/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

ZOMG Becky, I just found out all these guys on /jp/ who I thought were so cool are actually virgins in real life, can you believe it? As in never had sex, never touched a girl 'down there', never been on a date, probably never even held hands romantically or heard the words 'I love you' from a girl. They seemed so cool and laidback till I found out they have no social lives, have never even kissed a girl, can barely talk to one or even look her in the eye and never had any kind of relationship. LMFAO, and they seemed to know so much about sex.That is just so, so sad you know? I just want to hug each and every one of them and tell them: There's a special girl for you out there somewhere, don't give up hope, humans weren't made to be lonely. It's also kind of adorable, a guy being a virgin, haha, I feel so sorry for them. I hope they find happiness someday. But yeah, trouble is they're so starved of attention that when I try to help them, they end up falling in love with me. They're like sweet little lost puppies looking for affection and a home, but it wont be with me lol. Anyway, let's get out of here, I'll leave them some advice for their social anxiety, but their overcompensation for their virginity with macho talk, sex talk and misogyny is getting tiring. I used to take offence at 'Tits or GTFO', 'Back to the kitchen' and them calling us 'cumdumpsters'. Actually, I found it kind of hot, but now it's like, lol. But I still feel sorry for them, you know? Because I know it must be hard and embarrassing for a guy to live as a virgin, and kind of awkward for their families as well. Anyway let's get to the coffeshop. Have Josh and Eric meet us up. I'm sad to be leaving /jp/, but the threads were only funny when I thought it was guys like Josh posting, but I just can't take these guys seriously anymore, I mean,they're virgins! They'd stare at the floor if I was standing in front of them, lol.

[Anonymous No.]

[Shikieiki !!T3dW8SatkER No.]

I surely can't be expected to read this copy/pasta trolling wall of text.

[Anonymous No.]

それわとってもいいはなしだ

[Anonymous No.]

>>5855470

Keep dreaming weaboo. The wa particle is written は, and you're not impressing anyone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5855470
>わ

のワの

[Anonymous No.]

>I just want to hug each and every one of them and tell them: There's a special girl for you out there somewhere, don't give up hope, humans weren't made to be lonely.
but then you'd a liar

[Anonymous No.]

Can't believe I read all that.

I wish I could deny it. ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>5855470
>わ

[Anonymous No.]

>>5855525
>>5855533
>>5855550

hehe, even more lame is the only reason i know thatin the first place is it was an example sentence. i'm going to go cry myself to sleep now.

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>>5855418

[Anonymous No.]

Jesus fuck, I'm not going to read all of that.


Use the damn enter key.

[Anonymous No.]

Stupid bitches, I'm happy and not lonely at all, but you'll never understand that with your tiny washed brain.

[Anonymous No.]

I won't read that. She has a Mac.

[Anonymous No.]

Ah, if only I could lose my virginity, that would make everything in the world better and solve all my problems! Of course, virgin's opinions don't matter in the slightest because they're virgins!

[Anonymous No.]

Feelings might have been hurt, good thing you posted this thread here instead of some other board.