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6274207 No.6274207 [Reply] [Original]

I lost my virginity today, so I guess I'm not allowed to be on /jp/ anymore.

But I feel great, guys. I was always so lonely, but only recently I realized that my waifu was right next to me this whole time. ;_;

>> No.6274208

Your waifu is a bitch

>> No.6274209

You fucked your dog?

>> No.6274211

>>>/a/

>> No.6274218

Wait, did you really fuck a dog OP?

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>>6274208

>> No.6274236

>>6274209
­your waifu looks pretty sad there, anon.

>> No.6274237

>>6274218
>>6274209

Yeah... yeah I did. But I love her ;_;

>> No.6274244

inb4 Momiji/Inusakuya porn

>> No.6274245

Dear /jp/

This shit is pure class. Keep up the good work.

Sincerely-
/sp/

>> No.6274256

>>6274245
why /sp/ visit us so much? Is it because we have a "P" in our names?

>> No.6274257

/sp/artan here.

I guess the rumors about you guys being creeps were true.

>> No.6274260

>>6274237
I don't think your waifu liked it.

>> No.6274262

>>6274245
You'd have loved that post about fucking a carnivorous plant, with detailed descriptions on what to be careful, and precautions to take.

>> No.6274263

>>6274257
/jp/ here
go away

>> No.6274266

>>6274257
I'm not a creep, im a loser. there is a difference

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6274267

>mfw /jp/ fucks dogs

I knew you wannabe japs were faggots but god fucking dammit

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>>6274237

>> No.6274270

/an/ here, you guys make me sick.

>> No.6274278

<board name> here, you guys are sick bastards.


This is nice game guys, let's keep playing. Make a post surprised about /jp/'s userbase based on something from the board you are pretending to be.

ie: >>6274270

>> No.6274281

>>6274270
We have a board about animals?
Fucking sweet.
Can I post dinosaur threads there?
Fucking love dinosaurs.

>> No.6274285

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>> No.6274288

I hope she agreed on that and you didn't rape her like a cold bastard, pets have feelings too you know.

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>>6274267
>pwnstar91

>> No.6274299

>>6274281
Knock yourself out. It's slower than Yuuka.

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>> No.6274302

>>6274278
same anon here, i am a huge faggot please rape my face.

>> No.6274309

>>6274281
that made me laugh. I think it's fine though

>> No.6274312

/o/ here, you're small time. Come back when you fuck a car.

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>>6274208
Golden

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>>6274300

>> No.6274316

>>6274262
This is relevant to my interests might you have a post number or link?

>> No.6274318

>>6274316
Second

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6274332

/sp/artan here

Fuck y'all /jp/

>> No.6274336

Reported. Take it to /r9k/ or something.

>> No.6274340 [DELETED] 

anyone wanna contribute to my dinosaur thread?
>>857588

>> No.6274341

>>6274316
>>6274318
Here.

>>6273046

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6274346

>Feel adventurous
>Visit a few 4chan boards I never frequent
>/jp/
>this thread
>I've got all I need to know, thanks
>stay classy

>> No.6274347

>>6274341
From the bottom of my heart. Thank you.

>> No.6274350

>>6274346
So does every board greentext or is it just you?

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>>6274341

>> No.6274355

>>6274207
You can stay. Those womanfuckers needs to gtfo though.

>> No.6274356

Anyone wanna contribute to the dinosaur thread on /an/?

>> No.6274357

>>6274350

We use greentext for telling stories and sometimes quoting people

Which happens a lot

>> No.6274361

Is your dog japanese? what the fuck does this thread have to do with anything?

>> No.6274364

>>6274357
Why?

>> No.6274372

>>6274357
Don't you realize the whole point of green text is to make it a different color than the rest of the post and not to make the whole thing green?

>> No.6274375

A/sp/ie here. How do I cure my sperge?

>> No.6274376

>>6274357
Your tales of foreign lands and their ways truly are funny to me. Over here at /jp/ we use green text for quotes.

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>>6274364

Cause that's the way /sp/ is bro

Power rankings, telling stories about awesome shit that happened in daily life, or just whatever

>> No.6274382

>>6274350
Does every board fuck their pets, call them 'waifu' and type a semicolon between an underscore (to insinuate a crying face)or just you?

>> No.6274384

>>6274375
You can't.

Welcome to /jp/.

>> No.6274386

wow /jp/ is definitely a shit tier board

>> No.6274387

>>6274378
Sounds like /sp/ doesn't belong on this site.

>> No.6274388

>>6274378
Why is /sp/ even on 4chan? Shouldn't you be browsing ESPN forums or something?

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6274389

>/sp/

>> No.6274392

/sp/ and /jp/ guy here, pretty much laugh at teams who lose by greentexting their names with some reaction image, it all started with >boston and blew up from there

feels indifferent man

>> No.6274395

>>6274382
It's just the OP, obviously. This isn't a furry board, after all.

>> No.6274397

/an/ here, I will fucking find and kill you, OP.

>> No.6274399

>>6274395
of course not dogs are 3DPD afterall.

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>>6274388
>>6274387

Naw, /sp/ is better than ESPN. ESPN is for checking scores and shit.

>> No.6274404

>>6274387
>>6274388
awww did themean old jocks beat you up in high school??

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>> No.6274407

>>6274386
I agree that /jp/ is one of the worst boards on 4chan, but there are quite few that are even shittier. Such as /b/(obviously), /a/(arguable, /jp/ varies from ultra shitty to kinda good, while /a/ is constantly bad), /v/ and /sp/.

>> No.6274410

at least /sp/ has a specific topic that they talk about.: sports.

what the fuck does /jp/ centre around? there's already /a/, so what the fuck is there? it sure as hell never talks about japan. honestly, what is the purpose of this board other to discuss how my waifu > yours (which occurs enough on /a/ anyway).
VNs? don't make me fucking laugh.

>> No.6274414

>>6274410
Touhou and Umineko.

Also /a/ comes here to roleplay as what they imagine NEETs to be like.

>> No.6274415

>>6274410
It's a secret from advertisers, but this is actually the new /l/. We just can't call it that.

>> No.6274417

Fucking sports man.
Football. On the TV.
FOOT.BALL ON THE TV.
FOOOOOOOOOOTBAAAAAAAAAALL
ON THE TV.
fucking sports man.

>> No.6274420

>>6274387
>>6274388
/sp/ is fine. They know they're shit and are okay with it.

And I'm afraid it fits on 4chan just fine. We're the outliers here. Striving for quality, on 4chan, the cesspool of the internet? It couldn't have worked out.

>> No.6274426

>>6274410
OUR BOARD IS BETTER THAN YOURS
OUR BOARD IS BETTER THAN YOURS
I FEEL THE NEED TO PROVE IT EVEN THOUGH IT MAKES FUCK-ALL OF A DIFFERENCE BECAUSE EVERYTHING IS SHIT IN THE FIRST PLACE

Did I mention that our board is better than yours?

