/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

Would you give up NEET lifestyle to live in Gensokyo?

Do you think your favourite Youkai would put up with your bullshit while you sit in your room all day long using up electricity? You'd have to go out and work long hours, chopping wood for your next meal, fixing leaking roofs and generally interacting with the outside world.

It's not all bad. You could play with your waifu in your free time. I'd chase Tewi through the long grass and molest her.

[Anonymous No.]

If I had to. But only if I really needed to. I'd prefer to be a fairy though.

[Anonymous No.]

Sure!

But certainly I would do other things and waifu would do things like fixing roofs chopping wood etc.

Also I don't like to be NEET.

But where to sign up???

[Anonymous No.]

Gensokyo portal would be ass unless you also become a cute youkai girl. I thought we'd established this already.

[Anonymous No.]

Are we going to be having this thread daily?

[Anonymous No.]

I'd cut off my fucking dick to go to Gensokyo, to say nothing of something easy like a lifestyle change.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7550714
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>7550715
Actually I'm not OP lol, I already had my thread for today and I have to do go now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7550731
to do HC's and arenas for weekly cap.

[Anonymous No.]

JP, you"re really starting to bore the hell out of me...

[Anonymous No.]

>>7550768
We're not allowed to discuss anime, and it would be a bad idea to encourage video games here. So that means we're left with Umineko, Rika, VN shitposting and a few other assorted topics, leaving Touhou as the most important.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7550690

I chased after Tewi through the tall grass, listening to her giggles while we foraged for carrots. We tumbled together a few feet before I eventually landed upon her. The little dress hiked about her chest, exposing her midriff. I gulped hard as the gazed upon the milky babyfat, and her puffy panties. Biting my lip, and trying to forget the temporary thoughts racing through my head, I brought my fingers to her waist and tickled her gently. Listening to her scream and giggle. "Hey stop, not there!" she squeeled, something about it stirred something inside me. As the little bunny tossed about on the ground causing her little dress to bundle up tighter underneath her small form. Suddenly I saw those perky, swollen pink buds. Those small, perky nipples glistening under the noon sunlight. Causing my pants to tighten instantly. My groin felt like it was going to explode. Hesitantly I ran my fingers up to her chest, gulping once again. Caressing her delicate flesh, and flat undeveloped loli breasts. Tewi was looking at me so lovingly, her tussled hair, and big fluffy ears. It was making me wild. Slowly I brought a carrot to her lips. Her mouth greedily accepting the orange vegetable. Her glistening wet tongue grazing over it's surface like a lolipop, slurping softly as she pulled away, strings of saliva hanging from hir plump, pallid lips.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7550775
then JP won't be around for long.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7550780
Oh god. You know, you should write some erotic stories. Try to make them long, work on polishing your wording a little, and upload it.

Tewi brofist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7550793

I probably should have proof read it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7550690
> chopping wood for your next meal, fixing leaking roofs
I think I'd enjoy that.

>generally interacting with the outside world.
Can't I just chop wood in the back instead?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7550800

Maybe I should try and make an actually story about this

[「ロリあき」 No.]

>>7550690
THis is no different than my current lifestyle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7550954
Don't mention any carrots, unless it's something cute like the one around her neck, because I laughed at your mention of putting it in her mouth. Try to make the story slower too, to build up extra suspense. Try to talk about her pantsu aswell, and make her personality totally innocent but make her naturally sexual and empathic, like a good little slut. Bonus points if she becomes yandere and follows you around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7550800
That was original? I really enjoyed it, but I never know it those are reposts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7551027

I can agree with most of that, except probably making her yandere (doesn't that imply something more violent?) and I also don't understand why Tewi wouldn't eat any actual carrots.

But yea, the rest sounds like a good idea, I'll probably also have to make some sort of main character people could project themselves on.

[Anonymous No.]

I already agreed with two other Anonymous to explore Gensokyo if we end up in there, hopefully as fairies. So no, I suppose I won't have the usual NEET lifestyle if I get into there.

[Anonymous No.]

>I do manual labour for very little pay

Same as always I guess. Less old polish men telling me what to do though.

[Anonymous No.]

I would gladly become as hard and joyless as a Russian turnip for the sake of her and her girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7551072

Let's have fun once we're there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7551094
Since I'm a disgusting secondary I have no idea who those Touhou are.

>>7551063
Not really, she would just be curious, once you'd fondled her, she'd want to explore her sexuality more and would follow you around, and blurt out lewd things without realizing it, and you'd have to get her to keep secrets. But I guess she could become very posessive and find other girls threatening, so she could indeed be violent, and carry a cleaver around with her, that she took from Orin's grilled meat restaurant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7551127

I'm not quite into Yandere, but everything else there is pretty cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7550780
>hir
So Tewi's transgendered?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7551404

It was a typo, though i'm sure I will get fucked over for it.

[Anonymous No.]

