apr 14 00:49:45 2010 No.4881479 >>4881471 people roleplay all the fuckin time on /jp/, seriously They do it stealthy-like nowadays, taking over threads that are -supposed- to be image threads. I don't even think people would notice or care.

>>	NukuAnon !KkQuCBjG6M Wed Apr 14 00:50:45 2010 No.4881483 >>4881471 Then be like me, just grab gibberish from the back of your skull and go with it. I just thought one day, what should I use, and i thought of the word Nuku(no I did not misspell noko)

Anonymous Wed Apr 14 00:51:45 2010 No.4881487
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>>4881479

Fucking hell.

Why do you have such good points?

No one will care what I post, what name I choose, or what I post with on an imageboard.

If they do care and get mad then they are just idiots.

I get that now.

>>	NukuAnon !KkQuCBjG6M Wed Apr 14 00:51:45 2010 No.4881489 >>4881479 mostly just don't care, the ones that do are ragers and sagers.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 14 00:52:45 2010 No.4881496 >>4881471 How about some version of "Yuka is my waifu"? It's not RP.

>>	Tripfag McGee !NHqdxYQAec Wed Apr 14 00:54:45 2010 No.4881503 >>4881281 His hand/Aya sex doll (COMING SOON TO A COMIKET NEAR YOU) don't count.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 14 00:54:45 2010 No.4881504 File: 371 KB, 656x732, 1b6a00ae835ea2911ef325117614e540.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4881496 I could. I could probably just encorporate Yuka into the tripcode. Still. Name. Still. Stuck at the name.

Arcueid Brunestud IS A MIRACLE !ARCIkc4cG6 Wed Apr 14 00:54:45 2010 No.4881505

>>4881487

PROTIP:

I say I hate characters that I actually like for two reasons.

One, because if they were real, they'd love that. Bitches love it when you tease them. You know like how boys pick on girls they like in school? Yeah.

Two, it lets me know whether the character's fans are silly asspies who take everything personally. With me, nothing's personal. It's never personal. I don't want to be around fags who take shit personally. So I know to avoid them, or they keep away from me. Win/win situation.

Never take anything personally. It's the Internet. Shit, it's fucking 4chan. You and I are retarded for even talking about this. I feel dumber for having to explain basic shit like this.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 14 00:55:45 2010 No.4881510 File: 67 KB, 580x720, 1237682337047.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4881505 Fascinating.

Otamega !!vJTN7tClacx Wed Apr 14 00:55:45 2010 No.4881511

Hell, I was originally a trip on /m/ known as Mieo Plato, I changed it after one of the others convinced me this fit better and then I came over to /jp/ after I read The World God Only Knows to see where the name Otamega came from now I only really browse /jp/

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 14 00:56:45 2010 No.4881512 >>4881505 what I really don't get is why a newfriend decided to come to /jp/, of all places. They usually crowd to /a/, don't they?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 14 00:56:45 2010 No.4881513 File: 472 KB, 600x650, 5a2f6b8eeb54d3947981563a2218a885.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4881505 I understood it about 8 posts back. Thank you though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 14 00:56:45 2010 No.4881517 Probably fap to something else.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 14 00:56:45 2010 No.4881518 >>4881345 This doesn't tell me how to get in hell! Look! It is not even on map!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 14 00:57:45 2010 No.4881523 File: 82 KB, 400x400, 065da5c2e7041fb001f20231727d3ce9.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4881518 Rape as many people as you can. Knowing Gensokyo, that would actually get you fame instead of infamy.

Arcueid Brunestud IS A MIRACLE !ARCIkc4cG6 Wed Apr 14 00:58:45 2010 No.4881526

>>4881512

>implying that /jp/ hasn't had a shitload of new users recently

I don't even know what's what anymore. I left /jp/ a month or so ago, I'm completely confounded by all these new dudes popping up around the place.

>>	NukuAnon !KkQuCBjG6M Wed Apr 14 00:59:45 2010 No.4881530 >>4881518 just ask Shikeiki!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 14 00:59:45 2010 No.4881534 >>4881523 But will it get me to hell? Mmmhh?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 14 00:59:45 2010 No.4881535 File: 131 KB, 400x600, 123ea26df2ed95949cff356c47c38126.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4881526 I came from /v/ ages ago. Ages = A year and a half. Now I just browse /jp/.

Koma !ZoSWhgaKAI Wed Apr 14 01:01:45 2010 No.4881539

>>4881512
I started my in /a/ loooong time ago but lurked for years, the threads got derailed so fast that there was no point in arguing or discussing anything, so i came to /jp/ posted as anon before bringing my /a/ trip over, i was into touhou started played the PC 98 ones and the rest, Lilly and Komachi i liked alot because they had scythes but Komachi's lazy laidback personality i could related to so i chose Komachi but cut the chi out. so ended with Koma.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 14 01:01:45 2010 No.4881541 >>4881534 Kill Suwako. She's a goddess, that'll get you in hell.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 14 01:03:45 2010 No.4881547 >>4881539 Jeez. That's simple and it looks unique. I'll probably give in and just put Yuka [securetripcodehere]

Anonymous Wed Apr 14 01:03:45 2010 No.4881551

>>4881438
Ok, going off topic from a thread that already went off topic, but you just picked at something that has been bugging my mind for a while now and I just can't help myself from bringing it up.

Over the past couple of months I've been extremely tempted to try to make a 3d Touhou game, using the Half Life 2 construction kit aka Source engine.

