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6167042 No.6167042 [Reply] [Original]

>spend 30 minutes to type out a shitlong tl;dr cool story
>think about it
>decide it's too personal to post on /jp/
>don't post it
>post my face instead

>> No.6167048

You are silly

>> No.6167047

It would have been alot more satisfying to report.

>> No.6167053

Jokes on you! I wouldn't have read it anyway!

>> No.6167055

Hey baby you're pretty cute

>> No.6167060
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>This thread
>My face

>> No.6167075

>>6167073
>>>/v/

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I would have read it and responded accordingly.

>> No.6167079

>>6167075
>>>/b/

>> No.6167135

You have a cute face, OP.

>> No.6167142
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My face is cuter.

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>>6167073

>> No.6167171

>>6167042
Cat ears would look good on you.

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>>6167153

>> No.6167223

>>6167214
Is that...

Troll mode?

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>> No.6167252
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supply an demand
25 fo a gram
25 times a thousand
thats 25 thousand

>> No.6167264

It was a hot summer day and I was in my studio hitting 1200 notes. My fingers were flexing and niggers within a 10 mile radius were getting uppity. Once I was done with my daily 32 hour jam session I called one of the bitches I know, Sawa-chan sensei. She is really damn hot and looks like a supermodel. SO I got into my Lamborghini Gallardo and reved it up to 40,000 RPM (this is an Italian import with special engine system). I got onto the freeway near my house and threw it into 8th gear, I hit about 600 mph and I could hear the sonic boom as I broke the sound barrier. As I was flooring it on the freeway like a badass, Sawa-chan sensei called me and said she wanted to dress me up. So be it. I came to a full stop from 700 mph in front of her house. These Ferrari's have top notch brakes, you know. So she gets out of the house and walks up to my Bugatti and starts eyeballing keyboard. I could tell she was staring at it because when I looked at her I noticed she was looking at my keyboard. Booya. Flash forward 10 minutes later. My Korg Triton Extreme is going inside of her house, hitting them walls. I'm holding my keyboard's entire body up with my left pinky as I'm playing it and she's hitting 30,000 notes on her guitar. She looks me in the eyes and she says "harder." V-TEC just kicked in, yo. I hit my keys so hard she drops her costumes. There had to have been about two dozen costumes everywhere. People say I look kawaii in costumes, I wouldn't disagree with them. I throw her a sheet so she can read my new lyrics herself then I do a triple backflip into my Maserati and drive home. shits wild son

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my post when this face

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>>6167223
http://www.mediafire.com/?tkl2pimxdcihn26

>> No.6167325

Well, I'm interested in hearing stories from /jp/ers. Just email it to me!

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>>6167325

>> No.6167368

>>6167264
I had a simalar incident happen to me tomorrow :o

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