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6815786 No.6815786 [Reply] [Original]

Youkais are good
Humans are evil
Shrine maiden is insane

>> No.6815803

Touhou 1: Reimu goes on a genocidal rampage.
Touhou 2: Reimu seeks revenge for Mima's revenge for Reimu's previous rampage.
Touhou 3: Reimu interferes with academia and scientific progress.
Touhou 4: Reimu kills a youkai who tried to help her.
Touhou 5: Reimu orphans Alice and destroys an entire world for its creator's belief in free enterprise.
Touhou 6: Reimu places a little girl under house arrest.
Touhou 7: Reimu prevents an innocent girl from being revived.
CoLA: Reimu mugs a youkai for reading.
Touhou 7.5: Reimu breaks up parties.
Touhou 8: Reimu strips away Gensokyo's defenses against a Lunar invasion.
Touhou 9: Reimu attacks people for no good reason.
Touhou 10: Reimu oppresses other religions.
Touhou 10.5: Reimu endorses slave labor.
Touhou 11: Reimu cuts back funding for alternative energy sources.
Touhou 12: Reimu persecutes Youkai Jesus.

>> No.6815807
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Sanae is a slut.

>> No.6815809

I made that reactionface

>> No.6815825

>>6815803
Reimu should be killed or something and some one else taking over as main character.

>> No.6815828

>>6815807
i used to hate sanae.
but now i've leanred to love her.

>> No.6815839

>>6815825
Marisa is the main character of my heart

>> No.6815840
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Reimu thread.

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>>6815825
NOPE.

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>>6815852
YEP.

>> No.6815903
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>Too many humans; not even our 70,000 warriors could fight them. It sounds unbelievable only to those that have never faced a human army. Tell me, how many soldiers do you think they dropped? No, not 100,000. 200,000? No, guess again; we would have defeated them even if they had landed that many. Enough guessing, I'll tell you: they landed over six million soldiers that day.

>Each of our warriors were trained to face enemies in single combat, but not even the greatest Avatar of War can defend all sides at once. Humans don't understand the concept of honorable combat, seeing one-on-one battles between equals as foolish. Instead, they stuck at our supply lines, poisoned our food and drink, broadcast loud propaganda at night to disrupt our rest, let loose vermin that carried plagues their bodies could withstand and ours could not. And when all that was done, took potshots from afar with snipers and drones. Only when we were truly weakened did their assaults come.

>But in any case, set your sights on other things besides the humans. Wage other wars, for those...those we might win. But not humans. Anything, but those accursed humans.

>> No.6815964

Youkais are peacefully trying to live and mind their own business in peace while evil humans invade, oppress and kill youkais. While they seek peace or at least refuge humans are evil and racist and still continue conflict.

>> No.6815993

>>6815903
where is this quote from?

>> No.6815999
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>3DPD

>> No.6816000

>>6815903
Humanity FUCK YEAH in my /jp/?

It's /tg/er than you think.

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>> No.6816015

>>6815903
200 Army Special Forces with modern weaponry and tactics vs 100,000 Youkai. Morale in full effect. Assume infinite ammo, medical supplies, etc. Who wins?

>> No.6816017
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>caring about reimu

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>>6816017

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>> No.6816028
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It's funny how the human villagers don't go to her shrine often because they think she's too friendly with the youkai.
Even the youkai aren't bothered by Reimu's behavior, get over it.

>> No.6816031

>>6816015
>Each of our warriors were trained to face enemies in single combat
Assuming the special forces travel in groups of 2 or bigger, humans win.

>> No.6816035
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I love Reimu and so should you.

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>>6816031
That's a quote from some /tg/ thread about aliens fighting humans, it has nothing to do with Touhou.
Most youkai are far from 'warriors', or even trained.
Of course, there are exceptions.

>> No.6816063

>>6816049
>Most youkai are far from 'warriors', or even trained.

They train danmaku all day, every day.

>> No.6816070

>>6816028
Poor Orin, she is going to get her head smashed by that devil pretending to be shrine maiden after she won trust in Orin eyes she is going to kill her... disgusting;_;

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>>6816049
I think i know what you're getting at

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>>6816028
Only 19 results with the 燐霊 tag. I am frustrated.

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>> No.6816118

>>6816063
Pretty light shows won't do much against an invading force.
But then they don't need to be trained to be good at killing humans, it comes naturally.

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>>6816070
Why would Reimu kill her pet?
Especially one given to her by Yukari.

>> No.6816203

>>6816095
Some pictures cause me to stop and just stare at them for a moment, and this is one of those.

>> No.6818729

Youkai are dumb.

>> No.6818738
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Superior miko hijack

>> No.6818749

>>6818738
Did I say you could stop sucking my cock? No, get back to it, faith is not free.

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>>6816015

Like you even have to -ask-?

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Hello Youkai, will be dead all very soon.

>> No.6818825 [SPOILER] 
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楽園の
素敵な
巫女

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>Adrenalin, that stuff's just incredible. Considered an illegal and potentially lethal drug in 90% of the galaxy, but humans have bodies DESIGNED for it and produce it naturally. One time my unit was on a joint mission, acting heavy support for two human "Rayn-garrs" when a trio of Kell-Wreth in full Mechanized battle dress get the drop on us. Veins monstrously blue and throbbing, their underdeveloped vocal cords making a horrible wail. Kell-Wreth use adrenaline as a combat drug - abducting humans to harvest their adrenaline glands sparked the war we were fighting - and these ones were so doped they couldn't act rationally. Their whirring gauss weapons shredded one human in a brief splay of blood, paralyzing my unit in horror. I was unable to grip my caster steadily enough to get a clean shot, but the human reacted instantly. Dashing behind our transport he began to return fire, luring the Kell-Wreth into an advance my wild shots did little to wound or dissuade. Then the human leaps into the air, jams his slug-thrower's bayonet right into a Kell-Wreth's face, and fires a point-blank volley that obliterates the beast's head. Unable or unwilling to dislodge his weapon from his victim's remains, the human then charges another brute and gouges its eyes out with his bare hands. His bare hands. The Kell-Wreth's cries somehow became worse before the human broke its neck. By then my unit had maintained composure, and incinerated the final attacker. We later found out the human had been shot five times in non-lethal areas. He simply did not feel it at the time. Adrenalin; amazing stuff.

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>>6818923

Please let there be sauce for this

>> No.6819506

>>6819448
The image's source should be found easily enough through saucenao/iqdb.

The text's source is another paraphrased HFY from /tg/.

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