/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

This is your new sister. Treat her well, /jp/!

[Anonymous No.]

I always wanted one.

[Anonymous No.]

You thread was deleted earlier. Do not post it again.

[Anonymous No.]

my little sister can't be this much of a whore

[Anonymous No.]

Don't want 3 sisters. I'd rather have a servant.

[Anonymous No.]

Why does Cirno look so spoiled in that picture? Is it just the pose?

Well, doesn't matter, I'd spoil her all the time if she was my imouto.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6836288

Would you buy her nice things?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6836288

It's the twintails man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6836290

Not him, but I'd give her my second DS and we could play games. That would be fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6836288
>>6836290
>>6836297
/jp/ is so innocent

[Anonymous No.]

I could use a new sister, my older one is pregnant with a NED. Feels bad to be the youngest, man.

[Anonymous No.]

Looks like I'm going to have to cook something nice tonight. I can't have my sister going on an empty stomach.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6836317

None of the acronyms listed under "NED" on Wikipedia seem to fit here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6836322

What are you going to make? Pasta?

Pasghetti?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6836324
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ned_%28Scottish%29

[Anonymous No.]

"It has a touhou picture so it's fine" logic is not very nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6836336

I see, I see. I was stuck thinking it was an acronym and not just a regular word. "NED" not "Ned" and such.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6836360
Eh, it was my fault for saying it in all caps

[Anonymous No.]

I already have 2 little sisters. But I would not mind another one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6836367

Do you cook dinner for them, Anonymous?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6836367
Do you brush their hair, Anonymous?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6836367

[Anonymous No.]

>>6836370
>>6836394
I take the younger one out to the zoo, clothes shopping and to the cinema, she also plays fighting games with me, even though she is terrible. She lets me take pictures of her wearing dresses. I don't get along as well with the other one because she's older.

[Anonymous No.]

please get rid of her. dont want my house to be more cold than it already is

[Anonymous No.]

>>6836417
It's too hot where I live, please give her to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6836416

Would you make dinner for them, Anonymous?

If so, what would you make for them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6836428
I made a pizza for the younger sister today, I handmade the base and everything. My cooking skills are limited but I try to make nice cakes and stuff for her, it's all part of being a good brother.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6836416
>I don't get along as well with the other one because she's older.
That's rather depressing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6836438

You're such a good brother, Anonymous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6836438
Good thing I was browsing my folder and found these today.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6836428
Why are you so obsessed with the food? Wait, are you a little girl who is hungry right now and in need of fuel for your fantasies of anon making food for you?

[Anonymous No.]

I don't want it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6836443
So, how is your plan going anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6836440
She is 16 and she regularly has boys over when she thinks no one is home, she also acts like a spoiled brat. I am perfectly justified in not getting along with her.

[Anonymous No.]

Please modify it to proper sister standards

[Anonymous No.]

>>6836438

That's nice. I am an astronomical failure at cooking, so it may be good that I don't have a sister.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6836438
But.. loli haet pizza!

[Anonymous No.]

>>6836451
Yeah, I figured it was that kind of thing. Still a bit sad, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6836451
Typical normal slut. Work hard to not make the other one like that, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6836446

Maybe.

Wait, what's that called again? Autogynephilia?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6836462
I do, she is the exact opposite of the other sister, so innocent and pure. She complains when I try to buy her dresses, because she thinks she isn't worth the money. She has the wonderful combination of being very pretty and having low self esteem. She also bought me Atelier Rorona for my birthday, because she thought I would enjoy it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6836474

Did you enjoy it, Anonymous?

[Anonymous No.]

Ive always wanted a little sister.

If I had a little sister I would watch out for her anytime my mother tried to make her wear anything lame. I would always be there for her anytime she was in trouble or just needed a ride somewhere.

Id always be there to help her with her home work. When she started to get curious about her body I would explain in detail everything she needs to know.

If she ever went out on a data I would stalk her, for her protection, of course. I would stalk her boyfriend and investigate his past. If he was skum, I would plant cocaine on him and alter the cops, wait out side his house in the dark and assault him or cut his break lines.

