/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

If you had maids, would you make them wear uniform with long skirts or short skirts?

[Anonymous No.]

I prefer long skirts. Short skirts seem slutty...

[Anonymous No.]

Victorian maids are the best.

[Anonymous No.]

Long

[Anonymous No.]

Short if I'm the only one that will see it. Long otherwise.

[Anonymous No.]

Depends on the type.
If she is the dignified type, give her a long skirt.
If she is the hot foxy type, short is the best.
For a loli, you have to show her bare shoulders no matter what.

[Anonymous No.]

Short

[Anonymous No.]

Whichever they prefer
I dont care for either, but I assume It'd be harder to walk in a long skirt

[Anonymous No.]

Whatever they wear it's coming off at some point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5100205
Pretty much this. Although I wouldn't make them wear outfit which show their cleavage or belly button.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't care as long as they keep the place clean.

[Anonymous No.]

no skirts

[ZUN !barYV1VtIA No.]

>>5100205
Maid_Expert?!

Please impart us with more of your wisdom!

[Anonymous No.]

Why would Haru wear a maid outfit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5100243
She's an いい女, she has fashion sense.

[Anonymous No.]

Thanks for the new wallpaper btw.

[Anonymous No.]

That's actually a pretty hard question. I guess I prefer short myself, but I wouldn't want my maids to seem slutty. Also, I think maids with short skirts look a little bit silly.
Long it is then. I'll compensate by using mirroring floor materials.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5100258
Why is Haru such a perfect woman?

[Anonymous No.]

You know what I don't even care about the slut factor if they were my maids give me short skirts to look at.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5100292
It's obvious that you are the slut, Anonymous.
How crude of you.

[Anonymous No.]

why choose? both of course, alternating or just split them up and have them wear both

[Anonymous No.]

>Maid Expert (has been served by over 2,411 maids)

[Anonymous No.]

>>5100319
Either that guy is absurdly rich with huge ass mansion or he is just a bad master who can't appreciate his maids and fire them all the time...

[Anonymous No.]

Long seems elegant and dignified. You wouldn't like it if someone like Hesui was wearing tiny skirt as in the OP's picture.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5100319
You forgot the
>currently being served by:
part

[Anonymous No.]

I'd go for long skirts. And have her wear huge boots.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5100205
>For a loli, you have to show her bare shoulders no matter what.

No way, that looks terrible.
Alos, I can't wait to play that fucking game, OP.

[Anonymous No.]

Speaking as an upper class britfag who has maids around like 80% of the time, I gotta say that long skirts give a more dignified air. Short skirts are okay but tend to lead to heavy distraction, or the maid herself feeling uncomfortable unless she's purposefully being flirty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5101158

[Anonymous No.]

>>5101158
Do the maids dorm there or just come and clean type of deal?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5101158
You have "flirty" maids?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5100205

A. What game is that?
B. Is it translated?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5101180
Used to be the latter when I was a kid, but apparently these days it's cheaper to have like 3-4 live-ins for a place this size. They tend to stay a few years before moving on.

[Anonymous No.]

don't care as long as they are sluts

[Anonymous No.]

>>5101186
Noooot as such? It's complicated, they don't really 'flirt' but once you've known them for a while they can get pretty comfortable around you.

[VanDarkholme !Fm1nltMd1. No.]

>>5101192
1. G-senjou no maou
2. partially

[Anonymous No.]

>>5101192
Ikusa Megami Verita
And no, it's not translated.

[Anonymous No.]

I would let them wear any type they want. I would know which ones are cock hungry sluts that way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5101207
...how comfortable?

[Anonymous No.]

If I one day obtain a stupidly large amount of money, I would like to live a fantasy life for a week or so with hired slutmaids in a rented mansion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5101224
Uh, it varies I guess. Some tend to take the whole master-servant thing very seriously, so it's like a barrier, it's just a job, you know? But it's hard to live with people for over a year or more and not get attached, so eventually you get this sort of quiet understanding with them, you can see they're more relaxed. I'll admit it can get kinda cute sometimes.

[Anonymous No.]

Some will wear long.
Others will wear short.

I like both.

I'm more concerned with the shoes they'll wear. I want them to wear Mary Janes and no females with a shoe size over 9 allowed.

The smaller the feet the cuter the shoes look.

[Anonymous No.]

>Some tend to take the whole master-servant thing very seriously, so it's like a barrier, it's just a job, you know?

No, I don't know. If they were taking it seriously they'd obey your commands, if you know what _I_ mean...

[Anonymous No.]

>>5100184
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[Anonymous No.]

>>5101258
you're not supposed to make it so obvious that we want to know if he's banged his maids, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5101258
I doubt he would want to have anything to do with his 60 years old maids...

[Anonymous No.]

Build your mansion in Nevada, only hire whores for your maids. Let them know that at any time you feel like you'll fuck the shit out of them. Should be legal in Nevada.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5101258

You can hire maids that do everything, including that stuff, but pretty ones are really damn expensive. Normal maids don't fuck with their employers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5100186
Long skirts.

I would want them to feel comfortable though. So I would give them 5 or so uniform types to choose from. all having different skirt lengths but accessorized so that the tops could be interchangeable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5101258
>>5101285
Yeah, this. Upper class Britfag here again. They really don't do that kind of shit, it's not that sort of set up at all. I mean of course stuff does sometimes happen, because they're people like anyone else, and I like I said it's hard not to get attached to somebody who you live with for over a year. But it's not like that's part of what they're supposed to do or anything. Seriously, what did you expect?

[Anonymous No.]

Young and pretty maids with cute uniforms are only found in Japan. And they aren't even true maids.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5101269
If I ever get wealthy enough, I'll only hire attractive and loyal maids for my mansion, and maybe 1 granny maid + old butler Jeeves that is required to wear a monocle at all times. I'd order the attractive maids to call me "Mastaa" and for Jeeves and granny maid to call me "obocchama."

That's it, this is getting exciting. Life is going to be sweet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5101285

Sex maids are very popular in China. There are even tax reliefs for their services.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5101309
>Mastaa
Why would you do that? That makes it sound really cheap like some bad vampire anime or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5101311
Really?
source?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5101301
>stuff does sometimes happen
ANON CONFIRMED FOR MAIDFUCKER

[Anonymous No.]

>>5101324
No dumbfuck. Do you think the CCP will give anybody TAX RELIEF? I guarantee you, they are TAXED.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't really like maids that much.

