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>Feel the overwhelming urge to piss while on the street
>Walk into the nearest store, a GameStop joint
>Ask if I can use their bathroom
>Clerk tells me it's for customers only
>Buy a Magic the Gathering booster pack
>Says it's not enough
>Buy another
>He opens the door to the backroom and says that the toilet is somewhere at the bottom
>Backroom is dark as fuck, can't find the light switch so I just feel my way through
>Finally hit something solid and toilet-like
>Take a piss into it
>While on my way out I finally find the light switch
>Out of curiosity, I turn it on
>Turns out I pissed into a plastic box full of pristine stategy guides
>Scuttle away before anybody can notice

>> No.5109724
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sugoi hanashi, aniki

>> No.5109720

Not one of us. Get out, greenpiss-kun.

>> No.5109729

You should be able to tell what you're pissing on from the sound.

I'm so good at that, I can aim in pitch black using the water on water sound only, like a bat.

>> No.5109727
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Fascinating.

>> No.5109735

Greentext eh? Very nice. And how'd you get that, eh? By exploiting the workers. By hanging on to outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the economic and social differences in our society.

>> No.5109739

>>5109708
Go tell your story on /v/ you greentexting faggot.

>> No.5109742

FUCKING GAMESTOP

>> No.5109743

>>5109735
Suigin wishes he was smart enough to create a post like this. He saves intelligent posts in a text document and jumps onto opportunities to repost it in an attempt to make himself look smarter (except he looks fucking retarded).
2.5 / 5

>> No.5109749
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>>5109735
Did you finally sign up to the Socialist Coalition of Gensokyo, Suigin?

>> No.5109743,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>5109735
It's over. Suigin is now a part of the botnet. He is reduced to a mere spambot with no originality.
Well, I wish you happiness, Suigin. And say Hi to Derek to me if you see him in the botnet.

>> No.5109755

>>5109749
He signed up for the fucking retard coalition.

>> No.5109756

>>5109743
Copypasta eh? Very nice. And how'd you get that, eh? By exploiting the workers. By hanging on to outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the economic and social differences in our society.

>> No.5109760

>>5109743,1

You'll join us soon enough you miserable poltergeist (:

>> No.5109755,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>5109743,1
Botnet eh? Very nice. And how'd you get that, eh? By exploiting the workers. By hanging on to outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the economic and social differences in our society.

>> No.5109764

>>5109755
There are still people who take Suigin's sion-tastic posts seriously? Oh wow, you really disappoint me.

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>>5109760
D-D-Derek? Did you...

Did you just give a non-automated response?

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5109783

>walk into gamestop
>walk out of gamestop

FUCKING GAMESTOP

>> No.5109784

>>5109764
cry some more butthurt maggot. I've been harassing suigin for centuries now, time to go back to Encyclopedia Dramatica and study up on your anonymous is legion. noob.

>> No.5109785

>>5109743
I like Suigin :(

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>>5109784
Sionisms, so good~♥

>> No.5109794

>>5109781
ai is working great no virus (:

>> No.5109799

>Ask if I can use their bathroom
>Clerk tells me it's for customers only

AMERICA!

Here in Europe they have no problem letting you use their toilet, as a form of customer service.

>> No.5109802

>/v/.

>> No.5109804

>>5109791
Sion-fu is out of your understanding, fool. You know nothing, and you will disappear knowing nothing.

>> No.5109808

>>5109799
Well, we also have a functional health care system for years, unlike them, so you shouldn't be surprised that they're egotistical faggots.

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>>5109804
Oh, I do. I've been watching all you cultists and zealots from afar for a long time.

>> No.5109828

In America you pay for two Magic the Gathering booster packs in order to use the toilet in a public building.

The more you know~

>> No.5109830

>>5109799

here in italy they have to be customers friends :D they give me the promotional manifest of games when they don't use it

>> No.5109842
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5109842

If you think you know Sion YOU DON'T KNOW SHIT

>> No.5109843

>>5109842
do you really post on gbs

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>>5109842
Do you really use a shitty catchphrase like "play long play strong"?

>> No.5109856

Greentext on /jp/? You've fallen.

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>>5109843
You post in FYAD

>> No.5109873

>>5109847

I think the fact he's playing Valve games on the Xbox along with playing generic garbage like MW2 is a lot worse than PLAY LONG PLAY STRONG.

>> No.5109890
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5109890

Sion, you should get a symbol for your cult or something. Something simple but cool.

>> No.5109894

>>5109856
Complaining about greentext on /jp/? You've fallen.

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>> No.5109905

>>5109890
Take a symbol from the Scourge, maybe the Lich King's helmet. Since Sion is a plague that make /jp/ a living hell.

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>>5109890
Nah there isn't a need, you can smell those idiots from a mile away.

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