/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

Hey /jp/ Hikkis, besides leeching how do you guys make money?

[Anonymous No.]

part time job. you should give it a try.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7551948
im a DJ for a local club

[Anonymous No.]

By using the philosopher stone to make vomit into gold!

op's pic related, madotsuki is a alchemist the whole time.

[Anonymous No.]

Fixing people's computers... But it happens rarely ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

I would respond but I find your choice of pic quite rude

[「ロリあき」 No.]

I don't. As soon as my food supply runs out, I'm fucked.

[Anonymous No.]

I have a shitty online job. Gets me enough to support my hobbies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7551965
So you do that over the internet?
That's pretty cool, I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7551971

I'm tired of hearing about your personal problems. Just keep quiet from now on, capiche?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7551983
I for one find his depressing life very interesting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7551971
Put your last remaining bits of food on windowsill.

Catch and eat small animals that come by.

Use those bits to trap more and bigger animals.

Soon you will have netted a loli!

PROFIT

[Anonymous No.]

horse races

[「ロリあき」 No.]

>>7551988
A cooking fire would be noticed, especially in the fire-paranoid desert.... I've been giving serious consideration to stealing a fishing pole and going fishing, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7551971
Go back to jail

[Anonymous No.]

>>7551975
no, i have to leave the house a few times a week, but im fine with it since its at night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7551988
Who would eat a loli?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7551993
going fishing in the desert...

And don't you have a microwave for those birds? Why need a fire?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7551999
Well, looking at that user's name, it appears that a loli is being sought in some capacity or another...

[Anonymous No.]

>>7551971
I almost want to send you money. Why do I always feel the need to protect and take care of other /jp/sies?

[「ロリあき」 No.]

>>7552001
I do have access to a microwave, but it's tiny. I can barely make a bowl of ramen in it, space-wise. I suppose if I butchered the animal up, I could just cook bits as-needed, but I'm also limited in refrigeration space.

Despite the fact I'm in the desert, we have mountain runoff rivers.

[Anonymous No.]

i only get money from birthdays and holidays. for the last 2.5 years, i've been saving up for a new computer. i'm up to $600, so i think i can get one soon.

[Anonymous No.]

Most of us are either

Dependent on a parent/relative
Receiving money from social security or a similar program
Living off of inheritance

though I have seen a few stories of people doing freelance programming or art type work online, and a few people talking about forex but personally I still think that's a scam.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7552045

I daydream all the time about living off an inheritance. That's got to be really rare though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7552010
So you're going on a cactus diet soon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7552065
I dunno, I've seen a few /jp/ers claiming to be doing so. I imagine that it's just the logical continuation of the first route, assuming you stick with it long enough, and your family is at least middle or upper/middle class. If they manage to pay off the house and leave you with a bit of savings before dying you should be okay for quite some time, if you live responsibly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7551993
Why is desert fire paranoid? Is it because tumbleweeds become flaming balls of fiery death wreaking havoc across concentrated flammable structures, igniting yet more floating balls? Kind of like a runaway fission reaction.

[Anonymous No.]

My dad and my grandma let me clean their houses which adds up to about $260 a month. Then I have LOTS of credit cards, I get about $500 for christmas and $500 for birthday then I also clean my dads cars for about $40 a month then I guilt my mom into giving me about $40 a month because I remind her how much of a bitch she is. And occasionally I'll randomly get a job for like two months then quit. So that about takes care of the whole year for me.

[Anonymous No.]

My parents give me some money each month to spend on stupid shit. I don't know how else you would make money in such a position.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7552078
>I have LOTS of credit cards
This will end well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7552078
I had LOTS of credit cards when I was in my first year of college (the year I wound up dropping out after, coincidentally enough, but I was a perfectly diligent student at the time) and now I have LOTS of debt ;_; I think my mom pays the minimums every months now, but I don't really pay a whole lot of attention to it.

[Anonymous No.]

sell body parts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7552078
>>7552094
Shit like this makes me hope I'm never in a place where having a credit card is a viable option to survive. Let alone the ONLY option. Fuck that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7552094
My mom has been in debt for over a year and she doesn't pay any of her bills. Debt collectors call every day and she just ignores them.

How will this end?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7552114
just don't let it happen, if in such a situation commit suicide before using credit cards with no way to pay back

[Kritzinger !TANs7broy. No.]

