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/jp/, my armpits smell like sweet milk, and it's been like that for about 2 weeks. What the fuck is wrong with me?

>> No.5623200

How long haven't you taken a bath in?

>> No.5623199

my crotch smells like cola after not taking a shower for a few days

>> No.5623202

Can I lick your armpits?

>> No.5623209

You might be pregnant, when was your last period?

>> No.5623211

>>5623199
I've been trying to associate that smell for a week, cola sounds about right. Thanks bro.

>> No.5623215

>>5623200
I take a shower about every 3 days.

Usually my armpits smell disgusting, but for the last 2 weeks they had this sweet smell.

>> No.5623219

I see this Reimu's armpit and I wanna lick it.

I'm normal?

>> No.5623221
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5623221

Stop eating grass.

>> No.5623223

You are turning into a girl. If the smell ceases, you'll age as normal, but if it turns into any sort of flower (lily is most common), enjoy being the little girl forever.

Go shop for some frilly dresses and fresh tea.

>> No.5623224
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5623224

My crotch smells like salami.

>> No.5623236

>>5623224
Mine too.

>> No.5623240

Take a bath you fucking shits! It's summer goddamn it, you're fucking rotting.

>> No.5623242

Do you also have morning sickness?
Increased hunger?
Enjoy your fatherhood!

>> No.5623245

>>5623211
does your crotch fizz? mine does

>> No.5623256

>>5623224
So does mine and I love it. I often stick my hand in my pants then sniff it.

>> No.5623247
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5623247

>>5623240
You must be new here.

>> No.5623270

I STILL SMELL LIKE MY SOAP.
BECAUSE I SHOWERED THIS MORNING.
AND I WILL SHOWER AGAIN TOMORROW MORNING.
I MAY NOT HAVE A JOB, BUT I WILL NOT FOUL WHAT LIVING SPACE I DO HAVE.

>> No.5623271
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5623271

Do u shave?

>> No.5623272

I shower four times a day and only wear clothes once before I toss them out. I also use conditioner.

>> No.5623284

>>5623272
>shower four times a day
>only wear clothes once before I toss them out.

Nikola Tesla, I know your grave is full of filth, but go back to it. You are dead.

>> No.5623400

>>5623272
Gay

>> No.5623416

>>5623400

Not gay, fabulous.

>> No.5623459
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5623459

>Balls smell like moldy cheese
>My face
>Sweat on my balls smells like cum
>My face

>> No.5623485

My uncircumcised penis smells so naughty. 2 days of no shower and multiple masturbation sessions help.

Seriously, I pull back the skin and I can smell it.

>> No.5623502

I can smell /jp/ through the monitor.

>> No.5623527

>>5623485
Same here, bro

>> No.5623552

>>5623502
How does it smell?

>> No.5623564

>>5623552
Like shit with dick cheese.

>> No.5623577

>>5623564
Why did u come on your own monitor?

>> No.5623591

>>5623577
It's my monitor, I do what I want with it.

>> No.5623600

>>5623591

I will call cops to your house.

>> No.5623625

>>5623600
Just go ahead and call 911

>> No.5623634
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5623634

>>5623224
>A traditional salame, with its typical marbled appearance, is made from one or more of the following meats:

* pork, chopped beef (particularly veal),[3] venison,[4] poultry (especially turkey),[5] and horse

>horse

WAT

>> No.5623642

>>5623634
You never tried horse?

>> No.5623650

>>5623634
You don't like horse?

>> No.5623658

>>5623634
Horse meat is nothing unusual.

There's even booze made with horse blood.

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5623663

>>5623642
>>5623650
No.

>> No.5623675

>>5623193

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>> No.5623685
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5623685

>>5623459
>wall of greentext

Get the fuck back to /v/ with it and your reaction images.

>> No.5623704

>>5623650
Is it just me or does horse meat just taste like pork and beef? Because I can't tell the difference.

>> No.5623721

My armpits smell like coffee beans when I don't use deodorant.

>> No.5623765

What kind of deodorant should I get, guys?

I'm not good with these things. I'm 23 and never used one before.

>> No.5623792
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5623792

>>5623765
>I'm 23 and never used one before.

>> No.5623824

>>5623792
Yeah yeah, I just wash my armpits with soap before going out.

>> No.5623831

>>5623721
I love the smell of coffee beans!

>> No.5625096

I haven't showered in 3 days nor changed my clothes, but it's winter and I don't go out, so fuck it.

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