Is there something wrong with me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5101325
Like, once. Ever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5101336
Pics?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5101330
how about getting a subsidy for purchasing one, China seems to like to do that often.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5101336

[Anonymous No.]

>>5101336
Hey, once is good enough. Was she pretty?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5101333
It's not a problem. Just not your fetish. Nothing to get depressed over because a lot of people like something your don't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5101344
Who the fuck would take pictures when having sex with his maid, and to post it on /jp/ no less?

[Upper-class Britfag !LeNVRihR7A No.]

>>5101344
>>5101353
>>5101354
Alright, I'll tripcode it up for the purposes of this thread only. Do you people actually want to hear the story or are you just clamoring for pictures of hot maids?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5101346
Applicable only for party members and have obtained a model worker award. Decisions to consider will be transferred to the Worker's Union of Scientific Development and should a decision be made to consider the responsibility will transfer to the People's National Congress for a vote. Those with a majority and a no less than 5 abstains will be considered and the subsidy will pass to the Provincial General Political Officer of Correct Thought then passed to the local Party Secterait of the Workers Union and you will recieve your subsidy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5101364
Tell, tell!

[Anonymous No.]

>>5101364 Do you people actually want to hear the story
Do you seriously have to ask?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5101358
People who post on 4chan. Obviously.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5101364
Of course, I'm quite interested. You lived the dream, man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5101285

I seriously wonder why girls who want to become prostitutes don't become sex maids instead.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm quite fond of the "japanese maid" aesthetic, i.e. kimono+apron.

[Anonymous No.]

Oh yeah. Please tell. Graphic details are unnessary.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5101385

[Anonymous No.]

>>5101364
>Britfag
>clamoring

Don't britfags usually spell -or words with -our?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>5101388
She looked pregnant to me from the thumbnail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5101385
My favorite maid style as well

[Anonymous No.]

>>5101364
It's story time!

[Anonymous No.]

Waiting for Upper-Class Brit-fag to deliver.

[Upper-class Britfag !LeNVRihR7A No.]

Alright then, here's what happened.

I guess you could do with some background first to understand the kind of relationship that builds up. When you're a kid in a proper old-style aristocratic family, you're very much a subordinate. The serving staff are as well, but in a different way, so you tend to build up a kind of understanding with them, especially when you're in your teens. This is exactly what happened to me, parents are very strict and distant, hold money over my head all the time, cause problems. But the maids? Well, I got to know them all, as you know in that sort of situation.

Now, maids come and go like I said, some stay for less than a year, some stay for a long time. One maid, let's call her ... Alice (not her real name, but it'll do), joined the household when I was 16, I think. Now she stayed for a long time (she's still here in fact), and she was the closest to my age (she must have been like 23-24 when I was 16, I guess). So, as you do, I ended up with a sort of comfortable understanding around her. I was an awkward growing young man, she was a woman in her early twenties, we're both at the lowest rungs of the social structure in the house, so of course there's a little bit of chemistry, but it all goes unsaid in those situations, because of the master-servant barrier. She was (and still is) very pretty. Well, at least to me. I guess objectively she's only about a 7/10 or whatever, but when you're in that sort of situation and you end up knowing somebody like that it makes them more attractive. She's about 5ft2, blonde hair, freckles, kinda flat. Cute, you know? Not smoldering or sexy but just ... cute.

So, she's there for a couple of years, I hit 18 and head off to university. And ...

[Anonymous No.]

>>5101407
/jp/s bedtime story time are usually the best times.

[Anonymous No.]

>(she must have been like 23-24 when I was 16, I guess)
Straight shota WOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.]

>>5101428
Sound like a generic hentai manga...

[Anonymous No.]

Even though this is all probably bullshit, I'm still interested. Please continue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5101428
I come from a fairly well to do American family, we have housekeepers though my dad grew up with live in maids. Still, this is sounding rather familiar. Especially the "holding money over my head' part.

Goddamn rich people are assholes wherever you go.

[Anonymous No.]

Please continue. Are you a tory?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5101463
I'll add, all our housekeepers came several times during the week, spoke spanish only, and wore sweat pants. Not fun, not fun at all.

[Anonymous No.]

I wish I grew up in a rich family. Sucks having to work 9-5 to make ends meet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5101474
That's what you get for being an idle failure. Enjoy your Kaiji.

[Upper-class Britfag !LeNVRihR7A No.]

>>5101428
When I get back from university the following summer, I'm a bit of a mess. University sucked, no friends, upper-class life had in no way prepared me for the real world, real people, etc etc blah blah you get the picture. I put a brave face on it when I came home for Christmas and Easter holidays, but in the summer I sort of collapsed a bit, probably depressed, whatever, parents don't notice it.

Alice did notice, oddly, and I think she didn't know what to make of it. Of course, we were unspoken friends, of a kind, so I figure she wanted to cheer me up. Little things, a extra smile here, waiting a moment longer when I was in the room, a few words of encouragement about totally irrelevant things. Nothing major ... unless you're used to very set and formal behavior from the serving staff, then it seemed kinda out-of-place. I was so fucked up at the time I didn't realise until later.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5101482
>That's what you get for being an idle failure.
>implying one has control over what kind of family they're born into.

[Anonymous No.]

Who would've thought /jp/ was home to characters of such an affluent background.

Chalk one up for nature over nurture, I guess.

[Upper-class Britfag !LeNVRihR7A No.]

>>5101488
So one night I'm sitting up in bed, feeling like shit, and ... she just turns up. Probably heard me talking to myself or crying or something, I'm not sure what exactly I was doing that night, but she turns up, in the middle of the damn night, in her pajamas. Now this was pretty surprising, and it kinda clicked for me then what was going on. She sat down on the bed and we talked for like and hour or more. I won't go into that, but to cut a long story short, we ended up kissing after a while. I'm not sure if she was just trying to cheer me up or if she wanted something more, but we kissed, cuddled a bit, and eventually she got curious and explored a bit and ended up blowing me.

Now this was a huge taboo, I wasn't really sure what to do, and for days afterwards I was afraid somebody would find out or she would regret it and get me in trouble. I mean she would have had to slip out of her room and then back again afterwards without waking anyone, maybe somebody heard? And what if she was just gold digging, so to speak, what if she was going to get me in trouble? But nothing ever happened, we stayed close friends. Well, as close as you can be in that kind of situation.

[Anonymous No.]