I work two jobs;

Full-time as an IT specialist, mostly dealing with medical and government record archive management and document imaging. Today I was busy recreating a document (Photoshop) that had been soaked in blood at a murder scene; it contained financial data that needed to be recovered. After that was done I went to local Fortune 500 energy conglomerate to pick up some legal records to be scanned in, turned into PDFs, and added to a virtual library. Later this week I got to show a group of engineers how to operate a $12,000 blueprint scanner.

My other job is working part-time on weekends and evenings helping customers in the outside lawn and garden department at Lowe's.

I plan on quitting the part-time job in a month and going back to college part-time if I can fix my FASFA situation (there was some small loan I had through the state of New York I wasn't making payments on). And if classes go well this fall I plan on quitting my full-time job and going to school full-time (again). I might ask if I can do some weekend and evening work with my current employer.

With the little free time I do have, it's spent working on a visual novel with a few other /jp/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7552121
If it's just credit cards I don't think they can do a whole lot. Her credit score will plummet, but that's about it. If it were a mortgage or car loan or something of course the consequences would be more immediate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7552121
Bankruptcy -> Total liquidation of all assets -> Live in shelter -> drugs/booze -> DONOTWANT

[(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ BOOF ☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜) !AWEsomEEEE!!R/52MaMCG2y No.]

I own a gun shop.

[Kritzinger !TANs7broy. No.]

>>7552151
If I owned a gunshop I'd spend all my time online just like you BOOF.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7552151
Do you fap to Touhous behind the counter while your customers ask you about cleaning kits?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7552121
You've seen Kaiji, haven't you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7552150
They don't take your house if you declare bankruptcy though, and you can hang on to a few other things. Also it's not really that hard to hide other stuff you might need, or even cash if you're careful. Just have a trusted friend hang onto it for a while, no one will know. (Well, besides the cash, if you make a huge withdrawal right before declaring bankruptcy obviously that shit will look suspicious.)

[婦女子ちゃん !oToME4/nUE No.]

I have a student allowance of about $100+ a week from my family and I plan on getting a job in the next week or two. I take it pretty easy, so I think I should be doing more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7552088

I do what I gotta do to afford my touhous and arcueids and all that stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7552164
Credit Rating -> zero
neighbor refuses to lend change for the payphone

[(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ BOOF ☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜) !AWEsomEEEE!!R/52MaMCG2y No.]

>>7552159
I have guys running the shop, the only thing I do there is work on guns that need fixing. My job doesn't have any set hours, its just "work when you want as long as shit gets done" I usually head in around 6am, take an hour break at noon and head home at 3. This time of year (not hunting season) I hardly have any work, I usually stay at home for a few days out of the week and spend all day friday doing the few jobs that came in the days before.

Around hunting season I'm swamped, but most of the time I'm slacking off and reading VN's and watching anime in my cave in the back of the shop.

[Anonymous No.]

Nobody calls me back for a job,done every place in this town,no car,no exp,I dont know anybody. plus i kind of get really bad anxiety,panic attacks, and i guess depression,when i think about working.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7552201
How did you get a nice job like that,what made you start it?

[Anonymous No.]

Spending up all of my financial aid while I fail my classes. I don't know how long I can get away with this...

[Anonymous No.]

>HEY /JP/ HIKKIS
>HIKKIS

>OH ME? I WORK 2 JOBS
>PART TIME WORK

did /jp/ really get this bad? it's like that /a/ thread where everyone talked about how they're hikikomori between school and work.

how fucking stupid are you normals replying to this thread talking about your jobs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7552233
u jelly? >:3

[Anonymous No.]

>>7552065
I kinda do this but by coming into large money in another way, say like winning the lottery.

I wish it would happen, I'd either stay here or get a decent apartment in a central location with low crime, with good services and stash the rest in a bank account and live off the steady interest.

Sometimes I get hard thinking of the freedom of mobility and travel that I would have with that kind of money, I'd be a modern day Edmond Dantes, minus the lengthy imprisonment of course.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7552228
Are you doing a two year degree? Im wasting my time and money... I mean i passed the first year but i feel like im never gonna amount to anything anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

Grants and federal aid, I'm actually not retarded so I qualified for them.

Little do they know I have zero ambition to do shit with my degree. I chose Biology as a joke to my AP Biology teacher and stuck with it because most classes just required reading the books and showing up for tests. Now I'm in the summer of my senior year with no fucking clue what I'm doing and my school card stopped working on the city bus so I think I may have been kicked out unless it's just deactivated because I took the summer off.

