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Anonymous Mon Feb 7 14:39:11 2011 No.6928276 [Reply] [Original]

This, my friends, is /jp/ Manor. Located deep within in Aokigahara forest, this elegant manor house has over 50 rooms, from a large Dining Room with a long oak table, to a music room, with violins and pianos, and a library, with every book imaginable. It even has an indoor hot spring and a large conservatory. The inside of the house is warm, and safe, but not stuffy. The 100 acre grounds surrounded the manor are bordered by a 3 foot high stone wall, and encompass a small, crystal clear lake, a vegetable patch where to grow food in, and even a small hedge maze. Nearer the house is a garden with flowers of every colour growing. Part of the surrounding forest also encroaches on the grounds. There is everything you could possibly want here, supplies show up every week on the doorstep, seemingly out of nowhere.

I am the Onee-Sama of the manor, and it's sole inhabitant. I live and maintain to the large house and it's 100 acre grounds myself. I have done this for 300 years, since I stumbled upon the empty manor in the year 1711. The properties of the private spring in the caves below the manor have granted me eternal youth, beauty and talent. The downside to this is that the manor is cursed, and anyone who drinks the spring can never leave the grounds. The manor is cold, large, and lonely, and after such a long time of loneliness, I have the following proposition for /jp/.

Anonymous Mon Feb 7 14:40:11 2011 No.6928279

I am asking for six /jp/ anonymous to come and live with me for eternity in /jp/ manor. They will be transformed upon arrival into individual 10 year old girls, completely pure and adorable, and given large private bedrooms. They will be required to help assist me in the cleaning and maintenance of the manor, as well as various other functions involved in running of the manor, since we serve a very important purpose, which I shall detail shortly. You shall accompany me on walks in the grounds together, eat meals in the great halls, and otherwise play with each other in the grounds and manor. You can swim in the lake, bathe in the spring, read in the library and enjoy this paradise with me. You will have access to all clothing, from elementary school swimsuits and two piece bikinis to floral dresses and stockings. You will have your own individual wardroabe with more clothes than you can imagine. I am an avid tailor, myself, and would gladly stitch your own dresses with my skillful hands personally.

The aforementioned special function is this: As you may know, Aokigahara forest is the location of many suicides a year. Those who go into the forest with the intention of suicide will occasionally stumble upon the manor, and I would like your assistance to provide and cater for these people, allowing them to stay a week in the guest rooms, before sending them on their way, hopefully with a better outlook on life. I would require your help to create a tranquil environment for these lost souls, and help me to look after them until they are ready to live again. Other than that you are purely aesthetic; although I do not fully understand this, young girls seem to have a calming effect on people, and I hope to use this to help these people get back to their lives. The nature of the manor conceals it's existence to all, so the manor will only appear to those who think these dark thoughts.

Anonymous Mon Feb 7 14:40:11 2011 No.6928281 [SPOILER]

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If you have read all this and still wish to be a part of /jp/ manor, I ask only that you reply to this thread, detailing your personality and what you can offer /jp/ manor in it's everyday running. I also ask what nature of little girl you wish to become. Remember that this will be in effect for eternity, so do not make this decision lightly. Tranquillity is an important part of the manor, but naturally I will accept a wide variety of personalities to add to the appeal of the manor. I am looking for six pure maidens for my appeal, and should I get enough applicants, you should wake up in /jp/ manor on the 14th of February. Please post your application in the thread below

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 7 14:41:11 2011 No.6928282 >Get raped by a pedophile for life inb4 QUALITY THREAD

None !.WizaRd4us Mon Feb 7 14:44:11 2011 No.6928297
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Can I become an eldritch abomination stalking the halls of the manor and the grounds raping all little girls who stand in my way?

No little girl will remain unsullied under my watch.

Anonymous Mon Feb 7 14:48:11 2011 No.6928313
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Well, I'm Blonde, blue eyed and relatively fit.

I have prior experiences with maintaining my apartment and I've worked for a diner (Though I was only a busboy).

I play piano, but not very well and I'm a drawfag.

Overall I think I'd make a wonderful loli.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 7 14:51:11 2011 No.6928320 A POX ON /jp/ MANOR! I hail from /tg/ manor, a place full of ugly old men, being raped every night by the bratty otouto! CURSE YOU /jp/ MANOR!

Anonymous Mon Feb 7 14:52:11 2011 No.6928329
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>>6928313
How tall are you and where do you live. The more specific the better. Would you be alright with mailing me pictures of yourself and your family, so I can get a better sense of who you are.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 7 14:58:11 2011 No.6928349 /gayp/

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 7 14:59:11 2011 No.6928354 File: 218 KB, 640x400, Mu043a.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] this whole mansion thing that appears only to certain people sorta reminds me of something

Anonymous Mon Feb 7 15:00:11 2011 No.6928357

> I am looking for six pure maidens for my appeal, and should I get enough applicants, you should wake up in /jp/ manor on the 14th of February.

I don't think there are even six people on /jp/ at the moment. You screwed up, OP. Or maybe you planned this, because you knew you couldn't deliver.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 7 15:02:11 2011 No.6928365 Oh, I know this one, the butler did it!

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 7 15:05:11 2011 No.6928374 >>6928276 Oh wow you idiot put so much effort into a post just to obviously troll us?Go and play with your imaginary puppets somewhere else you onee-same of the toilet seat! I wann be the little tsundere girl please

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 7 15:07:11 2011 No.6928377 >14th of February and then you wake up on 14th, and realize it didn't happen, but instead it's just valentine's day and your ronery kicks in full force.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 7 15:08:11 2011 No.6928382 >>6928357 >>6928377 Non-believers will never enter /jp/ Manor.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 7 15:14:11 2011 No.6928397 Will I be able to browse /jp/ from /jp/ manor? This is important.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 7 15:15:11 2011 No.6928403 >>6928397 Why would you need to? 5 other anons will be there, you won't need to talk about being alone any more, and you won't want figures any more.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 7 15:17:11 2011 No.6928411 >>6928403 I'm still going to want to read VN, no matter how many book you have in that library.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 7 15:17:11 2011 No.6928412 I'm quiet, hardworking, and very well read. I have green eyes, and brown hair.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 7 15:17:11 2011 No.6928413 >>6928397 Since this OP is posting from there, I would assume so.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 7 15:17:11 2011 No.6928414 >>6928403 >and you won't want figures any more How is that possible?

Anonymous Mon Feb 7 15:17:11 2011 No.6928416
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I have auburn hair and green/brown eyes.

I like to read and study history.

I also love poetry.

The only thing I dare ask is, will the Internet be there? This is a deal breaker!

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 7 15:18:11 2011 No.6928419 i'm already the little girl god though. why would i want to be demoted to your servant?

Anonymous Mon Feb 7 15:21:11 2011 No.6928427

I am completely pure.

I am thin and attractive.

I am clean and well organized.

I play the clarinet and the piano.

I know how to bake a wide variety of deserts.

I know how to prepare and serve a wide variety of teas and coffees, and eloquently describe each one.

I'd like to think that I'm a prime candidate for /jp/ manor. In return, I'd like to be the slightly clumsy loli that prepares all of the tasty deserts. I'd prefer to have a cute, happy personality, but on occasion I might become a bit frustrated when someone dislikes my cooking. I'd like dark, longer hair that could be tied into twin tails and blue eyes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 7 15:21:11 2011 No.6928430 On one hand it's pretty much heaven, and my life is hell at the moment. On the other hand, I'd want to brag about it on /jp/ and make other anons jealous. So would we have internet access?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 7 15:23:11 2011 No.6928432 >>6928313 >>6928412 >>6928427 3/6 Come on guys, we'll only get there if we all believe!!