Just a blowjob? How disappointing.

[Anonymous No.]

You will never be the young master in a rich household.
;__;

[Anonymous No.]

>>5101494
A little less exciting than I imagined, but I still have to ask...

Did she swallow?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5101494
So no sex? ;_;

[Upper-class Britfag !LeNVRihR7A No.]

>>5101517
Without even having to ask, yeah.

[Anonymous No.]

I think this is a lot more exciting and romantic without coitus...

[Anonymous No.]

>>5101528
Slut

[Anonymous No.]

Thanks for the tale, chap.
I quite liked it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5101528
So what happened on the next day? and the days after that? Did you get awkward around her or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5101528
Awesome. I'm proud of you, even if you didn't actually fuck her.

[Upper-class Britfag !LeNVRihR7A No.]

>>5101540
Did I? Of course, I didn't know what the fuck to do, or what I was supposed to do, or what she wanted out of the whole thing. She just acted like normal, but still favored me with those little extra touches and stuff, a smile here and there, etc. I calmed down after a week or so. She's just naturally affectionate these days, like I said, we're pretty close for the situation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5101565
How often do you leave the house?

[Anonymous No.]

Riveting tales chap.
Just wondering what is an upper-class aristocratic britfag doing in /jp/ anyway?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5101565
Why don't you turn the volume up a notch? Secretly, of course. I'm sure after living there for so many years, you'd know how to sneak around well. If something goes wrong, you can elope with the maid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5101573
And leave his cushy lifestyle of not having to work?
Fuck fucking the maids. She's not worth it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5101474
rich American family dude here. It sucks shit. My parents control my life with money. They make promises to me ... for example, my mother wanted me to go to the same christian university her brothers went to so my parents promised me they would pay for everything so long as I went to that school. Moved back east to a town where my grandparents live and they paid for only a little and insisted that since her brothers didn't need a car to get around (lies, my grandparents bought each of their kids a car for college) and they paid their own tuition (lies again) that the only thing they'd pay for is rent. Put me in the most expensive living environment they could find near campus then only paid rent for 6 months telling me it was my responsibility to pay for housing which meant within 6 months they'd broken every promise they made, abandoned me in this shithole where I guess at last my grandparents still live, with no transportation to find work outside a town of population 20,000 and expected me to finish my education. THEN when I failed to graduate within 5 years they called up to tell me that I was cut from the family trust fund which I'd been using to try and pay for some living expenses while going to school because ... get this ... I haven't finished school.

Having money doesn't mean shit when your parents use it against you like that. Having rich parents usually means having asshole parents.

[Anonymous No.]

Yes, chum chum. Colours and exquisite tea pots! Maids and monocles! Quite the fable ole chap.

SUDDENRY, /jp/ IS FULL OF FAGGOTS.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5101572
Internet is a formidable thing. It transcends everything, classes, races, genders, sexuality, nationality. Nothing, nothing can stop its influence, even the upper-class British aristocracy...

[Upper-class Britfag !LeNVRihR7A No.]

>>5101569
Now and again, why do you ask?
>>5101572
Same thing you are, Anonymous, reading VNs and watching anime.
>>5101573
Goddamn fucking shitcunts no. You have no idea how much I would love to go out there right now and try putting the moves on her to see what happens, but too many things could go wrong. It's not worth the risk, yet.

[Prof. Anonymous !Ge55NoG1Cg No.]

Good story there, Britfag. Would reread again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5101565
So what did your maids wear as uniforms, in detail, then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5101584

Wow...that does suck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5101584
You just have to learn how to be manipulative like they are.
Go play KOTORII, internalize Kreia's teachings.


>>5101594
Well, if I was wealthy and had maids to do everything for me, I'd just stay in my room, glued to the computer until I died.

[Anonymous No.]

/jp/ - Tea Sippers and Maid Fuckers

WE'RE AN AMAZING BOARD

[Anonymous No.]

>>5101594
If there ever comes a time she decides to quit, you should go for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5101594
Is she live-in? How often does she leave the house? Does she have a boyfriend?

[Upper-class Britfag !LeNVRihR7A No.]

>>5101598
Nothing as fancy as you might think. Black skirt, white shirt with a black waistcoat over the top, white apron as well if they're doing something like cooking. Black stockings underneath.

[Upper-class Britfag !LeNVRihR7A No.]

>>5101622
Yes. Few times a week, she has friends and stuff. And no, not that I know of, she's here every night. It takes a special kind of mentality to live like they do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5101618
He didn't even managed to fuck her, just a blowjob.
Still, that's more action than I would ever gat

[Anonymous No.]

>>5101630
How rich are you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5101594
>Goddamn fucking shitcunts no. You have no idea how much I would love to go out there right now and try putting the moves on her to see what happens, but too many things could go wrong. It's not worth the risk, yet.
Just how bad could it get?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5101631
It was a generalization son. Maid fucker sounded better than "getting maid blowjobs" anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5101626
>Black stockings

[Anonymous No.]

>>5101600
It's even MORE fun when you read about how my twin brother decided he didn't want to go to school, gave my parents the finger, and went to the bay area Cali. After a year or so he called up my dad and said that he knew they'd set aside money for our education and he didn't want to go to school so the money should be his to spend how he wanted. So my dad pulled out $50,000 and handed it to my brother who used it to put a down payment on a house and spend his time in bars where he met a rich chick, married her, and now owns a boat and a corvette and works for his father in law's business.

What do I get for actually doing what my parents asked? A load full of shit. Though I haven't gotten my mother to admit it I'm almost certain that her gripe isn't because I never finished school, but because I never got married. She keeps complaining that at $20k a year it's too expensive to pay my tuition so I need to get student aid which is impossible when your parents are wealthy.

If I were an outgoing asshole like my twin brother maybe I'd be better off but I'm too non confrontational.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5101645
Tell them to fuck off and shut yourself in your room.
That's what I'd do.

[Upper-class Britfag !LeNVRihR7A No.]

>>5101634
I don't even know exactly. A lot. Old money. Huge estate, blah blah this isn't even related to the topic.
>>5101637
If found out? Kicked out, cut off, possible legal things about abuse of position, she'd lose her job as well and I don't want that to happen. Not yet, not until something changes, if ever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5101655
Do you own a castle?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5101645
Your brother should be commended for being able to survive in the Bay Area with those house pr-

>So my dad pulled out $50,000 and handed it to my brother who used it to put a down payment on a house

Oh never mind, go kill that fucker.

