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6323177 No.6323177 [Reply] [Original]

>wearing tight jeans
>balls start to itch
>only way to make them feel better is to pinch them
>pinch around some
>accidentally squeeze a nut hard
>spend the next five minutes kneeling over in agony

>> No.6323184

>wearing tight jeans
nope

>> No.6323191
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>only way to make them feel better is to pinch them

>> No.6323200

Even the tightest of jeans should allow you to shove a hand down there

>> No.6323203
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6323203

The moral of the story is to not be an obese person.

>> No.6323208

>>6323177
Might want to get those scabies checked out.

>> No.6323211

>>6323200
it's a trap

>> No.6323213

>>6323200
Not without popping the button off.

>> No.6323218

>>6323203
What're you talking about?

My jeans are loose enough to keep a shotgun in comfortably and I'm a fatass.

>> No.6323223

Stop wearing emo pants, faggot.

Reported.

>> No.6323232

I pinched my balls loads of times, and none of them I squeezed one of my nuts. You must be doing it wrong.

>> No.6323234
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>>6323218
Fatasses have more body heat. Hence, they have itchier balls.
This is scientific fact.

>> No.6323236
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6323236

Just went down to 7-Eleven in some tight jeans, to pick up some of these baby's. I just had to have some right now.

>> No.6323237

>legs twitch sporadically when I sit down

>> No.6323270

>>6323236
>leave your house without any second thoughts while wearing tight jeans
Why are you even on /jp/?

>> No.6323291

Who the hell doesn't wear tight/fitted jeans? Are you even trying to be the little girl, /jp/?

>> No.6323304

>>6323291
We don't live in the 60s anymore.

>> No.6323309

tight > baggy

except if your fat

>> No.6323316
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6323316

tight jeans are delish

you just wish you could see my cute little ass prancing around in them


I know you all too well /jp/-chan

>> No.6323317

We can wear tight jeans together, OP.

after I report you're thread

>> No.6323354

>>6323184
>>6323223
>>6323236
>>6323270
>>6323291
>>6323317
>>6323309
I dont get whats wrong with tight jeans.... I usualy wear them and they look a loooooooot better than those baggy jeans that hip-hop kids/ghetto girls usualy wear....

>> No.6323368

>>6323234
Baby powder bro.

A little bit after the shower and your balls stay perfectly dry.

>> No.6323375

>>6323304
A lot of clothing I wear wouldn't look out of place in the 60s. Problem?

>> No.6323377

>>6323354
I love em. Only pants i wear, which is why i went to 7-eleven with them.

>> No.6323379

>>6323354
Female detected. And she likes men in tight jeans.

>> No.6323382
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>>6323368
Ew. As expected, fat people are disgusting.

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>>6323382

>> No.6323400

>>6323382
Athletes have been doing it for years, as well as farms workers and anyone who actually sweats.

Moral of this story, You need to go outside more.

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6323409

If your dick has a significantly size, wearing tight trousers makes woman look down there, hrrhrr.
(especially when you put your three fellows down there in the right position; no it's not perverted as long as they like it!)

Guess it would be quite embrassing with a small one, you know.

>> No.6323426

>>6323409
Why would I want people looking at my cock?

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>>6323426

>> No.6323471

>>6323426
It distracts them from other things that you wouldn't want them to notice.

>> No.6323487

I wear knee length shorts and I stick my hand up a leg when I need to scratch my balls.

Jeans are for kids!

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