I'd probably be a loser in Gensokyo too. At least I have it easy here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7550715

Eh... cute girls are overrated.
How about a manly youkai man?

I would strike Jojo poses in the mirror all day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7551459
Only if I get to be waifu of manly touhous.

[PRINNY !nLFbzB/0pw No.]

There isn't electricity in Gensokyo, so I can't really use it all up. I'd of course help out with the chores. In terms of free time, if I had an escort, I'd like to go around and look at all of the plant life in the Bamboo Forest. Or do Eientei shenanigans.

[Tewi Story No.]

I wrote up a longer story and expanded the original story, but I am not sure where to upload it.

[Anonymous No.]

No, I'm pretty content with my life here, at least for now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7550768
>>7550788
Then maybe you should go back to funny /a/.

[Tewi Story No.]

>>7552639

Anyone?

[gensokyo_gal_97 !nLH26A83Ug No.]

I've been to Gensokyo before... Outsiders aren't welcomed, they made me leave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7552639
google docs, then post here

[Anonymous No.]

What occupation would I have in Gensokyo?

Living in the human village would involve breaking my back and sweating my ass off, probably planting and harvesting rice with 19th century tools, just for the opportunity to see a youkai once in a while. NO THANK YOU.

I could be a shrinekeeper, but then I'd be taking a job from Reimu or Sanae, so... I don't think that would work out.

I could be a hermit temple priest, but the Gensokyo border was sealed before the Meiji liberalization of Japanese vinaya, so with the exception of Jodo Shinshu, all the priests of that era were celibate. This would be aggravating. I don't have a Touhou waifu but the temptation would be irresistible. If I were defrocked, I imagine, I'd have to go work in the human village.

CONCLUSION:

I would give up my NEET lifestyle to live in Gensokyo, but only if I were allowed to be a Jodo Shinshu priest living amidst the youkai.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7553368
Oops, I forgot one...

REVISED CONCLUSION:

I would also accept a position as a yamabushi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7550780
>Her glistening wet tongue grazing over it is surface like a lolipop
>grazing over it is surface

[Anonymous No.]

Of course I can be a NEET. Fairies don't need food and get houses for free.

[Anonymous No.]

They still get hungry hombre.

[Tewi Story No.]

>>7553376

Grazing
verb
1. To touch lightly in passing; brush.

Also, this wasn't proof read, I just typed it out, I was inspired to expand the story though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7554536
Are you blind?
>Her glistening wet tongue grazing over it is surface like a lolipop
>grazing over it is surface
>it is
>IT IS

[Anonymous No.]

>>7554536

Not the same autist but I believe the emphasis was more on the "it is" than the grazing.

>Her glistening wet tongue grazing over it's surface like a lolipop

Like that.
YOU SEE?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7554536
Ignore his shitposting, it doesn't matter. The meaning is quite clear, and his ignorance isn't your responsibility, so don't concern yourself with it.

[Tewi Story No.]

>>7554543

>Also, this wasn't proof read

Question is, are you blind?

Noone is out to get you, so please calm down a bit, I don't want to argue with you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7554557
>Noone
I wasn't pointing out how you're crap lacked proofreading, I was pointing out how you somehow completely managed to miss >>7553376's point.

[Tewi Story No.]

>>7554576

Wait... You do know what proof reading is right?

Just in case you didn't, it's to fix spelling mistakes, the flow of a story, etc. I decided to write a story out of my own time for you guys, for the fuck of it. I then decide to write about 5 pages of story later. For the fuck of it.

I am also being extremely courteous to you, so hopefully this is a clue that you need to accept that both you and him are flying off the handle for no reason.

[Anonymous No.]

Hey guys, what's going on in this thread?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7554602

Having a MANLY discussion on penises and colouring books.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7554602
One or two bored /v/ users are shitposting about the guy who wrote the Tewi story. I'm just hoping he's not stupid enough to get pulled in by /v/-level shitposting. Pic related.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7554597
>proof reading
It's a compound word.
Heh. Your "courtesy" amounts to nothing but a thinly veiled "U MAD."
You ought to be thanking us on bended knee for doing the proofreading job for you.

[Tewi Story No.]

>>7554620

If you say so, but i've already received constructive criticism from people who were much more helpful, and frankly, better than your posting level in every way. I have no reason to thank you, and all the reason to do the opposite.

Besides I already finished Chapter 1, and posted it for anyone who wants to take a look at it. You just continue doing what you do, finding fault in anyone and everyone to sooth your ego.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7550780
>>7554597
The /v/-tier arguing ruined my gun. I don't think it will fire now. Thanks for the story, regardless.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7554638
Seems to me like you're just touchy about your poor English, proofread or not.

[Tewi Story No.]

>>7554657

The full story is here if you want it. I finished a page of it last night, based on impulse.

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=5DEEBJTY

[Tewi Story No.]