[Anonymous No.]

The true otaku answer is naked apron.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5101494
Please, go into more detail about the act itself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5101661
Impractical and looks slutty. It would either make the maid eternally embarrassed, or she'd get used to it, and why would you want to make more women slutty when there's already an excess in the world?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5101584
>>5101428

I'm from an old aristocratic Polish family, few of my far relatives are in our school history books and a saber of my ancestor is on exhibition in our greatest museum. But my family lost almost all of it's wealth during uprisings and world wars so we are just moderately rich people with big house right now, nothing like mansion with servants. But my grandparents lived in a big mansion before II World War and I heard a lot of stories from that time. And I saw old black and white pictures of their maids.

And yes, most people with aristocratic lineage are really retarded bastards. I'm lucky because my parents are fine, but my father's two brothers are completely fucked up. I feel your pain guys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5101645

I see where you're coming from but still being in a rich family would be better than being broke,not having money for things you enjoy and having to struggle to keep your necessities.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5101680
As a disgruntled poor guy forced to abandon the sweet fruit of NEETdom to get a job, I envy their pain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5101655
If "something changes", be sure to let us know!

[Anonymous No.]

>>5101685
In the end, I guess it sucks being on either end. Just being in the middle and living at a mediocre pace seems to be the best.

[Anonymous No.]

What do your parents do that allows them to hold money over your head, but prevents you from getting money the same way?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5101685
I guess so, and my uncle is a nice bastard. He buys my cousins new cars about every 3 years, bought my grandparents a new car for Christmas and often helps support me here since he knows my mother is crazy and full of shit. Plus I have access to his home theater whenever I want and he gives me free computers (I have 3 atm). So being from a rich family I guess you at least have support from non parents.

Still I wish I were my roommate, since my parents put me up in the wealthiest student housing they could all my roommates over the years have been from rich families. One guy gets a new computer whenever he asks, a new car about every 2 years, and hasn't done a thing for all the 6 years I've known him. Since his father owns the apartment complex technically he 'manages' this apartment which means every month I give him an envelope with money in it and he goes back to gaming. Living the dream man, living the dream.

[Anonymous No.]

Short skirts so they blush while hiding their penises.

[Anonymous No.]

Hey britfag, can you post a pic of your maid? Not like she'll ever find out about it...

[Anonymous No.]

>>5101740
Seconded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5101740
If I cared about someone, I would never post pictures of them without consent. But hey, don't blame you for trying.

[Upper-class Britfag !LeNVRihR7A No.]

>>5101658
No. That would be pretty cool though.
>>5101664
Alright, alright, I guess I can. We ended up cuddling like I said, and being a horny young man I got hard, very fast. She found this endlessly interesting, asked me all sorts of things like did I find her pretty and what does it feel like holding each other and do I masturbate and ... yeah you can imagine. I told her that I was turned on by her, she was hot, and I was turned on by how she was treating me. She got all embarrassed at first and I really, really didn't want her to leave or make her uncomfortable, so I sort of brushed it off and said that attraction doesn't always have to mean wanting to fuck, something like that. I remember this part really clearly, because I said that and then she just says "But you do want to, right?" And then puts her hand in my underwear.

I was sitting up in bed so she sort of nestled in between my legs and popped it out to suck on. She was very, very clumsy, had no idea what to do, so I just showed her how to move and she went with the flow. Kept asking me 'what does this feel like?' and 'is this right?'. I suppose she was really focused on pleasing me, like I said it takes a certain kind of person to be a maid in the first place, so maybe that kind of attitude carries over into things like sex.

Anyway, this goes on for a while and then she's really surprised but actually kind of happy when I went off in her mouth. I don't know how much of that was an act, but she did swallow it all and lick me clean, and then go back to cuddling. She was really curious about what it all felt like, just kept talking until she had to go back to her room.

[Upper-class Britfag !LeNVRihR7A No.]

>>5101740
lolno. It's one thing to tell you people about it, it's another to put a picture on the internet where it'll get passed around. Sorry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5101752
Question: How are is she now? Still hittable?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5101711
My dad writes textbooks. He got a degree in engineering and it's what he does. My mom's family is wealthy back pretty far. All they expected their daughters to do is marry rich. My uncle owns his own cosmetics business and sells cosmetics overseas. He asked me to learn Japanese because it's a pretty good market for cosmetics and I like anime. He says he'll pay me good but I'm so damned lazy I still haven't finished school. Plus tuition is a bitch, plus I don't work. I got back on my family's trust fund almost a year ago when I made some negotiations with my father to finish school but the story still stands, they'll likely cut me off again when I do something they don't like.

[Anonymous No.]

Can I be your butler, rich anon?

I've played both Bullet Butlers AND Kimiaru, so I feel I am qualified.

[Anonymous No.]

Long. I won't employ sluts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5101766
A femanon? /jp/ is so fucked up right now...

[Anonymous No.]

>>5101779
I am male, very definitely, sorry if I made you think I was female. I suppose it's the comment about my grandparents only expect their daughters to marry rich. Since I'm not female, that's not possible.

[Upper-class Britfag !LeNVRihR7A No.]

>>5101761
She's ... 28, I think, now? Yes, very hittable. Cute as a button, like I said.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5101766
Then listen to your uncle and learn japanese. As if the prospect of being able to read doujins, play VNs, and even translate some shit wasn't good enough a reward (which it isn't), you'll get paid really well to do it.

In the meantime, I have to apply to 15 different stores for a job so that I don't die after getting kicked out of the house by my parents.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5101786
Then what are you doing? Do something about that relationship of hers and yours, if she is still single

[Anonymous No.]

>>5101794
But damned if I want to sell cosmetics all my life. I dunno, my uncle's pretty good at it, I hate people though so trying to sell them anything is pretty hard. He has his own kids to worry about too so it's not like I can do well and inherit the business or anything which is another way rich people make their money.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5100186
Short

[Anonymous No.]

>>5101736
>I guess so, and my uncle is a nice bastard. He buys my cousins new cars about every 3 years, bought my grandparents a new car for Christmas and often helps support me here since he knows my mother is crazy and full of shit.
holy shit
sounds almost EXACTLY like my life
the difference is that my uncle wants me to marry my cousin

I've been living with them for two years now while I attend university and my cousin has a thing for me and my uncle is completely fine with it and keeps trying to push me into getting into a relationship with her

[Anonymous No.]