Also, forex. Profiting off Greece's demise right now.

[Anonymous No.]

Welfare.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm jobless. I live with my mom and use my left over grant money from school to buy stuff I need. I never buy anything.

I'm doomed to a life of poverty anyhow. I'm an English major. I would like to switch to something else, but I'm already only a year away from graduating. I also don't know if my financial aid would be able to carry me long enough to tack on another year and a half or so to my estimated graduation date

[Anonymous No.]

>>7552240
With your financial situation you've probably made about 12 bucks off of Forex so far. amirite

[Anonymous No.]

I used to get £30 a week from the government for food/books/etc. I never spent it for 2 years, so I have that in the bank.
When that runs out though, I'm fucked.

[Kritzinger !TANs7broy. No.]

>>7552213
No one ever calls you back for a job when it's low end entry positions. You need to call them back 2-3 days after dropping off your application/resume and ask to speak with the individual responsible for hiring. Ask them if they read your application/resume and if you can setup a time to meet with them.

The only two jobs I've even been contacted back without the need to follow up were both higher pay grade technical jobs (ie; my current job and another I had a few years ago)

All the low end food and retail jobs, they expect you to hound them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7552246
Teach English in a foreign country.

[(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ BOOF ☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜) !AWEsomEEEE!!R/52MaMCG2y No.]

>>7552221
Started out as a gunsmith at a local shop, we where going under and I offered to pump some money into it in exchange for partial ownership. After a few years I implemented some changes that turned the place around and quadrupled the annual income of the shop, I used some of the money to buy a building in northern Minnesota and acquired my class 3 license.

Local law enforcement contracted with me because I was one of the few class 3 licensed gunsmiths in the state, that started a reputation and people wanted their guns worked on by the guy the cops use. I then hired 3 guys and moved to a bigger building further north to concentrate on commercial firearms as well as law enforcement.

I'm living the dream I had growing up, I have a shooting range in the basement.

[Anonymous No.]

This thread makes /jp/ seem like mostly ticking timebombs of fail. Poor otaku.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7552255
I do that, I always go to speak with the manger or call them but they dont give a shit or they say ill call you,which they dont.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7552248
I wish, I'm still climbing out of the 2 grand I blew when I first started. Fucking Goldman Sachs stealing my unearned money.

[Anonymous No.]

>Vomit Chan
>/jp/ Hikkis
>job
>people seriously replying to the troll thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>7552273
Hey, you can have a job without leaving the house.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7552273
Hikki doesn't mean NEET. Who's the real dumbass here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7552264
i always forget you live in minnesota. are you there now?

[(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ BOOF ☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜) !AWEsomEEEE!!R/52MaMCG2y No.]

>>7552292
For now, yeah.

[Kritzinger !TANs7broy. No.]

>>7552264

>Northern Minnesota

It would only take me a few hours to drive there. I'll see you this weekend BOOF.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7552296
my brother-in-law is heavily into guns i wonder if he used your service ever? aren't you from florida or something though?

there is probably 3 people total browsing /jp/ from minnesota. maybe i'm being hopeful and it's only the two of us though.

[(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ BOOF ☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜) !AWEsomEEEE!!R/52MaMCG2y No.]

>>7552302
I'm from Minnesota, however I live part of the year in Florida.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7552291
You, of course. There's only so much work you can do while not leaving your house and most people with jobs that posted here are certainly not hikkis.

[StonedAnonymous !XUUanJpkos No.]

I'm a hacker paid under-the-table by a web design company. I do lots of coding on many platforms, but right now mainly web and iphone.

I mostly live like a hikki, hardly ever going out. Working on it, though. As other things start going better in my life, my desire to leave the house goes up.

But seriously, drugs, HD porn, and a solid fap-station (I own a butt plug, 3 dildos, and a cyberskin artificial vagina - along w/ tons of water-based lube), I pretty much only leave the house for food or to use the excercise bikes at the gym. Just sittin back makin money.

Life's good

[Anonymous No.]

I run woodcutting bots for Runescape and sell the accounts/gold to various sites.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7552321
My utmost apologies to OP for thoroughly derailing his thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7552321
So, now having a job = being a dumbass?.

Family business, some way similar to BOOF since I barely do something, different field.

We have two shops. One is take care by my parents, the other by me. I still live with my parents though. I don't have plans to move out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7552323
>a butt plug, 3 dildos
sooooooo you're a ... girl... right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7552332
What use would a girl have for an artificial vagina?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7552332
>>>/a/

[Anonymous No.]