>> No.6274427

>>6274407
/sp/ is one of the best boards. sometimes the tripfags and euro vs america trolling get out of hand but other than that its fine. of all the baords I browse, I feel like /sp/ is the most normal. We dont have threads about fags losing their virginity to dogs or anything

>> No.6274429

>>6274420
We don't want quality. We want isolation.

>> No.6274434

>>6274410
>there's already /a/, so what the fuck is there?
Originally /jp/ was created to hold all of the /a/ and /v/ material that /a/ and /v/ didn't want. Which was entirely fine.
But these days you have people on /a/ saying that Touhou is /a/ related or /v/ saying that visual novels are /v/ related, which is complete bullshit.
>it sure as hell never talks about japan
Well, that's not really part of topic, so it's fine.

All in all, /jp/ is made of old /a/ users, which were old /v/ users, which were old /b/ users. /jp/ is one of the few parts that are left of old 4chan.

>> No.6274435

>>6274429
This.

I'm sick of most of /jp/'s posters being from other boards here to troll. Just leave us alone.

>> No.6274436

>>6274427
>baords
>We dont have threads about fags losing their virginity to dogs or anything

How dull. Come enjoy yourself at /jp/ for a while.

>> No.6274437

>>6274426
I'm not claiming residency on any one specific board. I'm asking why /jp/ exists and what the point of this board is.

>> No.6274440

>>6274434
Sounds like old 4chan was pretty fucking awful then

>> No.6274441

>>6274437
See >>6274434

>> No.6274444

>>6274440
What we have right now is just different flavour of shit.

>> No.6274446

>>6274429
Agreed. I don't mind any level of shit, as long as it's /jp/ shit. I'll take Sion and friendcircle shit over greentext and reaction images any day,

>> No.6274447

>>6274437
1.) fuck animals
2.)make cute emoticons
3.)bludgeoned attempts at speaking japanese
4.)close your eyes and grit your teeth so hard that your teeth shatter, praying that when you open your eyes you will have become japanese

>> No.6274448

>>6274440
lol u jelly

>> No.6274449

>>6274417
>>6274420
>>6274429
>>6274436
>>6274441
>saging on /jp/
>the board is super slow

Could you be any madder?

>> No.6274450

>>6274440
agreed. no doubles/greentext = epic fail.

>> No.6274451

>>6274440
For the record, it was. In the early years, there were emoticons in almost every post.

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/k/ here

not impressed, let me know when you fuck a gun

also, mfw

>> No.6274453

>>6274446

Except greentext and friendcircle bullshit is almost nothing but greentext and reaction images.

>> No.6274454

>>6274448
Yeah... real jealous of dog-fucking discussion... cough...

>> No.6274456

>>6274449
>he doesn't understand sage

>> No.6274459

>>6274449
huh?

>> No.6274462

>>6274427

same guy who goes to both boards here, i agree /sp/ is always great because of never ending oc, but most /sp/artans are "you must be new here" status, this isn't even limited to whats posted on /jp/

i used to go to /a/, it was sorta like how /jp/ was, but then it just turned to gaia shit that ive seen both here and /sp/ being spammed

>> No.6274463

>>6274447
No one here wants to be a nip.

>> No.6274464

>>6274427
> I feel like /sp/ is the most normal
Not meaning to be hostile or anything but it must be quite the boring board then.
Also, how did this turn into cross board meta shit ?

>> No.6274465

>>6274447

No darling. Don't jugde /jp/ by this shitty thread alone.

/jp/ don't fuck animals hell I bet most people here don't fuck anything that is 3D. Also /jp/ don't give jack shit about Japan in general other than it's anime/manga,VN, games.

>> No.6274466

>>6274440
Of course it was. That's the point of this site.

It just spiraled out of control at some point.

>> No.6274467

wtf, goddamn OP is a fucking creep. Oh wait, this is not anything new to people who regularly go to /jp/ and are anime loving losers. Enjoy fucking your dogs faggots.

>> No.6274468

We used to talk about Japan and it was great, then everyone started getting all assirritated about that not being appropriate /jp/ material. Now nobody can agree on what proper /jp/ material is so you have nothing but retards using /jp/ as an extension of their private IRC room and also exciting, fresh "troll" threads like this. Big step up if you ask me.

>> No.6274469

ITT /sp/ makes topic thread, links it to /sp/, and trolls /jp/.

>> No.6274470

What are these barbarians doing on /jp/? No boys allowed.

>> No.6274471

>>6274464
HEH, no dog fucking threads? I agree sir, it must be quite boring.

>> No.6274472

Stop defending /jp/ you autists. The last thing we want is people actually sticking around.

>> No.6274474

>>6274465
>Also /jp/ don't give jack shit about Japan in general other than it's anime/manga,VN, games.

Ok did anyone else lol at this?

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>>6274207
>mfw I saw this thread
>weebs

>> No.6274477

>>6274456
saging is to prevent it from being bumped, usually used when you hate a thread. its only effective on fast boards

>> No.6274482

>>6274477
huh?

>> No.6274489

>>6274474
lol sure is some love of Japan in this board. That's pretty fucked up actually. Hey Japan, I'm so white and racist the only thing your culture really consists of is anime and video games. No wonder the Japanese treat foreigners like shit in their country.

>> No.6274491

Thread reported for not /jp/ related.

All /sp/ trolls reported too.

>> No.6274492

>>6274477
>its only effective on fast boards

It's not 'effective' anywhere.

>> No.6274493

>>6274464
So the only entertaining shit for you is the most fucked up shit ever like dog-fucking?

If thats the case you need to take a long look at yourself in the mirror and re-evaluate your life.

>> No.6274497

>>6274492
True, but Its really effective in showing that you are mad as FUCK

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>>6274477

>> No.6274500

>>6274468
Are you joking? /jp/ is actually less hateful to Jap-loving strangers than it once was nowadays. We're having uninterrupted "how to learn Japanese" threads now, for example.

>> No.6274501

>>6274477

Times like this, I really wish that I had saved that reaction image of Tidus going HA HA HA HA HA. Or any reaction image.

>> No.6274503

>>6274477
Do some people actually believe this or am I getting trolled?

>> No.6274505

>>6274497
I'm not the one getting upset by by sage good sir.

u mad?
u jelly?
u buttranged?

>> No.6274506

>>6274491
/jp/ - Reporting Culture

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>>6274491

>> No.6274509
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>>6274491

>> No.6274511

>>6274505
lol im not upset.

im actually happy, because i think its funny you get mad and try to sage when /sp/ starts making fun of you

>> No.6274514

Did GoK send you?

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>>6274509
>>6274507

>> No.6274518

>>6274511
/sp/ can't sage? Surprise, surprise.

>> No.6274519

>>6274477
I still laugh at how 4chan doesn't understand what sage means.

If only I knew moon so I wouldn't have to spend time on a board that imports foreign concepts and then DOES IT WRONG all the time.