A skirt covering about 3/4 of the part above the knee would be best. Thigh-high stockings.
-
I can't really imagine having maids doing everything.
How I'd ever get enough money for a big enough place that'd require me to hire people to make it look nice is beyond me.

Being hired as a butler or a private driver seems more likely.
Maybe if I join the military after I get my bachelor's I can become a bodyguard later.

I guess serving people would be easier for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5101817
What's he get out of you marrying your cousin?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5101585 SUDDENRY, /jp/ IS FULL OF FAGGOTS.
We were doing fine until you appeared.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5101822
A higher chance of a son in law he approves of, maybe?

Inbred grandkids? I'm not much into genetics.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5101752
So I take it you enjoyed it, even in all its awkwardness?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5101817
Is your cousin pretty? And how's her personality?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5101817
Is she attractive?
If so I can only advice you to do it.
You will never get a second chance like this, you would have to be a fool not to take it.

[Upper-class Britfag !LeNVRihR7A No.]

>>5101831
I enjoyed the hell out of it, of course. Who wouldn't?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5101822
I don't know but their whole family has a hardon for me.
It's my Uncle & Aunt 3 Female cousins, 2 older, 1 the same age as me ( the one they want me to marry), 2 sons 1 older and 1 younger than me.

they all adore me and keep trying to push us together
my uncle tries the hardest, though

[Anonymous No.]

>>5101829
Genetic diseases from inbreeding don't usually occur until three or four successive inbreedings.

That said, what is your cousin like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5101829
>Inbred grandkids? I'm not much into genetics.

[Anonymous No.]

Suddenly I feel like drinking.

A lot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5101856
Life is unequal, isn't it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5101827
>SUDDENRY, /jp/ IS FULL OF FAGGOTS.
>Suddenly
>implying we weren't always here

I can't tell if this is a troll or someone who is new here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5101842
"All"? As in, the younger children too? The aunt I can see doing it, as she likely gains whatever the uncle gains from your entering their family, but, unless the younger ones just follow suit with their parents' desires (similar to 'X and Y sitting in a tree~') without really knowing why they urge it.
Unless you two really do suit each other, they likely have something (probably monetary) to gain from such a joining.

Not that that's bad, but it's good to informed than blindly used.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5101868
Just get over it, and no one really paid attention to it anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

somewhat short, not a "miniskirt" though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5101840
Good point. You've made me sad that I'll never know what it's like to cum in a cute maid's mouth ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>5101829
>>5101833
>>5101836
>>5101843
My cousin is your generic blond hair blue eyed white american, shorter than me at 6'1 foot tall, thought I don't know her exact height she's fit and pretty, thought I'll be honest, I don't hold much interest in real women
this isn't a whole HURR DURR 3D PIG DISGUSTING thing either

if we're talking genetics I don't think there'd be any problems since my mother is a half sibling of my uncle
they share the same father while my mother was born to my hispanic mother

[Anonymous No.]

>>5101899
>mother
I meant to say grandmother

[Anonymous No.]

>>5101856

Cheers.

[Anonymous No.]

I'd rather have Genji over Shannon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5101899
When I asked what she was like, I meant her personality. Does she like you? Her parents could be urging you two together to support her interest in you, but that seems a bit much for what might be a simple crush, plus, if the rich are assholes to their own kids, it would be, objectively, more profitable for her to marry someone of higher status with a more profitable future.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5101930
>personality
she's clean, polite and she keeps trying to get into my hobbies, though right now I only share manga with her and I probably won't go past that
I really don't know how to explain her personality since I don't know her well myself, aside from living in the same house with her

>Does she like you?
yeah she does
it's obvious to anyone even me that she likes me

[Anonymous No.]

>>5101840
I have $30 to buy myself food a week. How does it feel to be rich and have a maid

[Upper-class Britfag !LeNVRihR7A No.]

>>5101970
It feels good, but don't get me wrong, I don't buy into the political philosophy of my class, or my parents. I voted Liberal Democrat and I'm quietly a member of a communist party here in Britfagistan. Sure I might not be able to do any good but I can at least make a few people's lives slightly better.

[Anonymous No.]

itt

[Anonymous No.]

I want to employ a pair of lesbian maids and watch them fuck each other every night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5101992
Shut up and go fuck your maid, already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5102061

You will never witness two maids grinding their pussies together and kissing passionately as they climax and collapse onto the bed forming a sweaty mass of breasts,tangled legs and barefeet before falling asleep in a tight embrace.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5101963
>she's clean, polite and she keeps trying to get into my hobbies, though right now I only share manga with her and I probably won't go past that
>yeah she does
>it's obvious to anyone even me that she likes me
Jesus fuck, that's an astounding combination of factors why the hell would you--
>>5101899
>thought I'll be honest, I don't hold much interest in real women
>this isn't a whole HURR DURR 3D PIG DISGUSTING thing either
--oh. Oh! Oh fuck, that sucks.
Well, best of luck, bro.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5102115
tl;dr

[Anonymous No.]

>>5100185
ｗ H Ｙ A R Ｅ ｙ Ｏ Ｕ S Ｔ Ｅ ａ L Ｉ N Ｇ c O Ｎ ｔ Ｅ ｎ ｔ Ｃ h Ｒ i s t o p H Ｅ R Ｐ O Ｏ l Ｅ ? H ｔ Ｔ p : / / 8 8 . 8 0 . 2 1 . 1 2 /

[Anonymous No.]

>>5102115

Wanna bet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5102142

Yes I do and if it happens I want a video.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5102115

It's not that expensive you know? I could do it tonight if not for the fact I'm saving up for the trip of my (sex) life to Thailand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5101992
Oh, wow, I just woke up and read this fascinating story. Some day, when you find her alone, go and hug her all of a sudden and say "thank you" to her. Then just leave the room and continue acting like normal.

[Anonymous No.]

>Half of /jp/ is from rich families

What the fuck is this shit?

>>5101992
SHOW THE MEIDO THIS THREAD

[Anonymous No.]

>>5102186
Fuck that, just tell her you want her. Even if you can't have her, you can at least let her know.

[Upper-class Britfag !LeNVRihR7A No.]

>>5102186
>>5102203
>>5102216
Dammit don't tempt me.

[Anonymous No.]

This have been the best thread on /jp/ for a long time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5102245
So, should we archive this?

[Anonymous No.]

