/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

Hey /jp/. Today is my birthday. What should I do as right now I'm browsing /jp/ alone in dark,closed room? Should I:-

1- Find a hooker or trap hooker
2- Buy a hi-fat birthday cake and eat it alone
3- Go outside for the first time in this month and enjoyed the sunshine and meet some nice people
4- Buy a nice maid dress and start crossdressing ?
5- Browse /x/ and trolled everyone with 'moot gonna closed /x/ for /jp/' thing.
6- Slit my wrist with razor or playing Russian roulette with loaded Beretta M92F...

I need some nice suggestion /jp/. (Pic somehow related to my current loneliness level)

[Anonymous No.]

3 then 2 then 6

[Anonymous No.]

7- Complain about ronery on /jp/

Don't worry, we all do it!

[Anonymous No.]

4 and 3 simultaneously

[Anonymous No.]

All of them

[Anonymous No.]

sage for blog thread

[Y10NRDY !kxh.1oTAkU No.]

Trap hooker, dude. Happy birthday.

[Anonymous No.]

>6- Slit my wrist with razor or playing Russian roulette with loaded Beretta M92F

Retardism.

Anyway, buy an ice cream cake and invite me over.

[Bern !FAGetWqs1I No.]

>>5461567

Go out and buy something nice for yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

4-3-2-1

[Anonymous No.]

6
I will be hanging myself on mine.

[Anonymous No.]

Cake is the best option.

[Anonymous No.]

Move to Pripyat.

[Anonymous No.]

2,3,6 in that order

[Anonymous No.]

2, but instead of buying the cake bake it yourself and eat it alone for up to 500% more roneryness.

[Anonymous No.]

Probably 6
Better things await in the beyond, my friend.
Safe travels to you.
And happy birthday.

[Anonymous No.]

Don't bother with 3, nice people don't exist. Just sit back and take it easy, friend.

You still live for your touhous, they will attend your birthday party once you get to Gensokyo, I promise. And remember, no crying until the end.

;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>5461646
Hey, don't say that, of course nice people exist... I had that job years ago and I knew a lot of people and- Oh fuck, forget what I said.

[Anonymous No.]

OP here. Thank you. I guess I know what should I do. After all, nobody will cries for me at all if I just vanished from this freaking life.

[Anonymous No.]

おめでとございます！

[Anonymous No.]

4- And look convincing
3- Troll some people in real life
2- Cake is good

[Anonymous No.]

Where do you live, OP?

[Anonymous No.]

Yay, I get to post this again. Anonymous seems to have a birthday every other week...

[Anonymous No.]

>>5461886
This. If you live near me we can play meido time together.
Or if you'd rather we can jump off a tall building together.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5461886

Some country in SE Asia where open crossdressing is illegal and punishable by caning thanks to stupid morality law.

[Anonymous No.]

>4- Buy a nice maid dress and start crossdressing ?
This.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5461911
>punishable by caning

That's a punishment?

[Anonymous No.]

4 and 2
Seriously, you deserve it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5461922
This, and then bake your own cake. You'll really feel like you accomplished something!

[Anonymous No.]

You can't just start crossdressing if you don't know what you're doing. Do you want to put an eye out or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5461960
He'll take out both eyes when he looks in the mirror.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5461926

>That's a punishment?

Yes, when you were strapped in wooden frame and get your buttock slashed by big,thick rattan. (Pic somehow related).Plus, I' m is as mild masochist,not extreme one. (Pic related)

[Yukkuri indeed. No.]

Grab a bunch of manga and a handful of cash. Go out to a mid-level restaurant. Settle down and eat nothing but appetizers, desserts, and adult beverages while you openly read your manga. Spend at least two hours there. Tip twenty-five percent.

...or

Load up a backpack with supplies. Go get lost on purpose. Go walking through a park, or something. So like 3, but without meeting nice people (that so rarely happens)

Or

Get on meetup.com and find some clubs that share interests with you. Boardgames, say. Also, maybe schedule an exam with mensa. They might be a valuable social club for you. I'm considering joining. I'm sure they've got plenty of socially awkward people, but the two guys I met who I found out were mensa members were never dicks or braggy about it. I wouldn't have even known if I hadn't recognized the symbol.

