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7333592 No.7333592 [Reply] [Original]

>Younger 12 year old sister uses my computer
>Check history afterward
>Anal insertion porn everywhere
>Instructions on how to "stretch" with a cucumber
>Got to grocery store later with her
>She's behind me in line with a coke and a cucumber
>"What's the cucumber for?"
>"Uh... I w-was gonna make a salad, when we get home."
>"A salad, huh? I'll get your cucumber for ya."
>"Th-that's ok. I've got it."
>"I INSIST!" grab cucumber and have cashier scan it
>Get home, hand her her bag with only the coke in it
>She takes it and runs upstairs
>Wait for it...
>She comes back down looking frantically for the cucumber
>Enters kitchen to see me slicing it.
>My face as I ask: "What dressing do you like?"

>> No.7333599
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7333599

no, this isn't /a/.

And no exceptions.

>> No.7333601

Cool blacktext story, bro.

>> No.7333619

>>7333592

Nice copypasta bro.

>> No.7333626

>she wants to fuck

>> No.7333633

The main character in that story is quite a dick.

>> No.7333636

referring to yourself as "younger 12 year old sister" can be a sign of gender identification disorder

>> No.7333652

Posted this on /b/ for you OP! >>>/b/327893803

No need to thank me!

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