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 7 15:24:11 2011 No.6928436 Unfortunately, /jp/ manor has no internet access. The world inside is so perfect you will have no need for it.

Anonymous Mon Feb 7 15:26:11 2011 No.6928447

>>6755337
Aokigahara is that forest around Fuji where a lot of people go to commit suicide. The number of suicides is so high that the police doesn't really bother to look for bodies, some of which can be in advanced stages of rot before anyone finds them. The idea is gathering a RPG-style party and exploring the forest, looting whichever corpse we find on our way.

I also have an eight-stage plan starting in Aokigahara in order to make my dream of being a cute girl living in a mansion with other cute girls a reality.

1. Find an itako and camp in Aokigahara with her to summon the nascent souls of the suicides. Force them to tell me how to enter the Dragon Palace in Yonaguni.
2. Visit Ao Guang, the Dragon King of the Eastern Seas, in his palace and obtain from him sacred treasures necessary to survive and travel freely in space.
3. Rise to the moon and visit Chang'e alongside the itako, who will call the spirit of Houyi and allow them to settle their grudge. Ask Houyi and Chang'e the location of Xi Wangmu's palace and the quests I must undertake to obtain the immortality elixir.
4. By now, I know what Xi Wangmu may ask from me, but I may not have the means to accomplish the tasks she sets out. Capture a vetala and learn from it the best course of action that will bring me to success.
5. Visit Xi Wangmu, obtain enough elixir of immortality for at least 200 people.
6. Carry out eldritch ritual to release Sun Wukong from the Eight-Trigrams Furnace, known to modern man as the Large Hadron Collider. Learn from him the arts of transformation and turn into a cute girl. Drink my share of the immortality elixir at this point.
7. Gather all /jp/ Anonymous, teach the transformation arts to them, allow them to turn into adorable young girls. Give them the immortality elixir once they are satisfied with their new looks.
8. Find the Penglai Mountains and live there forever as a recluse alongside ~200 formerly Anonymous maidens all lesbian for each other.

Anonymous Mon Feb 7 15:27:11 2011 No.6928453

I can play the violin and want to learn the piano. I like classical music, read a lot of books, and know a bit of Latin.

I'm quiet and softspoken. I have long, curly black hair I hide my face with.

I would like to be a loli with similar qualities, just cuter.

Anonymous Mon Feb 7 15:31:11 2011 No.6928468

I have light brown hair and blue eyes, I'm pretty short.
I'm well read but I think I'd like to forget this and just be the innocent Hina Ichigo type, doing what I can and deriving pure joy from simple tasks, trying my best, mostly helping Onee Sama to tend to the garden and drawing crayon images for my new friends. I'd cheer up the suicidal visitors with crayon drawings and homemade cookies.

Anonymous Mon Feb 7 15:33:11 2011 No.6928476

itt op tries to recruit gullible anons into his religious sect with fake promises.

creates a finite amount of spaces to make anons fight over the places and weed out the less gullible, less likely to be brainwashed.

once they arrive at that 'mansion', they'll find themselves still stuck as their fat, ugly selves, but now as slaves on some rice fields and the so called "300+ year onee-sama" is actually a fat, balding middle aged man with a beard.

Anonymous Mon Feb 7 15:33:11 2011 No.6928478

I have wavy brown hair and blue eyes. I can speak enough Japanese for basic conversation. I also have experience with maintaining a household. My cooking could use some work though. I'm hotblooded and don't have much common sense. I wouldn't want my personality to change much as a loli.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 7 15:35:11 2011 No.6928485 >>6928476 But we'll be in Japan, right?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 7 15:36:11 2011 No.6928489 >>6928485 yeah, that's why rice fields. you'll be in a very remote, rural area of the country with no electricity, no tv, no pop culture etc. just you, your fellow slaves, the slave drivers with whips and rice fields every day.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 7 15:37:11 2011 No.6928490 Let me join, let me join~ I have blue eyes, blonde hair, love to play piano. drawing and read books. And a manor sounds cool.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 7 15:38:11 2011 No.6928496 >Aokigahara Gensokyo thread?

Anonymous Mon Feb 7 15:40:11 2011 No.6928503

I have brown hair and green eyes.
I'm a capable musician--not a professional, but better than most. My primary instrument is the cello, but I can also sing (though I suppose I'd have to relearn how to do that as a little girl, since I'm a bass) and play the piano.
I'm quiet, but also friendly, which seems like an ideal combination for an elegant little girl's personality.
I love reading, and would gladly take on the job of maintaining and organizing the library.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 7 15:42:11 2011 No.6928512 Well guys you're going to have to pick which one you want to replace, we already have 6 little girls. That said, places become final at 19:00 4chan time, so decide amongst yourselves which little girls get to go.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 7 15:44:11 2011 No.6928516 >>6928512 >>6928503 >>6928478 >>6928468 >>6928427 >>6928416 >>6928313 THESE SIX, PICK US

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 7 15:46:11 2011 No.6928525 >>6928512 Just pick the first six. Isn't it natural the ones who come first get served?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 7 15:47:11 2011 No.6928530 >>6928525 If that were the case, why would OP have asked for detailed applications?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 7 15:47:11 2011 No.6928531 >>6928489 >just you, your fellow slaves, the slave drivers with whips and rice fields every day. Where do I sign up?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 7 15:47:11 2011 No.6928534 You have over 50 rooms, start a harem.

Anonymous Mon Feb 7 15:49:11 2011 No.6928540
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I have dark, black hair and hazel eyes.

I am a good handyman (or perhaps eventually handyloli?), able to speak Spanish fluently, and I can play piano. I am also quite bookish, shy and reserved.

As someone who is no stranger to suicide, I believe I can help those who enter the manor more so than most other /jp/ers.

As a loli, I'd like to be radiant, friendly and cute.

As for picking the first six that come along, wouldn't that be unfair to those who put more thought into their applications? If you rush into things like that, you'll only procure the worst possible outcome.

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>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 7 15:51:11 2011 No.6928552 >>6928530 Because she wasn't expecting many applicants. >should I get enough applicants

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 7 15:51:11 2011 No.6928557 Anons posting later applications should put in their fellow lolis of choice to speed the choosing process.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 7 15:53:11 2011 No.6928561 >>6928540 I'd live with you, AoC.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 7 15:55:11 2011 No.6928566 What if you were to bottle the spring water and sell it in another town?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 7 15:56:11 2011 No.6928570 >violins and pianos Fuck this! If I'm going to be a little girl I don't want to drag my bass all the way there

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 7 15:56:11 2011 No.6928571 I'll never be able to write a cool resumé, like you guys. ;_;

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 7 15:57:11 2011 No.6928576 are you accepting paypal, op? i've got around 800€ there and no use for it atm..

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 7 15:58:11 2011 No.6928579 >>6928561 Actually, I'm not AoC, but now that I think about it, parts of my description do match him. Funny.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 7 15:58:11 2011 No.6928582 >>6928453 >>6928503 >>6928490 >>6928427 >>6928468 >>6928313 I support these six. At least of the apps so far.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 7 15:58:11 2011 No.6928584 >>6928571 I hear you, I wonder why people are so depressed when they have such wonderful hobbies. If I could play an instrument it'd be fun time all day every day

Anonymous Mon Feb 7 16:03:11 2011 No.6928605

>>6928489
Why would they go those pains to recruit just 7 people for rice fields? Those need a lot of workers. Nonetheless, this is still shady. Derek, what is your say?

