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7093244 No.7093244 [Reply] [Original]

Hey /jp/ i'm gonna lose my virginity tomorrow, what are you gonna do?

>> No.7093253

You.

>> No.7093251

Laugh at you because you are a virgin nerd.

>> No.7093254

I'm gonna sit here and laugh when you come sobbing to us with your personal blog stories about how you got dumped.

>> No.7093263

>tripfag
>losing virginity

I don't think so

>> No.7093265

>>7093254
I'm not gonna get dumped, but tomorrow at this time I will give the details of it.

>> No.7093268

Whack it something hardcore.

>> No.7093269

We are gonna not care.

>> No.7093271

Report your thread.

>> No.7093276 [DELETED] 
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7093276

9s says mine is already gone

>> No.7093280

>>7093244
LOL im impaciently waiting for that.

>> No.7093281

>>7093271
>>7093269
ITT: newfags who don't know how to sage

>> No.7093292

Hope you find it soon, OP.

>> No.7093294

>>7093281
In that post: retard that does not know about stealth sage.

>> No.7093299 [DELETED] 

if you female don't do it, he'll eat you out and say he'll come back tomorrow and then he's gone from the face of the planet...maybe in HELL...if your male don't do it, bitches...leeches...and whores. ((((；ﾟДﾟ)))))))

>> No.7093303

>>7093281
I still laugh at how 4chan doesn't understand what sage means.

If only I knew moon so I wouldn't have to spend time on a board that imports foreign concepts and then DOES IT WRONG all the time.

Using sage as a way to "insult" someone's post or thread is just completely wrong and a retarded misuse of a good feature that is so popular in sites like 2ch and Futaba. Fuck, iichan and 4-ch do it right. It's just 4chan and 4chan's lame knockoffs that fail at using sage.

The true meaning of sage means that YOUR POST isn't worthy enough to bump the thread. It's ironic, because you think that you're insulting others while you're just, in fact, insulting yourself. Yes, sage can be used when posting a derogatory comment in a thread that you don't want to bump, but posting with just the word "sage" accomplishes nothing but contribute to spamming the board. The trend of replying with the name of a tripfag and sage is even worse, as it accomplishes nothing and only serves to increase the e-penis of whoever you're "attacking".

The sage feature was never meant to serve as an implied insult or general disagreement! Why people started using it that way is beyond me. There are plenty of reasons why one would choose not to bump a thread with his reply. For example, bumping threads with stupid one liner replies should be discouraged and those people should be coerced into using sage instead.

I want to use sage, yet I almost never do it on 4chan because people will jump on me thinking I'm insulting their post or something.

>> No.7093308

Sex is something you have to be good at to really enjoy.

Hope you're a natural or you're just going to be disappointed.

>> No.7093315

>>7093308
Well i'm pretty good at jacking off...

>> No.7093331

>>7093315
Can you last long? If you don't, he wont like it.

>> No.7093336

>>7093303

You just mad, pastabro

>> No.7093353

>>7093331
I can last almost 30 seconds!

>> No.7093357

I'm going to go to work and wish I was at home playing with my Touhous.

>> No.7093383
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7093383

I'm going to lose my virginity tomorrow too!

*internet crotch bump*

>> No.7093388

>Delete Saten thread.
>Leave this shit.

>> No.7093395
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7093395

I am 25 this year.
I am still a cowardly NEET douchebag leeching from her mother who is working under modern slave conditions in a restaurant run by chinks.

I am hoping for the end of world.

>> No.7093432

>getoutofhereunvirgin.jpg

>> No.7093437

>>7093308
What about if you are so ruined by fapping that you can't cum during normal sex and you last forever? Giving the impression that you're some sort of goddamn sexual tyrannosaurus.

>> No.7093473

>>7093437
I know, right!

>> No.7093490

>>7093437
>>7093473
it doesn't work that way. you trained yourself to hurry, that's what's gonna happen.

>> No.7093511

>>7093244

Losing your black cherry? Good for you!

>> No.7093516

>>7093490
Stop saying such terrifying things.

>> No.7093549

>>7093395
... Well, if you're attractive, I'd be willing to work in order to support both of us, in return for being able to use you as a body pillow (too many inadequacies for sex).
I'm a socially-withdrawn self-loathing depressive, so mostly I'll be in my own room, on the computer, anyway.
I just want to fool my family into thinking I'm mentally well and socially adept enough to get a girlfriend.

>>7093437
Is... Is that a real thing, what you just said?
Also, I cannot think of tyrannosauruses anymore, without thinking about Rin.

>> No.7093566

>>7093516
なにですか

>> No.7093590

>>7093549
>to get a girlfriend.
How about a boyfriend? Because I like your offer.

>> No.7093629

Why the fuck is this thread still here?

>> No.7093645

>>7093590
I'm about two steps to the left shy of being bisexual, but even if I found you attractive, I'm pretty sure my father would be disappointed.
Unless you're a convincing trap, I'd have to turn you down. Sorry.

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>>7093244
Get the fuck out, Arty.

>> No.7093657

>>7093645
God damn it. I hate traps so fucking much. They don't deserve all the attention they get. They're just uglier girls with a dick, not girls with the personality of a guy. Why can't anybody but me understand that?

>> No.7093668

>>7093657
>They're just girls with a dick.
You just answered your own question, silly.

>> No.7093669

>>7093629
Why don't you get some friends, try? to get laid, do something besides going on 4chan to try and act like a pretentious shitdick. If you had anybody in your life who actually wanted to listen to what you had to say you wouldn't be doing this, and if you weren't a complete piece of shit you would realize that nobody is going to read your point of view you faggot. Just stop or kill yourself, either or is fine with me

>> No.7093670

>>7093657
You're just jelly because they give you a boner. :3

>> No.7093675

>>7093657
What? They're supposed to be guys with the personality and aesthetic of a girl. That's the whole appeal.

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>>7093670
Bullshit.

>> No.7093678

>Delete Saten
>Keep this shit, etc.

>> No.7093680

>>7093669
epic copypasta spam is epic XD

>> No.7093693

>>7093675
No. It's pretty obvious that most guys here want a trap because they're scared of real girls, and want a person who will both be sexy-looking (like a girl) but have a reassuring personality (like a guy).

>> No.7093705

>>7093657
I used to share your loathing of traps, until I realized that there ARE attractive (and rather feminine) traps out there.
It's not that they have the personality of a male that traps are attractive, it's that they are so obviously feminine. The level of femininity is the distinguishing mark between a good trap and a poor trap.
Girls with the personality of a guy are about as rare as traps, but to me are much more desirable.

>> No.7093718

>>7093705
>it's that they are so obviously feminine. The level of femininity is the distinguishing mark between a good trap and a poor trap.

I disagree. This is exactly what makes them so repulsive. They overdo it and become even more dumb and obnoxious than the average real women.

>> No.7093732

>>7093244
Enjoy being a slut forever

>> No.7093742
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7093742

YUMMY

>> No.7093749

>>7093657

I used to be attracted to traps. But now they physically disgust me. I don't hate them, but I'm not anymore. I wonder why.

>> No.7093755

post anything about your personal life on jp

>GUARANTEED REPLIES.JPG

holy fuck newfags and pathetic fags, learn to ignore threads like these

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