>>7552331
Yes, get out of /jp/.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't.

I have some money left from my student loan before I dropped out due to typical /jp/ mental health problems and no allowance or income of any sort to counter what's going out.

I'm almost tempted to get a part time job, but then I go to sleep and forget I'm hungry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7552331
if you're leaving your house/room for work or school you aren't a hikikomori. it doesn't matter how you only leave for once every month or whatever. you aren't a hikki.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hikikomori

[StonedAnonymous !XUUanJpkos No.]

>>7552332

nope, just a bi-curious dude who enjoys jacking off with large cock-like objects stimulating my prostate and while sucking on a cock (gotta admit, seems good man). I also wear girl's panties (thongs) and a cockring when I do this. I rig up the vagina on a desktable to be stable/not-move, equip my gear, turn on my pr0ns playlist, and pound that shit like its my future waifu. Smoking tons of weed before beginning's a good idea too. I've done this on MDMA as well, and that was the best fucking thing ever.

Fap of the Gods, nigga

[Anonymous No.]

>>7552370
>Hikikomori (ひきこもり or 引き籠もり Hikikomori?, literally "pulling away, being confined", i.e., "acute social withdrawal") is a Japanese term to refer to the phenomenon of reclusive people who have chosen to withdraw from social life, often seeking extreme degrees of isolation and confinement because of various personal and social factors in their lives.

>While many people feel the pressures of the outside world, hikikomori react by complete social withdrawal. In some cases, they lock themselves in their room, apartment or house for prolonged periods, sometimes measured in years. They usually have few, if any, friends. While hikikomori favor indoor activities, some venture outdoors on occasion.

[Anonymous No.]

Why do people think NEET is a viable status that can sustain itself? That's why everyone calls it a social problem, you know, it's a dead end.

[StonedAnonymous !XUUanJpkos No.]

>>7552389

They don't. Hyping the NEET life's just for fun. It is pretty fucking awesome, but I'm sure some are aware of how detrimental to society that way of life is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7552388
when they say venturing out they don't mean to work or school you fucking tool. it's to get food, mail, and similar stuff.

>withdraw from society
>continue going to school and work
you're too early to be posting on /jp/

[Anonymous No.]

>>7552389
>Dead end
So is the rest of life. If I was capable of working I would, it's hardly a life of luxury.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7552402
Almost everyone from 2008 now has some kind of social life/work.
At least I do. I don't want to but there's no other way. When you get older people don't tolerate your shit anymore.

inb4 shitposter et cetera.
on my years in /jp/ I've only made 3 threads.

[「ロリあき」 No.]

>>7552323
>work at home
You make me sick. The devs get all the props and all the privileges, and us QA who make sure your shit works inevitably get shat on. We don't get to work from home, we work long hours, and we know the software better from an end-user standpoint than the devs. We understand the front end and the back end. We spend WEEKS doing the same shit over again to make sure there's no memory leaks. We build rows upon rows of machines with different configurations so we can replicate user experience in the wild.

And we get paid shit, and blamed for every tiny error that crops up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7552411
>almost everyone
yes, that's true. the point of being a hikikomori is you aren't apart of that almost everyone. talking with people on /jp/ isn't defined as having a social life, and even if you're some internet social butterfly most people wouldn't recognize that as a social life either.

i don't know what you mean by get older since /jp/ isn't filled with kids. what's the difference between 25 and 30? as you get older people get less social.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7552448
As you get older people won't pay for your expenses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7551948
I inherited an apartment building,l just rent that shit to a lot of people and I don't have work, l have to keep that shit working and sometimes resolve quarrels but usually it's pretty easy.

[StonedAnonymous !XUUanJpkos No.]

>>7552418

I never thought I'd get to say it, but you jelly

Go to a university, enroll in a CS program, and get an undergrad position in the department. You'll have plenty of respect and get to build tons of useless, broken shit and get paid for it!

That was my last super-awesome job before dropping out of school & going unemployed for 2 years. I was picked up off a conversation in a bar to dev iphone apps, but ended up doing PHP, linux, Javascript, JQuery, Wordpress, Zencart...among other things, and knew them far better than their dedicated in-house team.

You're in QA because you suck, qq

[Anonymous No.]