To save the work I'd have to do, it would be a linear-map game (aka shaped like long narrow tubes with borders on the sides) very much like the real Touhous, only you play it in first person. Maybe I could take a stab at making some locations non-fighting areas you can just walk around and have fun with/talk to peolpe in. Just have a limited noclip thing going for "flying", invisible sky-wall at or 100-200 meters up (so that you can make use of the ground if you want, have enemies shooting at you from the ground etc), replace the guns with hands and danmaku sounds/anis. The only problem would be making the spellcards /phases on bosses accurate (jesus christ that would be hard in 3d), this alone deterred me from seriously attempting it. I've considered just having a much more simple method of having bosses move around and shoot quick bullets like your own, in varying patterns, changing from phase to phase as their "lives". Maybe with some obstacles on the ground to hide around, like for example the towers if fighting around SDM? That would also make it a very unique game as far as Touhous go, not just a sorta boring 3d clone of encounters we've all done already. I don't give a shit about trying to make it Japanese or seem Japanese-made, they can make language patches if they want, I'm not intending on making a weeaboo-ish "fake" fangame, like KS. Talking at encounters would just be through textboxes (obviously) and some very simple scripted events/cutscenes.

>>	Otamega !!vJTN7tClacx Wed Apr 14 01:03:45 2010 No.4881552 >>4881547 That's the spirit!

>>	Otamega !!vJTN7tClacx Wed Apr 14 01:05:45 2010 No.4881557 >>4881551 I support this idea.

>>	NukuAnon !KkQuCBjG6M Wed Apr 14 01:05:45 2010 No.4881558 >>4881535 I came from [a/ just around the split, posted as Anonymous for a long time but recently decided to pick up a trip. been trying to spread love and understanding since (surprisingly the most hated Trip along side mugen)

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 14 01:05:45 2010 No.4881560 >>4881552 Tomorrow, you should see a new tripfriend. Now, it's 1:05 AM and I have to get up in 4 hours. I think I should sleep.

>>	Koma !ZoSWhgaKAI Wed Apr 14 01:06:45 2010 No.4881566 >>4881560 >I think I should sleep. Sleep is good, Night.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 14 01:06:45 2010 No.4881568 >>4881560 >tomorrow >1:05 AM Well I failed. You get the idea though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 14 01:07:45 2010 No.4881571 >>4881541 Better to. I dont want to end up in heaven. Though i dont enjoy to kill little girls. But anything for one way ticket to hell.

>>	NukuAnon !KkQuCBjG6M Wed Apr 14 01:07:45 2010 No.4881574 >>4881547 try Yu~Mi or something. you know YUka kazaMI

Anonymous Wed Apr 14 01:07:45 2010 No.4881576

>>4881551

(continued)

A Touhou-strike (counter strike with touhous) mod would be pretty easy though, although there would require a ton of coding. Unlike normal CS where you pick 4 different skins on your team, it'd be a pull-down list of like 100+ skins, each one spawns with its own "gun" (aka default danmaku like how they have in the fighters) with the alternate fires being other danmaku. Re-done "guns" would be power-ups placed on the map, such as bombs (with a unique animation for each user) or upgraded danmaku.

The cool thing is if I used the HL2 engine I could just pull all the skins, sounds and anis from the single-player 3df Touhou I outlined above, and use them as PC skins for Touhou Strike. I've been composing my own music for many years (not even kidding); I could have a totally original soundtrack for both games if no one else wanted to take a stab at it.

The not cool thing about this whole idea, and why I haven't actually done anything for it? It's a lot of fucking work; if done right the game would frankly outclass ZUN's efforts and make him look bad. Having to make/tex hundreds of models, do the coding and player testing... That would require a team of people to get the thing done, and it would likely have to be free, after all that fucking effort, in order to avoid getting any kind of outsider-party interference (like what got Vampirish Night cancelled). So just throwing it out there, because I'm betting I'm not the only one who has dreamt of making a fan-circle Touhou game.

Maplestory !pfuEiYtzFE Wed Apr 14 01:09:45 2010 No.4881585

>>4881551
I got no idea about steam games.
well, actually your idea sounds great. when I was playing counter strike a bit, they had a bleach zombie mod server.
If that's what you're talking about, then wish you luck. and people will enjoy it a lot.

>>	Otamega !!vJTN7tClacx Wed Apr 14 01:09:45 2010 No.4881586 >>4881576 If I was better at coding I would help, but I'm only good at hardware.

Anonymous Wed Apr 14 01:17:45 2010 No.4881619

>>4881576
These should/could be posted on the "projects" board on /bun/ to recruit... however, I have little faith that those guys would actually be much help; if they teamed up and pooled all their efforts they probably couldn't even draw a single good picture of Aya.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 14 14:59:45 2010 No.4884945 >>4881032 We would all be little girls?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 14 15:13:45 2010 No.4885010 i'll probably still be trying to get past level 4 of double spoiler. shit is HARD man!

>>	Yumi !9DgoFvvu/A Wed Apr 14 15:16:45 2010 No.4885023 File: 372 KB, 645x800, a2f97b1344d7903e616dc7d390f5d865.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4881574 This thread is still alive? Also, did this obviously.

Shanker Wed Apr 14 15:16:45 2010 No.4885025
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Alrighty. Got TWO for you.

Cirno and Aya. And for shits and giggles, Rumia.

What do?(not all at once, it's one or the other...although Aya might be up for something, hell if I know. Assume that for Cirno and Rumia, they are a bit older, but, still the same personality. )

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 14 15:29:45 2010 No.4885095 >>4881115 His only true precious is his love for beer. man, i would LOVE to get drunk with ZUN.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 14 15:45:45 2010 No.4885182 >>4885023 FINALLY I can filter your terrible posts.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 14 16:09:45 2010 No.4885341 >>4881115 >He said it in his emails and interview that he wishes to stay single and has no interest in those kinds of things. That's before his midlife crisis.

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