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Do your parents expect grandchildren from you? The other day my mother asked me if I ever talk to any girls while I'm on the computer, and I told her I don't know who the hell I'm talking to online and don't care to learn their identities, but they're mostly male anyway.

>> No.6039250

Nice blog thread.

>> No.6039251

They haven't brought it up in years so I assume they've given up hope.

>> No.6039253

My mom knows I don't like people.

My dad likes to say "in your kid's generation" to which I laugh hard

>> No.6039255

>>6039251
Same.

>> No.6039260

I've never had a talkative relationship with my parents. They just want me to get some kind of degree and a job. After that they don't really care.

>> No.6039261

I told my family years ago that I intended on dieing alone.

I have no regrets.

>> No.6039262

My parents are quite aware of the fact that my cats are probably the closest thing to grandchildren they'll get from me.

My sister's a lesbian, so that rules her out too I guess.

Maybe one of my other siblings will spawn something for her but I'm just glad she's in her 50s and can't be called "Grandma" by anyone yet.

>> No.6039264

My parents just want me to get out of the house. My grandmother tries to get me to talk with every girl she sees.

>> No.6039282

My mom tells me I need to get pussy all the time but I'm done with women

>> No.6039288

>>6039246
Implying I haven't already done my duty already in high school.

>> No.6039292

I told my mum I'm not interested in marriage or anything.

>> No.6039296

>>6039253
>My dad likes to say "in your kid's generation" to which I laugh hard
My father just loves bringing up stuff like "You should always carry around napkins. What if you meet a cute girl somewhere and she sneezes? You can help her out."

Or "When you're getting married, you'll hire me to make your wedding cake, right? Haha!"

I always smile on the inside.

>> No.6039305

>>6039246
I'm the youngest in my family. I have three other brothers and one sister. All my brothers are married and will have/already have children so yeah.

My parents should have enough grandchildren to satisfy them so I can continue being a self loathing pile of shit and contribute nothing to anything.

>> No.6039310

>>6039296
Carry some band-aids in case you collide with a late schoolgirl while turning a corner.

>> No.6039337

my mom doesn't care, not in a cool way either but i think she didn't want to have me

maybe she would easily understand if i told her i had no intentions on having a family

>> No.6039506

>but they're mostly male anyway.
Now your mother will think you're a faggot. That's not fair on her.

>> No.6039509

>>6039506
Should have said a board full of females, because it's true.

>> No.6039520

A few years back, I was accused of lustily groping my step sister. My denial of the accusation prompted people to say I surely did the same thing to my girlfriend.
They didn't believe me when I said I didn't have a girlfriend.
But they shouldn't have believed me when I told them I wasn't groping the sister...

>> No.6039595

I think my parents are aware that I can't afford a girlfriend.

>> No.6039615

I'm not an only child, so they'll get them regardless.

>> No.6039618

My mom was pretty distressed to hear I wasn't going to have children.

Only child too. Sorry mom.

>> No.6039632

I tell them I don't want children but they just laugh it off.
My dad demands 4, my mom any number.

>> No.6039674

>>6039506
She doesn't think I'm a faggot because I have tons of figures around my room of girls, some of which are half naked. I own a dakimakura and have a portrait printed on a canvas of my waifu hanging in my room. Me being gay is probably the last thing on her mind.

>> No.6039692

Both of my parents told me not to marry. Then again, I worked a side job and saved up all the money for a year just so I could get my mom a divorce lawyer.

>> No.6039696

>>6039674
Homosexuals love dolls and images of beautiful women / girls.

>> No.6039715

Nice Yuno pillow.
;_;

>> No.6039722

The reason why azns are less ashamed of their waifu collections than in the west is because parents like it when their son shows an interest in girls - having a son with 200 pictures of Hatsune Miku his bedroom, to the parents, just means he's got women on his mind and will likely end up producing grandchildren once his life reaches that point (lol) where he starts socializing with women openly and dating.

>> No.6039731

My mother used to ask if I was gay. She hasn't in a while, so I guess she has given up on me.

>> No.6039741

>>6039253
Am I encouraging your hard dad?

>> No.6039745

My mother sometimes ask if I already have a girlfriend...I always have to reply with no

>> No.6039746

>>6039731
She had a dream or raising a trap?

>> No.6039749

>>6039722
The sheer autism of that post befuzzles me

>> No.6039754

Pretty much all of my cousins' children come from ghetto nigger situations where guys just get a random girlfriend pregnant and her dad doesn't even know she's dating. My brother was married before having children, then promptly divorced just after the second one was born.

I don't think anyone in my extended family is too anxious to see me go rushing out to have kids.

>> No.6039772

My mom and grandma once told me to learn some classical dancing like tango so I could pull in some girl.
I laughed so hard at the sheer idea.

>> No.6039774

Your brother anon! So married!

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>>6039749
>befuzzles me

In China at least, people over 40 interpret teenage boy's room full of pictures/figurines as "he's obsessed with women" and a lack of dating as "he's obsessed with women but he's being responsible and waiting for a family." They just think you're either refraining from dating sluts because you're waiting for a modest marriage, or secretly dating without their knowledge and being discrete about it.

>> No.6039799

Don't really care what they want. Not gonna make a mistake on their behalf. They've shown me how much of a waste of time it is already.

>> No.6039810

Don't waste time responding to critics.

>> No.6039824

My mother knows I have no intention of ever marrying or having kids. She says she's ok with it but I know she's disappointed, deep down. My brothers and sister all ruined their lives by having kids too early, so at least my mother still got to become a grandmother without my involvement.

>> No.6039830

How would you contrast those items anon? Nobody knows what it will be like in the next world. I wish that I was the beneficiary of your brothers, anon!

>> No.6039843

I'd love to have kids one day.

My parents will get grandchildren someday.

>> No.6039844

I told my parents to never talk to me ever again. It's been 6 years.

Feels good.

>> No.6039858

My sister asked me if I had a girlfriend yet and I kind of scoffed and asked "why would I?". Then she asked in a hushed tone if I was gay. It's a good thing people think you're gay first, some people who never get into relationships are suspected of being pedos too. She asked if I thought it just wasn't worth the effort and I said yes. Which is partly true really. My parents never ask me about it, the most I talk to them about is when they ask me what I want for dinner or various other trivial things.

>> No.6039862

>>6039844
What happened?

>> No.6039867

>>6039858
Sometimes I wish I was born as a gay...
But my older sister got that privilege.

>> No.6039870

I was carrying a large box into my room the other day and after a few hours when I came out of my room, my mother told me that she had hoped that there was a girl inside the box.

Does this mean my mother thinks/knows I'm a pedophile and encourages that kind of behavior?

>> No.6039876

>>6039862
I was their first child, and they were way too hard on me, so that I would set an example for my siblings. Ended up becoming schizoid and suffering from extreme paranoia.

I eventually moved out, but they kept trying to control my life, so I told them to fuck off.

>> No.6039878

>>6039870
Yes.

>> No.6039880

>>6039858

Homosexual > slackass loser > pedophile > autistic /jp/ neckbeard (all of the above)

>> No.6039889

I've got a lovely arrangement with my dad
maybe once a week we might see evidence of the other
other than that the only time I have to even acknowledge him is when we need food because he's too autistic to do it and I have no money of my own.
and even on these trips there are times not a word is uttered, so its quite possible to do even if you're still living with your parents

>> No.6039890

>>6039870
I am thinking about some kind of game where a cat lover wished for a cat girl...Nyahahahahaha

>> No.6039893

Both my older sister and younger brother have had plenty of relationships. My sister has a kid. I haven't seen the father in a while.

