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Anonymous Fri Aug 20 23:11:57 2010 No.5984467 [DELETED]

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>go to beach at age 35
>wearing a speedo
>my swollen testicles hang out one side and my micropenis out the other
>a beach balls falls and crushes my balls
>i ejaculate immediately and shit my speedo
>2 hot girls come and see my with my swollen blue testicles and my cum and shit filled speedo holding their beach ball
>they call the cops
>get arrested
>put in police car
>my testicles get slammed in the door
>cum instantly and shit my speedo again all over the police car
>police shove their sticks up my ass and step on my balls more
>sent home and post on /jp/ about my awesome friday

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 20 23:13:57 2010 No.5984475 I hope you plan on suing those pigs

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 20 23:15:57 2010 No.5984483 >>>/b/ Also, reported.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 20 23:16:57 2010 No.5984486 >ATI shirt Fuck you

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 20 23:17:57 2010 No.5984487 You know, green text was supposed to serve as a way of underlining quotes and not as a way to avoid actually writing down and describing a situation or sequence of events.

Anonymous Fri Aug 20 23:17:57 2010 No.5984488

>>5984475
>>5984483
>>5984486
You seem to be under the impression that sage affects a thread negatively. This is untrue.

The value of a non-stickied thread is 0. For all intents and purposes, the thread is in equilibrium.

A normal post has a value of +1. At the instant a normal post is submitted, the value of the thread becomes 0+1, and the thread is bumped, breaking equilibrium. However, the thread immediately returns to its previous state of equilibrium, 0.

A sage post has a value of 0. When a sage post is submitted, the value of the thread becomes 0+0, and the thread is not bumped, but remains in equilibrium.

Tl;dr SAGE DOES NOTHING (and you are most likely an idiot)

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 20 23:17:57 2010 No.5984492 0/10

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 20 23:18:57 2010 No.5984496 >>5984488 Blatant troll. We know what sage does, and we're using it properly. We don't consider this thread good enough to deserve to be bumped.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 20 23:18:57 2010 No.5984498 I re-read that five times and it still doesn't seem in some way indirectly Touhou-related. Is /jp/ broken today?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 20 23:19:57 2010 No.5984505 >>5984488 You mad.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 20 23:19:57 2010 No.5984508 >>5984496 It's just copy paste. Ignore it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 20 23:20:57 2010 No.5984514 Those girls wanted to fuck, OP.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 20 23:20:57 2010 No.5984515 >>5984488 nokosaged now what

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>>	It's /jp/ related now Anonymous Fri Aug 20 23:23:26 2010 No.5984530 >>5984498 The girls were both lolis.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 20 23:28:57 2010 No.5984549 Fucking sage

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 20 23:29:57 2010 No.5984555 >>5984488 When a thread is worthless (like this one), we sage so that it doesn't get bumped above decent threads. This isn't rocket science.

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