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7007919 No.7007919 [Reply] [Original]

What are we gonna do in the studio?

>> No.7007933

Sleep.

>> No.7007935

pomf=3

>> No.7007937

Sing.

>> No.7007941

Same thing we do every night, Miku - QUALITY THREAD

>> No.7007944

>>7007935
This shit needs to stop

>> No.7007946

Sing like a fridge.

>> No.7007949

Have you sing your wonderful songs..

>> No.7007953

careful miku, you could shock yourself sticking the mic up there like that!

>> No.7007954

uninstall

>> No.7008286 [DELETED] 

QUALITY THREAD

>> No.7008387

>>7008286
QUALITY AUTISM

>> No.7009777 [DELETED] 

uninstall

>> No.7009783

>>7007919
UNINSTALL

>> No.7009796
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>>7008286
What the HELL!? I thought you only hated on Touhou threads.

>> No.7009797

>>7009783
So witty, Question.

>> No.7009800

>>7009797

>> No.7009801

WEB LIVE CONCERT IN 12 DAYS AND COUNTING NGGGGGG!

>> No.7009822

>>7007919

Record you farting into the microphone.

>> No.7009826

go back to whatever board you came from

>> No.7009833

>>7009783
>>7009797
>>7009800

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>>7007944
u mad newfaget? pomf haz been arouynd longer then you and will be around around longer then you

>> No.7009870
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7009870

>take a shower
>fall up the stairs
>wake up
>you're at burger king
>you walk into /jp/
>you see a POMF
>wat do

>> No.7009878

Try to avoid walking into traps.

>> No.7009880

>>7007919
I hope we are going to make more beautiful music, my songstress.

>> No.7009884

>>7009870
Max Payne is that you

>> No.7009894

This is by far the worst forced meme ever. It's even worse than Holeguy or milhouse

>> No.7009898

>>7009894
It's not forced. /a/ genuinely thinks it's hilarious.

>> No.7009904

>>7009898
God damn it /a/, you used to be cool

>> No.7009905

>>7009898
>/a/ genuinely thinks it's hilarious

That doesn't surprise me in the least bit.

>> No.7009914

>>7009905
>>7009904
>I hate fun things because im sad, lonely and grimmdark, brb Linken Park.

>> No.7009921

>>7009914
I really do wish I was retarded enough to find things like that funny. My life would be filled with so much more laughter

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>>7009921
Oh come some of it is pretty funny.

>> No.7009931

>>7009921
Don't we all. It's really vexing to be that much smarter than the rest of the population.

>> No.7009937

>>7009930
It's like most memes. There's a little bit of funny stuff out there, and the rest, well, not so much.

>> No.7009938

Oh my God what anime is this from

>> No.7009940

>>7009921
>>7009931
You guys are so deep and mature, I like you. Why dont you come over my house and fuck my sister.

>> No.7009946

You honestly would like to meet /jp/, I guys are alright with you. Stop-gaps aren't the answer. You should really exploit your sister house to a greater extent!

>> No.7009947

>>7009930
If you're 15 and still find "LOLSORANDUMB" humour funny, maybe all that shit can indeed be amusing.
But no really, no, memes aren't particularly what I'd call funny, moreso when it's as forced as this shit.

>> No.7009948

>>7009947
You don't want to allow yourself to have fun because the other boards have fun with it.

4chan was built on people spamming stupid memes for the sake of spamming stupid memes

You have to allow yourself to have fun

>> No.7009951

>>7009940
Take a number and get in line.

Hey guys, come to my house, my ass virginity is all yours.

>> No.7009956

My little sister doesn't like the Pomf meme, so I decided to set a trap for her. When she came home from school on Friday, I was waiting in her closet wearing an Old Man mask. I jumped out and went HRRRRRGGH which made her scream. She realized it was me and started yelling at me, so I hit her with a blast from my tazer. After tazing her for about a minute straight, I started shaking her shoulders and making a low, humming noise through my closed lips. As she came to, I said "I am Dr. Wily" and raised and lowered my eyerows at her over and over. She tried to break free, but I placed her between her matress and box frame and laid on top of her until mom came home.

>> No.7009961

>>7009947
You dont even know what a forced meme is. You just blew your cover. You have probably been here for less than a year and are somewhere around 16-18 and think you are unique because you play japanese games. I bet you look down on everyone around you and cry alone because no one wants to have anything to do with you.

>> No.7009960

>>7009948
The fuck you're talking about ?

>> No.7009959

>>7009951
>>7009940

I say, how about a /jp/ meetup? Orgy is always related.

>> No.7009958

It leaves you with a bad taste in your mouth because as much as you want to try to learn you just get mad and play some touhou and end up running headfirst into bullets, and then just get mad at that and take a nap.

>> No.7009957

>>7009948
We don't do "fun" on /jp/, get out newfag.

>> No.7009964

This one is also a cover of a doujin he made, sadly it never got scanned either.

>> No.7009966

>>7009961
Sure is assumptions, I don't know where you're getting all that from but no.
Am I so wrong not ot find "LOLPOMFXD" unfunny ? Christ you guys.

>> No.7009970

Jesus died for all of our sins.

>> No.7009969

>>7009956

I just spent the last twenty minutes rubbing a twelve year old girl's bare chest.

"How?" you ask. Well apparently there are a select few contexts within which such an action is acceptable. For instance, if your niece has a hacking cough and your sister asks you to "put some of this on her" while she calls the doctor.

"Putting some of this on hear" meant using my bare hands to rub this vapor ointment shit all over her BARE NAKED CHEST. My heartbeat is still all erratic from it. I had a boner the size of manhattan the entire time. She's sleeping now and I guess she feels better because she stopped coughing.

Details: She's about 5 feet tall, has long brown hair, a cute face, a thin waist and long skinny legs. She's in jammies I think because although I'm pretty shaken up right now I know I unbuttoned something before I went at it.

God I feel so great. I just rubbed my hands lal over her FUCKING TITS, you guys. Well the puffy parts of her chest anyway. Her nipples got hard. I just about wept tears of joy.

I didn't do anything else because I'm a coward and rubbing was enough. Plus it was legal and I didn't technically do anything wrong, so I'm in the clear.

I'd write more but I seriously have to go fap while the memory is fresh in my head.

>> No.7009975 [DELETED] 

>>7009969
(´・ω・)つ[' ']

>> No.7009974

Bye-bye anon!

>> No.7009976

Whenever I see "pomf" I just think of that great loli ero manga, not /a/ shenanigans, so I can't make myself hate this.

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>> No.7009983

>>7009969
Thanks I have not read that post in 3 years. I need to start spending time at my sisters house just in case one of these situations pops up.

>> No.7009984

You really hope hotglue isn't behind this.

>> No.7009985

>>7009822
I'd buy that for a dollar

>> No.7009987

You have never seen a prismriver thread on /jp/ before. No thanks, that belongs in another thread, preferably not at all.

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>>7009979

>> No.7009990

To get the thread back on topic, you want to buy a yumekui merry dakimakura which you saw in a picture posted a while back, but you are not sure where to get it.

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>>7009988

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>> No.7011220

>>7009796
Yeah, that shows how new you are. And I don't "hate" anything.

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