I sometimes wonder if he disappeared but I don't see my sister much and even when I used to see the father he was out a lot. They were going to get married. Maybe still are. I haven't heard anyone mention him for a while. He could still be around but I don't know. So my parents are already grandchildren but I don't know how that's working out.

>> No.6039901

>>6039870
No, it means she's so sad about your complete failure as a normal, social human being that she'd be happy even if you had dragged a girl into your house while she was taped up in a box.

>> No.6039906

There's a cat in the diaper.

>> No.6039910
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>>6039890
I thought of this doujin.

>> No.6039912

>>6039901
I can't carry a full grown girl.

>> No.6039918

I wonder, do any of you other "hopeless" cases have problems focusing in on the reality of the situation?
not balls to the walls dillusions or anything, but i don't avoiding the "unpleasant truth" of it maybe, or trying to justify it? I know way off topic, but...

>> No.6039930

>>6039918
I am not really interested anymore and even if I was interested in relations I don't have balls.+ the fact I don't trust women...

>> No.6039933

>>6039918
Most of them just say 'bitches and whores' then just dismiss females as an unworthy pursuit in life. Then their dads become disappoint and they stop talking to each other.

>> No.6039944

The jostling and ugliness of life...

>> No.6039947

>>6039933
>Most of them just say 'bitches and whores'

Reported for /a/ memes.

>> No.6039950

>>6039918
Here
Not quite what i was getting at
I meant more hopeless part, essentially N.E.E.T. till the end

>> No.6039951

>>6039918
You dirty normal. I wouldn't enter into a romantic or sexual relationship with another person even if I was given the free opportunity. I won't ever strive for it either. The reality of the situation is a reality I have chosen.

>> No.6039960

My parents are fully expecting grandchildren, and if I don't oblige them they'll get my aunts to make a match for me probably, and that would be the worst. I have to find someone who can at least pretend she's my girlfriend before that happens.

It might be easier to tell them I'm gay, but I'm pretty sure they know for a fact I'm not. What to do, what to do.

>> No.6039961

No, it means she's so sad about my complete failure as a normal, social human being that she'd be happy even if I had dragged a girl into my house while she was taped up in a box. Is that a choice anon? Do you have a preference?

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>>6039947

>> No.6039969

>>6039950
Worrying about life? Just take it as it comes and stop caring. Things can always happen to a person to completely change their life.

Absolute worst case scenario? You keep your NEET life and die of bad health, or your parents die and you have to work a full time job.

>> No.6039973

Security experts must dream up worst case scenarios. Are there more choices anon?

>> No.6039994

we are gluttons

>> No.6040002
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6040002

My grandmother once told me that she wants me to have four kids by the time I turn 25, I then asked her if I could have some of whatever she was smoking at the time.

Seriously, fucked up expectations much? But in all honesty I guess having one kid at some point wouldn't be too bad. Maybe two, but I'm already pushing it at one. With how fucked up the world is right now I sure as hell wouldn't want to raise a child in these shitty times.

That's all considering I find a girl that I'd want to spend my life with, which will probably never happen. Welp, at least I have mai waifu. ;_;

>> No.6040003

I troll you not, after telling my mom I was not interested in marriage, she began trying to get my sister and I to hook up.

>> No.6040006

>>6040003
u trol me

>> No.6040007

So unless they actually get kinky with their wives, it May actually be a white country in a few decades. Keine's ability is bullshit, she ';hid the history'; of the human village so ';no humans would have ever settled there'; but Reimu and Marisa clearly remembered the place and Sakuya even proves it's existance by telling about the mansion's furniture.

>> No.6040029

>>6040003
Not unheard of in Asia at least, but still idiotic.

Most eastern cultures have some form of arranged marriage where families can be set up in a way where nobody has any major complaints. Not human flesh trading like Islam, but simply having meetings set up where boys and girls see each other for a while and decide if they're interested in settling together.

If a son hits 30 without being married, his family will just advertise him as being 'on the market' and any women who never got around to it at that point will take a look.

>> No.6040033

Hikkis bred and raised by hikkis
that would indeed be an interesting generation

>> No.6040036

You should get an ugly girl to marry you. I bet even the average /jp/er could manage that somehow, lowered standards and all, and such a girl probably won't be as much of a vain stuck-up whore or take you for granted.

Plus if you put a mask on her face and put cat ears on her head after a couple of drinks she might start looking a lot better. Just my advice.

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>>6040007
What does this have to do with anything?

And even if /jp/ had kids, could it really be a supportive father that could teach the kid things he could later use in life?

>> No.6040044

If it gets any friendlier around here, we'll get raided!

>> No.6040046

>>6040029
No, this is actually how most Muslims do their matchmaking too. Also why I'm afraid of going that long without any kind of relationship, even the "fake relationship to fool the parents" kind.

>> No.6040049

Oh the dirty things I would do to your child /jp/

>> No.6040050

>>6040036
That's the problem I would never lower my standards because I am not happy with less.

>> No.6040053

>>6040033
One of two things would happen:

A: hikkis would neglect their children, causing either tragic child suffering or hilarious abuse cases when they get raped by the police.

B: hikki children would crave attention and love from their parents, thus breaking their parents' habits and making them semi-normal. The kids might end up with an abnormal upbringing though.

>> No.6040054

What kind of activities strengthen a relationship?

>> No.6040063

>>6040054

-Sex

-Going out to parties together

-Spending large amounts of money frivolously yet still having large amounts of money left (figure out how this works.)

>> No.6040065

>>6040036
This. If you want to get married anon, get HER to fall in love with YOU, as hard as that may sound.

>> No.6040068

>>6040050
I meant the girl would have to lower her standards for you.

>> No.6040070

fornication

>> No.6040082

>>6040046
Perhaps not all, but in old Abrahamic tradition (which means including Christians) the woman was sold to her husband as property. It wasn't the two partners meeting to see if they both liked each other, it was the father advertising his daughter to find someone who wanted to purchase her.

Modern Asian arranged marriages work something like this: parents/relatives will ask around or look at listings trying to find possible matches, and when a few are found meetings will be arranged. The boy and girl simply meet each other to see if they're interested, and decide for themselves if they have a mutual interest in marriage.

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>>6040068
This I can believe in. There are some pretty ronery girls out there dying to have kids, but the longer they wait, the harder it'll become, and if you wait too long then your eggs dry up, as opposed to men who produce sperm all their lives.

>> No.6040087

>>6040068
Why would girls do that?
Every girl can get some rich guy when they just try it

>> No.6040093

>>6039722
>>6039789
I'm actually a playa in the 2D world.

>> No.6040099

>>6039246
>The other day my mother asked me if I ever talk to any girls while I'm on the computer

This is like the penultimate form of your mother giving up. The final form is when she doesn't care if you're interested in lolis, as long as you have a chance of hooking up with them as they get older.

>> No.6040100

>>6040086
The new trend with white people is for women to just go ahead and wait until they're 40 then give birth to mentally retarded babies. Several of my cousins were born like this; conceived from rotten eggs and born with horrible disabilities they will never be free from. This aunt of mine was dating random hipsters and richfags all her life before settling with a quiet wealthy lawyer and having broken kids with him.

>>6040087
Women are never desperate for sex, just for family. The millionaire will fuck her but he sure as hell will never marry her. Granted, this means a 'desperate' woman will have had hundreds if not thousands of other dicks in her and you'll be nothing more to her than a wallet for her offspring to pillage.

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>>6040100
>The new trend with white people is for women to just go ahead and wait until they're 40 then give birth to mentally retarded babies.

>> No.6040136

>>6040100
So if babys are born while women are in their 40s or late 30s they have a bigger chance to get children with disabilities?

>> No.6040145

>>6040136
Correct.