>>7552456
you realize social security exists? most of the hikikomori are privileged, on government money, shut-ins who never leave and work from home, and/or about to be homeless or taking a bleach portal.

it's /a/ that's 18 year old "hikikomori", not /jp/.

[Turtletron !!5gEy6RCc+sH No.]

I work in shitty factories for meager pay until I have enough money saved up to live on for a few months. After I run out of cash the process repeats.

Yes it is soul crushing work, but I don't have any other options. Not that I call myself a hikki.

[「ロリあき」 No.]

>>7552525
>CS program
Never. I am first and foremost a language major.
All my tech background is school of hard knocks, and so it shall remain.
I can break software like no one's business. I have a hard time playing video games now because I inevitably break them.
Not really jelly, just immensely frustrated. Instead of jumping from Software Test Engineer to dev, I'll take a side route and become an SDET. That way I can stay true to my QA roots AND get out from under the thumb of the devs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7552338
yuri?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7552561
I wish I was. Just another penniless NEET here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7552577
Well that's fine, but don't bitch because someone has a better job than you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7552561
I've considered getting it numerous times myself, but I always worry it will just get cut off anyway, and I live just fine off my parents, so I haven't bothered.

[「ロリあき」 No.]

>>7552615
I've got nothing but time on my hands, OF COURSE I'm going to bitch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7552620
If you have all that time, why not get some food?

[Anonymous No.]

I work part-time as a customer service clerk at a local grocery store
;_;

[「ロリあき」 No.]

>>7552625
Store's closed. Besides, 35 cents doesn't go very far.

[Anonymous No.]

ITT: Yeah I'm a NEET between my two part-time jobs, university and parties (i guess u could call me a hiki when i'm not with my gf...xD)

[Anonymous No.]

>>7552635
You could probably get a line of credit. Just speak some computer stuff and convince the proprietor you got money on the way.

[Anonymous No.]

My family owns a screen printing business. It took about a day to learn how to use the software for this business with the help of my uncle of course.

Whenever I have work it takes an hour or two to finish a logo(tracing and color seperating, that's it). Pay is ridiculous for what I'm doing.

I'm not doing this anymore though as I don't feel like it. Maybe when I need money.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7552563
I hope you at least have someone to warm your bed at night, forsaken one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7552638
>i guess u could call me a hiki
I have some bad news for you.

[「ロリあき」 No.]

>>7552640
And then what? I'm already in debt up to my eyeballs, and I'm in a podunk town where every body knows everybody else. People know where to find me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7552645
Do cats count?

[Anonymous No.]

I only get money from birthdays and at Christmas. I only have £20 in my account.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7552655
You bed your cat?

[Anonymous No.]

Lifeguarding.
Seriously, as long as you know how to watch for dangers and potential hazzards, and know how to deal with emergency procedures when shit hits the fan, you can literally just walk around the pool for a good few hours and get $20 hour for it.

However, instructing on the other hand, is a very different story.

[Anonymous No.]

selling tf2 hats

[「ロリあき」 No.]

>>7552671
A cat isn't fine too? I've been lied to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7552651
If you were truly a hikki, wouldn't nobody know you?

Ahh the benefits of alone.

[「ロリあき」 No.]

>>7552678
My Hikki days are behind me right now. Hard to lock yourself in a room when you have nowhere to live.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7552649
>Replying to an 'ITT:' post that's dripping with so much sarcasm it's embarassing

I have some for you too friend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7552674
I'm actually sort of interested.
Out of curiosity, how much does a
V.Luger
Big Kill
Buds
V.Merryweather
V.Whickers
V.Ze Googles
V.Proc mask
V.Hound Dog
go for anyways, in terms of cash value.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7552683
Okay, I'll give you mine first:

It turns out that you're probably not a hikikomori by any stretch of the definition.

Your turn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7552673
>gawk at girls from behind sunglasses
>fap under magazine in lap
>life is fulfilled

[Anonymous No.]

>>7552683
Don't be too cruel to the resident autists, they can't help their condition.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7552693
Not him, but goddamn
>ITT
Does it not compute to you that he's mocking the posters in this thread calling themselves NEETs with jobs or hikkis who do social shit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7552696
how is that resident behavior? he's hopefully just very tired/out of it and completely misread what was said.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7552693
Oh, wow. You really are autistic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7552699
He's still wrong. If I said, "ITT: People with three hands," you could point out that nobody has three hands, so I did something wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7552673
I actually do the same job, Instructing made me realize that IRL lolis can be total bitches too.
thisisnotlikemyvisualnovels.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7552691
freefag here
we should go to >>>/v/

[Anonymous No.]