Anyhow, my expertises are genetics and biochemistry; I am also experienced in invertebrate biology and world mythology (with a focus on Mesopotamian and Norse.) I have a working knowledge of medicine, botany, inorganic chemistry, geology, physics (classical/quantum only, not familiar with string and GUTs) and most schools of philosophy. Due to years of laboratory experience I am skilled in estimating low weights, which may come useful for cooking or brewing poisons. While I am not familiar with wild plants and mushrooms to the point of identifying them by eye, I am apt at using species keys; therefore I believe I can be trusted in culinary matters (given sufficient training in the cooking part itself, as I am only familiar with laboratory protocols.) It is my dream to be an elegant little girl and to be cared by a gentle onee-sama, and I have written several detailed posts regarding this fervent wish. Below are some examples, which I believe will convince you that I am a suitable choice.

http://archive.easymodo.net/cgi-board.pl/jp/thread/5697575#p5699379
http://archive.easymodo.net/cgi-board.pl/jp/thread/6863260#p6863391
http://archive.easymodo.net/cgi-board.pl/jp/thread/6824307#p6824593
http://archive.easymodo.net/cgi-board.pl/jp/thread/5012724#p5014315
http://archive.easymodo.net/cgi-board.pl/jp/thread/6485083#p6485170
http://archive.easymodo.net/cgi-board.pl/jp/thread/6708091#p6708392
http://archive.easymodo.net/cgi-board.pl/jp/thread/6708171#p6708687

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 7 16:13:11 2011 No.6928652 >>6928605 Those posts seem to indicate you have impure thoughts!

Anonymous Mon Feb 7 16:17:11 2011 No.6928677

Girls, this is Onee Sama. I hope none of you misunderstood. We have eternity together, educational merits are of no concern to me (although add to your personality), since you will have eternity to learn these things. The music room is fully stocked with every classical instrument. What I'm looking for is variety!

Anonymous Mon Feb 7 16:22:11 2011 No.6928705

>>6928503
>>6928478
>>6928468
>>6928427
>>6928416
>>6928313

This are the leaders for now, /jp/. Sorry if you haven't been chosen, of course you can still reapply before the time limit comes to a close. I'm going for a walk around the grounds. I'll be back later to check on your decision. Remember eternity is a long time.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 7 16:23:11 2011 No.6928709 File: 33 KB, 450x360, japan airline.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Christ. If this is for real...

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 7 16:24:11 2011 No.6928714 >>6928705 >This are the leaders I am beginning to have my doubts at the veracity of this.

Anonymous Mon Feb 7 16:24:11 2011 No.6928718

>Why would they go those pains to recruit just 7 people for rice fields?
bigger crowds attract more attention.

7 here, 8 on another board, repeat in a month or 2 when everyone forgets and after brainwashing you get a crowd of completely loyal and obedient slaves.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 7 16:26:11 2011 No.6928724 Can I visit the manor? Eternity is a long time to be a little girl. While it appeals to me, I'd rather just occasionally visit you guys.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 7 16:29:11 2011 No.6928741 >>6928489 >a very remote, rural area of the country with no electricity, no tv, no pop culture etc. I don't see how this can be a profitable business even with slave labour.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 7 16:33:11 2011 No.6928761 >>6928741 less chance of it getting found out and shut down for illegal stuff when it's hidden away in a place nobody visits. the rice the slaves harvest is just carried away with trucks.

Anonymous Mon Feb 7 16:33:11 2011 No.6928763

>>6928705
You left me out this time... I was >>6928490
But if it was to short... I can add to the variety. I have always been slightly diffrent then the others. I was either calm and composed or exremely busy depening on the situation. I also have a lot of knowledge about the animal kingdom, as they were my only friends when I was little. I'm not going without my dog though...

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 7 16:35:11 2011 No.6928768 >>6928476 >once they arrive at that 'mansion', I found a flaw in your analysis. OP says we'll wake up there, not have to travel. If it's a fraud that just means nothing will happen.

Anonymous Mon Feb 7 16:40:11 2011 No.6928792

I'm kind but sort of shy, I would help onee sama and my fellow sisters any way I can but truth is I would be rather clumsy at it which hopefully the guests would find cute, I would do my upmost best to make them feel better and make them forget about suicide

As for the looks, I would like to be a blond with pigtails and blue eyes, and a cute smile that would melt even the most suicidal person heart

Anonymous Mon Feb 7 16:41:11 2011 No.6928799

Tall and dark skinned (half-black,about milk chocolate in coloration)
Good at working with my hands ( True to my dark half)
A quick learner, an avid reader, a good listener and friend.
I enjoy organizing, cleaning, as well as things like cooking and helping people with anything they need.
I would quite enjoy being a dark-skinned loli maid, and assisting in the care of both the mansion itself and any problems or tasks the other lolis or my dear onee-sama might have, as well as doing any heavier labor that the frailer girls might have problems with.

If accepted, I would devote my free time to studying and improving my cooking, cleaning, gardening, sewing, first aid, and self defense/fighting ( so that I could defend my precious loli friends if the need ever arose).

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 7 16:48:11 2011 No.6928828 >>6928724 >The nature of the manor conceals it's existence to all, so the manor will only appear to those who think these dark thoughts. only if you are suicidal, apparently.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 7 16:51:11 2011 No.6928839 >>6928799 I should very much like to retain my darker-skin, but look more arab in nature, with silky black hair and thinner tan eyes, with more elegant features.

Deep Animu !EvaLOl..tQ Mon Feb 7 16:56:11 2011 No.6928866

I like cooking, writing, reading, and thinking. I can help cook and bake, or anything that is needed.
My personality entails enjoying simple things like drinking tea and thinking about my friends.
I'd like to live forever in a cursed manor, it would be as most interesting of a place to spend time as any could be- and the timeframe being eternity would allow for infinite contemplation of the nature of existence itself.
I'd like to help return calmness in life to people who have lost it- to ease animal panic and fear.
I would like to become a quiet girl who can always smile at anyone with earnest and the intelligence to truly empathize.

Anonymous Mon Feb 7 16:57:11 2011 No.6928875

If Onee-Sama would have me, I am a keen gardener with a talent for growing things and the occasional spot of cookery, and would gladly tend the grounds of your manor.

And I would gladly throw myself wholeheartedly into any tasks either Onee-Sama or my fellow lolis would ask of me.

And if you would deem fit, I would like to be a small, dark haired loli with green eyes and a gentle demeanor.

>>	Anonymous of Canada !pkzejWGkfw Mon Feb 7 16:59:11 2011 No.6928886 >>6928579 I play bass instead of piano though.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 7 16:59:11 2011 No.6928890 I'm a Linux user.

application Anonymous Mon Feb 7 16:59:51 2011 No.6928884 [DELETED]

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Straight black hair, shoulder length with black eyes.I am quiet but hard working and loyal, kind, generous to everybody. Pastimes include cleaning, harmonica, trapping, studying whistling and singing (although I am not very good). I also enjoy helping little girls groom, bathe and clean up. Obessed with cleanliness and organization; being a maid will be very fitting for me. I have a desire to learn, as I do not know very much. I wish to sit with oneesama senpai and listen to her lecturing me, I love listening to other people talk.

Anonymous Mon Feb 7 17:02:11 2011 No.6928906

I am >>6928605. Here's a bit about personality, then.