Eggs aren't the same as sperm, they aren't generated fresh for the usage. They are carried in the body all through life and they age - old eggs develop flaws just like the rest of the body. A child conceived from an old egg will have inherent genetic defects simply from the damaged cell used to make it, so the likelihood of lifelong debilitating problems skyrockets.

>> No.6040150

>>6040136
Yes, this is in fact the leading cause of autism, not vaccine shots as 40 year old mothers with autistic children would prefer to believe. They don't want to admit that it's their own fault for waiting, so they blame it on something external like vaccines.

It's also why autism is becoming more prevalent, because white middle class people are waiting until their middle age to settle down and have kids.

http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2010/02/100208102411.htm

>> No.6040155

>>6040136
How do you NOT know this? Women eggs get old and shittier as they age.

>> No.6040159

>>6040155
Stupid americans don't know it because they're told it's the evil scientists and their vaccines that are the cause.

>> No.6040160

>>6040150
(Just in case this is not a troll,don't even try to respond when you think I am)
So I can blame my mother for having asperger (Though it is mild and it doesn't give me much problems because I have already learnt from past mistakes and experience)She should have just given birth to me earlier...

>> No.6040167

>>6040160
>So I can blame my mother for having asperger

Pretty much. It's still possible you could have ended up with aspergers if you were born earlier, there just would have been a much lower chance of it occurring.

>> No.6040168

>>6040159
Scientists debunked the vaccine myth.

I don't even think anyone of any merit believes it anymore; it's just that no matter what science achieves you're still going to have >90% of all people thinking that disabilities are either a random fate occurrence or a learned behavior that kids are making up on their own.

>> No.6040169

From http://www.marchofdimes.com/professionals/14332_1155.asp


"A woman's risk of having a baby with Down syndrome is:

* At age 25, 1 in 1,250
* At age 30, 1 in 1,000
* At age 35, 1 in 400
* At age 40, 1 in 100
* At 45, 1 in 30
* At 49, a 1 in 10
"

>> No.6040170

>>6040160
Stop trying to shift the blame away from yourself you spegenstein.

>> No.6040173

>>6040036
>>6040086
Where to find these ronery nerdy girls?

All I find are slutty normalfriend girls.

>> No.6040185

>>6040173
>>>/jp/

>> No.6040186

>>6040173
They're in their basement suite apartments or at their shitty secretary jobs.

>> No.6040192

>>6040168
There's still a large section of the religious population in America who believe it's vaccines and other "chemicals".

>> No.6040195

>>6040192
These guys are idiots...
Also on a forum there was a guy who thought he got pdd-nos from a vaccin...

>> No.6040200

>>6040173
Hang around places where women may not get much of a chance to get out and date. Like a morgue or mortuary, or young school teachers for K-3.

>> No.6040208

My folks have three children and three grandchildren, why should I give them more people to babysit

>> No.6040229

>>6040192
Right. These people have nothing but ass-backwards ideas, they don't give a shit what science thinks because to them science is the enemy trying to tell them that the earth is billions of years old.

In another 20 years, these people are going to believe something else. It's not going to be the scientifically determined truth, it's going to be another convenient bullshit story which absolves them of responsibility and makes some other guy look evil.

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>>6040200
Er... Hanging around where places where K-3 children usually are, may be a problem for me...

catchpa: MUST foattl

>> No.6040248

>>6039696
Homosexuals don't have loli doujin on their bookshelf in plain sight for their mother to see.

I don't care that she knows about them either. She doesn't make a deal about them. I'm a male, it's natural. She doesn't question my fetishes, she just questions if I'll ever get her grandchildren.

No.

>> No.6040257

/jp/ - we blame our mothers for being RETARDS.

>> No.6040259

>>6040192
That's the primary reason why I left stormfront a year ago.99% of these guys are complete idiots.
Though I did learn a few things there:like that 'muslim' that wanted to kill those soutpark guys for portraying muhammed (Or something) was a orthodox jew...

>> No.6040267

My mother seems to have accepted I am a loser. My father is still trying to make me normal.

>> No.6040278

When I was in highschool I recall a time when my mother thought I was dating because I came home late every day. I once came home and she told me I had a package. I was thinking it was one of the books I ordered, but I found a box of condoms on my bed. I brought it down to her and told her I hod no need for them. She told me to hold on to them for when I do need them, and I told her they'd just expire anyway.

I just left them in a bathroom stall at school. She didn't know I was coming home late because I was actually just spending hours in the library.

>> No.6040298

>>6039870
No, she's just trying to joke around while subtly telling you to start looking for one. My mother asked me when I plan on proposing to my dakimakura.

"You're always sleeping with her, I think it's time you took a little responsibility."

I informer her that our relationship was pure, and we simply cuddle. She laughed and said something about me being "Overly romantic, in a good way"

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>>6040259

>> No.6040316

My Mother told me that she wants at least one grandchild.

I told her that I'm a fucking lesbian and if she gets any kid, it's going to be adopted.

...And named Shkanon. Or Yasu.

>> No.6040349

>>6040257
Well, to be honest, it's genetics that most likely make you a retard. Who's the ones that give you your genes? Your parents. Did you mother have you when she was pretty much a hag?

Then yeah, it's her fault. If she had you when you were young and you still came out retarded, then that was just horrible luck on your part, there's nothing she could have really done to control that.

If you blame her for that, you might as well blame your father for giving you a Y chromosome instead of an X.

>> No.6040362

>>6040086
What game is that screenshot from?

Also @OP: My parents kind of expect it, just not now (JUST entering university, kind of impractical to raise kids when I don't have a degree for a decent enough job to support them).

>> No.6040364

>>6040278
This is a big putoff for going after women. You need them just in case, but if you buy them and fail to get a woman, you'll just have them sitting around unused, making you feel pathetic. But then if you don't have one, you might meet a girl and be
A: caught without one, thus risking the relationship or having a child
B: given one by her, thus triggering your slut reflex

Also I'm stealing
>I once came home and she told me I had a package. I was thinking it was one of the books I ordered, but I found a box of condoms on my bed. I brought it down to her and told her I hod no need for them. She told me to hold on to them for when I do need them
just in case I ever make a porn doujin. Its a great setup and she obviously wanted to fuck.

>> No.6040366

>>6040257
Are you suggesting that it was out of their own accord that anonymous segregated himself and became a freak, a pedo, a weirdo,a psychotic and so on?

>> No.6040379

>>6040362
you will never be able to meet women after college. Get fucked while you are there.

>> No.6040381

>>6039246

Whenever my parents bug me about it, I tell them "I'm not repeating the same mistake you did. You fell for the whole marriage and children shit and look at what happened to you."

Also, blogging in a blog thread.

>> No.6040390

>>6040381
The look they must give you...

>> No.6040403

I strive to better myself so that one day I will be able to fornicate with my 11 year ord wife. Remeber, the world revolves around money.

Times will change, and I will be at the forefront of being a legal pedo!

>> No.6040418

>>6040364
She suddenly wants to fuck at the wrong time without any preparations? That alone should trigger your slut reflex, not that she has a condom prepared. But I guess you don't have anything against fucking a slut, if you have a condom, right goddamn maleslut normalfag?

>> No.6040445

I've had girlfriends in the past, but I don't really plan on dating again and I sure as hell don't plan on getting married or having kids.

I once told my dad that my goal in life was to retire early and get a shack in the woods or something so that I can live alone, and he laughed at first, but then I told him I was serious. He was kind of sad at the thought of not having grandchildren and whatnot, but I don't give a fuck.

