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Which Touhou Character would you want to take a shit with?

>> No.6440762

Unzan, because I am honestly curious how that works.

>> No.6440763
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6440763

Which Touhou Character would you want to take a shit in?

>> No.6440774
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6440774

Ice shit must hurt.

>> No.6440777

>>6440755

Chen. I guess I'm not that bothered if my cat sees me.

>> No.6440784

>>6440755
Why the .. what the ... who would ... ? I don't even

Is that fake? Because ... I think my brain just broke.

>> No.6440795

>>6440784
OP here, I don't know. Someone posted it in an idolmaster thread posing the same question a few days ago.

But if you think about it from a practical perspective, shitting is the most private of actions. If you marry someone, it's the only personal action you have left. To shit with your waifu... that implies true intimacy!

>> No.6440797

>>6440784

You should have seen what we had in the Navy. In bootcamp you get a 40x25 building with a single toilet did center, and everyone in your unit lines up in a circle that wraps around it.

Then you get on a ship and the toilets are two benches with holes. The holes are so close you're touching the guys hips next to you and there' so little room between the benches that your legs are between the guys across from you.

>> No.6440806

>>6440797
>>6440795
That is, unless you're in the navy.

>> No.6440815

>>6440777

This times a billion. My cat just runs into the restroom to do whatever she needs to do while I go.

>> No.6440826

Pilot to Bombardier > Pilot to Copilot

>> No.6440841

>>6440797
That is unreasonably gay, though I'd think it wasn't always full.

>>6440815
>I'm allergic to cat hair
>fuck it, I love cats anyway
>sitting in my computer chair
>buck naked
>feels good man
>look down
>my crotch is a bear
>no wait, it's just my cat lying across my lap

>allergic to cat hair

>the cat is lying across my naked lap

I kept the bathroom door especially closed while I was taking a shit so that wouldn't happen then.

>> No.6440859

>>6440797
read whole post with Village People song in head

Navy shit is gayer than I imagined.

>> No.6440879

>>6440859

It's not gay if the balls don't touch, an that only ever happened when they cut the lights. (Not really.)

>> No.6440880

>>6440859
I heard the song too

>> No.6440894
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>>6440755
>Which Touhou Character would you want to take a shit with?

Preferably none of them.

>> No.6440896

>>6440894
you're a fucking weirdo.

>> No.6440899

>>6440896
No shit.

>> No.6440897

The one who takes the biggest shits

>> No.6440901

>Reimu's Yin-Yang Orb exhibits some strange powers, aside from helping her attack her enemies. The greatest powers of the Hakurei Yin-Yang Orb are:

>1. Even if you eat sweets, you won't get fat
>2. One of your favorite aromas can be given off
>3. The yin-yang orb can be disguised as a cat

With the power of number 2, you have permanent air freshener, so Reimu.

Sakuya is also a good choice as you'd already find yourself done before you even started.

>> No.6440916

Suika's shit would STINK.

>> No.6440938

>>6440894

Think about it this way:

Take a shit with someone else might be a very unpleasant experience. However, you just took a shit with a Touhou of your choice. That means, somehow, a Touhou is with you. You have a Touhou.

Get where this is going?

>> No.6440949

>>6440938
>unpleasant
It's only unpleasant if you make it unpleasant, or if you pick the wrong Touhou.

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>>6440938
I have absolutely no response to that, so here's Flandre being herself.

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Superior.

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6441008

Cirno, her shit would be ice and thus would not smell. also, dem delicious plopping sounds.

>> No.6441015

>>6440951

On the inside, I think she's probably a really nice person.

>> No.6441029

suika because she'd shit rum truffles

>> No.6441062

>>6440999
That looks like a cool way to play games with someone.

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6441067

I don't have any pictures of her, but I think I'd want to take a shit with Yuugi.

She seems like the kind of gal who'd light her farts. We'd be bros forever.

Pic unrelated, but I'm pretty sure her shit really does smell like roses...so probably not a bad second choice.

>> No.6441098

>>6441062

Games of what sort?

>> No.6441253

>>6441015

I disagree.
I'm inside her right now, and I'm not a nice person at all.

>> No.6441317

>>6441098
Arm wrestling.

>> No.6441346

>>6441098
I was thinking DS or >>6441317

>> No.6442340

QUALITY THREAD

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