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7195762 No.7195762 [Reply] [Original]

If you had a 50 percent chance to be able to ravish Reimu for a day, with the other 50 percent being tortured to death by an extremist muslim group, would you still do it?

>> No.7195768

Can I take a 100% chance to get tortured to death by reimu?

>> No.7195778
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7195778

>>7195762

I would call Reimu a stupid Habib carpet rider and blast her face off with a 9mm pistol and then I'll armpit fuck the Hell out of some Muslims...

Wait a sec...

>> No.7195780

>>7195762

Yes.

>> No.7195793

No thats stupid, this thread is stupid.

Op what possessed you to be so stupid?

>> No.7195795

no. i don't like reimu.

>> No.7195797
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7195797

>>7195762

>> No.7195799

>>7195793

That's, you uneducated barbarian.

Go and learn English.

>> No.7195814

>>7195799
Does something as silly as an apostrophe being forgotten really bother you that much?

You've been posting on 4chan for how long?

>> No.7195827

>>7195814

Yes, when the person is attempting to sound intelligent and call someone stupid, but can not manage to put an apostrophe where it should be.

>> No.7195830

>>7195827
I'm pretty sure he wasn't trying to sound intelligent.

>> No.7195832

Realistically, no one here has the stamina to ravage anything for an entire day.

I'll pass.

>> No.7195834

>>7195832

I beg to differ.

>> No.7195836

>>7195830
Caught me there.

>> No.7195837

>>7195832
Some people here have trained themselves to masturbate thirty times a day for this very occasion.

>> No.7195838
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7195838

I'd think she'd just get them to worship her shrine's god (ZUN) like she's done with every Touhou.

>> No.7195839

>>7195837

ONLY thirty?

>> No.7195845

>>7195839
Apparently if you hit forty or so you die.

>> No.7195849

>>7195834
>>7195837
Having sex several dozen times isn't fun, just saying.

>> No.7195872

>>7195797
So reimu is a metaphor for US foreign policy?

>> No.7195877

>>7195872
Reimu IS America

>> No.7195890

>>7195762
if she were really american the charms would actually be $100 bills

>> No.7195893

Reimu = ZUN's perfect asian waifu
Marisa = Dirty thieving gaijin scum

>> No.7195896

>>7195890
so throwing ridiculous amounts of money around will solve all our prob--
wait, I saw what you did there...

>> No.7195897

>>7195877
Care to explain why? I don't see anything that would make her the most fitting, or any connection even.

>> No.7195899

>>7195832
I do.
@OP, depends. Do I do her in Gensokyo? It'd be hotter doing her in her own shrine.

And if I get tortured, would it only be for a day? What level of torture? Police brutality level or KGB level?

I fap five times a night, every night. Once I fapped myself dry. I'm pretty sure with the modern invention of viagra and red bull and B complex vitamins I could at least do her once every few hours.

>> No.7195901

>>7195893
Marisa has been the icon for every Windows game that's not a spin off. Its obvious ZUN loves Marisa more.

>> No.7195907

>>7195901
Actually he has stated that his favourite is Alice.

>> No.7195916

>>7195901
Is that why he called Reimu his wife/real daughter?

>> No.7195920

>>7195901
Hey look, it's that same Marisafag who can't stand his character not being the most loved one. Using the same excuse even.

>> No.7195925

>>7195920
First time Ive even participated in this discussion. I'm not even serious.


>>7195907
>>7195916

[citation needed]

Not trolling you, just asking.

>> No.7195946

>>7195925
>[citation]
Hakurei priest.

Source: Every Touhou book.

>> No.7195950

>>7195797
Even 4chan has a liberal bias. Fox news was right!

>> No.7195951

>>7195925
some subtitled interview
i watched it on a /jp/ stream.
don't remember the name

>> No.7197436

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