I would be a model brother, always looking out for her well being, from the shadows.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6836474
Do you hug her regularly, Anonymous?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6836474
I wish your sister was my sister. Then we could be brothers! Nothing can be more satisfying than knowing you're my brother, anonymous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6836474
Is your sister Aeka?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6836493
There are a lot of girls with that stereotype.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6836504
But shes the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6836474
>very pretty and having low self esteem
I hate to break it to you but this will probably be a very bad combination for her once she gets older and boys take notice of her.

[Nipaah !desuV9JP12 No.]

aren't you the same guy who asked from what anime she was earlier on /a/?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6836507
Oh boy no she isn't.

Here, have some high tier material.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6836479
I thought it was pretty cool, I liked Cory and the puppet girl a lot. Need to replay it and get the other endings though.

>>6836485
Every time I see her, and I pick her up and spin her around as well, since she is very light.

>>6836492
I wouldn't mind having a half decent brother, my older brother has anger management problems and tried to suffocate me once because I borrowed one of his games without asking.

>>6836493
She is far superior to Aeka, although from what she tells me, she doesn't have many friends at school, I suppose it's because she has different interests to the other girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6836517
nice opinions you have there, to bad i dont care about them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6836510
Some boys have already taken notice of her, and she flat out told them that she wasn't interested. I am terrified of when she gets older though, because I know she won't stay like she is now forever.

[proREMIRIAt Elite Force Commander !rSDMROXTB. No.]

dat almost inexistent mouth.

but no thanks, I have 3 sisters already... and while I'm working they are being lazy little shits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6836510
Yeah, it will be pretty bad when they notice her low self-esteem and use it to manipulate her into helping them with their homework.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6836521
You'll just have to make her yours.

It's the only way.

[Nitori's Faceless !FRIENDgj1s No.]

>>6836531
stain her in your colour

it is the only way

[Anonymous No.]

>>6836531
That's a impossible dream and you know it anon.

[Anonymous No.]

I already have 5 sisters, I don't need another one!

[Anonymous No.]

>>6836528
Man, you see a nigger sitting next to a cute white girl and you automatically think rape. I feel ashamed of my racist mind. Ill never discriminate against niggers again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6836531
I try my best, but I am definitely nothing more than a brother to her. One time when we were holding hands in town, I said 'it looks a bit like we're girlfriend and boyfriend', and she just laughed it off. I guess I should be grateful that we're so close in the first place, my parents let me give her the talk about sex and whatnot, because I get along better with her than they do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6836546
Do you have any pictures of her? I wish I had a little sister to take pictures of.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6836546
Well that sounds wonderful, even though I think your lieing your ass off. Your claim that shes better than Aeka was a dead give away. However I like to keep an open mind and give you the benefit of the doubt.

Buy some black cloths and some make up. Buy a cheap car and make sure no one knows you have it and keep it in carpool parking lots. And a high powered camera. Then start stalking her and her boy friends anytime shes out alone with a boy. Only you can protect her chastity, her hormone driven mind and pier pressure will lead her to do things she doesnt want to. You have to protect her from her self.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6836555
Protip: Never ask brother to give you his littler sister's pictures.

[Anonymous No.]

WHAT DID YOU DO WITH MY ACTUAL SISTER

>my parents let me give her the talk about sex and whatnot, because I get along better with her than they do.

That is both heartwarming and a little sad. I'm glad you're such good friends.
...but taking pictures of her in dresses is kind of creepy.

>>6836538
It's probably because of the basketball jersey and the gold jewelry that you think that. It's okay. When I see the huge balls attached to the girl's head I automatically think "retard".

[Anonymous No.]

>>6836546
>One time when we were holding hands in town, I said 'it looks a bit like we're girlfriend and boyfriend', and she just laughed it off.
At least you had the courage to give it a shot and see if she would reciprocate. Keep treating her well, your time with her is short. ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>6836521

Don't get too used to that side of little sisters now. It will only make it harder when she wants to spend her time with some douchebag who obviously only wants into her pants, rather than with you.
The purer they are the more it hurts when you see that they don't notice they are being taken advantage of.
But be sure to make clear that you love her more than anybody. Show your appreciation. Later she won't be that receptive for it anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6836546
Make sure she gets a man who is good enough for her, then. I was about to say that you should give her to one of us, but I can't even joke about something like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6836579
A good brother gives them automatically. As your big brother Anonymous, ill make it my mission to stalk her for you. If need be ill give her a dicking before she wastes her virginity on some random nigger. Thats just how I am, always giving.