Using sage as a way to "insult" someone's post or thread is just completely wrong and a retarded misuse of a good feature that is so popular in sites like 2ch and Futaba. Fuck, iichan and 4-ch do it right. It's just 4chan and 4chan's lame knockoffs that fail at using sage.

The true meaning of sage means that YOUR POST isn't worthy enough to bump the thread. It's ironic, because you think that you're insulting others while you're just, in fact, insulting yourself. Yes, sage can be used when posting a derogatory comment in a thread that you don't want to bump, but posting with just the word "sage" accomplishes nothing but contribute to spamming the board. The trend of replying with the name of a tripfag and sage is even worse, as it accomplishes nothing and only serves to increase the e-penis of whoever you're "attacking".

The sage feature was never meant to serve as an implied insult or general disagreement! Why people started using it that way is beyond me. There are plenty of reasons why one would choose not to bump a thread with his reply. For example, bumping threads with stupid one liner replies should be discouraged and those people should be coerced into using sage instead.

I want to use sage, yet I almost never do it on 4chan because people will jump on me thinking I'm insulting their post or something.

>> No.6274520

>>6274511
It's a shame your opinion holds no value here. It's like you're trying to make fun of a brick wall.

>> No.6274521

>>6274511
y u so mad tho?

>> No.6274526

What a wonderful end for a wonderful thread!

>> No.6274527

>>6274519
lol tldr, retard jap logic
>>6274520
Im pretty sure brick walls dont respond to my posts
>>6274521
lol good one

>> No.6274539

Shion Sonozaki waited. The cicadas around her cried and chirped out of the forest. There were demons in her bloodline. She didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. Her warnings to Mion were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
Shion was a Sonozaki for eighteen years. When she was young she watched the yakuza and she said to Oryou "I want to be head of the family granny."
Oryou said "No! You will BE POSSESS BY DEMONS"
There was a time when she believed her. Then as she got oldered she stopped. But now in the Watanagashi of the Hinamizawa she knew there were demons.
"This is for Satoshi" the demons crackered. "You must fight everyone!"
So Shion gotted her Tazer and zapped up the town.
"SHE GOING TO KILL US" said her friends
"I will beg at her" said Keiichi and he pleaded for Mion's safety promise. Shion hammered at him and tried to crucify him up. But then the police came and they were trapped and not able to kill.
"No! You must resist the demons" Keiichi shouted
Shion said "No, Keiichi. I am the demons."
And then Shion was a zombie.

>> No.6274543

>>6274519
That doesnt even fucking make sense. WHy would you want to post in a thread without bumping it? If I post in a thread, I'm putting my input in and generating discussion. By not bumping it, I'm preventing it from getting as much discussion as if I didn't bump it.

Retarded jap logic.

>> No.6274545

Man this thread sure is entertaining to read

>> No.6274546

I believe you shouldn't underestimate Aikido. Now I know you may be thinking, "Why take a weakling martial art like Aikido seriously when I am learning Kendo?" I can see why you would think that, how can a peaceful martial arts like Aikido beat a powerful one like Kendo?

Well, I have a story to share with you.

Years ago, I was a Kendoka, I thought I was the toughest kid in high school, I would pick fights, and kick ass. I was full of hate, until I picked a fight with the wrong dude. He was a Japanese exchange student, I still remember his name, Noboru Takeda.

I picked on him because of his hilarious and thick Japanese accent. I told him I was going to beat him so hard, he would go back to China(Yeah, I was a little racist prick.), he never said anything back, made me wanted to kick his ass even harder.

Well, here comes the fight. I threw men and do strikes, he dodged them like I was a mere white belt. I was tiring out and he knew, I saw the smirk on his face that made me raged hard. I put all my strength in one amazing tsuki, and he grabbed past it to my wrist and threw me over. My back smacked on the hard cement ground, and I was knocked out for who knows how long.

When I woke up I was in the school infirmary, I asked the nurse who brought me here, and you guessed it, Noboru Takeda. The next day, he wasn't at school, he was back in Japan, and I never got to thank him, for saving my life and showing me the light. I soon learned that he was an Aikidoka and have been practicing Aikido ever since to show my thanks to him.

>> No.6274558

itt nerd dog-fuckers getting destroyed by jocks so they continue settling for fucking dogs over women.
High school all over again, eh /jp/?

>> No.6274559

>>6274543
When your post is not worthwhile enough to bump a thread, say you're posting a "reaction image" or whatever you fags call it. Threads have bump limits, why should your shit post hog space when there are more worthwhile posts.

>> No.6274560

/sp/ coming in here is like showing a 9 year old boy a naked lady, give this shit a rest

>> No.6274562

>>6274527
>Im pretty sure brick walls dont respond to my posts
How very clever of you, I guess I'll have to make this easier to understand.

You might have come here to make us mad or whatever, but you are not getting any of this mad. You're only imagining the mad to make yourself feel better. I guess this is fine if you want to make yourself look stupid, keep it up.

>> No.6274563

Can we please stop talking about /sp/ and other boards, I want to hear more about OP fucking his dog.

This is the best topic on /jp/ for the last few weeks.

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/int/ here,you sick bastard,that dog is not even white

>> No.6274565

>>6274449
>>6274456
>>6274477
>>6274519
>>6274543
>>6274559
Who gives a fuck you autistic faggots!

>> No.6274566

>>6274559
It autosages after 300 posts, not 300 bumps

>> No.6274567

>>6274543
>If I post in a thread, I'm putting my input in and generating discussion.

People who delude themselves that their posts constitute valid input are the worst.

>> No.6274568

>>6274543
Replying to something from /sp/ is unlikely to be a valuable post worth reading.

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>>6274237

>> No.6274571

Does anyone really think "trolling" is actually succeeding in making anyone angry?

I'm actually having fun reading this garbage back-and-forth.

>> No.6274572

>>6274543
Off-topic posting, posts of little value, not bumping shit threads etc.

>> No.6274575

The following is a tale depicting the events during which my life was completely changed in all aspects. I shall only be a few minutes, so if you will please, have a seat, and I will relate to you the story of how I became known as the "Fresh Prince of Bel-Air."

It was on the western edge of the town of Philidelphia, Pennsylvania where I spent my childhood and adolescence, raised by my mother. I spent my days relaxing and enjoying wonderful leisure activity, usually by partaking in games of basketball just outside the school which I attended. One day, a couple of gentlemen, acting very suspicious and resentful of my playfulness, began to start some conflict with me. It was only one trivial brawl which I suffered through, but my mother indeed became rather worried. She told me when I returned to my home that I would be moving with my aunt and uncle in the town of Bel-Air, California.

