/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[El Inquisidor !BernFAQk3E No.]

[El Inquisidor !BernFAQk3E No.]

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[El Inquisidor !BernFAQk3E No.]

[Adolf Hitler loves !RUMIAxIXcU No.]

I suspected a Monty Python parody.

[El Inquisidor !BernFAQk3E No.]

[El Inquisidor !BernFAQk3E No.]

[El Inquisidor !BernFAQk3E No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>6130699
Liar. Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition.

[El Inquisidor !BernFAQk3E No.]

>>6130699
Hey Adolf!

Does Rumia loves Adolf Hitler?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6130717
He provides her with tasty meat.

[Adolf Hitler loves !RUMIAxIXcU No.]

>>6130717

Yes. I am a very kind and loving towards my Rumia, and yes, I do provide her with more than enough "Tasty Meat".

[El Inquisidor !BernFAQk3E No.]

>>6130827
It's that true, Adolf?

But Rumia isn't real, and Hitler is dead. That's pretty much impossible! Not even a miracle could bring your waifu to our realm.

[～(￣∇￣～) !NACK.rrrr. No.]

>>6130884
Neither of them exists on this dimensional plane, so maybe they both do somewhere else.

[Adolf Hitler loves !RUMIAxIXcU No.]

>>6130884
>Thinks I'm dead.

>Think's Rumia isn't real.

>Doesn't believe in Gensokyo.

I've never heard so much nonsense spout from a single person in my entire life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6130900
Nah dude, remember that guy who tried to convince you that all people, even the Jews were created equal and should be treated with kindness?

[Adolf Hitler loves !RUMIAxIXcU No.]

>>6130884
Oh, I understand now. I am posting in the Realm of Umineko, where Touhous do not exist.

[El Inquisidor !BernFAQk3E No.]

>>6130900

Are you serious? Do you want to take a walk trough all the kakkeras, so you make sure there's not a single kakkera were Adolf Hitler coexists with Rumia from Touhou?

[Adolf Hitler loves !RUMIAxIXcU No.]

>>6130946

See

>>6130935

[El Inquisidor !BernFAQk3E No.]

>>6130980
Even if Rumia were real and she coexists with you, do you think she would love you or something?

No, she wouldn't. She's too pure to be with a dirty piece of furniture like you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6130827
You provide her with tasty JEWS?

[Adolf Hitler loves !RUMIAxIXcU No.]

>>6131005

I promptly leaving this horrid realm of BDSM and bad fortunes and people who puts things to you bluntly in such a rude fashion.

I'm going back to Gensokyo where everything is peaceful and happy and where I can hold my Rumia in my arms and cherish every moment with her.

Then, after a while, I'll lead an army back to the Umineko Ream from Gensokyo and defeat you evil bastards once and for all.

[Benito Mussolini No.]

>>6131095
I will be of aid in this fight!

[Erwin Rommel No.]

>>6131095
Another war to fight?

Count Alice and I in. We'll destroy them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6131125
>>6131156
>>6131095
Brothers!

[Anonymous No.]

>>6131156
>>6131095
>>6131125
You know, if you three guys really are sperate people then that's just really depressing when you think about it. Three seperate people sitting at their computers pretending to be old historical figures who have various touhou waifus. In reality none of you are anything like the figures you roleplay and there is no real reason any woman would like you be they fictional or real. Seriously these pairings don't even make sense. It really is depressing.

[/jp/ Quality Control !QuALitynEc!!71Qz976UQ9q No.]

QUALITY THREAD.

[Anonymous No.]

Don't worry, OP.
I thought your little sequence was pretty funny.

[Adolf Hitler loves !RUMIAxIXcU No.]

>>6131242
Another Rika troll in the house.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6131242
>there is no real reason any woman would like you be they fictional or real
Say what you want about those faggots, but please don't reject the one premise that keeps many /jp/ers sane.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6131276
I have to ask. Why did you choose Adolf Hitler? Seriously, why Hitler?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6131290
>Hitler
>/jp/
>1 + 1 = 2

[Adolf Hitler loves !RUMIAxIXcU No.]

>>6131290
I'm not the one who came up with this pairing, I just found it to be the most amusing, that's all. I personally didn't care about the shit I thought I was going to go through by having Adolf Hitler on my name, but no-one seems to mind too much. I'm mostly just a normal poster like everyone else, save for those other people who roleplay the other figures. But, I'm sure that they are regular posters as well.

[Rika is my !Waifub4MdU No.]

Rika is perfect even when affected by drugs.

[Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma No.]

What touhou would be paired up with Churchill?

Patton?

Rommel, oh wait that's easy it's Ran.

[Rika is my !Waifub4MdU No.]

>>6132075
Churchill would appreciate Rika's determination.

[El Inquisidor !BernFAQk3E No.]

>>6131095
You think you can defeat the witch of miracles that easily?

[Rika is my !Waifub4MdU No.]

[Hideki Tojo No.]

>>6132075
I still need a waifu, too.

[Anonymous No.]