/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

you will never have all the SDM girls sit at your bedside and take care of you when you're sick

[Anonymous No.]

I will reincarnate as Sakuya in my next life. You will see.

Oh wait. You won't because you are not fit to become a Touhou. Sorry!

[CurryButt !CIELBE/jzM No.]

I don't like most of them so I'd tell them to fuck off if they tried anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

Who the fuck would take care of their servant. Bitch please.

[Houraisan Kaguya !NEATnUrmu2 No.]

I don't get sick though

[Anonymous No.]

>Cheap sluts from SDM
>Perfect way to get aids
>Not to mention smelly smelly Patchy.

[Anonymous No.]

With the exception of Patchouli, they're probably the reason I'm sick in the first place. Overworking me, sucking my blood, causing undue stress...

[Anonymous No.]

>>5695238
You don't like Patchy? You don't like Remi?

[Anonymous No.]

Thanks god, Having an ashmatic witch, an incopetent guard, someone who destroys everything and a egoistic mistress to help me would make me worse than ever.

[Anonymous No.]

At first I smiled. Then I saw the leek in China's hand. Now I'm fucking grinning ear to ear.

[Anonymous No.]

The only non-shit thing from SDM is Patchy.

[Houraisan Kaguya !NEATnUrmu2 No.]

>>5695260
You forgot the professional maid, which would be the only one who would know what to do.

[CurryButt !CIELBE/jzM No.]

>>5695258
I don't like patchy.

The others I just don't really care about, I like them I don't HATE them or dislike them. They just are normal touhous to me is all.

[Anonymous No.]

but touhous cant get health problems, ever

[Anonymous No.]

>>5695266
At least it is not ancestral chinese medicine guaranteed to cure you. That stuff is nasty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5695273
I for one would love to have Patchy panicking, scrambling through the library, looking for how to take care of me.
...or better yet, replace Patchy with Koa.

[proREMIRIAt Elite Force Commander !rSDMROXTB. No.]

at first I though that Flandre was holding a huge parasite worm or something, fuck.

also, ;_;

[Houraisan Kaguya !NEATnUrmu2 No.]

>>5695297
I'd go for Flan, something like "I can't play with you if I'm sick" would rope her into it, from there I'd just enjoy every second.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5695221

why does remilia have cuts on her hand? how can you even cut yourself making rice gruel?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>5695313
She is an ojousama. Pampered and sheltered ladies have no idea of what to do inside a kitchen.

[CurryButt !CIELBE/jzM No.]

>>5695338
Doesn't mean she can cut herself with a fucking spoon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5695344
Shut the fuck up Curry. You can't even hold a proper conversation without sticking your foot in your mouth and hiding under a bed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5695344
Again, NO idea. She tried other utensils first.

[CurryButt !CIELBE/jzM No.]

>>5695359
I doubt it - she does EAT food so she knows how to use utensils, including knives, forks, and spoons, and probably chopsticks and other things as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5695375
Yeah, but there's a big difference between eating food and making it.

[Anonymous No.]

surely remilia would know how to take care of children after her many centuries of being alive