I signaled for a taxi cab to pick me up, and when one arrived at the airport which I had just landed at, despite my decision to omit that part of my story, I became aware that the liscense plate affixed to its rear bumper had the word "FRESH" printed on it, and that there were couple of fuzzy dice hanging from the mirror inside the cab. I thought to myself that this taxi sure was a rare breed, but shook these thoughts from my head to return to the task at hand. I told the driver of the taxi to take me to Bel-Air. At around seven or eight o'clock that evening, and I jokingly commented to the driver that I would probably have to smell the inside of his taxi again at a later time. I then took a good look at my newfound kingdom at which I had just arrived. Indeed, I was at last there and I was prepared to sit on my new throne, to be dubbed the Prince of Bel-Air.

>> No.6274580

>>6274407
Just about every board that has actual discussion and isn't just imagedumping is absolute shit 99.9% of the time.

/a/ - Part of the big 3. Stopped being good a while ago, late 2007 early 2008, split at the latest. Absolute shit 99.9% of the time, not worth browsing.
/b/ - Part of the big 3. Been shit since at least late 2006 early 2007. Not that it was ever particularly good, but it was a decent waste of time back then at least. Complete shit now and just full of normalfriends who like to raid shit and do normal stuff for normal people.
/c/, /d/, /e/, /f/ - No discussion, imagedumping
/g/ - It is pretty shit. I'd say after the "big 3", /g/ is the shittiest.
/gif/, /h/, /hr/ - imagedumping and "sauce"
/k/ - They have discussion, I wouldn't know how good the board is though. The Marisa Kirisame tripfriend came from over there so I have my doubt about the quality of that board.
/m/ - /a/ lite. Shares most of its userbase with /a/. Don't know much else about that, I hate mecha.
/o/, /p/ - Decent. They seem to avoid the general 4chan meme trash and I suppose if you like the topic of the board, you'd have a good time.
/r/, /s/, /t/ - Terrible!
/u/ - Surprisingly decent. They have good discussion, aren't memespammed and whenever they don't discuss stuff, they're posting yuri, which is good in my book.
/v/ - Part of the big 3. It's shit. Stopped being good around the same time as /a/. Memespammed to death. They have one of the best topic for a board and yet the userbase manages to fuck it all up by being complete idiots.
/w/, /wg/ - No discussion, wallpaper dumps.
/i/, /ic/ - I'm not an artist so I wouldn't know, but last time I checked years ago, it was all either shit drawings or people being jealous of each other. Can't judge.
/cm/, /y/ - Terrible, terrible, TERRIBLE! With how decent /u/ is, you'd think /y/ would be too, but no. It's like they're all 12-year-old girls or something.

>> No.6274581

Stop arguing about saging, it's not a fucking burn to not bump someone's topic, it's a message board get out of your basement.

>> No.6274583

It's their parents I feel sorry for.

Imagine busting your ass at a job you hate, to pay for the mortgage or rent to keep your family safe and warm... only to be presented with this kind of individual as your son or daughter.

/jp/ is a collective disgrace to the only people that will ever truly love or care for them. You can't really get much lower, you wretched cunts.

>> No.6274587

>>6274571
Just a waste of time for everyone involved, like the rest of 4chan.

>> No.6274588

>>6274567
maybe not valid input, but if I post something, I want people to read it and respond. Otherwise, what the fuck is the point? And putting sage in the e-mail field is counter-productive to that point.

Its just another retarded self depreciating japanese cultural thing

>> No.6274590

not sure if troll, but here is some infa 100% advice that i will provide hopefully without incriminating myself in the process.
first of all, it's not legal anywhere thanks to federal japanese law
secondly, you aren't going to be able to buy it illegally if you're foreign. unless you're the sultan of brunei or something.
unfortunately, just like any "healthy" mode of sexual activity, fucking kids requires confidence. you just need to stop pussyfooting at some point and do it. in japan, it's not uncommon to see girls as young as 6 riding the train alone. you just need to snatch her at the critical moment, use her, and split. it sounds crazy, but as far as race and psychology is concerned, you're in the clear. Witnesses are generally extremely unreliable when asked to recall certain features, even the victim herself. if you're white, doubly so. races that people aren't used to seeing ARR ROOK SAME, unless you have flaming red hair or something.

>> No.6274592

>>6274580
/r9k/ - /b/ lite. Religion, cut vs uncut, relationshits and politics and LOTS AND LOTS of camwhoring. Relatively meme-free, sometimes you get a decent thread but overall it's pretty shit. Overrun by normalfriends and hipsters.
/3/ - ??
/adv/ - Crap, crap, crap. Shit that was considered too shitty for even /r9k/. "hey guys im 16 help me. this girl looked at me, i think she wants to have sex, wat do"
/an/ - Barely any discussion, dead as fuck. Mostly imagedumping of cute animals. Decent-ish I suppose.
/cgl/ - Oh God, this board is bad. Drama & sluts - the board.
/ck/ - If you like food, pretty amazing. Relatively memefree, not too many idiots.
/co/ - Manchildren. They're pretty cool guys anyway. Don't know much about their board.
/fa/ - TERRIBLE! Overrun by memes, camwhoring and hipsters general.
/fit/ - It's shit. It's basically /adv/ but for exercising. And camwhoring.
/int/ - Trolls, memes and racism. That's it.
/jp/ - My board, I can't objectively judge.
/lit/, /mu/ - Pretentious people and trolls.

>> No.6274595

>>6274592
/n/ - See /o/
/new/ - See /int/.
/po/ - This board is so, so, so dead. I guess it can be enjoyable if you like Papercraft, though?
/sci/ - Trolls and idiots.
/sp/ - The big 3 would be the big 4 if this board was older. Basically /v/ with Sports instead of Video Games. Shitty 4chan memes and trolling everywhere.
/tg/ - One of the best board on 4chan. No lie. I don't browse it because I don't like board games and shit but if I did, I'd be really lucky. Really sweet board to discuss shit.
/toy/ - Dead but I hear they're a really good bunch of people.
/trv/ - I have no idea.
/tv/ - Shit. They just constantly troll each other about personal taste and spam greentext, reaction images and other various 4chan memes.
/vp/ - Really, really bad board. Spinoff of /v/, even shitter. You can add roleplaying to the list of shit they do.
/x/ - For some reason, /b/'s dumping grounds. Really, really bad for that reason. I feel bad for the people who actually like creepy stuff.

>> No.6274597

/jp/ is shitty and weird, yes this is undeniable.

However it is also ingenius in it's shittiness. You only have to look at our tripfags to see there's this impenetrable layer of meta to /jp/, it's a place where some of the strangest forms of performance on the internet play out.

Embrace your inner autism, take a shit on your floor and make /jp/ your blog today! Or better yet don't do any of that but tell people you do.

>> No.6274599

>>6274592
>/r9k/
>normalfriends

AHAHAHAHA


YOUR FUCKING JOKING RIGHT???

AHAHAHAHAHA

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>>6274597

>> No.6274605

>>6274592
Change /co/ to "obnoxious normalfags and women"
So like /sp/ except 60% female

>> No.6274606

>>6274597
>autism

How many people here actually have autism?

