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7347625 No.7347625 [Reply] [Original]

Laugh all you want, but you'll never be able to think of the phrase "chicken breasts" in a lewd manner without thinking of food first.
Go ahead.
Try.

>> No.7347627

I'm not laughing and that isn't a chicken

>> No.7347628

I guess that's proof I'm not furry.

What about it?

>> No.7347629

Mystia isn't a chicken so that was easy enough

>> No.7347630
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I can't unsee it

>> No.7347635
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time to unshit this thread

>> No.7347637

>>7347630
>>>/v/

>> No.7347638
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>> No.7347640

Mystia is a night sparrow.

>> No.7347641
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>> No.7347643

English isn't the first language that is spoken here so I never hear that term anywhere but TV or the internet, and rarely.

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>> No.7347675
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>> No.7347681
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>> No.7347685

>>7347650
Iono why I really like this image.

>> No.7347739

>>7347629
>>7347640
bad logic. Read the OP's text again.

>> No.7347741

"How would you like your chicken?"
"Rude."

>> No.7347757
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I-I'm not showing you them because I like you or anything, just so you'll shut up!

>> No.7347765

>>7347741
Chicken (on a plate):
"Order for good for just one? Gonna eat alone? Why'd you even go to a restaurant?" *clukahahaha*"

>> No.7347772 [DELETED] 
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It's all about the proportions. Should probably get this one translated.

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>>7347772
Meant to post this one.

>> No.7347780 [DELETED] 

>>7347772
Source?

>> No.7347777
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7347777

O Wunder! Fliegt sie noch?
Sie steigt empor und ihre Flügel ruhn!
Was hebt und trägt sie doch?
Was ist ihr Ziel und Zug und Zügel nun?

Sie flog zu höchst - nun hebt
Der Himmel selbst die siegreich Fliegende:
Nun ruht sie still und schwebt,
Den Sieg vergessend und die Siegende.

Gleich Stern und Ewigkeit
Lebt sie in Höhn jetzt, die das Leben flieht,
Mitleidig selbst dem Neid -:
Und hoch flog, wer sie auch nur schweben sieht!

O Vogel Sperling!
Zur Höhe treibt’s mit ew’gem Triebe mich!
Ich dachte dein: da floss
Mir Thrän’ um Thräne - Mystia, ich liebe dich!

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>>7347779
keep this somewhere else please, i don't want to see the latest Albatross doujins in mystia threads.

>> No.7347798

>>7347780
http://www.mediafire.com/?k86iuvx2bj5cj2s
>>7347787
I would post a different circle's work if I knew one that focuses as much on Mystia as this one. I don't know why you don't want to see those. Mystia is enjoying herself in almost all of them.

>> No.7347800

>>7347798
While you're still here Hong.
Hate to ask but do you have something involving all 3 Yakumos?

>> No.7347802

>>7347798
also they look really awesome

>> No.7347805
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>>7347798
i prefer the doujins with Suika and yuugi, i don't like enormous pole and belly bulge, where are the oni ?

>> No.7347821

>>7347800
http://www.mediafire.com/?2jth3gjtymj
http://www.mediafire.com/?o1ptm3097313198
http://www.mediafire.com/?zzmtjxv1t0d
http://www.mediafire.com/?wmnjfifliiw
http://www.mediafire.com/?ub74udkvak6izea
http://www.mediafire.com/?wf52fmf1dkjbvb5

>> No.7347825

>>7347805
That guy is either an Oni or something similar.

>> No.7347844
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I prefer DFC Mystia.

>> No.7347860
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Advent Cirno Mystia is fine too.

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>> No.7347881

hong what is that webpage where you post all the DL links?

>> No.7347898

>>7347844
>DFC mystia?
Deep Fried Chiken?

>> No.7347915
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7347915

Didn't we have a Mystia thread like a week ago?

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>> No.7347925
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>>7347915
I believe so. Couldn't have been longer than 2 weeks.

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>>7347925

It's not like I mind Mystia or anything, I just don't have anything new to post.

>> No.7348016
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Being a vegan, I don't consider chicken food in the first place.

But I'd still eat Mystia. If you know what I mean. Hurr.

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>>7347965
Same.

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>>7348023

This is new, I guess.

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>> No.7348045
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Laugh all you want, but you'll never be able to think of the phrase "chin chin" without thinking of lewd things first.
Go ahead.
Try.

>> No.7348051

whats that site where hong put the mediafire links for all the doujins?

>> No.7348052

>>7348016
Would you eat her eggs?

>> No.7348054
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>> No.7348060

>>7348052
¿Would you eat your offspring?

>> No.7348065

>>7348060
Eating an unfertilized bird egg is actually less eating a viable potential-animal than swallowing semen is; I don't get what the big deal is.

>> No.7348069
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>>7348052
I'd hatch them and raise my own little nightsparrows.

>> No.7348073
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>>7348052

"I made them myself!"

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>> No.7348077

WHERE IS THAT FUCKING TOUHOU DOUJIN SITE WITH THE MF LINKS?????????????

>> No.7348081
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>> No.7348084

>>7347777
Nietzsche gets quads, but it doesn't matter.

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>> No.7348126
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>>7348065
How is it any less? Isn't it the exact same?

>>7348016
Indeed.