I wish to be a Torah/Bible/Quran-thumping little girl who tries to threaten potential suicides with fire and brimstone so that they won't take their lives, but since I don't have any force of personality at all I'd probably just come off as adorable. I already have a tendency to speak at great lengths once I get going, and I am good at giving sermons whether the listeners want it or not. I also greatly enjoy informing people and I would like to continue this as an eternal little girl, calling my sisters together and telling them about natural phenomena. It is my goal to be a truly reliable person who can answer any question asked to her, I desire a long life to accomplish this, but of course being a cute girl would make it much better. As a fellow /jp/ user I understand that both my onee-sama and other Anonymous who may find themselves in the mansion are lonely people, so I also wish to heal their hearts and provide support for them, but since I am a shy person and shun physical contact, I hope to do so through conversation.

For physical appearance, I want to be short even for my age, with long black hair reaching down to my ankles and bright red eyes, so that I can give off the religious fanatic (and/or bloodthirsty vampire) look. I also wish to have a quiet, cute voice, so that I will not bore my listeners. That's also close to my current appearance, except obviously the red eyes. I am regularly mistaken for a girl over the phone and for a high schooler in real life.

Overall, I want to be the sort of person who would never bore her partners in conversation no matter what's being discussed. Clearly I have a long way to go.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 7 17:08:11 2011 No.6928938 File: 82 KB, 251x241, 1277926680317.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Count on me to make the people on the island kill each other and blow the manor when you least expect it

Anonymous Mon Feb 7 17:12:11 2011 No.6928957

I'm >>6928503 , updating my application to add a bit about personality/what I'd do at the manor, since I placed a bit more emphasis on qualifications than it seems you wanted.
I very much enjoy teaching others, so in addition to managing the library I could offer tutoring in various subjects to my fellow little girls, as well as guests during their stay. I would also be willing to organize a chamber music group for those residents interested and either able to play or willing to learn an instrument. Though I know little about music composition right now, I've always wanted to learn and after study and practice I could also write music for us to perform.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 7 17:25:11 2011 No.6929009 File: 14 KB, 400x268, jason_vorhees.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Enjoy being trapped in the mansion, slowly tortured and killed by a freak you gullible idiots.

Anonymous Mon Feb 7 18:33:11 2011 No.6929272

Hello, I just returned from my walk in the scenic gardens. It's time to choose the six anons who will be spending the rest of eternity in /jp/ manor. I hope none of you will be too bitter about being excluded.

>>6928906
A spunky young girl, I see. Try not to get in too much trouble, and be friendly to your peers when you arrive. You don't want to get off on the wrong foot.

>>6928313
As the first applicant, you are a definite choice, due to your sheer keenness. I look forward to helping you perfect your piano playing.

>>6928427
Excellent! I'm sure you and I will get along fine. You sound like the sort of person I would find very helpful around the manor.

>>6928468
Although your application is lacking, I feel that your personality would be a welcome addition. You bring out the mother in me. I'm sure you'll be kind and helpful to your older sisters.

>>6928957
>>6928503
Very good! I can't wait to hear your singing! Please help me look after the music room and library, but don't devote too much time to studying, you have eternity, remember.

>>6928799
You are an excellent last choice, I'm sure your surprising strength (considering your small frame) will come in very handy pulling weeds, but please stay a gentle soul at heart, young one. We cannot have trouble in the manor.

This will be final at 19:00, and these are the best choices so far. I apologise for any one who may feel left out by this list, I have generally tried to create a diverse and helpful team, to create the best environment. If I get further applications I will consider them, but please include the one you would replace, and why, since I could not bear to alienate one of you pure maidens.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 7 18:34:11 2011 No.6929277 What the hell, /jp/? A roleplaying thread? Really?

Anonymous Mon Feb 7 18:37:11 2011 No.6929294

>>6929277
There's nothing /jp/ won't do to be the little girl.

I'm thinking of having a bunch of us hijack a plane and crash it somewhere by promising them that they'll be little girls in the afterlife. If Osama bin Laden's cronies could do it, it shouldn't be that hard.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 7 18:39:11 2011 No.6929301 >>6929294 >There's nothing /jp/ won't do to be the little girl besides getting off /jp/ and getting on hormones. ftfy

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 7 18:40:11 2011 No.6929307 >>6929272 FUCK YOU ONEE SAMA! WHAT DID I DO TO YOU!?!? I HATE YOU

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 7 18:42:11 2011 No.6929317 >>6929272 Looks like I didn't make the list after all. Have fun in /jp/ manor, lucky anons who were chosen.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 7 18:42:18 2011 No.6929319 I am an asian trap and the only thing I care about is money. Can I join you guys?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 7 18:45:11 2011 No.6929334 I have black hair and brown eyes. My hobby is creating club music in Ableton Live. If chosen, I will fill your manor with thumping electronic beats.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 7 18:46:11 2011 No.6929335 Why is RP thread here.

Anonymous Mon Feb 7 18:49:11 2011 No.6929358

Hey guys, go out on a 1 mile jog every day and you'll become the little girl after one year.
you don't really want to become the little girl if you'll believe OP but not me, someday someone's going to get a lot of hits on youtube by saying 'Thumb up this video and tomorrow you will become the little girl'

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 7 18:50:11 2011 No.6929359 >I am the Onee-Sama of the manor, and it's sole inhabitant. >it is Reported.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 7 18:52:11 2011 No.6929373 The OP is actually a youkai trying to lure pure maidens to its manor to steal their souls. The six /jp/ers will have to form an adventuring party and gather mystical items to be able to finally vanquish the evil creature.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 7 18:52:11 2011 No.6929377 >>6929359 >>6929358 >>6929335 >>6929277 Buttmad manor rejects detected Don't worry, you'll find your own way to become the little girl~

Anonymous Mon Feb 7 18:53:11 2011 No.6929378

I am an asian trap and the only thing I care about is money. I'm very ambitious and will do anything I can do to get ahead.

I'm able to appreciate all types of music whether it be hip-hop or noise but my favorite type of music would have to be Classical probably because I have studied the piano for about 12 years. I can also play the Clarinet and Saxophone. I'd really love to learn the double bass though.

I love art. I've been drawing my whole life and I think I've improved substantially over the past few years. My favorite art style is probably modern/post-modern, abstract, and pop-ish/modern pop art styles. Despite that, I do enjoy painting once in a while.

I also enjoy tea, wine, and other fine alcohol. I can enjoy anything from a Sauvignon to a Genmaicha to a Remy Martin Cognac.

All these traits make me a well-rounded person and knowledgeable about many things. This helps me in social situations where I may have to come up with a conversational topic on the spot and as a result I come across as a pretty friendly, knowledgeable, and laid back person. I don't usually get angry unless the situation is really something that calls for my attention.

I think I'd make a good loli. Can I join you guys?

Anonymous Mon Feb 7 18:55:11 2011 No.6929385

Hello my friends at /jp/, my father owns a dilapidated warehouse in the slums of a nearby city (withholding the details for now). After much pleading and a few sexual favors, this warehouse in now under my control and the owner ship rights are being transferred later this month.

What I'm looking for is two dozen anonymous to come live with me in this warehouse, we'll wear frillydresses and anyone who doesn't keep up the illusion that we are little girls will be killed and buried on the premises.

Being the son of a well to do slum lord all supplies and utilities will be funded by my family and will come in monthly shipments. (seemingly out of nowhere) I will commission some cheap building supplies beforehand and you will be left to construct private rooms or dormitories at your discretion. However this land is cured and you will never be able to leave if you choose to join in (you will be signing contracts) applications are to be considered first come first serve, but a brief description of yourself is preferred and can potentially earn you a place within the commune if you prove to be a more valuable assets than those who've already claimed their space.