>> No.6274607

cont'd
Physically, it's not even an issue, you just put your hand over her mouth from behind and more or less fall on top of her. she's not going anywhere. it's definitely a different overall experience from more, err honest expressions of love, but you may find a unique thrill in having such a desparate writhing mass beneath you. and then when she finally submits to her fate (something western girls generally fight to the end) and your hand is warmed with silent tears... well, it's just a sublime pleasure.
anyway, you need to be quick. be forceful. be scary. don't half-ass it. this is where confidence comes in. if you're following her, too afraid that the moment is not yet right, you'll be suspicious from the get-go and she'll study your features. you just need to wing it. destroy her and dash.
obviously you don't want to be retarded, but you can score pretty easily around dusk on lone targets coming home from school clubs. go for the ones without friends

>> No.6274611

>>6274599
it's true. At least compared to us they are.

>> No.6274612

>>6274580
>/d/ ... No discussion, imagedumping
You haven't been to /d/ much, have you? They have discussions /jp/ can only dream of.

>> No.6274613

/co/ and /sp/ are by far the best boards

>> No.6274614

>>6274583

>> No.6274615

cont'd
friendless girls are good because they are also not self-confident and probably won't even report what happened out of shame. they can be pretty cute too.
anyway, KEEP MOVING. don't stay in one city obviously. the nice thing is that there are so many concrete hives with secluded areas, you can stay on the move for a while. don't overindulge. leave the country BEFORE patterns develop in the eyes of invesitgators. try again in a few more years. there's plenty of other good countries in the meanwhile.
it's institutionalized in southeast asia and parts of eastern europe, but nothing beats the thrill of the hunt in a first-world nation. japan is probably the best place for this too, given its population, stoic culture, and ignorance of westerners. good luck!

>> No.6274619

>>6274588
If you post shit, and you still want people to read it and respond, you're a troll.

For example - this thread is about having loving consensual sex with dogs. This whole sage discussion is off-topic, so you should sage when you reply to it to not disturb people who came here for the actual topic of the thread.

>> No.6274620

>>6274606

I believe the rule is that if you use autism in a sentence or save an image with an autism text, then you have autism.

So, anon, I guess now it's your turn to have autism.

>> No.6274621

>>6274611
Dude, I consider myself a fairly normal guy and everytime I browse R9K a just get upset at how far humanity has fallen. At least the fucked up shit you see on other boards (like this thread) are usually trolls. Not on r9k. They're just desperate lonely beta faggots through and through

>> No.6274622

This guy's telling the truth, a word of advice however, don't say a word. Or even really make a sound. DO what you came for and GO.

While I'm thinking about it, don't were cologne of deodorant either. Better smell like BO than anything at all. Totally neutral is best however. Wait for a cold day, but NOT a wet one. Time your move before the sun really sets yet after it's started to. Hope this helps OP.

>> No.6274623

>>6274619
lol

fuck that

>> No.6274624

>>6274599
They really are. At least by 4chan standards. Hookup threads and constant camwhoring.

>>6274612
I actually check /d/ a lot, their discussion threads are far and in between and always end up being about the same shit. 99.9% of the time it's imagedumping and bitching about what someone else is imagedumping.

>> No.6274626

Why so shitty /jp/?

>> No.6274627

Hey Faggots,

My name is Schopenhauer, and I exist because of our interconnected status within this metaphysical construct. All of you are Hypothetical, Matter-recognized, impedances on the eternal nature of mindness who spend every second of their meaningless, yet quaint existence looking at that which chooses to gaze upon them. You are everything bad in the world, as perceived by a greater majority of the moral sphere. Honestly, have any of you ever even fucking read The World As Will and Representation? I mean, I guess it's fun being completely unaware of the vast cosmic existence that pervades our very souls, deeming our own actions petty and inconsequential, playing to our own insecurities, but you all take this to a whole new level. This is even worse than that douche, Hegel.

Don't be a limited physical construct. Just hit me with your best shot (assuming that it exists within an existential realm of which I myself can perceive, if not interact with). I'm pretty much perfect (suck it, Descartes!). I was captain of the debate team (master-debater class of 1804) , and wrote a book. A fucking book. What books have you written, other than "jacking off to naked drawn Japanese people FOR DUMMIES"? My metaphysical treatises are the foundation for that which influenced the likes of Nietzsche, Wagner, and a whole mess of Germans. I have a hot bitch or ten in my stables at all times ("women are by nature meant to obey" who said that, faggots? Not you, that's fucking who.). You are nothing but an endless interplay of images and desires.

Thanks for listening, as if it mattered.

Pic Related: It's me and my fucking boss sideburns.

>> No.6274632

>>6274621
No. You don't browse this board enough, /r9k/ is small time compared to this, I still remember when /jp/ made a thread there and they all went towards moralism and crap like that saying we were a bunch of sick fucks.

>> No.6274633

>>6274621
>lonely beta faggots
>not normal

What delusion are you living in?

>> No.6274636

>>6274620

Well, fuck me then

>> No.6274638

>>6274626

Because it keeps people like you out of /jp/

>> No.6274641

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>> No.6274642

The only "normal" boards that I've seen on 4chan are /co/, /sp/ and yes, /b/ (they're just children). I havent browsed all the baords, but everyone other than that seems to be fucking weird

>> No.6274643

>>6274612
I do visit /d/ and I'd rather have it all imagedumping and no discussion. It's always "Femanon here. I want to do this and that with my boyfriend. How do I ask him? Blah, blah."

>> No.6274646

>>6274595
>/tg/ - One of the best board on 4chan.
You might want to update that, aggressive mods have ran off most of its previous userbase and it's full of /v/tards now.

>> No.6274649

>>6274624
>their discussion threads are far and in between and always end up being about the same shit
How exactly is /jp/ different?
But at least /d/ has polite, civil discussions and not the pseudo-trollfest on this board.

>> No.6274650

>>6274632
Dude I went to r9k once and got berated for being a "normalfag"

That is NOT a place for normal people. The fact that you view them as normal speaks volumes about yourself.

>> No.6274651

why has a perfectly fine dogfucking thread been ruined like this...

>> No.6274653

>>6274646
They only ran off the porn posting and 4e trolls.

>> No.6274655

>>6274646
>aggressive mods have ran off most of its previous userbase and it's full of /v/tards now.

You might want to update that, aggressive mods have ran off most of the newfags spamming porn and "what do" threads and it's full of fa/tg/uys again.

>> No.6274656

Fucking reported, all of you.

>> No.6274657

/jp/ is not interested in the least about your normal faggotry.