>> No.7348133

>>7348126
No; while the sperm is still alive, it is still possible for it to fertilize a human egg. But an unfertilized bird's egg that has been laid can't be fertilized.

>> No.7348136

>>7348084
die

>> No.7348138

>>7348133
Hmm, I see.

>> No.7348162

I don't eat meat, therefore your mind tricks fail.
inb4 fuck off pretentious hipster. I couldn't give a shit if anyone else eats it, I just don't myself.

>> No.7348164

>>7348162
Ignorance is bliss.

>> No.7348363
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The influx of new material hardly justifies a thread once a month and browsing pixiv is just too time consuming.

>> No.7348615

>>7348088
PUFFY VULVA

>> No.7348622

>>7348162
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=POIlrN2rc48

>> No.7348630

>>7348622
who's that faggot spamming the same tf2 video all over /jp/ and /v/

>> No.7348631

>>7348162
Not even sure why you're mentioning it. Nobody even asked you. You're either self-centered or afraid of what other think about you, so you constantly mention it.

Ever seen Little Britain? Know a character named Daffyd? He's constantly mentioning he's "The only gay in the village". This character mocks people like you.

Good luck living without the proteins that meat gives you by the way.

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License and Registration, Chicken Fuckers.

>> No.7348677

>>7348648
5-star post

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>>7348677

He could have at least posted this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1fopvzf77b8&t=0m11s

>> No.7348729

I liked the OP pic. Seeing that, I expected more lewdness so I could fap.

I am disappointed /jp/. So very disappointed.

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I dunno man, Night time and birds. shit doesn't seem safe to me.

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>>7348826

Is it the owl again?

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>>7348831
I'm over it, but until the claw marks and black eye fades I'm going to keep referencing it.

>> No.7348862

>>7348631
>Not even sure why you're mentioning it.

Are you lacking reading comprehension, or simply didn't even bother to read OP?

>> No.7349051

what is that site where meiling posts the touhou doujins? Think it has a green background

>> No.7349082

>>7349051
http://umadscans.ryuutama.com/

>> No.7349102

not that one, it has a fuckload of mediafire links and categories based on subject matter. It looks like a chan

>> No.7349120

>>7349102
No idea.

But if you're in the mood for touhou doujins try
shrinemaiden.pestermom.com

>> No.7349688

>>7349102
you mean meilings MF folder?
would be this one
http://www.mediafire.com/zeniththeone

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>>7348856
What?

>> No.7351830
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/jp/ does love its birds.

There are probably more threads for them than any other coherent group of Touhous.

>> No.7351848

>>7351830

mystia gets more threads than aya. when was the last time /jp/ had a aya thread?

>> No.7351851

>>7350828
chicken butt

>> No.7351852
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Never cared much for the HARPY of the Touhou Series.

Chickens are Terrestrial-Avian creatures evolved from Proto-reptilians millions of years ago.

The Concept of something of this construct species is ludicrous when you imply that in essence: Reptiles have Mammalian breasts.

So in short, my mind is not blown. But I bet yours is.

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>>7350828
An Owl dive bombed my head a couple nights ago.
>>7351848
We had one for shamwow when the wings lost the other night.

>> No.7351875

>>7351852
Reptiles can't even digest milk. Doesn't stop them from having delicious pectoral flesh.

>> No.7351977

>>7351875
Irrelevant. As with all posts that don't involve an elephant.

Post more Mystia and let's laugh in Darwin's face tonight.

>> No.7351997

>>7351860

>shamwow

wat

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>>7351977
>tonight

Actually the sun's coming up, I should probably hit the hay.

>> No.7352007

>>7351997
Shameimaru aya is my girlfriend tripfag, I just didn't want to type that out.

>> No.7352012

>>7352007

oh. thanks

>> No.7352015

i love bird tits

>> No.7352929
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7352929

Which Touhou would you do underground mining with?

>> No.7352994

>>7352929
Tenshi or Suika, and Mystia to use her as a canary, if she dies then it means there are toxic fumes.

>> No.7356265
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>>7352994
Terrible.

>> No.7356273
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>>7352929
Mystia, because she can reduce the trigger range of hostile mobs.

>> No.7358608
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One last run.

>> No.7358618
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>>7358608

I guess it's fine for a while.

>> No.7358641

I hate Mystia.

>> No.7358651

>>7358641
Reported.

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>>7358608
Sure.

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Oops.

>> No.7359279

>>7356273
Why is Mystia coming out of a gap?

>> No.7359283
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I will post this image in every Mystia thread.

>> No.7359291

>>7359283
I don't know if I should feel sad at how lonely she must be, or rush to hug her due to how cute she is.

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>> No.7359411

>>7359291
You could do both. Sad>pity>hugs>not sad anymore

>> No.7359426

>>7359345
>>7359283
So where is this from? The sparrow singing from that sewer cover?

>> No.7359445

>>7359426
http://www.city.setagaya.tokyo.jp/030/d00015695.html

>> No.7359450
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Did that new Mystia x Okuu doujin ever see the light of day?

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Took me a while to notice the tentacles.

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>>7358608
>1303042785777.jpg

In case people missed it, we have full scans now, courtesy of a friendly neighbourhood tripfag: >>7292435 (consult easymodo).

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