After spending $30 on a mothers day gift, I have all of $50 in my bank account.

I want a maid...

[Anonymous No.]

>>5102239
Seriously, tell her you like her. She probably knows better than anyone that you can't get involved, but if you wait too long, nothing will ever come out of it even if the situation changes.

[Anonymous No.]

Oh god how I wish I was born when my family was still rich as fuck and owned few towns and over a dozen villages. I would only drink, have fun and fuck hot servants all the time...

[Anonymous No.]

>>5102263
Easymodo archive is back and working.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5102186 go and hug her all of a sudden
From behind of course.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5102319
I mean 4chan archive...

[Anonymous No.]

>>5102329
Yeah no. We don't do that shit around here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5102329
No, fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5102329
That's completely unnecessary when there's an archive of the entire board already.

[Anonymous No.]

If you were a girl from rich aristocratic family would you fuck your servants?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5102362
I am a girl in a rich family

i tried and I even asked him out, but he turned me down
he told me something about not being able to love

[Anonymous No.]

>>5102375
That means you didn't raised the flags properly. Play more otome games.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5102375
Kanon doesn't have a penis, Jessica.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5102375

Who cares about love? Just force him like a real ojousama! Ride him until his dick won't be able to get hard anymore. And then post pictures here.

Every man dream about being raped by a hot girl. Trust me.

[Bern !FAGetWqs1I No.]

>>5102239

Just elope with her. Take as much money as you can and leave the country, then settle down somewhere.

>>5102375

Fuck off Jessica.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5102375

...Mistress, do not discuss private matters in a place such as this.

[Anonymous No.]

Long skirt monday to thursday.
Short skirt friday to sunday.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5102375
>Female
>Not going for a female maid

That's why it didn't work out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5102406
>Every man dream about being raped by a hot girl

i read just the opposite most of them said they would be ashamed.

[Anonymous No.]

Goddamn it you rich guys have it easy. Just imagine if your parents were assholes holding everything against you as they already do, but they don't have any money. Also the rest of your family hates you because your parents are assholes. That is the bullshit that I have to deal with. You have no idea how good you have it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5102462
Faggots, all of them.

[Bern !FAGetWqs1I No.]

>>5102462

What is it called when you simultaneously want to be raped by a hot girl but know full well that you would be ashamed of it anyway?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5102482
tsundere

[Anonymous No.]

>>5102482
Denial

[Anonymous No.]

>>5100185
Ｇ o t o ｈ T T ｐ : / / 8 8 . 8 0 . 2 1 . 1 2 / ｆ ｏ Ｒ Ｍ Ｏ Ｒ E Ｉ ｎ f ｏ Ｒ Ｍ ａ ｔ Ｉ o ｎ O ｎ Ｔ ｈ Ｉ Ｓ ｓ U b J E Ｃ T

[Anonymous No.]

>>5102494
But this is a Meido thread, why would I want to know more about how Germans are taught English in school?

[Bern !FAGetWqs1I No.]

>>5102489

Denial of what?

That's still part of the fetish, at least for me. I'm not sure why, but I want to be made some hot girl's bitch because of that humiliation factor...that and dominant women are hot.

[Bern !FAGetWqs1I No.]

>>5102501

Because Kimmo's fucktarded bot says so.

[Anonymous No.]

Thank you /jp/, this thread really cheered me up after day at work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5102462
As long as she'd fall asleep next my drugged self and stay there until I woke up and got able to get on my feet, I think it'd be much easier to accept.
Everything would be alright if she cooked me breakfast as well, and I'd be willing to do it again.

Never knowing when your girlfriend drugs you would be exciting, would be a bit scary, so I'd rather just have sex with her willingly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5102506
>dominant women are hot.
Even as a virgin I can tell you that this does -not- apply to all dominant women.

[Anonymous No.]

man, /jp/ has so many stories that can be turned into potential h-manga; this one, that MILF incest story, the 3 a.m. loli imouto time.
Who need /h/ when you have /jp/.

[Anonymous No.]

this is great, we need to archive it

>>5102239
they're right, do something about it before, god forbid, you lose her to some faggot
at the very least let her know, make some excuse to go out when she does and stalk her then catch her alone and tell her at the very least if you can't do it at home.

but i think you should do this >>5102186 too, because it is incredibly cute, make sure it's from behind like anon said

WE'RE ROOTING FOR YOU!

[Anonymous No.]

>>5102506
A true masochist hu? As expected from a fellow Bernfag.

You will never be raped by Bernkastel ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>5102726 the 3 a.m. loli imouto time.
I need more info

[Negro Anon !2PVlPMrKQA No.]

Long skirts. The kind I can hide under when they're not aware or standing idly. Then I'd go "boo, I'm under your skirt. Isn't it hilarious?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>5102850
No, that's retarded. Why would you
>Negro Anon

I see.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5102839
http://archive.easymodo.net/cgi-board.pl/jp/thread/1375000#p1375003
just for you anonymous

[Bern !FAGetWqs1I No.]

>>5102729

I'm not a...wait...maybe I am.

There's an anon over in /a/ who calls me Maso all the time for that very reason...also probably the reason why my online handle (at least here) has been solidified as Bern!FAG.

Have some edited copypasta, although it was fresh OC just last night.

You are now imagining Bern's lips sliding up and down your shaft, and the sensation of her tongue gently teasing the head as she slowly sucks you to an explosively good orgasm.

As you feel yourself getting closer and closer to cumming, you feel a strange sensation as Bern creates the Miracle of an extended orgasm. Soon, you are breathing hard, barely able to catch your breath- Bern has artificially held you right at the brink of ejaculation. You grab a handful of her hair as she continues sucking, her lips making it all the way down to the base of your shaft. You're desperate to cum, but Bern won't let it happen- her Magic of Miracles is too strong. You beg her between gasps for air to let you cum, but she won't. She continues for a few torturous minutes, and you notice that she's put one of her hands up her skirt and is rubbing her pussy vigorously. She's starting to breathe harder, and you can feel that the magic is wearing of. Your whole body tenses up as she shudders from her own orgasm, and the Miracle occurs. The last thing you remember before passing out is the most unimaginably amazing cumshot, and Bern withdrawing her mouth with a smug but satisfied look on her face, slightly giggling.

When you finally regain consciousness, you're alone in your room once again. ;_;

Not sure if this qualifies as rape, but I can see Bern doing something like this.

Polite sage for irrelevant post.