I, like many of you, suffer from problems. My problems don't involve any of your implausible ones, but mine are worth voicing to you in hope of getting some advice.
Anyways, I began to play Final Fantasy 4 about a month ago, and as I dove deeper and deeper into the game, the more and more I fapped to hentai of it. I continued to do so until the last fight.
Then I played the game again...and again... and again... I found myself checking out Rydia every on-screen moment she had. I began to stop going to my regular sites just to look at hentai of one person: Rydia.
I eventually had 1000s of pictures and some doujins of Rydia. I began to spend what others called absurd amounts of money on merchandise, and my apartment is coated with Rydia everywhere.
I've shut myself off from family and friends and felt an urge to just snuggle with my Rydia dolls.. Rydia is all I need. She probably wouldn't like the way my family is or how my friends behave.
I'm in love with Rydia. I keep praying that she'll come to see me one day and decide to live with me. I have nothing left to live for but Rydia. I know she can hear me, so I always talk to her telling her to come and visit me so our union can take place.
So, this is where you guys come into the picture. You're an all-purpose advice board. You definitely must know a way to help Rydia break free from behind her glass prison.
Please help! She's my perfect girl, and she's longing for me as much as I long for her.

>> No.6274658

>>6274653
They also explicitly endorsed quest threads and allowed video game threads. It's now up to the ears in both. Previously they were more like a benign swelling but now it's like a cancerous tumour.

>> No.6274659

>>6274656
owned

>> No.6274660

>>6274651

I know right? OP has probably been scared off by now, I wanted to see pictures of his waifu and details on how he felt about it all.

>> No.6274661

>>6274621
Everyone on 4chan is a lonely beta faggot.

The difference is, some people embrace it and don't pretend to be anything else (see: most of /jp/) while some choose to cultivate their delusions and either pretend or strive to be normal, successful, popular, etc. This is what's called "normalfaggotry" in the context of this site.

>> No.6274665

>>6274660
i remember the good old days when 4chan accepted dogfucking and it's variations.
I remember that anon who had a python waifu too.
Why has this place crumbled down to ashes.

>> No.6274666

>>6274650
They're about as normal as it comes for beta males.

Come back to me when /r9k/ is omega males like /jp/.

>> No.6274667

Well since we won't get any mroe details on dog fucking, I'd love to tell you guys the story of how I got kicked out of my house for beating, subduing, and then raping my younger sister. Any takers?

>> No.6274670

>>6274667
Continue.

>> No.6274673

>>6274667
thats gross why would you do such a nasty thing to such a beautiful creature

>> No.6274674

>>6274667

Oh you

>> No.6274675

/tg/ sucks, also full of normalfags and moralfags

They also do those rage threads where some retard reposts the same 5 pictures taken from furry forums and gets 300+ posts of people writing paragraphs of angry text about them like it's their first week on the internet. Every board that does that is shit.

>> No.6274679

>>6274661
I'm not going to pretend like I'm super successful or popular or anything. I have my issues like everyone else. I don't wallow in self pity or celebrate my shortcomings though. I dont give up on life like some people and just sit around jacking off to anime. If that makes me contemptable then fuck you. You're a faggot.

>> No.6274681

>>6274673
My little sister doesn't like Lucky Star, so I decided to set a trap for her. When she came home from school on Friday, I was waiting in her closet wearing an Old Man mask. I jumped out and went HRRRRRGGH which made her scream. She realized it was me and started yelling at me, so I hit her with a blast from my tazer. After tazing her for about a minute straight, I started shaking her shoulders and making a low, humming noise through my closed lips. As she came to, I said "I'm Dr. Wily" and raised and lowered my eyelids at her over and over. She tried to break free, but I placed her between her matress and box frame and laid on top of her until mom came home.

>> No.6274683

>>6274681
holy freak

>> No.6274685

>>6274681

And when did you rape her?

>> No.6274686

>>6274679
>contemptable

No, just different.

There's this weird misconception that we NEETs and hikkis hate everyone else, while we just want to be left alone.

>> No.6274687

>>6274681

What the fuck is wrong with you

>> No.6274689

>>6274658
/tg/ front page as of 06:10

>You now realize that Mephiston is currently the most powerful human in the universe.

40k power levels thread, on topic

>Hitler won world war two.

Alternate history setting thread, on topic.

>Which games don't you like?

System discussion, probably a thinly veiled 4e hate thread. On topic

>I need some good reasons for a woman to want to be a warrior in a low-magic fantasy setting based heavily on the feudal era.

On topic.

>Sure, fighters kinda suck in 3.5, but is it worth taking two levels for those bonus feats?

On topic

>So I recently saw it said on here that Mat Ward somehow destroyed or otherwise raped the Mentors.

40k fluff, on topic.

>green text changling/munchkin player story

On topic

>Sororitas Quest

I hate quests so I'll give you this one

>So this is my first time GM'ing.

Aaaand on topic. Compare to a few months ago where it would be
>monster girl thread 3 cont from here....
>Thri-keen waifu
>drawthread: "Draw another Demonette edition"
>Herp derp quest
>Furry thread: "Gnolls aren't furry you guise"
>meta thread

>> No.6274690

>>6274681
hahahaha

>I'm Dr.Wily!

>> No.6274691

Well, I like many other of you have been through the hell of what it is to actually have a sibling. It's never the happy time time you're led to believe. That isn't to say there aren't benefits. However they only await those willing to go after them. Now, my sister is one of those popular girls. Runs with the circle that stands on top in her school. Blond haired and blue eyed, she managed an early start. This sort of thing isn't really my type but we had something of a history. Now when we were younger (oh I'd say from the time I was 3 to about the time I was 5) we had a very active sexual relationship. This was the fault of a babysitter, but I have some memory of the events and let's just say I at least wasn't an unwilling participant. Cont'd

>> No.6274694

>>6274651
I find it pretty pathetic that people would bother to go to another board just to get attention from random anonymous loosers but oh well, if they can have fun that way.

>>6274667
Do go on.

>> No.6274697

>>6274689
This is exactly what I'm talking about. Everything but 'fighters kind of suck in 3.5' and 'What game systems don't you like?' is off topic.

>> No.6274698

>>6274689
whoops! Not 06:10 but 13:47, sorry.

>> No.6274699

>>6274681

thanks for the laugh anon

>> No.6274712

>>6274697

Even if I agreed with you, which I don't I think everything but the quest thread is perfectly fine, none of these topics would be covered under the mod's recent sticky.

>> No.6274730

>>6274691
So, back to the present. Having known my sister intimately, it was a little frustrating when she would act as many teenage girls do. So anyway, it was the year after we moved to a new city, which meant a new school, new friends and a new life. Around this time I had started getting into anime, and was well onto my way into weabooism. After a while I had started cutting school for various reasons and my home life was starting to suffer for it. The reason this is important, is becuase my sister, ever the socialite was making me look even worse than I was at the time. Eventually she started enjoying goading on the little conflicts that would arise for me. I usually handled these issues with pummeling the living shit out of her when I had the time. But I had noticed something recently. And I had my own reasons for holding back. My sister was now about 13 and entering a new stage of her life. And all kinds of wonderful things were starting to happen to her body. As my parents were the only inconvenience with my new plan, I kept up my usual antics but carefully noted how and when they would react. After all timing was key. Cont'd

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>>6274691

Hey, your sister is a whore.