I'm not an only child, but no one from my generation is going to have kids. It's pretty strange. My stepbrother is a recluse who barely makes enough money to support himself, my older stepsister is a lesbian, my younger stepsister is autistic, my biological sister is a lesbian, and I myself have no interest in a family.

>> No.6040470

>>6040445
This is why western civilization is going to be destroyed by the Chinese, the Indians and the Muslims. We're all decadent and self-serving, and we don't give a damn about carrying on the family or aiding the nation as a whole. In fifty years the world is going to look very different.

>> No.6040481

>>6040470

I say good. About time the world faced some change.

>> No.6040483

>>6040403
you could just move to a different country and get the same experience. Some southern US states don't have a minimum age of marriage.

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There is nothing I want more in this world than to get married to someone I really love, have fun for a while, then have kids before I get too old. Kids around age 27-30 would be good. I want 1 daughter and one son, ideally.

But my personality disorders don't help me reach my dreams easily.

>> No.6040487

>>6040470

The mexicans and niggers are making more then enough to offset this.

>> No.6040489

>>6040278
>>6040364
This is copypasta. I know this.

Some anon had a birthday. His mom came to deliver him a present, a pack of condoms. He told her he had no need, that they'd expire, blah blah. After his mom leaves, he opens the pack to find a Miyako figure inside.

>> No.6040493

>>6040470
>Chinese
No. They'll drop off due to lack of women and sex.
>Indians
Without the west, they're nothing.
>Muslims
They're going to win unless we kill them off anyway.

>> No.6040500

>>6040481
You'll think it's good until you get dragged out of your shack for 5 o'clock prayer, you sandnigger sympathizing piece of shit.

>> No.6040503

>>6040487
>implying they'll ever be allowed to fully integrate into western society and carry on industries
Whites would rather be taken over by Chinese than Mexican or Blacks.

>> No.6040505

>>6040500
You can do that in home. Why do you think the call is for?

Besides, 5 prayers everyday for 72 devoted virgins in Heaven sounds like a good deal to me.

>> No.6040506

>>6040500
Back to /Stormfront/, please.

>> No.6040509

>>6040470
Going through college then working 12 hours a day just so you can have a 1 bedroom apartment isn't decadent. In our parents' generation that was what you got from a high school diploma and 40 hours a week.

The reason why people stopped having kids anymore is because the once-solid foundation crumbled beneath them. If it takes college and overtime just to feed one mouth, how the hell are kids supposed to work out? My last decent job called me a "part time intern" despite me working there full time hours for over a year. All it meant was that I got no benefits of any kind, working conditions even left me too impaired to work at one point and there was no sick leave. When they sold the building I worked in they even blocked me from unemployment insurance (which was being deducted from my paychecks just like everyone else.)

I'd love to have kids. It's just that the city I live in has something like 20% effective unemployment - the real numbers are bigger than reported, I myself wasn't counted as "unemployed" because of creative book-cooking. The job market today in my area is down to fast food and grocery stores, which are hard as hell to get employment from because there are so many people and so few positions.

>> No.6040510

>>6040500
like you or him did anything worthwhile in the last hour between 5am and now.

>> No.6040512

>>6040500
I doubt it will happen in my lifetime. After this I don't care.

>> No.6040515

I don't have problems with the idea of starting a family or my SO having had men before, thing is, I'm a bad bargain. Ugly and with plenty of personality issues, no physical nor emotional nor social attractiveness whatsoever.
I tried to hit on a nerdy girl once, and found out I'm positively terrified of intimacy. I can act well enough in a group, but leave me alone with another person and I just break.
I don't really see any chance of this changing.

>> No.6040520

I told my mom she isn't getting children, she doesn't believe me, I don't know why anyone would even have a relationship other than sex, people are disgusting, do not want.

>> No.6040524

>>6040509
This.

Our grandfathers were blue collar full time workers, had stay at home wives, and raised 2-4 kids while living in a middle class area.
Our parents went to college and both worked full time and we live in a middle class area.
I will have to get a PHD and work 60 hours a week along with my spouse in order to live in the same kind of conditions my parents did.

This world is over.

>> No.6040528

>>6040509
>>6040524
This is what really fucking pisses me off about society, and life in general.

Yes, I'm a loser by normalfag standards because I'd rather waste my life away sat in front of the internet. Have fun breaking your back just to put walmart instant food on the table.

>> No.6040533

>>6040528
I wish I was never born, but I'm too scared to kill myself.

>> No.6040537

>>6040524
>This world is over.
Don't be like that.
It's just for a couple of generation because of the sudden stop in birthrate.
Once it settles up the world is going to be like it would be.
Too bad it will be to late for most of us.

>> No.6040538

>>6040493
China still has an authoritarian government, so they might be able to do something about that. Maybe require polyandrous marriages to make up for the male-female gap? Might not go over too well with the population, but neither did the one-child policy, I bet.
India meanwhile relies heavily on the US, but they may become a lot more self-sufficient over the coming decades.

Our most important objectives are keeping a wedge driven between China and India, reinforcing our sphere of influence in East Asia and continuing to prop up friendly governments in the Middle East, and doing all of that while improving our image abroad. Not easy, but diplomacy's a tough tattle.

>> No.6040551

My mum and dad know I hate children and overpopulation. They're both fine with it, as well as me staying home. I'm so lucky~

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This thread.

>> No.6040558

>>6040538
India in the middle east are going to go straight back to the dark ages the moment the US officially throws in the towel. Most of them have only set one foot out of the dark ages to begin with, and their tribal elders do not approve of what they see.

China is going to rule the world. Not the Chinese people or culture, but China the communist party which kills dissenters and cleverly picks apart the western world by exploiting the upper class' gullibility and the lower class' complacency. There's going to be one world government, and it's going to be authoritarian.

>> No.6040565

>>6040551
>I hate children and overpopulation
We are having an underpopulation problem right now, where the fuck have you been?

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>>6040558
Buy an ecolo blue 30 it grabs the moisture right out of the air.

>> No.6040579

>>6040565
I don't trust that to remain the case. Anyway, I still don't feel marriage + children = happiness. That and I'm selfish and won't take care of either.

>> No.6040581

>>6040565
Only among western non-minority groups.

Mexicans, towel heads, and niggers in the third world are still breeding out of control.

>> No.6040582

>>6040533
I don't see why I should have to kill myself because society has become an overly demanding bitch like a kid that anon wants to avoid having.

>> No.6040585

>>6040565
Unless you live in Japan, what the fuck are you talking about? The world is going to be a very ugly place when we won't have enough freshwater+resources when China, India, and the rest of the world decide they want to be as wasteful as the west is.

>> No.6040590

>>6040565
Not who you're responding to, but how can we have an underpopulation problem if:

A: the population is rising at a pace which makes all past history look like nothing, with no end in sight.

B: the labor market is a buyer's market; a pair of skilled hands is worth nothing and a job opening is worth everything.

C: goods are still driven by scarcity.

Aging population is not underpopulation. The only thing aging means is that we're wrongly prioritizing keeping the old alive over keeping the young prosperous.

The young are having what little wages their carcasses are worth being pillaged to pay for all manners of services which apply only to the elderly; retirement benefits, medical (being old gets you free medical in the US) and all kinds of other subsidies which do nothing but extend their lives so the burden they create grows.

>> No.6040591

>>6040570
The very fact I get this and find it moderately funny makes me want to die more than never have touched a woman.

>> No.6040595

>>6040585
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-3X5hIFXYU

Ignore the christianfag shit, but listen to the statistics.

>> No.6040606

>>6040558
I disagree. China might be powerful, but they're not at the point where they can do something like that and they probably never will be. We still have a million metric fucktons of nukes, as do the UK, France and Israel (though they won't admit it.) And Russia, but we can hardly rely on them to back us up. But we won't need them anyway. China also has nukes, but they won't try anything drastic and risk being blown to bits.