[Negro Anon !2PVlPMrKQA No.]

>>5102868
Its my fetish. Am I the only one on 4chan that has a long skirt fetish? One where I'm a shota and I can run between their long skirts and legs and giggle like a school kid?

[None !LAMbDA1WP2 No.]

>>5102936
Good lord!

[Anonymous No.]

>>5102875
Oh, I remember that "bet you can't fit my penis in your mouth". Somehow didn't remember the 3AM part though.
Thanks anyway kind Anon.

[Bern !FAGetWqs1I No.]

>>5102968

I only really changed two things: the name and the method. The original had Yukari altering the border of orgasm or some shit.

[None !LAMbDA1WP2 No.]

>>5103013
I think I've seen the original before, but your version is definitely hotter.

Reminds me of a dream i had once, except it was with Lambdadelta. Shit was so cash.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5102722
I think what most people mean is that women they would normally like are even hotter when they act dominant.

[Bern !FAGetWqs1I No.]

>>5103100

Pretty much this. You have a sweet and caring girl who acts all happy and normal when in public. Get her behind closed doors, and she pounces on you like a tiger, and you are no longer the one in control.

>>5103095

I've never bothered to write up any of my really vivid sex dreams involving Bern because I feel as if I'm above writing smut. The most clear one involves handcuffs, the admission to her that I'm nothing but her plaything, and feeling really violated by the end of it...yet strangely wanting much more. It ends with her telling me to be honest and admit that I enjoyed the humiliation...which I do, then I beg for her to do it again. She refuses and then laughs at my perverted request, but says that she might indulge me later if the mood strikes her. Then I wake up and ask myself what the fuck is wrong with me.

[Bern !FAGetWqs1I No.]

>>5103100

Pretty much this. You have a sweet and caring girl who acts all happy and normal when in public. Get her behind closed doors, and she pounces on you like a tiger, and you are no longer the one in control.

>>5103095

I've never bothered to write up any of my really vivid sex dreams involving Bern because I feel as if I'm above writing smut. The most clear one involves handcuffs, the admission to her that I'm nothing but her plaything, and feeling really violated by the end of it...yet strangely wanting much more. It ends with her telling me to be honest and admit that I enjoyed the humiliation...which I do, then I beg for her to do it again. She refuses and then laughs at my perverted request, but says that she might indulge me later if the mood strikes her. Then I wake up and ask myself what the fuck is wrong with me.

[Anonymous No.]

I remember a book I read when I was still a university student. It was written by a guy who was researching human sex for his entire life. His conclusion was that humanity was supposed to be slightly female dominated, but neolithic revolution fucked everything and turn it upside down plunging the humanity into an era of chaos and social discrimination we still haven't recovered from.

That guy was also researching things like the role of female orgasm or the varying penis sizes between races, nations and historic periods.

One of the best lectures I ever had.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5103100
I get it, I think.
But that would make me want to be dominated.

It's a fine line, though. I'd have to like people or get paid, or else I'd be resistant.

Being a servant for someone likable seems like it would be a really good job for me.

[Bern !FAGetWqs1I No.]

So...we've gone from preferred skirt length on a meido, to the drawbacks of living in a wealthy family, to a Britfag's tale of living the dream of romancing his own cute meido to the point where he's ALMOST a maidfucker, to sexual philosophy or whatever.

/jp/ - a clusterfuck of topics that barely relate to the original.

[Anonymous No.]

I really want to become a maid of some spoiled ojousama.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5103249
250 posts will do that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5103229 Being a servant for someone likable seems like it would be a really good job for me.
でしょ？

[Anonymous No.]

>>5103249
Welcome to /jp/

[Bern !FAGetWqs1I No.]

>>5103229

The best part of the domination kink is resistance. Being completely subservient is boring, and nobody wants that. Someone who's up for a challenge would LOVE dominating a resistant but still submissive partner.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5103259
>>5103263
I guess I'd rather work as a personal attendant than having a relationship.

Watching over a daughter of some rich guy, driving, being on-call duty 24/7, etc.

My loyalty is pretty much the only thing about me I'm proud of.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5103296

>My loyalty is pretty much the only thing I'm proud of

That you, Orange boy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5103310
What?
I don't get your reference.

[Anonymous ‮.tahw ‪‪‪‬ ‪‬ ‭‬ !Jones4ZrPA No.]

>>5103333
Code Geass, you missed nothing.

[Anonymous No.]

My maids wear sweats and t-shirts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5103346
If by "nothing" you mean "everything".

[Anonymous No.]

>>5103333

Code Geass. Jeremiah Gottwald, known as "Orange." Most distinguishing characteristic is his loyalty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5103355
If by "everything" you mean a shitty show that gained way too much mainstream attention.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5103346
I actually watched it, but that guy with the mask wasn't among the first 10 things to come up.

I just think it'd be nice serving a single family member of some family.
Of course I'd have to obey my employer who'd most likely be the man of the house, but just looking after a person in public and driving them places seems like the perfect thing for me.

Some military training would probably be needed before I could even get close to a job like that.
I guess I'm looking at a bodyguard rather than a gardener.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5103355
>>5103396
Take the trolling about anime /a/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5103396
Sounding kinda butthurt there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5103346

What are you talking about? That shit was awesome.

[None !LAMbDA1WP2 No.]

>>5103176
You lucky bastard. I wish I could have dreams like that more often.

[Anonymous No.]

>Maid thread
>Maid sex discussion
>Nobody suggesting to RAPE THE MAIDS
Am I really on /jp/?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5103511
Much to your surprise, we don't conquer neighboring countries and flash our shark teeth while going "GAHAHAHA, GOOD!" either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5103511
People were more interested in the fact somebody here actually had a sexual encounter with a maid to suggest rape.

[Bern !FAGetWqs1I No.]

>>5103530

Yeah, and at that point the option became "Tenderly love the maid."

[Anonymous No.]

>God Tier
Maid's with pants
>Might as well be a Prostitute tier
Maid's with short skirts
>Classy Tier
Maid's with long skirts

[Bern !FAGetWqs1I No.]

>>5103454

It's not really all that great. Half the time I wake up with my hands wrapped around my bedposts and it feels like I'd been crying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5103543
>>God Tier
>Maid's with pants

Maybe if the maids wore suits. Wait, that's be pretty extreme. DO WANT.

Black suit, socks, shoes, shirt, tie, hell yeah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5103529
Well, perhaps we SHOULD!