I work in IT and make a comfortable salary.

Protip:
Do not fucking work in IT. It seems cool at first, but you will come to hate it (and no, I don't work in first-line client support or call center work). If I had a chance to become a librarian, I would do it in a heartbeat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7552700
I'm pretty sure he's either autistic or trolling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7552718
Or both.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7552693
Oh, you think I'm the person that made that post? I guess I have even more news.

a) I'm not the person you had news for
b) I think I might be, it's been years since I left the house, I don't even need to leave for groceries
c) I don't think the person you had news for was serious!

[Anonymous No.]

>>7552706
it cannot be
lolis are the purest angels of love
it was just a petite cumdumpster do not disparage holy lolis

[Anonymous No.]

>>7552721
>a) I'm not the person you had news for
Please pass the news along to the correct Anonymous when you see him.

>b) I think I might be, it's been years since I left the house, I don't even need to leave for groceries
Then you shouldn't be posting in this thread, as in this thread, only people who hold down jobs, attend university, go to parties, and have girlfriends are allowed.

>c) I don't think the person you had news for was serious!
Just in case.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7552718
Ah, that special brand of /b/ trolling where the aim isn't to anger or ridicule anyone, but just to make yourself look like an idiot - damn, he got me! Totally convinced.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7552724
I'm highly offended that you don't think I was trying to make people angry.

In fact, you are probably mad right now.

At least I hope you are, or else I have failed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7552724
> where the aim isn't to anger or ridicule anyone, but just to make yourself look like an idiot
It's quite a curious way to "troll" isn't it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7552724
>>7552730
That's not nice. I'm half-inclined to suspect that you two are trying to troll me right now. The nerve!

I am positively aghast that the tables have been turned on me.

My frustration rises with every passing minute. I've really got quite the bee in my bonnet now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7552728
And now I've been thrown into an unfathomable rage. Curse you and your 'umad' retort, God I'm so angry I can't even take it easy anymore.

You win anon, I thought you were just some /b/level idiot, but you outfoxed me with your cunning ways!

[Anonymous No.]

>>7552742
Indeed, I knew that deep down inside your seething rage was only barely repressed. As soon as you saw my post, something snapped and you started literally frothing at the mouth.

I graciously accept your utter capitulation. Let the record show that this was a total victory on all accounts. Here ever after, this day will be known as 6-30-2011: The day that /b/ OWNED /jp/.

Mark your calendar, kids.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7552722
Bro.
Some lolis.
Will will genuinely be an ass to you since you're a guy. Like, I'm generally good with working with children, but some just refuse to have a male instructor. Obviously they will have a different instructor for the next lesson, but they make that 30 minutes hell. They pretty much fuck with your lesson plan, and the plans of all the other students.
Not to mention they kick you too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7552778
you're explaining what colors look like to a blind person with autism. don't even do it, dude. don't even fuck this up, man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7552778
LIES. THEY ARE JUST TSUNDERE. R-right /jp/?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>7552785
Not even.
Like I will have this totally legit 30 minute lesson plan with took a good 20 minutes the night before to plan out to fit skill levels, and for assessment criteria.
And one lolibitch comes and pretty much shits on the entire class because she feels that she is more important than everyone and "doesn't want to listen to guy teachers". Totally ruins majority of the lesson with her attitude. And not to mention, I get in shit from the other children parents for wasting part of their money too. Seriously, even with the disciplinary steps, it's like she just wants to annoy the fuck out of me. Which she successfully did.

Whilst cases like this are rare, I just had a girl exactly like this this morning, hence the rage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7552787
Every girl is a tsundere. Some just with a little to no dere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7552799
>>7552778
>And one lolibitch comes and pretty much shits on the entire class because she feels that she is more important than everyone and "doesn't want to listen to guy teachers".
>Not to mention they kick you too.
>Seriously, even with the disciplinary steps, it's like she just wants to annoy the fuck out of me.

Try to picture this in 2D form and tell me she doesn't sound like your typical tsundere, maybe with a hint of ojou-sama. You're living the dream, bro.

[「ロリあき」 No.]