I wouldn't count out the Middle East and South Asia. They're tenacious and they breed like rabbits. And don't forget, the center of the civilized world used to be Baghdad. A lot can change over a century or too.

Of course, we'll be dead by then, so who cares?

>> No.6040613

>>6040558
>There's going to be one world government
for about 10 years until people get fed up with that bullshit.

>> No.6040618

>>6040524

Indeed, too many studies on incomes (as for as US goes) confirms that, real term wage (purchasing power) for average worker stopping rising from 1970's. Much of "growth" in the last 30 yrs was primarily based on credit explosion (baby of usd forgoing gold liability), debt to the binge, baby! Early tech was real growth, but post 2000, tech saw huge deflation due to advances in manufacturing, etc.

That's why when the older generation is actually quite fortunate, despite the hardship, because the economy back then was quite healthy and just starting to take on the baggage of debt. Now that baggage is too heavy for the new generations because economy has been loaded on too much, much less room for tolerance.

As for me, no point having a partner anyway. Too many out there looking to divorce laws to take away what little you have build up and not interesting sharing hardships that may lie ahead.

>> No.6040632

>>6040595
>In a matter of years, Europe as we know it, will cease to exist
Stopped right there. With their emphasis on Europe and the title, its obvious this was made with all the fear mongering towards muslims there. Whatever, they had their time in the sun in the colonial days, but they're getting more and more irrelevant now

>> No.6040636

>>6040606
>We still have a million metric fucktons of nukes

So did the Soviet Union.

China doesn't have to defeat USA militarily, they only need to watch and wait while the American youth are bled dry by their grandparents and thrown into the garbage once they have nothing left to take.

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>>6040632
in 50 years, Europe won't be Europe full of white people.

It will be the Middle East but with less sand and more trees.

>>6040636
>American youth are bled dry by their grandparents and thrown into the garbage once they have nothing left to take.
This. The more and more I learn about the economy, income, cost of living, the less I want to have kids. 1 : I can't afford them, 2 : They don't deserve to suffer even more than I do/will as this world continues to decline.

>> No.6040674

I told my mother I'm never going to touch a non-virgin girl. She knows I'm fucking scared of diseases so she doesn't bring up the subject, same with my father. You can't really expect anything about itt from a man with obvious skin diseases anyway. My older sister once asked me if I had a girlfriend when I was 14 or something, I said no and no one ever asked me anything again. Well it couldn't be helped, now I'm dommed to stay alone forever.

I have no regrets, this was the only path.

>> No.6040675

>>6040655
>in 50 years, Europe won't be Europe full of white people.

Entire European countries have been outright conquered by islam then reclaimed in the past. Today's mudslime immigrants will end up having kids which assimilate into European culture; their peers will be more important and closer to them than the homeland their parents left.

A far worse concern than immigration is reactionaries in the majority. People who poison the water for everybody just to spite those they hate. Islam will be a small issue in the future compared to people's backs breaking under the burdens their elders have imposed upon them.

>> No.6040678

People who are romantically/sexually interested in 3D make me sick.

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>>6040678
marisagetoutofjp.png

>> No.6040695

>>6040595
Is the growth of the muslim population bad in some way? I'm not sure I understand what the consequences will be.

>> No.6040696

>>6040678
Typical "cool" /jp/ user.

>> No.6040700

>>6040690
Why are you not banned yet? You're honestly one of the worst tripfags to come through /jp/ since it started. Everytime I see you post, I don't even recognize you as one of us. You're just a shitposter from another board, using a trip with a recognizable character to try to fit in.

You're like a normal kid who shares some interests with us, but being normal, you will never fit in. Still, you continue being loud and obnoxious until we all become angry and tell you to leave.

I should have done this a long time ago, but I'm going to add you to my filter now. Good riddance.

>> No.6040701

>>6040678
Same here.

>>6040690
>>6040696
I just noticed, it's nearly 7am. Time for daytime.

>> No.6040703

>>6040695
Christians are buttmad because to them this is the same as their favorite sports team having a losing season.

>> No.6040704

>>6040696
Typical "I'm attracted to 3D like everyone else so I don't stand out. By god I love fitting in. Is that some retard over there who doesn't love delicious 3D ass, tits and legs by god what an emo nerd" /jp/ user who actually belongs on facebook.

>> No.6040705

>>6040695
Have you been living under a rock the past decade?
They're just a bunch of fucking sandniggers who can't stop blowing themselves up.

>> No.6040713

>>6040695
Not really.

I don't know why people in here would be asspained by world population trends when they don't even leave their rooms anyways.

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>>6040695
Whats more important thatn the growth of muslims is the lack of growth of normal people.

Whites / asians are the only races that matter on earth, and the birth rate of whites/asians in developed countries is pathetic. The good races will slowly die off/be absorbed into the inferior ones.

With the growth of the Muslim population comes the growth of the Muslim moral system, and with that comes increased acceptance of forcing women to be fully covered, having multiple wives, beating wives, honor killings, etc.

The main point though is : Whites aren't having enough kids to keep whites around. Extinction looms.

>> No.6040718

>>6040705
Why hello there Fox News viewerbase.

>> No.6040720

>>6040705
>people blowing themselves up
By bad you mean awesome right? I'd rather see that than typical honky's

>> No.6040724

>>6040713
Moderates don't give a fuck about population trends.

Backwards fundies think that history is going to end with a holy war between us and them, and we won't win unless there's more of us.

>> No.6040727

>>6040379

I never said anything about not having a woman or being sexually active during college; merely that I'm not going to have children during this time.

For the record, I ALREADY have a girlfriend, and we plan to ACTUALLY have a kid after I have a bachelor's degree (although I plan to continue and go for a PHD because I damn well feel like it).

>> No.6040731

>>6040713
Thanks for putting things into perspective.
I really don't know why I bothered trying to care either. I just hope things go well from here on.

>> No.6040735

>>6040717
So? This pie ain't got a slice for me.

Other whites are more my enemy than the muslims are. They have been waging war against me since long before I was even born, and if their destructive behavior means another culture dominates the earth then I give less than a shit about it.

>> No.6040740

>>6040704
I'm not interested in your cult faggotry. I come here to discuss Touhou.

>>6040700
You're just as noisy about your opinions. Fuck you.

>> No.6040741

>>6040718
Cool post, bro. Know any jokes about O'Reilly or Beck?

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>>6040700
I'm sorry that I'm not romantically interested in characters that I will never touch, and that I am interested in things that are more attainable.

I'm also sorry that being a leech on my parents is not an option for me, as they don't feed me and clothe me anymore.

>> No.6040747

>>6040717
I can't say I care much about what race the people down at walmart are. And neither do I care if women will be forced to cover themselves up. 2D will still be normal and I'm ok with whatever happens.

>> No.6040752

>>6040740
You shouldn't be allowed to like and discuss Touhou while infected with normalfaggotry. It's like diving into a pool without knowing how to swim.

>> No.6040758

>>6040747
They'll cover up your 2D too.

>> No.6040761

>>6040752
Yet I like the games, and the derivatives, and own a Patchy/Miku doll. And still actually have friends. They're not mutually exclusive no matter how much you try to believe it.

>> No.6040766

>>6040743
I like you! Not just because Marisa's one of my favorite characters, I really like your attitude.
Nobody forbids /jp/ to keep their hikki/lol autism status but I hope they realize there are way more normal people here than they actually expect.