On February 14 you'll receive the details of the location of the warehouse, and transportation is to be provided assuming you live within the continental united states.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 7 18:57:11 2011 No.6929394 >>6929378 >My favorite art style is probably modern/post-modern, abstract, and pop-ish/modern pop art styles. You are unfit for mansion life.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 7 18:57:11 2011 No.6929397 >>6929377 >Buttmad You missed /a/b/v/

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 7 18:57:11 2011 No.6929398 >>6929377 An onee-sama needs to have impeccable grammar. This person is clearly a fake.

Anonymous Mon Feb 7 18:58:11 2011 No.6929402
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Please onee sama pick me! I can't play any instruments or cook but i'll learn really fast and cook and play for you every day! I'll help tend to the garden, pulling weeds, cooking, cleaning the house. I'll be a cute short twin tailed blonde girl with light blue eyes, wearing a sera fuku. I'll help the suicidal people by doing whatever they wish. I'll clean around the house. I'm begging you onee sama choose me, save me from this NEET life.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 7 18:58:11 2011 No.6929408 File: 261 KB, 1500x638, ironman_stark_house_aerial_art_2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6929394 The mansion could look like this right?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 7 19:01:11 2011 No.6929424 >>6929385 >will be killed and buried on the premises. That sounds great! Its enough to join your rape club just for that reason!

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 7 19:01:11 2011 No.6929425 >>6929397 But that's a /jp/ meme!

Anonymous Mon Feb 7 19:02:11 2011 No.6929431

Well Anonymous, I'm very sorry to those who have not been chosen. Believe me, things in this world exist that we do not understand, and there might well be another chance for you. To those lucky enough to have this opportunity, keep the dream in your hearts on the night of the 13th of February, and I will rouse you from your sleep on the morning of Valentines day to give you the tour of the manor. By this time I will have already transformed you into young maidens, but the curse will not be active until you drink from the spring underneath the manor. That said, I hope all of you are prepared to spend eternity assisting me at /jp/ manor. See you in a week, and say goodbye to your friends and family.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 7 19:04:11 2011 No.6929439 >>6929425 Memes are against the rules outside of /b/.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 7 19:05:11 2011 No.6929443 >>6929431 Rejecting me? Well don't be surprised when I force you out of your property. I did say I was extremely ambitious. Hmph!

Anonymous Mon Feb 7 19:10:11 2011 No.6929459

>>6929378
>I am an asian trap
Why do you want to be the little girl then?

>the only thing I care about is money
Disgusting. Material wealth has no place in /jp/ manor, I'm sure my beloved Onee Sama would agree

>My favorite art style is probably modern/post-modern, abstract, and pop-ish/modern pop art styles.
Putrid. There is no place for your so called modern art at /jp/ manor.

>wine, and other fine alcohol
Ugh. How despicable.

>social situations
/jp/ manor is a sanctuary of the purest and most secluded maidens.

>I think I'd make a good loli.
If you think any of the above traits are good for a loli, then you are mistaken.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 7 19:18:11 2011 No.6929495 I prefer remaining a guy. So...this thread is useless to me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 7 19:18:11 2011 No.6929497 >>6929402 Disgusting. Kill yourself.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 7 19:20:11 2011 No.6929513 >>6929378 This sounds like a resume and why is a successful person lurking /jp/.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 7 19:22:11 2011 No.6929517 >>6929513 I'm bored and why does BOOF lurk /jp/?

Anonymous Mon Feb 7 19:24:11 2011 No.6929530

>>6929272
>You are an excellent last choice, I'm sure your surprising strength (considering your small frame) will come in very handy pulling weeds, but please stay a gentle soul at heart, young one. We cannot have trouble in the manor.
Do not worry, Onee-sama, I will never do anything to trouble you or my fellow sisters.

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ＦｕｊｉＰｏｌｉｃｅ　Ｉｎｓｐｅｃｔｏｒ Mon Feb 7 19:40:11 2011 No.6929625

Ｗｅ　ａｔ　Ｆｕjｉ　Ｐｏｌｉｃｅ　Ｄｅｐａｒｔｍｅｎｔ　ｗｏｕｌｄ
　ｌｉｋｅ　ｔｏ　ｃａｕｔｉｏｎ　ｔｈｅ　ｐｅｏｐｌｅ　ｌｉｖｉｎｇ
　ａｒｏｕｎｄ　Ａｏｋｉｇａｈａｒａ　ｆｏｒｅｓｔ　ａｎｄ　ｉｔｓ
　ｓｕｒｒｏｕｎｄｉｎｇ　ｐｒｅｆｅｃｔｕｒｅｓ　ｔｈａｔ　ａ　ｓ
ｅｒｉａｌ　ｋｉｌｌｅｒ　ｉｓ　ｏｎ　ｌｏｏｓｅ．　Ｔｈｅ　ｍｅａｎ
ｓ　ｏｆ　ｋｉｌｌｉｎｇ　ｉｓ　ｕｎｃｅｒｔａｉｎ，　ｓｉｎｃｅ　
ｔｈｅ　ｂｏｄｉｅｓ　ｗｅ　ｈａｖｅ　ｆｏｕｎｄ　ｓｏ　ｆａｒ，　
ｔｏｔａｌｌｉｎｇ　１２　ａｓ　ｏｆ　ｙｅｓｔｅｒｄａｙ，　ｗｅｒｅ
　ａｌｒｅａｄｙ　ｉｎ　ｔｈｅ　ｖｅｒｙ　ｌａｔｅ　ｓｔａｇｅｓ　
ｏｆ　ｄｅｃｏｍｐｏｓｉｔｉｏｎ　Ａ　ｆｅｗ　ｔｈｉｎｇｓｓ　ｈａ
ｖｅ　ｂｅｅｎ　ｆｏｕｎｄ　ｏｎ　ｅａｃｈ　ｂｏｄｙ　ｔｈａｔ　ｓｅ
ｅｍｓ　ｔｏ　ｂｅ　ａ　ｓｉｍｉｌａｒｉｔｙ　ａｍｏｎｇ　ｔｈｅ　
ｖｉｃｔｉｍｓ．Ｆｉｒｓｔｌｙ，　ａｌｌ　ｖｉｃｔｉｍｓ　ｗｅｒｅ
　ｍａｌｅ．　Ｓｅｃｏｎｄｌｙ，　ｔｈｅｙ　ａｌｌ　ｃａｒｒｉｅｄ　
ｓｍａｌｌ　ｂａｇｓ　ｏｒ　ｋｎａｐｓａｃｋｓ，　ｃｏｎｔａｉｎｉ
ｎｇ，　ｓｔｒａｇｅｌｙ，　ｆｅｍａｌｅ　ｃｌｏｔｈｉｎｇ．　

>>	ＦｕｊｉＰｏｌｉｃｅ　Ｉｎｓｐｅｃｔｏｒ Mon Feb 7 19:41:11 2011 No.6929638 >>6929625 Ｏｔｈｅｒ　ｖａｒｉｅｄ　ｉｔｅｍｓ　Ｗｅｒｅ　ｆｏｕｎｄ，　ｌｉｋｅ　ｍｕｓｉｃａｌ　ｉｎｓｔｒｕｍｅｎｔｓ　ａｎｄ　ｃｏｏｋｉｎｇｗａｒｅ．　Ｗｅ　ａｔ　Ｆｕｊｉ　Ｐｏｌｉｃｅ　ａｒｅ　ｎｏｔ　ｓｕｒｅ　ｗｈｅｔｈｅｒ　ｔｈｅ　ｖａｒｉｅｄ　ｉｔｅｍｓ　ａｒｅ　ｒｅｌａｔｅｄ　ｔｏ　ｔｈｅ　ｋｉｌｌｉｎｇｓ，　ｂｕｔ　ｎｏｎｅｔｈｅｌｅｓｓ，　ｗｅ　ａｒｅ　ｉｎｖｅｓｔｉｇａｔｉｎｇ　ｔｈｅｍ　ｔｈｏｒｏｕｇｈｌｙ．

