/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

What did you learn today, /jp/?

[Anonymous No.]

I made one of these, though I fucked up on the top right step, yet it came out okay.

[Anonymous No.]

So tsundere.

[TheDerpinator !!4UlXFsggvTA No.]

Let's see... at my job, I learned that every girl driving is a fucking retard(I work at a gas station right now)

I learned that I can't foward my ports correctly.

I learned that Motts garden cocktail and beer taste like shit, where Clamato is god like. There was no clamato left at my gas station.

I learned a few mathematics theorems by doing my adult's schooling books.

that's pretty much it, a fucking shitty day.

[Anonymous No.]

24 hours is too short

[Anonymous No.]

>>6335566
You seem like a nice person, but please lurk a bit more before continuing to post in /jp/, as the way you post chafes at the edges of accepted board etiquette.

[Anonymoose No.]

>>6335553
Oh!
I got it!
So small though. I need bigger paper.

[Anonymous No.]

drunk is good

[Anonymous No.]

>>6335566
>Clamato

[Anonymous No.]

not to ejaculate with your penis straight up vertically, its caused it to sting and pissing doesnt do the trick so i had to wait it out

[Anonymous No.]

I relearned about 30-60 kanji I actually already learned months ago but completely forgot due to laziness. Let's see how far my motivation will get me this time.

[TheDerpinator !!4UlXFsggvTA No.]

>>6335571
I don't really get what made my post unacceptable, tell me so. The funny thing is that I've been lurking since winter 07, coincidentally when I started watching anime. I never really went to any ''intelligent'' boards, so excuse my manners. I was always on /a/ and /g/, where such things never existed. I recently have taken a liking to /jp/,/fit/,/sci/,/toy/ boards as they are slower and anons as well as tripfriends are usually more civilized and discuss more.

TL;DR : Never went to any good board since recently, my bad.

[TheDerpinator !!4UlXFsggvTA No.]

>>6335585
Yeah, it's delicious. You add about 40 mL to your beer, improve the taste so much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6335596
Avoid: tripcodes, greentext, emotes, telling us how your day was, telling us anything about yourself, admitting that you come from /a/, bumping threads unnecessarily, memes, any meta-discussion whatsoever, also, I haven't seen it, but also reaction images and greentext.

[Anonymous No.]

looking back at some of my saved touhou replays from a year ago, i honestly was shocked to find out that i was so bad back then. things that used to be impossible are now child's play

[Necrobrotent No.]

Wearing a baggy shirt will clog a grinder blade before it has a chance to rip out your entrails.

I'm also very glad I learned this lesson.

[TheDerpinator !!4UlXFsggvTA No.]

>>6335639
While I agree and also already follow everything you said, I once in a while get caught drifting in a stupid thread because no other thread catches my attention. Also, certain memes have impact and a good sense of humor when used right along with greentext to quote.

I currently use my trip so I can communicate better with people playing Hisoutensoku, not to gain Efame. If I want a big Epenis, I'll go play some MMORPG.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6335670
I advise that you restrict usage of your trip to the soku thread, but do whatever you want, I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6335670
Please use memes sparingly and never greentext. Don't think of this as a rule; consider this a plea from someone who has been around since before the split.

[Anonymous No.]

That there are only two or three good threads going on /jp/ at any time.

[Kaguya is a !BEaRD8DGAI No.]

>>6335605
You've made me curious. Which beers do you normally add Clamato to?
I ask cause if it's some kind of piss beer, I have news for you: that wasn't beer

[Anonymous No.]

I went to an Autumn festival today. At first I was bothered by all the people, the music, everything about it. I wanted to leave that place. I wanted to be back in my room, infront of my computer. When somebody would tell me a joke, I couldn't laugh. I couldn't smile. I could only wear an expressionless face. I must have looked like an asshole, sitting there with no expression, or possibly a bit of a scowl on my face. I couldn't help it though. I've never felt like that before; wanting to leave a place so badly that it's affected my emotions.

After we finished eating and started walking around, I couldn't help but notice that there were a lot of little girls there. I couldn't help but look at them. Thinking about people seeing me looking at them made me feel uncomfortable, and I started walking and acting rigid. I tensed up. I'm sure you know what I'm talking about. What's considered normal when looking at a little girl? How long can I look? Where can I look? Will I draw more attention to myself if I don't look at them? I haven't looked at a girl infront of my parents in over ten years, ever since I overheard my stepfather saying it was gross that I had a girlfriend at age 11. That's when I gave up on everything, basically.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6336464
feelsbadman.swf

[Anonymous No.]

>>6336464
>I went to an Autism festival today

Admit it, you read it that way.

[Anonymous No.]

I learned that I've not showered in over a month and nobody has noticed.

[proREMIRIAt Elite Force Commander !rSDMROXTB. No.]

I learned that I can get high by eating nutmeg.