>> No.6040776

>>6040761

You're a disgusting human being. You know what you are? You're a girl gamer. Just like those cunts go HEY SILLY BOYS IM A GURL AND I PLAY VIDEO GAMES TEE HEE, you go HEY SILLY /jp/ I HAVE FRIENDS AND I LIKE TOUHOU TEE HEE. Shut the fuck up. Nobody gives a shit if you have friends or a social life. Most of fucking humanity do. It's not something to be proud of, and neither is liking touhou/lurking /jp/. When you're here, shut the fuck up about your friends/family/etc. Nobody cares or wants to hear about it. I couldn't care less that you were responding to another post, you should still shut the fuck up about it, you fucking girl gamer piece of shit.

>> No.6040780

>>6040700

lol Who the fuck do you think you are? Just some little self important douche. /jp/ isn't YOUR board. Deal with it. Nobody cares about you or what you do.

>> No.6040782

>>6040717
What is it with /k/ and Stormfront users anyways.

>>6040724
Survival of the fittest as they say. Let humanity take its course; there's no point in being asspained over things beyond one's scope.

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>>6040766
But I'm far from normal.

Would a normal person have this on their shelf?

>> No.6040787

>>6040761
They should be. Who do you think you are, thinking you can have the best of both worlds? This Marisa guy is even worse, not only is he attracted to 3D, he isn't attracted to 2D.

>> No.6040791

>>6040776
>butthurt butthurt butthurt butthurt butthurt butthurt butthurt butthurt butthurt butthurt

>>6040780
Nor is it yours. Sorry!

>> No.6040800

>>6040787
I never said I wasn't attracted to 2D, I just don't think that I can marry it and live with it, because 2D will never hug me and whisper in my ear "I love you..."

I also accept that 3D has significant flaws, but I am no better, so I accept that, and in fact, I like it. People with no flaws are boring.

>> No.6040809

>>6040787
*flap flap*

>> No.6040810

I hope Islam and China conquer the earth within my lifetime so I can watch then enact mandatory clitoris removal for every female born from that day forward.

>> No.6040811

>>6040800
Ugh. Is there any place on the internet free of 3D lovers? 'Cause it doesn't seem like it.

>> No.6040814

>>6040766
>Nobody forbids /jp/ to keep their hikki/lol autism status but I hope they realize there are way more normal people here than they actually expect.
Yes. We do know and we don't like being reminded that we are failing at everything and I thought that everyone was on /jp/ was kind enough to avoid the subject.
Thank you, jerk.
;_;

>> No.6040817

>>6040811
http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=8342907756

>> No.6040818
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>Marisa

>> No.6040819

>>6040800
>People with no flaws are boring.

What. Perfect people are fucking awesome

>> No.6040820

I don't know. I sort of want grandchildren, but that's only to make my parents happy as I feel I owe it to them.

I feel sort of indifferent about finding a wife or anything. Maybe it'll happen though, I'm not entirely sure. The only thing is, I don't want to be in a relationship if I don't actually love the person, as it would only end up bad. That and the fact that I could never do that to someone(waste their time without actually caring about them).

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>>6040786
>5.7
The epitome of "HEY LOOK AT MY COOL GUN" type of faggots. Get a gun that does more than sit on your desk and make you feel special.

>> No.6040827

>>6040811
Stop trying to act like you're not a human being, please. There's a point where forcing this stupid meme has to reach its limits. No there's no place in the world free of "3D lovers", get over it and quit writing emofag posts about what a special snowflake you are.

>> No.6040830

>>6040826

Wait, are you saying there's more to gun collecting than that?

>> No.6040831

I used to dream of saving up my money, buying a house and a car, getting married and rasing a family.

Then my employer went bankrupt. Then all the other employers in my area went bankrupt. There's only one city anywhere near me where I see jobs at, and I'm not talking cushy office jobs - the burger joints and wal-mart where I live are not hiring and haven't been at any time I checked. All I can really do is move, but moving costs money so I have to try extra hard to outcompete the other 50 people applying for that shelf-stocking job so I can save up enough to lease an apartment someplace that hasn't turned its back on humanity.

I swear, my city had might as well have been nuked. Do I need any other reason for why I'm not dating?

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>>6040826
>5.7
>cool
No, everyone hates 5.7. Its not cool, but it is a damn fine utilitarian weapon.

>> No.6040836

>>6040831
But you have internet.

>> No.6040838

>>6040827

Typical normalfag response. You being easily seduced by 3D sluts doesn't mean we are all at your level of stupidity.

>> No.6040840

>>6040830
I CC every time I venture outside of my house.

>> No.6040841

>>6040826
Aren't you doing the usual /k/ nerd thing by posing your weapon with your animes?

>> No.6040843

>>6040827
Oh jesus. Why is this thread still here.

MEIDO NUKE THIS SHIT.

>> No.6040849

>>6040836
I have an old beige-box which is a challenge enough just to get sound out of. I chose that over the TV I got rid of and all the old things which connected to it. I no longer play my old PS2 games, or watch movies, or anything like that. It's the one thing I've got and I chose it because it can help me find work when there's work to be had.

Moving costs a lot more than the little wire leading out to the rest of the world. I need means of acquiring that money if I'm to achieve it.

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>>6040838
>implying implications

>> No.6040848 [DELETED] 

>>6040717
It seems the only knowledge you have of muslims is through mass media. Let me tell you something from someone who actually lives in Western Europe : most arabs aren't real muslims, they just pretend to be. Like most whites aren't really christians, never go to the church and don't respect any morals from the bible, most arabs muslims don't go to the mosque either and don't respect their book. Muslim moral code ? I wish we lived that way. The arabs here live the American way : it is considered normal for a woman to fuck with as many random strangers as possible in nightclubs and bars while being drunk and/or on drugs, it is considered normal to smoke, drink and do drugs. And if you disagree with this way of life you're the abnormal one and rejected by the rest of society.
I look at the women here (the white ones I mean) and all I see are very tanned women (they go into tanning bed until they're brown), with hair dyed in blonde, fake boobs, dressed like hookers, etc... In short I see the average American woman in my fucking country. What worries me more than the arabs coming here is the American "culture" and way of life infiltrating every country in the world like a perpetual stream of shit. This is the reason why I will never be able to marry and have kids, and this problem wouldn't have existed 100 years ago.

America is the reason why women are shit, deal with it.

>> No.6040855

>>6040834
Anyone who knows shit hates 5.7 for a reason.
The only reason to own that is to show it off to people that have no idea what a firearm is and make them think "Oh WOW that boolet looks deadly!"

It is NOT a fine weapon at all.

>> No.6040859

>>6040826
So what's the difference between your automatic and his automatic?

>> No.6040865

>>6040850

This post is so ironic that I don't even know how to respond. Just leave, please.

>> No.6040871

>>6040843
Typical asspained manchild response. "Why do posts like this exist I thought everyone loved this stupid meme I thought /jp/ was my special club! baww mods help me I don't know how to handle it on my own!"

How about you just deal with it and scroll past? You can't, because you're immature. You're the cancer that is fucking up this board.

>> No.6040878

>>6040855
There's a lawyer I know who also teaches martial arts, she's a dyke and she gets this major hardon for lethal/crippling force.

Her opinion on gun size is that she likes the small ones best because they are more practical for usage. A well-placed shot will still kill a man, and if he keeps moving forward after the first hit then you just pull the trigger again and tell the officer he kept moving even after you shot him once - your name will be perfectly clear.

The less it looks like you did, the less hell you'll catch from the legal system. If you're slick you can make it look like the guy you shot was a hell-bent meth head because he only dropped after 3 shots and it was several yards away from where you shot him the first time.

>> No.6040879

>>6040865
Sorry? I never said anything about liking women. You're the one assuming everyone fits into a stereotype.