Mine is not and I love her.

Pic related, me on the left, etc.

>> No.6274741

>>6274686
Wallowing in lonliness while contributing absolutely nothing to society is fucking sad if you ask me.

>> No.6274749

>>6274741
>contributing to society
Enjoy your slavery.

>> No.6274752

>>6274741

We didn't ask you.

>> No.6274754

>>6274741
Maybe I could contribute to society if people would ever hire me in a million years, but they wouldn't.

There's choosing not to, and then there's not being able to.

>> No.6274760

Well my sister had begun using the house as something of a meeting spot for her and her friends after school. And who am I to complain about a house full of lolis? But this was something of a problem. There was only one computer in the house, and it was in the room with them. Not wanting to take any chances one could imagine I was a little frustrated in more ways than one. My questionable internet usage had already raised some flags. Let me set the stage for you now. Some little thing was currently the topic of the house. My failing grades or something I think. And my sister was having a field day because of it. A simply sat in my room and waited. Noting everything. When her friends came, which ones they were. What I could find out about their parents. When my parents would not be able to spring a surprise visit home on me. After all I needed time. And a good it of it. For a bout a week this plan had been forming in my head. It was crazy, there was no way I could do something like that. But the thought was too sweet to pass up. And the teenage hormones flowing through my veins made it unresistable. Now I hadn't really thought out how far I'd go. But I thought some simple vanilla stuff with her and maybe a friend or two wouldn't be out of the question. How naive I was. How innocent. Enough pointless fluff. The day had come and there was only two of her friends home that day. I knew my parents wouldn't be home until late that night. And with a deadpan expression planted firmly on my face I stepped out of my room. Cont'd

>> No.6274779

>>6274754
Try substitute teaching (you do have at least an associates degree... right?). Thats what Im doing right now and it seems every school district is dying for people to come in.

>> No.6274787

>>6274779
Yeah, I can imagine the average /jp/sie becoming a substitute teacher...

Good way to make him kill himself.

>> No.6274790

>>6274779
>you do have at least an associates degree... right?
Nope. I finished high school and that's it.

I don't have the money to go to university and if I do I lose my unemployment benefit so I lose all of my income. I don't really feel like crawling back to my parents to beg for money again so I'm just stuck eking out an existence.

>> No.6274792

I hope we'll get to hear from OP again.

>> No.6274794

>>6274787
Yeah, you're right. Sorry forgot I was talking to /jp/ for a second. Last thing you want is to go back into a high school enviroment and get picked on all over again

>> No.6274798

>>6274779
I have a CompTIA A+ certification and nothing else.

>> No.6274803

>>6274760
I was nervous, but it couldn't show. This was my moment. Walking down the hall I had to pass a few family pictures. I knew what was to come would change the flow of the things forever. Now I didn't really know how things would work out. I'd never done anything like this before. They had some music playing far too loud. It was very bassy and would likley go on for some time. I calmly as I could walked over to the front door, took the deadbolt key out of my pocket turned the lock, and turned to my sister and her friends on the couch. This was it. No turning back. I laughed, I don't know why I laughed. Probably to try and break the ice. Anyway this prompted one of her friends to say something to me. I couldn't really hear it. I tried to respond that I needed to talk to my sister in my room for a moment. But I was drowned out by the music, wanting to stand me down in front of her friends my sister walks up to me (presumably to mouth off or something) but it was the way she did it, the swaying of her hips. The way her hair flowed off her shoulders, maybe her budding breasts. What had gone from a plan to molest my sister and a few of her friends had quickly turned into something else.Charged with new found purpose and satisfied my planning would carry over to this new stage I struck. Cont'd

>> No.6274804

>>6274790
Well you dont have a lot of room to complain about not getting a job if you dont have proper education. Community college isn't that expensive, and if you cant afford it I highly suggest you ask your parents to help invest in you so you can. Swallow your pride and do it.

>> No.6274812

>>6274804
>Swallow your pride and do it.
That's probably why I'm a NEET. I value my pride too much to compromise it.

>> No.6274813

>>6274804
Oh, right, like my parents haven't completely given up hope on me when I turned 24. They would rather throw money at their darling first born child (who also is unemployed, screw him).

>> No.6274816

>>6274804
That or take out student loans if community college is somehow too expensive. Try to get the lower interest federal loans.

>> No.6274823

>>6274816
I can't get a job. I know, I'll put myself into debt! Brilliant!!! I'm sure those loan sharks will only break one of my kneecaps.

>> No.6274825

>>6274812
>>6274813
Sucks man. But you gotta work with and deal through your issues. It sucks and may be hard, but otherwise you're just going to be posting on /jp/ all day being a loser faggot that dies alone.

>> No.6274833

>>6274823
Sometimes you have to go into debt before you can make money. I know I had to. And really, CC is not THAT expensive, you can pay off those loans relatively quickly.

>> No.6274842
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>>6274825
>posting on /jp/ all day being a loser faggot that dies alone
That's pretty much how it's going to go down. I always burn out from trying to get someone to hire me or some other apparently impossible task. I just give up a few weeks ago from a six-month string of trying to get a job. It's not the first time.

Pic kinda related.

>> No.6274845

>>6274825
I'll be a loser faggot with a dead end job who dies alone. So much better.

>> No.6274851

>>6274833
I'm still holding out on this government job placement program. Why spend money when I can wait for paperwork to get through and then spend tax payer money?

>> No.6274852

>>6274833
I know someone who did get a degree on debt and he hasn't been able to get a job. He's had to beg Citibank not to fuck him over too hard. He's been granted a year's forbearance at which point he'll have to start paying them back.

...of course this hasn't stopped the bank from proceeding to call him literally twice a day to harass him for the money he owes them. Even though he's got a forbearance, they always have an excuse like 'it's interest' or 'your forbearance hasn't cleared yet'.

I think I'm okay with being an unharassed hiki.

>> No.6274864

There was no time to think. I threw a good hit to the side of her head, when she lost her balance I grabbed her by the hair and tried to keep hitting her face until she would be more complacent. One of her friends screamed, the other sat there petrified. After I was sure my sister wouldn't be running anywhere I took after the more lively of her friends. This led to a chase to the back of the house. Where unfortunately she got out through the back door. After applying the dead bolt to that door too, I moved back to the living room. To find my sister getting back up and her friend shaking on the couch. Walking by the stereo it was still blarring off some nigger shit, but what can you do? I cranked the volume, grabbed her friend by the arm and threw her into this small broom closet. It was one of those types with little flimsy wooden bars making up the door so I know she could have gotten out if she really wanted to. Jamming a kitchen chair under the handle I was ready for the main event. My sister had gotten a hold of the phone somehow, when she got on her feet. In a desperate move (if she got a hold of someone it was over for me, it was already to late to turn back. I jump on her using my body to ride her as hit and slammed her arm holding the phone. When she finally dropped it I picked it up and continued my beating with it. I never really thought someone could bleed so much from just hitting them, and I was starting to make a mess. Pitching the phone into the other room I started to drag my sister to my room but she was still struggling too much. So I figured why not right here. Forcing myself down onto her chest I look for a suitable spot. The only thing close enough was the couch. So I drag her over to it (an arduous task) and throw her onto the cushion. Using my weight to pin her over the side, I go about the business of taking off her pants. Cont'd

>> No.6274882

>>6274852
That sounds kinda like bullshit to me.