ＦｕｊｉＰｏｌｉｃｅ　Ｉｎｓｐｅｃｔｏｒ Mon Feb 7 19:42:11 2011 No.6929642

>>6929638
Ｏｈ，　ｉｔ　ｉｓ　ａｌｓｏ　ｗｏｒｔｈ　ｎｏｔｉｎｇ　ｔｈａｔ，　
ｗｈｅｎ　ｗｅ　ｉｎｔｅｒｒｏｇａｔｅｄ　ｔｈｅ　ｆａｍｉｌｉｅｓ
　ｏｆ　ｔｈｅ　ｖｉｃｔｉｍｓ，　ｔｈｅｙ　Ｓｔｒｏｎｇｌｙ　ｄｅ
ｎｉｅｄ　ａｎｙ　ｍｏｔｉｖｅ　ｆｏｒ　ｓｕｉｃｉｄｅ，　ｗｈｉｃｈ
　ｌｅｄ　ｕｓ　ｔｏ　ｏｕｒ　ｓｕｓｐｉｃｉｏｎｓ　ｏｆ　ａ　ｓｅ
ｒｉａｌ　ｋｉｌｌｅｒ．Ａｓ　ｗｅｌｌ，　ｉｔ　ｗｏｕｌｄ　ｓｅｅ
ｍ　ｔｈａｔ　ｍｏｓｔ　ｏｆ　ｔｈｅ　ｖｉｃｔｉｍｓ’　ｆａｍｉｌｉ
ｅｓ　ｍｅｎｔｉｏｎｅｄ　ｔｈａｔ　ｓｏｍｅｔｈｉｎｇ　ａｂｏｕｔ
　ａ　’ｍａｎｏｒ’，　ｔｈａｔ　ｔｈｅ　ｖｉｃｔｉｍｓ　ｗｅｒｅ
　Ｓｕｐｐｏｓｅｄｌｙ　ｇｏｉｎｇ　ｔｏ　ｉｎ　Ａｏｋｉｇａｈａｒａ
．　Ｓｕｃｈ　ｉｓ　ａｂｓｕｒｄ，　ｏｆ　ｃｏｕｒｓｅ．Ｔｈｅｒｅ
　ｃｏｕｌｄ　ｎｏｔ　ｂｅ　ａ　ｓｅｔｔｌｅｍｅｎｔ，　ｍｕｃｈ　
ｌｅｓｓ　ａ　ｍａｎｏｒ　ｉｎ　ｓｕｃｈ　ａ　ｐｌａｃｅ．

>>	ＦｕｊｉＰｏｌｉｃｅ　Ｉｎｓｐｅｃｔｏｒ Mon Feb 7 19:43:11 2011 No.6929647 >>6929638 Ｉｎ　ａｎｙ　ｃａｓｅ，　Ｆｕｊｉ　Ｐｏｌｉｃｅ　Ｄｅｐａｒｔｍｅｎｔ　ｉｓ　ｃｏｎｔｉｎｕｉｎｇ　ｔｈｅ　ｉｎｖｅｓｔｉｇａｔｉｏｎ　ｏｆ　ｔｈｉｓ　ｃａｓｅ，　ａｎｄ　ｗｉｌｌ　ｃｏｎｔｉｎｕｅ　ｔｏ　ｕｐｄａｔｅ　ｔｈｅ　ｐｅｏｐｌｅ　ｏｎ　ｔｈｅ　ｏｕｔｃｏｍｅ　ｏｆ　ｔｈｅ　ｅｖｅｎｔｓ，　ａｓ　ｔｈｅｙ　ａｒｉｓｅ．

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 7 19:45:11 2011 No.6929663 SHIT JUST GOT REAL

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 7 19:45:11 2011 No.6929664 >>6929625 Are you implying that the mistress of /jp/ Manor is a serial killer? How rude. Onee-sama has already explained that those who were chosen will simply wake up in the Mansion on the morning of February 14th.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 7 19:48:11 2011 No.6929673 > it's sole inhabitant > it's 100 acre grounds > conceals it's existence I hate you.

ＦｕｊｉＰｏｌｉｃｅ　Ｉｎｓｐｅｃｔｏｒ Mon Feb 7 19:50:11 2011 No.6929690

>>6929664
Ｗｅ　ａｔ　Ｆｕｊｉ　Ｐｏｌｉｃｅ　Ｄｅｐａｒｔｍｅｎｔ　ｈａｖｅ　
ｆｏｕｎｄ　ｎｏ　ｐｏｓｓｉｂｌｅ　ｓｕｓｐｅｃｔｓ　ｒｉｇｈｔ　
ｎｏｗ，　ａｓ　ｔｈｅ　ｋｉｌｌｅｒ，　ｏｒ　ｐｏｓｓｉｂｌｙ，　
ｋｉｌｌｅｒｓ，　ｈａｖｅ　ｃｈｏｓｅｎ　ａ　ｐｒｉｍｅ　ｐｌａｃｅ
　ｉｎ　ｉｎｉｔｉａｔｉｎｇ　ａ　ｍｕｒｄｅｒ．　Ｈｏｗｅｖｅｒ，
　ｔｈｉｓ　ｔａｌｋ　ａｂｏｕｔ　ａ　’ｍａｎｏｒ’　ｉｎ　ｔｈｅ
　ｍｉｄｄｌｅ　ｏｆ　Ａｏｋｉｇａｈａｒａ，　ｎｏ　ｍａｔｔｅｒ　ｈ
ｏｗ　ｒｉｄｉｃｕｌｏｕｓ，　ｃａｎｎｏｔ　ｂｅ　ｉｇｎｏｒｅｄ，
　ｄｕｅ　ｔｏ　ｉｔｓ　ｃｏｎｎｅｃｔｉｏｎ　ｔｏ　ｍｏｓｔ　ｏｆ
　ｔｈｅ　ｖｉｃｔｉｍｓ　ｉｎ　ｔｈｅ　ｃｒｉｍｅ．　Ａｓ　ｗｅ　ｓ
ｐｅａｋ，　ｔｈｅ　ｄｅｐａｒｔｍｅｎｔ　ｉｓ　ｆｏｒｍｉｎｇ　ａ
　ｓｅａｒｃｈ　ｐａｒｔｙ，　ｉｎ　ｏｒｄｅｒ　ｔｏ　ｃｈｅｃｋ　
ｔｈｅ　ｅｘｉｓｔｅｎｃｅ　ｏｆ　ｔｈｉｓ　ｓｏ－ｃａｌｌｅｄ　’ｍ
ａｎｏｒ’．　Ｉｎ　ｓｈｏｒｔ，　Ｉ　ｃａｎｎｏｔ　ｃｏｎｆｉｒｍ
　ｎｏｒ　ｄｅｎｙ　ａｎｙｔｈｉｎｇ　ａｓ　ｏｆ　ｎｏｗ．

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 7 19:51:11 2011 No.6929696 >>6929673 Onee Sama comes from a different time period, she would naturally be out of touch with modern grammar. Leave my beloved Onee Sama alone, you're just frustrated that you didn't get picked you filthy lolicon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 7 19:54:11 2011 No.6929715 All any anons who wish to become the little girl have to do is reply to this post with the word 'derp'. Then tomorrow you will be the little girl of your dreams.