[Anonymous No.]

No thanks, my little sister is such a bitch and she's only 10. She used to be such an angel though, wonder what changed her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6836587
She doesn't mind me taking pictures of her, I use them as my desktop background and she thinks it's nice of me. She recorded some voice clips for me to use as windows startup sounds. She means more to me than anything in the world.

>>6836555
I don't have any time stamped pictures of her or anything, but I can post some pictures of her with the face removed.

[Anonymous No.]

This thread is shit. Reported

[Anonymous No.]

>>6836618
no you are shit, reported.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6836605
No.
Never put pictures of your sister even anywhere near the internet. Especially not 4chan, retard.
Not even with her face cropped out. Have some common sense.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6836605
But the face is the most important part. But yeah don't do it anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6836622
I know it's a stupid idea, but I know that people think I'm lying, and it feels like an insult to my sister, like they are denying her existence.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6836618
Reported for abusing the report system

[Anonymous No.]

>>6836622
stfu, I post my cock on the internet all the time and Im still here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6836605
Post them for us, please ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>6836627
>like they are denying her existence.
That's because she doesn't exist, you just have your slutty sister and being the hikki you are you created another younger sister that is your ideal image of a perfect sister.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6836627
As long as her face is cropped out, nothing bad can happen. Also make sure you crop out anything in the background that could give away your location.

[Anonymous No.]

Can I have a border collie instead, please.

One that doesn't shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6836627
And Don't save in .jpeg - EXIF metadata. .png is perfect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6836627
Don't. These guys are freaks.
They will edit their favourite loli onto her face, print out the picture and bukkake your little sister precious memorium. You don't want that, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6836664
Shop a glorious 2D loli on to a 3D's body? Why dont you post a picture of your self so I can surgically shop a pigs head on to your body.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6836651
.png saves more than one layer of photo information, save it in .jpg so if you censor her face they can't undo it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6836687
Looks like both of you are trying to trick the guy with the same purpose of layers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6836675

I needed to illustrate a horrible consequence of him posting that pic.
I thought staining 2D's perfection with 3D was horrible enough. You think my example was lacking?

[Anonymous No.]

Here she is, I really don't want her boobs to grow anymore. She would look weird.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6836692
Your "sister" looks like a slut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6836693
I actually wanted to point out that guy was a troll, I didn't know I was wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6836687
It won't, unless you add new layer...

[Anonymous No.]

>>6836705
I don't know which of you is right or wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't feel comfortable in this thread anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6836699
repost it, the fucker deleted it to fast.

[Anonymous No.]

Here she is, I really don't want her boobs to grow anymore. She would look weird.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6836713
Look the archive. The thumbnail should be enough for you.

The only part that matters is the face anyways and you can't see it.

[Anonymous No.]

But I already have two sisters. Why would I want another one

[Anonymous No.]

>>6836714
I deleted it because all this talk of EXIF data and shit made me panic, I feel uncomfortable now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6836714
>1295484994902s.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>6836717
>>6836714
But I wanted to see her dress. I cant see the details on the dress with a little tumbnail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6836729
It's just a flowery summer dress, she has another one that is purple and white, and a more expensive dress made of green silk stuff with black lace.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6836729
The dress was rather plain what you see in the thumbnail is pretty much it. It's just a solid blue color with flowers or some shit on it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6836723
Their trolling you. The image format means nothing as long as you dont have layers. Images dont save metadata, programs save meta data. Even then its not like its saving your address, its regional information, like what timezone you are in. Its also only certain programs that do it, like anything made by microsoft.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6836725
>destroy_all_hymens.jpg
Made me laugh.

[Anonymous No.]

One of you all must have loaded it. someone post it again. I have a thing for dresses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6836742
Some cameras (phones too) actually save GPS coordinates in the metadata.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6836759
Thats true for phones but most cameras dont have the stuff to do that.

[Anonymous No.]

Don't worry, sister-anon, from what I can see in the tiny thumbnail, your sister looks very cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6836714
d'awww

[Anonymous No.]

>>6836714
Got a bigger picture? I cant even see her toes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6836725
>>6836729
>>6836753

Jesus christ you creepy son of a bitch, can't you just go jerk it to a children's clothes catalog or something

[Anonymous No.]

>>6836288 I'd spoil her all the time if she was my imouto.
I'd spoil her for marriage

[Anonymous No.]