>>7552817
Except for that damn extra dimension, anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7552815

The funniest part is that the character she's talking about is exactly like her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7552817
>You're living the dream

What about those of us who dislike that terrible archetype quite a bit? There are quite a few of us, you know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7552817
You see, i'd tolerate it more or less if she was actually tsundere.
But she really, as >>7552815 's image describes, has no dere.

I think there is a distinctive line between tsun and boarderline abuse. Usually I can deal with kids and demanding needs, but today really pushed the limit.

To say the least, I'm getting paid well at this facility since I do have more seniority than half of the other guard/instructors. If not, I would have taken the job at the other rec center about 15 mins further out, in the rural area of my city.

[Anonymous No.]

I keep picturing instructor anon's swimming class as the lolis from Lotte de omocha

[Anonymous No.]

Any who, I need to call it quits on the internet for now, I just got to finish one last lesson plan. There is this one kid in one of my private lessons whom loves star wars, and now I gotta make a star wars themed lesson plan which incorporates the swimming performance criteria for his level.

I wish a good night to those whom are still within this thread.

[「ロリあき」 No.]

>>7552855
I WANT TO BELIEVE

[Anonymous No.]

>>7552856
Holy fuck, you sound awesome.

[Anonymous No.]

Damn, maybe I also should try to find a job with kids. Is it even possible for random /jp/edo?

[Anonymous No.]

I work in a <pic related>.

I work as an event director and advertising for a maid cafe.
Socializing with people is a hassle but its my job.

[Anonymous No.]

I sell blood and donate sperm, twice a week for each of them at separate clinics. I'm contract-bound to keep selling sperm but just that is enough to support living if you're really frugal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7552925
>I'm contract-bound to keep selling sperm
If you don't fulfill the contract do the send a nurse to take it by force?

[Anonymous No.]

Started university 3 days ago in hopes of getting a decent way out of the NEET lifestyle, and it's horrible. I'm currently skipping class and hiding in the bathroom with my laptop.

I hate being around so many people all the time, and I was told straight out that this probably wasn't the course for me if I wasn't good at working with other people. The workload is already beyond my area of comfort, and the teacher assured us that it's only going to get worse. And though I was hoping I would find something interesting in the subjects, looking at them after realizing I'll be stuck here every weekday for 3 years is crushing.

Help me, /jp/. I really don't know what to do anymore. I've wanted to just quit since day 2, but this is kinda my last chance to ever get a job with decent pay where I'm not treated as a slave.

[「ロリあき」 No.]

>>7552952
>3 days
Seems like you still have time to switch courses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7552953
There's nothing I want to switch to, and even if there was, I would probably be experiencing the exact same problems.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7552952
I know that feel. If I had a solution I probably wouldn't be posting here. Sorry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7552948

[Anonymous No.]

I started another job over a week ago, in hopes I could finally stick to it and make money to do things and live on my own.

I nearly started crying halfway into my shift, ran out, and haven't been back since. I've been shut up in my room since then, back the way I like it. My parents finally confronted me yesterday, and they're wanting to talk to me about it later today.

I think this might be the end of me, this happens every couple of months and I think they're going to kick me out. I'm so nervous and scared, I just want to sleep, and wander around at night. I haven't decided how, but today is probably going to be the day I kill myself, and even if I fail, they put you in those special rooms right? Where I can just be by myself, being fed and warm, and sleep? That might not be so bad either..

[Anonymous No.]

I manage Hello Kitty Online for shit pay.

Am I hikki if the only places I go to are the office, my home, and the stores?

Also, Boof you're not a Hikki.

[Anonymous No.]

I used to be a nikki, lived as an indoor trap.
Then the government conscripted me. I failed the physicals for regular military service so they put me in alternative service. I now work at a school around 200km away from home making around 200USD a month. I've been eating at 7-11 for all three of my meals for the last half an year. I have 150 days left before my service term is up. They also force me to cut my hair every fucking 25 days. Could you imagine someone who used to have hair down the the hips wearing frilly clothes, now forced to live in a shitty closet 200km from home making 200bux a month eating at 7-11 and having really short hair?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7553039
>conscription
Jesus what shitty country do you live in that they still took you after failing their physicals?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7553048
Taiwan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7553069
>Taiwan
>Country

[Anonymous No.]

>US
>Not british colony

[Anonymous No.]

>>7552778
A loli kicked you with her foot.

Are you seriously complaining. I would have had to turn away from any viewers for a good 30 seconds after that or be fired (or face a giant spontaneous orgy on the spot), just from that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7553001
Have you by any chance seen 今、僕は?