>>7554664

Well, more like touchy that I had to explain to people multiple times that it was draft, just so maybe someone could enjoy it. To be honest the only thing that annoys me is having to repeat myself constantly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7554679
I never said it wasn't a draft.
The whole thing started because I couldn't believe you were so stupid as to think >>7553376 was criticizing your use of grazing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7551662

Without electricity, all my life would consist of is reading, drinking, and working out.

That doesn't sound too bad actually.
Anime and manga aren't exactly productive and manual labor (followed by drinking and good eating after a hard day's work), surrounded by nature, sounds stupendous.

[Tewi Story No.]

>>7554705

I did no know whether you mocked grazing (as in grazing fields) or the grammar mistake, or both. So in my reply I responded to both issues in the very say sentence, by giving you the definition I used for grazing, and explaining that I had not proofed the story.

It's not my fault you ignored half my post, then flipped out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7554722

You know... it's only a problem when you keep talking about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7554549
I can't believe no one caught this
>it's

[Anonymous No.]

>>7554776
This is just an attention-grabbing ploy of his; don't mind it.

>>7554722
>no know
>say
This must be on purpose.

Changing "it's" to "it is" is a fairly obvious alteration, especially in a situation where it's so obviously wrong, hence my incredulity that there could be any debate as to what error >>7553376 highlighted. I never once doubted that you didn't proofread, or that you suck at English, but I did wonder if you had some sort of disorder that prevented you from noticing the not-so-subtle change.

[Tewi Story No.]

>>7554832

One that creates awkward, and sometimes bizarre typos? yes. I won't go into any detail because that's off topic. It's easily fixed when I skim through my stories and run conventional spelling checks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7550690
But I was never really a NEET.

On a related note, do you think I could study to become a wizard once there?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7554875
I'm sure it's possible. The question is, will you become a little girl when you turn into a youkai?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7554881
Actually, I'd rather not.
This is the kind of wizard I'd wish to be.

[Anonymous No.]

>Do you think your favourite Youkai would put up with your bullshit while you sit in your room all day long using up electricity?

Yes, if not I can be a boatman or whatever.

[Anonymous No.]

Taskmaster Cirno gives no second chances - slack and you die.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7550690

>Implying I wouldn't be Yukari and Ran's personal sex slave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7555766
That would be nice but seriously why would their want us as sex slaves? they can get peoplemore suited for that task

[Anonymous No.]

>>7555784
*they

shit.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't know, it's all about devotion, and I'd be Yukari's happy love puppet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7555793
But she sleeps 16-20 hours a day and hibernates during winter. Don't get your 'hopes' up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7555869

And for 4 hours out of the day, for a 4th of the year she has the sex drive of 30 women. For the rest of the year you tend to Ran's needs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7551072
Do you mind adding one more to that number? I'd like to come along, too.

[Anonymous No.]

Oh Tewi, you so naughty

[Anonymous No.]

I'm not a hikki or a NEET right now, but I doubt they'd have much use for someone studying Biochem and Pharmaceuticals. So, I'd probably do manual labour. I suppose I'm strong enough. But I don't have a waifu.

I'd still do it for the adventure, though.

[「ロリあき」 No.]

>>7556274
[x] Eirin's lab assistant

[Anonymous No.]

>>7556246

Oh Tewi, the Hershey's again?

[Anonymous No.]

ok the hare lip is a pretty fucking big turn off

[Anonymous No.]

>>7556730
That's actually cecal feces. They're a rabbit's favorite brown substance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7556739

[Anonymous No.]

>>7556282
That sounds pretty fun, actually. Now I'm sad that it will never happen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7556246
I'm becoming one of you. Slowly. I'm a slow-motion train wreck. I see this picture and my thoughts explode - I really really need to go to Gensokyo. I would do anything for Tewi.

How do I escape this place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7557704
>How do I escape this place.
You don't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7557704

Question is, why would you want to?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7557704
ONE OF US! ONE OF US! ONE OF US!

[Anonymous No.]

>>7557704
Don't worry! You'll reincarnate as some kind of lowly animal or ghost that is not even capable of basic thought for your animalistic and thoughtless desires.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7559043
Because Gensokyo is infinitely better than this shithole?

[Anonymous No.]

Would I go to Gensokyo, if it meant I had to chop would and farm and do hard labour everyday? Hell yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7559090
But then they'll be free from the torment that thought brings, they'll live their short life, then die.

Presumably they'll eventually reach littlegirl status.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7559085

>tumblr

[Anonymous No.]

>>7559096

How can you call the ENTIRE planet earth a "shithole" when you haven't even been everywhere?

I do not comprehend.

[proREMIRIAt Elite Force Commander !rSDMROXTB. No.]

It's renouncing to a lifestyle, but you get to enjoy new aspects of life... I probably will get to be used as a sanitary and do the hard work, but goddamn, my Remilia-sama collection will grow constantly.