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>>6274864

>> No.6274889

>>6274864
In something of a fury, I finished my task. After the first few times I came she was broken. I sat on her caressing her broken body and telling her the stories of how we would play like this as kids. I kept this up until about an hour before my parents showed up. When I simply got up grabbed my bag and headed out. I had no idea what I was going to do now, but I couldn't stay around for the incoming shitstorm I had caused. I wasn't in the best state at the time and don't have a perfect recollection of those hours we spent together. But I never truly felt as good and satisfied with my life as I did walking out that door. I hear my parents my my beaten and raped sister in the bathroom, having attempted to kill herself with a hairdryer. And of course her good friend who spent the whole time in the closet, in view of the whole thing. Kinda rude not to let her out before she went to kill herself eh? As for me, I spent the next few years living with a friend's relatives out of state doign this and that for the family until I was 18 and free to start my new life. And there you go guys, I'm a horrible writer, but the moral of the story, rape is really hard.

>> No.6274893

>>6274882
It sounds realistic enough to me. Heck, I don't know anyone from this generation who graduated recently and got a job. It's a shitty job market everywhere in the world, too, it's not just America.

>> No.6274897

>>6274852
Dude, I sympathize, I agree that college should be free...like many other first world countries, getting yourself into debt to get back out instead of will and determination to learn getting people into college is wrong. BUT, dude, community college is literally like 2K-3K a year. A part-time job would take care of that, unfortunately alot of those jobs and temp jobs. are the ones available instead of full-time ones. But, you got a high school degree, theres' jobs you can get, call centers pay double digit hourly wage and though most are temporary work, can help you pay off CC and then some. Some of those also turn into permanent part-time jobs.
Call centers suck dick when talking to customers, but I never even had a job prior to getting into my call center job, but they'll still take you. I was pretty antisocial like you, but talking to people over the phone as a day-to-day job does help you grow some balls talking to people irl. Trust me, there's ways dawg.

>> No.6274904

>>6274897
That's fine, Mr. Charismatic /sp/ jock, but I can't pass a job interview to save my life. You forget how much jobs have to do with social ability and not actually how much job-related skills you have.

>> No.6274908

I don't want to go back to real life. I like being a loser faggot posting on /jp/ 20/7.
But I know that this cannot go on forever. I'll get kicked out, I'll lose all my money or 4chan will die. So I decided to look for a job that will grant me enough freedom and work for little time to read visual novels all day. But there isn't. People doesn't get paid for working, but for wasting their time and mind in something boring and soul crushing.
There should be a third route. A hole in the system but I can't find it. I have years looking for it. I don't mind working but I don't want to lie and sell my personality. If only people could stop criticizing and could accept my "preferences"...

>> No.6274914

This was a good read, thread is now worthless so I'll let you guys arguing about shitty RL topics that no one care about.

>> No.6274916

>>6274904
Dude, I was a stammering loser, please just stop giving up. I seriously was like you dawg, I probably watch as much anime as you do, there just has to be a time when you man-up, you just haven't hit your breaking point yet it seems.

Just do some practice interviews/read up on interviewing and practice by yourself and you'll be fine. Take as much time as you need, just letting you know it can be done.

>> No.6274917

>>6274908
Actually most people goof off all day long and do things like download porn on government computers. It's getting the job in the first place that's the problem, actually doing "work" seems easy.

>> No.6274919

>>6274897
>Call centers suck dick when talking to customers, but I never even had a job prior to getting into my call center job, but they'll still take you
I'd love to. I'd do anything. But I don't even make it to interview stages.

I've paid for 'professionals' to look over my CV/Resume and make me look employable. Still doesn't work.

I got to a telephone interview with some banks but was informed that I 'wouldn't be happy' with the role. I tried my best to avoid sounding hiki, so they were probably just trying to make me feel better.

>> No.6274922

>>6274916
I actually got a temp job once working at a library.
But only because I was the only one who applied.

>> No.6274926

>>6274919
Seems like you're aiming too high then dawg. Call centers are filled with shitty people, apply to one, try it. I had to wait 6 months to get called back btw

>> No.6274927

>242 posts and 27 image replies omitted. Click Reply to view.
What the fuck, /jp/.

>> No.6274932

>>6274927
that's what happens when you don't ignore normalfags and act like a retard.

>> No.6274933

>>6274926
>aiming too high
Oh, I guess I didn't make it clear, it was call centres owned/run by banks that I was applying to

>> No.6274936

>>6274889
For some reason your story made me quite satisfied and in a good mood.

>> No.6274938

>>6274926
If he's aiming too high, what are you going for? Phone sex lines?

>> No.6274943

>>6274936
I live to serve.

>> No.6274956

>>6274943
I wish I could tell you about my fucked up relationship with my sister. Maybe I will, some other time.

>> No.6274958
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>This thread.

>> No.6274968

>>6274956
Was that the loli face fart story?

>> No.6274975

>>6274956
Eagerly awaiting it anon, whenever you feel comfortable with it.

>> No.6274983

>>6274938
um there's plenty of call center bros, there's a call center for every product. I work at one for a bottled water company. You're going for banks, you're aiming too high.

>> No.6274998

>>6274983
I actually sat in on a call center training class once since I could do it for free. It was actually pretty amusing. Still don't think I could get hired, though.

>> No.6275006

>>6274998
Doesn't hurt to try. If you don't get the job, big deal? You're back at square one, if you get to the next step of hiring, then keep it up! I had to put in a ton of applications before I got hired and had to do some waiting before I got hired.

>> No.6275009

>>6274968
I am now watching this thread.

>> No.6275025

>>6275006
I have to get my suit dry cleaned, I have to spend money on gas, then I have to go to the job interview and I'll I ever get is, "we'll call you back, sir."

>> No.6275029

>>6275025
You told me you didn't even get to that stage? What is this? Some progression? Some hope...some self confidence....

>> No.6275038

>>6275029
Different anonymous. Two people are talking to you.

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This isn't new.

>> No.6275058

>>6275025
well, I didn't wear no suit for an interview for a call center. Most places, especially call centers are business casual

>> No.6275089

>>6275058
But I like my suit, if I don't wear at least a sports jacket, my stomach sticks out and I look all fat.

>> No.6275089,1 [INTERNAL] 

Threads like these

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>>6275089,1
Threads like these... what?

>> No.6275089,3 [INTERNAL] 

Threads like these make me happy I'm a virgin.

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