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7433151 No.7433151 [Reply] [Original]

Why don't you have a cute fujoshi girlfriend, /jp/?

>> No.7433154

Why would I want one?

>> No.7433153

3dpd, sage, report ,etc

>> No.7433156

>cute
>fujoshi
reaction image.png

>> No.7433158
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7433158

Bitches, whores, >cute >fujoshi, 3DPD, etc.

Get out.

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>> No.7433174

>Fat thighs
>Flabby arms
The horror.

>> No.7433183
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>>7433156
>>7433158
>Fujoshi
>Not cute
>Not the girl of your dreams

>> No.7433199

>>7433183
This is what /a/ really believes.

>> No.7433221

>>7433183

There is no such this as the girl or guy of my dreams for me. Makes no difference to me.

>> No.7433226

>>7433183
>tumblr
Sure.

>> No.7433230

she ended up dating someone else because I was too awkward, we're friends now and I'm chasing blondes instead

>> No.7433246

because ALL 3D are moneygrubbing whores

>> No.7433277

>>>/a/
>>>/v/
>>>/soc/

>> No.7435296

Fujoshi are scum, get the fuck out of here /cgl/

>> No.7435352

Seriously? Fujoshi? Fuck off.

>> No.7435398

>>7435296
i clicked on cgl and it's a bunch of lesbians. i guess cgl is the one raiding /jp/ with yurishit. makes sense cause there is always a couple replies suggesting /cgl/ and /jp/ should get along.

>> No.7435411
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7435411

I'll be your grrrrlfriend, /jp/

>> No.7435416

I have to admit, I want to be sexually abused by a fujoshi.

>> No.7435432

>cute fujoshi
Now that's an oxymoron if I've ever seen one.

>> No.7435932

Those are the kinds of women I detest the most. I don't need someone exactly like myself. We'd spiral into hell together.

>> No.7435937

Because I want a cute trap anon as my girlfriend~

>> No.7435940

>>7435416

I was and it owned

>> No.7435941

>>7435940
Tell me more.

>> No.7435948

>>7435932
Agreed. That kind of love isn't love, it's narcissism.

>> No.7435953

>>7435940
Like this thread couldn't get worse. Fujoshi scum are not welcome read the thread. Lesbians are especially not welcome. /jp/ is a mens only club, get out.

>> No.7435958

>>7435953
Oh, that's a girl? Not interested, then.

>> No.7435960

>>7435953
Wow, you sure haven't been here for long.
>>7435941
Sure it is in the archive somewhere but I dated a fujoshi exchange student then she went batshit and raped me bluhbluh.

>> No.7435967

>>7435958
I'm not a girl.

>> No.7435968

>>7435960
>Wow, you sure haven't been here for long.
> 婦女子ちゃん !oToME4/nUE
>Fri Mar 25 08:45:19 2011

laughingwhores.jp

>> No.7435979

>>7435968

I'm Dollfagers.

>> No.7435984

>>7435979
You really expect people to keep track of every time you change your trip?

>> No.7435986

>>7435960
Like anyone who actual browses /jp/ for long period time tries and remember every random tripfag who wonders into the board. #13243 tripfag with japanese tripfag name.

>> No.7435987

>>7435984

I posted a CINERIA thread earlier, I thought my identity was implied. I won't be changing from this one regardless. Past trips were lost because I am far too logical to back up after formats.

>> No.7435992

>>7435987
No one cares. Just cause you aren't from '10 doesn't mean anyone gives a shit about you. In fact, it's better that you didn't post regularly so we could easily forget who you are instead of remembering some wanker tripfag from a few years ago.

>> No.7435993

>>7435986

I don't expect such a thing of anyone, a point was simply made that I had the ability to disprove. You seem awfully keen to start a fight.

>> No.7436002

>>7435987
Let me rephrase. You really expect people to care enough to keep track of every time you change your trip?

>> No.7436006

>>7436002

I'm trying my best to drop that part of my life, I really don't need /jp/ to remember too. I simply brought it up because I can't stand being wrong on the internet.

>> No.7436058

i've had a cute fujoshi-friend for almost 10 years or so and planned to live together with her eventually

that was until she had a child (not mine) one year ago
it made her more and more depressed and stressed out
now she looks like 50 (she's 27)
after i told her that we barely talk anymore
except about her wanting to die of course

i feel its my fault because i couldn't fix my own life fast enough to be able to save her in time
>and that's how i got my fujoshi fetish

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>> No.7436069

>>7436063
What is a funjoshi and why is her desk censored what is happening under there?

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>>7436069

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>> No.7436109

>>7436080
:D

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>>7436080

That's just horrible.

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