>> No.6040883

This thread is god tier. It has gone places.

Can we continue the gun discussion? I'm looking into getting a rifle. I found a $400 AK but it felt kinda shitty so I gave up on it.

>> No.6040884

>>6040855
I know my shit better than just about anyone else on /k/, and I continually prove over and over again that 5.7x28 is more practical than 9mm in terms of ballistics and potential.

>>6040859
He has a flashy SIG Blackwater edition, and I have a practical duty weapon.

Is fires a common pistol cartridge that dates back to the late 1800s/early 1900s (Unless he got it in .40, in which case he fails hard), and mine fires a modern cartridge designed to defeat todays threats and meet my personal needs.

>> No.6040887

>>6040871

Namecalling won't excuse your shitposting, friend. Also, are you implying he's cancer because he doesn't shitpost and instead ignores retards like you who spam the board with garbage? I'm failing to see your logic here.

>> No.6040888

>>6040800
And thank god for that, I hate being hugged. If only there was a way to have children without intimacy or sex, the world would be a better place.

>> No.6040891

>>6040884
>fires a modern cartridge designed to defeat todays threats and meet my personal needs.
Brochurespeak.

>> No.6040892

>>6040859
It's hilarious to see him talk like that when /k/ manchildren treat their weapons like toys and pose them next to their other toys.

I'm just glad they will never have the chance to fire them on another human. Besides themselves, of course.

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>>6040884
>defeat todays threats

>> No.6040898

>>6040883
Don't spend $400 if it's your first weapon.

The first is for utility, the second is for fun, only the third and beyond should be pricey collector's items. If you don't own any guns at all then get a compact handgun you can tuck into your clothing then whip out on someone who doesn't ask politely when he wants your wallet.

>> No.6040900

>>6040888
>If only there was a way to have children without intimacy or sex
Jack off into a cup. Although there's so much legal shit involved with that in some places that the better choice is intimacy and sex.

>> No.6040901

>>6040879

Whether you like women or not, the fact that you think liking 2D is a "stupid meme" alone shows how unfit you are to be on this board. You should leave.

>> No.6040907

>>6040883
If you want a rifle, get a CMMG Bargain Bin AR-15 or an M&P AR-15 if you are feeling like you want something really nice.
If you want a pistol, get a S&W M&P in 9mm.

>> No.6040909

>>6040900
To my knowledge, surrogates don't actually get to see their children, much less raise them.

>> No.6040910

>>6040898
I really would like a rifle/SMG first. I'll get something for concealed carry later on. I may even get both at once if I can find some good pricing.

Any recommendations for a specific model? I am a fan of the kind of weaponry HK puts out.

>> No.6040912

>>6040900
I might have done that if today were 20 years ago, but once the first stories started coming out of donors being tracked down and nailed with child support that idea died forever.

The special thing about a woman with a baby in her hands is that no judge will ever hold her back. You could have a signed contract from her saying she agrees to not hold the biological father responsible, but a judge will still award her child support and say you owe her for the years you "missed."

>> No.6040915

>>6040910
>I am a fan of the kind of weaponry HK puts out.
please god no.

>> No.6040916

>>6040884
>5.7x28 is more practical than 9mm in terms of ballistics and potential.

Increased penetrating power =/= increased stopping power

>He has a flashy SIG Blackwater edition, and I have a practical duty weapon.

I puchased a 9mm Blackwater ISSUED weapon from a vet for $300. Don't you think there was a reason they were used in actual combat?
Flashy? If you call a company logo on my gun flashy, then whatever.

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Normalfags, normalfags everywhere.

>>6040848
I think you are rather quick to make such broad generalisations, but this is isn't the place to discuss this and the thread already turned to shit.

>> No.6040918

>>6040901
But it is a stupid meme. At the least, it's a stupid canned response like "the pleasure of being cummed inside" or "install gentoo".

>> No.6040920

>>6040909
They're not involved with the raising of the child, yes, but when the kid goes through the real dad phase, prepare to meet your emo son/daughter.

>> No.6040922

>>6040915
What's so bad about HK?

>> No.6040924

>>6040916
>Increased penetrating power =/= increased stopping power
You've just proven that you are :
A : Ignorant on 5.7x28's original purpose.
B : Ignorant on ballistics in general.

>> No.6040927

>>6040918

No, it really isn't. Apparently you're one of those people who also think people have "wafius" as a joke and an excuse to take a picture of their wallpaper with a random piece of food in front of it. You're the embodiment of /a/, actually. Perhaps that board would be better suited to your tastes.

>> No.6040929

True fact. Judges will even make you pay even if it is impossible for you to the the father genetically. This has happened in the USA and Europe.

>> No.6040930

>>6040922
In a world of compromises, some people put the bullets in the magazine backwards but it doesn't matter, because our gun is on the cover of the Rainbow Six video games. Look how cool that SEAL coming out of the water looks・If you buy a $2,000 SOCOM, you will be that cool of an operator too. And chicks will dig you. At HK, we stuck a piston on an AR15, just like a bunch of other companies have done, dating back to about 1969. However ours is better, because we refuse to sell it to civilians. Because you suck, and we hate you. Our XM8 is the greatest rifle ever developed. It may melt, and it doesn't fit any accessories known to man, but that is your fault. If you were a real operator, you would love it. Once again, look at Rainbow Six, that G36 sure is cool isn' it? Yeah, you know you want one.And by the way, check out our new HK45. We decided that humans don' need to release the magazine with their thumbs. If you were a really manly teutonic operator, you would be able to reach the controls. Plus we're fired 100,000,000 rounds through one with zero malfunctions, and that was while it was buried in a lake of molten lava, on the moon. If you don' believe us, it is because you aren' a real operator. By the way, our cheap, mass-produced, stamped sheet metal guns like the G3 and MP5 are the bestest things ever, and totally worth asinine scalpers prices, but note that cheap, mass-produced, stamped sheet metal guns from other countries are commie garbage. Not that it matters, because you're civilians, so we won' sell them to you anyway. Because you suck, and we hate you, but we know you'll be back. We can beat you down like a trailer park wife, but you'll come back, you always do. Buy our stuff.

Sincerely,
HK Marketing Department
HK.
Because you suck. And we hate you.

>> No.6040932

>>6040884
>>mine fires a modern cartridge designed to defeat todays threats

I still firmly believe that a depressed person with personality disorders should not be anywhere near a weapon.

Now that's a threat right there.

>> No.6040934

>>6040920
Look, when people want children, they want them for the cute period, not the emo period.

>> No.6040938

>>6040924
Who the fuck are you going to shoot at that's wearing body armor?
FUCKING USELESS

>> No.6040943

>>6040930
While I'm not into looking cool or attracting "hot chicks" because I am not a normalfag, I would still get an HK after reading that post. It's the Top Gear effect, when Clarkson gives a list of reasons why a car is shit, but says he'd still get one.

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>> No.6040947

>>6040938
>Does everything that 9mm, .45 ,.40 do, but better, and also rapes body armor
>Somehow this makes it worthless, just cause it does extra stuff that you probably won't need

>> No.6040951

>>6040927
And apparently you assume "I don't hate 3D" == "I am a club hopping slime ball". And in any case, whining about it just makes you look insecure in your own choices.

>> No.6040953

>>6040934
You misunderstand. Nobody wants an emo kid, but when your 10 minutes with a test tube grows older and becomes fucked up, they will want to meet their real father, and they will be able to find out who you are.

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6040955

>firearm as a substitute penis

>> No.6040956

>>6040943
Save your money and buy somethign superior for less money with better customer support.