USMC Mon Feb 7 19:59:11 2011 No.6929752

This is Vengeance-1. HQ do you read me? I repeat: do you read me? We have sight of a suspicious structure within Aokigahara forest. Request permission to land and investi-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

We've been hit! I repeat: HQ we are going dow-

Ｆｕｊｉ　Ｐｏｌｉｃｅ　Ｉｎｓｐｅｃｔｏｒ Mon Feb 7 20:02:11 2011 No.6929768

Ｔｈｉｓ　ｊｕｓｔ　ｉｎ．　Ｗｅ　ｈａｖｅ　ｒｅｃｅｉｖｅｄ　ｄｉｓ
ｔｕｒｂｉｎｇ　ｒｅｐｏｒｔｓ　ｆｒｏｍ　ｏｕｒ　ｓｅａｒｃｈ　ｐ
ａｒｔｙ　ｊｕｓｔ　ｎｏｗ．　We　are　ｎｏｔ　ｓｕｒｅ　ｗｈａｔ　ｔ
ｏ　ｍａｋｅ　ｏｆ　ｉｔ，　ｈｏｗｅｖｅｒ　Ｉ　ｍｕｓｔ　ｕｒｇｅ
　ｅｖｅｒｙｏｎｅ　ｔｏ　ｓｔａｙ　ａｗａｙ　ｆｒｏｍ　Ａｏｋｉｇ
ａｈａｒａ　Ｆｏｒｅｓｔ．　Ｗｅ　ｈａｖｅ　ｃｏｎｔａｃｔｅｄ　ｔｈ
ｅ　ｐｒｏｐｅｒ　ｏｆｆｉｃｅｓ　ａｎｄ　ｐｌｅａｓｅ　ｂｅ　ｅｎ
ｓｕｒｅｄ　ｔｈａｔ　ｏｕｒ　ｒｅｓｐｏｎｓｅ　ｗｉｌｌ　ｂｅ　ｆ
ａｓｔ　ａｎｄ　ｄｅｃｉｓｉｖｅ．　Ｔｈａｔ　ｉｓ　ａｌｌ．

>>	USMC HQ Mon Feb 7 20:04:11 2011 No.6929770 >>6929752 Vengeance-1 this is HQ, respond. Vengeance-1? Vengeance-1!? Vengeance-1!!!

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 7 20:05:11 2011 No.6929772 what is this shit? roleplaying?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 7 20:07:11 2011 No.6929781 >>6929772 A suitable end to a shitty thread.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 7 20:09:11 2011 No.6929789 I'm looking for a job, so maybe I can be the gardener, or the cook, or the cleaner, or maybe just suck your cocks. Thanks.

Anonymous Mon Feb 7 20:13:11 2011 No.6929815

I'm still okay with this.
I'm passive as fuck and don't show much emotion.
I'll do anything you want, but I specialise in fighting, wordsmithery and systematic problem-solving.
I don't even care what kind of little girl I become. As long as I'm not fat or ugly, which you probably wouldn't want anyway.
There have already been enough applications, but I'd just like to show my interest in case something happens to the others.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 7 20:20:11 2011 No.6929841 >>6929815 Something like, they die?

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 8 00:38:11 2011 No.6930796 Dammit OP. Any late entrees?

Anonymous Tue Feb 8 00:48:11 2011 No.6930833

>Those who go into the forest with the intention of suicide will occasionally stumble upon the manor, and I would like your assistance to provide and cater for these people, allowing them to stay a week in the guest rooms, before sending them on their way, hopefully with a better outlook on life.

Woah are you crazy?What do you think will a desperate man do with 7 little girls in a magical castle?It's like you are asking to be raped

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 8 00:50:11 2011 No.6930836 I am a good chef. I don't mind murdering these people and "cook" them into delicious meal for you and your sister... My mistress.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 8 00:51:11 2011 No.6930841 >>6930833 Pretty sure that wouldn't deter any anons.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 8 00:54:11 2011 No.6930850 >>6930833 I'm sure beloved onee sama knows enough fighting moves to destroy anyone who dares touch her adoring harem.

Anonymous Tue Feb 8 01:05:11 2011 No.6930891
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I suppose I'm alone in not wanting to be turned into a little girl.

I would apply as a butler to attend to what needed to be attended to that little girls are discouraged from doing to keep their appearance.

I don't have any erotic desires, i would not do anything to harm anyone. Honestly the quiet style of living when I see it always makes my heart skip a beat.

and doing something for someone, working also sounds quite appealing.

Even if I was still to be mortal, that would be fine

I must have some complex about being a subservient.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 8 01:12:11 2011 No.6930914 >>6930891 Other people posted similar things ITT already.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 8 01:17:11 2011 No.6930927 >>6930914 Still want to post it as thats what I feel, not like it matters to you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 8 01:25:11 2011 No.6930945 Eternal life and beauty, but no internet? Thank you for this opportunity, /jp/ Onee-Sama, but I must decline.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 8 01:39:11 2011 No.6930987 >western style manor >1711 How does a loli build an entire mansion by themselves?

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 8 01:43:11 2011 No.6930991 >>6930987 in the same way they construct shitty threads

>>	sage Tue Feb 8 01:45:11 2011 No.6930996 >>6930927 I just said that because you mentioned that you thought of being alone with that in mind.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 8 02:23:11 2011 No.6931087 I uhm, can cook and can clean. I'm not really that useful but I just do my best.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 8 06:15:11 2011 No.6931641 Bump.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 8 10:41:11 2011 No.6932265 Waiting warmly for February 14th~

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 8 10:42:11 2011 No.6932272 >>6932265 This thread must, of course, be kept alive until then. So we shall spare our posts and bump infrequently.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 8 14:24:11 2011 No.6933083 Another bump~

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 8 14:29:11 2011 No.6933110 >>6928276 Only if that manor was real, then I'd believe you. Buuuuuuut... http://tineye.com/search?url=http://images.4chan.org/jp/src/1297107571285.jpg

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 8 14:32:11 2011 No.6933122 >>6933110 Well obviously /jp/ manor is 2D, that's just a picture of a manor.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 8 14:49:11 2011 No.6933185 I'm a ginger and I play guitar

Anonymous Tue Feb 8 15:33:11 2011 No.6933360
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I know I'm a little late but I would like you to consider my application.

I'm very shy, my voice is soft, and I don't like bright lights or loud noises. I don't eat much or require upkeep except for regular naps and tea with biscuits or cake.

I like to read a lot and I think I could help out when something needs to be looked up. I would like to be about four ft. tall, with long straight hair down to my knees, and a pale complexion. I would also like purple eyes please.

Please use this picture as a template.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 8 16:21:11 2011 No.6933541 >>6930891 >>6933360 You bakas! Onee Sama has chosen her harem. You can go and live in /a/ manor.

Anonymous Tue Feb 8 16:42:28 2011 No.6933606 [DELETED]

>>6933541
Fellow rejects and latecomers, need we fight amongst ourselves? There are only 7 of them. I propose we invade the manor, take the springs, and allow immortal little girlhood to all who we deem worthy of it, not let it be squandered by some 300 year old whore who needs male attention so much she invites in prospective suicidees in to have her way with.
There are probably about 100 people on /jp/, about 50 of whom will want to become a little girl. That seems like an appropriate number to live harmoniously together in such a large house. We can always expand into the grounds if we need more room.
Rise up /jp/, and seize the means to production of immortal little girls. Who is with me?