[Anonymous No.]

Emma is the only meido for me.
And if you've never seen Emma you have no taste in maids. Get out of here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5103557
I can count the erotic dreams I remember on one hand.

[None !LAMbDA1WP2 No.]

>>5103557
Really? Damn, that's pretty weird indeed.

[Suika !IbukilEbpY No.]

>>5103587
Emma is God tier.

[Bern !FAGetWqs1I No.]

>>5103604

Within context it makes sense. I'm usually handcuffed to the bedpost, and in case you forgot, I'm being RAPED in the dream. I'm more out of touch with reality than most people, so I can have incredibly vivid dreams that seem entirely real.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5103590
I can only remember one.
I was a girl and I was eaten out by another girl. The whole dream consisted of only that and it was in POV.

I woke up when I jizzed in my pants.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5103619
Good to know at least someone else on /jp/ has taste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5103511

Raping the maids is bad and you should feel bad.

[None !LAMbDA1WP2 No.]

>>5103629
Raped yeah, but raped by a hot witch!

Godamnit if something like that happened to me, it would be the best day of my life!

[Anonymous No.]

I love reading about the wealthier posters of /jp/. It's interesting to see the contrast between their lives and mine.
Even though I used to live in a castle before crossing the ocean for my studies, I've never seen a maid in person. My childhood was spent wandering alone in the house while my father worked. He never withheld anything from be, at least as far as resources went, but I guess that's to compensate for the fact that we lived our own separate lives while being the only two people living in a place that has around 20 bedrooms.

Despite sometimes earning one median salary a day, both of us live kind of like misers. He feeds on salad and I live off rice.

I wonder how it would be to live with the British kind of rich person.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5103636
So you got to be the little girl? Goddamn.

[Bern !FAGetWqs1I No.]

>>5103791


Did I say it was a bad thing? I'm guessing the fact that when I wake up it seems like I was crying is because of the very last part of the dream where I was begging her to rape me again.

[Bern !FAGetWqs1I No.]

>>5103835

That's actually a bit how I would live. I wouldn't be like that, but I would usually budget my spendings anyway and not blow everything that I have because LOL I'M RICH!

I'd buy nice amenities for myself so that I can live in relative comfort (TempurPedic bed and pillow, soft sheets, other pieces of comfortable furniture), have a really good entertainment system and PC gaming rig, but that's about it. I would get an okay car, and most of my food that I'd get would be just some grocery store shit. At least then I wouldn't have to worry about going through a gallon of milk every 2 days.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5103884
Getting milk every other day is the worst thing about living alone.

[Bern !FAGetWqs1I No.]

>>5103918

I don't live alone, but my roommates and myself have a policy about buying food; we only buy stuff for ourselves and not for the community. I go through a gallon (or more) of milk every 2 days because that's all I drink.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5103949
Oh, roommates. I don't think I could stand that after going to a boarding school for three years. Nothing makes you value an empty apartment like having to sleep with 6 people in your room for a few years.

[Bern !FAGetWqs1I No.]

>>5103965

I don't mind it since I live with people I've been friends with for years. My first room mate was horrible. I ended up annoying him to the point where he moved out.

Just as planned.

[None !LAMbDA1WP2 No.]

>>5103842
Ok, I understand now. Hell, I tought you were gay for a while.

have you bought your Bern dakimakura yet?

[Bern !FAGetWqs1I No.]

>>5104041

Can't. Currently living at home until I go to Japan, and even then I would think that I'd be hard pressed hiding it from my parents until I get settled into a new apartment a month later...and even then, I'd have to hid it from my normalfag room mates.

[None !LAMbDA1WP2 No.]

>>5104071
Man that sucks, damned normalfags!

[Satorin Komeiji !!2iqYZrZ3IOK No.]

I wish I had money...and a maid...and an exciting story to tell...;_;

Don't get any of that in the military.

Though long skirts > short skirts

[kuromatsu !uEjzVXUVtQ No.]

long

[Anonymous No.]

You think those things with Bernkastel are dreams?

[Bern !FAGetWqs1I No.]

>>5104448

You trying to say that they're not? That she really is raping me and I'm loving every second of it?

For that to be a reality, some sort of miracle would have to occur...oh...wait...

>Witch of Miracles

SO IT'S REAL!?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5104458
But that would require a miracle to occur, and the very nature of miracles require that they do not occur.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5104458

[Bern !FAGetWqs1I No.]

>>5104499

Bern can make miracles occur.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5104458
Magic isn't real. Witches don't exist.

[Bern !FAGetWqs1I No.]

>>5104547

S-shut up! You don't know that! Don't dash my hopes that Bern raping me might not just be all in my head!

[Anonymous No.]

>>5104566
"Hehhhehehehe, magic is cool. Burn, burn, hehhehehehe"
"Shut up, Beatrice"

[Anonymous No.]

(Witches removed my image upload)

[Anonymous No.]

>>5104596
I laughed way more than I should have.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5104566
..As a witch, they would be removed from existence is actually observed.

This is generally how must people classify the existence of the inhuman that are viewed as 'can't exist' in the world. Seacats, Toohoo, and many other things take this stance.

Obviously, if you were going to rape someone but couldn't be 'defined as existing', you'd have to do it in a way that'd seem to be a dream.

[Anonymous No.]

Filterguy here again. Updated the filter to include special character he's been using for the numbers. He's persistent.

pastebin dwat com/njU4cUj1

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder if this guy ever went any further with his maid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5107019,1
I'm not 100% sure and I can't be bothered to read, but a year or two ago I do remember a guy saying that he posted about his maid a while back, and he eloped with her.
Nobody seemed to care, but the post stood out to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5107019,2
Do you have a link to the post? Or any clues I can find it with?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5107019,1
Kissing cuddling and a blowjob isn't far enough for you?

[Anonymous No.]

I think I remember at least 3 anons with maids. Fucking richfags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5107019,4
No, it's not. I need to know more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5107019,5
I used to have 4 maids, then my uncle's company went in bankruptcy.

My uncle killed himself, he appeared in the news.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5107019,7
Sorry about your uncle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5107019,8
Thanks dude.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2109131/Im-huge-disappointment-Businessman-committed-suicide-900-000-went-missing-companys-account.html

[Anonymous No.]

Truely, an epic thread

[Anonymous No.]

feel never draw little animal on girl's stomach while she is sleeping