>> No.6040961

>>6040927
What's funny is you think you're arguing with just one person. In truth though sir it is you who is the embodiment of /a/, because they're the ones who really started all that bitches and whores, 3DPD lulz true floorshitting NEET bullshit. /jp/ used to be somewhat mature, and was able to talk about things in a somewhat mature manner. I'd like to see it return to that.

>> No.6040965

>>6040956
Your P90 looks nice, and I would take it over an AR-15 any day.

>> No.6040966

>>6040951

What do my assumptions about you even have to do with anything? I couldn't care less about what you are. What matters is that you clearly stated you think of liking 2D as a stupid meme, which makes you more /a/ than anything. Why do you even insist on staying and posting here? What would you gain if this turned into /a/ 2.0?

>> No.6040968

My father told me, when I was a child, that prostitutes were cheaper in the long run.
I then found out that my mother was a prostitute.
He's a smart man.

>> No.6040969

>>6040947
5.7 has been proven to be AWESOEM against an armored target, not so much against an unarmored target.
My question is wtf do you expect to be shooting at? If someone robs me, they are not going to be wearing body armor.

>> No.6040972

Why do you need a gun anyway? Don't you go to prison if you shoot someone, thus destroying your life and getting your shitpipe juggle at the same time?

>> No.6040973

>>6040947
>also rapes body armor

>implying civilians can buy armor piercing ammunitions and that you'll ever get your hand on them

>> No.6040978

>>6040972
So you can gun down drugged playwrights who you kidnapped and raped your loli.

>> No.6040979

>>6040961

If course /a/ is the one who started it, it existed long before /jp/ did, for chirst's sake. Also, it was more than a SILLY MEEM LULZ on there as well before /a/ became utter shit. There is still intelligent discussion here, it's the retards who have the LOL HILARUS MEEM mentality that need to get the fuck out.

>> No.6040980

>>6040972
Rednecks think they'll be protected because it's self defense.

Then they go and shoot someone in the back, claim self defense, and get convicted of multiple felonies and spend over a decade in prison.

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>>6040969
>5.7 has been proven to be AWESOEM against an armored target, not so much against an unarmored target.
>not so much against an unarmored target.
Ignorance is bliss.

With wounding potential that rivals 5.56 out of a rifle, but packed into a no recoil pistol, there is little to not love about 5.7x28.

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>>6040973
>He thinks you can't get AP ammo
Explain this stockpile of it in my gun safe.

>>6040972
>Don't you go to prison if you shoot someone
In my state, there is a Castle Law in effect. Meaning if anyone enters my home without my permission, I can shoot them on the spot and I am totally immune from charges.

>> No.6040994

>>6040979
You should calm down. You were a shitty troll but I assure you he was too. Now let's all go and make ourself a cup of tea, take a good breath outside and return to masturbate to cute girls in frilly dresses.

>> No.6040998

>>6040966
A couple of unfortunate trends in /jp/ convinces me that it should probably be put to rest.
- Lack of things to talk about
- Anger about everything

>> No.6041000

>>6040981
Aren't 5.7 rounds pricey?

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fuck these modern weapons, you dont even need them

1. Get a Russian/Yugoslavian SKS
2. Go Inna woods

>> No.6041005

>>6040991
>Explain this stockpile of it in my gun safe.

This isn't AP ammo, shitty troll.

>> No.6041006

>>6041002
The bayonet is the only good thing I can see about that relic.

>> No.6041011

AQUIRE NUGGET
GO INNA WOODS
KILL DEM COPS

>> No.6041014

>>6040998
>>6040994

Ah, but you are mistaken in thinking anger is always a bad thing. /jp/ wards off bad posters from other boards with its purifying flames of rage and reporting. Much like feudal, xenophobic Japan in the first days of Western contact, we are holding on to our traditions for as long as we can.

>> No.6041017

>>6041014
Make sure you go bum a Saten thread now.

>> No.6041018

>>6041005
You clearly know nothing about ballistics.

>>6041000
Range ammo that is not AP can be had for as little as $18 for 50 rounds. Compare that to 9mm at $13 for 50 and .45 ACP at $23 for 50.
Quality defensive ammo that IS AP is $1 per shot, just like all other calibers, and can be purchased from a company known as Elite Ammunition.

>> No.6041022

>>6040888
Insemination.

>> No.6041023

>>6041006
>semi automatic
>what it is, quite accurate
>Extremely rugged design, similar to the AK-47 in many ways
>~10 round magazine, remains legal in states with magazine size restrictions
>historic factor
>grenade launcher (good luck finding grenades, but whatever)

>> No.6041029

>>6040972
Well the /k/ posters are completely nuts and think everyone wants to kill them or rob them or something (which will never happen). Hence the insane gun hoarding. Their biggest threat is themselves actually.

Guns do have a use though, such as for shooting sports or for example if one is a cop. This applies to very few in /k/ though. Most are mall security guards.

>> No.6041032

>>6041014
What you think you're doing:
- THIS IS OUR LAND! INFIDELS WILL DIE
What you're actually doing:
- Propagating your stupid cult
- Being troll bait
- Spawning arguments and distracting from what little there is to talk about

Oh the other problem I forgot about:
- No active moderation

>> No.6041033

>>6041018
Not bad.

I'm seeing many PS-90's on a local gun store's website. Is there a specific model you recommend?

I also have an AUG in mind. What do you think about that?

>> No.6041035

>>6041023
>6 MOA with match ammo
>quite accurate

>Simialar to AK
>Gas system is totally different, so is bolt system
>Only thing similar is that it uses a gas piston, shitty barrel mounted sights, and fires a shitty round with shitty external and terminal ballistics that is getting quite expensive.

>> No.6041036

>>6041029
They are pretty good investements if you buy quality and buy low and sell high.

>> No.6041042

>>6041033
Make sure you get the PS90 with the black ringsight.

AUG is okay, just make sure you get one that takes STANAG (standard M16/AR-15 magazines) and the Steyr's proprietary waffle magazines.

>> No.6041049

>>6041042
Maybe I was doin it wrong, but the magazine release for the AUG felt too fidgety. That was my biggest concern with it.

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>>6041049
Well, its time for me to sleep.

>> No.6041057

>>6041014
No, no, no. Of course not. You have to let it out sometime, to slap someone but just now it was ugly. I wasn't sure which one was serious.
>>6041032
You may say that but it's working. Go ask other boards what they think of /jp/. "Those guys are assholes."

>> No.6041061

>>6041055
Yes, I should be going to bed too. Thanks for the advice. I am strongly considering a P90.

>> No.6041063

Oh man I just saw this thread an read the entire thing. I love you /jp/. I really do.

I want your rin figure shitty /k/ tripguy.

>> No.6041071

>This thread went from talking about having children to talking about guns

>> No.6041094

>>6041071
the sheer presence of Marisa makes miracles man

>> No.6041095

Why are we talking about guns? You can't even stick your dxxk in them. Can you?

My three onaholes with varying tightness and size can accommodate any masturbatory needs /jp/ unscrupulous nsfw posters may inspire. I may need to get a new one soon though, since ANAL FANATIC has been posting a lot lately.

>> No.6041132

These kinds of threads make /jp/ the kind of place it is.

Fucking awesome.

>> No.6041214

>>6041057
Still a highly suboptimal "solution". Again, the only thing you should be doing on here is discussing not-/a/ topics. Not ego stroking the NEET brigade.

I don't ever bring up my personal life except in threads like this.

>> No.6041243

>>6041214
Not the guy you have been arguing with, but a /jp/er nonetheless.
And I will talk about whatever the hell I want to talk about.
Feel rejected? Then get out of this board.

>> No.6041268

how the fuck did we go from not having kids to guns and ammo?

FUCKING /K/

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