>>6836775
I didnt want to jerk it. You see, my sister used to fight with my mother over dresses. My sister had some of the most horrible dresses, do i couldnt really blame her.

The dress in the tumbnail is actually rather attractive looking, from what I can tell. I wanted to compare it to my sisters dresses. This girl is about the same age my sister was when she was forced in to dresses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6836775
Get out of /jp/

[Anonymous No.]

>>6836784
Trying hard, but not hard enough anon. It's ok to say all you want is jerk over it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6836804
Ive got porn if i need to jerk it.

[Anonymous No.]

You guys don't *have* to be so explicitly creepy you know. :/

[Anonymous No.]

>>6836809
> :/
Uh-huh. Get out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6836809
Don't get the wrong idea, anon.
We're fantasizing about her, but only in the purest way. /jp/ just wants an imouto that they can care for and love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6836828
Umm, yeah, I want to take care of her as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6836828
Suuuuuuuure.

[anonbitches No.]

Not even shitting: my imouto is sexy, worshiped me all her life to this day, and has recently become a voice actress in anime. She'll be an additional voice in the Loveless dub.

[Anonymous No.]

I have a little sister. She's not incredibly pretty, but actually enjoys my company. We often watch anime and play games together. She's really nice as well, buying me a VN and another game for my birthday. I only wish she'd dress up in adorable outfits when it wasn't to cosplay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6836828
I just want a little girl that will love me and look up to me. ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

I have a question for any imouto-having anons: are you close enough with your imouto that she is comfortable farting around you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6836912

>worshiped me all her life

Yeah, okay dude. Those of us with real sisters know this doesn't happen, like, ever

[Anonymous No.]

You will never sniff a loli's farts. ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>6836936
She doesn't mind my farting, but now that I think about it, I can't really remember a time she's farted around me. Perhaps it's not audible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6836951
I have

[Anonymous No.]

>>6836955
don't worry
little sister farts smell like vanilla

it's a fact.

[anonbitches No.]

>>6836950

It does if you grew up in the sticks around people you don't fit in with. Being the only potential friend to each other makes these things happen.

And if you weren't a pervert trying to hump your sister, maybe she'd see you as a hero too.

[Anonymous No.]

mfw I was exaggeratedly against the idea of my parents having another child when I was young.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6836993
>mfw I kept on bothering my parents until they had one little sister.
After that, as a kid, I apparently called her the last babby.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6836993

HAR HAR, ENJOY YOUR FOREVERALONE, ONLY-CHILD!

No actually that really sucks bro. I'm sorry. I really love my siblings more than anything else in the world. I don't know what I'd do without my brother and sisters ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>6837016
thats cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6836971
>Being the only potential friend to each other makes these things happen.

Yeah, so you meant "friend," not "object of worship." Gotcha

[Anonymous No.]

>>6837064
I grew up as an only child in a town with most of the population over 55. To stave off the boredom I made up an invisible sister named Lisa and pretended to go on adventures with her when I was a kid.
Feels bad man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6837064
I don't feel that bad actually. I know that reality is different from fantasy so my sister would probably be a bother.

[Anonymous No.]

Its just not every brother and sister that are torn apart because Slavic slave traders have ran off with her so you have to woop some ass. Becoming your sisters "object of worship" just isnt that easy these days.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm an only child and goddamn proud of it. Helped me shatter my autism as it forced me to communicate with unknown entities.

Not fucking /jp/ related. Reported.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6837162
>Not fucking /jp/ related. Reported.
Its good that you know your post is not /jp/ related or even related to this thread. Its also nice that you reported your self. Why dont you just delete your thread? Saves me the trouble of following your example and reporting you.

[Houraisan Kaguya !NEATnUrmu2 No.]

>>6837124
Same here.
Still have a bad habit of talking to myself from it.

[/jp/ quality controller's fanboy !TJe6HQIDbw!!gEnaM2M7Iwx No.]

QUALITY THREAD

[/jp/ sperg patrol's desciple !wqCQRJJz1k No.]

>>6837213

SPERGLORD POST

[Anonymous No.]

>>6837188
>Still have a bad habit of talking to myself from it.
I talk to myself when I'm making a decision or thinking something through, I never connected the two but that makes a lot of sense.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6837213
>>6837218