Anonymous Tue Feb 8 16:45:11 2011 No.6933620
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>>6933541
Fellow rejects and latecomers, need we fight amongst ourselves? There are only 7 of them. I propose we invade the manor, take the springs, and allow immortal little girlhood to all who we deem worthy of it, not let it be squandered by some 300 year old whore who needs male attention so much she invites in prospective suicidees in to have her way with.
There are probably about 100 people on /jp/, about 50 of whom will want to become a little girl. That seems like an appropriate number to live harmoniously together in such a large house. We can always expand into the grounds if we need more room.
Rise up /jp/, and seize the means to production of immortal little girls. Who is with me?

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 8 16:47:11 2011 No.6933629 File: 495 KB, 850x637, 1278833172062.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6933620 You have my danmaku.

None !/7/SEMIKKI Tue Feb 8 16:53:11 2011 No.6933651

The anti-government guerrillas were fighting against the government in the country which was politically unrest.
There was an incident that a little girl was raped and murdered by the guerrillas in a small forest.
Mr. Anon, who is the commander of the military, advanced his men to this small forest to hunt the guerrillas.
But the incident was all planned out by him, so that he could have a raping party for himself. The little girls, who were suspicious as guerrillas, were arrested. That was the beginning of the insane raping party.

Anonymous Tue Feb 8 16:57:11 2011 No.6933665

>>6933541
But I do not want to go to /a/ manor. I want to go to a nice place where I can sip tea and read books all day in a frilly dress.

Really >>6928468 does not sound very serious about the library and I'm sure I could do a much better job, I'm sure of it!

Then >>6928427 and >>6928799 seem like they are trying to be maids, and >>6928468 does not seem very skilled at all.

Unless /jp/ manor is a low-tier manor without a proper library then nobody could love books as much as I.

/jp/ manor deserves a perfect librarian!
>>6933360

Anonymous Tue Feb 8 17:20:11 2011 No.6933733

>There are probably about 100 people on /jp/, about 50 of whom will want to become a little girl. That seems like an appropriate number to live harmoniously together in such a large house. We can always expand into the grounds if we need more room.
50 might be good, as an absolute maximum. But you just know one of those 50 is going to tell /a/ and /v/ about this place, and then you'll be overrun! Since none of us can leave once we drink from the spring, it wouldn't take long before the manor and grounds are packed solid with girls.
You don't want that, do you?

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 8 18:12:11 2011 No.6933922 >>6933733 build a bunker on top of the springs, and don't let anyone who's not a /jp/er inside. problem solved.

Anonymous Tue Feb 8 18:18:11 2011 No.6933946
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I'm tall with blonde hair and glasses

I'm fairly intellectual and would make a decent kuudere loli.

I can play the violin and can engage in philosophical conversations. A nice loli for the more intellectual inclined would be suicide victims.

We could hang out in the library and try and read Finnegan's Wake together with a blanket by a fire.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 8 18:32:11 2011 No.6933983 >>6933946 If they're already considering suicide, I don't see how trying to read Finnegan's Wake will help.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 8 18:43:11 2011 No.6934021 >>6933983 Because you have a cute loli reading it with you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 8 18:47:11 2011 No.6934030 File: 277 KB, 800x654, 7ef6c655c8811df0f665aa021b9e832e.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >perfect librarian

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 8 18:49:11 2011 No.6934032 File: 3 KB, 206x214, uhigh.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'll bring the weed!

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 8 18:52:11 2011 No.6934038 I have a feeling I'd never be accepted into a /jp/ mansion because I can't do anything worthwhile. So I'll just browse /jp/ forever.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 8 20:01:11 2011 No.6934189 Will there be a mnemocide assigned to us to make all the horrible memories i have of this world vanish...? ;_;

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 8 20:17:11 2011 No.6934247 >>6934189 I don't think so anon ;_;

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 8 20:44:11 2011 No.6934359 >>6934247 I can be your mnemocide grabs cock

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 8 20:46:11 2011 No.6934365 My luck has abandoned me for I have stumbled on this thread so late. I'm sure Onee-sama has chosen wisely and it was not my fate yet to join you. I pray for the happiness of the chones ones in the /jp/ Manor. Let's all believe so a miracle can happen.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 8 20:58:11 2011 No.6934385 I will be a cute frisky girl, probably the tsundere type. I'll act like I'm too good to join the tea parties and bath times, but I will come around eventually though I will never admit how much I love it.

OSad !YffGWo6BrM Tue Feb 8 21:01:11 2011 No.6934392

I like how much effort you put on the mansion but unfortunately I cannot picture myself as a 10 year old girl in any way. In fact, the reason I seek little girls is to distract myself from the fact I am not one of them. The moment I derail myself from that path is the moment I'm reminded I'm not a little girl, and I can't help but to shiver and panic. After the moments of shock, an acute pain settles in my chest. A strange pain I cannot comprehend fully.

The pain is not bad by any means. Pain reminds me that I am human and only human, though I cannot fathom anything else from it. From it, comes the possibility of suicide. After all, why live with a pain you cannot comprehend? However, I would never be able to even enter Aokigahara forest, for I do not wish to suicide. Even though the pain assails me every time I forget, fear drives and holds me back from the end. Fear, the most beautiful, primal instinct of animals.

I still cannot understand the pain, and I cannot overcome the fear. I do realize one thing from all this though, and as I do, I stumble down and cry.

I WILL NEVER BE A LITTLE GIRL.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 8 21:09:46 2011 No.6934415 >>6934392 Don't say that! Everyone can be a little girl if they wish really hard! ;_;

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 8 21:12:11 2011 No.6934423 >>6934392 You'd actually be a pretty good kuudere type. Too bad all the entries are taken. Oh well.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 8 21:27:11 2011 No.6934457 >>6934392 Did you sober up to write all this crap? Because I'm legitimately impressed.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 8 21:45:11 2011 No.6934533 File: 15 KB, 300x250, faping.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] all this shit is quite arousing im preparing for a faping sesion

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 9 01:39:11 2011 No.6935376 >>6934533 Stop trying to sexualize us!

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 9 02:18:11 2011 No.6935474 I'm probably too late anyway.... Why 10? Oh well. Have fun whoever is lucky enough ;_;

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 9 06:28:11 2011 No.6936032 Doki doki~

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 9 15:53:11 2011 No.6937846 Bump!

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 9 17:11:11 2011 No.6938180 This is most autistic thread I seen on /jp/ for really long time. I wish people posting in it could get cancer.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 9 18:01:11 2011 No.6938366 >>6934189 If you lost the knowledge of all of your experiences from your current life, it would be much harder to help Onee-sama with the manor, and help the lost souls who wander into the forest.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 10 01:17:11 2011 No.6939928 WHY IS THIS SHIT STILL HERE? SAGE

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 10 02:01:11 2011 No.6940091 >>6932272 Bump!

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 10 02:03:11 2011 No.6940097 sage

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 10 02:48:11 2011 No.6940253 File: 47 KB, 850x1200, sample_287108e266c83e75af9dc01ba59940e6af6575a4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Onee-sama, turn these sagers into lolis too. Just not the immortal variety. They'll be happier that way in the end~ BUMP!

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 10 02:55:11 2011 No.6940264 >>6939928 >>6940097 Get out. >>6940253 >sagers You too.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 10 20:30:11 2011 No.6943409 http://www.tfgamessite.com/phpbb3/index.php Here, download something from here, fap, and get it out of your system.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 10 20:31:11 2011 No.6943412 >>6943409 Your post confuses me greatly.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 10 23:09:11 2011 No.6944071 >>6943409 Pure maidens do not "fap."

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 10 23:57:11 2011 No.6944247 >>6944071 I agree. I hope Onee-sama does something about that libido. It'd be like an O. Henry story, but with loli!

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