Or you can do what I do: Play through Shadows of the Collossus, Ico, Uru, and Portal. Read an entire series of Manga. Watch a Miyazaki movie. Marathon Kimagure Orange Road.

I don't urge 1. I've tried it many times, and the only times I didn't feel super depressed afterwards were when I went to a Soapland in susukino and enjoyed the 'bubble dance' but didn't orgasm. If you're much like me, you'll find the types of hookers you have access to now a bit...

"Why am *I* paying *you*?"

Also, Happy birthday, Anon. I'd take you out if you were in Oahu

[Anonymous No.]

Slit your wrists with a loaded Beretta.

That'll stop you typing, at least.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5461977
Fuck you.

[Yukkuri shite ite yo, you idiot. No.]

>>5461977
You mad?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5461968
That's pretty messed up.
It's kind of amazing to me, to remember that the majority of the world is still pretty primitive. I mean, corporal punishment, that's pretty oldschool.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5461971
>Oahu

Are you the guy with that stash of doujins and porn you were trying to sell, or the other guy that wouldn't accept it because he was too suspicious?

[Anonymous No.]

Happy birthday anonymous, but russian roulette requires a revolver!

[Anonymous No.]

>>5462075
The joke: X<-----------
Your head:--------->O

[Anonymous No.]

Do as I did when it was my birthday two days ago: proceed with business as usual.

[Anonymous No.]

I almost forgot to say, Happy Birthday OP... Even if things aren't looking good right now, please try to be happy.

If you decide to take your own life, I'll see you in Gensokyo, hopefully.

[No.]

Do 6. Then you might end in Gensioko.

[Anonymous No.]

Happy Birthday OP, and remember that you can always count with /jp/ in times of frustration.

[None !!F+uvZxsZeUq No.]

>>5462049
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

woah dude can't you just have a happy birthday with your family ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5462193
OP has no family.

[OP No.]

>>5462193
>>5462197

I've a family. But since my mother is j**k and my father is a** (But, I'm still loved them anyhow ), I celebrated today with nobody in my life realized what really happen in this date.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5462212
>j**k
>a**
kill youa're self

[Anonymous No.]

>>5462212
>j**k
Wait, what is this supposed to stand for?

[Anonymous No.]

Happy birthday

[Anonymous No.]

>>5462220

no u.

[Anonymous No.]

You should put on some smooth jazz and take it easy.

[Anonymous No.]

happy birthday op
>2- Buy a hi-fat birthday cake and eat it alone

cake is always a good option

[Anonymous No.]

>>5461567

OP here. Thank you. And thank you for all you suggestions. I loved you /jp/. Stay clean, goodnight and have a nice day.

[None !Nipaa0mi0. No.]

>>5461567
Fap to your waifu.

[Marisa Kirisame !MARiSADA4A No.]

Please enjoy your birthday.

I would try to go outside and enjoy the sun and meet people.
Later that night I would buy a nice amazing ice cream cake from dairy queen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5463487

Thank you Marisa. Sorry about posting this picture yesterday.

[Marisa Kirisame !MARiSADA4A No.]

>>5463501

[Anonymous No.]

I'm here for you, OP.

[Anonymous No.]

4 is all you need.

Post pics on /jp/

[Anonymous No.]

1, 2, 6.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5463501
That's just /k/ommando playing with his water gun.

[Anonymous No.]

Fap to /u/ or /y/

[Anonymous No.]

>>5461567
>playing Russian roulette with loaded Beretta M92F

Hi, Kagami, finally dropped your trip?
Anyway, your replica M92F won't do, use the razor instead.

[Anonymous No.]

OP again. Since I've been starring at /jp/ since 03:29 now I'm feel sleepy.Thank you to all. Goobye and have a nice day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5463628

I'm not Kagami, Just a guy who'd posted a thread about Mike Chappel on /k/ last week.

[Anonymous No.]

It's not your fucking birthday. Stop kidding yourself, fatty,